HAPPENING AGAIN , I WANT OFF THIS RIDE. ANYONE IN ANKARA TELLS ME WHAT IS GOING ON?????? It sound like attack helicopters
>>81493590
Lol, I really am living in the end times aren't I? Sweet.
Source you dirty 70 IQ nigger
>>81493590
Is it to be sounds like as boom boom or BOOM Loud expolsen how to sound ??
>>81493590
Timestamp it
>LARGE EXPLORATIONS
Sounds naughty.
>>81493590
Don't worry goy, Erdogan already said the coup was over. :^)
>>81493590
Gib proofs before you die.
>turkshit wanting attention
5 years ago I would never have imagined that we might see a world war
Now I beg for the fire and destruction to rise and wipe it all away
>>81493590
yeah... me too roach.. me too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8
Sure...
>>81493838
his ears?
>>81493590
What's up?
>>81493590
>large explorations
Lolwut, you have waves of backpackers wandering around Ankara?
Go beg for gibs, tourists always fall for the "muh homeless n' hungray" meme.
>>81493590
where are proof
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754778472124383234
At least something is happening
Nothing in the news
LYING ROACH!
Maybe the PKK is now having their shot and being crushed. Or maybe Erdogan figured it's time to have a victory celebration by having people go after and lynch anyone he doesn't likes. Maybe the Russians are invading.
So many things that could explain this in a reasonable and logical manner.
No but seriously, is there ANY proof or just wishful thinking that Erdogan hasn't won and Turkey wont turn into Afghanistan 2.0?
>>81493590
This cockteasing with fantasy happenings is the true cancer on this board
>>81493590
1 post by this turkroach
>>81494054
such a brave helicopter
Maybe it's us.
>>81493590
ur too late batman
>>81494764
kek
>>81494463
There is a saying in Turkish military. "Harbiyeli aldanmaz" roughly means "the one from Harbiye (military school) cant be fooled". It means there are always coupist generals in the army.
In 1958 a coup failed to take power from Prime Minister Menderes and all officers purged. Two years later colonels did a coup and hanged Menderes.
This coup made by islamists cleric Gülen. Other than a Kemalist coup there is no way to stop Erdoğan.
>>81493753
pretty much. I can feel it in air. it's going to either get way better, or WAY worse when trump gets into office.
CMON DON'T HYPE ME LIKE THIS
>>81493590
Yeaah no.
>>81494764
Isn't it always? Kinda curious. How come Jews are both the most ardent defenders and supporters of multi culturalism and open borders aswell as increasingly the most vocal group against it. Is this some confusion tactics or are you guys made up of two completely opposing groups who disagree on how to best achieve world domination and will eventually descend into civil war?
On the one hand, you have people like Spectre and the American Jews. On the other hand you have Israelis screaming for the death of all mudslimes. Explain yourselves.
>>81493590
BREAKING
THE COUP FORCES HAVE DEPLOYED MILITARY GRADE CANS OF RAID
>>81495179
Well good luck, it just appears that in case of Erdogan you guys waited too long and he has managed to take over for good.
>>81493590
obvious bait
IT'S JUST THE TURKS ATTACKING THE SYRIAN NEIGHBOURHOODS
HAPPENING BUT NOT REALLY HAPPENING
>large explorations
>be turk
>get shot
>get bombed
>get squashed by a tank
Literally where
Wake me up when it's somewhere that matters
>>81493590
Going across the kitchen floor is a large exploration for you.
>>81493590
Did they forget to shut down the atoms?
>>81495765
Wake up, macdonalds is getting attacked!
>>81495948
NOOOOOOOOO
>>81493590
its okay the explosion will surrender to the civilians
>>81493590
Please say that this isn't a troll thread and Erdogan will actually die this time.
HAPPENING IN ISTANBUL TOO
>>81493590
>yfw christian martyr turks sacrifice themselves to weaken erdogan akhbar
>>81496096
wew
>>81493753
I don't know, man... Maybe this shit has been going on all along and due to the advent of the Internet, we're just simply more exposed to the happenings... You're right though, it does seem like the end times
>>81495948
NO WAY,I WAS JUST THERE!
How can you lose 42 attack helicopters?
How can you have unidentified attack helis roaming your airspace?
breakingnews 4chanis a muslim board
BREAKING TURKS HAVE ACQUIRED NOD TECHNOLOGY
>>81493590
IT'S LITERALLY ISLAMISTS PURGING EVERYONE ELSE
>post yfw the true coup is now
>>81496096
AAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81495948
I keked. but mcds really is more important than turkey
>>81496478
>yfw coup attempt never really ended in the first place
>>81495418
You ever seen the difference between a spoiled chinese girl raised in the west and an a chinese girl raised in china?
