It's a fantasy quest.
What kind of fantasy hero are you?
Cleric
>>2903
Thomas Covenant-esque.
john kasich
Peter T. Titmouse, part time knife salesman, full time thief.
HEALSLUT
>>2936
But Thomas Covenant isn't a cleric. He seems to be almost fedora style, albeit written before that was fully a thing.
>>2909
supportan
>>2903
Clearly not your significant other, though I wouldn't mind trying to change that.
>>3194
Block her path, you can't let her leave now she knows your secret.
>>3194
Could you possibly be Questy of Pokequest?
>>3200
Yes.
But it seemed silly to use the name Questy on a board entirely about quests.
>>3194
Attempt to steal from her.
What you try to steal?Her heart.
>>3194
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ
Baby, why ya gots ta go?
>>3194
Aggressively attempt to sell her some of your knives.
>>3207
Cool.
She magics up a Pokemon.
Intermission time
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461821145784.webm
>>3293
Thank you.
>>3194
Sketchy? What are you doing here?
>>3346
I don't know who that is!
>>3199
Second.
>>2903
Oh hey Questy.
>>3482
Hello!
>>3533
Run! Also shout rude things about the creature's mother while you are running!
>>3533
Run away, but do it in a way that doesn't totally embaress you in front of your lady
>>3533
Flee! Flee for your pitiful live!
But do so in a truly swashbuckling manner!
>>3533
courageously run away
>>3533
Not so fast, Rampaging Monster... There's a toll on this road!
Fortunately, we know about Timed Hits!
>>3591
Flirt with the monster?
I mean I don't know how high our charisma is, but I suppose if it has a hole...
>>3533
Warn this new gentleman about the existence of a troll on the road.
>>3533
>Ayyy lmao.
>Slide under legs, slice tendons of hindlegs.
>>3533
teleport behind it
>>3533
She seems awfully happy to see that monster, it must be her friend, here to pretend to have prior arrangements with her so she doesn't have to go on that date with him.
>>3533
offer the monster cheap knives
>>3533
Try to sell it some knives.
>>3533
Punch monster in the snout to establish superiority
>>4325
seconded.
>>3533
Will this quest be available on your website ?
>>3533
Purify that fucker with a club
crash bandicoot spin into it.
>>3293
sauce?
>>4829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
>>3533
what the fuck is that
seriously what the fuck is that I've never seen one of those on this road before and I practically live here
>>3533
Fortunately Thieves have a "Run the fuck away" skill, that's how you're still alive, fuck that's why you became a Thief in the first place.
>>3533
The Skrrvvkkt takes the girls hat and runs away with it, causing her to lose all her magical abilities.
bump for rape scene
>>3533
Place the witch on your dick like pick related. She will make a useful shield
I want to have a deep, long, fulfilling, romantic relationship with that woman that we've seen in all of 11 frames.
>>3533
sell it a knife
>>3533
It's hungry!! feed it some of you knives!
>>3533
"...what the ACTUAL fuck."
Time to de-ass the area with a quickness.
Sex her before the creature kills you both.
Good morning, /qst/!
>>4416
Yes. I might not link it from the Poke Quest index, but it'll definitely have it's home on my webspace.
>>3346
Seriously who is that
>>6377
>You're a job for the authorities
Give her a hearty, if subdued, laugh.
>>6377
And you've got a job on my authority, random lady that I just met.
Ask her what you've stolen.
Clearly you've taken nothing tangible, and unsurprisingly the rape options weren't picked, so you haven't stolen her virginity that she needs to be a caster.
Maybe you have succeeded in stealing her heart?
>>6377
Peter uses his hand as a cellphone and calls the authorities. A police agent comes by.
Also the police agent is a walking talking dog.
Glaroth the black knight kills the beast and calls the thief a weenie. We have the first antagonist now who later becomes part of the group.
>>6377
The Skrvkt finds them, but actually is nice and waits for a stick to be thrown.
>>6456
The policeman is an old Scooby-Doo, who finally became a real detective.
Shaggy is his partner, though he goes by his real name now.
>>6456
It's comedy dog
>>6483
Comedy Dog isn't serious enough for this position.
It's his cousin, Scooby-Doo.
