Do you think this is going to happen within our lifetimes?
If so do you think it will be a government reveal where they've known about them for ages or actual first contact?
>>81531257
It already happened on /b/, faggot/. Somebody post that screencap, I don't have it.
aliens won't be the biggest happening. nobody gives a fuck about aliens
>la blooga blooga blooga
>>81531257
Trust me anon, we will turn to ash before we encounter any ET.
If the CF goes into indictment phase w F_I We might meet them very soon
>>81531257
/x/ gon give it to ya
Nope. Religious people wouldn't be able to cope with getting btfo so no matter what it will be kept secret.
>>81531257
Why would aliens want to interact with us? Humans are probably the niggers of the universe.
>>81531489
Que the superhero music
Pffft, it'd never happen. There's almost certainly life out there in the universe, but the huge distances mean we'll never even communicate with each other, let alone meet face to face.
>>81531361
sure bud
>>81531361
go on
>>81531257
> {{{DISCLOSURE}}}
>>81531710
Unless wormholes are somehow involved.
Of course they won't, but still.
>>81531257
>Do you think this is going to happen within our lifetimes?
It already happened faggot, even my third world shithole of a republiqueta de bananas knows this for a fact, just google "operação prato".
Im sure the UK and other european countries are also aware of it, just like Japan, Australia, USA, Canada, South Korea, Chna and others.
Lurk moar faggot.
>>81531361
>aliens contact the human race for the first time
>decide the shitpost on /b/
>>81531257
I await this day with baited breath but it might not be as big of a happening as you would think. Day to day life could conceivably continue as normal if the aliens contact us and don't really do anything beyond that. But would you go into work the day after a nuclear 9/11?
It will, this year.
KEK wills it
>>81531257
Not that big of a happening.
Aliens have no interest in talking to us. That they exist would not affect life on earth at all other than people being shocked at how little the effect is.
>>81532104
It already happened macaco, google "operação prato".
already happened bro
>>81532226
Might as well believe in ET BILU
They are definitely already here guys wake the fuck up and read a book.
>>81531361
>It already happened on /b/, faggot/. Somebody post that screencap
ayy imao
>>81531608
It's because a lot of us are niggers in the universe
>>81531608
Because we were created in God's image
They are jealous
>>81532226
>tfw the english wikipedia is clearly a sanitized, useless piece of propaganda when compared to the extensively researched original and you don't speak the language
traducion por favor?
>>81532075
Why would aliens want to be conspicuous about it? They are very humble beings which have evolved beyond the limitations of the human mind and its follies like ego emotions and madness.
>alien first contact
But they are already here, they call themselves the Clintons.
Hypothesis - they're too far away/not coming - result = no contact
Hypothesis - they're beaming a hello signal and we luck out finding it - result = no contact for decades, possibly centuries due to signal transit time
Hypothesis - they're here but haven't said Hi yet in a century or more - result = no contact
So no, it's unlikely to happen in your lifetime.
two way alien contact (as in a conversation with aliens) will probably never happen in our lifetimes unless it already has and is being kept secret.
but literally any day now we will hear some alien radio signals from another star system, computers are scanning for it right now.
I imagine that the only reason at this point for ayy lmaos to contact us would be to recruit us to fight in their wars
>>81532423
piss off.
Already happened
>>81532922
You must be jealous that you aren't one nation under God
>>81532519
Maybe this can help? I don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoItRp1JsGU
only thing I know is that he gave an interview and sometime later was found dead hanging by his own belt
>traducion
kill urself
>>81531257
Yes before 2019
They haven't told anyone because the ''aliens'' are fallen angels and demons.
>>81533079
Why are ayys always naked?
Which would be more likely to happen first after first contact?
An alien getting fucked, or an alien getting killed?
>>81531257
They're already here, OP
It has already happened, alien bio-molecule from outerspace brought on earth by crashing meteor
Several diseases in the world are caused by encouter between an unknown molecule and humans
btw, yes there is alien life, but not as you think. Like I said we already encouter basic life molecule.
But there is a high probability that deep in the ocean of Jupiter or Saturn moons, bacteria an other small organism live near heat sources caused by the intense sismic activity due to Jupiter or Saturn gravity and protected by their magnetic field from solar flare. Also, since there is liquid water on Mars, you can't exclude the possibility that there is some advanced carbon based molecule in their.
So yes, we have met alien before and we will again. You question should more be in what form will these aliens appears to us.
>>81532279
Or believe in our airforce when it makes a report claiming to have made contact.
Considering the airforce officer that was involved in said operation died of mysterious circustances not even a year after he went to the news when instructed not to, I say there is a big chance for a military coverup of the events.
>>81532519
An airforce officer was sent to investigate attacks on the local population of a rural village, the people were being attacked by strange lights in the sky that used beams of light to paralyze their victims, leaving a disc shaped burn mark and a bizzarre form of severe anemia due to major bloodloss, despite there being no open wound from which the blood could have been extracted other than the mysterious burn marks.
The officer stated in his report that one of said lights came down from the sky in front of his boat. It opened and an alien entity stared him right in the eyes before closing the hatch and flying away.
He believes this was the aliens making first contact with him because they knew he was investigating their presence. Basically a way of saying yes, we are here.
When he reported to hq the entire mission was cancelled and the program archived withount further justification.
He goes to the news to talk about it and one year after he does he dies under mysterious circustances.
Despite the operation being sup´posedly canceled, military presence in that region has increased greatly with no justification other than "routine exercises".
To this day 90% of the people living in said areas claim to have either been attacked or personally met someone who was, many will gladly show you the burn marks and describe the experience to you.
