Boycott Smirnoff alcohol
>>81577763
Already have. Vodka is fucking disgusting
>>81577763
why? just buy quality instead.
>>81577973
pussy
>>81577763
>buying anything else than Russian Standard
>>81577973
Vodka is the only good alcohol unless you're a pretentious faggot.
>>81577763
Thanks for the heads up OP.
I'd buy a couple of bottles of Smirnoff a year. Now I'm aware they're pushing homo shit they are off my list.
Forever.
More people need to let us all know when companies push degenerate shit in their marketing.
Made by a British company in lots of places worldwide except Russia
I'll pass.
>>81578408
>buying pleb tier shit like that
>wut iz stolichnaya
You guys pick the most asinine shit to care about.
>>81578647
>stoli
It's not even Russian anymore
>>81578547
I agree.
Thanks for heads up OP.
Pushing this faggot shit must result in consequences.
>>81577763
>Drinking alcohol
>drinking anything but home distilled moonshine or, at worst, everclear 191
Pussy
>>81578763
Fuck off, Mohammed. Don't you have a gay club to shoot up?
>>81578647
Chopin is the best vodkax period.
Russian standard is doable swill. Stoli, goose, smirnoff = doodoo tier.
>>81577763
Ahhhh, vodka... I remember them days. The drink the helped me wuff up the courage to molest my niece's friends feet countless times while they sleep.
>>81577763
I can sort of see the point of just drinking shots of vodka like a slav.
But most people have vodka with something else. It's drinking for people who don't like the taste of drink. Better cultivate a drink that actually tastes of something - gin, whisky, brandy, rum, tequila, any of these are better than vodka.
Still, I approve of boycotting degenerate companies.
>>81578518
It tastes like shit and there is stronger stuff on the market.
Vodka is just industrial alcohol meant to be used by the Russian Army.
>>81579091
you BETTER have taken their toes in ur hole you cunt
https://youtu.be/YgHCzV2FrSM
>>81578518
>Russia
Drink some real liquor ruskie
>>81579327
And absolut while you're at it
![31dover-russian_standard-shadow320x1000_1_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qWvLPHy.jpg "31dover-russian_standard-shadow320x1000_1_[1].jpg")
>>81577763
>smirnoff
>good vodka
chose one
CROWN RUSSE VODKA
"FINEST VODKA MADE"
ALSO I BOUGHT SOME BEEFEATER OVER THE WEEKEND YOU CAN THANK ME LATER UK
>>81577763
i already do that thanks to that one commercial of theirs where the pretentious shit head gets all bitchy when his female friend started getting excited reading about other vodkas
i'm not having anything to do with some low rent vodka that sends the message that it supports being a shit bag to your friends
>>81578518
True. Bummer, Smirnoff was my go-to brand, but I rarely drink anyway, so I will now switch to some more traditional company.
>>81579516
This is why I love your country, Francis. You people have wonderful taste.
>>81577763
I already knew Smirnoff was for faggots they didn't need to admit it
>>81579516
>pyccknn ctahnapt
>good vodka
pick one
>>81577763
Sure. But not because they support LGBT. Because Smirnoff is shit tier alcohol.
Vodka is 60% water and 40% ethanol, nothing else. Its all the same you pretentious homos.
>>81577763
>vodka
Are you a girl?
>>81579842
Whiskey master race
>Not having a whiskey collection
>2012 + 4
>>81577763
Been doing that for 33 years.
>>81579840
>what are impurities
>drinking the liquid Jew.
It's like you don't want to be redpilled.
>>81579840
>Let me tell you about things I don't know shit about
>>81579903
>Whiskey
>Not Cognac/Brandy
>>81580259
I'm Scottish mate, not gay
>>81579996
If it retains impurities its called gin. Vodka comes off the still tasteless and odorless or it cant legally be called vodka
>>81580297
>Scottish
>Not gay
Pick one and only one
>>81580259
>Cognac/Brandy
>Not Gin
>>81580379
>Greece
>Not a pederast
>>81580389
Woman detected
>>81577973
All alcohol is disgusting
>>81580518
>le gin is for women meme
>>81577763
already 26 years ahead of you
>>81580564
I've literally only seen middle aged women and homosexuals drinking gin
>>81580635
Gin is the quintessential gentleman's drink.
