>MAY WOULD USE NUCLEAR DETERRENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPVqoF7j5M&feature=youtu.be
>MAY'S CABINET
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS MAY NOT HAVE RIGHT TO STAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532
>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses
>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/
>MAY PURGES THE CAMERONITES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36811991
>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/
>NO 2ND EU REF/GENERAL ELECTION
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/poll-second-eu-referendum-brexit-theresa-may-general-election-voters-a7140721.html
>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2sgOA1jwg
First for Yorkshire
Sorry for crappy OP pic, rushed it before old bread died
What did he mean by this?
>ywn stir last nights haggis
>>81652940
Remove me from the shithole town
>>81652217
>somerset
Literally just a nice looking flood plain filled with pegans
>>81652278
There is some graffiti around my town but its all on removable plaster board and is actually quite good.
>pic related
Its on the front of an old takeaway that was called flames, before it burnt down.
>>81652611
bit late isn't it?
Was anyone else taught that multiculturalism and diversity is great in School?
I was told that being mixed race makes people healthier and smarter
It made me think that the world would be great if everyone in the world was mixed race
>>81653157
I want to stir last night's escargot
>>81653138
No worries mate.
>>81652474
by the way anon I'm expecting an update of a Brit/pol/ member going through his town in his philosophy barrel now
>>81653151
>"Should have admitted the deal I got with the eu was shit and backed brexit"
>>81653414
I want to eat it tbqh
Also lads can anyone section out Fallon destroying the SNP in his closing speech tonight?
Was fantastic.
Definitely OP material for a couple of days
>>81653406
I don't remember being taught about it. The closest thing we had was the poems in English class and an Indian guy came in to talk about Indian dancing once.
>>81653406
no, but I was talking to a friend from my school days about our Primary School Education on Parliament
we are fairly certain we only learned about the SNP, and only about them in a positive light
we definitely had to draw their banners, and we definitely had them up on the walls
apparently "other years" were drawing the other party logos but we could never remember spotting any
but we swear everything is unbias
>>81653889
Closest thing we had was a white abbo play didgeridoo
>>81653406
I think most people born after 1980 were taught that to various degrees. I definitely was, school was in england.
>>81653387
You're not in St Albans are you?
>>81653406
Nah, but I was taught that the Empire was a great civilizing force for the world. You should have gone to private school.
the rnc is going to be streamed on twitch lol
https://www.twitch tv/gopconvention
>>81653889
>English class
>Only learn about poorly written foreign poems about racism or about missing your home culture when you immigrate to England
>literally never read any classics in School, no Kipling etc.
>school 99% white
>>81653157
>>81653414
>>81653548
I prefer Marine desu lads
>tfw no redpilled milf gf
>>81654357
Why do we care?
I got bored of American politics already, its such a needlessly long process
>>81654422
Same. We had three foreign students. One Vietnamese and two Chinese.
>>81654473
Marine is a milf, I would love to get a nice lubed up handjob from her while she speaks french to me
>>81654357
This worth watching?
Had a peek earlier but it seemed dreadfully boring.
>>81654537
We had one kid frmo Nepal and one germany kid
fucking cunts desu
>>81654537
We had
>one Vietnamese
>two Indians
>one Irish
>>81654172
m8 I live in St Albans
Arthur is that you
>>81654691
The only things entertaining were the early Trump rallies and the debates
I dont think there are going to be debates at the convention
so no.
>>81654772
Fuck I'm losing it, haven't slept in over a day
apologise for spelling and grammar etc
>>81653406
Closest we got was Religious Studies, spent maybe three lessons on Christianity and the rest was on other religions. Got in shit once because we were watching Bend It Like Beckham and I called the family on the box a bunch of pakis" and some girl grassed me up.
Is anyone else a milkman?
>>81652940
Comfy at Devil's Point reporting in
>>81653406
> mfw "English Literature"
>>81655047
>tfw learnt about how bro tier Sikhs
>>81654989
Yeah the debates are grand.
