Finally in Carie's Lair, guardian of the staff.
Turn for MD team.
>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.
Previous threads:
Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+quest
Save Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess
Crossover threads (MDQvsSTP)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>313277
This image, make it happen.
>>313277
>Attack on Carie
Neat, so Mage Bros, Roxxie, and the cow.
Wiz Bro and Demon Bab Cast "Beam of Spiders" into his mouth while Roxxie takes a well-needed break with Cowgirl.
>>313277
MD protagonist: Cast "Hat trick" to make your hat dance. While he's distracted, cast "Detect Magical Items" to find where has has the staff stored in his room.
>>313287
Alright we are going somewhere roll d30+5
1-titans break the wall
2-6-caries punch
7-10-this is not working
11-15-you distract him but can't find the staff
16-20-you found where is staff but you don,t distract him
21-30-success
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d30 + 5)
>>313299
>>313304
That works
>>313277
The girls changes Caries homepage to tumblr.
>>313287
>>313304
You cast a spell to create magic dog that can detect magic items.
>Oh, hello there. Who is the goood boy? Yes you are. Go find a magic staff little buddy.
>Woof!
>Yeah! Little bloodhound will help us. Nice idea, bro.
Dog is flying fast behind Caries
>HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE!
Then little dog is stop near big pedestal and point at a top of it.
>Bark! Bark!
>DIE! LITTLE PEST! YOU THINK YOU CAN SNEAK BEHIND ME AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!
>Noooo! Little buddy!
>He was so young.
>>313362
Use a lighting spell to destroy his computer
>>313362
SURPRISE! The clap turned him into MAGIC DOGMEAT, the companion that can be injured but never die.
Summon Todd Howard to lie about how giving us the staff will benefit him and how amazing the world will be without his staff.
>>313362
Beat Caries down with some wizardu shouken.
>>313362
Summon an illusion of Thick Witch to distract Caries while you get the staff.
>>313362
I forgot to write that is turn for "save the princess" team now
>>313362
Considering we're back on the side of STP, the lewdpocalypse arrives and Caries gets exceptionally confused.
>>313380
What are the incubus' powers, besides seduction?
>>313403
she has a magic beam which is not very effective even in small enemies. She can morph her clothes at will or make them disappear. She also can change her body type to match the victim preferences. Just typical succubus/incubus stuff.
Also, THE FUCKING MAGIC CANDY BRACELET.
>>313420
>a magic beam
Do you mean like a laser orthe beam in his pants?
>>313437
Can we make his other beam magical?
>>313437
Illusion one of his waifus into exsitance to distract him.
>>313387
let's try this then
what are you gonna do?
>easy) change clothes
>normal) try seduction
>Hard) modify body type
>try other lewd trick
>>313466
Change clothes, to clouds of smoke to entice Caries.
>>313473
first for clothes.
1 critical fail
2-6 you change your clothes to a hiyab
7-12 you change your clothes to a bikini
13-22 you change your clothes to clouds of smoke
23-30 you change your clothes to clouds of mist
also Caries thinks... roll a d6
1- MC a shit!
2-3- MC is meh tier
4- MC is cute, CUTE!
5- MC is for love
6- MC is for LEWDS!
Rolled 9 (1d30)
>>313490
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>313490
>>313490
>9/5
I am happy with this.
>>313492
>>313493
>>313387
You modify your clothes and try to distract Caries.
> WAIFU ADQUIRED! I want to marry the succubus!!!
Caries now will concentrate in MC and prioritice him as main target if nothing more important happen. It was this a good idea?
>>313613
Wizarding Troupe, go for the staff while he is distracted!
>>313613
>succubus(male)
>>313618
Its time to move boys roll d30+7
1-everybody is dead
2-8-nope. Caries notice your movement
9-14-oh no he sees you but somebody have chance to run unnoticed
15-19-two of you get a chance to escape unnoticed
20-30-success
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d30 + 7)
>>313649
Rolled 28 (1d30)
>>313649
>>313654
welp roll for who escape d4
1-Leslie
2-Roxane
3-Lil Devil
4-Wizard Bro
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>313658
Roooooooooooxaaaaaaaaane
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>313700
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>313658
Lets give it a shot!
>>313618
>>313654
>>313660
The Wizard's gang deside to sneak up to the pedestal and grab the staff. But Caries notis them and try to stomp them.
>YOU DIRTY THIEVES! I DON'T LET YOU TO GET EVEN CLOSE TO THE STAFF!
>Goddamit!
Leslie was lucky and he didn't notice her. She run to the bottom of pedestal.