This is not considered to be an urban myth by these people, I assure you that much.
http://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-quantum-teleportation-distance-record-has-been-set
Heres my thing about the "ZOMG SPACE DISTANCE HUGE SIGNAL afdsasdfsad" argument.. if we already quantum teleported info on a small scale, and its obviously possible.. what is an advanced species capable of?
>>81533153
Because they've outgrown our childish fat shaming ways bigot!
Non robotic space travel/industry and aliens are a nerd fantasy from the 60s-70s
Nerds literally argue that the magic of progress will mean that someday we'll be able to generate the same energy the sun generates to create a warp bubble.
>>81531257
>""""first"""" contact
>>81533438
Also, supposedly in the military archives there are both drawing, photos and even video of the UFOs, taken by the military personnel. Some of the archives were released to the public in this decade, but the video and photos never got released to the public.
>>81533148
ayy lmao
>>81533516
Right, and if they're that advanced then they're probably watching us right now. Since they haven't chosen to say hello yet it's probably a safe bet they're not going to do it any time soon.
>>81533648
Totally. Plus those crazy flying machine nuts are so deluded.
>>81532163
>Contact with aliens
>Not that big of a happening
It would be the biggest happening in the history of mankind you plant pot.
>>81534181
I wonder how Islamists would react.
Aliens would be the biggest "FUCK YOU" to religious people, would the go allahu ackbar on aliens?
>>81534064
Ok, we'll forget about warp drives and go conventional
How much energy would it take to generate a constant thrust such that an artificial gravity could be sustained?
>>81531257
>Do you think this is going to happen within our lifetimes?
would you, if you were some super-advanced species, go out of your way to commune with nihilist cockroaches from another planet that worship 'a nothing' in the sky and many of who cut the erogenous, epidermal covering of their reproductive organ's gland off and present it to 'nothing' in tribute to this delusion...?
>no
>>81534064
Think about the thought process of people witnessing cars for the first time, and how alien the concept seemed to them. Now think of how space travel and "aliums" seems so far fetched a concept to us. I am willing to bet that space travel to them, is as simple as hopping in their space car. Hell there are probably some that hop in the car and head to this little bar they heard of in po dunk Idaho just because they heard they have a wicked mechanical bull.
Your first alien contact is probably that weird fucker at Walmart working as an overnight stocker because the lornenaian wormhole won't open for another few years so he's stuck here on earth smoking weed and catching pokemanz.
>>81534445
Depends on the mass you're thrusting. A 1g acceleration is 1g of artificial gravity with the nice side effect that you're going faster all the time - at the halfway point you flip around and decelerate at 1g. Nice and comfy.
NASA has a whole advanced propulsion systems department working on new things. Gonna be a while yet, no lie, but the solar system is open to us with the same timelines as ocean voyages in the 1800's once a decent 1g drive is in the works.
We ain't going to the stars any time soon of course, no shit.
>be an ayy
>cruising around space in your intergalactic pussy wagon
>see Earth
>it's a bunch of smelly apes burning carbon fuels, who's only plan for maintaining some semblance of peace among each other is threatening to kill everyone
>think "Yeah, let's pop in and say hello."
>>81531257
Yes, and they'll be refugees
Ayys have been on earf for millions of years.
>>81534544
Most aliens are Mormon, so yeah.
>>81534544
What if we're just like squirrels to them?
As in, them being like humans and is as dumb ass squirrels?
Think about, them being so advanced, we must look like such primitive beings that we don't even manage to get their attention.
For all we know, the milky way might already be a sold space real estate owned by an ayyy.
>>81534370
Theyd try to drive a 19ton truck into the ayyyylmao king, only to get mars attacked
Tomorrow.
>>81535622
Kek'd
>>81535622
>>81535699
Spooky
>>81535328
If an ayy lmao finds us first, it'll probably have more advanced technology.
If we find the ayy lmaos first, we'll probably have more advanced technology.
The fact is though, if there are ayy lmaos anywhere within 71 light years of us and they have the ability to monitor gamma waves, they know we're here. We've detonated over 2000 nukes on this planet. That's a lot of artificial gamma ray blasts.
>>81535800
gamma rays*, not waves(even though technically they are).
>>81535800
Personally I feel any nearby aliens would be on a very similar level technologically speaking, well government wise as well. Their gov would know about our using nukes but the citizens would only have rumours and shitty faked pics to go off of.
I wonder what alien shitposting is like
>>81534370
>yfw the ayylmaos are Christians and follow thier own version of Jesus Christ
Atheists utterly BTFO
you're late like 60 years
>>81531257
No they were always here. Contact is established but not for peasants. We peasants wont get told shit.
Most think we can hope for is some sort of fake invasion as last resort to kick off the nwo.
I live in Nova Scotia and im gunna do a day trip down the coast to Shagg Harbor soon af!!
Ill let ya know after i have tea with some ayyye
jk, part of contact is to not disclose.
>>81536165
>receive message from incoming Independence Day mothership
>ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!
We are alone in the universe.
This is the ultimate redpill.
>>81535328
More like chicken. Stuck in their automated factorys never seeing the light of day. We just think everything is fine because we never known different. Well /pol/ is awaken i mean the other chickens.
>>81531710
>>81531878
>distances
>wormholes
Notice how these obvious fucks never ever want you to consider that the ayys have always been here on Earth, before current Humans were even around.
It's always
>lol ayylmaos cant come here lol too far lol
Fuck off, retards.