>>81654422
>>81654537
>>81654786
>>81654772
Norn Iron here, we studied Chaucer, Percy Shelley, WIlliam Blake, RObert Frost, Seamus Heaney, Shakespeare etc, proper good poets and writers. Are you seriously saying this type of stuff was never covered?
We also have best exam results by far
What does brit/pol/ think of Edward Heath?
>>81654950
I don't live there myself, just very close to it.
>>81655239
We did Chaucer and none of the rest.
>People then wonder why young kids think there is no British culture
Since we're on the topic of education lads
what's your opinion on having a class in basic Critical Thinking (such as what an argument is, how to properly formulate and structure one, basic logical fallacies and some other entry level stuff) to be made pandatory for kids entering HS age?
I took it in my 5th year of Secondary school and the basics would've helped so many people throughout the entirety of the school system
>>81655146
>Sea breeze
Lucky fuck, I'm dying in Plympton
>>81655340
Luton or Harpenden?
>>81655066
I'm a postman, both of our jobs reinforce the patriarchy by having the word 'man' in the title.
>>81655480
Potters Bar.
>>81655435
>>81655153
Norn Iron guy here, holy shit that looks bad, studying Achebe and Agard....kek, that is so cucked. Only one we studied there was Night of the Scorpion by Ezekiel
>>81655354
That is really sad, I rather enjoyed literature in school.
>>81655239
Scotland here
in HS we covered a bit of Shakespeare, some Orwell (animal farm), and the rest was basically depending on what the teacher wanted to teach
Needless to say it didn't work as well in practice as theory would have warranted
>>81655239
i went to two secondaries, my first was a bit more posh and was really into teaching us shakespeare, the second was really shit and only did macbeth in year nine. once we got to year 10 it was all these cuck poems and then based of mice and men, before finishing off with An Inspector Calls.
>letting the thread die
I was reminiscing about how awful the education system is.
When the fuck are people going to acknowledge that Muzzies are a problem?
>>81654422
>those poems are only on there to get black inner city kids in London interested in poetry
Guess what they will never be interested in poetry
OI MISS IS RAP POETRY
OI MISS IS SKEPTA A POET
desu I've been surprised the internet is not filled with state school teachers telling stories about how shit life is there.
>>81655602
Basically yeah
can you imagine how much easier maths and English would be if kids were taught how to think rationally or shown how to put it all together?
It would make life a lot easier for so many people.
>>81654605
I want Marion to give me a long throaty blowie while Marine sits in the corner smoking and giving directions.
>>81655771
Teachers are mostly people who could not do anything else, they don't care.
>>81655736
we still are anon
I only left as of this year so I remember a lot about how shit Secondary School was here
Nandy on DP and Newsnight
fucking bargain basement 2 for 1
>>81655635
>and then based of mice and men
Pretty good.
We were asked to write a monologue from a characters perspective so I just did a 3 minute chimpout from Curly and got an A.
>>81655239
Mate this >>81651336 was literally the main poem we studied for GCSE. We spent weeks on it.
We did Shakespeare too at least, I guess parents would've complained if it was all that diversity shit.
You know I don't think I like multiculturalism even from our own people
For example: regional accents being replaced into one big Londoner accent
White English people are diverse and the regional cultures must be preserved
This map is probably bollocks but still
>>81655435
All I care about is bringing back grammar schools, give smart povvos the chance to get out of the povvo class and increase the middle class.
>>81655435
It's a shit idea because the students won't give a shit. Nobody cared about general studies or critical thinking A Level so I can't see it happening further down the school. I wrote "I am a fish" 400 times for my exam in it and came out with a C.
>>81653800
>tfw he's my MP.
SNP BTFO
>>81655878
>you will never know that feel
is Barry Gardiner a fag?
>>81656073
Yorkshire is not one accent. There are multiple accents here.
t. Yorkshireman
>>81655529
Is there much cucking in the postal business?
>>81656132
Is he any good?
>Labour has nothing to gain by dwelling in the past. Nor do I think we can impress the nation by adopting a futile left-wingism. I regard myself as Left of Centre which is where a Party Leader ought to be. It is no use asking, 'What would Keir Hardie have done?' We must have at the top men brought up in the present age, not, as I was, in the Victorian Age.
