#BREAKING Gulenist pro-coup troops reportedly driving tanks out of a barrack in Kartal, Istanbul. Civilians in area trying to block the road
URKISH MEDIA REPORTING 5 HELICOPTERS FLYING AT EUROPEAN SIDE OF ISTANBUL WILL BE DOWNED SOON
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754786777748176896
>>81496208
first for nothing
>>81496280
2nd for nothing
>>81496208
second for nothing
third for WW3
4th for something
5th for OP is a faggot
>>81496208
Hans, I swear to god if this is a ruse, I'll fuck your mum and daughters long dick style.
>>81496208
It's over.
Go to sleep, angela!
>>81496208
5th for vodka
>>81496520
A turk also made a thread saying he heard helicopters in Ankara
Might be legit
>yfw iPhone Erdogan strikes it down again
>>81496208
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
>>81496606
I love the little roach sized microphone.
>>81496604
maybe they just want to flee to greece.
Dont know.
Every military man would be smart to get rid of erdogan before he gets purged.
Erdogan went full-Stalin proving the putschists to be right all along.
Nothing will happen.
>>81496208
Your a fucking Turkroach
>>81496208
Life is ridiculous.
Good luck, roaches
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81496208
Its the End of Days, lads.
>>81496554
Comfy as fuck.
op is a fag
>>81496208
Now ti begins, Kek will it, it must be done!
Erdogan is fucked if he has people constantly trying to kill him with Helicopters. If people want him dead that badly, then they're gonna win.
WWIII roll
This is only going to strengthen Erdogan.
>2nd coup fails
>Purges army and government even harder
>reintroduces hanging
>Hangs literally EVERYONE he thinks is against him
>Looks like a hero
>"Allahu Akbars" heard in streets for weeks to come
>national holiday created
>"The Day the people united against the anti-democratic military"
>>81496208
long live urkish media
>>81496606
>that fucking roach size mic
Everytime
If these tank operaters are smart they will remember what happened to the ones who surrendered yesterday.
No one is reporting on this.
It's nothing.
Nice Parlor Trick by Erdogan. First Show was not enough it seems?
Nice coup Ahmed, why don't you bring it to the white house?
BREAKING: Turkish media @Haberturk report unidentified helicopters flying over #Istanbul in Turkey.
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754792320923557889
>>81497392
These rogue assassins probably give way less of a shit about the populace. The soldiers from the first coup didn't even know it was coup until later
![JGb0a7f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rf9YYuJ.jpg "JGb0a7f[1].jpg")
guess murica don give up so easy, no?
we fkd. All of us.
>>81497401
It's only just starting - give it 10 mins.
>US stages first coup
>fails
>US stages second coup
>fail again
>US finally just invades themselves and stops caring whether it's a secret or not
>>81496333
wasted trips :(
>>81496208
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
Fucking mudslimes they don't deserve to be helped. They clearly like that cuck called erdogan
>>81496208
wow it's nothing
>>81497401
sweden is nothing
>>81497645
>US stages coup
But Obama is heavily pro-Erdogan.
PLS JUST KILL ERDOGAN
>>81497481
Could be back-pedalling to avoid the rope.
oh wow it's fucking...
HAPPENING
>>81496913
Legitimately starting to believe this.
>>81496409
This is bullshit. The only real coup failed yesterday guys. Get over it
>>81496208
Coup number two, electric boogaloo
Turkish Coup 2: Electric Boogallahu
>>81497879
Why can't we have 2 coups?
>>81497966
>>81497976
Mememind
>>81497753
Obama also says he's fighting ISIS, so...
Oh more? I am still full from the last sacrifice.
>>81497976
Lmao
>>81497979
I don't think this is legit. No one is reporting this, just some twitter guys
Turkish Airlines says all flights to and from US, July 17-18, canceled
>>81497123
>>81498276
>son dakika
>read this SOON DAKKA
A GIANT LIZARD IS ATTACKING ISTANBUL
>>81498585
GODJIRA ?
>>81497879
>>81497979
Both COUPs are fakes. Nothing more than a parlor trick.
See: >>81497409
>>81498585
Source?
>>81498469
For fuck sake Japan!! Stop eating whales.
> if this is a second coup, can I get a free set of steak knives.
>>81498469
>Will be downed soon
Why does the civilian population try so hard to defend Erdogan? Everybody though he sucked until tanks started rolling around.