It's like Vodka in that it becomes a girl drink when it's mixed with fruit shit
>>81580564
But it is for women and for braindead animals
>>81579516
>>81579676
Step up your game faggots, achetez Français.
>>81579840
>Evan Williams is the same thing as Makers Mark you pretentious fags!
>box wine and some primo bottle from an excellent year are the same thing, its just fermented grapes!
>>81577763
Good thing I usually drink beer and sometimes a whiskey if I feel like it.
>>81580379
Bit rich coming from a Greek
>>81578219
This shit is all I drink anymore.
Anyone heard of a brand called Navirovskaya?
It's surprisingly good
I got it in Beirut once, not sure where it was from
>>81580860
What is this sorcery, my picture is in portrait, even on my desk. Why is it in landscape on /pol/ ?
>>81578547
damn, this vodka pretty weak too, so i could take a bottle with no trouble in the span on 2 hours.
>tfw dirty eastern euro in NZ
>>81580860
>So cucked your drinks have english all over the bottle
>>81580542
18+
>Not supporting the Meme industry
you guys really don't buy titos? 100% american and some of the best vodka at it's price point.
>>81577763
>Buying vodka
>not making it yourself with spring water the way YOU want
I bet you guys buying beer as well
I mean step it up, at least make some samogon or semething
>>81578647
Stolichnaya is an official LGTB supporter, look at their website. Now fuck off with your cheap shit. Russian Standard 40% or nothing.
>>81581276
>100% American
Dropped
>>81580887
>Comparing Vodka to Wine
What are you, 1/64th Russian?
>>81581371
>official LGTB supporter
Quintessentially Russian then
>>81580860
>I'm 16 and I drink Grey Gooze because it's the most expensive
>It's the best, my friends all say so
>>81577763
Who the fuck drinks smirnoff, it is a terrible vodka
>>81581446
Why so, Muhammad?
>>81581573
I must admit you got me, except on the 16yo part.
I don't know shit about vodka, and my friend told me : "uh look at this, this is French Vodka this is very good", I listened, and I didn't liked it.
But still, I'm proud of it because it's French, sucker.
>>81578219
I usually don't drink vodka either, but I thought this was alright
>>81580542
Get outta me country, Muhammad, unless you want Cronulla V2.0 to come knocking.
>>81581276
Titos is my go to brand because Texan.
>>81581905
Absolut is objectively better.
Less impurities
fuck Smirnoff, & Heineken too. I'll stick with Deep Eddy & Stella
>>81580542
This. 90% of people don't like the taste of alcohol but drink it anyway as its a form of maturity and a socially accepted practice.
smirnoff is the worst vodka in it's price section
I'd rather have some sky for the same price
>>81582321
I rather like the taste of whiskey, but it's very much an acquired taste
Why has no one seen this is all a ploy by Dan Akroyd to sell his shitty skull vodka?
>>81582438
You're admitting you had to force yourself to drink it in order to be accustomed to the taste.
>>81582428
Smirnoff is medium/low quality Vodka at medium/high price thanks to marketing.
>>81578763
How expensive is it to set up a distillery?
I imagine shit would be expensive, and I am not sure how to do it.
How is Rachmaninoff? Vodka was fine, but are they degenerate?
>>81581596
Faggots drink it, apparently.
>>81577973
Smirnoff is not vodka, it's 38c piss water. Real vodka is 40c.
>>81582638
I buy supermarket vodka and purify it with Brita water filters.
Works a charm
>>81582548
Yep, it's expected of me as a Scotsman.
Now I drink it because I like the taste. Some Talisker Storm is actually really nice, nothing like the Famous Grouse I was raised on
>>81581905
+1 for being honest with me. Still, Russian Standard will always be the father of all vodka's.
>>81582776
What do Brits have with fucking Brita water filters all the time? Explain that shit to me.
>>81578547
Same
>>81579385
>real liquor
>posts some flavored shit
Ugh, just fucking UGH. You Americans wouldn't recognise good alcohol if it was poured into your mouths.
>>81581596
white girls and people who like cocktails?