Thoughts?
We all like Corbyn, right?
Even though we'd never vote for the Commie bastard.
>>81656128
General studies was the easiest A I ever got. Nothing wrong with a common sense exam.
>>81655635
We done Blood Brothers, Gatsby, Macbeth, Of Mice and Men, Canterbury Tales, Butcher Boy and other shit.
>>81656044
Aye I have seen that poem before, it is fucking atrocious. GCSE lit made me love poetry, we studied EA Robinson, WB Yeats, John Crowe Ransom, Thomas Hardy and so much great stuff.
>>81655813
all I can imagine is them shouting 'ad hom' and 'strawman' at each other.
>>81655066
How many horny morning housewives have you impregnated?
>>81656230
I've seen plenty of people in their underwear (including some I wished I hadn't) but we don't really have time to go into some lonely bird' house and give her the d.
>>81656105
totally agree (as a nerdy dude who went to a shitty state school)
when will people just accept that some students are smarter and more into academia than others, and segregating them is the obvious thing to do
it's no different to having "sets" (classes by ability), just on a larger scale
i can only imagine they dont do it in case it hurts people's feelings
Good we're keeping the old nukes, that'll keep Spain at bay a wee bit longer.
>>81655919
Or worse, people who are genuine believers in diversity bullshit. I got the impression my English teacher genuinely thought half-cast and the other race shit was genuinely good.
I cringe when I think about how I actually made an anti-racism poster calling the KKK evil when we ha to make posters around the theme of that nothings changed poem. Which is funny because the poem is set in South Africa not America. Did the teacher correct this inconsistency? Of course not, as long as it was anti-racist it was the right answer.
>tfw I was taught literally nothing about the British Empire in school
Only that we ended slavery before America or something
Why are Americans such fucking embarrassments? >>81655580
>>81656044
That's absolutely fucking ridiculous
I mean we done some horrible shit from Edwin Morgan but it was never that bad
>>81656105
I agree this is a necessary step to take but I think the critical thinking class would aid a lot of people, and it would bring back a pathway into talking about moral objectivism at high school level for social conditioning
>>81656403
It might happen that way but if it was organised well it would yield incredible results in my mind
>>81656132
>Italy
Proxyfag or vacation?
>>81656324
If retards like you can get an A in it, then there is certainly something wrong with it.
>>81656196
>*British county* is not one accent. There are multiple accents here.
>t. *British county*man.
FTFY lad. You can say the same for practically every region of the UK. Accents in this country change every 20 miles.
>>81656310
We like him precisely because he's unelectable and he's essentially burning his party to the ground the longer he stays as its leader.
>mfw I write to my MP to strike while the iron is hot and sign a good free trade deal with the mother country.
>mfw when writes back confirming he will support this.
COMMONWEALTH FREE MOVEMENT WHEN?!
>>81656466
To be fair, we could send the TA in while they're all asleep in the afternoon and have the entire country under British control by teatime.
>>81656612
We had the spiel about the Amritsar Massacre in history, anyone else?
>>81656612
same anon
we spent all our time in History on the Scottish Indy wars and the suffragettes and that horse shit, I dropped it before I got it to exam level
from what I've been told it only went further downhill from there
>>81656324
I remember doing general studies and half of it was about climate change lmao
>>81656708
Rude
Has The Economist ever been more stridently preachy than it has been past 6 months?
>>81656905
The Economist has been infiltrated for years m8
>>81656324
I nearly got sectioned after it until I told them I wasn't mental I just thought it was a waste of time.
>>81656269
not had much to do with him desu so cant rate him as MP.
>>81656656
I split my time. Got a 2nd home here and I'm self employed web dev so can work as long as I have internet.
>>81656796
>implying we're not colonizing it as it stands
have you seen their resorts lately lad?
>>81656905
Isn't it owned by a Rothschild?
>the axeman is confirmed to be a refugee
KEK
>>81656462
>tfw dad went to school in SA
>Smart kids went to academic schools then uni
>Kids who weren't so smart learnt trades and became good at that and got jobs there.