>>81498663
if i'd post it on Twitter it would be totally believable
>>81498585
mothrainfrontofrussianflagaskingforproofs.jpg
>>81496604
>heard helicopters in a major metropolitan city
I know they don't have helicopters in Gypsyland but please, have some common sense
I'm not really seeing anything on Twitter aside from this Mehmet guy and Conflict News talking about helicopters.
Mehmet just posted that there is a helicopter outside of his house.
>>81496554
wish i could find a woman like that to marry
>>81496913
>Stop the boat!
>>81498370
It's so infuriating when people use the stupid dog face..... I don't know why, it just is.
as if erdogan won't retreat into his fortified hidden bunker at the first hint of a new coup. coup will only succeed if he gets domed by a aide
>>81498491
WAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH
>>81496554
Shlomo, cool angle, you could do with more facetime of the dude.
Is it pro coup stealing some helicopters or is it pro-EddyG using helicopters to kill some resistance?
Step 1: arrest (or kill) the leader
Step 2: take control of the media
Step 3: turn off the internet
Until these things are happening there is no legitimate possibility of a successful coup.
>>81498687
>>81499316
supposedly pro coup, but too early to tell
Hopefully the next wave of coup soldiers isn't dumb enough to try and spare civilian lives. Kill anybody who violates curfew or rushes your lines
There will not be a second coup. It's literally just left-over coup plotters trying to escape Turkey, they will get shot down once they are out of a civilian area.
>>81498585
>>81498663
It's just a normal-size lizard, anon.
Comon baby I always bet on the gud guyz.
THERE WAS A POST EARLIER TODAY THAT GOT SAYING THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER COUP ATTEMPT TODAY AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING.
ANYONE GOT THE SCREENCAP?
>>81499434
Kek
>>81496280
>>81496333
Thank you both, hope Turkey heeds your prediction and advice and waits at least one day before they kick it up an notch again. Would be nice with one whole night with good sleep.
Fucking Turks, I need more happenings
Come on kek make something happen, i'm bored.
No happening.
how legit is this?
>>81497753
No one is pro anything expect for themselves
>>81500033
It shall be so
PRAISE KEK
SKYKING ON WEBSDR
IT'S HAPPENING
Hell yeah, hope Erdogan gets fucked.
>be turkish president
>order a military excercise to block a few roads
>wait until some poor new recruits have been whipped out of bed and brought in position
>have the fake news of a coup spread
>enjoy the mob killing for the sultan
>blame military
>military gets mad
>starts real coup
well i can dream, can't i?
>>81500064
Not at all. Why would they start a coup at night?
>>81500059
It isn't like they are going to confirm this info, use your brain fucking nigger.
>>81496208
Fuck off you disgusting roach.
>>81499963
ALSO THAT POST GOT TRIPS
PRAISE KEK
>>81500059
I told you.
>>81496208
KEK PREDICTED THIS. PRAISE KEK.
>>81500281
The 60 and 81 coups were all done past midnight, unlike this which was at 2100.
They do it when everyone is asleep, arrest leaders, shutdown comms. Then make statement and parade military.
erdogay dies tonight
>>81500629
Böhmermann please
FFS, THERES 14 MILLION ROACHES in ISTANBUL.
can one put their head out of the fucking window, and confirm:-
>(a) YES, I see/hear Helicopters
>(b) THE FUCKERS ARE SHOOTING AT ME, OH S..
>(c) NO, its all BS.
thank you in advance for your co-operation.
>>81500629
Yes, he will
>>81500750
Merkel please
>>81500629
Praise kek
>>81500629
rol for kek
>>81500059
>14:52 pm
K..
>>81500860
no
WW3 now. Kek wills it.
>>81500033
Not sure if your trip-dub beats trip (2nd) but if happening occurs please make a nice audio visual summary so I quickly can get up to speed and observe the end game tomorrow with full knowledge of what is going on.
>>81500821
Yes I hear thems.
>>81500821
>>(b) THE FUCKERS ARE SHOOTING AT ME, OH S..
>yfw this happened so many times there is no one to confirm anything.
>>81500821
I agree. Throw us a bone, Turks.
>>81501088
Praise KeK (dbuh)
>>81501139
we all do
>driving tanks out of a barrack in Kartal, Istanbul
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
oh boy here we go again
PRAISE KEK!
