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I am a high level employee within MI6, assistant to one of the top decision makers. Through this, I sit in on a lot of meetings with government officials, foreign secretary etc. I have info on Clinton/Russia and some bits on Brexit too. I'll try to answer as many questions as I can whilst maintaining my anonymity.
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Rolls or bread slices?
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fuck off
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>>81617065
How long is your penis?
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>I have info

Spill it
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>>81617065
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>>81617300
What do you want to know? I'm not going to start typing out paragraphs, answer a question and I'll do my best.
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>>81617065
Fucking norwegian danish LARPer
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>>81617065
Any major wars coming up?

Will the world be the same after the 2016 election?
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HOW HYGGE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
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Part of MI6 recruitment means they investigate your sexual history. Were you embarrassed to admit you're both a faggot and a virgin?
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>>81617313
Ok, what info can you give on Clinton? Who will be her running mate? Should we expect any developments vis-a-vis the Clinton Foundation?
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>>81617065
is the eternal anglo back again, also, would your goverment consider taking 4 million sandniggers in exchange for scottland?
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>>81617595
If Clinton wins the presidency, then yes, without a doubt. Another war in the middle east, which as you can imagine may spill over into neighboring regions That is, of course, assuming the FBI decide not to pass on the info they have to the DoJ.
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>>81617733
>Part of MI6 recruitment means they investigate your sexual history
how can they tell if you're lying?

what's to stop a potential operative from saying they get slags every day?
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Is James Bond-kun a documentary, senpai?
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>>81617947

They ask your parents, your brothers and sisters and you have to nominate two friends who've known you for more than ten years. They interview them all.

>tfw you know more about this than OP
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>>81617855
You're just saying there will be a war...what facts do you have to back this up?
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How do I get a job at MI6 that doesn't involve sitting at a computer all day. I want to be an agent n shiet with guns.

I have a license for my butterknife license if you're wondering and I pay all my BBC taxes. No hatespeech convictions and I donate to my local mosque every week.

I'm serious about wanting to join MI6 btw, but I'm not British born.
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>>81617065
Proofs or GTFO.
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>>81617818
My advice to you is to not stop talking about the foundation. The email scandal is largely smoke and mirrors, yes it is arguable that she could be indicted over just that, but Obama may pardon her. The foundation involves many more than just her, however. This is top level treason stuff involving potentially hundreds of government employees and a shit ton of foreign embassy staff. I don't know as much as my ameribros but I do know from what I've read that it could bring down the government, maybe even enough to spark civil unrest if it gets out, which it will, they way the Russians see things.

Screencap this, the Russians WILL release the info they have on clinton and the foundation around September, October.
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>>81618198
what if you don't have any friends?
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>>81617733
>>81617947
Well yes they do ask, and yes they do look at what you've been on online. It wasn't that embarrassing, just a tick in a box that was put there by someone I never met.
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>>81618442
This is Bullshit you don't know anything you're just regurgitating shit you've read on here
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>>81617065
Why shouldn't we just assume you're a faggot roleplayer?
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Ye me2 m8tey
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>>81618522

They might give you a desk job but you're no fucking use to them as an a agent without people skills.
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>>81617065
>>81617313

Project Mayhem confirmed real and having had infiltrated MI6
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>>81618442
>is the eternal anglo back again, also, would your goverment consider taking 4 million sandniggers in exchange for scottland?
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>>81617065
>I am a high level employee within MI6, assistant to one of the top decision makers

Top lel, get fucked you liar.
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>>81618688
Confirm. Who is Tyler Durden?
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>high level employee within MI6

In that case you would know that GCHQ monitors all of your electronic communications as a matter of course?
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>>81618676
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>>81618824
The UK won't grant another Scottish independence referendum. Even if Sturgeon calls for one, so no, you ain't taking our jocks and we ain't taking your problem.
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>>81619031
>The UK won't grant another Scottish independence referendum
please be true

i dont want that dirty bint sturgeon ruining us with her autism
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>>81619031
Answer me faggot >>81618381 I want to be your colleague.
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>>81617855
>>81618442
In my job I've had a fair share of e-mail correspondences with British intelligence officers from both GCHQ and MI5.

Not a single one types like you do or phrases sentences the way you do. You're a 20-something guy who has spent a lot of time reading geopolitics on /pol/, and think you've gathered enough information to make a worthwhile thread that will spike conspiracy theories.
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Fake and gay
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>>81618970
GCHQ monitors EVERYONE'S traffic, even that coming into the country. You'd be a fool to assume otherwise. It is possible to become lost in the noise though. So far, I've done nothing wrong, and there are some steps I've taken which I hope are enough. I'll not go into details for obvious reasons, but suffice to say this isn't my computer.
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>>81618558
>just a tick in a box that was put there by someone I never met.

lol no
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>>81617065
Latest buzz about Sweden?
What are you doing to solve the 'Calais problem"?

You should have good answers on both, without working on the specific subject.

Thanks.
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>>81617065
if you want people to believe your intelligence why would you say its british??
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>>81619343
i know you are at an internet cafe.

dont say anything stupid.
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>>81618381

You're probably thinking of MI5.

