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You're stuck in a room with Karl Marx, the Prophet Muhammed, and Gavrilo Princip. You have a gun with one round loaded. If someone dies, they will not affect the future in the way that they did.

What do you do?
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Suicide
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>>81543147
this
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>>81543029
muhammed
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Marx, although it was really a tough call.
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>>81543029
It's got to be Marx.
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https://youtu.be/wVb2TuzBfxI

gotta be marx
>>81543355
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A real patriot would shoot 1 of them and beat the other 2 to death.
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Muhammed. Islam is cancer.
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>>81543029
This desu>>81543147
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>>81543147
fpbp
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>>81543029

>Hey anarchist scum, did you know that the word 'gullible' is tattooed on the back of Muhammed's head?

I'm pretty sure I could beat Karl Marx to death.
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>>81543435
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>>81543029

Rape Muhammed
Kill Karl
Marry Gavrillo
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>>81543029
line them up. Shoot all 3 through temple
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>>81543461
They'd find some other warlord to worship.
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>>81543317
You realize arabs were fucking worst then now before Muahammed right?
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line 'em up and kill all three with one shot
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Since i am the one with the gun i sit down with them and discuss what they could do better, possibly altering their perspectives for the better. i then ask them to stand up in order of Karl, Mohammed then Gavrillo. We form a train with me in the front and out of nowhere i shoot Marx in the neck, hoping i manage to hit all 3 leave the room and let all 3 die of blood loss..
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>>81543029
Shoot mohammed since he's a warlord and probably the most dangerous to fight
beat up Gavrilo to death with the gun while the kike watches in horror knowing he's next
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The only right answer is marx because he is the only white one. Another dead old white guy is reason to celebrate
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>>81543461
See>>81543963

How Islam is cancer ? It's cancer in Europe not in arabs contry...
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>>81543029
>Karl Marx
irredeemable asshole who managed to stunt humanity's growth

>Muhammed
no comment

>Princip
The Germans were actively looking for an excuse to start WW1, they'd have found one with or without him

Yeah I'd go with Muhammad
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>>81543963
>>81544265
Prove it. arabs were confined to their desert peninsula before muhammad, who (with his direct descendants) took Arabs across the entire middle east and north africa to spread islam. of course they replaced all the local populations which is why all those places speak arabic today.
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>>81543029
Muhammad, easy
Communism is still an interesting idea, even though we now know it doesn't work.
WW1 had to happen. The tension between nations was unbearable.
On the other hand, nothing good came from Muhammad. There is not even a single interesting philosophical thought attributed to him, while the amount of evil he let loose is incredible.
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>>81544265
>France
pls stop
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>>81544448
>irredeemable asshole who managed to stunt humanity's growth
The USSR made a shit ton of scientific advances. Russia was a wasteland in 1917, 40 years later they had satellites, nukes and a massive industry.
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>Gavrilo Princip
>bad

Yea it sucks to german that he destroyed two german empires and is cause for destruction of second and thrid reich, and made them cucks.
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Why would I want to kill Karl Marx and establish more freedom and a better economy for Russia? Or stop Islam from turning the middle east into a powder keg?

I'm not going to murder someone on the off chance other people might live righteously.
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>>81544903
lets ignore the rivers of white blood that THEY shed for these advances.
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>>81543435
Teach me, Sensei!
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Force them to fight to the death at gunpoint, shoot the last one left
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>>81544056
>we form a train with me in the front

yep good plan
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>>81543029
I can't guarantee my birth if I do that. It'll fuck with the odds that the one sperm would have hit that one egg if such major changes would have occurred in world history.
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>>81544903
This.
>>81545218
>the rivers of white blood
Everything has its price
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>>81543029
Mohammed, easy
/thread
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>>81543029
shoot Muhammed, fuck Karl Marx, marry princep
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>>81545601
genius
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>>81546673
where did that price leave you? it was primarily blood of YOUR people. and for what?
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>>81543029
Start with Muhammed.

Then beat Karl Marx to death with the but end of the pistol.

