You are humble student of "University Of Magic and Stuff" You were challenged to a magic duel. But this duel turns out not how you expect it to be.
Rules:
>be sure to reply to the correct post
>first post aka "get" with last number 3, 6 or 9 get to decide what happen next
>wait 3 minutes to reroll
>only first dice roll matters.
Previous thread here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=T%26A
>I need 1 or 2 hours to prepare for next session. But for now take a look on how it all started.
>>245970
Man, wizards can be pretty petty about their grudges
>>246045
Silly, ain't it? Can turn humans into weird animals but can't magic vomit out of a bathrobe.
>>245970
Fucking dark mages.
You was born in family of famous and powerful wizards. Your father Genrih is master of illusions and your mother Cassandra great healer. You have an older brother, who unfortunately doesn't have a gift at magic, becouse of that he really doesn't like you. Also you have half-demon sister. She was adopted when she was only a baby. You always help her and protect her even when you got beaten to half-death. But one day you get older and should go to university to learn magic and become the best wizard and make your family proud. But plans not always go as you want. You failed at every magic lession and desided to waste money on alcohol and gambling. Years later you become total looser who can't even finish the first course at university and drinking all day in bar.
>Thats backstory of protagonist. I need to eat and after that I will reveal who is the opponent.
>>245970
Oh shit exposition!
>>246232
*insert feels here*
I'm kinda sad now.
>>246232
Also, it's our mother, isn't it?
The Kobold face looked considerably like that.
>>246232
Well they'd be proud of the magical skill we're rolling in this duel. We managed to subdue and fetishify a wizard way more powerful than us. To the point that we had time to mess with them for a bit too by making their tits huge.
Maybe proud is the wrong word
>>246232
Oh no. WE NEED TO MAKE OUR SISTER PROUD.
>>246232
Oh god. Is it our little sister? Have we been molesting our little half sister this entire time?I'd be cool with that.
>>246232
I still think his opponent is his yandere ex-girlfriend
Wow! What was that? It's like you lived your past life again. You also normal again and all water gone...
"You!'' You hear voice behind you "You pathetic! Our family believed in you. We hope that you become a great wizard. But after all these years you just wasted money we give you on booze and whores. Our family having hard time now. Mother is ill with unknown desiese, father in hard depression and older brother hole day on work to make some money on food for family. All these years small sister waited for you to come back. She bealived that her brother will come back as great wizard and solve all our problems. But that little naive girl gone... I come a long way to become what I am now. Now call me Roxane THE BEARER OF PAIN. I will destroy you! You disgusting worthless PIG!"
Oh fuck! Shit just got serious! You going to need a lot of luck.
>Sorry for taking so long. Just was busy with some stuff.
>>246601
Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug her
I can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
>>246601
Act clueless and say "Am sorry but do I know you?"
>>246601
No problem.
Apologize, saying that indeed, you were a failure and do not deserve everything that has been given to you, but you will not simply die.
And cast a lightning bolt.
>>246601
Cast a spell to get rid of that horrible feeling you got after realizing that you just anal raped and seduced your own sister
>>246619
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>>246619
yeah, that totally not gonna piss her off
>>246601
>You spent half the comic making out with your sister
>>246619
Well fuck.
We could have gone out in a blaze of glory.
But instead...
>>246639
>half sister
We can still salvage this. Maybe we can make a waifu out of her.
>>246619
Oh shit. I forgot this thread uses shitty gets instead of voting.
Welp. I fucking hate you, iyA/pcYV.
>>246646
That's true, they aren't blood related after all
OP. Can we switch to a vote based system? Get based systems suck.
>>246619
You act like an idiot and say that you dont know her. She punch your face as hard as she can. You scull is probably broken now. Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.
>For this occasion let's try vote sistem.
>>246703
Okay point out that you have been trying to win this battle, you have to appeal to the judges, so you've been going flashy, silly and sexy, in an attempt to win three of the judges over.
Also no whores.
>>246703
cast shield, cast mana up, cast haste
>>246703
A sincere and honest apology, and that you really meant it when you said that you loved her. After all no blood related
>>246703
Hold your face and say "Owwww. It was a joke. What happened to the sweet little girl who didn't slug her half-brother's face". Then laugh and do:
>>246618
Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug her
I can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
>>246703
Correct her say that we wasted it on "boozes and gambling". And tell her how you won a duel against a powerful mage.
>>246703
>Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.