>>81578740
84 people killed and vokda is what /pol/ gets behind...i hate you /pol/
>drinking neutral spirits
Good morning, ladies. I'm glad to see 4chan has become so gender-diverse. Grill power!
>>81582878
The tapwater isn't safe to drink in the UK, so we have to filter it
>>81582878
In England the tap water is chalky as fuck
It's pretty nice in Scotland though
>>81582905
Shut up polac and go back to drinking paint thinner
>>81577763
>drinking alcohol
>>81582199
Too bad we must boycott it too then.
>/pol/
>not drinking "Putinka"
You're disgrace of this anime cartoon forum.
>>81583080
hi there ahmed
>>81583050
>Americans talking about alcohol
top fucking kek
>>81582878
Some areas have really hard water
>>81583188
My dad has a bottle of Gorbachev vodka from back in the day
Putinka is related I take it?
>>81582905
this. vodka is the best alcohol because it's the purest.
also
>not just getting żubrówka biała
>not getting Chrobry which tastes like Finlandia, but is 3 times cheaper
>>81577763
>Drinking trash vodka
>Not superior whiskys
>>81583265
>Putinka is related I take it
More or less. We even got ice cream that's called same.
>>81582199
I bought an Absolut once.
Stored it in the freezer. It froze.
0/10, not even real vodka.
>>81583188
Haкaтим!
I've been wanting to compile a list of stuff that should be boycotted by the typical /pol/ shit, particularly when it comes to blatant inter-racial shit but perhaps the list should be compiled by categories.
>>81583298
>Not gin
Fucking plebs, learn from your gramps.
>dad calls drinkers of Smirnoff faggots
>Smirnoff proves him right
Top fucking Kek
>>81582548
Silly Abdul, you get used to the taste.
Taste is secondary, it's the effect of alcohol ypu're after. Not becoming legless, but slightly drunk.
Less calories than beer, less trips to the bathroom.
Some booze tastes nice, but there are drawbacks like price and calories.
>>81583298
>>whiskys
>>superior
The only shit type of alcohol is tequila
>>81582986
>>81583046
>>81583246
Oh, makes sense. But do you filter it when you use it for the coffee machine or kettle too? I can't imagine myself living without the convenience of using the tapwater as it is.
>>81578647
>Stolichnaya is good
Fuck right off. Russian standard gold is the king.
>>81583418
>Caring about the calories in your drink
Literally a woman
>>81583456
No you just boil it. The kettle gets pretty fucked after a while though.
Some people buy good kettles and clean them, I buy ASDA kettles and dispose of them
>>81583409
Gin is ok.
Absinthe is best. Shame decent stuff is expensive.
>>81583298
>drinking booze
>not blazing the kush
>MFW no hangover or weight gain
>>81583456
Yes, particularly then. Otherwise your kettle gets coated in limescale.
>>81583439
This we can all agree on, tequila is for students and no one else
>>81583490
>wanting a beer belly
The goal is to be fit and drunk.
>>81583582
>Gin is ok.
I wouldn't expect less from Brit.
>>81583582
All aniseed drinks are disgusting
>>81583673
>A few beers get you fat
>>81583490
Literally fat or doesn't know how to drink.
>>81583677
>Slav can only handle tasteless ethanol vodka rather than flavourful english gin
>>81583456
Some areas of France have the same issue with hard water.
In winter where I leave, the water is fucking chalk so I just buy pack of waters to drink and to fill up my coffee machine.
The real problem is the laundry machine and dishwasher... ! This is a plague.
>>81577763
If you aren't 16-18.5 and are still drinking vodka and NOT a woman, you may as well put on a dress and head to your nearest glory hole, faggot.
Real men drink Whiskey, Scotch or Rum. Gin is acceptable but you have shit taste(literally)
>>81583714
Beer is fattening as fuck. A pint has about 300-400 calories in it
>>81583625
Just schizophrenia, paranoia and anxiety. Also withdrawal symptoms.
>>81583409
Gin is acceptable. The juniper gets kinda gross after a while though.
>>81583435
>polish
Opinion... Descartesd.
