/qst/ RISK: my legs are asleep edition
Last time:
>Nevada was a nigger and bullied colorado-chan
>Overseer OP was salty with absolutly everybody and called them uncultured sluts on a regular basis
>A rampant series of hereticalhand-holdingwas had.
>Shitposts/Confused n00bs
>We made it to page 1! (A personal first for OP)
>OP needs to cut down on the drinking and smoking, heart troubles were had
>CuckLord was an oppertunistic whore
This time:
>OP is a loser/loner/never needs to sleep, can stay active for 8+ hours
>OP has experiance running Risk threads and doing minor RP'ing, bound to be a more interesting game
>OP is a fa/tg/uy, so he knows when to ask his players to roll, and when to let majority vote determine where the game is going
>Your *special snowflake* 10-post backstory clusterfuck/Groß Germanums/"Origional Content" (Do Not Steal)/Magical Realm/ Gross-Mix-And-Match-Of-Hyphenated-Prefixes state will be promply ignored and most likely laughed at.
>OP Will be flexable with the rules and is willing/able to change them if an issue arises with the ones already in place.
>YOU PLAY IN ABSOLUTLY NOWHERE IMPORTANT!
>WHY? BECAUSE RISK NEEDS TO BE DIVERSE GODDAMIT
>>33773
Some motherfucking ground rules:
>We dont start the Game until OP says we do, Until then, feel free to talk about the game, give OP some ideas on how you think this should be run, Shitpost
>OP will most likely start the game when ~5 players join and seem to be relativaly active in the game
>If you are going to play you MUST Tripfag
>RP'ing is optional
>RP'ing isnt optional, it makes the game seem much more lifelike and is the only thing keeping op from an hero'ing from loneliness.
>ERP is not okay in this game because they always seem to clog up the thread and make all the normie players squick.
>Put some effort into your motherfucking country, if you don't throw in a little backstory and personality into your country, you give op very little to work with story-wise, adding to his workload if he wants to make some creative decision-making along the line.
>READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MAP IMAGE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, IT HAS ALMOST ALL THE ACTUAL RULES PERTAINING TO HOW THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE RUN, WHEN WILL YOU LITTLE SHITS LISTEN, REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33773
Guess who~ If Germany is avaliable
>German Empire
>Grey
>Germany
If not, then give me
>British Empire
>Red
>England, near London
>>33818
Gotchu in, and just to make things clear, everybody starts out with 15 territories.
>The Nation of Spooks
>Red
>Spain
>>33773
>The Roman Empire
>Purple
>Italy
Because every RISK game needs a Roman archetype.
>>33872
Woo, sweet. Oh, and I linked this game in the previous game since it looks like OP isn't coming back to that one and I want the Risk squad to keep together.
>>33773
Hey Overseer, Hey Pike.
Put my Color as Light Blue, and place me in the area of Paris.
>French Anarchist Union
>>33916
nice to see we are getting everybody back together.
>>33900
>>33915
Gotchu both
>>33872
>Pacifist People
>Brown
>India
>>33955
Thanks, fampai.
>>33949
>French
>Commies
>Obviously anti-monarchist cheese monkeys
Time to bully. >:^D
>The Soviet Nationalist Party
>Orange
>Russia (starting in moscow)
blayt too many ops who are dead and the flags are hard to edit edition.
>>33960
>>33949
Let it hereby be known that I am a complete bag of dicks to my players.
>>33773
>Saddam Hussein's Non-Nuclear Caliphate
>Pink
>Iraq
>>34016
You spillt into nearby kuwait and palestine
Like you already kind of where
>>33990
gotchu
>>33979
HONHONHON WHAT IS DIS SACRE BLEU
stereotypes outta the way i dont have any quarrel with you due to our past friendships but anarchism will spread across Europe comrade, might as well accept.
>>34016
Check it out! you also get a +1 bonus for owning all of Iraq, congrats on owning your very own shithole and make sure to add that +1 to your name so we can keep track.