>And how the hell I suppose to get up there?!
>>313906
Run you idiot
>>313906
STP MC
Rip off your bottom and grow a huge, throbbing cock.
"That's right. I'm a real life futa."
That should get his attention.
>>313906
Meanwhile, the Wiz Kid begins screaming like a headless kamikaze and starts throwing heavy magic and hatred at the Fatsowhich results in new tapeworm waifu bursting from him due to low health, making all the ladies swoon and impressing lil' demon bro.
>>313906
Wizard and demon, Cast a spell of cleansing upon the smelly nerd.
>>313906Clearly you use milk propulsion
For STP, get into a heated match of Smash Brothers with Caries.
>>313921
Kek, op do this but show succubus ass and cari screamingno dick pics pls
>>313984
>no dick pics
lol fag
>>313977
Your waifu wants you attetion roll
1- critical fail
2-6 He is not looking rigth now
7-15 Oh no your ass has make Caries get out of control!
16-25 He is enticed now
26-30 success
Rolled 25 (1d30)
>>314021
Rolled 15 (1d30)
>>314021
>>314028
noice
>>314028
Almost
>>314053
Doesn't Lola get that roll a +1 from the poll?
>>314153
Good point, although made too late I fear
>>314153
you are trying to make that "everybody is involved" to get the bonus. But is the MC's butt, not Lola's
>>314210
MeK Brown made the get, not me. Just pointing out a potential +1.
>>313977
>>314028
Just look at dat ass. Caries is enticed, he can't look away.
>why is she so perfect?
If nothing wrong happens Caries is going to be distracted for a while.
>>314382
Grab the staff already
>>314382
Leslie's milk production finally kicks in and she launches upwards to the peak of the pedestal.
>>314382
Quick Leslie! Use that trampoline that's next to the spire!boingboingboing
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>314467
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>314467
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>314467
>>314406
>the staff is Caries dick
>>314538
>The staff is our dick
>>314562
>the dick is our staff
>>314408
>>314471
>Well great. My breasts is lactating. That's sure what I need right now.
>Hey, choco-tits! Maybe you should give a drink from your boobs to that greasy fuck and he give us the staff?
>Shouldn't you stay with other guys right now.
>Like hell I would stay with them. They didn't let me create a hydrogen bomb and shove it up this fat pig's ass. I better try to grab this staff and end this stupid clown fiesta already.
Mmmmm... chocolate milk... http://imgur.com/9cHvhik
>>314798
I KNOW! Why not use that giant trampoline right over there to jump to the top? It's certainly not an attempt to see your tits bounce about like two glorious basketballs under a satin bedsheet!
>>314798
Wizard finds the staff and uses it to first make the cow girl's clit grow as large as her tits and lactate strawberry milk from the tip.
>>314798
MC maintain distraction. Maybe try to rotate your butt as a form of like hypnotism or something? Either way keep holding his attention for the time being
>>314798
Whoever we're controlling this time should just punch Caries in the prick.
>>314798
DevilBro waves a red flag in front of her to get her to charge up the mountain. Jiggling ensues.
>>314836
rotating butt? wut? how does that work?
1-critical fail
2-8 Caries loses his composure
9-25 he keeps staring
26-30 success
Rolled 2 (1d30)
>>314852
Rolled 11 (1d30)
>>314852
Rolled 14 (1d30)
>>314852
>>314853
: ^ )
>>314853
Could be worse
>>314853
Chances are, this means we will end up with a lusty giant after poor Succubus (Male).
That or a sniveling little baby who just wants to be loved.
Also, next get, we should just have the Wizard Duel Trio use a high-level summoning spell and summon Caries' mom.
>>314853
Well, at least it wasn't my fault.
>>314853
>>314836
You continue moving your butt in order to keep Caries distracted. But it looks like you have pushed the wrong button and Caries self-control just blow up.
>I can't take it anymore!!!!!
He grabs you and start bring you closer to his meaty lips. He is sweating a lot... more than normal I mean
>KISSU, KISSU, KISSU...
He repeat like a mantra. You are in serious danger now...
>>315064
SCREAM ABOUT RAPE
NO MEANS NO
>>315064
Do this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4o3a1fPEzg
>>315064
Suddenly, Leslie and Devil Bro make it up to the top via plot convenience!
>>315064
Shimmy and shake your way out of his slippery, sweaty grasp! I believe in you, MC!
>>315064
Wizard Trio, summon his mom.
>>315096
I must admit, this idea is appealing.
>>315096
>summon another monster
great idea!