MI6 employ 'diplomats', not agents.
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>>81619272
Then apply, you moron, I didn't apply directly, used to work for another government department and transferred with a friend of mine back in 2007. I hear the civil service is recruiting. Do some time there, then apply for MI6 or the foreign office. They always have schemes going for people who want to work in London.
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>>81617065
In how much danger are the baltic states in the upcoming 5-15 years?
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>>81617065
lmao
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>>81619343
>So far, I've done nothing wrong

If the information you had was true, it would be classified material belonging to the agency you work for. I'm sure you're aware that leaking classified material is a breach of contract and would land you in prison.

Fuck off.
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>>81619343
Actually, the monitoring is done at Menwith Hill.

GCHQ spies on behalf of the NSA, it's a reciprocal arrangement.

OP busted.
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I'm a member of the trilateral commission AMA
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This is all sounding pretty suspicious, but on the off chance this is real, can you give us any info that FBIbro hasn't yet? What rumblings from inside the intelligence community can you reveal to us?
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>>81619292
Well hopefully I'd have thought I was doing that anyway. As you likely know, the only way to have true anonymity online is to change your habits, along with other stuff but even if you anonymise yourself using browsers such as TOR, patterns can still get you caught.
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>>81617065
Wasn't there suppose to be more oversight and homeland hearings for Clinton/Comey/LL? Seems to be lost in the convention and cop killing news.

Best [educational?] route to become a qualified candidate for a high level position, such as M16/CIA?
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>>81617065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2l-wuFVuxI
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>>81617211
spbp
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This guy is so obviously talking rubbish from the way he writes and uses agrressive language like "moron".
Fake

Also his responses are just copies of FBI anon to appear legit - in a moment he''lll start putting some "top secret" info into the mix.

3/10
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>>81619392
Think what you want, I'm not here to desperately prove I am who I say I am.
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>>81619840
You haven't posted one fact or any evidence of anything...and FYI there's absolutely no way to be 100% anonymous online you retard do you even know what the internet is?
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MI(((6Million)))
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>>81619840
Is Brexit going to happen?

How is the trident situation looking?

What kind of wars can we expect in future?
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>>81617065
Will they allow us to remove niggers from America and kebabs from Europe?

Are they trying to build up enough hate for WW3?
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>>81619031
You will take our mudslime and give us scottland, and you will enjoy it.
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>>81620128
It's fun to pretend.
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What's your angle? Why bother offering information and what do you hope to accomplish by hosting this AMA?
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>>81619840
>As you likely know, the only way to have true anonymity online is to change your habits

Changing your habits while making a thread on the most popular imageboard in the west, where you leak supposed classified material is hardly staying off GCHQ's radar.

If there was any truth to your words, using a friends' computer and claiming ignorance would never work. And you'd know that.
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>>81619423
EU was never my domain, afraid the stuff I know is largely to do with Brexit and potentially other nations following suit, but with reference to the Calais "problem", the foreign office is monitoring it closely. The UK is sending enormous amounts of money to France to subsidise things like fencing to keep migrants off the main roads, but that's simply a stopgap. The real thinkers are hoping that the french authorities bow to public demand and clear the jungle camp, as far as we can tell right now, it isn't an immediate threat. 99.9% of those who make it to the UK via trucks etc end up being caught within 24 hours. Those few that make it past there get caught within the week.
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>>81619598
Thanks. Another question: What is your opinion on boipucci and will you post pics of yours?
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>>81620077
Malvinas Son Argentinas


and you dont need some "secret inside intel" faggot to tell you that you will lose, and lose badly.
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>>81620788

kek fuck yeah
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>>81620555
total bs
I know we are doing way more than subsiding fencing which isn't even expensive.
we've got literally hundreds of new recruits in IS every month tracking the body of immigrants. they're NOT being caught withing the week at all since they'll just come back in.
they are being tracked and it's taking a massive toll on IS that's for sure
you are full of shit mate
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>>81620788
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARGIES LOST MASSIVELY
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>>81620077
Yes, article 50 within the year.

So far, trident replacement has the green light. Haven't heard anything other than it is expected to pass in parliament. Around 100 labour MPs are voting for, and as far as I know only a handful of tory MPs are voting against. Looks like a dead cert at this point.

Conventional I'd imagine, but nothing in Europe. If I had to choose where on the map we'd go to war next, I'd point at the middle east. The problem isn't going to stop on its own, and the sooner the governments of the west begin listening to their agencies advising them the better. MI6 advised against removing Qaddafi. Ground intervention by the US is looking very likely indeed, especially if Turkey keeps arming ISIL and the rebels.
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what u know about george soros, is any sercret service even looking into him?
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>>81618381
As an upaid /pol/ shitposter, you have already failed your application anon.
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>>81620788
Argentina can't afford a war, nor can they supply one. It's a well known fact that the Argentine military has enough in their inventory to quell insurrection and that's about it. The Falklands will remain British, no info to the contrary.
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I had an interview regarding one of the services.

Location was a 30 story building. Looked in through the windows, whole building is empty.

Fresh build, waiting to be rented out or bought etc.

Go inside. Instruction was to go to the 15th floor.

No one in sight. Walking down a corridor, see a light in one room.

Enter the room, feel like I'm going to lock myself in a duffle bad and fall in the bath.