>implying trolls give a fuck
This is why Votes >>> Gets; especially at serious times like this.
>>246746
We should be proud of our little sister. She obviously has done what we were not able to. Shouldn't we be supportive of her and let her know how proud we are of her?
>>246703
Gets only work if it's completely random or if the OP adjust the silly suggestions a bit.
That said, you actually used your slime abilities from earlier to easily survive the blow.
>>246766
She is going to KILL us.
We need to assert our position BEFORE explaining ourselves further.
>>246703
Wait, this is a MAGIC duel. Call a foul for use of non-magical methods
>>246801
We'll just get overruled by the War Mage, cause he likes violence too much, I reckon.
Something like, "She clearly casted fist and you didn't even try to dodge. Kindly return to fighting."
>>246813
Also we just bodyslammed her like 5 minutes ago in quest.
>>246746
Okay vote system takes way too long. Baxk to gets then. Roll d16
1-critical fail
2-9- your sister beat you up even more
10-11- cast only shield
12-13-cast only mana up
14-15-cast only haste
16- success
Rolled 9 (1d16)
>>246835
I just want to see their reaction to the whole trying to seduce and sex her. And its not like she didn't fell for the seduction a few times, so she secretly wants her oniichan
Though in all seriousness, I didn't think I would get the "get".
Rolled 8 (1d16)
>>246835
Rolled 12 (1d16)
>>246835
>>246892
Anon, I said the same thing back on /v/.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/331392106/#331392984
Rolled 11 (1d16)
Rolled 3 (1d16)
>>246835
Is rolling twice a party foul?
>>246915
Rule #4 in the OP, Anon. It don't matter anyway.
Rolled 6 (1d16)
>>246835
>>246837
You tell your sister that you did not deserve all that you was given, you a failure of a wizard, but you will not be defeated by my little sister. She immediately set you on fire.
>>246965
Hug her while you're on fire.
>>246965
"Jeez, you're interrupting me. BECAUSE i won't find my beloved little sis. I may be a failure of a wizard, but i'm still your brother"
Then hug her and give her a kiss in the cheeck.
Throw ashes into her eye.
>>246965
FIRE PUNCH LEAP.
>>246965
Ice magic bitches.
>>246979
>in the cheek
>>246986
I'm not sexualizing her YET.
First we romance.
Also, succubus kiss bs.
>>247010
Satan loves wincest. Always remember that.
We don't fight cute lil sis.
>>246979
"You definitely doesn't know how to act with angry woman" roll d16
1- critical hit
2-6- more pain
7-12- she get angrier
13-16- success?
Rolled 15 (1d16)
>>247048
>>247050
You doomed us all, mOB.
>>247063
That's Tower Knight to you. :^)
And the dice are a cruel mistress.I wonder if we can have sexual relations with the dice.
Rolled 12 (1d16)
>>247080
rolling for sexual relations with dice
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>247092
Leave it to me.
>>247050
>16 seconds before
DELETE THIS
>>247048
She did say she loved us back then, come on.
She's tsundere for her brother. Remember that she reacted positively when he was trying to seduce her during the battle
>>247050
>>247050
You tell your sister that you mayby a shitty wizard but you still her brother.
"Fat chance asshole!" says Roxane " After what you did to me you not my brother anymore. My brother always care about people around. He always was peacful and non violent. And he definitely wasn't such perverted dog like you!"
>>247217
Summon a smokescreen while she's busy lecturing us.for the last time we only spent it on boozes and gambling, no whores!
>>247217
Show her who the real failure is.
Fireball her face.
>>247217
Briefly wonder how the fuck did she kept all these muscles under the robe
>>247217
Then I accept my fate. Put me down for my wrongdoings, you are the big sister now...Stealth cast wormhole.
>>247217
Tell her that you only did what you could in this magic duel. You're a shitty wizard who only knows magic taught to you by the horny wizards at the bar.
But she did magnificently and you're so proud of her. Hug her again.
>>247217
Tell her that a hard life can do serious shit to people and that you tried real hard but the academy was too much to you. And that for her information, you spent all the money in extra private classes, not in booze and whores like she said
>>247217
She's a demon, she'll feed off negativity. Weaken her by filling the arena with flora.
>>247243
Awesome! Can finally get back to fighting.
>>247243
Secret wormhole trick d16
1-2- critical fail
3-6- she will beat you to death
7-10- she counter your spell
11-16- success?