>>315064
Punch his fedora to establish dominance.
>>315096
Ok, I gotta go with this.
>>315096
Sheesh. You really think this is a good idea?
roll d16+7
1-emmm... bad thing
2-8-it doesn't work
9-10-this is not going to end well
11-16-oh momma!
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d16 + 7)
>>315119
Here goes
>>315124
>>315124
Oh boy.
>>315124
I'm ready.
>>315124
One of the male characters gets with Caries' mom in a magic marriage spell, and depowers him, by turning him into our wife's son.
>>315096
>>315124
>Big Bro, are you sure this is good idea?
>Of course, sis. I have done it thousand times.
>Do you summom mother of giant monster before?
>No. I use a cellphone before. Okay now just push this botton and... Wow!
>What is going on, Big Bro?!
>I guess it's working! Hold on, sis!
Well that's it for today. See ya tomorrow. We are going to meet The Mother. :^)
>>315268
Marry his mom.
>>315268
See you next time, weirdos.
>>315268
Here's hoping she makes a killer meatloaf, 'cause I am STARVING.
>>315268
I hope she deducts his Good Boy Points. No tendies for Carie today.
Be ready at 15:30 UTC. We are going to meet the Big Momma :^)
>>316563
Is this thicc enough for you faggots!
>>316563
I am shigging this diggy.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>316563
We need to go THICKER.
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>316623
kek
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 41 (25d2)
>>316635
Checking luck
>>316649
16-9 for good luck, nice.
Rolled 21 (1d100)
^
>>316742
Well fuck.
>>316563
>Gotta go to college right at 15:30
Fug. Oh well, I'll enjoy the sight later.
>>316563
15:50 utc, I wonder what Is delay.
>>316907
The THICC overwhelmed him.
>>316907
It just means we're gonna get a super good starting post anon.
Mother of Caries appears. Wow! She is kinda smaller then him.
>Weedledee, what is going on here?! Why all this little kids in here terrified by you?! Why you holding this poor girl in your hand?!
>MOM?! I-I-I C-CAN EXPLAIN!
>I don't need you pity excuses! Just look at yourself! You completely can't take care of yourself! yourself! Just look at your room! It's so dirty and full of trash! I really dissapointed in you, Weedledee!
>MOOOOM! DON'T CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF THIS GUYS!
>Hahahahaha! Weedledee! Ahaahah! Get a load of this guy!
>>316917
>"Oh no! She's cute!"
>>316925
That's a cute mom. Let's see if we can claim that Weedledee stole our staff from us and have her return it to us and then get the hell outta there.
>>316925
>waifu status: muh
praise the t h i c c
>>316925
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>316925
In embarrassment Caries flees the room, possibly screaming for people to not look at him.
His mom is distraught by all that's going on and laments where did she ever go wrong, by which point is our chance to console her and tell her it's not her fault.
During this time someone can steal the staff mayhaps.
>>316925
Miss, we just wanted to help our friend. *sniffle*
>>316925
Wizard Bro:
"Ma'am. I must say that you are EXTREMELY HOT. May I ask if you are currently single?"
Say this while blushing profusely. Maybe she's a cougar.
>>316977
Sorry dude but it's team "save the princess" turn
>>316987
Because we swap every post broham.
Rolled 28 + 1 (1d30 + 1)
>>317009
>>317011
nice roll anon
>>317011
I-is it good roll time already?
Rolled 23 (1d30)
>>317031
no
>>317108
It's good roll time muthafuckas.
Also, this has been an insanely long crossover, wow. The stories have become insanely intertwined.
Rolled 7 (1d30)
>>317115
nope
>>317115
you're right, let the good times rollFOREVER
>>317130
>Jinxing it
>>317130
Yes. As you can see from your roll low to meet your perceived point.
Rolled 5 (1d30)
>>317130
Don't ruin it
>>317011
>>316959
>>316987
>M...miss, we just wanted to help our friend.
Carie's mother look at her son
>I'ts that true?
>But mom, I'm the guardian of the staff! I'ts my job!
>And being the "guardian of the staff" means make little girls cry?! Go to mow the lawn!
>But Moooooom, we live in a wasteland!
>No "but", sir! you are so grounded!
>>317307
"Thank you, Miss, uh, Miss Carie's mom! Can we stay over for dinner afterwards?"
>>317307
steal the staff while both of them are looking away
>>317307
give momma a thank you hug`
>>317307
"Thank you ma'am, Caries has been cooped up in here so long, he forgot what having a life is. We're kind of short so could you grab the staff for us, please?" -Wiz Bro
>>317307
Ask her if it's uncomfortable having her lower eyes covered by her shirt all the time
>>317326Are you retarded?