>>6456
>Using his hand as a cellphone
That is a very bad idea. I really wouldn't recommend it unless you wanna get real deep into quantum bullshit.
>>6377
Ask if Wiz Khalifa knows how to fight
>>6377
Ignore the beast completely and invite her to a meal.
MAKE IT SO. GIVE HER THE DICK
>>6516
Holy shit, I thought nobody else read this
>>6620
It is a hidden gem, Anon.
There may never be an animated adaption, even an OVA. So it'll never get much notice.
But it's among my favorite stories of all-time.
>>6377
Contemplate how this giant monster managed to sneak up on you.
Conclude it's an illusion.
Disbelieve.
>>6660
If it helps, your mention of it has just gotten me interested in it when I might not have heard of it otherwise. So thank you. But this has nothing to do with the quest so I'll be leaving now.
>>6377
USe your special abillity move
"Got2gofast!!"
>>7214
I suggest maybe the witch can use magic or something to stop that from happening maybe
>>7214
These post are making me fall in love with this board
>>7214
Steal the skull head thing, without it it won't see where the city is.
>>7214
Steal it's eyes, so it can't see any city to destroy.
>>7214
Steal the entire monster
>>7214
We are no hero. We will have to fight dirty and hit fast. Throw mud into its' eyes and try to take a leg out.
>>7214
Seal the legs, so that it cannot transport itself to the city!
>>7214
Ask the witch if she knows any spells that could take out the monster.
Also explain how you can't do much out in the open, since you are a thief.
>>7214
Clearly it's a misunderstood pet that is only looking for it's owner. Peter decide to help it (with the assumption of receiving a large reward if returned). he asks wizard lady to cast a spell to keep it from tap dancing on the city
>>7293
shes not a wizard shes just a cosplayer from the next town over. THIS ENTIRE THING IS A LARPING ADVENTURE
I don't know what the fuck this quest is even, but I love it.
>>7214
>Special
>>STEAL
>>7214
Miss are you suggesting we deal with the Skrvkt before it can harm the people of Annaburg?
Perhaps you should tell me what powers you wield so that I know what we are working with?
Begin the first entry in a long, painstaking completionist bestiary about each monster in the quest, and then lecture the witch girl about how important it is to be a completionist, like thieves complete their inventory of stolen goods.
>>7458We Ringabel now?
>>7458
I support this
>>7458
>first entry
Nigger, do you know how long we've been adventuring?
This is, at least, our fifty first monster.
>>7214
Don't bother stoping it by fighting it. It can spit fire and your lady pal hasn't done anything useful yet.
>>7214
Tell her the guards will take care of it. You're a thief not a warrior of legend.
>>7214
steal the city
>>7214
We can't let it destroy the town! All of Peter's swankiest night spots and overstock knives are! Maybe we can divert it into Conveniently Bottomless Ridge just off screen.
I love you
>>7965
Thank you!
>>8358
Now! Steal it's eyes! or stab them, I guess, if you want to be boring.
>>8358
Slash it's tires
>>8373
I dunno man, that'll make it an awful lot harder to steal his car when we're done here.
>>8358
Now that it's still, draw it in your bestiary!
>>8358
Vines yeah right I have a real skvkrkrt and vines dont do shit to it.
>>8358
Wait a minute. It's your jolly old chum of a pet and mascot of your store which purveys knifes! SKRVKT SHAGGY!
>>8358
Have the mage cast flare into it's eyes(?) and peter loots it since he now has an opening to do so
>>8358
I bet her hat is the secret to those powers
you should probably steal it and leave the monster to wreak havoc on that town that you were probably not fond of anyways
>>8358
Recall your brief attempt to graduate from the bards' college and use the skills you picked up to seduce the Skrvkt
>>8358
Steal a Skrvkt Liver from it (for use with crafting, obviously), then backstab it. It can't turn around right now, should be easy.
>>8358
Find cover near its face and throw knives into its eyes.
>>8358
It breathes fire, so we should use our thief-ish dexterity, balance, and climbing ability to shimmy up one of it's bound legs climb up the back of it's noggin where it can't burn us, then stab it in the eyes.
Make sure to make a clever comment at her mastery to tentacles and bondage before doing so though.
>>8387
I don't care what gets chosen, as long as we wright about it in our bestiary.