Rolled 1 (1d16)
>>247275
Rolled 6 (1d16)
>>247275
3 to 6 please.
>>247278
aw shit niggs
Rolled 1 (1d16)
>>247275
FATE
>>247278
Suddenly worms everywhere.
>>247217
It is at this moment that I can proudly say I did not participate in the first thread.
>>247341
We were close with the dad bit though, gotta take credit where we can get it.
>>247341
I did. It was pretty great.
Too bad you missed the first part of it. It was so magical to watch this guy become the fail wizard we all knew he could be.
>>247344To be honest, I put that out there as a theory to give people bonerkills. I didn't actually think it was going to be true.
Totally called it.
That whole "sister" reveal is a bit to bait and switch for me to be bothered by it.
>>247278
You decided that only one way to end this to create wormhole. You succesfully cast it but you probably shoudn't create so close to yourself. It sucking you inside. Noooo!
>This is also a good opportunity for crossover with this thread >>243462
What are you guys thinking? Do it now or later?
>>247402
Later.
Also, do we get to do an action now?
>>247402
Make it so sister is dragged along him for double tsundere time
>>247402
Do it now.
Also, grab your sister as you get sucked in. Start screaming and sobbing that you're sorry for being a terrible older brother and that you love her.
>>247402
do it, don't bring her right now
>>247402
Do it
>>247402
Grab your "big" sis and jump to a new world!
>>247402
Mario grant here, How we're going to proceed?
>>247471
Well my characters can just wonder around candy forest for a bit then when you ready all characters can meet together. I have no idea how we both gonna draw that. :^)
>>247416
>>247422
>>247431
>>247443
>>247457
Wormhole is getting stronger. Your sister trying to drag you back but her strength not enough.
"You moron! Why you did this!? Are want to kill us all?!" She screams.
You try to say sorry but its tooo late both of you get sucked inside wormhole.
You Roxane now. You waked up in strange forest. Your brother is out of consciousness and vomit ground round him.
>>247494
tumblr chat if you need confidentiality
>>247662
Use brother to get a good view of the area.
Do this by throwing him as high as you can.
>>247662
"Great."
With nothing else to do, we sling him over our shoulder and begin looking around.
>>247662
Tell her you're sorry.
>>247662
Look where you are.
>>247679
You see that your brother not able to move at all you sling him over the shoulder. You look aroun and see two paths.
>>247829
Go down the spooky path
>>247829
Go to the right.
Wonder why you wore this one piece under your robes.
>>247829
Left for sure.
>>247829
Right
>>247829
Left. We are wizards. We aren't afraid of anything.
You move forward and see something strange. Pixies fighting with each other. There also girl pirate and candy golem. Not every day you see something like this.
>Now this baeutiful guy > >>243462 is going to play a little with my characters.
>>248061
Good run thus far, thank you kindly, GoodBad.
>>248061
NICE
>>248061
Turn the pixie into dust that you can snort.
>>248241
This crossover is going to be awesome!
>>248266
It already is!
>>248266
Too late, it's awesome already
>>248266
you fool! you've endangered the entire thread by letting Steven King in!
High Hats. They always watching.
>Don't forget to also suggest stuff in other thread for my little wizard to create crazy magic shenanigans.
>>248431
>Stephen King, Grandmaster Archmage, arrives to observe these events with the others
>>248431
>They always watching.
>>248436
every mention of his name is a get holy shit
>>248441
The high wizards are them, while Authors are watching the high wizards
>>248441
THEY. ALWAYS. WATCHING.
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>248541
1d3 to decide which grandmaster alters things upon a return to the arena?
>>248541
>tfw you don't have enough gets to become canon
>>248541
>>248541
>mfw this pic
Rolled 1, 3, 2 = 6 (3d6)
>>248556
>Not rolling 3d6
>or 1d666
Gonna roll both for fun and giggles and eternal damnation.
>>248572
>It starts snowing, a hail of presents containing random spells cast upon opening
Rolled 406 (1d666)
>>248577
> = 6
>>248541
>the father, son and holy spirit.
>>248577
them dubs
>>248541
Now seriously. You have no idea how much i love this art.
>>248666
Lucifer evolved
>>248666
Now you're giga satan
>>248666
calm down dude
>>248541
And to complete the whole thing, GBArtist and MarioGrant watching the three gods
You know, when I think about it, an RPG world with 3 deities, the King, Satan, and Santa seems 100% plausible if you put a bit of "lore" on it.