Western Jews are kinda like that to Israeli Jews.
>>81496478
>>81496478
COUP FIELDING NEWLY TRAINED GERMAN TROOPS
>>81496478
>>81495475
underrated
>>81496543
>exploations
What the hell is going on
Livestream plox :3
I wish a country would.
>>81495948
>mfw germany has only burgerking and mcd and no other meme fast food
>>81496478
>>81496478
>>81495418
>schizophrenia
>>81496803
KFC & Pizza Hut in larger cities.
made me look
screw you guys, got me excited for a second
>>81493861
all my kek
>>81493590
Good luck
>>81496889
yes i know but i mean burger places
You should be banned, roach. This isn't /b/.
Some guy in a praise kek thread got quints and said there will be a major happening in Turkey today.
I swear this fucking board.
>>81495849
Kek
>>81496478
>>81493590
please dont bomb taleworld, we need bannerlord.
>I want off this ride
Then let go of all hate.
In the wise words of Jerry Seinfeld "were all just drops of rain on a Windshield"
>>81497023
I see.
How about Kochlöffel (^_^)d
>>81496803
Yeah. Nah.
>>81493590
Well basically the problem is you're all Muslims
>>81493590
WHERE IS THE SAUCE?
Could this have been a double fake out? People have suspected that the military was infiltrated and the coup was made to go off early/poorly. What if the military knew of the infiltration and played along making it seemed like the coup failed as a distraction to set up the real one?
>>81493590
Rest of the military will coup now, lied about being against it.
42 helicopters went missing
Betcha they grabbed some more
Somebody running around with spare nukes in their car trunk.
Erdogan shot his bolt, showed all his cards.
Erdogan less than a week to live.
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/en/2016/17-july-helicopter-approaching-erdogan-residence-in-istanbul
>Helicopter Approaching Erdogan Residence
>>81497423
>wishful thinking
i dont think so burgerbro
>>81497383
kojimas done it again
Coups are set up late night or early morning, 2-3-4 am. I doubt something will happen but I think we should wait at least an hour, after one hour passes, and something big happens, be sure, this is the real deal
>>81496291
That escalated quickly
>>81497561
OPEN FIRE!
>>81496478
>>81497563
Does this mean that the shitskins infesting Germoney are going back?
>>81497563
more like the exact opposite
>>81497561
>>81497563
>>81497600
kek. Isn't that backwards?
>>81497561
Go get him
>>81497631
The last coup happened around the same time
>>81497563
The tables have finally turned
>>81497862
just wait until turkey has to deal with german cuckfugees
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754743923785003009
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-plot-insight-idUKKCN0ZX0Q9
>"At least two F-16s harassed Erdogan's plane while it was in the air and en route to Istanbul. They locked their radars on his plane and on two other F-16s protecting him," a former military officer with knowledge of the events told Reuters.
>"Why they didn't fire is a mystery," he said.
>>81497561
>>81497563
>>81497600
Looks like Turkey's about to get more islamists
>>81497563
THEY'RE SENDING THE SHITSKINS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM STRAPPED TO BALLISTIC MISSILES
From Germany with love
>>81497383
Or maybe the top people in the military did not think the first coup was justified, that things were not bad enough yet. Then erdogan took his power grab to another level and started arresting thousands of people, letting islamists mobs rule the streets and wanting to be able to shot anyone who went against him. Maybe then, they thought, 'mmm, maybe it is time for a coup'. Or nothing might be happening and those helicopters are just deviling pizzas for a giant pizza party.
>>81497561
>>81497563
fuck off we are really full
>>81497862
OR maybe they return home to fuck shit up.
>>81497563
I hate when the relatives visit.
>>81495179
This is what ive heard all over...
Except instead of 2 years its more like a few days.
It reminds me of america - Obama tried to purge all the generals who werent loyal to him. He fired some of them. The rest all told him what he wanted to hear.
Its like torture. If you tell them what they wanna hear they'll stop. You keep your job. You get the chance to put a 9mm to the bastard.
>>81497913
no, the coup started around 10 pm
>>81497852
>Syrians ruin Germany
About right. No, actually other Arabs are worse. The Syrians are a bit more civilized than the north african subhumans
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754792320923557889?lang=en
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
The second coup is among us.
>>81497561
BOY HE ABOUT TO DO IT
>>81497136
Underrated.
When will they learn?
>>81496845
>argentinian democracy
>>81495255
What if he doesn't ?