>>81536610
>The Universe is ours to conquer and cultivate as we wish*
Fixed that for you.
aliens dont exist op. stop dreaming about myths and look towards improving yourselves. only then will we reach true enlightenment
besides, even if aliens did exist, they would be horrified by your species and never try to contact us
>>81531361
I got ya bro
>>81536838
>ours
With luck, AI will be feveloped to the point of it being sentient of itself and robots will be built that will replace us in that mission, we're incapable of going outside the solar system
>>81531361
>>81532519
https://youtu.be/-1inF8zkTbg?t=56
>>81531257
>WE HAVE DETECTED LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET
>it's a bunch of moss growing on a moon 1000000 light years away
>>81536873
Indeed, a creature who is the result of an entirely different evolutionary process and history will be horrified if humans aren't behaving according 50 years worth of Hollywood and Hippie narratives about what values everyone should have.
>>81536873
>never try to contact us
This is what they did to some random south american guy, decades ago.
Contact us? We're being used as fucking cattle. Organs, endorphins, who knows what they're getting from us, but we're just lab rats to them.
>>81533153
>And behold, from that time until the present day, he and all his hosts have been stripped of their apparel, and they go naked and have horrible faces.
They may be here but their physical manifestation might not be detected through our senses and instruments
>>81537451
>This is what they did to some random south american guy, decades ago.
Can confirm, this happened in my country, it was all over the news when I was a kid and it happened.
>>81537451
if they existed (they dont) they would be peaceful. any violence would be results of misunderstanding/miscommunication.
dont apply your human values to them
>>81537046
>incapable
Not at all. Project Orion would theoretically get us to Proxima Centauri within a lifetime. Not to mention we could also extend life spans in the future.
Without a Project Orion-like craft however, it's currently impossible for either humans or robots to make it to the next system. There's no computer system known to man that can survive for hundreds of years. Those circuits and disks decay as well.
Mutilations? In South America? Truly this is evidence for aliens and not the 50,000 years that humans have been doing this to each other.
>>81537591
idiotic. a being capable of building such space craft capable of that type of interstellar travel aren't stopping by to say hello to a race of animals that are constantly killing each other off and creating famines in a planet that is actually worthy of keep but we are instead killing it.
they would love to make friends with animals like us
>>81537591
>dont apply your human values to them
Not sure if being ironic
Depends on how intelligence has evolved in the universe.
>Are we the smartest?
>Is all intelligence evolving at the same pace?
>Are we the dumbest?
No matter which option you pick it shows grim chances of alien contact. Best option for them contacting us is option 2. But then it comes down to a choice: do we/us contact them/us? This can be highly dangerous and must be done anonymously. But how can one be anonymous against unknown technology? This is why aliens are either observing us or we'll eventually be observing. Sadly, contact will not happen soon unless by accident.
Plus one must also keep in mind that we're on the edge of the Milky Way separated from everything else one could call the "cosmic highways". It's like finding a small rural town with odd inhabitants.
Never forget what happened when Columbus found the gorillion Indians. (Also, disease.)
>>81537591
>peaceful
You obviously don't know shit, kiddy.
The guy in the picture I shared? He was ALIVE when they did that to him. His brain was covered by small hematoma, the result of every fucking blood vessel in his brain bursting because he was in excruciating agony, while they removed his organs.
They aren't peaceful. They don't give a shit about us beyond what they use us for.
>>81537940
i said any violence that might happen wouldnt be on purpose.
but they dont exist so the point is moot
>>81537972
you cant apply human values to an extraterrestrial. but they dont exist
>>81538165
like i said maybe miscommunication or misunderstanding. they dont exist so please stop this scare mongering
>>81537746
Techn ological multilations, according to the autopsy report, all the organs got harvested nearly instantly, all through those weird disc shapped cut that look burned >>81537451
This is not a normal south american multilation done by some drug dealers or some crazy nigger voodoo cult, this was done with unknown technology for unclear purposes.
Aliens might be boring. Like magnetic anomalies in neutron stars that are uninterested in ordinary matter and we are unable to communicate with them.
>>81534886
>the magic of progress.
Thanks. The singularity is coming brother, timewave 0 approaches!!!!
>>81538338
>the singularity
Physical. Limitations.
>>81537451
Fucking hell I knew someone was gonna post this image, to this day seeing this scares the shit out of me, I'm out dude
>>81531257
>Do you think this is going to happen within our lifetimes?
No because aliens do not exist.
>>81538338
Huh? Please to make sense.
>>81537451
totally aliens and not degenerate shitskin beaners
>>81534544
How do you know aliens don't have even screwier beliefs but lucked out on the whole FTL thing?
>>81538299
>this was done with unknown technology for unclear purposes
So you going to provide sources that determined this or keep talking out your ass?
are we even sure consciousness is a prerequisite for intelligence? we could run into a hyper intelligent unconscious species that views us as illogical and a threat that must be eliminated
>>81538482
Life forms exist on other planets. They are only "alien" to us.
>>81538231
It's not scare mongering dipshit.
These human abductions and mutilations have taken place RIGHT HERE IN THE U.S. TOO.
A fucking army grunt watched another soldier get gripped by some metal tentacle and pulled into a craft. He run the fuck off and his superiors charged HIM for murder, without even finding the body yet.
When the body did eventually return, it was not rotting, not bloated, and surgically worked on just like the South American guy.
No rigormortis, no decay. Brilliantly executed surgical removal of parts. And again, his brain was covered in hematoma, meaning HE WAS ALIVE WHILE BEING BUTCHERED.
Can you imagine having your prostate gland sucked out through your dick, while you're alive? Your jaw removed, while alive? Eyes and tongue and anus CORED OUT while ALIVE?
It's not scare mongering, it's fucking reality.
The ayys are not our space bros, they're butchering us like how we butcher up a chicken or a pig.
>>81537451
I can tell by the thumbnail that I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
>>81538753
How about you use google, stupid fuck.