>>81500821
Nothing is happening other than pro-erdogan mudslimes celebrating in the streets.
no helicopters or anything, no gunfire.
go on facebook slash livemap if you dont believe me
>>81501267
Source
ALL STATIONS ALL STATIONS
THIS IS MENTHOL
WEBSDR IS TALKING
8992
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
>>81500629
edrogan dies and milions of turk "refugees" invade germany
Really starting to look like nothing here.
>>81501139
>39
Looks like kek aint real
>>81500821
Somebody turned the kitchen light on. They're all hiding under the fridge.
>>81501225
fuck I better report my dubs to the police for being antisemitic
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
>>81501267
PLOW THROUGH THE CROWD!!!!
>>81501324
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754639768848334848
in name of kek and dubles, edrogan make alliance with ISIS
LET THE AIRSTRIKE BEGIN!
this coup means nothing without live video
we need a brave based secular turkroach to ride with the military and document it live
>>81500629
I'm going to sleep. The first thing i want to see tomorrow is his fucking head on a stick. Praise kek
All the turks are blaming kerry
I'm not hearing anything other than pro-Erdoğan protestors. Heard some gunfire about half an hour ago. Avcılar here.
138th for willybums
>>81496333
Kek confirms, nothing's happening
NOTHING HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/MhmtSlmz/status/754798750976049152
THIS IS MENTHOL OUT
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
One last try
Dubs says that Turkey is secular by the end of the year
Shit really, I was joking with my wife it would be funny if there was another coup tonight.
>>81501404
Just means Kek doesn't want WW3 right now... yet
>>81501706
encrypted messages, so no one fucking knows
>>81501706
Needs more ciggies
nothing is happening bellends, that journalist a spastic. look at hit past tweets. look at all the livestreams, nothing in sight.
>>81501404
Kek speeks of 1939. We are on the eve of war.
Kill erdogan, go go go copters of justice!
>>81501801
oh you
>>81501605
wish granted
>>81501416
It's already to late Jürgen, way too late.
Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
>>81501888
HOLY SHIT
>>81501888
KEK
>>81501888
Praise kek
>>81496208
Will they kill people or surrender again while doing nothing?
>>81501888
I guess it's time to turn on CNN.
>>81501888
>>81498276
Like 30 helicopters are missing over there from the first coup
>>81500821
>FFS, THERES 14 MILLION ROACHES in ISTANBUL.
More like 4 million Muslim Greeks
+ 10 million religious retards from the East & Kurds
>>81501888
WITNESS HIS GREATNESS
>>81501320
This. There is periscope feed in kartal. Didn't sound like a coup.
>>81501888
>>81501888
Nice git
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>TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
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>TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE
>>81501888
Praise the Lord of Chaos! All hail the Lord of Change!
Is Turk newsfu okay?
>>81501995
VAI A LETTO! ORA! Altrimenti, se rimani sveglio tutta la notte, il desiderio non si avvera.
Sleep tight, prophet of Lord Kek
>>81502092
40+ coup helicopters and 6+ F-16 fighters, and an untold number of additional forces possibly including an aerial refueling tanker, are still missing. In the last hours, the government controlled military bases prepared extensive defenses and fortifications against a ground attack.
Questions: Why the defenses built today if the coup was over yesterday? Where are the helos and planes and missing personnel?
>>81496208
Shit will get real tonight
>>81502158
Regardless, the reports of unknown helicopters flying over Istanbul or to erdogans residence may have credence
>>81496208
169th for nothing
>>81501888
If we meme hard enough it might really happen.
>>81502306
Going to need a source for everything you said
THE HELICOPTERS WERE SEEN 2 HOURS AGO.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING FAGS
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
>>81501888
Kek god wills it.
>>81501888
>>81501942
Might as well go rebuild the KZs tomorrow. Don't try to stop me. I am already beyond saving
Heil Högge im Siegerkranz !
We already had our now daily happening, after all.
GUNFIRES
GUNFIRES from Ankara
Trying to confirm
>>81501888
WITNESSED
>>81502598
Prove it.
>>81502598
Shut the fuck up nigger
>>81501888
>>81502254
who gives a fuck about this bleached shitskin? Purge the motherfuckers.
>>81502598
TAKE VIDEO YOU LAZY BASTARD
>>81502598
Have you heard any nukes reloading?