>>8777
>Steal the ENTIRE monster and use it when someone fucks with us
Whhh, i dunno that doesn't seem like such a good id-
>OR have monster battles
SOLD.
>>8777
WE /POKEQUEST/ NOW?
>>8777
Changing my vote to this.
>>8796
STEAL IT NOW
WE POKEMANS NOW!
>>8777
I too, change my vote to this, unless you're already drawing it up
>>8820
>Questy tries to make a quest without pokemon
>Anons make the MC a pokemon trainer anyway
Poor Questy
>>8511
>Make sure to make a clever comment at her mastery to tentacles and bondage before doing so though.
This. Before, during, or after what we do.
Make sure we say it in a way we show we approve and are just teasing her not trying to make her feel bad. After all we are a charming thief.
>>8358
Comment upon the lewd nature of the spell.
>>8829
I did like 850 pages of it....
>>8829
Listen man
>bandits try and rob us
>"GIVE US ALL YOU GOT"
>pull out sack
>open it
>OUT STEPS FUCKING GIANT DEMON MONSTER
>bandits book it
>hi five monster
>>8829
He's done a quest before? Is there an archive of it somewhere?
>>8874
I know Questy, I followed you the whole way, and you even indulged my stupid requests a few times. You just do as you like. You know we'll keep reading no matter what
>>8874
Just dismiss the capture options then. This quest won't be fun if you aren't into it, and there were other suggestions you can use.
>>8890
>Not knowing Questy
>>8896
Indeed I don't, hence why I asked?
>>8358
Now while the Skrvkt is distracted
Run away more
>>8909
http://darksquid.org/pokequest/
Have fun
Original content rules, Okk.
Lets all burn pokemon to the ground together. And lets all stop playing pokemon especially Okk.
>>8916
that is obnoxiously red
>>8919
>not letting the person who controls the quest control it the way he wants
I bet your the nigger who told the dungeon master he cant make the party fight an ogre yet.
>>8946
Im the nigger who told the dungeon master he was a fuckin gay nerd then I dunked him in his own toilet and drank alla the warm dr peppers he was hiding under his bed
>>9072
yyyeaaahh that was just a joke between me and Okk... he wants to name her something good. Better than Chigger which was just me making fun of him. So yeah let's make sure he knows before any official nametags are made.
>>2903
>>8919
The Wizard lady's wizard name's surname is Chigger?
>>9100
ok then. I've still got the layered .xcf file saved so I can edit it when she gets her name.
>>8943Red? I think you mean green
>>8403
do this
and then after, since the skrvrt looks like it has human-ish legs, cut the acr
unless we don't have a weapon
in that case, continue running
I'm not used to seeing this much energy in quest threads.
>>9232
Good quest will do that I think.
Wait, it can breathe fire and she entangled it with roots. I don't like where this is going.
>>8916
this is quite silly
>>9280
It was fucking amazingand I called the twist as soon as Wes appeared, so it will forever be my favorite quest
>>9267
>Wait, it can breathe fire and she entangled it with roots. I don't like where this is going.
dude have you ever tried to light wet wood (dead or living) on fire?
It takes forever.
Those thick plant parts will probably last more than long enough for us to ruin the day of the Skrvkt.
>>8403
Flare it's Face!
Then it will be blinded AND Burned
>>10020
Did... is that a good thing? Better get out our spare knives and start trying to steal it's legs. Or just stab them, i suppose.
>>10020
Weakness to being stabbed in the eye? That sounds like a trait unique to this beastie. Better put it in the bestiary record!
>>10020
Loot it, maybe its guts are made out of gil
>>10020
Get up and try to play off landing on your face like it didn't happen. Then say "It was knives knowing you."
>>10020
Now that we handled heroically that pesky business we can go back to the important stuff.
She still owes us a date.
>>10020
Request a clown. Clowns are involved when people get bucked off of big creatures, right? And ropes too, but I think the tentacle vines count towards that.
>>10046
>"It was knives knowing you."
>>10046
Please do this. All of my yes
>>10020
Peter obviously broke his neck in the last panel. So the rest of the comic his head should be turned 180 degrees. Or at least until they find him a chiropractor.