Are you 12? Internet search hard, dipshit?
>>81538856
anti-alien propaganda. aliens do not exist. stop blaming them for your species attacking one another
>>81531257
Would you want to know that that cute chick you spent last saturday with eating out her pussy was some slugbeast thing from Andromeda Galaxy?
>>81539161
>anti-alien propaganda
Cryptosporidium 40201 detected.
>>81538958
0/10 bait. Try harder.
Genuinely interested.
>>81538753
>So you going to provide sources that determined this or keep talking out your ass?
Sure, but it is in portuguese, use google translator.
http://www.issoebizarro.com/blog/mundo-bizarro/mutilacoes-alienigenas/
http://www-ufologia.blogspot.com.br/2010/09/o-caso-guarapiranga.html
I will see if I can find an english dubbed news report on it.
>>81538958
Chill bro, I don't mind spoonfeeding the cetics. Only way to get unbelieavers to question their pre-programmed truth imposed on them by the government.
>>81538839
That makes no fucking sense, put down the doobie, pinko.
>>81537451
>Government decides to annex a section of jungle for corporate development
>Locals decide to resist
>Get fucking slaughtered
>Government tries to cover it up
>Fails
>"Lol it musta been aliens! Now gtfo out of this area because it's an alien warzone!"
Brazilians are so fucking stupid. It's no wonder your government is as brutal as it is.
>>81539161
The SAME mutilations that are done on COWS, HORSES, PIGS, are being done on HUMANS, all over the world.
Not just in some south american jungle hellhole, it's happening world wide.
When it happens to humans it's instantly buried. Especially in the U.S.
Propaganda? What the fuck do you think I have to gain by uncovering this shit?
>>81539363
You don't understand. The guys baiting with the skeptic attitude are shills or genuinely retarded. You underestimate how hard human mutilation is being buried, especially in the U.S. where the government will never admit to being in cahoots with these ayy fuckers.
>>81539471
>shit i just made up to try and discredit the event
Terrible. You didn't even try, faggot.
>>81539549
>You underestimate how hard human mutilation is being buried, especially in the U.S. where the government will never admit to being in cahoots with these ayy fuckers.
I don't underestimate it at all, it happens quite often and gets covered up.
>>81539471
This would not explain the bizzarre way this guy died, nor the fact his corpse did not putrefy at all, despite the tropical heat and abundance of insects who lay eggs in carcasses.
>>81538730
>How do you know aliens don't have even screwier beliefs
because if they did, they'd be more retarded as a species than we are now (...if they weren't already extinct) -- are we anywhere near interstellar travel?
>>81539549
>>81539363
>>81538753
https://youtu.be/LbSraCLQ7ag
This is the only english subtittled video I could find, not an actual news article, it is a guy explaining what happened.
>>81539437
how doesn't it make sense? there's no evidence that intelligence is exclusively tied to consciousness
>>81539471
>>81539991
http://whale.to/b/lear.html
>Since 1938 we´ve lost over 200 aircraft due to UFO hostilities and thousands of soldiers in all kinds of different actions with aliens. Since that time several hundred thousand civilians have disappeared with no trace. Several thousand of those were eliminated by us because of their chance encounters with the aliens which we could ill afford to have publicized.
>>81539363
Any sources outside of blogs? .net, .org, etc?
Reading those now though. Those surgical removals look a little too precise for beaners but I'm still skeptical.
>>81539935
Being incredibly technologically advanced doesn't preclude them having other screwy beliefs.
>>81539837
Motherfucker, have you never heard of Occam's razor? Which is a simpler explanation? Government expansion for the sake of private profit? Or fucking aliens coming from god know's where, just to terrorize some fucking jungle dwellers?
>>81539847
That or the pic was taken immediately after some thugs tortured and killed his ass. Your silly little picture is nowhere near proof of alien contact.
>>81540155
Read the whole post here, shillfag. I don't believe you're a critic at all, btw, and this info is for anyone genuinely interested.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread629721/pg4
To anyone reading this, youtube Butch Witkowski and find his 30 min MUFON video, he sums it all up very well.
>>81539935
Have you ever read enders game series? Its good at contemplating the fact that we could meet an advanced species that simply couldn't understand why we'd be mad if they killed a few million of us just to say hi.
>>81531257
Holy shit save me op
>>81540105
you realize this is scientology bullshit, right?
>>81540105
A broken link!
It's conclusive proof of your insane claims!
>>81537451
What's the story here
>>81540155
>http://whale.to/b/lear.html
http://www.sobrenatural.org/materia/detalhar/4302/caso_guarapiranga/
I could try to search for the official report on the case, but it is burried under thousands of blogs talking about it, this one is from a .org site though.
Gonna search for the original report.
>>81540362
>That or the pic was taken immediately after some thugs tortured and killed his ass.
That picture was taken by the police when they first got to the scene after a local resident stumbled upon the corpse.
>>81540362
>hurr i'm a simple minded faggot so everything else has to be the most simple explanation
You're out of your depth, faggot. Extractions were done on Humans that ARE NOT POSSIBLE even with current tech. Bodies were left in pristine condition, without blood, minus organs and other tissue, exactly as cattle mutilations were done.
There are eye witnesses that back up these events, of people getting pulled into craft.
Stick your head in the sand all you want bitch boy, it's not going to save you from getting your asshole cored out the next time you go for a jog.
>>81531257
>first contact with the xenos scum
>>81540224
>"advanced" is a relative term and should not be viewed through and anthropoidal prism
>any retardation of the mind leading to delusion, inherently hamstrings development
by its very nature, delusion (e.g., religion) cannot commune with reality (e.g., logic)
>>81540769
>it's not going to save you from getting your asshole cored out the next time you go for a jog.