>>81498585
reroll for the giant lizard. kek be praised
>>81502598
My digits make this statement correct
>>81502092
>>81502306
"Missing"
>No IFF
>No radar
>Can park it behind someone's shed
How the fuck can an F-16 be fucking "missing"?
>>81496208
Not confirmed to be an actual attempt unless Turkish internet and media goes dark.
There's no way a serious coup attempt would be stupid enough to allow Papa Roach to make a second Facetime address.
>>81502779
No natos anti nuke devices shut down the atoms
>>81502598
With utmost speed!
>>81501888
8 is the most powerful number, remember kids.
>>81498585
KURDZILLA ATTACKING ISTANBUL
>>81502488
people who save and actually repost thumbnails should be rounded up an gassed
>>81496208
KEK IS'NT THROUGH WITH YOU YET
Turkeys coup will fail and it will become another Islamic state against the white man.
Our lost of allies grows thin
Coups are in the middle of the night or very early in the morning.
Not on prime time while all the country watches.
The coup was either a false flag or the plotters were complete retards.
>>81502779
Atoms have been shut down
Erdoğan impaled through arsehole by unicorn.
>>81502306
confirmed BS
All Air assets accounted for, 2 blackhawks returned from greece.
>>81503328
science has gone too far
>>81501888
>>81498585
R-ROACHZILLA
>>81503082
Turkey hasn't been our ally since Erdogan became President. He's actively working against NATO interests.
>>81503060
KEK PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE MEME MAGIC
>>81503328
He is right though. You can turn off Neutrons. Neutron bombs are way more dangerous,too.
A famous German professor (Axel Stoll) was able to do that,too, with homemade devices but he was assassinated by the government 2 years ago
>>81501331
>>81501331
>MENTHOL
Menthol sooths an irritation.
US is coordinating the air support on the coup now. You are listening to it.
>>81503539
Nothing is happening, it's only some sovereign soldiers resisting arrest.
>>81502881
Turkey big
It is happening. There are 2 tanks on the street and I can see/hear some helicopters.
It was nice to know you. Internet connection is shitty so I don't know if I can tell you anything else after this.
>>81496208
>Civilians in area trying to block the road
Just fucking run over that filth, if you surrender they will just kill you anyway
>>81503726
Pics or it didn't happen
>>81503726
He's already dead guys. RIP
>>81503726
aren't the tanks now controlled by the pro-erdogan police anyway?
>>81503507
>those flight paths
>0 0
post ending in 00 will predict the happening
>>81503726
>1 post by this ID
>>81503726
PICS
>>81503726
Breh, simple advice. Take a pic. As a /pol/lack it's your one duty if something happens in your immediate area. You helps us all greatly with it, now you are just a sourceles troll.
>>81503726
Is it really?
>>81497753
>implying the CIA and Joint Chiefs still listen to Obama
Anyone with ties to the Intel Community is done with the Democrat party after the shit Hillary got away with. While everyone was focused on the impact of the email scandal on electoral politics, no one paid attention to how it would impact the actual functioning of the government. The Intel Community isn't coordinating with the civilian government to any significant degree anymore.
>>81503726
Fucking 70 IQ roach, fuck off with the disinfo
>>81503726
So many vpn people... Trolling us.
>>81503726
stay inside and you probably won't die
>>81503827
There will be no happening
Who /comfy/ here ?
>>81502254
this is the last time we will see this qt without burqa
>>81503827
It already happened
First for neue kurdistan
>>81503819
Police can't drive tanks dummy
>>81503726
If you are trolling, I hope your kebab shack gets bombed in the next real coup.
>>81500821
All Turks are dead. They won't be responding, move on.
Two civ tweets say that there are helis but its not flooding or some shit
I'm pretty sure I heard 3 consecutive gunshot >>81503726
>>81503726
Where are you?
I have also seen a tweet about İstanbul being active.
>>81503726
Fucking roach
>>81503908
HE WILL DIE ANYWAY
You feel it too don't you?
FFS if you're going to try a coup kill the president first dipshits.
>>81503827
Sure why not
>>81496720
Hahahaha. And I thought I was the only one.
>>81504111
what did he mean by this?
>>81504059
WE GOT RARES STEP UP, STEP UP, GET YOUR RARES!
>>81504059
I feel something in the air, its gonna be yuge
>>81503888
the chinese food number is right.
>>81504069
That's how you know it's not real.
It really is happening, tanks started firing on pro-erdogan supporters now.
Singles confirm nothing is happening