Shame here nowadays it's rush everyone into Uni so they can do humanities and then have debt and do unskilled jobs.
Colleges are good, I know a kid who is dumb as pig shit but hes at a college and he's studying to be a PT and he's working hard for it and he knows his stuff , god knows he could have been shoved off into Uni and then flunked out.
>>81656786
wouldn't mind it, a lot of my fellow ulstermen go live in canada already so it would incentivise me further, i always thought about going over
>>81655239
At GCSE we had an entire section on poems from other cultures as well as modern poetry consisting of feminism and whining immigrants.
I know for certain Tennyson was in there though so it wasn't all bad, just most of it.
>>81656159
Now I've gone and made myself sad
>>81657067
source?
>>81657053
>Got a 2nd home here
ah nice job lad
Always wanted to spend some time in Tuscany or Rome
Did you vote for Fallon?
>tfw he's one of the most boring men in parliament
by God can he make a point when he needs to, though.
>>81657067
Samed al-Hydi?
>>81656612
My memories of 'comprehensive' school history consist of the holohoax and extended lessons of the horrors of trench foot experienced by soldiers in the trenches.
I eventually got sent to a private school and learning about German Unification and the nature of Bismark was like walking into a subject i'd never studied before.
>>81657282
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36827725
>>81657283
I know you're memeing n but the lads name is basicalled "Based Saqid"
I'm not shitting you
>>81657282
Bavarian minister
http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/wuerzburg-regionalzug-101.html
Find a flaw
Posting some poems from my GCSE lit as this thread is making me have a lethal wee cheeky throwback.
-
The jester walked in the garden:
The garden had fallen still;
He bade his soul rise upward
And stand on her window-sill.
It rose in a straight blue garment,
When owls began to call:
It had grown wise-tongued by thinking
Of a quiet and light footfall;
But the young queen would not listen;
She rose in her pale night-gown;
She drew in the heavy casement
And pushed the latches down.
He bade his heart go to her,
When the owls called out no more;
In a red and quivering garment
It sang to her through the door.
It had grown sweet-tongued by dreaming
Of a flutter of flower-like hair;
But she took up her fan from the table
And waved it off on the air.
'I have cap and bells,’ he pondered,
'I will send them to her and die’;
And when the morning whitened
He left them where she went by.
She laid them upon her bosom,
Under a cloud of her hair,
And her red lips sang them a love-song
Till stars grew out of the air.
She opened her door and her window,
And the heart and the soul came through,
To her right hand came the red one,
To her left hand came the blue.
They set up a noise like crickets,
A chattering wise and sweet,
And her hair was a folded flower
And the quiet of love in her feet.
>>81657098
>Apprenticeships
Really do despise the negative stigma surround apprenticeships, almost every person I know my age has gone to university and some are studying the most useless shit because they think they have to get a degree.
I'd rather have a decent trade skill than a 2:2 in fucking fine art history and feminist interpretive dance.
>>81655239
I remember this but rest was fairly standard. While ago to be fair.
>>81657494
Piazza Piece
—I am a gentleman in a dustcoat trying
To make you hear. Your ears are soft and small
And listen to an old man not at all,
They want the young men's whispering and sighing.
But see the roses on your trellis dying
And hear the spectral singing of the moon;
For I must have my lovely lady soon,
I am a gentleman in a dustcoat trying.
—I am a lady young in beauty waiting
Until my truelove comes, and then we kiss.
But what gray man among the vines is this
Whose words are dry and faint as in a dream?
Back from my trellis, Sir, before I scream!
I am a lady young in beauty waiting.
John Crowe Ransom
>>81657485
Corbyn is not good.
A spider just crawled down the back of my bed and now I can't find it.
>>81657441
>>81657468
10/10
Krauts BTFO again
>>81657671
Corbyn is a useful idiot who will never hold power, the Old Labour voters are using him to purge the Blairites in an attempt to take the Party back
>>81657252
AQA m8, I remember it vividly, see my picture in this post:
>>81655153
>>81657596
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
--
>>81657595
Fuck me mate, I cannot believe they made you read that anti-British, anti-colonial piffle. Literally nigger tier literature, a man complaining that Brits taught him how to write and speak english, which is the only reason he made a living
>>81657067
>the axeman is confirmed to be a refugee
>17 year old Afghan
That would make him a child?