>>33773
Are monstergirls allowed?
How do we roll for territory?
>>34063
Anyways begin pushing into Northern France and spill over into Belgium.
>>34080
Mashallah!
>>34072
Actually
>Communist
>Anarchist
Which is it? Anyways, I'm going to bully the Netherlands into joining my Empire (Because they're clearly Germans >:^D) so you can have Belgium. I'll take Scandinavia and you can have Britain, and you can go through Swiss and Austrian Alps to be free so that we don't have to fight for now, deal?
Is it too late to continue Colonial Risk?
>>34093I mean are we going with the old rules or rules on the image
>>34114
I want to have the entirety of the Low Countries under my control. Something youd want in return?
>>34116
OP might be starting up again here in a minute, so we can play in that one too still.
>>34119
I imagine the rules for how much a roll is worth is customized for this map just like they were for the last one, and the rule settup for bonuses seem pretty balanced, so other than that most rules will be the same as last time, except i will most likely try to change up how we manage battles.
>>34141
Are you guys okay with playing two at a time?
Or should I just let the thread die and play in this one?
>>34137
Nein, Netherlands are proper German clay! We care little for the Belgians and Luxomberg, so you may have them or nothing at all!
>>34115
Overseer, is it alright that I change my country name to "The Roman Republic"? Italy just realized that democracy is a better substitute of governance instead being a fascist state. Also, its easier since we're in the starting rounds of RISK.
>>34156
I will take whatever I please! I'm willing to be diplomatic, so lets settle this through words comrade.
I don't know if I'll be continuing my Risk game or not, but if I'm not- I call dibs on Golden Moroccan Empire.
>>34222
Fuck, if you do this, I wonder if Spain will double-team France with me or if you and France will double-team Spain...
I MUST SEE THIS SCENARIO PLAY OUT!
>>34063
"le shitty french anarchists"
fite me fascist fuck
>>34193
Well, having control Gaul would be nice and they do have lots of good artists from there too. But I'll hold off on attacking them unless they provoke me. I'm setting my sights eastward.
>>34179
Hey Rome, since we seem to be the only democracies in Western Europe, you wanna buddy up and become allies?
>I AM BEGINNING THE GAME BECAUSE THIS SEEMS TO BE EVERYONE, YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO MAKE YOUR MOVES AND MAKE ALLIANCES/CREATE NON-AGGRO PACTS
>>34222
Nevermind, it's official.
>>34243
>Pissing off Overseer OP
Oh boy, do I hear blessings to fuck your day up?
Hey Saddam, you want to make a pre-game alliance with the poo people? This way we can corner and push up into russia together.
>>34264
Expand in Spain. Ack ack ack.
>>34264
Ah good to know, start moving eastward to show those russian cunts what soviet nationalism is really like.
>>34264
Dude, I'm playing as Morocco. Gold please.
>>34272There is a "nuke" option on the map. :3
>>34264
Expand the poo throughout India.
>>34264
FILL THE GERMAN HEARTLAND!
SPAIN, MY FRIEND, LET US BULLY LE SHITTY FRENCH ANARCHISTS!
we can still join right?
>>34288Guess I need to get extremely lucky to fulfill your will, OP-sensei. :^3
>>34264
Begin pushing North and spill over to Belgium, secure the borders quickly.
REVOLUTION ACROSS EUROPE!
>>34294
Do you want help with that, comrade?
>>34306
Be Saudi Arabia to piss off Pike of Germany.
>>34313
Can you reach the dirty anarchists, Soviet? If so, very much so. :^3
>>34264
TAKE OVER THE DIRTY SUNNIS IN THE SOUTH ARABIA WILL BE OURS
Rolled 3 (1d8)
>>34306absolutly,yes,of course,why not, probably not, no, neverlet the dice decide
>>34348
I hope you saw my post and counted me as a player.
>>34357
Jesus, might as well change my name at this point, I didnt no so many people hated anarchists. Christ.