I want this to be true but I'm gonna need more confirmation than an anonymous post on a Congolese sandwich artistry atelier to be convinced
>>81493590
Holy fuck, this was predicted in the last kek thread.
No joke I think I really believe in meme magic now.
>>81498164
you are god damm right
>>81493590
FUCKING PROOFS
>>81493753
>>81496241
There is a good chance we are feeling the tip of the End Times Cock start to enter our collective assholes right now.
Turkey is heavily implied to play a huge role in Book of Revelation prophecy. Just search youtube for "Turkey End Times" and you'll see a million videos and angles on it.
>>81498273
really makes you think
>>81493590
Oh fug wad is habbening
>>81498078
Only the real Syrians stay in their country and defend it.
Cowards and leeches come to Europe.
> some faggot missed the entire happening last night
> there is no new happening tonight
> decides to make it up and get all the (You)'s
>>81496478
Let it begin.
>>81498389
IT IS HAPPENING
Everyone needs to stop getting their hopes up. There's not going to be another coup. The true military saw what the citizens did to the coup soldiers and plotters and don't want the same fate for themselves. Even if Edrogan goes full Hitler, they won't take him out untill near the end of his democratically elected term.
>GUYS, IT'S REAL THIS TIME. THIS IS A REAL COUP. GIVE US THE CLERIC, OBAMA. WE MEAN IT THIS TIME.
I really don't care if this is a civil war now. After the first day's pathetic showing, I have lost all excitement.
>>81498001
Thats our line cunt
>>81496478
LET IT BEGIN
SAVE TURKY WHILE IT STILL CAN BE SAVED
Erdogan was nearly killed during the coup.
>>81496096
wil they really coup with 42 unarmed helis after they had th eplanes and tanks? morons
Is it real or are you guys just memeing?
>>81498356
>not aware that turkey has been a hotbed of political strife since it's inception
nigger do you understand what a comfirmation bias is?
>>81498476
Ooooh my god
>>81498600
CHECK EM!
>>81495948
I have a feeling that the real coup failed when they failed to kill Erdogan. Part of the coup said "fuck this" and left the rest to die. Now the rest of the coup has been found out so they're making a last ditch effort.
UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
>UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
>UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
>UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
>UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
UFO CHOPPERS CONFIRMED
>>81498647
That's a huge rat.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754792320923557889
LETS GO
YES
>>81498635
Nah, it was all staged to make Erdogan look like a victim.
If those F16's actually shot their missiles, there'd be one less Erdogan on the world - and the government would crumble.
But that would also make Erdogan a martyr.
Nobody wants that. We all want to see Erdogan shamed.
>>81498347
>>81498600
KEK WILLS IT TO BEGIN, SO LET IT BEGIN
>>81498787
>22:30
2 hours passed and nothing happened
>>81496478
>>81498476
>>81496803
even fucking Pooland has KFC, Pizza Hut and dunkin donuts
>>81493590
nice source
> Inb4 I don't own a smartphone
>Extra Strength RAID
>>81496096
boi
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/81398850/#81399999
UHHHH GUYS
GUYS
KEK DID IT
>>81498999
>dunkin donuts
We have dunkin donuts?
Where?
Someone post some real proof of this shit.
Also:
>check these dubs
Is it true that erodgans son was killed?
POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
>POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
>POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
>POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
>POST PICS AND VIDEO, TURK
>>81493590
STFU Mesut and go attend your local mosque.
>>81499162
guess
the filthy village they call wars*w
>>81493590
Too much happenings.
>>81499269
In that case fuck them. I'll stick with our BurgerKing, KFC, MCDonalds etc.
By the way
Poznań > Warsaw > Łódź
>>81499286
I know this slightly altered feel.
>>81499286
We live in Interesting Times.
>>81499206
HOLY FUCK
KEK WILLS IT
KEK DOES IT ALL
>NON STOP HAPPENINGS
MORE....I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!
>>81498647
They're just memeing...
There were reports of unidentified helicopters approaching ankara & istanbul but the initial tweets have been deleted, so presumably another false alarm...
Not today.
Nothing is fucking happening
>>81497563
top lel
>>81499396
Kraków uber alles 2bh
>>81495948
SHIIIIIIIEEEEEET NOW WHERE'S A NIGGA 'POSED TO GET SUMMUDAT BIGGY FRIZE????
no happening
>>81496096
Putin. Pls be Putin.
I will never get tired of 24/7 happenings.
It's been like this for weeks.
ALL 5 ATTACK HELICOPTERS SHOT DOWN BY F-16 LOYALISTS
Give me your best theme /pol/
>>81493838
kek
>>81498787
>YOUR COUNTRY IS NEXT
>>81499441
I just want to sleep. It's been 2 days, man. I need a break or a closure on this happening.