This just gets better . . . .even the children are attacking people now.
>>81657282
Yes, I voted for him. If just for this point he made about the SNP it's worth it.
I'm at Lake Como, have visited both Florence and Rome though.
>>81654473
>falling for the nicotine jew
>>81657067
But was he a Blairite?
>>81656599
It's this. Or they're too beaten down by their peers to say otherwise. I met a few I know weren't happy teaching a lot of it and came alive when they got the chance to engage us with proper literature. The rest are genuinely enthused by learning about ebonics.
>>81657494
Student of the occult here, this is some illuminati shit.
Many people you go to school with end up masons?
>>81657848
Richard CoryRelated Poem Content Details
BY EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.
So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.
Guess we'll have to put transparent axes over our Facebook pics now
>>81657880
all of them say they are under 18 as you get special rights
mfw my younger bro did not go to uni and became an electrician and at age 22 has over 30k in the bank, looking to put a deposit down on a small flat in the next year or so.
>>81657468
>>81657812
What does everyone think it's going to take for nations like Germany and France to just sit there and say 'Fuck this' on a whole?
When is the political shift to the right finally going to happen?
>>81657494
Limbo
What you know limbo like me
we hot on the boat we slaves
limbo like me
go low low low
limbo like me
white people owned slaves
limbo limbo limbo like me
when you see a limbo dance now you will have white guilt
limbo like me
did you know white people enslaved blacks
limbo like me
im a slave ill never see my family again
limbo limbo like me
my kids are gone and its the white race fault
limbo limbo like me
you will never enjoy this dance activity again
limbo like me
im off the boat now the shackles hurt
limbo like me
SLAVERY IS BAD
limbo like me
>>81657779
Theres only one reasonable thing to do anon
Burn your house down
>>81657779
Stop being a giant faggot.
Your ancestors roamed through uncharted seas in order to conquer new lands and you're worried about a tiny little spider.
>>81657910
Sounds like a /comfy/ life lad
and you cannot fathom the pleasure it gave me to see those bastards destroyed after the amount of lies they fed to, and complete lack of respect they have for the will of, the people of the country they claim to lvoe so dearly.
Its sickening.
>>81658135
>doing that normie shit
I just post jokes about it on Social Media.
>>81657067
#NotAllLumberjacks
>>81656612
I dropped history for practical reasons and then didn't take it at college because of that. From what I saw it was heavily focused I'm 20th century history and 'progressive' issues like women's rights so I don't feel like I missed out on much.
>>81658088
Get out OTO scum.
>>81658256
Germany is close to breaking point, they're holding out for AFD
thats the only reason they haven't rioted yet I think
>>81658283
>Implying it's not already in flames due to this unbearable heat today.
>>81658056
Its ole WB Yeats
>>81658262
m8 what the fuck is this
-
>SEE PIC
>HERE IS WHAT YOU STUDIED IN ENGLISH LITERATURE FOR GCSE IN NORTHERN IRELAND
>>81657779
The other day a spider dropped on my lap from the roof
when I was naked in bed
>>81656612
tfw you were never taught 'whig history'
>>81656128
Charles?
>>81658262
kek just as i remember it
>>81658362
My friend is a history student. She said unless you want to do the holocaust and do a fucking lot about the holocaust, don't bother studying history.
>>81658579
>Its ole WB Yeats
http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/biography/esoterica/yeats_w/yeats_w.html
You are of the devil.
>>81657485
May is lawful evil
>>81658645
>WHIG ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WHIG UP
Every schoolchild should read Macaulay
>>81656324
I got 100% in both AS level General Studies exams.
>>81653406
No but I remember being taught that being in the EU would be good long term because our subs would help build up less developed member states
>>81657779
>>81658630
Never has there been a worse feel.
>>81656612
yeah, i only learned about WW1/2 and >america from 1900s to 1990s
>>81657779
>A spider just crawled down the back of my bed and now I can't find it.