>King has a tendency to let his personal works overshadow being a proper "god" and tends to cause a bit of chaos due to unleashing something from his latest writing, but upscaled notably
>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction
>Santa is the benevolent one who will never intervene directly, instead supplying "gifts" to those who need them most
>>248690
>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction
>cause general sorrow and destruction
Why would you think i want that?
>>248690
hey, that's mildly adequite!
Those links don't work in the archive. so you should put the link to the other quests archive here.
>>248556
Potential santa changes:
Burning hot coal is fired at those who engage in naughty behavior for a while
Arena becomes a winter wonderland
The mages are gifted with new items of mundane use
The mages are gifted with new items of powerful magical use
The mages are forced to wear ugly christmas sweaters
Eggnog lake forms, along with candycane coated pinetrees
JESUS arrives and MULTIPLIES things.
post the entery images if you want
>>248690
>>248720
>>248775
You know, guys. I can actually write a quest about that.
Buuuut i can't draw for shit. If someone got the drawing skills andcan stand satan's shenaniganswant to collab, i'm 100% okay with that.
>>248790
>Not just doing a text quest
They get plenty of popularity too, Anon.
Okay I will post pictures of quest progress.
>>248799
I knooow. But there's a certain magic in images sometimes.
At least i'd feel more comfortable with them. By showing some minor details without making them obvious, you know?
But if enough people want textventures from me i'll do it.
>>248819
Agreed, also cant really pay attention when the entire thing is a giant block of letters.
I like:
>when words are formatted into easy reading
>pictures that you can look at to stop using imagination
>thicc chicas
>>248849
Well, Kingslayer started as text and is satan-like.
But i do agree that looking at thiccs and lolis is great.
Now formatted into easy reading i'd OBVIOUSLY do anyway, as OPs have more formatting options.
>>248819
My latest escapade for your reading pleasure.
Images are nice, but far from mandatory.
>>248913
Okay. I gave it much thought and i need a mortal soul in trade for a tale.
High Hats get bored again and want some changes roll d4
1. Pompolus The Magic-eater.
2. Razzrak The War-mage.
3. Sesil The Lust-wizard.
4. Markus The Comedian.
>>248932
>Sure you can use it. I dont mind
>>248963
Thanks!
Rolling for satan
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>248963
He wants to return them back to scorpiongirl and koboldgirl respectively.
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>248963
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>248967
What the fuck these rolls failing
>>248963
of course they are bored, we are only chit chatting
>>248969
THE ROLL OF POMPOLUS D10
1-snow weather
2-fire elementals
3-characters are now giant
4-ice elementals
5-fire everywhere
6-magic overpower
7-duplicate
8-golems
9-skeleton knight
10-you dragons now
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>248987
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>248987
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>248987
>>248987
THANKS SANTA
>>248988
Pompolus use his magic to create winter in candy land.
>Well today was interesting. My first try to make crossover quest. Tomorrow everithing will be on 110% better. See ya then.
>>249039
night
>>249039
Cheers loves, sleep well both of ya.This probably won't go on too long solely so you two don't torture yourselves for more than a day.
>>249039
Hey OP. How fucked are we with trying to make up with our sister?How fucked are we with trying to make out with our sister?
I tried to get our char to reconcile, but somes' actions have made it seemingly impossible to reconcile.
>>249085
its dead
>>249364
Don't lie, its rude.
Crossover quest is coming right up. We are taking turns now. When there will be picture from Save Viva Piñata Princess
quest in my thread, suggest stuff for MY characters. Then I will post my picture in this thread and other one, that means mine turn is over and anons from other thread will suggest thing for other characters.
>sorry we don't usually use artifac support to cast magic
>and how you gonna go back?
>mmm, i don't know, it's my brother's fault that we ended here. But is an incompetent and certainly can't cast thar spell again with the same result.
>>250304
Bro: Why don't YOU cast it Rox?
Also, i'm SO sorry.
>>250304
cast fire cloak (or something along those lines) to stay warm.
>>250319
you shoud have mention who is going to do that now roll for character d2
1- big sister
2- stupid brother
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>250324
please bro
>>250325
goddamnit satan.
>>250327
All acording to plan.
IT'S THE CHANCE TO NOT FUCK UP AND IMPRESS HER, COME ON.
>>250325
Now roll "I tied my best" d16
1-2- critical fail
3-7- you are on fire today
8-15-it just warm cloak
16- success
Rolled 11 (1d16)
>>250334
Come ON. We CAN do this. Calm down.