>>81583625
>He doesn't smoke fat bowls with a beer poured
OSNWAYD
>>81583714
>few beers gets you drunk
Literally a woman.
my favorite vodka commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBjUNR94-sI
>>81577763
>drinking the alcoholic Jew
Untermensch
>>81583868
>6 pints of super strength beer
Gets me a bit tipsy yeah, I don't really drink much though
>>81583788
>The real problem is the laundry machine and dishwasher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIfayRbEPDI
>>81583761
I prefer gin over vodka, your argument is invalid.
>>81583687
Absinthe is god tier, your taste is shit.
>>81577763
>Vodka
>Smirnoff
Pick one you underage b&. Only girls and children drink that piss.
>implying I drink anything other than Bacardi
Bacardi is godtier.
Prove me otherwise.
>>81583687
this
those fucks probably enjoy liquorice as well
>>81582979
this is what I drink desu
>>81583963
Literally adult mans calories for one day in that.
>>81577763
Didn't Absolut already do a bottle like that?
Whenever I see people boasting and praising alcoholic drinks that literally taste like wood (they get their "flavour" from barrels) and are made from cereals and potatoes, I realise how fortunate am I.
Fortunate to live in a land where pears, plums, walnuts, grapes, apples, apricots and other fruit are used to make 40-60% alcoholic drinks that taste great, don't leave a sour aftertaste and don't have tanine in them. The best part of it all, they aren't a world wide brand, so are quite cheap compared to renowned crap people drink or mix with various junk.
>>81584079
>Bacardi
>god tier
Shit b8 m88
>>81584079
bacardi is puerto rican piss. it's bottom shelf rum that will give you a terrible hangover. rum in general has a lot of impurities that will make you sick, but bacardi is really rough stuff.
>>81583297
Zubrowka is illegal in America, Jan.
The buffalo grass or whatever has a chemical in it our government thinks is poisonous in large enough amounts.
>>81583677
Gin is great.
Whiskey is for girl power feminists
vodka is for squats
craft beer is for weenies
shit beer is for fat rednecks and sports bros
>>81584191
And? Who give a fuck when it's once or twice a month
>>81583983
Does Russia make much Gin?
>>81583566
I guess a kettle is a kettle, though, you know simple calcium remover does wonders, right? It's the WD40 of water comsuming kitchen appliances.
Also, Lidl or Asda?
>>81584257
your government are nothing but kikes
but we dont care, Im glad we dont ship it there.
yous are not worth good alcohol
there is nothing wrong with the grass
>>81584225
>>81584255
I think it's godtier.
It tastes nice, and not too expensive for my alcoholic needs.
>>81584314
>drinking once or twice a month
Literally a woman.
>>81577763
People like you hold us back
>muh degeneracy
Yeah, surely it's the gays who are at fault for flooding Europe (and the marginalied anglo island) with third worlders. Let's just focus on what people do in the bedroom/who they fall in love with
>>81583983
no you don't. Don't try to bullshit us Ivan, we all know you squat drinking vodka blyat'ing out katushka
>>81584394
Lidl for food, asda for appliances
>>81584421
>Life is so shit you need to be constantly drunk to cope
Such is life in Finland
>>81583825
I do it sporadically and the withdrawal from binge blazing is a day or two of short temper. I've heard the alcohol binge withdrawal is some hallucinogenic shit. The anxiety is only from the weed giving you introspection, in my case. It gave me my first panic attack, but that was because I was an anxious person long person I ever stared smoking. These days I can control my anxiety better and have taken steps to conquer it. Long story short, BLAZE IT FAGGOT.
>>81584434
Found the fairy.
>>81584164
You don't like liquorice? What's wrong, Hans? The country next to you is drop paradise!
>>81577763
>not drinking goon
poofs
>>81584316
>Does Russia make much Gin?
Only shit tier crap, you wouldn't like to try them
how about beer, Heineken in particular : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Yg6Zibsv0
get on my level.
>>81584475
>Vodka - 40% Gin 40~47%.
>Russian
Who do you trying to fool yankee boi?
>>81583788
>pack of waters
For some reason, it annoys the shit out of me when non-native English speakers do this—probably because it's too common.
It's not "coffees" or "waters". It's cups of coffee, or bottles of water. Deplorable.
Also, stop using "clever" when you guys mean smart or intelligent.
>>81584583
Fuck.
I would try that, damn.
