another morning, another day of waking up as a man. you wonder if hrt even does anything at this point
what is your name, yung hon?
>>13258
Carter Briggs, Veteran Abusive police officer
>>13258
yummy
:^)
Polly Dickson, been working dead end job as a grocery store manager for the past 15 years
>>13330
to celebrate another glorious day in france, hon hon hon
>>13258
Well that that picture I've already joined the Imperial Guard so I probably get BLAMMED! for being depressed.
>>13330
you woke up hoping that something would change
it didnt
>>13341
oui oui, you realize that you are a hon in honland. fun fun fun.
>>13350
you could only hope to be blammedd at this point.
>>13359
you remember when you thought that you stood a chance. that was years ago, but you wish you could go back and focus that positive energy somewhere else. this route was a mistake
don't you have a job or something to go to?
>>13399
work in street advertisement for the latest fashion craze: baguette dresses
>>13399
do programming
>>13399
Beat to death a random African baby. And get away with it because that's your job. Being a dirty COP.
>>13258
Micheal Jackson Jr.
Social Engineer
>>13419
>>13428
you start to work on the front-end for baguettedresses.hon, but you get a call from the local precinct. there's a black person being blck somewhere. you need to head out to catch the criminal and make europe great again, but what do you take to defen you are self?
>>13523
government issue beret and mustache comb
>>13523
An Apache helicopter with job application ammunition.
>>13523
A very thick laptop with Heroes of Newerth installed on it.
>>13592
chase down the criminal, if you hit him with enough job applications he might be a productive member of society at least