Fucking classic. I say "cored out" all of the time. I think in a different place, in a different time, we could be great friends.
>>81540436
Lol, that guy was exposed as a fraud fucking years ago.
Also ATS.com is another larpers pet project just like the DEFCONWARNING pukes.
You guys are fucking stupid.
>>81540606
>broken link
Right here, conclusive evidence we have shills trying to hide this shit from the public.
Nice try faggot.
>>81538165
>>81537451
Heres more if anybody wants to read
http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php
Aliens do not exist. See pic related.
>>81540521
sure. the Protagoras's bias we impose on the notion of beings "alien" to this planet - who's to say they Lord Xenu and co. haven't already visited, were here before us or aren't here now? - taints our view of what and alien could be.
everything is bipedal, viewed through a human eye because anything but is incomprehensible
>>81540748
Because Brazilian police are world renowned for their strict honesty and incorruptibility...
>>81540827
>Unironically promoting islam and communism as "advanced"
Literally Obama.
>>81540769
>it's not going to save you from getting your asshole cored out the next time you go for a jog.
many people pay for that fetish (search any given porn website for evidence of this fact)... so, I doubt that's much of a deterrent
>>81540105
Hope NONE of that shit is true senpai
>>81540827
How does this chart even work? What's the metric for scientific advancement?
>>81540769
You know extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof right?
A bunch of fucking uncorroborated stories, hoaxes, and fraudsters saying one thing, but providing no evidence therein is not fucking proof of aliens.
You can say that these extractions are real all you want, but your fucking butt buddy Witkowski was exposed as the fraud he is fucking years ago.
>>81541179
Mate, it was not the police who examined the body, it got examined by a doctor in the morgue, he is the one who provided the report on it, not the police.
>>81541092
>John Lear
Lol, you don't have a fucking clue, retard.
Keep enjoying that hoaxster cock being shoved up your butt though.
>>81533438
Thanks. I recall seeing a long time ago, a picture purporting to be from rural Brazil with a dead man with a strange, disc-shaped injury. He had been drained of all blood according to the caption.
If aliens were doing experiments on people, I think that the location here would be a pretty good choice.
>>81541511
>extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
Keep repeating that to yourself Sagan faggot.
It doesn't mean anything when a sizable portion of the population ends up butchered and your stupid ass can't explain it except to memepost retarded shit like
>extraordinary claims require extraordinary proo
>occams razor
>hurr wheres da proofs
The fucking dead bodies are the proof. The surgical precision beyond our capability is the proof.
The eyewitness testimony is the proof.
No one gives a SHIT about your extraordinary evidence faggot request, because this is happening everywhere while you sit in your chair being payed to defend these horrors being visited on your fellow Americans.
Kill yourself you fucking traitor.
>>81534370
i think muslims would issue a fatwa on ayys and say theyre really demons or something
i think niggers would think the same thing. i dont even think that life existing in another part of the galaxy is even fathomable to them, or that they even grasp the concept of our galaxy, solar system etc.
>>81541334
>Un-ironically ignoring historical fact and that 2/3s of the stars in the sky have Arabic name, algebra and the base-10 counting system that your anon user designation is displayed in
good one, شاذ جنسيا
>>81531257
>tfw First Contact wont be with peaceful yet emotionless Space elves who say "Live long and Prosper"
>>81541672
>can't argue the claims
>let's attack the individual instead!
Nice bait switch faggot. Are you new at this?
>>81541537
>Body examined in a morgue
>Pic clearly taken from the bush
You can't even keep your story straight now. That pic is nothing that regular old humans couldn't do. If the aliens are so methodical in their extractions, then why did they have to burn up and bruise half the fucking body?
It's a hoax you fucking idiots, and one not even well crafted.
>>81541474
I didn't make it so I'm unsure. But, even a cursory glance at scientific innovation throughout the Ages, clearly bears out at least the correlation of what the info-graphic implies.
>religion = retardation
period.
>>81541772
This is true, the people from that area have the habit of sleeping outside in hammocks during the hot tropical summer nights, and these villages are really isolated by kilometers of jungle. Would be pretty easy for an UFO to move around withount being detected by most people.
>>81538856
source?
>>81531257
We'll be waiting for them...
>>81532922
>>81533090
>>81532423
Ausbro fucking butthurt he hasn't seen the light yet.
>>81542177
Watch this. It's just the tip of the iceberg.
This can happen to any one of you, at any time, anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iha9cPcer0
>>81542074
You are acting retarded, the picture was taken by the police before moving the body to the morgue for the autopsy, which is the normal procedure.
>>81542074
>If the aliens are so methodical in their extractions, then why did they have to burn up and bruise half the fucking body?
I don't know how their extraction process is done, would not be able to answer that.
>>81542074
>It's a hoax you fucking idiots, and one not even well crafted.
You seem awfully concerned with getting people to believe this is a hoax, are you a paid shill or just so highly autistic you cannot accept that others have different opinions and beliefs than you?
>>81540105
The article sounds like something came out of Conspiracy X's corebook.
>>81541909
Or maybe I've been involved in the UFO claims shit for long enough that anytime the name John Lear appears on something, it's instantly enough to tell that it's %100 fucking bullshit.
I bet your stupid ass doesn't even know who John Lear is.
When wiki pulls an article because they're tired of the guy it's about filling it with completely unsubstantiated bullshit, that should be more than enough proof for you to tell he's a fraud.
>>81541137
Angels and Demons are aliens by other names. Probably ones that live close by and fight over control of this earth.