Probably then stomp the shit out of Princip and break his knees so bad he would never walk again.
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>>81546778
>and for what?
"We wuz superpowers and shiet". We still have a space program, but shit economy after the collapse of the USSR.
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>>81543029
They don't know I only have one round.
I make them stand in a corner with false promises, shoot one in the head, then beat the other 2 to death with the gun.
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>>81543825
This
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Shoot Muhammed, pistol whip Marx to death.
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>>81543963
persians had a big empire before islam
look up Zoroastrianism
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Shoot biggest one, beat the other two to death with the gun.
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Muhammad has brought the most evil to the world than anyone in history by far.

I'd cut off his balls and shove them in his mouth before I kill him.
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>>81543435
Murica pride
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>>81545218
Because Russia pre-commies was such a paradise with minimal casualties in wars and no starvation whatsoever. If Hitler invaded Romanov Russia the Germans would've been BTFO with less than 3 Russians dead. Right.
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>>81543029
Why not Moses?
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>>81543029
tell them i have a fully loaded gun, whoever wins in mortal combat between the three gets to live, shoot the last one
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Marx
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At first I thought it would be a hard choice, but in the end it's easy:

Kill Marx. His philosophies pander far too easily to women and the simple minded, and they are responsible for the breakup of family units.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/240037/marxist-feminisms-ruined-lives-mallory-millett

Islam is a problem of course, but history has shown that to keep Islam in check, you just need brutality, weapons and the will to use them.
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>>81543029
Try to line up a shot take out Marx and the mudshit. The Yugo can live.
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>>81543029
Kill The Jew
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>>81543029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEcMH5DAR3I
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>>81543029
Marx.

Western civilization had been at war with Muslim civilization for centuries and eventually came out on top, and by the 19th century reached prosperity previously undreamed of on earth. But Marxism ate at Western civilization from within, making it today incapable of fighting against Islam. Kill Marx to save the west. WW1 wouldn't have turned out the way it did without Marxism either, might get butterflied away.
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>>81543029
I shoot St. Paul.
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>>81543029
It's gotta be Marx.
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>>81543029
Marx. If you kill Karl Marx, Marxism won't happen, thus America putting up with Islam won't happen either, since Marxism is the reason people put up with those savages. It's like killing two birds with one stone.
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Marx

The middle east would find something else to chimp out over, and Ferdinand's death was just the catalyst. Honestly, if we would just grow a giant pair of balls, the islam problem could be taken care of in months.
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>>81544515
#persiansarenotarabs
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>implying I need a gun
>*teleports behind marx*
>*unsheaths katana*
>
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>>81547946
Anarchism would still be a thing. You'd still have the feminist movement and the labor union movement. Both of those things originated with the anarchists.

Better kill Marx and Bakunin.
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>>81547736
Princip is World War 1 and World War 2
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>>81547946
This. Marxism is the vehicle of all manner of degeneracy. Cut it off at the source
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>>81543029

Muhammad. If you kill Muhammad then the Arabs and Persians would go on to advance human scientific discovery and medicine eradicating any need for forced equality at the end of a rifle barrel.

There was a time just before Islam when the greatest scientific discoveries and contributions to our species were coming from the Arabs and Persians. Our numbers are named Arabic numerals. they advanced human optics to the point that they named many of the stars in the night sky. Their medical discoveries were astounding.

then along came Islam and sent them back into the fucking stone ages.
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>>81543029
Princip was false flag dindu nuffin be-leaf me.
someone back me up
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>>81543435
now that's some proper lateral thinking, I was going to beat 2 of them to death then ask princip who the fuck he is
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>>81548169
WW1 would have been set off eventually, the European alliance system had shifted to set the two power blocs against each other after the Crimean War. Since the war was caused by mudshits deciding over church matters in Jerusalem, taking Muhammad out would prevent this.
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>>81543029

Muhammad.

Communism doesn't breed as fast as Islam.
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>>81543029
marx.
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>>81548169
Not really. There were minor wars going on all over... the Russo-Japanese War, some skirmishes between France and German in their African colonies. Lots of political conflict between the UK and Germany over middle-eastern colonies. Wilhelm II trying to revitalize German imperialism. A war between the Ottomans and the Italians, and a war between the Ottomans and the various Balkan states..