Woman in her mid 60's sat alone behind a steel desk. Doesn't look at me l, but tells me to take a seat.

Drop my bad on the floor and pull out the chair, sit down and tuck it in.

Sit waiting for her to say something. Around 2 minutes pass by.

She looks into my eyes, peering into the depths of my soul.

I realize she most likely knows about large portions of my life, through the background check on my stored media. (phone calls, texts, e-mails, browser history, internet history, Skype calls, etc.)

She then says to me with a straight face. "your application states you are from (insert place), there is a known homosexual area within (x), tell me, have you ever indulged?
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Yeah sure you do. Just drop whatever relevant information you have on whatever it is you want us to ask about (CFG) or gtfo.

Seriously that fbi ama really caused a spike in RPing shitheels.
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>>81621452
Bad* Bag. Autocorrect fucking me over.

A lot of personal baggage is brought up, In order to gauge not only your response, but who you are as a person/ potential field abilities.
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>>81620934
Is that what you think? Fine, but I'd imagine if we had all these "agents", we might have caught wind of the recent happenings in Europe? Get a grip. Yes we have agents in ISIS, but it's not taking a massive toll, they're still fighting and they aren't going away just yet. When are the kurds mounting their offensive exactly? You seem to know more than we do apparently.
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>>81621410
>unpaid
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>>81621452
Considering you only had one interview I can imagine what you answered.
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>>81620417
he's a role playing shitposter
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>>81620555
Thanks.

>The UK is sending enormous amounts of money to France
Maybe you need a change of ideas...

Good luck.
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>>81617065
What do you think of RAW, my country's "intelligence" agency ?

Not any specifics,don't want you or anyone here to think I'm a RAW spook,just your general opinion on RAW

I know you mentioned Clinton/Russia/Brexit but it is an "AMA", answer
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Spill what you know about aliums
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>>81621916
You should have seen my face when she pulled out the 12" strap on my friend.
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>>81621748
You are one DUMB FUCK
IS mean Intelligence Services
No one refers to ISIL as IS anymore. lel
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>>81622182
this is what we want to know about.
more
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>>81622182
I thought they were all about diversity and hiring faggots and so on.
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>>81622182
I can imagine that also.
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>>81617855
>Another war in the middle east
No shit, Nostradamus.
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>>81622086
>but it is an "AMA"
no it's a LARP
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>>81621525
Fine. Clinton will be prosecuted and pardoned ont the email scandal unless the BLM movement can stir up enough ruckus to avert the public's gaze.

Failing that, when the Russians release the info they hacked regarding the CF, Clinton will be prosecuted by public demand, no presidential pardon will save her from the ensuing shitstorm. Make no mistake, nobody outside of the US wants clinton to be POTUS. The Chinese don't the Russians don't and we don't. European Union however does. Not the individual nations, but the EU is extremely keen on the idea and is also keen on TTiP, as is Clinton.
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>>81618442
Yes, i'm too was in that "FBI guy AMA" thread. You just repeating after him, fuck off.
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>>81622167
There are none, that we know of. Case closed.
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MI5 were advertising for 'watchers' recently. Surprisingly shit tier job by the sound of it. Sitting in a sweaty car in London waiting for some mug to come out of a kebab shop top floor, then following him to Luton. As many hours a week as needed, 25k plus benefits.

Also, fuck OP as his answers are getting even worse, give me an hour to prepare and I could do better, and that's bad.
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this thread is the definition of "fake and gay"
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>>81623073
>>81623073
is that anton yelchin?
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>>81617065
do you shit standing or sitting?
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>>81623073
They are doing a "review" of the services at the minute. Part of the problem is ((they)) are infiltrating even some parts of our own services. You'd likely be watching people who work in the same orginaisation or some of the thousands of immigrants coming in.
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>>81623327
It's a hybrid of CIA and Chris Froome but looks like moot. Nice oc from /sp/, not mine.
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>>81622535
Depends which department you actually apply for.

For ground / field work, the majority of agents are 'asian' for obvious reasons. Due to some white agents infiltrating Islamic groups here as well as away, members are much more suspicious of them now.

Depending on which service you join, you are given a designated false background story to tell people.

Usually its I'm reference to a non existent branch of the civil service, so if anyone else is a member they know you are as well, while everyone else is non the wiser.

It's not out of the ordinary for your history of pornography to be brought up casually during the recruitment process either.

Usually you will be asked a question leaning towards it, so they can gauge your response / if you lie.
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>>81622793
here, btw
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>>81622879
Is there any possibility of mass deportations of the Muslims within Europe if public opinion swings that way?

Does MI6 view islam as a major threat?