>>317353I'm tired of all the hugging and politeness :^)
>>317326
Yeah, no.
>>317326
>I got it, boss!
>Hey! This was meant to me not to you!
>Shush, girl! Hold your tits while daddy do the job! Roll d6 boys!
1-It's too easy. I want some challange.
2-So awesome way to steal can't be unnoticed.
3-It's not steling. It's takimg what belongs to us.
4-6-Wow! So amazing! I am always winning!
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>317372
woo!
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>317372
>>317374
God damnit
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>317372
>>317367
>>317382
>>317390
We're gonna die quickly.
>>317394
And by we, I mean devil asshole
>>317398
If my theories up to this point are correct, if Devil dies, Wizard Bro dies too.
>>317398
the devil is OP though, he even scared the wizard council away from their crystal ball
>>317403
Oh yeah, we haven't rolled for effects from them in forever. Guess they fucked off for good
>>317407
A group of cockroach mages have probably taken up residence to play Perverts and Princesses beneath the glow of the crystal ball.
>>317326
>>317374
>What's the best way to piss off the guy who hates you? To have sex with his mother of course.
>Wait! Where are you going?! Aren't you sopposed to help me grab the staff?!
>Wait a lttle more, cowbell. The night is young and this old wolf is hungry for some tasty meat.
>What?! What are you talking about?!
Devil creates rock hand that gives him a ride a top to the Momma's face.
>Well hello there, beautiful. What such a lovely goddess doing in this forgotten place?
>Oh! You flattering me, young sir.
>Just call me Devil. Little Devil. And I assure you only little thing in me it's my height.
>Hihihi. You such a smooth talker Mr. Devil. You make me blush like a schoolgirl.
>>317563
Ask her if she would like to have another, more successful son
>>317563
Save the Princess protagonist goes for the staff while Mom and Devil are distracted
>>317563
oh jesus what have I done
>>317563
Mama, why not ask this handsome young devil if he'd like to have dinner with you tonight. After all, ever since your ex-husband skipped out on you for that bleached bimbo secretary, you've been so lonely...
>>317578
1-critical fail
2-Mom sees you doing suspicious things
3-4 What are you doing? can I help you young lady?
5-12 you pass without being noticed
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>317608
>>317591
Remember that scene in Ocean's 13, where Matt Damon wears a fake nose and uses pheromones to seduce the bad guy's secretary?
YEP.
>>317616
>son
It obviously not being refered to my party
>>317624
Which is your party, PP or PSOE?
>>317724
Podemos, because the fails
>>317744
>Podemos
Nice
>>317777
YOU STOLE MY GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>317792
Psssh... nothing personell... kid
In all seriousness, I didn't even know you were trying for that get
>>317612
>>317578
You sneak behind Mom putting your hands like a hamster because everybody knows you are even more sneaky if you do that.
>Yo there! Are you gonna try to climb that pedestal too? Can I go home now?
>>317832
Do something to advance the plot! Quickly!
>>317832
Wizard Bro and Roxxie break little devil's stone hand.
>>317832
Leslie, help MC over the next ledge
>>317832
THICK MILF IS NEW WAIFU!
>>317832
Leslie, you and MC drink your milk. Like, A LOT of your milk. Enough to have both of you perform a boob job on the spire. With that much boobage, blowing the top off will be easy.
>>317832
MC ride Roxxie like a crazy bucking and jumping bull(female) up each ledge to the top.
For added surprise/anger to get her moving the most, will probably have to jump on her back in surprise so she doesn't expect it.
>>317855
Ok, i laughed at that
>>317836
>DO YOU FEEL LUCKY... PUNK?! WELL... DO YA?!
roll d666
1-665-get the fuck way from me!
666-yeah sure. you never going to succeed in this
Rolled 269 (1d666)
>>317867
Goodbye devil.
Rolled 464 (1d666)
>>317867
Rolled 149, 447, 256, 78, 213, 431, 25, 17, 360, 29, 538, 217, 639, 43, 122, 239, 7, 391, 143, 177, 314, 110, 184, 375, 192 = 5696 (25d666)
>>317867
>>317873
>As I think. Try something else to entertain yourself. Like suggesting some fetish thing as usual. You can mess with other guys but not with me.
Rolled 317 (1d666)
>>317867
Well, there is a chance
>>317899
That's not very impressive coming from a guy who looks like fucking mickey mouse.