WWI would have happened with or without Princip.
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>>81543029
Line them all 3 up in a straight line, hoping for a triple kill.
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>>81548169
exactly, 20th century would've been boring as shit without him
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>>81546778
Having mass amounts of people die is just a Russian thing. The Russians were always dying in droves throughout their entire history. In WWI they lost over a million men in the first few months of the war. Human suffering as a means to an end is simply ingrained into the Russian psyche, not strictly a Commie Jew thing.
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Anyone not saying Marx is a slack-jawed hick with no vision of the greater picture. Sand people will latch on to something else to durka durka over, Islam or no Islam. WW1 was inevitable, if it wasn't Gavrilo, it would have been someone else doing some other stupid shit lighting the powder keg.

But taking out Marx would allow us to unify against any Muslim aggression, and Hitler would have been able to save Germany without the Great War 2: Electric Boogaloo happening right after, which wouldn't have cucked Europeans into letting Muslims invade Europe again.
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>>81543029
If it wouldn't affect anything, why bother?
Also, how long would I be in the room?
If it's forever, I'd just shoot myself.
The other guys would be interesting to talk to though.
I couldn't threaten them with the gun, seeing one of those sly bastards would steal it.
I'd talk to them about their philosophies and try to redpill them. if all else fails, let them stay in the room forever, shooting myself. It will give them hell.
If you're asking me which one I'd hate the most.
Muhammad.
Karl Marx at least thought he was doing the right thing, and Princip was no more evil than the typical school shooter.
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Don't shoot muhammed he will just blow you up when he dies.
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>>81543461
Ottoman control of the eastern Mediterranean is what led the Iberians to seek out new trade routes to India and China which is what led to the age of exploration and European Hegemony. Islam is ideological cancer, but competition with Islam led Christendom out of the dark ages into the preeminent position it held until 1945.
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I don't let them know that I've only got the one round.
I make them all lie flat on the ground - face down.
I then stomp my foot as hard as I can on Muhammed's head - killing him.
Do the same thing to Princip.
And then shoot Marx.
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>>81547309
Persians are not Arabic
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>>81543029
Oddly UKIP asked a similar question when I got a job with them

>"Anon, let's say that, hypothetically, I gave you a gun with 4 bullets and behind that door is George Soros, Angela Merkel, Tony Blair and a little white rabbit. Do you think you would be up to the job of shooting them all dead?"
>"Can I ask a question first?"
>"Sure"
>"Why the little white rabbit?"
>"Excellent attitude when can you start?"
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>>81543029
>implying God isn't in control of history and if you killed one of those men, God wouldn't have done what he willed in another way.

fuck off atheist
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>>81543963
>You realize arabs were fucking worst then now before Muahammed right?

you realize that's all muslim propaganda about the jahiliyya not borne out by historical facts?
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>not debating them
>not engaging in heated discourse and discussing their affect on the future in an attempt to convince them to change their ways
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>>81543029
Even if you killed Princip, something else would have ignited WWI. Europe was a powder keg itching for an excuse to explode and would have, sooner or later and to the same end. This is a tempting one (avert Sykes-Picot, postwar Versailles sanctions on Germany), but it isn't so simple.

Killing Marx is pointless. Although his doctrine provided a framework for multiple groups to think about how to subvert and make glib criticisms of capitalism, socialism is a pipe dream and communism a perpetual exercise in failure. Marxism only provided a ready made recipe book of jewish tricks. Zionists and globalists would have had to think harder, but I am sure they would have come up with some equally devious word game to keep the goyim tripping over themselves.

The clear bet is to kill the shit out of King Muzzie. Parts of Afghanistan and India would probably still be Buddhist, Pakistan wouldn't need to exist, Iran's rich Persian history and culture wouldn't have gotten cucked by a horrible sandpeople religion, and Arabs would never have progressed beyond herding/raping goats and camels.
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>>81543029
Mohammed probably.
Though they would find another warlord to worship.
Same with Marx, actually.
I think his ideas were not exclusive to him, and there was also Engels.

Who I would definitely spare is Gavrilo.
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No decent historian ascribes to the great man of history any more senpai.
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>>81544056
Kek
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>>81545601
so many good answers lol
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>>81548064
arabs conquered them and made them islamic

the middle east was mostly christian and zoroastrian before the 7th century.
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>>81548465
my sides, exactly this
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I kill the goatfucker
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>>81543029
I line up their heads and pull the trigger.
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>>81543029
Pistol whip all three to death then shoot the Time Lord holding us prisonder and steal his TARDIS.
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>>81543029
Oh god
>implying Max wrote and created the socialism system by himself
The jews were the ones that had the original idea, they just needed somebody to publish it for them. The best way in this scenario would be to suicide.
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>>81543029
Force Marx and MoHo to fight to the death, shoot Gavrilo once they're done, beat the winner to death with the gun
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>>81543029
Marx. Only problem is I'm sure the Frankfurt Faggots would still set up the same.