>>81541474
How many 4th graders learn about anal sex, polyamory and being a cuck
>>81542772
>i've been a paid shill debunker for long enough
That's all you had to say nigger.
>>81531257
Well obama did say he would reveal the "truth" at the end of his presidency
Tho it might just be "hurr durr look at those idiots beliving in ayylmaos" im kinda curious what it will be
>>81542569
I was interested in UFO shit before you were even born Brazilkid.
South America and Mexico are the biggest hotbeds in the world for UFO and other supernatural hoaxes.
You people are fraudsters, and deserve to be exposed as such.
>>81531257
> tfw /pol/ is a better place to discuss aliens than /x/, which considers someone pulling out in front of them in the parking lot "paranormal"
>>81536004
There's no reason to believe nearby aliens would have a similar level of technology, even if their star and planet is of similar age.
The Earth has had life on it for billions of years. Modern humans have been around for at least tens of thousands of years, and we didn't show up until after several mass extinction events.
All those people thousands of years ago were just as clever as you and I, but it took thousands of years to acquire the knowledge we have now.
Someone could have discovered electricity ten thousand years ago and we'd all be shitposting from Andromeda right now, but a butterfly flapped it's wings and the particular series of events that would have led to the discovery didn't happen.
>>81542967
The 'truth' he's going to reveal is that he's been a Muslim this entire time and he's cucking Bill Clinton with Hillary.
>>81542935
>Get told the burden of proof is in yourself
>Try to use a fucking John "I've been lying about aliens for decades" Lear article as evidence
>Opposition MUST be a paid shill
Yeah, sorry man, you've lost this argument, and lost it hard.
>>81543246
>>81543049
>babby's first attempt to debunk
You guys need real jobs, because you're shit at this.
>>81541137
>that pic
Fuck m8. How am I supposed to sleep now?
>>81543049
>You people are fraudsters, and deserve to be exposed as such.
Says the country that makes crop circles on a regular basis...
If you don't want to believe me that is fine, I can't prove what im about to tell you, but I have personally seen an ufo doing impossible maneuvers at lighting fast speeds. You simply cannot see such a thing and continue to be skeptical about this sort of thing.
So yeah, there are most likely many hoaxes, but it is also very likely that many of these cases are not hoaxes at all.
Go ahead and shill, it won't shake my belief, for I have witnessed it with my own eyes. What has been seen can never be unseen.
Out and about on my mobile. I've seen the Grey's all my life. I'm also a war veteran.
The Grey's have taken me and my father and.grandfather and his father. You non believers need to.keep not.believing. If you were to ever encounter them you are charged forever.
I've seen men split in half from .50 calls and dead.kids and other horrible things. I would rather experience those memories 24/7 then ever have to look into.those soulless big black eyes. The unidentifiable horror they invoke in the human psyche is not normal. The horror.they give you is instinctual. It's like all your primitive ancestors are screaming at you.to run away just like.they wanted to. You can't scream or.move.they paralyze your body.
Sorry I'm on mobile.
Some things are better not knowing. You don't want.this to be.true
>>81531257
I hope aliens reveal themselves and demand the extermination of islam, negroes and majority of arab population.
>>81539549
I stumbled across a half-cat about 15 years ago. Been a believer ever since.
>>81543615
They want workers a slave race. Whites will.die.
The Jews are protected because they are mixing all the races for them to have a mixed race slave race
Wait, there is people that actually believe we are the only "intelligent" species in the fucking universe?
Thats more crazy than any alien conspiracy.
What are th statistical chances of that?
Let me guess, religion leads them to believe that.
>>81531257
Don't know if it is still on Netflix, but there was a great movie called The Mirage Men. It was mostly about a guy who claimed the government hired him to make people think there were aliens. They reference one of his victims by name who went very insane.
The only credible stories of aliens come from ancient cultures. I have seen mayans stuffed into capsules with levers and dotheaded Indians speaking at length about the flying discs god/warriors in myths used to slaughter armies... the most interesting alien myth, that I have heard, comes from the Dogon tribe (who claim distant relation to Egypt, but not as rulers) and their "fishmen" nommo aliens. The nommo legend even includes an accurate star chart.
>>81543558
>The unidentifiable horror they invoke in the human psyche is not normal. The horror.they give you is instinctual.
i know what you mean, the fear is drawn out of you totally outside of your control. its supernatural
>>81531257
If Hillary is prez, then yes. She is gonna blow the fucking lid off Area 51.
>yfw ayys are monitoring this thread to see who they should visit tonight after they fall asleep.
>>81544224
>>81543558
Well, in my opinion they're demons, so that makes sense. Tell me more about the abduction experiences you've had. The UFO/abduction phenomenon intrigues me. Do either of you consider yourselves Christian? Under what circumstances have the abductions taken place? Have you ever been interested in the occult?
>>81543329
Just go take the 15 minutes required to learn why John Lear is completely full of shit.
>>81543553
>"I saw a firefly once! Aliens are REAL you guys, and they're harvesting our organs!"
>>81543558
>>81543824
Go back to your roleplaying board, /x/.
>>81531257
ayy lmao
4chan surely has de-evolved.
I'll break it down to you uneducated trash like this.
The UNIVERSE is REALLy ReaLlY BIIIG
WAY Bigger then a BIG GUY 4u
It's so BIG and so OLD that it's at least 10 BILLION, or 10000 MILLION YEARS OLD compared to our planet ERF
SINCE the universe is spread out and SO big and OLD, the chances of sentinient e.t. life exsisting are 1000000000000000000000000000%
Fuck this gay ass site
>>81544359
>insomniac
>can't sleep
>ayys can't lmao me
ayy lmao
>>81544390
>I saw a firefly once! Aliens are REAL you guys, and they're harvesting our organs!
