/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition Nr.7
> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
Aussie
And the second German entry comes along.
Armenia is Kardashian tier degeneracy
Even as a gay guy she makes me hnnnggg...
who /wooo/ here
>>74008584
Based purely on overall enjoyment
Belgium - 0/5
Czech - 2/5
Netherlands - 1/5
Azerbaijan - 0/5
Hungary - 1/5
Italy - 0/5
Jews - 0/5
Bulgaria 0/5 wow it's like copypasta embodied
Sweden - 0/5 meh, and this is my favourite country in terms of music on par with Finland
Germany - 3/5 somewhat catchy better not to look at singer
France - 0/5
Poland - 0/5 omg some russian shitty song from 90's sounds exactly like this ZELENOGLAZOE TAXI
Australia - 0/5 why are they even allowed
Cyprus - 0/5
Serbia - 0/5
Lithuania - 0/5
Croatia - 2/5 potentially decent song but she's ugly and has weak voice
Russia - 0/5 what a joke, send some real band like Omela and host this shitfest forever afterwards
Spain - 0/5
Latvia - 0/5 sick electro lad
Ukraine - 0/5 pretty good visuals btw
Malta - 0/5 not sure if trap
Georgia - 2/5 nice intro
Austria - 1/5 kawaii grill
United Kingdom - 0/5
Armenia - 0/5 nice costume djana
OI LADS, WHERE DO WE VOTE FOR RUSSIA?
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So we all agree Austria should win
Bring back the cute boys!
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>>74008732
dem hips tho
>>74008798
Really? She looks old.
Yeah I'm just gonna repost in this thread
Post artist you wish your country would send.
Vote for Rossya for maximum butthurt
FUCK UKRAINE
How many were trannies this year?
Has Wogan been on yet?
who /australia/ here?
are there only gays at the esc? wtf?
Even if its haram i hnnnng'd
>HOLOGRAMS
SPAIN
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>armenia
muh dick
Fuck the roaches how could they kill that?
>>74008908
Adele for fucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
7 years.
Remember when Eurovision used to be fun to watch?
I sure do.
No fun allowed.
WHAT IS THIS
>>74008919
>australia
BANE
Who we are does not matter. What
matters is our plan.
CIA MAN
(FASCINATED)
If I pull this off, will you die?
BANE
It would be extremely painful.
CIA MAN
You're a big guy -
BANE
For you.
Oh god it's time
VOTE FOR
COREA
BEST COUNTRY
OF
EUROPE
SYDNEY 2017
EAST ARYAN WINS, STORMWEENIES BTFO
>Sir Ian McFaggot
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
>>74008881
Russia's going to win with their meme-tier scene manipulation, like Sweden did last year.
>>74008960
KEK
>>74008918
I got some bad news for you... take a seat buddy.
>>74008914
No, vote for some shithole like Azerbaijan to crash their economy.
All these songs were so bad. sigh. Who should I vote for.
Russia gets my vote automatically to make normies angry but Italy is my second choice.
Top kek.
Claudius and Gandalf.
>Gandalf doing gayshit
GANDALF WTF
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
Time for a piss break
>>74008907
wew lad
HAHA TIME FOR CRINGE
look its retarded x-men. AHAHAHA thats funny
>>74008948
Too boring, need something interesting like Lordi
BASED GANDALF
>>74008951
>7 years
Fuck I mean 9 years Jesus.
>>74009018
What? Spain's song was good.
IS twitters are going crazy right now with the phrase كسر الحصار
Ewwww Gandalf what are you doing
>low-energy gandalf
>still better than Armenian effort
>oh whale
Wait, so what country was yer wan there with no legs on?
Russia and Armenia for me
the tranny moderator has no fashion sense whatsoever
HOLY FUCK GANDALF
>>74009029
Meme lord has spoken
yearly reminder ian mckellen will die soon
>>74008902
I like them older....oedipus complex....fuck.
My Top 3:
1. That French German girl from the Ostmark
2. That German Ostmark Gook
3. That Japanese German anime girl
>månsters
what did he mean by this?
Holy shit it's fucking Gandalf.
>Armenians
>Azeris
>Georgians
>Cypriots
>Israelis
>Maltese
Reminder that these people are genetically non-european
>>74009029
I WILL ASK THE 8 BALL
WILL I SLOW DOWN BROTHER?
NOT ENOUGH MUSIC DIVERSITY
EU IS HYPOCRITE
>>74009029
Should I slow down?
>Sir Ian McKellen and Darek Jacobi
What happens now?
can't wait for this gay faggot to die
>>74008918
>
not even funny u cunt
Serbia wins.
Everything else is shit.
CRINGE DIALOGE
All songs are gay as fuck.
WHO ARE WE VOTING FOR?