But without Critical Theory, we'd have a stronger consensus of national values leaving us more capable of dealing with Islam.
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>>81544265
>How Islam is cancer? It's cancer in Europe not in arabs contry.
A long history of sectarian violence beginning shortly after Muhammad died begs to differ. The raping and pillaging conducted while Muhammad was alive also doesn't help your argument.
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>>81543029
Killing Gavrilo Princip wouldn't stop WWI by much.
Someone else would've come up with what Karl Marx did eventually.

Muhammed, probably.

I think the butterfly effect would've led this to the same shitty situation we're in now.
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>>81551810
>butterfly effect
Great movie.

Agree though. It wouldn't really matter who you would kill, things would happen as they did eventually.
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>>81543029

Muhammad. If Princip hadn't sparked WWI something else would have, and someone would have come up with socialism sooner or later with or without Marx. Islam however is nothing more than the product of one deranged mind.
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>>81543435
came here to post this
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>>81552129
Came here to say that I'd love to let ur sister sit on my face. Pls
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>>81552115
Threats and trade blockades from Islam drove European technological, martial and exploration development which eventually lead to European hegemony.
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anyone know where to get a good Gavrilo Princip tshirt? that would be edgy af
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>>81543029
Have them line up from the most dangerous (Karl Marx - leftist Jew) to the least dangerous (Gavrilo Princip - some unwashed Slavshit), put their heads together in a line, then line up the shot so the bullet will kill all 3.

The lining up is to make sure that if the bullet doesn't kill all 3, at least the most dangerous is 100% guaranteed to die. Mudshits are not really much of a threat if the world is just willing to do what must be done.
>Purge Slimes, regardless of how """"moderate"""" they are
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I wouldn't really care about killing Princip, he was just proud of his people and wanted them to be free. I'd probably shoot Muhammad then have a chat with Princip about what Marx is all about. Then beat the shit out of Marx with the help of my new friend Gav.
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>>81549992
Best answer.

I was gonna post that communism/marxism was going to eventually happen because it is in the human head to try it, you have a better way with words.
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>>81544785
>marxism is ok
>part of the problem
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>>81543029
Anyone who hasn't or doesn't answer Marx is bluepilled as fuck
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>>81547701
>Islam is a problem of course, but history has shown that to keep Islam in check, you just need brutality, weapons and the will to use them.
You would need to spawn an ideology more evil than Islam and keep it in a constant state of warfare for centuries. Islam does not stop. Muslims want to die in battle. You will be fighting and endless war.

Are you a follower of Khorne by any chance?
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>>81544197
hi karl
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>>81553203
LOL

>marx
>white

that's not how you spell "jew"
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>>81543029
Muhammad. Some other cunt would've invented some variation of communism anyway.
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>>81548368
Ding ding ding motherfucker. This guy gets it.

The Christian Middle East was *CIVILIZED*
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>>81543577
Marx isn't an anarchist. His biggest rival was one.
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>>81552245

Why? Given our demographics there is a 99% chance his sister isn't a muslim so you probably wouldn't even find her attractive anyways
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>>81543147
Form a line, me on the front.
Do it.
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>>81543029

Shoot Mohamed. Beat the other two to death with the gun.
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>>81543029
No one, you stupid nigger. Without them I wouldn't be alive.
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>>81543029
I would kill Marx.