Now I know for sure you are a shill.
Im from Brazil mate, there are fireflies everywhere, what I saw was NOT a firefly.
Just fuck off and leave the thread if you are so sure that aliens are not real, you are not really contributing to the discussion by acting like a turd.
>>81531257
Ayy Lmaos wouldn't come to visit a planet of that apes in a perpetual state of chimpout
>>81543413
You and me both
>>81539549
I'm a high level insider. AKA a retard. Take what I have to say as a grain of salt.
There are several races of aliens, but like the assholes we tend to be, we're dealing with the asshole aliens.
Imagine for a moment that we got off the fucking planet and started exploring space. What would we do when we found an alien? We'd cut it up. We'd cook it to see how it tastes, we'd grind it up and smoke it to see if we can get high. We'd basically treat aliens like we did any new races when civilization was expanded.
So most ayy's are staying the fuck away from us. Because we kind of are terrifying. The ayy's the we deal with are the assholes but the thing is, we're still able to kill things - because they have form.
The biggest conspiracy is world governments are allowing it to happen in exchange for "peace". Instead of going to war with the bad dude ayys, we just let them do whatever they want - because they're exchanging information with our world leaders in exchange for free reign and peace.
There's a lot more to this - but this is the 4chan level explanation
The problem with alien life, especially in fiction, is the paradox of life in the universe being extremely probably but not being any signs.
The Drake Equation mixed with the Fermi Paradox.
No one can properly give an explanation.
>>81544655
I've never once stated that they're real or not real you fucking moron.
I've only said that you idiots need to present better proof if you want anyone to believe your EXTRAORDINARY claims.
I was researching Phil Schneider and his claims about the Dulce incident most likely before you were even born.
The UFO debate is about %5 genuinely interesting stuff, while the other %95 is nothing but guys trying to force a book deal or TV interview through various hoaxes.
And yes, what you saw was almost certainly a firefly and you were either too intoxicated, or far away to properly tell.
>>81545151
Hey you sound like a real nonbullshitting human, have you see "The Mirage Men" movie or heard of the Dogon tribes Nommo fishmen star charts?
>>81544889
As long as they arent insect like.
Fuck my life i hate insect like aliens.
>>81544390
>implying /x/ became bad because of roleplayers
You skeptard shitposters are just as responsible for ruining the board
>>81545151
>And yes, what you saw was almost certainly a firefly and you were either too intoxicated, or far away to properly tell.
What part of there are fireflies everywhere and im used to them do you not understand? That thing was not a firefly, and no I was not intoxicated.
And honestly, you are being quite rude, I would love providing you with conclusive evidence, but that is just not available, I can't obtain evidence from a case that has happened in 1993, if any evidence of said case exists it is in the hands of our government.
>>81545673
No, they aren't. Though i think the dankest weed aliens to smoke would probably be insectoid. I mean discounting WE WUZ ALIEN KANGZ aliens and potentially Ashtar Command, the rest of the aliens we see in media are pretty par for the course for this shit.
Just fyi, there's absolutely no reason to harvest us - we don't provide anything. Maybe eating our organs.
Tell me alien stories
>>81546011
Ever get weird chills and maybe a watery eye when you think about aliens? Like I mean seriously contemplate them or see an image that makes you question the potential fiction may be false?
>>81546218
No not really, bc I don't really think about them because they're scary kinda
How far off from the truth was the original 90's X-Files? I just re-watched them all and there are precursors that are what plagues this world now. In terms of secret societies and microchipping.
What are everybody's thoughts on this?
Also, can't seem to find any info about UFO incidents in Costa Rica - can anyone Google better than I can?
>>81545673
Did you ever see the quad amputee "bug lady" moan while she has crickets stuffed up her cunt? I only heard about that flick, never saw it myself.
Even though I only have my fantasies of what it might have been like, I am probably lucky, the original video might be a letdown after all these years of just visualizing...
>>81545990
Can you imagine smoking weed with a being from another planet
Fuggg
That would be ridiculous, although it probably wouldnt do anything to them
>>81545840
I'm rude because your subhuman shithole of a country is one of the worst for muddying the waters of this debate.
You fuckers routinely see Venus, and then flood MUFON with a thousand reports of "The strange UFO hovering next to the moon!"
You may have seen something legit, but your stupid fucking pic, and the case it's from don't do a thing to prove that aliens are harvesting organs like Dick Cheney.
>>81546393
No clue what you are talking about.
Sounds spoopy
>>81546218
I dont think of them as aliens, but I definitely get that way when I think or talk about the shadow people I see during sleep paralysis, during which many other people report visions of aliens or alien abductions. So it could be related.
>>81534544
REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN WITH FOREGEN.
>>81546435
No, I'm suggesting there's a planet of weed people that are probably insectoid and ready for smoking.
>>81546347
I want you to spend 15 minutes googling aliens exist. Let me know if you experience it. It could be psychosomatic / fear based response
>>81546672
but here's the thing - you're not the only one. It happens specifically related to the paranormal.
Part of my job is compiling this sort of phenomena. It's bizarre and really insane the consistency of the data.
It doesn't really prove anything.
>>81546011
This is the one that got me into the UFO debate, years and years and years ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base
http://www.ufodigest.com/mystery.html
>>81546538
>I'm rude because your subhuman shithole of a country is one of the worst for muddying the waters of this debate.
Fuck you fatfuck, go have a heart attack.
>>81546538
>but your stupid fucking pic, and the case it's from don't do a thing to prove that aliens are harvesting organs like Dick Cheney.