>>81584514
I hear Lidl has always been famous for having the best fruits and vegetables. Also I got this sweet solar charger for mobile devices there. Do you have Aldi's in Britain, though?
>>81584583
Lol, we just buying ethanol in drugstore if want get that wasted.
>>81577763
Nothing will turn you into a sensitive woman faster than alcohol. Enjoy your tits and fat gut.
>>81584710
Try pure medicine spiritus, same feeling
>>81577973
You FUCKING pussy.
>>81584583
Can't believe I thought Stroh Rum was the heaviest stuff out there for a while.
>>81581368
> not being subhuman - 1pt
> drinking samogon - 1 pt
you have only 1 pt, spend it wisely
I honestly don't care about the politics of the corporations I buy my products from. If I did I probably wouldn't be able to buy anything.
>>81584701
Never saw a Burgerbro worry so much about language.
>>81584775
tits and fat gut
you get that from beer, dumb ass, not heavy good quality liquor
>>81578408
Russian Standard is top quality
Smirnoff is E85 tier, I don't get why you would want it over anything else
>>81577763
Well I am not drinking that shit now
>>81583418
What the fuck?? Since when a beer has more calories than whiskey?
Thats completely false mate, beer is one of the lesser calories/ml drinks out there.
>>81584939
Mate, you should. You can survive on bread and water. So you better care about what products you use besides that.
>>81584557
I remember once being dared to eat some salty liquorice.
what the hell is wrong with you guys?
Who else running the og dreamtime spirit?
>>81584975
Exactly. If you have to choose between top-brands any way, why not let it be Russian Standard.
>>81584724
Yeah, although none near me. I got a lot of tools from Aldi a while back
>>81585055
he probably means calories per alcohol content
>>81585055
Less calories relative to alcohol content. 8oz of 80 proof will fuck you up to the same extent that about 100 oz or so of beer would.
>>81577763
>drinking vodka in the first place
Tasteless and degenerate alcohol, I'd choose flat water over that.
>>81577763
>drinking alcohol
Enjoy your rotten kidney.
Real men do meth
>>81584550
>Look mom! I called him gay on the internet! I sure showed him huh mom?
>>81585055
But you drink spirits in much lower quantities.
Having 8 pints of beer to get drunk is literally 3000 calories.
Drinking 8 glasses of vodka and water to get drunk is the most calorie-light way to get drunk
Cheap Explorer vodka in plastic bottle. Best one.
>>81584571
>I've heard the alcohol binge withdrawal is some hallucinogenic shit.
only if you are a mouthwash drinking gutter dweller that is literally drunk all day and night every day for weeks
>>81584571
heiniken is terrible from a bottle and meh when fresh. it tastes like liquid skunk.
>>81585139
abbo tier
Been growing fond of this whiskey. And it's local, so that's a plus
>>81585139
That's some pretty fancy grog you got there. I prefer this classic
>>81585453
>37,5%
Get out.
Whiskey makes me want to puke
my friend brought over johnny walker red label, fucking that poison
had the most horrible hangover and stomach acid next morning in years.
>>81577763
why?
>>81585591
Can't get any higher in the democratic kingdom of Swedenistan. Maybe if you buy whiskey or some special expensive vodka.
>>81585657
I didn't like coffee the first time I tried it either. Now I can't go a whole day without it.
>>81583837
>American
>""""knowledge"""" about good alcohol
Fucking. Dropped.
You pansies can't even make good beer.
>>81584701
Yeah in french we say "Pack d'eau".
I'll try to remember, if i'm clever enough.
I dont know how you guys really calculate the calories of destilled alcohols but I would prefer pic related or a high %alc beer than drinking vodka,gin or whiskey. I mean, I like whiskey but I dont want to kill myself so fast, I already drink too much IMO but only beer or wine.
Also Beer is actually diurethic and you have no hangover.
>>81585055
Andrea Levy is my jewfu
>>81585746
If you live close to the border you might be able to import some from Finland or Norway, right?