Don't worry about losing it anon, it'll find you soon enough
they only bite if they get trapped in your clothing or sheets etc
>>81658773
pretty cool how you could figure that out from the poem alone, i never knew Yeats was into that shit, what gave it away and what occult themes are there? specific stuff please, that would be interesting
>>81658849
You'd like to think the backlash to ultra-revisionism is underway.
>>81658320
Kek'd
Ertu Ensk?
>>81657779
How does it feel that you won't sleep tonight anon?
>>81659116
I suspected through reading of that poem, but it was confirmed when taken with the other poetry you posted.
As for what symbolism gave it away, git gud pleb.
>>81657557
It doesn't have to be trades. There are many more options that could be expanded to give kids a more direct path in to the workforce. They exist but they're not well advertised at all and colleges push incredibly hard to get as many people in to uni as possible, for obvious reasons. It's really all quite cynical.
>>81656905
The Economist has always been preachy, but at least it doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.
>>81658088
Liked Richard Cory even if it wasn't that subtle.
>>81658262
Why do all these 'ethnic' poems seem to be written by ten year olds?
>this cunt moaning again
is the ARM shit important?
>>81658283
>>81658630
>>81658907
>>81658986
>>81659195
>>81658735
that is true
>>81658262
Yo is this for real?
>>81659341
>Why do all these 'ethnic' poems seem to be written by ten year olds?
10 year olds try harder to add variety to their poems
>>81659373
>muh ARM
When will disabled fags just come to accept that Big Dave cut their funding and it's not coming back?
>>81659246
I write poetry quite successfully, what I am asking is the specific occult stuff mentioned, not a lesson of the poetic methods. Can you tell me from this image which poems have masonic meanings? >>81658579
Also, can you do magic? Is magic real?
>>81655153
Christ, I remember studying these exact poems when I was a wee babby.
Search for my Tongue was about how you tend to lose your mother tongue if you don't speak it, which doesn't seem to be a problem for anyone where I live.
Half Caste was a whinge about being called 'half' anything. This was before being offended was even in vogue, very avant garde.
Not My Business was literally just 'first they came for the X, but I did not care as I was not an X', reworded.
All in all amateur poetry that was written by people with different colour skin.
Remember kids: when it benefits them, its not racism, its affirmative action.
Lads is it me or are the SNP a single-issue party?
I don't think I've ever seen them do anything else in parliament apart from complain about Trident or demand nuclear disarmament
>>81658088
Absurd.
>>81659373
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36827769
he sounds like a patriot to me
>>81659373
>internet of things
>internet of things
>internet of things
>>81653406
As far as I know diversity only got pushed onto me in years 8 and above. Then again, my primary school was mostly Christian, I don't recall anything about mixed races.
I'm at university now and it's beginning to become slightly unbearable.
>>81659717
I can tell that any interest you have in magick is diametrically opposed to my morals.
I'm not giving you any information.
>>81655153
I remember half-caste. It was shite.
>>81659162
Aye just on holiday here lad
Since we're on poetry, my favourite from school.
As I walked out one evening,
Walking down Bristol Street,
The crowds upon the pavement
Were fields of harvest wheat.
And down by the brimming river
I heard a lover sing
Under an arch of the railway:
‘Love has no ending.
‘I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you
Till China and Africa meet,
And the river jumps over the mountain
And the salmon sing in the street,
‘I’ll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry
And the seven stars go squawking
Like geese about the sky.
‘The years shall run like rabbits,
For in my arms I hold
The Flower of the Ages,
And the first love of the world.'
But all the clocks in the city
Began to whirr and chime:
‘O let not Time deceive you,
You cannot conquer Time.
‘In the burrows of the Nightmare
Where Justice naked is,
Time watches from the shadow
And coughs when you would kiss.
>>81659804
impressive given he's an Austrian
>>81655146
Dogging?
>>81658695
I'm afraid not. I thought I was original by doing that.
#PrayForGermany is trending.
>>81660050
‘In headaches and in worry
Vaguely life leaks away,
And Time will have his fancy
To-morrow or to-day.