>>74009029
Can i slow down?
Post your favourite past eurovision song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us&index=40&list=PLqSsCizJySkkrZxSb4_CeD5cvzocr90yK
>>74009094
One less homosexual.
>>74009021
based UK
>>74009133
We wait for Justin Timberlake
Vote russia niggers dont let this slip
Now: the important part.
>>74008908
ronnie flex en lil kleine
>>74009029
>2016
>televoting
the fuck
it wasn't particularly SJW themed tbqh.
>>74009133
We vote for best grill
>>74009161
Russia.
>>74009116
>sweden
>white
>european
>>74009133
We win.
>>74009161
qt austrian girl
TLDR Graham, what the fuck is going on?
can we make anime great again?
>>74008584
GAY SCENE
GAY SCENE
GAY SCENE
>>74009161
UKRAINE, RUSSIAN BUTTHURT BEST BUTTHURT
![faggots-i-just-hate-you[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b54trdK.png "faggots-i-just-hate-you[1].png")
>>74009067
Apart from based Sir Gay Laser:
1) GEORGIAN SHOEGAZE 10/10 LITERALLY LOVELESS
2) Latvia
3) Cyprus
How do we vote lads?
>>74008908
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAlplWO8H6Q
>>74009161
>WHO ARE WE VOTING FOR?
Austria, m8. Only based country.
>>74009161
Austria or Russia
>Wales flag
Witnessed.
>>74009161
I'm just glad Ireland isn't in it, or they'd get our pity points. Never return the favour either. Cunts.
>>74009161
TRUMP
>>74009161
Rosja
>>74009167
behave
>>74009133
Gas tap will be opened up in the hall
I can't vote. Please do it for me and vote for Russia. Thank you.
Wtf, watching the recaps, does Belgium even have white people?
>AMERICANS CANT VOTE
WHAT IS THIS GOMMIE SHIT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
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>>74009161
OK!!
>>74009163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4
>>74009161
STRAYA
>>74009046
Agreed. Spain was best
>>74009244
wrong thread m8
>>74009163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s
>>74009244
Kek
Genuinely think the Netherlands song is decent
SLOW
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V O T E R U S S I A
O O
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Why does everyone send these no-names to Eurovision? Atleast in Finland we ever only get complete never-heard options to choose from
Vote Austria, it's the only white choice.
CAN'T SLOW DOWN
how to vote in Poland? what's the number?
Voted for Australia!
Dialled *370*13#
Sydney 2017
Gonna vote once more now!
I feel like that Ian McKellen video was played to make people think badly of the UK just before the voting.
>>74009249
Get fucked with a knife.
>>74009240
Get Hype!
Cyprus ftw
Big Arab brown dick wins lel
>>74009161
who is going to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212947
>>74009331
Eurovision is a newbie show
Vote Hungary to reward them for their Basedness and Orban
>Screaming at mods to make an /int/ thread in /pol/ a sticky
>>>/int/59356007
>all this brown people
EUROPE YES!
vote italy please
>>74009349
73500
>>74009313
>We are slavic
Oh I remember that stage performance
>>74009316
Have £20 on it brother.
Also got £3 on Austria
If either win I'm looking at £250ish
>BELGIUM
>WHITE
>>74009029
Will Russia win?
>>74009017
Then it is better for Ukraine , you will have the opportunity to visit an African country and buy a grenade for $ 5 , I'm serious .
Italy is cute
Get them vote in. Start phoning goys
>>74009379
listening through the recaps first
20 cents to vote with the app ? stupid jews
/17/09/16/
Your brother goes up to you and your girlfriend, slaps her ass and says "slow down brother" what do you do?
>>74009018
Austria
>>74009316
It's not as poppy as the other songs, probably its only good quality
>>74009161
Azerbaijan or Ukraine
What the fuck is wrong with you all? Why are you watching this? Who hurt you?
>tfw Israel's song isn't actually bad
REMINDER TO DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL APP AND VOTE FOR THE WHITEST/LEAST DEGENERATE ENTRIES
That includes:
1. Czech Republic
2. Austria
3. Russia
Maybe Spain and Netherlands too
>>74008584
It would be fun, if everyone voted for Israel - the most European country of all.
But seriously, when this whole shit contest ends? Bomb them, nuke them, divide by zero them.
>>74009163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWbx3CvVUk
I love this shit.
Fite me.
>implying any non-progressive and/or white country wins
Judges decide 50% of this shit, remember? Your votes mean nothing.
>>74009161
BREXIT
Vote Russia or you'll get nuked :^)
Come one CÜCKS!!! VOTE FOR AUSTRALIA
LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT GLOBAL
SYDNEY 2017
China should also join in the future
>>74009416
are you really betting money on it? top kek
wish i could do the same
>nederlands attempting a US country song
wtf
GIVE A FUCKING STICKY FFS
anime!
it seems there is no clear choice here.
just vote russia tbqh.