Rolled 6 (1d16)
>>250334
>>250337
Good enough.
Can i ask that the warm cloak in a Rox and/or Lola? If just one, to Rox, cuz she mad at us.
>>250337
how much cloack can you make roll d4
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>250349
Priority:
1-Rox
2-Lola
3-Bro
4-Pixie MC
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>250353
>>250354
What? It wasn't supposed to be a die roll.
Just my list of priorities? haha
>>250356
Steven King has spoken. So shall it be.
>>250356
looks like you aren't the only one causing shenanigans here.
>>250353
you monster, pixies are small creatures and don't tolerate cold weather too well!
>>250365
chill dude mistakes happen. Also rox could try turning the pixie back into a human.
>>250365
I think it's better that it's Bro casting it on himself, though. It's no good deciding who you cast it on after figuring out whether it's a success. Would you have wanted to cast it on Rox if it ended up setting her on fire?
Beside, if you look at
>>250334
it seems to assume the caster as the target.
>>250379
Let's wait and see. Time and GBA will tell us.
>>250319
>>250325
>>250334
>>250353
You created with magic a fur cloak, You offer it to your sister. She says that she is not little princess and she can stand a little bit of cold. She also suggest you to go fuck yourself. Then with not so much thinking you decide to give that fur cloak to little pirate girl. She enjoys her new gift very much. At least somebody appreciated you.
>Now suggest stuff for other thread characters here >>243462.
>>250454
I'm liking this back and forth.
>>250454
You fly up to see over all the forest but there is too much snow to distinguish any possible route. At least you can tell the direction you must take and how far you are from the cliff base
Now suggest actions for wizard and his sister
>>250539
We start making our way over there and encounter a present box
>>250543
try to change pixie mc back to a human
>>250550
second'd
>>250555
>No responses in 5 minutes
Slow day?
>>250550
this for sure
>>250564
the mark of a good thread is when everyone's too invested in the topic to check a get
but yeah idk maybe it is just a slow day
>>250539
Have Rox carry pixie and warm him up.
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>250582
>>250583
Posted a roll then after 2 seconds "get". Jeez
roll d6 for sister
1-critical fail
2-this guys are to heavy
3-you are not in that shape you used to be
4-6- success
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>250591
wayyoo ayyo owwayoowayyoo.
walk like a magician..
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>250591
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>250591
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>250591
*fear*
>>250600
>implying you can't be thicc and /fit/ at the same time
>>250600
Your the one to talk
You should get back on your grind bro
>>250600
It must just be wormhole-lag and cold, she looks like she's usually pretty strong
>>250586
Either Rox used magic to make her punches strong or Bro is just really delicate.
>>250618
The link is deleted. What was it before?
>>250583
>>250586
Your's sister decided that is time for action. She grabbed everybody and run really fast. Unfortunately your's hat was caught by tree branch your sister couldn't hold the balance and everybody fall down exept pixie. Also bag opened and some hostile pixie break free.
I just want to let both artists know that they are awesome.
Easily the coolest quests going at the moment
Rolled 8942 (1d10000)
Shame we can't pre-emptively roll.
Also, just for fun, rolling for a random magical effect from: http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
>>250958
>All trees within 60 yards fall when there is no one around to hear them
Random indeed.
>>250958
interesting list
>>250958
Wow. There is some cool magic spells. I will think about using some of those.
>>250958
this is rad. I'll have to use this in my next D&D campaign
>>250995
>Implying the crazy wizard couldn't do a wild magic effect on purpose in this quest
>>250809
You try to punch the dixie but she is faster than you and bites your arm! Oh shit you have 2 turns before you succumb to pixie rabies!!
>>251045
Try and cure that pixie rabies, quick!
>>251045
Suck on wound to get rip of rabies.
>>251045
Ask your wizard friends if they have a remove disease spell. Hold onto the fairy while you ask this, even if she's biting you. If they do, get them to cast it on both you and the pixie.
Boom. Fixed this bad situation. All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
>>251045
Ask your wizard friend to freeze the pixie.
>>251045
You can't have rabies if you aren't a pixie. Transform her into a succubus!
>>251062
This
>>251076
>turn her into a succubus
>sister gets even more "What the fuck is wrong with this former brother of mine"
I swear, you anons really want us to have a bad ending with our half sister.
>>251062
>All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
Sounds easy huh.