>>81585749
nah, you can keep your industrial cleaner I aint going to touch that shit again
>>81577763
Stoli or 360. Best vodkas
>>81584862
shit is only good for baking or grog
who rum here
homosexuals drinking white or spiced rums need not apply
>>81585998
>homosexuals
>>81582905
>Ugh, just fucking UGH
reddit is down the hall, to the left
>>81586127
>mount gay
lol
>>81586101
I actually really enjoyed Mount Gay, I might buy some again
>>81586183
woops meant you
>>81586101
stupid automatic refresh
>>81585966
At home we always make grog with tea. Do you mean I can put that shit in there too? Sure would help if you're feeling sick. I've always heard that Stroh Rum is used to "alcoholize" fruits, like faggots do with gummy bears at parties.
>spending more money on something "better" than Svedka
>>81584701
But clever means the same thing as intelligent or smart
>>81584958
Wrong. It's not the calories. Alcohol shits your testosterone.
Are you done being a moron, Bob?
>>81585538
>Americucks literally drink Listerine in place of actual booze
This explains a lot.
>>81586292
Nope
>>81586226
it's actually really good shit. I prefer Appleton Estate though
>>81586283
svedka is fine for mixing with juice or whatever but Titos or Stoli have a much better taste in strong drinks. Vodka is for fags and women though so who cares
>>81586336
their jewish overlords dont let them have fun
>>81585538
Gives a noongar a sip of dat lubbly drink dard
>>81581153
>turn 18
>"im finally free"
>proceds to slave himself to alcohol and drugs
What kind of logic is that?
>>81577973
Vodka is worse than brandy
Whiskey is a mans drink
>>81578408
this
>>81586390
Yep
>>81578518
>Vodka is the only good alcohol
Well, no. But it's still one of the best.
Ive been boycotting them for damn near a decade as is for making shit vodka
>>81584840
>Costs $1 more than Smirnoff
>Tastes 100x better
Stoli is a blessing
>>81580542
Yer just a wee poofta', cunt.
>>81585779
>8.6% poor quality lager
Alcoholic tier. Tastes like shit.
>>81586487
Nah
Clever is more like inventive or ingenuity
>>81586561
>>81584840
>saw stoli featured in Mad Men
>thinks that means its good
>>81586316
vodka put hair on my chest and prevented me from going bald.
>>81577763
Thanks for bringing that to my attention, I surely will.
I've added it to the list of degenerate companies along with Nike, Google, Paypal etc.
However I've only got two companie listed as being 'based': Sony and Blizzard. Blizzard for obvious reasons (BTFOing feminists) but I can't for the life of me remember why I had Sony there, did they do something that was based at some point? Also what are some other /pol/ approved companies?
>>81586561
Stoli is shit tier... Russian Standard is so much better than Stoli.
>>81583265
Gorbachev is German brand. Nobody likes Gorby here so selling vodka with his name would be commercial failure.
>Not drinking wine
>Not hunting boar whilst pissed on wine
Step up your game pooftas
>>81586649
Actually tastes fine. Dont talk If u dont know Sven Mahmmadou.
>>81577763
Clear alcohol is something for women. Also, smirnoff is the worst vodka you can find.
the one and only top tier
>>81582638
You could always freeze distill, which would only require your freezer. Used to do that in college to make some suprisingly good applejack. Wouldn't want to have more than a shot or two at a time due to impurities, but still.
>>81586778
Stoli has more of a metallic/mineral flavor. It's fairly unique and distinctive. I guess you either like it or you don't. I put Stoli and Titos up above all the competition in terms of quality for the price.
But again, vodka is for women and fags, so it doesn't matter.
>>81577763
Almost every single major corporation has publically supported gay marriage now. I don't know why but that's what they're doing. Either way it makes it a lot harder to stand up against it when the corporate establishment is 100% against you.
>>81586883
>boar
>in the UK
is that local slang for hedgehog?
>>81586127
>you need to write like an apathetic and suicidal fuck to be on 4chan
Like, I know most of you are anti-social virgins or mentally ill people in general, but you don't need to push that agenda on other people.
>>81579516
how do you even pronounce that? Assuming I wanted to buy it, there was none on the shelf and went to the counter to ask for it?
>>81587291
they label it as Russian Standard in english speaking countries
>>81586978
>doesn't know about Glen's Vodka
>>81579783
>Because Smirnoff is shit tier alcohol.
I like their 100 proof. It's all I drink.
Just corked a watermelon with it. Crazy good shit