>>317899
Wizardbro: Become the older sister that Roxy always deserved.
>>317899
Welp I guess you can try again to suggest something to "Magic Duel" team.
>>317916
Oh dear.
>>317899
Incubus protag gets Candy Corn golem & cowgirl to throw her up to the top of the pedestal
>>317916
Lil devil was being sarcastic when he said suggest something fetish related as usual anon.
>>317916
Oh well more transformation I guess roll d16+5
1-I dont know, man
2-6-welp you going to be yourself for now
7-11-cute older sister
12-16-sexy older sister
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d16 + 5)
>>317938
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d16 + 5)
>>317938
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d16 + 5)
>>317938
RIP plot advance
You won't be missed
>>317946
;_;7
>>317946
I miss it.If we don't advance the plot, we'll never see Candy Witch again
>>317946
We had a plot?
>>317961
Her Daki is right there. Why don't you have the next Get (back on STP) side be Succubus (male) go bring the pillow to life with sex magic?
>>317971
Why settle for a substitute when we can have the real deal?
>>317974
>Summon Witch through lewd magic
I don't think it can be done.
>>317979
>not getting the staff and returning to her
be realistic
CARIE'S MOM
TH-THE BOOTY
I-I NEED IT
Hey, I just realized... If WizBro turns into a girl... Does DevilBro turn into one too?
>>318025
Since they are parts of the same person, one would assume so, yeah.
>>318025
I don't think so, maybe if they were still attached.
>>318032
sooo... waifuception?
>>318032
Huh...
Well, serves him right for yelling at us.
But.. But, who will fug the waifus and protect their smiles? The closest thing to a male would be Incubus.
>>318060
Maybe they'll be a girl with a girly penis?
>>318065
>girly penis
No such thing anon
>>318065
Needless to say, this is my favorite quest on the board.
>>318065
As a frequent visitor to /d/, I would claim that would be a futanari, sir.
>>318078
We may share fetish, but your taste in quests is a shit.
>>317916
>>317940
You decide to make your sister happy and transform yourself into cute girl.
>Look, Roxy! I am a girl now. I can finally understend all your feelings and problems. And we totaly can watch girly cartoons all day and go shopping together.
>Wow! Big Bro... I mean Big Sis. You look so cute. I like it.
Meanwhile on the rock hand.
>Hey! What the fuck! I maybe will look like a girl but my dick is going to stay where he belongs! Goddamit! Somebody is soooo dead!
Suddenly Mom grabs Lil Devil.
>Oh my! You become so cute Mr. Devil. Like a little doll. I so want to tickle you. Tehe!
>Thanks... I guess...
>>318237
Succubus grows wings and flies on top of the pedestal thing to grab the staff
>>318246
this. with all the seducing he(?)'s been doing an upgrade to the succubus powers n indeed well deserved in my books
>>318237
Incubus becomes THE MAN now.
Also, he got up the spire. Due to MANLY.
>>318246
I guess succubi deserve wings.
1 Critical fail
2-3 you grow nothing
4-5 you gonna need some extra power to do that
6-7 your new wings are not that useful
8-10 success
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>318277
nat 1
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>318277
>>318237
Hey. Lil' Devil. Just from me to you. When a woman says you're cute, that means "I think you look attractive enough to spend time with you so you can pay for my drinks, but not enough to take you home and fuck your brains out". You want "Hot" or "Sexy". Not "Cute".
>>318293
It could've been great
>>318310
well i could always be a scumbag and delete my roll...
>>318324
Do it
>>318278
>>318246
Ok, nothing happens, another suggestion?
>>318335
cast a demon-portal-thing to get to the top
>>318335
Use leslie's stonking huge tits as a trampoline to propel yourself to the top ala sunflower chick from Conker's BFD
>>318335
Attack the cow girl and tell her that you hate her for not loving you like she did Lola.
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
>>318346
But why
>>318335
Just climb the fucking thing.
>>318346
But what if she does love us
Polygyny is a thing ya know
>>318335
Maybe we should just, you know, cast a summoning spell on the staff or something?Or we could cast butt expansion on Carie's Mom. That works too.
>>318364
Polygamy is what you're thinking of.
>>318366
You know what. Sure.
>>318346
back and forth roll.
1 critical fail
2-3 congratulations, you have drawn Mom's attention
4-5 Leslie has enough of this shit and leaves
6-7 Leslie slaps you and yo back to your senses
8-9 Leslie is very confused
10-12 success.
Rolled 12 (1d12)
>>318382
>We just made a cowgirl fall in love with us by yelling at her
Slow clap.