Muhammad was a necessary split to keep Semitic genes out of Europe.
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>>81548465
British education
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>>81543029
>marx
Engels would still exist.
>Gavrilo
There were other assassins…
>Muhammed
This is the guy.
I'd take out Muhammed to prevent the Arabs from amounting to anything but tribesmen.
The Middle East would flourish under Persian rule.
When the Seljuks showed up the Byzantines would smash them and probably slowly annex the Persian lands.
Not to mention the Mongols would eliminate the Persian empire just like "the horde from out of nowhere" did to Assyria.
Islam was the centerpiece that held the Arab world together.
The Middle East would probably look like Spain if Muhammed had died.
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>Princip

Did literally nothing wrong.
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>>81557956
yeah he was a fucking hero desu
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>>81543029
I line them up and kill them all in one shot.
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Muhammed of course, just because killing the others wouldn't change shit.
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>>81559582
>kill gavrilo princip
>ww1 starts at a later time and communism can be rightly stunted in russia, leaving europe as an imperial continent for a much longer time and destroying any chance of american hegemony
>kill marx
>Russia and China fail to industrialize and Europe is still a main competitor.
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>>81559717
>kill gavrilo
Someone else kills the fucker or another excuse is found to start the war

>kill Marx
Communism would still happen due to other thinkers
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>>81559911
Was going to post this. Those two other things will happen regardless. The only real answer is to eliminate the terrorist cult.
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>>81559911
>>81559717
yeah the black hand had 7 assassins on that street that day. it just so happened to be Gavrilo. He would have died no matter what.
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>>81559911
>Communism would still happen due to other thinkers

Would it?
I thought the other thinkers were goyim, communism needed a Jewish father to get all those Jews involved.
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>>81548465
He only started ww1, not a big deal
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>>81547527
>>81548745
I would say that having mass amounts of people die for little reason is really just a commie thing. Russian Empire was not on par, but pretty close to the other European countries and would've been fine if not for 1917. WWI was a clusterfuck all together tho.
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Princip is the weakest choice imho. WWI became inevitable years before the assassination took place--all that would happen is the prolonging of the war until some other thing happened significant enough to kickstart the war.
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>>81561142
war would have happened with or without him
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>>81544448
Princip is the reason the WW1 happened and the world turned to shit, the world would be better off if the eternal Serb just mind it's own business

>pic related perfect Europe
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>>81543029
this is a difficult one, but probably Karl.

WW1 was a war long in the making, Gavrilo had little impact on the eventual begin of it.

Karl however completely changed the outcome of the war with the soviet revolution.

So kill Karl, save Europe from Bolshevism!
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>>81543029
Kill Marx and call the führer and let him know some genetic filth is walking around in his global empire
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>>81563536
>that bluepill doe
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>>81548465
>scottish education
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>>81543147
fpbp
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>>81543029
I'd shoot Muhammed who was a raider and had battle experience.

Marx was a fattish NEET and Princip a Serb. I can take those with my hands.
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Shoot Mohammed. I don't need a gun to deal with an old man and a deranged Serb.
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>>81543029
Escape and shoot ghandi.
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Force them to kill eachother.
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>>81544265
You just don't notice how cancerous they are because in Arab countries there is nothing nice to compare with.
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>>81563989
The United States of Greater Austria would've worked, prove me wrong
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>>81548399
Your dubs back you up.

Muhammad, no contest.
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>>81564430
Maybe it would, if only they could've kept it in their pants
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>>81543029
Line 'em up and shoot all three.
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>>81544940

One man's freedom fighter...
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>>81543029

Killing the Serb would not stop WW1.
Killing Marx would not erase Socialism, although it would probably take on a different direction.
I'll go with Muhammad.
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>>81543029
Karl Marx. Without him, the communist labor strike wouldn't have occurred in Germany during WW1 and thus, Germany's last push wouldn't have stalled. The Russian Revolution also wouldn't have happened.

Europe remains uncucked.
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>>81543029
Shoot Muhammad, Kill Marx and Princip with my bare hands.
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>>81563536
>Germanics in control of that much territory;
>much less, Germanics existing
>perfect Europe

Murder yourself.
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>>81565094
>Bosnia-Herzegovina
>real country

Pick one
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>>81551062
Are you implying that Islam would still exist without Muhammad?

That the Mongolian Empire would have burned everything down, especially the Islamic World, even if Temujin(Genghis Khan) didn't forcibly unite them?

That Napoleon isn't the reason why most Latin American nations were even able to declare independence? Or that the Holy Roman Empire would have necessarily died without him?