Of course it is not conclusive evidence, otherwise we wouldn't be having this discussion to this day, this happened in 1993 ffs!
>>81546538
>You may have seen something legit
Thanks, at least you are not trying to dismiss it as a fucking firefly anymore.
>>81546218
I have a subconscious fear of aliens ever since I watched Dark Skies while tripping balls on LSD. Not a wise thing to do on a psychedelic, not wise at all, lol.
>>81546955
I got the eye water, and I keep thing I see things in the corner of my eye, but I'm guessing those are fear based responses, my body anticipating something.
>>81546955
i wish i believed the whole "im an insider meme"
Unfortunately there are so many trolls and shills, its imposible to.
My favorite alien race depicted by pop culture are the protoss from starcraft.
Somehow, i believe their dimension shifting ability is accurate.
>>81546913
REGENERATE FORESKINS
Anyone else fascinated with the whole Kyle Odom/martian thing? Just seems like such a beautifully textbook case of schizo.
>>81538856
aliens were preparing a dish from the Book"To Serve Man". It is a Cookbook !!!
"aliens"
are the fallen angels
>>81548017
>http://www53.zippyshare.com/v/R2oG8bQc/file.html
url not found.
>>81548044
Its the other way around m80
>>81538137
It is statistically extremely unlikely that there is intelligent alien life anywhere near us. Any civilization more than a few hundred years ahead of us would have changed their surroundings/local energy patterns in a way that would be detectable by telescope. That leaves a very small tech window of potential undiscovered civilizations. It's very likely that we may be alone in the observable universe.
>>81548125
Remove the 53 you dumbass.
But I wouldn't d/l that, zippyfile is blacklisted here for a reason.
>>81537591
>it's their culture, bigot!
*adjusts problem glasses
>#notallayys #spacepeace
>>81548632
>But I wouldn't d/l that, zippyfile is blacklisted here for a reason.
K, I won't.
>>81533438
So you have some sauce on this air force guy?
>>81548017
I certainly hope someone permabans your ass.
>>81548832
The interview with him was already posted here>>81533116
>>81548832
I could provide with more videos and articles about it, but they are in portuguese.
pretty sure we're about to be fucked in the ass
I'm sure the so advanced super-intelligent secret aliens who do not want to be discovered, after cutting out someone's organs, would dump him back on Earth instead of fucking into space where he has literally 0% of being identified as a corpse and not space trash.
I guess discovering FTL requires you to be nigger tier braindead stupid.
>>81548833
>I certainly hope someone permabans your ass.
Do you know cwhat is in the link?
I bet it is either a virus or cp, either way that guy deserves a permaban.
>>81549647
>I'm sure the so advanced super-intelligent secret aliens who do not want to be discovered, after cutting out someone's organs, would dump him back on Earth instead of fucking into space where he has literally 0% of being identified as a corpse and not space trash.
Im not sure the aliens care about being discovered, it is our governments that care about our population knowinng about their existance.
>>81540819
>xenos scum
>posts heretic
Get tha fuck outta here
>>81549873
its the middle of the night for america
>>81537591
If your so advanced your capable of traveling several light years like you were driving to another city. Then your not going to stop and say hello to the ants.
>>81549673
No idea, but I aint finding out either.
He's using zippyshare though, so I'm %99 certain it's some faggot from /b/ trying to spread a keylogger or some other nasty kinda shit.
>>81550398
Worst kind of faggot there is, too bad mods are asleep right now.
>>81543974
This. The Dogon tribe are amazing. They had knowledge of Sirius B thousands of years before telescopes, among other things
>>81546393
... link?
>>81548280
I bet you believe we live on a globe too, eh?
In the last 40 years Humanity went from punchcard data blocks to Petabytes upon Petabytes on data in a single disc. We have been able to accomplish in 40 years things that even 50 years ago would've been seen as impossible. Sure we are a curious and innovative species, but there is no fucking way we could've achieved that level of fineness and accuracy with technology, like even 14nm processors or cameras that can see the depths of the void, without any help from other worldly beings. Be it you believe Something was found in 1947, or you believe that They have indeed arrived here, or even the fallen angels and satan himself teaching us of heaven's technology. Believe in what you will, but there is no way our species, with such a self destructive tendency have survived this long and advanced this much. There was a time when one hemisphere had made the most glorious Cathedrals and beautiful sculptures, and the other had just made the first home on the side of a canyon wall. Humanity, as resilient and powerful as we are, needed an outside source of inspiration. Who knows, maybe the Earth is just one of our specie's stops in the stars., we just haven't found our old vessels yet.
>>81534886
Did you hear about the RF Resonant Cavity Thruster generating a mini warp bubble? Eagleworks determined this by measuring path length difference of laser light passing through the device. A small instance of warp was detected, as the difference was too large to be temperature or pressure related.
>>81537451
>technology so advanced that they are able to freely traverse through the galaxy
>can't synthesize hormones or grow organs in vats
Aliens aka "gods" give orders to the elites of the world to do their bidding. Aliens desire our food and minerals as well as other things, which are mainly stored up for when they decide to take it. Some gods need the flesh and blood of humans.
Thank God that Yahweh does not require the blood of humans or the food that we create, rather Yahweh commanded his followers to burn food as an offering, destroying it in the process
>>81551201
Didn't they prove that EM propulsion is actually a legit thing and %100 workable?
I remember watching a thing where they were planning to test what was essentially a plasma thruster too.
tcw new proof keeps coming in hot this year about ayys
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/690284/GOVERNMENT-CHIEF-S-DEATH-BED-CONFESSION-I-was-shown-inside-alien-UFO-at-Area-51
>>81551201
Eagleworks is basically bullshit inc. It was nothing.