>>10020
This is the time to find a room at the inn and make sure wizard gril has her magic charges all set up for further adventures.
Do this by taking her to a lunch of lobster and hot dogs.
>>10046
I will completely back this
>>10046
Yes do this
>>10020
We need to work on our landings. But the effectiveness of that attack is a tribute to our skills as both a thief and as a purveyor, and identifier, of the finest knives.
>>10058
You can't escape the puns, Questy.
Also you need to get that friend of yours to make mouseover text for PQ2, rereading PQ with that shit, and it's hilarious
>>10085
Actually, he did, I just keep forgetting to read over it all.
>>10020
Now about that date with wizard girl
They just opened up this new fondue place in town and we have a coupon
>>10046
This, followed by something else corny like being a "cut above the rest" or something else equally corny.
>>10208
>"It was knives knowing you"
>turn to the wizard
>"Good job with those vines, you're really a cut above the rest. Good thing we took a stab in the dark and tried working together."
If they go to a store, he should say "It's been fun CHOPPING with you" and then he chops her in the neck with his karate hand and knocks her out, and then leaves her in the desert. And just fill the last panel with questionmarks.
>>10272
Hopefully the store was having a sale, gotta take advantage of slashed prices when you can.
>>10046
Wouldn't knife sound a lot closer to nice than knives?
>>10382
Knives sounds closer to me.
And now a list of knife -related puns:
Knife to meet you
Hate to cut and run but I've got to split
I've not fought a Skvrt before, but I'll have a stab at it
When push comes to shiv
Shank the monkey
I got some art from that guy dirk jugless
I guess he wasn't up to the cut
Do these puns get under your skin
>>10434
Quick, while we remember, add an entry in our bestiary regarding the Wizard girl!
>>10434
They head to the city together as Peter desperately tries chatting her up on the way there
>>10434
Do we have a bounty on our heads? Are we (in)famous?
we need a healer and a meat-shield to round out this party.
>>10434
Why "Okk"? I'm just going to keep calling you Questy, whether you like it or not.
>>10434
Don't forget to collect your knives from the body! They're valuable. Even more so now, as they are 100% verified Skrvkt slaying knives.
>>10434
Oh! also we need to loot the Skrvkt for loot! Maybe it's guts are made of gold, or an alchemist would buy em, or something!
>>10487
That's fine. I don't mind either way.
I was Okk before I was Questy though.
>>10487
Because being Questy is kind of a stupid name on a quest board.
Maybe he should be Pokéy
>>10434
You explain that you are a witcher
>>10434
Man, we should have let it rampage through the town a little before we defeated it. It kind of sucks that there aren't really any adoring witnesses to our amazing feats of heroism.
Still, if the creature had a bounty on it then we might be able to claim some sort of reward. Head to town in search of riches.
>>10434
Can we sell the corpse for money?
Skrvrt may be allergic to knife metal, may have been a reaction to the allergen rather than the being stabbed.
>>10884
As the introduction of the allergen in question was so close to the core of the central nervous system this may have resulted in the accelerated death.
As this would have not directly have affected the extremities of the subject there is merit in testing on them to see if there is another reaction.
So, uh, in short, stab it in the legs and she what happens.
>>10434
Let's review the other creatures in my book
>>10792
This. We didn't make all that effort for nothing.
>>10434
The wizard looks to be of average height, which means we are tall as fuck.
This has probably helped us when we want to intimidate our banditry targets into handing things over without a fight.
I wonder if it also means of small children bug us to let them ride on our shoulders so they can see the world from high up like adults do?
What do you guys think?
>>11280
i think she looks pretty short
>>11280
>The wizard looks to be of average height
Literally why? There's nothing to compare her with.
>>11280
It clearly means that the mage-girl can clamber up on top of us a la Zelda Triforce Heroes, and create a totem pole of arcane and rougish power!
>>11328
We're gonna totem pole it, just like how the indians beat the cowboys in world war 1. One single powerful attack all at the same time.
>>11293 #
I was going off of the road sign at the beginning 2 pages of the comic.
It looks like it is about her height.
>>11439
You're the wizard, can't you conjure some unholy undescribable horror from beyond the border of reality and make it lug our kill to the town?