This bullshit about how "the Great Men of History" really weren't instrumental is wrong. They weren't EVERYTHING, but they definitely were the keystone to many of these events. Do you really think that Christianity would have become the Roman Empire's state religion if it weren't for Constantine seeing the cross in the sky? Things like that are obvious black swans in history that prove that "great" individuals are in fact instrumental.
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>>81543029

Muhammad.
Islam is cancer.
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>>81543029

Mohammed

Arabs would just join the jews then but that would put a stop to the cheming due to de facto greater israel
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>>81543029
Mohammed gets it; I want to strangle Marx myself.
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>>81543435
Only correct answer
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>>81544265

>Cancer is only bad when it gets to the vital organs, by itself it's fine!

Except that if you don't get rid of the cancer, it just keeps coming back.
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>>81563536
franz getting whacked by the black hand was fucking fate, man. the universe willed that shit. there was no other possible outcome
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Shoot Muhammed, show Marx what has become of his movement and tell Princip to keep doing the Lord's work
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>>81564993
Neither would multiculturalism, feminism and the SJW culture for that they are all based on the critical theory derived from marxism.
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>>81565094
>>81565282
What Johnny boys says.
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>>81553113
Isn't that what your job is right now anyway emperor ameirca?
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Princip was based so he could live.

I would shoot muhammed then teleport behind marx and dice him mitsubishi-style with my aikkido-style super katana.
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>>81572815
>Le evil west maymay
Pls, you exist because of the west.
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>>81572991
ples, nobody even knows why dutchland even exists if not just a backyard for weed
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>>81543029
>inb4 Muhammed goes allahu akbar and kills everyone in the room
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>>81543029
Mohammad.

Gavrilo and Karl are both born significantly after, and its possible they will never take these actions as a result of the change in history.
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>>81543029
i would move to an angle that would surely kill the prophet mohammad and Karl Marx would get killed too if the bullet keeps going after it goes through mohammad
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I'd beat all three of them, choke them to death so I could watch the look in their eyes while their life leaves their body and then save the bullet for the motherfucker who put me in the room with them.
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>>81543435
Yup
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>>81543029
All of their ideologies and effects are based on the same gnostic stuff. Kill one of them, it won't matter, the people in charge will just find someone else to spread their poison.
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>>81577042
>killing the person who made you a hero
Wow, you're an asshole, i would be grateful to be given the opportunity to kill those 3 fags.
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>>81548936
>le dark ages meme
American education...
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Mohammad actually was a warrior and Gavrilo Principa was professional terrorist. Pretty sure they would disarm and kill average thailand miniature board poster easily.
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>>81547701
>front page fag
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Marx of course
>Killing Marx wouldn't affect the Muhammad thing, cause Europe woudn't be cucked and resist islam
>WWI would happen anytime cause jew

Yeah so Marx
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>>81543029
Prophet Muhammed
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>>81543029
I'd give Princip the gun and tell him about the three of us others.
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>>81543435
My thoughts exactly.
I'd splatter Mo's brains out of the back of his head with my 1 bullet. Immediately go for marx as savagely as possible. We're talking bullrush him to the ground. Jam my thumbs into his eye sockets like I was trying to touch his brain.
That scene in 28 days later when Jim screws up that soldier?
Yeah like that.
Gav would get pistol whipped.
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Muhammad, cus fuck islam.
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>>81543029
Marx or Muhammed desu.


Probably Muhammed.
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>>81543029
Shoot faggot OP in the head.
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>>81552407
>butterfly effect
anywhere in serbia
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>>81543029
Marx 2bh
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The imbeciles here actually believe that Princip fellow caused the war.
The AH High Command had planned a war/punitive campaign against Serbia since 1905. There were several international crisis periods, Annexation crisis, Mogadir crisis, Balkan wars etc. Military budgets skyrocketed, Dreadnaught race was spreading around the world. And the best part of all, the German High Command conveniently had a war plan worked out for the "unlikely" event of war.

Why do you monkeys hate actual reading, facts and research so much?
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>>81543029
Muhammed ..
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>>81582255

Don't take this away from us, brah.