‘Into many a green valley
Drifts the appalling snow;
Time breaks the threaded dances
And the diver’s brilliant bow.
‘O plunge your hands in water,
Plunge them in up to the wrist;
Stare, stare in the basin
And wonder what you’ve missed.
‘The glacier knocks in the cupboard,
The desert sighs in the bed,
And the crack in the tea-cup opens
A lane to the land of the dead.
‘Where the beggars raffle the banknotes
And the Giant is enchanting to Jack,
And the Lily-white Boy is a Roarer,
And Jill goes down on her back.
‘O look, look in the mirror,
O look in your distress:
Life remains a blessing
Although you cannot bless.
‘O stand, stand at the window
As the tears scald and start;
You shall love your crooked neighbour
With your crooked heart.'
It was late, late in the evening,
The lovers they were gone;
The clocks had ceased their chiming,
And the deep river ran on.
>>81659373
Considering nearly every smartphone in the world uses ARM tech it is a pretty big deal. They are basically a monopoly and anyone who controls it has quite a bit of power. So is not so surprising he is sad it is being sold off.
Why don't you have a waifu?
>>81653151
JUST
>>81659911
sort of have a instinctive belief in the supernatural and just wanted to know your thoughts, I am just curious, I do not have an ideological view on magic, never researched it and even if you tell me some cool stuff I would be too much of a pussy to ever get into it.
>>81659762
They just want independence for Scotland, everything else is just the opposite of what the Tories want.
>>81660238
I'm not that autistic
>>81660118
Aww that's really sweet :^)
>>81660118
Wonder if they will release this horrific picture of the attack.
>>81660238
I'm not a manchild
>not in a union that aims to destroy your nation
>no religion of peace™ terror attack in the last 10 days
can britain even be considered a modern european country?
>>81660088
I only vaguely remember but I'm sure the guy wrote the exact same phrase.
When is this traitor going to get ousted?
Prediction for next elections:
1. Tories
2. SNP
3. UKIP
>>81660238
I want a real gf desu.
>>81659427
Im like that 24/7
The pain of waifuism
>>81660118
Terrorists BTFO
>>81660388
New Gang of Four when?
>>81660118
you know when i said that 'this sought of thing will happen again' after the nice attack i didn't think it would be this soon
>>81660388
purge them jeremy
purge them all
>>81659427
Oh never mind for fucks sake.
I cant even keep up with a single conversation with this heat
>>81660351
you don't get into magick. Magick gets into you.
>>81660351
My instincts are rarely wrong with stuff like this. Besides, this is the wrong board. Go to /x/ and ask them if you want more info. My advice is to not bother though.
>>81660538
Not any time soon.
See >>81660388
>>81653406
My media teacher was a full on Marxist, teaching us about how white men rule the media and all this nonsense.
Gov and politics was less biased than media, surprisingly.
Anybody else weirdly enjoying mays iron lady apporoach in parliament?
>>81660238
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! - An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime ...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under I green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
>>81660795
Why is it weird to enjoy that?
>>81660886
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, --
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
>>81660538
Do you mean for that list to be the parties in order of percentage of the vote in the next general election? Because SNP only stands in Scotland and can literally never be a major national party...
I am waiting for the day UKIP overtakes Labour though. I will say, Brexit will probably make that less likely because it will hopefully address some of the issues people wanted UKIp in power to deal with
>>81660886
Stop posting primary school poetry you melon.
>>81660795
Yes, she's the perfect counterpoint to Labour right now. They appear like a bunch of incompetent toddlers.
>>81659373
They rent one of the floors in my office in Cambridge because theirs is currently having a refurb.
All their workers are either poo in a loos or nu-male cucks.
When they moved in the floor there was a building wide announcement about toilet hygiene because of people leaving skiddies all over.
Not even joking.
Topkek
>>81660787
>got told in marxism brainwashing class about the "male gaze" that was prevalent in the media.
>always substitute it for "Male gays" in the media in my head.
>retain some sanity.
>>81660238
>Implying
>>81660026
Ah damn, was hoping to practice my lingo for a minute there.