Should I worry more about Russia, China or Islam.
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>>81617065
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>>81618298
Its a well known fact that there are foreign parties supporting the Clinton campaign, it is not well known however how much influence they have over the current government of the US. The Saudis are by far the biggest contributor, and word on the grapevine is that they want the US to initiate another ground war which will install an Arab league style government over Iraq and Syria until the civil war stops, and will then be left again under the administration of the Saudis, Jordan, Turkey, Iran and Egypt. Clinton has supposedly agreed to this, assuming she wins the presidency.
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>>81623480
>infiltrating even some parts of our own services
With the glorious history of our intelligence services this not surprise me.
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>>81617065
Are you aware a group of rich jews uses you as their puppet?
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>>81623631
What if I don't watch porn but a shitload of anime, would that be an instant put-off. Also do I really need good social circles for them to interview them on my behavior/personality? I keep to myself mostly but I can fake social interaction easily. I'm not autistic or anything, it just seems like the recruitment pool is made for normies.
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Can you faggots stop falling for these FBIanon wannabes?
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>>81624295
He may be a wannabe, but he seems more informed than 99% of retards here, so i'll take it.
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my dad works for jagex and i have a bank full of party hats and the purple circle shield if you don't believe me your an idiot

ask me anything about RS and i will tell you what he tells me
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>>81623746
Unlikely, they are too far integrated now, and it would be a monumental task to deport them all. However, migrants and refugees is another story entirely. There are plans to make this happen, France has one, Germany has one, Italy has one, the UK is one of the only ones who doesn't have a concrete plan. Even the Swiss have one ffs.

Yes we do. The threat from those who have returned from fighting in the middle east is much larger than what the public know about.

Russia won't be friends with us until we leave the EU, as the EU has imposed sanctions, but we haven't. China is going to be a big ally for the UK in the future, both militarily and economically, as long as they don't upset the muricans in the pacific too much and they stop with the Taiwan submit bullshit.
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>>81621255
>within the year
Dobutful.
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What can you tell us about the unreleased Clinton emails. My sources told me that if they were released, there would be civil war in certain foreign countries. My assumption is Saudi, because the royal family there gives zero fucks about anyone or anything other than themselves and burns the candle at both ends.

Also, can you tell us any more about CF crimes that we don't already know? Why is Russia holding back the info? Wouldn't it be best to get it out there now and get investigations ongoing?
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>>81624181
Every cog has its use's. You are gauged throughout the recruitment process, even when you think you aren't being.

One aspect depends on how well you perform on the initial online examinations and any others that you may have to take part in.

The monitoring and noting of behavior, is so they can profile you and decide if you are trustworthy, while defining your attributes.

There are plenty of very odd people on these organizations. It's the same on most places, eccentric / obsessed breeds the passion, so anime (depending on the actual content) may be fine.

Also as a disclaimer, I'm not a practicing member of any intelligence agency linked to either mi5 or mi6 before I do end up in a duffle bag.
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>>81617469
>answer a question
And this guy is from MI6
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>>81624600
was fat wr3cked's death an inside job?
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>>81625261
yeah i did it
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>>81624922
The civil war would likely be confined the middle east, if at all. Though it is definitely a possibility. From what I've seen, Bahrain might also succumb, but Turkey is looking ever more likely, and there are stirrings in Jordan too. Egypt seems pretty stable however.

The Russians are holding back the info because they do not want a Clinton presidency. From what we can gather, the reason why they are waiting is due to the amount it would sway public opinion with all that's going on in America. it's more likely to hurt her campaign if they release it one or two months away from polling day.
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>>81624634
Thank you.


Does MI6 worry about large scale, less immediate existential threats, eg super viruses, superintelligent AI's and climate change. Or are you too busy focusing on immediate security risks?
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>>81618198
Can confirm
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>>81618198
I applied for an MI5 job a while back. Actually got it but failed at the security interview due to a bit of confusion about my uni life.

That interview took about 6 hours though. Anything you can think of they will ask about.

>tfw having to explain to some HR person what the 4chins and dank maymays are.
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>>81617065
Bond? Stop shitposting and get back to work.
- M
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>>81625425
What do you know about the rumours Hillary let her lesbian lovers have Chelsea when she was underaged on the presidential flights?
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>>81624634
so whats mi6 strategy on turkey. was the coup Cia, Nato and gulenists?
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>>81625455
Not a problem.

I wouldn't read too much into stuff like this. We are years away from AI that is advanced enough to be able to perform things like this, and the infrastructure such an AI would need is also, years away. Super viruses aren't a thing, that is to say, they aren't a threat. The only super viruses we know are a danger to the UK are the ones held in government vaults, in the UK. Climate change is also one of those things that's been hyped beyond belief. Yes the global climate is changing, but will it affect the UK? Doubtful. Will it affect anyone at all is the real question, thought I imagine the environmentals are figuring this one out. MI6 is much more heavily focused on what's happening in the US, Russia, the Baltic and of course, the middle east.
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>>81625912
>a bit of confusion about my uni life

They found the guy you sold that bit of weed to at the party, didn't they?
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Got any info on ghislaine maxwell?
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>>81625115
>(depending on the actual content)
It's harem animays my friend, mixed with some deathnote.

You actually sound (well read) like the real deal anon, thank you for this information and in my view encouragement. I hope you feel well that a /pol/ shitposter will try to keep you safe.
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>>81626370
More a case of because I'm a fuckign failure I had to retake a year at university but then ended up dropping out. So I put on the form that I was there for 5 years but when they phoned the university they said I was only there for four years. Therefore I am clearly a terrorist in disguise.
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>>81626141
The MI6 strategy is for now to see what happens. Agents in turkey are inactive for now, and it appears to have been a false flag, as many people suspect. Strange orders were given to some units of soldiers who have miraculously been hanged, orders such as bring only sidearms and one magazine, or for the tanks to only bring training ammunition, as it was a training exercise etc. The interesting stuff is happening in Greece, as we speak the Turks who managed to land a helicopter there are being interviewed and debriefed. We'll know more in a few days.