>>34357
Okay bud, what about we establish trading routes between our two magnificently amazing empires? But I'll be there to support the french fucks emotionally. :)
>>34368
What the fuck, you little shit? Fucking knew I shouldn't have helped Lenin with your fucking bullshit, like, fuck, you're just spitting in his face by helping these fucking anarchist fucks who don't even help their own people.
>>34377
>no
>know
fuck i am retarded
Is Iceland and teal taken by now?
>Turn 1
>French and Germans start to argue
>Italy "30% less fascist"
>talk about nuking each other already in thread
I luv you guys
>>34399
Deal with the western counties.
>>34399
Move for Alsace-Lorraine and continue the push into Belgium.
Also, nice dubs!
>>34399
Take over the last bits of Spain, and then invade Portugal. Ack Ack Ack.
>>34399
Claim Norway
Colo is teal
Viking Resurgence
>>34399
Beautiful, keep moving eastward.
Alright gentlemen, I will offer my aid to French liberals, but I am willing to trade with whoever.
Dear Frenchie, how about we start an alliance? I will call it the.. The European Liberal Alliance.. Or the E.LA.
>>34431
We promise just as long as we are allowed Pakistan because it looks like a penis.
>>34419
The purest of vodka my comrade!
>>34445
I heard "Help me, and I will give you a shit ton of land." You know what, you sold me. I'll help you, fleshy ally.
>>34443
WHERE?
>>34399
At the behest of the senate, the Romans continue to march upward into northern Italy to further develop the republic and generate revenue.
I can enter?
Estonia, any color
>>34475
Literally, have all of France. If I take any of it, you can have it at the end of the conflict. I just want my rightful German clay.
>>34445
My friend, may I advise you to take over the dirty poles first? They are merely slaves and impure cunts.
>>34491
Alright, alright. The skeletons will help you, ack.
How are nukes acquired?
>>34453
Sounds much agreeable Apoo
>>34477
hey overseer can i hop in as finland?
any color is fine.
>>34502
Achieve a 69, or 420;404 get. Its a somewhat rare occurrence.
>>34505
Eh, I rather not. I like this other flesh guy than you, ack.
>>34505
Hey bud, are we forming the E.L.A or what?
>>34506
Hey Sam,
FAU is trying to get a team together to wipe us out. Want to join forces and spread some Islam to Europe?
>>34523
I MEAN SWEDEN OVERSEER-SAN
>>34531
What can I do to bring you on my side? You seem like a real nice guy, so I'd like to work with you!
>>34485
OP?
>>34534
I said nothing about wiping you out, I'm just saying I'd help out my allies. I would be willing to do the same with you or Mr.Hussein. I'm a friendly guy.
>>34537
YOU WANNA HAVE A FUCKING SCANDINAVIAN STAND OFF!
>>34539
Hm. Well, what are your goals, ack ack ack?
>>34556
Don't listen to this fuck, Saddam, he's literally an anarchist who wants to take away all the power you have.
Fucking wreck his shit.
>>34546
I don't know how to feel about that bud. :)
I'm allies with the frenchies. :)
>>34546
"Rightful German Clay"
I tried to be friendly imperialist scum, but you had to go on and be a hostile raving madman!
>>34561
or we could be partners like irl u slut
>>34571
>Dutch
>A German People
>Me
>German Empire
They belong under my banner, not yours, Frenchie! You could have had the rest of the Low Countries, but no, you wanted the Netherlands too.
>>34580
I'll fucking send my axe up your ass whore.
>>34604
you promise ;)?
>>34594
We attempted to be diplomatic, but you went off on being hostile! YOU could have negotiated, BUTTTT you didnt, and went on being an aggresive CUNT
>>34592
Hm. Eh, the goals of the spooks are different, ack ack. All I have to say is good luck, ack.
>>34617
If you piss me off enough.
>>34619
What are you're goals then? We're a friendly people, we can adapt.
>>34592
> I dont care about what you do, as long as your allies with me,
You're sounding a little Hitlerly to me right now.