>>11439
Cut off its head obviously
Having the head of something is, like, universal sign for "hey I killed this shit"
>>11439
Don't you have a perfectly good pair of bags of holding (or of being held)?
>>11439
Take a token of the kill. Given that the only thing the author shades in as pure white instead of cream is the head, I think we know what to take.
>>11439
We'll cut off the head and carry it back between us.
>>11455
>>11439
Luckily it has a hard outer shell for it's head. We can use our skill with knife work and survivial to remove and hollow out then head shell!
Without all the heavy wet flesh inside the shell will be light enough for the two of us to carry.
>>11439
Put it in our inventory, obviously.
What, does she not have one?
Instagram the monster's corpse.
That'll prove that you killed it.
>>11439
why are we trying to get lucky with a girl whose head is as large as our torso
>>11635
She's really hot. Just look at those perpetual bedroom eyes
>>11635
Because these boards are full of needy virgins.
>>11635
It's the hat, man. Plus, all great thieves have a snarky sidekick!
>>11635
Because we're the party rogue. It wouldn't matter if the places of the SKRVKT and Chigger were swapped, we'd still try to seduce it/her. Just look how sexy those legs and eyes are. And I guess Chigger's not bad.
>>11635
>why are we trying to get lucky with a girl whose head is as large as our torso
It's something the two of them have in common.
By the way, this thing still needs a name. How does "The Adventures of Peter Titmouse" grab you guys?
>>11673
>"The Adventures of Peter Titmouse"
Well that's what it is.
>>11673
And his maybe best friend *insert witch's name* here?
Go with a Bottle Top Bill reference.
>>11673
It seems like Peter thinks super highly of himself, so if we're assuming that it's Peter's story I don't think he'd settle for anything less than "The Legend of Peter Titmouse"
>>11688
>It seems like Peter thinks super highly of himself, so if we're assuming that it's Peter's story I don't think he'd settle for anything less than "The Legend of Peter Titmouse"
Good point.
He also seems to have a sense of humor and it literate.
maybe he wrote and drew this in the vein of comedy in his old age?
>>11439
knife it's head of
>>11439
Magic solves most problems in fantasy. Can she just, magic it back to town?
Ten pages in.
How's my driving?
>>12154
Who is this asshole?
>>12154
What do they call you?
Handsome Jerk?
Because you are a jerk...
and...handsome?
>>12154
ladies like it when you demean them. I read this online once, it's called "negging".
Join in on insulting the shit out of the wizard lady.
>>12154
nice apron
>>12154
We're a thief right?
Steal his hat.
Oh I can hear you now 'but anon we can't just randomly' WE ARE A THIEF, AND PART TIME KNIFE SALESMAN AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF KNIVES SO STEAL HIS HAT TO TAKE SOME
STEAL IT
DO IT NOW
>>12154Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a cute nickname
So who's this condescending prick? Is he interested in a knife?
>>12154
Steal his hat
>>12154
Take his hat and other valuables
>>12154
How long does your bib have to be?
Aww cute, it has a little sun on it.
>>12154
Show off your kill to the ass. If he doesn't appreciate it, punch his ugly face.
>>12154
>"Hey Sunny-D, buzz off. We're sort of in the middle of something important here."
>>12154
Ask wizard lady who the hell this guy is.
>>12154
Also enjoy this.
>>12154
Steal his hat, insult his color scheme. What is he, a candy cane? Leave us alone, sunny-d
>>12154
could be worse. She could be the guy who wears a dress.
>>12230
Working on it.
Finished this.
>>12230
Sped up version
>>12154
What's Robert Downey Jr. doing in this quest
>>12202
supportan
>>12154
Look at his cloak. He praises the sun.
>>12202
Supportin
>>12298
Yeah, but he's a dick, and not even remotely grossly incandescent. He's an affront to all the proper Sun-praisers.
Let's steal the symbol from his shirt
>>12154
Why does such a sour man wear a sunny outfit?
Is this guy her brother?
They have the same eye and eyebrow SHAPE and color.
And the Same hair color.
>>12154
>Fags like these will get Pokemon Sun
>>12154
What if she kicked him in the nuts and ran?
>>12333
What is we BOTH kicked him in the nuts and ran?
>>12309
>Red and blue are nature color enemies
the plot thickens