YES, WE STARTED WWI AND BROUGHT DOWN YOUR SHITTY EMPIRES, EUROFAGS.
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>>81543029
Kill Muhammed, beat the shit out of Marx and congratulate Princip
: - )
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As someone who lives in what might as well be a theocracy today I'd go with Muhammad tbqh.
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Marx
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>>81543029
Muhammad easily
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>>81543029
Karl Marx, and later Joseph Stalin.
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Gavrilo Princip, he was a filthy terrorist that ruined everything.
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>>81543029
i would strangle that serbitch cocksucker and shot muhammad
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>>81585656

>how dare he want his country free of foreign occupation?
>he should learn to love to lick the boot like myself

You're a fucking disgrace.
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Make them line up for me and kill all three with one shot.
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>>81543147
Nobody is going to comment on the flag? , white Kenyan reporting in . Fuck Churchill ,reestablish the colonies , line up all of them and shoot through their collective skulls
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>>81585775
>free of occupation
>instead of expanded borders and autonomy we get dictatorship and Yugoslavia

nice one
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>>81585775
>his country

they should have invented tractors back then
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>>81585656
You monkey do realise that Dalmatia and BiH post-occupation were THE POOREST European regions ON PURPOSE? There are literally speeches and texts describing them as European colonies of Habsburgs, so there is no need for transoceanic ones? There was a deliberate policy to destroy trade, shipping and agriculture in Dalmatia, and thousands emigrated during that period.
That average Croat was looked down upon as nothing but peasant and cannon fodder?

Serf mentality on display.
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>>81586132
>>81586302
>croatians get butthurt when they see a serbian flag on 4chan

everytime, everytime
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>>81543963
Of fucking course it's France posting this.
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>>81543029
Shoot one and pistol whip the other two to death.
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>>81543029

Muhammad. No muslims needed. Middle east is now close to the level of stability and income of eastern and central europe. Everyone in the ME, is Christian or Jewish with small amounts of baha'i, druze, Zoroastrianism and various other religions
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>>81586132
"Yugoslav comitee" founded by Croat politicians, including Pravaši. Begged the victorious Serbs to protect against Italian claims of London Agreement.

Trianon fate of Hungary would have been much better, right? You mongrels don't have a single clue what was at stake, and what partition was on table.
This "Yugoslavia = Great Serbia" meme has to die, because it is wrong on so many points. Tell me, what will happen to Croats outside of Croatia in the future? You hate Banovina Hrvatska, and previous banovina organisation?
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>>81586389
Dalmatia and Bosnia, which was fucked up by centuries of Ottoman rule, weren't a part of Croatia back then. Croatia had high growth rates throughout the late 19th and early 20th century. Under the new reforms proposed by the archduke we would get Dalmatia and maybe even Bosnia within our borders. That's a better solution than Yugoslavia.
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>>81544903
The USSR had no real scientific advances, it was the german scientists they kidnapped and the American secrets they stole they advanced their science.

The USSR is the biggest meme to ever exist, The people lived a shitty existence from beginning to end,millions had to die to speed up industrialization and even then, there was no real growth unless the scientists they kept under thumb had a breakthrough or they managed to steal a US secret.
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>>81543147
This.
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>>81586729
Your post is about 1918, my post was about 1914. In 1918 we had no other choice, but without the war a reformed Austria-Hungary would suit the Croats way more than Yugoslavia.
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Line them up, Marx, Muhammed and Princip side by side, shoot marx and hope it kills muhammed as well
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>>81586929
That was German/Austrian, Hungarian and Jewish capitalists and landowners investing. Go have a look at demographics of Croatian and Slavonian (you choice to differentiate between Croatia, Dalmatia and Slavonia) cities, and the breakdown of properties and industries by ownership.
Tell me, what prevented the Habsburgs from pursuing Trialism earlier? Why did it stop at vague and empty promises? Because that is how politics work. And they funded Frank and similar scum at the same time.
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>>81543029
All 3 are dead.

After I shot Muhammed I pistol whipped the other two until their brains came out.

Who says the effort stops with the bang?
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Karl Marx easy. Once upon a time, Islam wasn't the cancer it became and it produced great societies that were bastions of wealth and learning. Not to mention that aside from the crusades, Islamic countries have been easily kept under thumb by other countries like the Mongols or the British.

Garvillo Princip was nothing in the big picture because WWI would have occurred with or without him. But without Marx's cancer, Russia and Germany wouldn't have had as much trouble with communists and the war probably would have ended on better terms for all sides involved
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>>81587184
You honestly think that an Empire based on German supremacy and recent Hungarian one, with majority of its population not being either Germans or Hungarians, could survive the 20th century?
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>>81543029
TRIPLE KILL
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Daily reminder that without Islam, Persians would have beaten the Byzantines, and proceeded to assrape Europe with Zoroastrianism
The Persian emperor had ambitions to conquer the world (as he wanted to be the King of Kings, the Shah-en-Shah), and was actually somewhat winning the Byzantine-Persian wars, having the upper hand near Asia Minor.
Imagine Persian soldiers sacking Constantinople, turning the Hagia Sophia into a fire temple, then proceeding their way across Europe, converting Christians to Zorostarians, turning the churches and cathedrals into fire temples, and potentially bringing the end of Christianity in Europe, heck even the world.