>>34618
You could have had everything to the west of Germany and Netherlands, and the fucks I would have given would have been fucking zero.
>>34469
+2 for norway gets, spilled into sweden
>>34485
Namefag up my good man, then i will add you
>>34549
+3 for owning the scandinavian wannabees
>>34505
>read the filename
sorry to keep y'all waiting, just waiting for a proper declaration of nukes launchingness.
>>34650
Attack any fleshy thing that attacks me, ack, and try to survive. Ack.
>>34655
w-what about me
>>34556
Perhaps if you some certain materials we can talk...
>>34651
>Somehow, the French anarchists are the Nazis
>Actual German Empire just want Netherlands and rest of proper German clay.
>>34655
Overseer, where exactly did the Frenchie get nukes? What post was it?
>>34674
Just about everybody's move and insertion is accounted for and indicated on the map, im just waiting on nuke requests.
>>34655
Here it is, shoddily circled
>>34674
Hahaha! Try taking Denmark. You can fuck with Finland all you want next to the communist!
>>34700
everybody has nukes, but i imagine showing the willingness to use them pisses EVERYBODY off and makes diplomatic solutions harder to come by in the future, plus it makes the nuke'd territories impossible to conquer/pass, possible slowing down/halting a strategic advance.
TL;DR: everybody has nukes, its not a good idea to use them
>>34715
Glory to you comrade, godspeed!
>>34732
I thought you had to roll lucky enough to earn a nukes.
>LIGHT GREEN TERRITORIES ARE NUKE'D TERRITORIES
>FRENCH ANARCHISTS ARE BASICALY HITLER
>OTHER THINGS HAPPENED!
>>34715
Jesus fuck, no, your lands too much of a headache to manage. Too widespread, too cold, too just goddamn awful. Congrats, you have little need to worry about me because fuck attacking Russia.
Instead I just want central Europe about as far as Poland along with the Netherlands.
>>34732
If France nukes me, I reserve right to nuke France back as retaliation strike.
>>34655
Ok.
Expand territories.
>>34702
but you just gave some of my territory to Olaf m8 muh 15 territories muh sweden
>>34753
Fuck over New Syria.
SCANDINAVIA FOR THE VIKINGS!
>>34753
Counter Nuke, will have drawn picture for you.
Move into Bohemia to my southwest.
>>34753
Take that last bit of spain, then beeline to the french guys.
>>34753
>i have no ideia what estonia is
Underage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia
>>34753
Continue expand through India
>>34753
Take Yemen, Oman, and whatever else is on the fucking land. Get that sweet Saudi oil money to good use baby
>>34753
The legions march eastward into the last bits of northern Italy, and hopefully the legions in the south will spill into the peninsula and Sicily at this point.
With the series of conflicts happening in western Europe, the senate heartily guffaws.However, there is the tragedy in Germany to think about. The senate looks eastward. Greece and southern Europe look like beautiful lands for a growing nation. But that time hasn't come yet, as there is still much work to do in Italy.
>>34753
Nuke westernmost French target first, then the second French target and the Belgian one in that order if I have enough nukes.
>>34753
ffs spread to poland we cheeki breeki now. Our hordes of pure white qt's and their brown kangz need new shelter.
thanks for giving me a shit hand u fuck
>>34753
Push shout into Aquitane, and take that one tile connecting Britain to us.
LONG LIVE FRANCE, NUKES CANT HARM US!
>>34832
Uh. Isn't that overkill?
>>34832
one nuke per turn.
can't stockpile
>>34753
Take eastern land.
>>34832
You have one nuke kid. Spend it wisely.
Unless, we dont, then MAD IS UPON US!
>>34832
Be an American Hero.two nukes
>>34854
He fucking neutered my homeland and struck first.
So no.
>>34828
Its not my fault if you have 13 years old.
>>34856
Hit the eastern French target.
>>34753
Nuke em!