Funnily enough it was CNN who initially reported it being a training exercise, and they were then shut down until the coup had "failed".

As far as we can tell, the false flag was successful, and Turkey is taking a shift towards Islam. Iran seems very happy about the recent events also.
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>>81626210
Tell us about these super viruses, and the fucked up shit they can do to us.
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>>81626873
>turkey
>false flag
>not an american zionist coup
>>81620934
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>>81626938
The only one I've ever read about was a form of the plague, with accelerated effects and the like. I'd only read about it as it was brought up in a meeting about it being transferred from a site in the midlands to a site in Wales.

Aside from those, I do know they are experimenting on ways of fighting drug resistant bacteria and viruses, which is, despite what the conspiracy theorists say, the main reason for the facilities existing in the first place.
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>>81626873
good stuff ,what happened to Gareth Williams in the flat? heard he had allot of info on the Clintons
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What actually is the Clinton Foundation actually all about and why is it such a bad situation?
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>>81625912
Intelligence agent?

Care to explain this?

She methodically turns an a4 file counter clockwise, simultaneously pushing it towards me.

I look at her waiting for instructions. She gives me a sly nod, gesturing for me to open the file.

I comply as quickly as possible. My dry fingers fumbling the freshly printed paper.

I bring my finger and thumb to my Sahara like mouth, giving them a quick lick in the hopes my sandpaper tongue transfers adequate moisture.

She scowls disapprovingly, glancing quickly at the ever present clock face hung on the wall.

The clock ticked methodically. Conforming to its pre designed rhythm. While my heart sped to exceed it's own.

Pinching the tab on the protective cover I pulled gently, teasing the document within.

I immediately felt my face become a beacon. Beetroot shade was not one I wore well.

I coughed attempting to cover my embarrassment with the tried and tested 'I'm choking on spit'.

The stern woman remained unmoved. She knew what I was doing. Worse, I knew she knew that I knew.

What faced me on that page, was a badly drawn smiling frog. It's amber lips pulled into a sly grin, it's hand held to it's chin.

The top of the page was titled 'memetic investigations team. Evidence #76 Stereotypical badger'

I inhaled loudly through my nostrils. Before I could muster a sentence, she spoke.

"who or what is this badger like creature? We have noted three thousand four hundred and seventeen online messages, by you in reference to the subject."
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>>81626210
TELL ME ABOUT THE BALTICS. I'm probably getting conscripted next year. Should I be afraid?
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>>81627754

The establishment is riddled by homos - its just the usual degeneracy.

They have been so successful at maintaining their power via freemasonry and their jew contacts it is impossible to reform it. The UK is headed for a major breakdown, the generation that fought WW2 are dead and those that took over are basically greedy fuckers or some form of oddball.

>they've kept their power while they helped let the nation rot
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>>81626210
Thanks again.

One more question.

You said
>The threat from those who have returned from fighting in the middle east is much larger than what the public know about.

Is there a reason to hide this from the public?

Would mass panic not force politicians into acting in a way that suits MI6?

How likely is Civil war in Turkey?
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>>81627754
Well the inquest didn't tell us anything we didn't know, but it certainly left out a lot of detail in it's findings. For example, it was mentioned during the inquest that there was no tampering of evidence, but we know there was. Smears and smudges were found on surfaces AFTER police had already cleared the flat, which led to many people in MI6 thinking it was a cover up. I still do think this, but I like my job, and I also want to live. This is only the 3rd time since 2000 that someone has been killed by the authorities in the UK that came into the public eye, normally they're much better at deceiving the police into thinking it actually was an accident, and of course Gareth put his own body in that locked duffel bag.
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>>81626671
If you aren't embarrassed and are willing to admit its an interest, then I don't see it being an issue.

Just be aware that during the recruitment process, you shouldn't discuss it or any subject regarding it with anyone else.

I'm not privy to the information, but I'm sure they place recruits on am automated gather list for later review.

Best of luck anon. Don't be put off if you don't pass first time, If you do well enough there will be other opportunities.

Just go in expecting your deepest darkest secrets, to be discussed with someone that reminds you of your grandmother.
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Are Aliens real? If so what kind?
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>>81627990
Yes and no. Russia won't let all this Sabre rattling go unanswered, but it might not come to full scale war. We don't expect them to risk nuclear war over an enclave which at the moment, is under no threat.

Clinton on the other hand wants to tighten sanctions and put more US troops in the Baltic states and more missile installations in Germany, Poland and there are talks of stationing US "advisors" in east Ukraine.
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>>81617065
Is brexit just controlled opposition bullshit? I saw alot of filthy kikes supporting it so idk anymore
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>>81628654
yeah very strange incident indeed. so i assume one of the three was Dr David Kelly who was working on Race specific biological weapons with Isreal?
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>>81627830
See
>>81623669

Quite a lot of this stuff checks out, I believe that the guy is who he says he is.
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>>81629021
thank you mr agent sir
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>>81628654
Unlikely they'd be that obvious no one 'deceives' the police when they are basically a branch of MI5/6

Pretty easy to kill anyone you want and make it look like an accident

>Jörg Haider is a classic example

If you are MI6 you'll know all about the Feather Men
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>>81628966
M8 i saw UFO's flying in zig zags in my own eyes.
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How do you sleep at night knowing that you work for the ZOG? Do you know that your government is full of pedophiles?
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>>81629628
They sleep very well and can retire at 40 on a very generous salary
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>>81629816
Yup, they just let you walk out the door one day with all that info in your head.