The fire will rise
>>81498254
Things will appear to stay the same but it will actually get gradually worse at a steady pace.
>>81499546
Happening cancelled, fuck
>>81499546
I somehow don't believe the Turkish government right now.
No. Nowy tends.
>>81499396
Are you telling me only white people make your food at mcdonalds?
>>81499546
I thought Rami was banned for being a ISIS supporting asshole recently?
>>81493590
fake
gülenist islamist cunts btfo
you've failed your highness, I'm a Jedi like my father before me.
>>81499553
>>81499567
Put your fucking hands down
Wait a minute...
Wikipedia states that the Turkish air force has 83 helicopters, and somehow 42 have gone missing?
What the fuck?
>>81499546
fuck you, you just ruined everything
>>81499546
Dis info
>it happening
Are you sure it wasn't just a truck backfiring? Common mistake in Muslim countries.
>>81499546
Erdogan lied through his teeth the whole coup. Like I will believe them now...
>>81499441
>tfw addicted to happenings
>gotta up the dosage
>>81495948
Isn't attacking the American embassy an act of war?
>>81495475
Big Raid happening!
>>81493838
Check under the fridge or in extreme cases the lining of a cardboard box.
>>81499689
Yes. Why do you ask? I live next to MCDonalds but I'm to lazy to go and show you.
THE HORSEMAN RIDE TONIGHT BROTHERS. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE).
>>81499546
>as reported by turkish media outlets
I wonder why the media would say nothing is happening???? str~ange
>>81493590
Anything in the (remaining) media? Btw. you can easily use VPN via Opera Developer if needed.
>>81499756
Not to say that this second coup is legitimate, but isn't it kind of absurd to have exact details of all military equipment on a free website that can be edited by anyone?
My point is they could easily have more helicopters than wikipedia lists. Wikipedia is not a valid source.
>>81499756
Pretty sure they have more. Probably just don't have them listed though with only counting modernized/currently in front line use.
LET THE FIRE RISE
>>81499806
>)
>>81499756
Oh my God Erdogan is so fucked
>>81499942
very strange..
>>81500036
You'd expect the blackhawks to be listed.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ
>>81500036
Wikipedia likely just lists confirmed equipment purchases.
You know, "50 helicopters for base access" type treaties. But off the record stuff? No way that's listed on Wikipedia. The Turkish government doesn't publicly reveal it's entire inventory.
HOLY SHIT SKYKING
>>81499546
It's too early. we can't get this lucky three days in a row.
>>81499806
>TFW so addicted to happenings the police shooting a few hours ago didn't even get me buzzed
>>81493590
Raynald of Châtillon did this.
>>81499938
>>81499938
Matthew 24:6
You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. These things must happen, but the end is still to come.
7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.…
Truly the end times are upon us.
>>81500318
shut the fuck up
>>81495948
Roaches in a McD's? That's a couple points off a health inspection.
>>81500271
Fuck you.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqcQUmKJEK8
>>81499756
France has 3 helicopter carriers, we have a lot more than 20... do you actually believe that countries publish their whole inventories?
Found this /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trFkq2omMa0
>>81500374
>>81500328
3rd time's the charme.
better get comfy, gonna be a long night
SKYKING AGAIN ITS HAPPENING
>>81497563
BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM
I DEMAND PROOF YOU NIGGERS
>>81493590
OP is fake, no helicopters or explosions, just a buttmad traitor spreading disinfo
>>81500438
Nothing happens and and nothing will happen.
>>81499546
>14:52 PM
K...
>>81500283
>>81500036
>>81499756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_equipment_of_the_Turkish_Land_Forces#Helicopters
>>81500505
The French flag is only there to signal origin/make.
YOU CUT OFF OUR POWER, WE CUT OFF YOUR HEAD ERDOGAN THE LOVER OF GOAT FUCKER MOHAMMED.
ALLAHU GOATFUCKING 'MERICA GENERAL ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81500497
a man of taste atlast
>>81500649
>>81500318
What channel are you on 8.992 is quiet
DUBS SAYS IT'S REAL
>>81500725
>Wikipedia
IT'S NOT A FUCKING SOURCE
IT'S AN ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA RUN BY AUTISTS.
>>81500528
Was that a rocket attack?
>>81500497
Cucked music doesn't even have any history
ONE TRUE THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>>81500528
fake
>>81497563
They already do, diaspora Turks are a pro-AKP voting bloc that has literally swung elections before.
>>81500794
pack it up folks, nothing to see here
