/pol/
Tell me tales of Slavs
OK im start atencione
WE ARE NOT E ANTISEMITES
>>81488497
I'm actually Alexei and I don't get any bitches in the US
>>81488497
Cлyшaй, иди нaхyй пидopac eбaный
>>81488497
Who else here /Vladimir/ ?
>>81488497
wrong image OP
>>81488497
>be me
>go to preschool with kid whose head looks like a damn potato
>he never talks, and when he does he sounds like a damn retard
>think he has Down syndrome
>this is my first impression of a Slav
>>81488497
>that picture
makes me want to throw away the adidas jacket that's in my closet.
Take this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPddKb8Pxg
here comes the actual 13 century tale:
> Knight named Marko went to Kosovo to slay some Turks (proto-kebab removal)
> While traveling through Montenegrin mountains with his pal, an elvish bitch named Roxanne wound his pal using bow and arrow.
> Laughing loudly she curses Marko and his pal stating that she can cure him because she knows the right herbs, but won't do it because fuck you.
> Marko gets pissed and starts hunting her around the mountains.
> In one moment he hits her with his mace and she starts crying for help.
> Other ferries gather around and Marko fucks them all forcing Roxanne to find the herbs and cure his comrade.
> Bitch does as she`s said to do.
> Pal is cured and the two carried on.
>>81488497
Six of them would make a bitching RPG party
>>81490848
Dima get
>>81490848
>tfw I'm LITERALLY Artyom
w-who's watching me?
>>81490848
>all of them wear black why is this a feature of the last one
roll
>>81490848
rolololing for evgeny
>>81490848
Roll for Arty
>>81495530
Fuck
Slav Superstar is best.
SO MANY HEELS NOT TOUCHING THE FLOOR
WESTERN SPY SLAVS EVERYWHERE
>>81488497
"Slavs" is a meme to give Russian achievements to sarmat horde, that lives in pooland.
>>81490848
Damn niKKKers
>>81490848
Artyom get
>>81490848
This is absurd and also spam
>>81490848
wew
Slav is the root of the word "slave."
Nothing more needs to be known.
>>81490848
Is vodka really made of potatoes
>>81499883
Slavs is a meme to make Sarmatians into mongolized mongrels
>>81490848
gimme something good
>>81488497
Why are Slavs always squatting? Can they not stand upright?
>>81490394
Cheeki breeki m8
>>81490754
Literally me, named after my grandfather.
>>81502093
It's comfy, I was doing it before I even knew I was a slav. The meme is surprisingly accurate.
>>81489262
> poles
> not antisemites
>>81490848
zakhar get
>>81502093
World's strongest men need no chairs. Slavic leg power IS chair.
>>81490848
I want all of them for my secret slavic crime gnag
>>81490848
Rollin'
>>81488497
b-but it's just Russians I swear
>>81490848
Ludicrous
You don't see any people here squatting like that. There are clowns that wear tracksuits but they are usually seen as criminals or drug addicts.
This is how I view Slavs
>>81490848
Lets see.
>>81501707
Good vodka is.
Used to be the other way round.
>>81501429
Okay Tyrone
>>81492346
Ooooooh shit, I remember that one, good times
>>81488497
Why don't many slavs have beards? I know it helps keep the cold wind off your face.
>>81490848
In this hot weather I think me and dima would get along a storm
>>81502093
When the ground is dirty and there are no chairs to be found you just do it, you get used to it and if done properly it's hard to lose balance and it doesn't hurt your joints. A couple years ago I started doing it when I was sitting at my bed and it's pretty good. Be sure to put your heels on the surface you're standing on and spread your legs wide enough to fit your arms in between them but not enough that you look like a thirsty whore.
>>81490848
rollan for artyom
>>81488497
are slavs some inside joke/myth or are they actually real?
>>81502093
When I was in Poland, I saw slavs squatting, it made me laugh so hard, my Polish gf didn't know what was so funny.
>>81502573
We are judeo-skeptic
>>81490848
Lets to Zakhar
>>81490848
rolland
>>81490848
Wasja get
>>81488497
>FRENCH spymasters are hanging their heads in shame after a team of undercover agents proved no match for a couple of wary Bulgarian peasants.
>In an exploit worthy of Inspector Clouseau, five officers on a training mission for the elite action service commando of the DGSE — the French equivalent of MI6 — came across the brothers Slavi and Vasko Tsonev watching over their alfalfa crop near the border with Romania.
>Two of the officers had been parachuted into Romania and had travelled 25 miles to their rendezvous near the village of Koilvotsi. Their fake target was three other French officers who had entered Bulgaria using false passports.
>The Tsonev brothers, carrying wooden boards, and their escort, a retired police officer with a 1950s Makarov pistol, thought the strangers, speaking a language they could not understand, were trying to steal their crop.
>a fight broke out which lead to two of the special forces getting shot and one with a broken nose, the three injured ones were detained while the other two fled the scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kriec_lbsG0
French learned to respect our borders the hard way.
>>81493275
>rolls 5
>>81490848
come on slavs
>>81503684
What crimes do you commit?
Squatting while jaywalking?
>>81490848
Slav get
>>81488497
I have a question for all the slavbros.
What brand of cigarettes and alcohol you guys buy?
>>81510027
Canaslav here
For alcohol I buy Stolichnaya vodka or Russian Standard. Beer is usually some Canadian shit like Molson. Don't smoke because I'm poor as fuck. I'd rather waste my money on alcohol
>>81510027
Slavs buy the cheapest cigarettes and the cheapest alcohol, obviously.
>TAK ODIN CHJESTERFIILD BLYAT
never relax around slavs
>>81510027
Cheap vodka and lucky strikes when I used to smoke.