>>34878
Hey buddy! I see that you are standing close to my borders. :) I really hope you won't expand to the south or to the east. :)
>>34926
I gonna expand for north east :3
I Will make expand Estonia into other aryan-wanabee nations because he wont elaborate as to where he wants to go
>More nukes
>More Saltyness
ARE WE TAKING A SHORT /GOT/ BREAK PLS RESPOND
>>34961
Attack that Cyans, please.
>>34961
Finish off Swedend. Spills to Iceland.
>>34961
Attack the french guys with the spooky warriors and the trumpeters!
>>34961
Reconnect my two halves, going to aim a nuke at his Belgian lands. Spooks, enjoy the bread in France and carry on the German spirit.
>>34961
where is the combat roll page i want to fight off these viking PUSSIES
>>34961
Push into germany, and jump ship into england
Hey Spooks, mind not taking French land? If both of us split, none of us get the benefits. In return, we'll help you out in your next war! Cool?
>>34961
Italy is almost under Roman control! The Romans take the last southern territory and Sicily and continue their conquest by spilling into Slovenia.
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>34981
Nevermind, attack em!
>>34961
Keep moving east.
>>34977
>dubs
FOCK YA.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>34983
Thanks you. May you have a good ack ack.
>>34981
Oh, I got to roll a dice. Roll.
>>35005estonia new superpower
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>35005
Nothing for Pali's OP?
>>34961
Here comes my target, OP. It's the province in Belgium colored nuclear green.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>35005
you are a serious motherfucker m8. he took some of my area and i didnt have a chance to fight back.
>>34961
Alright, move the red army to the south of Russia and then march it to the west.
>>34961
We fund saudi oil money to Hamas to liberate Palestine (and more, expand northwards but don't touch Egypt)
>>35022
Without a doubt! Help the cause! Or, Nuke the Spooks one territory that would fully seal off the border between Iberia and France!
>>35022
I see a lot of skull bashings between me, you, and Estonia.
>>35005
Good night, cyan.
>>34961
this thread is a clusterfuck and i love it
we're all so salty
we really shouldnt have nukes
>>35022
He struck first, you fucks. I didn't want to kill needlessly, but this war began thanks to him.
>>35023
Spooks, requesting that you nuke Soviets if they nuke me.
Attention, all free powers of the world seeking peace. The French radicals have initiated nuclear holocaust upon the German people, and the Soviets aim to do the same. Let this be a message to you all that these countries are not to be trusted in any situation. Never be their friend, never be their ally. Crush them utterly.
>>35076
Ugh, this is a cluster fuck. Fine.
>>35075
We really shouldn't.
If we had just agreed about the Low Countries. ;;
>>35076
Hey guys! Remember when the Germans began to claim land and say everything was German in a mad power grab equivalent to Hitler, then basically tried to start war witth us?
And remember how I acted nice to everybody else and even managed to make Saddams birthday wish come true? Yeaahhh, good times.
>>35106
If this all goes south, mind if we be allies next game? this is so entertaining
>>35112
>Only wanted Netherlands and probably Poland at the start
>Offered to let you have free space so that we don't have to fight
>You want it all
>Low Countries
>Britain
>Soon enough, of all Europe
>>35148
Do we get free nukes? :3
Oh, and have a name I can identify you by easily.
>>35149
>Claims Netherlands as "German Land"
>Is Dutch
>Trys to be nice and settle diplomatically
>"NEIN NEIN NEIN SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL"
>mfw
>>35025
:3
>>34961
Continue expanding through India.
>>35076
>at a base somewhere
"...is it true?"
"Yes.."
"Alright.. Input the launch codes.."
I'm deeply sorry Spooks.. But you have been fed too much Neo-nazi propaganda.
>>35169
usually i go by the trip "tsi", but I'll announce who i was at the beginning of each game.
NUKES FOR EVERYBODY! LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS
>>34999
your trips roll earns you 25 territory gets, and your conquering earns you a whopping +7 bonus.
>>35002
+3 bonus for more desert shitholes.