Are you serious? No-one ever leaves completely.
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Was Jo Cox a false flag to attempt to keep Britain inside of the EU?

Is there much corruption within UK politics as a whole?
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>>81624922

Civil War in Saudi Arabia? Literally no one in Saudi Arabia is not covered in bullshit. They're all part of the royal family or friends of the royal family or have deals with the royal family. You have no idea the amount of money. They're all complicit. There's thousands of "royal family" members, hundreds of thousands of branches off of them, and millions of branches off of them. They're all involved. The only thing that will bring Saudi Arabia to civil war is if it collapses and there's a regional fight for power. And that's highly, highly unlikely right now. Especially when they're the most stable regime in the region and have a potential goldmine on their hands to completely take over power in the region, especially the region just north of them.

Turkey is...in trouble... There's way more to the coup in Turkey than is being talked about or brought up, but I'll see if my "MI6" friend here knows anything about it.

Greece, Spain, blah, blah, blah...they are what they are. All play and no work makes Jack a dull boy. Though the Greeks, in particular, better wise up and get their shit together real quick. Fat chance of that happening, though.

Libya...Egypt...(cough*cough)...

Oh...and China is just fucking around in the South China Sea as a favor/show of good will to someone...I'll let you figure out whom...it's not hard...
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>>81629181

I read the screenshot once before but couldn't figure out what exactly the CF is supposed to have done that's so bad. As a registered charity there's only so much they can do without being caught by now surely
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>>81628602
The reason why the government hasn't told the public the extent of the danger is that is gives credibility to ISIS in a sense, but also that they don't want more people in this country to become "radicalised" or to begin plots of their own.

Mass panic would make the situation harder to control. At the minute, it is relatively easy for the intelligence services, mostly MI5's domain, to find out who these people are, and if they pose a threat. If suddenly the entire population of the UK knew about it, they may be able to hide in the noise. It would become much harder to disseminate the real threats from the fake ones.

The current government is very good for MI6, had a meeting with Boris recently, he's a good chap. Cracking speech.

Civil war is more likely than people think. The army as a whole was not implicated in the coup, merely a "faction" as Erdogan says. However, they never expected for innocent soldiers who were simply doing as they were ordered to be hanged from lampposts etc. Most of them thought it was a training exercise. There is a lot of resentment towards the regime in the Turk army at the minute, any little thing could trigger a civil war, which the army would likely win. An actual coup may yet occur.
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>>81630117
Of course they will always be part of the establishment, in fact employment in the zog services tends to run in families.

You can 'retire' on virtually full pay at 40 though
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>>81629161
>Dr David Kelly
Certainly, his dossier and contact with the press got him killed. Its a well known, little talked about thing here, bosses crack down on that stuff hard.
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>>81628966

Military test flights

Aerospace test flights

Compartmentalized black project research teams.

Sporadic weather phenomena

Spacial manipulation and anomalies.

Unidentified 'craft'

Multidimensional link

In order of those most commonly witnessed/ general occurrences as well as information gathered on the subject (100-1)
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>>81630503
Unless it's changed, there used to be some rather strict financial requirements for entry to the service, which would mean that your civil service pension would be of little interest.
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>>81617065
How much of the shit Clinton "deleted" Russia has right now?
Is it enough to compromise agents?
Do you guys got anything?
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>>81630761
Who is the subject?
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>>81630117
>No-one ever leaves completely.
This.
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Why did K-129 sink?
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>>81630761
bullshit all of that
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>>81630159
No and No, as a whole. The government under Blair/Brown however is another story.
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>>81630651
Regardless of source or intent, there is some interesting information posted in this thread.

Nice one old chap.
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>>81631221

So she literally died for nothing, kek
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Im a cowboy astronaut millionaire and everyone in this thread is a faggot
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>>81617065
What educational paths are there if you are looking to join a service such as M16, CIA etc?

Seems like everyone I look up was a lawyer or in the military...
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>>81630368
A TL:DR of the whole thing would be that the Clinton foundation is a front for a political shitstorm, which would result in over 100 current US government individuals being charged with treason. Yes, its that bad. Wait until the truth gets out in September, November. When the Russians chime in, pay attention
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>>81631221
What is the most democratic/least corrupt country?
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>>81631675
Iceland
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>>81631473
That lefty bitch had it coming
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>>81631204
The beauty of the topic itself, is that the majority crumble under their own dissonance.

It has been designed in such a full proof way, that it keeps itself air tight.

Regardless of how many 'Crackpots' leak 'falsified' information.

