Newt Adventure.
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Let's have a newt Adventure.
This is a newt.
Looking around. What do I see?
>>20256
Newt what happened to you?
>>20381
Not too much so far today:
I woke up after sleeping in.
I ate some "Newt Os".
And then a called my mother and had a pleasent chat.
Look around.
>>20673
Call whorb
>>20673
Newt, where the fuck are you?
>>20874
acquire fertile mating partner
>>20328
>>20716
Oh, just my apartment. There's my bed, the hatrack and my laptop.
>>20766
Oh my, such langauge! Well, im in my apartment in the suburbs.
>>20885
welp
>>20886
>acquire fertile mating partner
I guess I repost?
>>20886
Newt, put your hat and scarf on. Take your laptop and go outside, breathe fresh air.
>>20885
Oh m-my! Don't you think I might be a bit to young to settle down? Plus, I don't even know where I would look...
>>21011
Use your laptop and register on a dating website
>>21075
Seconded
>>21011
Hows whorb doing?
>>21011
You forgot your birthday party. Go get the stuff.
>>21179
Whorb? That odd floating orb gal? I haven't seen her since my last birthday.
>>20733
Hmmm... I got her answering machine. I guess I'll just leave a message for her to call me back.
>>20927
>>21047
Alright! Laptops packed! Let's go!
>>21434
Get online and check up on whats been going on with Whorb via social media
>>20941
...
>>22011
Newt are you being racist? You'll never get to ask out a girl like Whorb if that's how you feel about diversity. Even if they.. Erm.. Seem nude and menacing as though you were about to be robbed..
>>22011
Newt stop replying to posts that don't exist.
>>21458
All of a sudden: a huge Snowstorm! In Spring even! Go to the nearest coffee shop and hide there until the storm resides
Sure is nice weather so far today! The park is nice and warm!
>>21465
She seems to be doing pretty good!
>>22383
Check her relationship status.
>>21075
>>21109
Okay, what should i do?
>>22436
Her Facebook says single.
>>22671
Demi Sexual Apache Helicopter
>>22767
This
>>22777
trips don't lie
>>22671
Trans and trans for both boxes
>>22671
gay male
>>23143
I'm afraid I just don't know what to do next! Would you guys be able to help me?
>>25080
Summary= Type in good traits and just put that in your summary.
Doing life= going on walks while holding laptops with one hand
Good at= Holding laptops with one hand.
Favorite= new newt films and the discovery channel
Six things=Brain, heart, liver, stomach, blood, laptops.
>>25080
Give up in frustration and play yugioh online instead. Be glad you're not a shut in who uses their computer all day, and instead you actually go outside like a normal person Newt. Besides, you already know what girl has your heart. Youd just be wasting your time.
>>25080
Retake your profile picture and try to look more attractive this time.
>>25080
Show abs on profile, you have to promote your appeals newt. All that laptop holding got you ripped.
>>25080
Remove short-term dating from your profile, you're in this for the long haul!
>>26102
No sense just staring at the screen all day! You should take a walk around the park while you wait for your profile to rake in the matches.
>>26102
Try to get fit by walking around while lifting a laptop, that way you do leg day and arm day at the same time.
>>26102
Go look around the park while you wait for matches.
>>22287
Well, would you look at that! I wouldn't call it a snowstorm, though.
>>25533
I already know who has my heart? Who?
>>26528
Whorb you dumdum!
>>26528
Whorb, I think I saw her in an advertisement. You should ask her for a DATE.
>>26528
My god if someone has your heart do you know what that MEANS? It means you will die newt you said on the six things you cant do without you listed your heart.
>>27025
No you're not gay. You just need Whorb in your life. Stop thinking with your genitals all the time Newt you freaking pervert. Theres more to life than just getting a tingle and rub. Like Whorb. Whorb needs to be in your life. Get the girl you deserve. The girl you need. The girl you love. Besides, everyone knows only Apache Helicopters are for sexual, who else would be a fitting copilot?
>>27025
Didn't Whorb, y'know? Start some mass genocide thingy mac jig in the PRC, something like, "Hey Newt! Too many farmers, too many people! So..."
Well, let's do our usual job that usual San Franciscans have! Working at the local Eco friendly toll booth!
>>27025
become less flat
>>27025
Your first goal is holding hands with Whorb, nothing gay about it! Just a friendly date to get more acquainted ;).
You've been at that walk for a while now, you ought to check for any matches on your profile.
>>31848
Check out what those stars mean and that thing to the right of it.
>>32730
Go on duelingnetwork.com to escape the disgust. Resist destroying laptop
>>32730
What is that lightning bolt in the corner? Click it immediately!
>>32730
Go on a date with ok cupid, seems like a nice fellow
>>33055
Use the surge on yourself
>>33055
Whorb.
>>33055
Sal Amanders.
>>33085
Seconded
>>34031
Check to see if you leveled up
>>34031
Did we get mutant newt superpowers?
>>34031
Use your new lightning based super powers to save people from heinous villains. Potential mates will love that.
>>34031
How did it feel?
>>38353
Become triggered and offended, Newt. You can't just have jackasses like this guy playing with your emotions, especially when it damn near pjt your life in danger..... Unless it gets you closer to Whorb's heart.
>>38353
Stare blankly
>>38353
Politely demand an explanation
>>38503
"Greatings, Newt Dolores! I am Surgio Lovemaker and this is LOVE SURGE! The game where EVERYONE can feel LOVE SURGING through their veins! You have 3 Love tokens and 1 Surge token! What 3 lucky bachelors and/or bachelorettes will you be playing for today?"
>>39544
Ask for Pimpboy, Whorb and Surgio.
>>39544
Ask for him, pimpboy and whorb since they are literally everyone we know
>>20256
Alex?
(Unfortunately something has come up, it's going to be a little while before the next post, sorry.)
>>43430
Thats OK op.
Just be back before autosage.
>>47601
who
(I'm back)
>>50955
Check your dubs newt
>>50955
Get three random people you never met before.
>>51065
(damn, sorry guys. I'll be back with a new thread soon.)