The Arabs rose up just in time to fight and bring down the Persians, even if you don't believe in Islam, if you believe in God, you know this could have been a part of his plan. Muhammad may have indirectly saved Christendom
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>>81543029

There are like 17 versions of Princip, which one do you kill?
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>>81587337
They did it in the First Yugoslavia as well, until the Communist scum arrived. If you look at how our borders changed throughout the 19th century, they expanded significantly. The Austrians knew that they couldn't keep the Monarchy as it was and that reforms, especially more rights to Slavs are needed if it was to survive.
>>81587526
In the long run, no.
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>>81548465
He was a serbian nationalist, a part of a group of serbian youth called the blackhand, they planned to kill the Kaiser's heir of the Austro-Hungarian empire. the rest of their attempts failed and so did his until he met the prince at a sandwhich shop and shot him as he was passing by
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>>81587996
OP pic is Princip during his imprisonment. Prison life wasn't so good for him
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>>81586076
how is Kenya?
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>>81547819
This. Any other answer is treating the symptom when you should be attacking the disease.
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>>81588146

>gains a ton of weight in prison
>Prison life wasn't so good for him

one
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>Shoot Muhammad
>Beat the shit out of Marx with the gun just for the keks
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>>81543029
Kill myself.
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>>81543029
>Karl Marx

The father of all the evil
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>>81588125
Mlada Bosna was the group, it was not Serb nationalist by ideology, and neither was he one. There were other ethnicities in the group, the other assassins that failed were not Serb.
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>>81543147
based
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>>81544448
without marx muhammad wouldnt be an issue right now
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>>81588125
in reality he was a pro-Yugoslav nationalist
they were supported by certain elements of Serbian intelligence service and government, but that doesn't warrant the Austrian demand for de facto occupation of Serbia
plans to invade existed long before Sarajevo assassination happened
they gambled on crushing a small Slavic nation quickly and cementing their control over Slavs in A-H, they failed
fuck them
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Pistol whip all three of them to death then shoot myself.
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>>81587864
Why that would be bad though? Zoroastrism seems like pretty based religion and it's actually one of the Christianity predecessors and great influencies.
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>>81543029

Shoot Muhammad. Beat Marx and Princip with the gun
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>>81543029
Muhammad, no one else in history is even close. Mother fucker needed be killed at birth
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>>81543029
Mohammed is the only choice, Engels still will live and WW1 was bound to happen thanks to that fat fuck Victoria putting a grandchild on each throne in Europe.
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>>81543029
Give the gun to Princep, let him decide which of the other two fuckers dies. Hope he doesn't shoot me in the back as I quickly exit the room.

>next question..
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>>81543029

Easy choice, OP. Very easy.

Karl Marx takes the bullet to the head.
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>>81589353
I didnt support the Austrians, they bit off more than they could chew and they paid the price.
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If Gavrilo didn't killed Archduke, someone else would've. WW1 was schemed for years by France and Russia.
Now we simply pick the greater evil. A fucking commie jew.
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>>81589737
this
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>>81543029
>needing a gun to kill another man

Americans everyone
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I understand why Marx advanced the theory he did considering workers basically had no rights whatsoever during the industrial revolution, and Princip was more of a freedom fighter than anything. Muhammed was a sicko warlord who gave nothing good to the world. The choice is obvious.
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>>81591344
this guy gets it.
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>>81543029
Kill the commie,
guns legal in europe because no threat,
sandniggers wont invade because they'll get shot on sight.
leave princip alive, WW1 would have started anyways
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Marx
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>>81543029
I remove Kebab, the resulting butterfly effect will most likely prevent the birth of Marx, as well as shit like the Rothschilds.
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Princip, if it werent for him a catholic cnetral europe would still stand
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>>81585775
>>81586132
I fucking love eastern yuro bants
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