It wouldn't have mattered if I posted an outright lie, or the factual data. Both are fictitious and false within the rhetoric.
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>>81630973
Russia has all of it. The deleted stuff was just that, deleted. It was never erased. Yes, it's enough to compromise at least 100 government officials and potentially their attaches and assistants. Yes, we also have most of it, unfortunately america knows this, I expect nothing will come of it, it's not in the interest of the UK to act against the USA.
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>>81618442
does wikileaks even have the clinton documents that they say they have?
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ww3, when, how and with who.
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>>81617844
Kek confirms the Eternal Anglo is waking from his slumber
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>>81631512
I joined the civil service fresh out of Uni, then after 3 years I transferred to Whitehall, from there I moved into MI6 relatively easily. It just took a while. Best advice I can give is educate yourself as much as you can, otherwise get into the military. Officers make the cut most of the time.
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>>81631988
The best answer I've seen to the 'alien' question is actually no one knows what the fuck is going on.

I'll grant you that there is 'something' but the x files smoking man stuff is pure sideshow
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>>81632015
So are you sure Russia will leak it? Doesn't the US knows Russia knows? How can we be certain they won't cut a deal with Putin/blackmail him into not releasing it?
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julian assange is shitting himself right now he said there would be massive implication for France if the CF docs are released. he was on the verge of crying at the time. Do you have any idea what that is about? i suspect its to do with libya
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>>81632051
What they don't have right now, they will have by the time November rolls around. Russia won't leak the documents directly, they'll do it through a 3rd party, maybe sent to someone and then to wikileaks. Doing it directly would play bad on the international level. Also, they'd lose credibility coming straight out of Russia. Think what the US media would make of it.
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>>81619734
Are you the filling in the trilateral Oreo?
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>>81630380
Is a big (bigger than Paris) IS happening likely? And why they haven't attacked during Euros?
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>>81633241

>What they don't have right now, they will have by the time November rolls around. Russia won't leak the documents directly, they'll do it through a 3rd party, maybe sent to someone and then to wikileaks. Doing it directly would play bad on the international level. Also, they'd lose credibility coming straight out of Russia. Think what the US media would make of it.

Come on, Oliver, if you are who you say you are, you know exactly who they're going to give it to. We know, already. You do, too.

It's not hard.
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>>81632695
Of course the US knows Russia has it, everyone knows. Unless the sanctions on Russia magically lift in the next 3 months, then it looks like the documents will be released. How much of them they release is yet to be determined. Just enough to guarantee that Clinton will do time I imagine, Russia doesn't want to dump every last bit of intel they have on the US if they can help it.
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>>81631221
Lying jew confirmed
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>>81633241
russians wont do shit to clinton
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>>81632688
The list I wrote gives a general idea of public sightings / overall intelligence gathered. Top being most.

The multidimensional hypothesis is actually fairly unsettling.

Also if you have interest in the subject, some NORAD documentation was released on intercepts yesterday.
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>>81619292
The norwog isn't wrong. I've never seen them type like this guy before.

Treat with caution, he's a ROLEPLAY poster.
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>>81633471
Yes, it's imminent. They didn't attack during the Euros because they aren't as stupid as we give them credit for, they knew security would be tightened. I'm not sure if this is common knowledge or not but France stepped down the security 3 days after the Euros ended, sent police called into the capital home and things like that. Is it a coincidence that an attack occurs after this? Not at all. I'd stay away from well known public events if I were you.
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>>81633949
I'd go with the inter dimensional hypothesis

>from what I've seen
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>>81630867
That changed.
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>>81625118
Anyone have a picture frame? It's a quality post from a Turkroach. Better stop now before the others find out and drag you back down to their level.
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>>81634066
The norwog isn't wrong at all, I'd never type like this at work. That's sort of the idea.
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>>81634532
>norwog

fuck me, i'm convinced now!
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>>81634351
That's the spirit.
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>>81617065
Any upcoming proxy/civil wars?
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>>81633241
is there a snowdon tie in there somewhere? snowdon as mule?
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>>81633713
so Putin would prefer Trump?
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>>81634140
was the Turkey airport attack just training? in order to learn how to break through multiple ring barriers? first you blow the outer ring and create chaos where persons run from the secure setting out into the open?

it looked way too much like a training mission for new tactics that would be extremely effective against our ring defense system.
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>>81635190
I'd expect more of the same, continuation rather than escalation, there doesn't seem to be an end in sight for the current events in the middle east. The Kurds have postponed their offensive due in and around Raqqa, as have the SAA. Looks like the Kurds are gearing up to resume their beef with the Turks, though if Turkey turns into a civil war you can imagine who'll be supporting who.
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>>81617065
>>>/x/
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>>81635480
I've not seen anything that points to the contrary, so I imagine not. Ask yourself do they really need to use him to achieve what they want?
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>>81634140
So, there are other cells like the Molenbeek's one?
I've read that IS treat them like a foreign secret service, lone wolves like Orlando and Nice are only plus
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>>81622332
He has you there.
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lol my penis has cancer
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>>81623927
>Iran
>Ever working with the Saudis

Fuck off m8
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>>81635859
That's what we think. There were too many instances of soldiers acting as if they knew it wasn't the real deal. Well, that and the orders stating it was a training exercise.
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>>81636687
to be clear, i was referring to the airport attack and not the coup.
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>>81623669
Alexei Voinovich, I'm not an ant
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>>81617469
>answer a question
I believe you meant 'ask an answer'
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>>81636687
Who will win the US Presidential election?