How you finding the place? It's an amazing country. Tried eating whale yet?
>>81660938
Sometimes if done badly it can really fall flat on it's arse like milibands whole, "hell yes i'm tough enough" thing.
>>81660787
didn't do gov and politics because i hated one of the lefty female teachers, ended up getting her for history anyway, anyone want to guess what event we were studying?
>tfw gf fell asleep as I told her about the societal problems that come with mothers having children outside wedlock
stupid b-bitches, r-right guys??
>>81660699
I'm sitting here with my moobs out
It's so fucking hot. Longing for comfy winter.
>>81661213
Sorry lad. Language seems a tough one to crack.
Just got here today, had fermented shark, not as bad as people made it out to be. No whale yet, I hear puffin is a must try.
>>81660567
>tfw perma virgin
>>81661250
Yeah, but Ed is a reptilian so he doesn't count.
>>81661468
She's going to cuck you mate
>>81660795
Me Lad.
If she moves toward a populist, social conservative agenda over the next four years, which is politically feasible given the shitstorm on the continent, I will become a designated member of the #MAYTRIARCHY
>>81660886
>>81660951
Ah, I remember this
A man was looking back on his life in Corbyn's utopia, all through it he saw two sets of footprints in the sand, except in his most troubled moments. Then, there was only one set. He looked to the picture of the party chairman above his mantlepiece and he said, "Comrade Corbyn, why in the most troubled times of my life weren't you there? Why did yo desert me when I needed you most?!" and Comrade Corbyn replied "That? That wasn't when I abandoned you, that was when I carried you."
>>81661460
What sort of financially useless mong doesn't even have £25 in savings?
>>81655047
Oh god we watched this video about Muslims or Sikhs in school once. They were in the temple and reading but it sounded like they were singing and it just made me laugh uncontrollably. Got told off but I still couldn't stop myself from laughing.
>>81656612
Only talk about empire when ww1 or 2 is the topic
>>81661468
>gf
FUCKING NORMIES
GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEE
>>81661460
>the absolute STATE of Labour voters
no wonder Corbyn has a big following
>>81661623
Do they still have the sign on the door of Lebowski Bar saying, "Racists, homophobes and bigots not allowed in here"?
>>81661460
Of course the dirt poor are hoping Comrade Corbyn will redistribute some wealth in their direction.
>>81661668
Kek
>>81661759
Answered your own question really.
lads has anyone got that pic where its a bunch of lefty hippies meeting islamists/ISIS in the street, I think its a cartoon?
>>81661881
>socialist in being popular with poor/working class people shocker
>>81661460
It's Bernie Sanders all over again.
>mfw he ended up endorsing Hillary anyway, making all of their donations basically worthless
>>81661460
>taking out a payday loan to vote for Corbychev
>>81652940
>people aren't allowed to change their mind in a democracy
>>81661937
Bataclanvictims.jpg
>>81660351
Read this. Don't goto /x/.
>>81662056
Corbyn won't endorse anyone that replaces him, he rebelled endlessly against Labour leaders for 32 years
>>81661623
Yeah it's pretty nasty, girlfriend is Icelandic though so her older and much younger relatives don't actually speak a word of English, and besides I hate looking like a gigantic tourist while I'm out there.
Been told puffin is pretty steak-y, yet to try the shark yet but I've had Brennivín (The stuff you drink after) and that's fucking bad enough on its own.
>>81661715
It's a better memory than the aforementioned tripe.
>>81661460
Are these people just economically illiterate, or is this actually the state of some of our countrymen?
>>81662185
wew
I think it's a Ben Garrison pic desu
>>81661394
suffragettes lad?
>>81661759
>VWhat sort of financially useless mong doesn't even have £25 in savings?
Somebody who earns very little money
>>81662231
I know, only meant in terms of all these leftists who desperately throw money and something that wont actually pan out for them.
Corbyn wont win a general election, so them throwing money at him is pointless.
Is this Russia WC really gonna happen?
>>81662133
new national anthem with Corbychev becomes President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7pbnTI1_LM
>>81662473
I'm guessing he meant the great shoah.
>>81661759
Me.