>>74009406
country numbers are as stated on the stream right?
Jesus christ germany what the fuck
>>74009161
swamp germans
>>74009475
Just watching for the bantz
Voted 5 times for Russia
Did you guys helped the MOTHERLAND to win and make sjw's cry /pol/
bulgaria degenerate as fuck
>>74009475
>Who hurt you?
Where do I even start.
VOTE UKRAINE
>VOTE UKRAINE
OR U A FAG
VOTE UKRAINE
>VOTE UKRAINE
OR U A FAGOR U A FAGOR U A FAG
VOTE UKRAINE
>VOTE UKRAINE
OR U A FAG
VOTE FOR AUSTRIA
SECURE A FUTURE OF THE WHITE PEOPLE
>>74009161
DONALD TRUMP
>>74009524
t. Russian shit
Voted Ukraine!
>>74009525
what colour is your life?
>>74009258
Download the eurovision app on your smartphone, you can vote through it, it works
>>74009509
Of course.
Gambling is pretty great. Trump has made me about £100.
Imma vote for the Italian qt
>>74009529
the plan was meme magic I guess
Did /pol/and just sang "your color is your life"??
>>74009529
That not Nice, say you sorry
>>74009510
>Netherlands got second place with a US-style country song two years ago
fuck france, we always send a dumbass shit commercial artist who doesn't even sing in french
>>74009576
It didn't go that well last time.
> /pol/ actually voting
i hope you guys don't do this
>>74009574
Hohol pls you wrote Russia wrong
Voting straya.
>>74009510
still better than discount one direction
>>74009475
if the suicide of europe is televised im going to watch it
>>74009616
kek thats great mate
Vote for Georgia desu
>>74009486
Forget that, it does it by text. Don't get em the downloads lads, fucking jews
>>74009486
CZECHIA
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>eurovision
>australia
1. Russia
2. Poland
3. Bulgaria
R8 my taste
>>74009251
based Germany
Preparing for the explosions.... *crosses fingers*
>>74009624
Still better than Croatias clothes i guess
>>74009561
absolute madman
>>74009161
Armenia, Penis overruled
Do you think Stefan molyneux is watching this right now?
Who /cyprus/ here? theirs was pretty good 2bh
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
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>can't vote online
>german weeb
Seriously thinking of voting for her
And done. Voted for:
>Italy and Austria for actually being good.
>Russia for the fun of it.
>>74009648
Lol, even Austria sang in French. Step up your game frogs.
>no points for turkey from germany this time
>>74009681
pay taxes plox
Hottest guys
1. Latvia
2. Lithuania
3. Nethelands
Israel ugliest
>>74009280
People voted britbong
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
ONE YEAR EDITION
>>74009691
>poland
why
>>74009629
It's "what color is your life"
VOTE
FOR
COREA
AUSTRALIA
SYDNEY 2017 !!!!
THIS SHIT IS GOING GLOBAL
LET'S EXPORT EUROPE'S GAYNESS TO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
SHANGHAI 2018
>>74009681
Vote for us m8. It'll be funny if we win
>>74009660
only strawpoll
All the money from the texts/calls goes to fund the rapefugees.
>>74009561
>Trying to fuck a girl that does the slefi shit and has nigger friends
Get back to redit faggot
nice haircut lithuania
>>74009691
Bulgaria should be gone
Kek at poland
>>74009715
Fuck yeah, our plan worked
vote latvia
because memes
>>74009510
Same as 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
Spain was best desu
>Sir Gay Lazer
>France
>Cyprus
My top 3, dunno what happened to me
CYPRUS GOES AWOOOOOOO
I've never got Europes obsession with this crazy disco pop nice
You hear this shit in every bar you go to in European country and it has never changed
>tfw you relize both Ukraine and Russia were singing about Crimea
>>74009285
yeah, very funny... fagoot
>>74009331
Real artists have better things to do than eurovision.
Thunder… And lightning
It’s getting exciting It’s getting exciting…
This is a call to arms Rosja comrades
>>74009697
>deliberately waiting till after we've heard them all
sick fucking bastards
>>74009163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE
JUST
1. Bulgaria
2. Azerbaijan
3. Australia
[spoiler]4. Malta[/spoiler]
>>74009759
Forgot the meme arrow killing myself now :^)
>>74009776
>Australia wins eurovision
>Eurovision is at 10 am in the morning
The twitter feed is canser
>>74009789
>implying I didn't fuck her already
>>74009711
Always for u Ruski bro
Wtf is wrong with latvia man
>>74009756
latvia best boi, then hungary