Do you think NATO will weaken/crumble?

What the hell is going on with GIFREC in Scotland? Are the nats really a front for crazy commies?
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>>81636437
I only know of one cell that is currently operational in Albania. Colleagues mentioned that they are a mix of Albanian nationals and migrants, rumors are they provided the arms for the Paris attack, as well as for the Nice driver.
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>>81636687
if ISIS used the airport as training and with the recent 'coup' in Turkey, is Turkey turning hardcore islamist?

Will Erdogen make a deal with ISIS to remake the Ottoman empire?
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>>81637340
woops
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is an A. Gorin on your terror suspect list?
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>>81637379
Fuck, we are full of Albanians
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Do you guys work with the CIA SAD? If so what are they like? What do they really do? I don't trust Wikipedia
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how come 4chan gave me cancer and why does congress hate irish people
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>>81637379
What are the most important and shocking secrets you have learned at MI6?
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>>81637350
Hopefully not Clinton.

NATO is as strong as ever, but we're going to see less and less US will to maintain the status quo. There's a lot of disdain in the US for nations such as Germany, who don't meet the target for defence spending.

Sure the Scottish Nationals are crazy, but not like that. They're just misguided in their belief that the EU will accept a secessionist state immediately joining the EU. Spain might want to have a word first.
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>>81629021
What info do you have on Ukraine, my wifes father works on the front lines.
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>>81637379
BREAKING: Two pilots who shot down #Russian #Su24 have been arrested in #Turkey - reports http:// sptnkne .ws/bGSt
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>>81638242

How will Brexit work for us? Will we actually end up with a dodgy deal with free movement afterall?
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>>81638067
The most shocking was how Blair managed to cover his tracks for so long, heads will roll for that.
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What are a few of the most top secret divisions in the MI6 what do they do?
Do you believe in aliens?
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of BREXIT

Did Cameron really Gamble and lose. Why allow such a major decision by a referendum?

Did Boris really play to fail?

Was the Queen and the power around here in favour of Brexit and did they make it subtly clear to interested government parties that the Leave vote meant Leave?
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why am i such a faggot
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>>81638600
I highly doubt it, but that's up to the policy makers!
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>>81617065

On a scale from 1 to 1371 how fucked is Serbia in the upcoming times
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>>81638349
The situation is precarious, but I very much doubt there'll be any further intervention by Russian forces.
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>>81637948
Congress is just people.
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>>81639353
I've been making the argument that Putin has actual problems to attend to now, where as before everything was used a distraction to his own people. Am I close?
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>>81638696
By far the most secretive is the agent programme. Most of us never hear of or see an agent, its all done through handlers and contacts. Very hush hush stuff.
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terror lite attack just happened in Germany, I guess those are the most unpredictable
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>>81617065
Why are you a homosexual and falsehood?
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>>81639588
Absolutely. Whereas before, Putin had the currency reserves to fall back on, now he does not. Action is needed now, and lifting the sanctions will be at the top of his to do list, that and saving face of course. He gets a lot of public support in Russia when he "sticks it to the EU/USA" as you can imagine.
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>>81638686
lol now that really is bullshit

Blair was/is Rothschild placeman along with his 'minder' Mandelshon

you fucking know it
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>Did you guys kill Jill Dando because she had info on pedo politicians? And Jimi Saville?

>Is Pokemon Go used for spying on the public? I heard about rare pokemons appearing by houses of people who post on here

>how prepared is the UK for a mass Islamist uprising like the London riots but with more happenings?
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>>81637461

This

It is pretty much open season on Europe desu
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>>81640059
No, No, No and that's almost certainly not going to happen, we'd have word of a "mass uprising" long before it took place.
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>>81639730
How much is Germany covering up migrant rapes/violence/crimes?

Is there a solid, well tested plan to successfully assimilate Muslims over the next few decades within Europe?

Is Sadiq Khan a problem?
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>>81617065
Know anything about Berezovsky? Russia/UK or did he really off himself?
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>>81639979
Right that makes sense, didn't think of that, brownie points are his top thing.
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>>81640286
thanks for clarifying what i've been researching and hearing around jfk gov school.

now for hilarious question, does mi6 believe in kek
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>>81637461
Turkey certainly does seem to making a lurch towards islamism, which is unsettling. We've known for a while now that they are facilitating the arming and supplying of ISIS. Erdogan is maneuvering to take advantage of current events and he's looking more and more like a dictator. An ISIS commander recently said that Turkey was an ally of theirs, after all.
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>>81640378
What actually happened to Alexander Litvinenko?
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I'm an intelligence officer working for the Brazilian Intelligence Agency. I have some reports right here with me about terrorist plots during the coming Olympics. Do you guys wanna know something? Not sure if I should open a specific thread about it.
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>>81640378

Not how the world works m8

>currently more ISIS supporters in the UK then there were IRA supporters in Ulster and the height of the Troubles.

>dim freemasonic cunts let the jews play the establishment in the 50s - 90s

You done goofed
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>>81641087

Oh do tell, Im bored
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>>81637750
We've had dealings with them in the past, most recently when the CIA and SAS went into the middle east to act as spotters for airstrikes and coordinators with the Kurds.
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