>>35037
Estonia fucks you over with his massive land invasion, and your roll of 36 is a loses to norways 50 (the +2 bonus adds 20 to his combat rolls) you die.
>>35001
spooks roll total of 129 beats your 50 easy, he gains 7 of your territories
Poo in the loo didnt move this turn, gets skipped to lessen OP workload
>>35192
Fuck over Estonia
VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGGSSSSS CHARGE
>>35192
disregard this.
>This map now
>>35192
youve had it out for me since the first risk u fuck.
ill see you next thread asshole.
>>35192
Sorry, had to do some housework. Continue expanding through India.
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>35192
FIGHT BACK THE SPOOK MENACE
take land across the channel in england
>>35211
Fuck over Estonia
VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGGSSSSS CHARGE
>>35205
IF YOU TOUCH ESTONIA YOU CUNT.
>>35192
Take north islands and go east.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>35211
Remove the french.
>>35211
>Still no nuke on southeastern province of Belgium
;;
Anyways, fill more of Bohemia. Planning to nuke Estonia because he scares us Germans.
>>35209
nah, estonia coo
u not
>>35211
Cyan is dead? kek.
Attack german empire.
>>35209
Its really motherfucking hard to keep track of rolls when everybody wants to clusterfuck your posting with late rolls and nukes.
>THIS NEW MAP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND ONLY POST YOUR MOVES TO THIS ONE, THAT INCLUDES NUKINGS.
>>35246
Continue expanding through India.
>>35211
Invade Syria and Then Turkey. The West be Warned huehuehue
>>35246
FUCK, FILL BOHEMIA, AIM A NUKE AT THE RED POINT IN ESTONIA!
GET RID OF COMMIE AND ANARCHISTS, NORWAY AND SPOOKS! GOOD LUCK!
>>35270
Saddam, my friend, I have the guns and you have the oil.. How about we become friends?
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>35246
Remove the french
>>35245
I forgot the bonus.
Hey guys, room for one more?
>>35246
Sorry, going to phone, deal with map before this please kind OP.
NUKE THIS TERRITORY
>>35298
Anon, look at the map.
Do you really want to join Risk: Nuclear Holocaust edition?
Scorpiongirl Empire
United Kingdoms
Yellow
>>35307Y-yeswhat could possibly go wrongthe answer is everything oh god why
>>35246
>tfw two attacks somehow take 15 territories in one move
>tfw spooks only gained 7 territories and rolled over 100
EPIC SIMPLY EPIC NICE DM YOU FAGGOT
>>35328
>Scorpiongirl EmpireD-Do you allow hand-holding? Also, could you drop a nuke on the Belgian areas held by France that haven't been nuked?
VIKINGS WITH NUKES WHAT COULD GO WRONG? EVERYTHING!
Risk Fallout? I don't see why not
>>35328you are fucked
>>35246
Start filling in the rest of the blanks to the west then move down to the south.
>>35351
Forgot points.
>>35356
Fuckin love you Vikings. If I leave here and miss a few rounds because of shower, please, have my remaining land.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>35356
Keep attacking, holy fuck.
>>35381
That's if we don't pissing off everyone that remotely enters our land.
>>35362
Continue expanding throughout India.
>>35307
Most definitely.
Sparta Agathon
Blue
Greece
>>35420I'm okay with nipping if hand-holding takes place.
Also, if you join me, you're probably fucked. It's literally nuclear football season on the mainland.
>>35420
Congrats, u gain nukes if even play!and i want to be your friend:3
My French buddy, how are you doing?
>>35444
[b]HOLYNG FUCKING SHIT, THAT TRPLES!!![/b]
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>35356
Keep attacking, huzzah
Guys, I need to take a shower. Till I get back, Spooks commands my armies and nukes. Spooks, be nice to the Norwegians and Spiders, they're good people. Fuck the French, Estonians, and Russians.
>>35444
Congrats bud! Ruin dem nazis and spookians.
>>35445
Switched to phone, sorry
