Is Pok*mon Go a MK Ultra project designed to gather information and enslave the weak-minded sheeple?
>>81419956
radical dude
>he insults republicans three times
I'd take a steaming shit on that old boomers doorstep.
>>81419956
>Don't get exercise, drink liquid carbs instead!
>>81419956
Whoever made that sign is a fag
>>81419956
>insulting Crystal Pepsi
I will fight you in the street for that.
I dont think the CIA is very jewish though. Especially since the CIA tends to topple juduo commie regimes.
>>81420025
>>81419956
It's the first in a series of outdoor mobile gaming apps to stimulate outdoor activity. Once this type of mobile gaming becomes normalized, there will begin to appear other types of apps such as "racist and conservative locator" that while blended with other forms of data collection, will allow the public to carry out vigilante style "investigations" of "racist conservative" individuals on a large scale. I'll bet you $1000 it's going to happen.
>>81419956
Old people
>>81419956
It's not about photos or audio imo, it's about studying your habits and form some models ('swarm models') with the stats. Mainly studying people (consumer) behaviour in the 21st century. It's a good thing. Fuck privacy.
>>81419956
>macarena
This is it, we are at war now
>>81419956
I thought liberals were against private property.
>Be in late 20's
>Constantly scaring kids off my small slice of property
Faggots won't recognize it's my rightful clay and that I keep my japanese battle monsters free range on it.
>>81420660
Wew, underrated and insightful! The evolution of the tracking device into full on remote control device.
>>81419956
the macarena was pretty cool t b h
>>81420164
He only forgot to mention Trump
>>81421674
Underrated this
>Is Pok*mon Go a MK Ultra project
No, but it will be in an EVO 2017 tournament
>literally a pokemon reskin of another game from the same company
>old liberal homos upset that people are having fun
>/x/ tier no fun allowed still upset /pol/ willed a god into existence and scrounging for conspiracy theories
One app has never been this successful at causing butthurt and it's pretty amazing.
>>81420660
This locator you talk about scares the fuck out of me. I have seriously thought about it before. It would be the perfect way to shut up any form of governmental descent.
>>81419956
I bet that fucking pussy is a fucking pussy, Crystal Pepsi was fucking good and because of pussies like that I can't buy it anymore. Fuck that pussy.
>>81425136
the government isn't worried about you anyway because you can't spell dissent
>>81419956
Yes.
>>81419956
It's about getting people outside so ISIS can get at them.
>>81420221
im exercising hunched over! it's graet!
>>81425760
>needing to hunch over your phone
Fatty t rex arms detected.
Here state officilas said pokemons in Kremlin are not for the taking, federal property desu.
No it's Pokemon
What could Pokemon go do to benefit psyops that isn't already available?
GPS, kikebook, Instagram and everything else already gathers enough info to determine behavior
>>81420660
>App locates "racists and conservatives"
>Such person puts themselves on the map
>Keeps firearm at ready and waits for someone to trespass
It'll drop out of sight quickly.
>>81425482
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>>81419956
Phew that list was a trip, I needed that lol
>>81419956
Spotted the Digimontamer what a fag lol
Some of these pokmeon trainers do take it too serious. And what even is the end goal of the game? It just seems like you can sit in one spot and catch all the pokmeon.
>hates Will-Ennium
Sounds like someone didn't get jiggy wit it.
>>81419956
2/10 not enough fonts.
>>81419956
>is pokemon mortal Kombat?
French education everyone
>>81426719
KeK
>>81419956
You have no idea.
Niantic is a small company. EA, Activision, and Supercell will have augmented reality mobile games next year.
Just wait until "Warcraft Go"...
>>81420346
1k hours in paint
>>81419956
>don't walk and play a phone game, imbibe drugs instead
Yeah, I bet he'd like that wouldn't he.
>>81421254
I've heard this a lot but it doesn't make sense, the game is directing you where to go so it won't be very good for studying behaviour or habits.
>>81426184
>What could Pokemon go do to benefit psyops that isn't already available?
Surveilling locations where there is no domain awareness, such as the homes of people who didn't fall for the cell phone, webcam and xbone memes or parks and forests with no CCTV where the tree canopy prevents satellite observation.
>>81419956
kek.
What the fuck is Hammer pants?
>>81427182
VR is fucking pipe dream.
This shit they're trying to pass off as VR is nothing more than hi res monitors strapped onto your face.
Short of running wires directly from your brain that you can jack into hub, there's no way to create an actual virtual reality experience.
>>81427270
fukken saved
Rethink your life choices. Go pay someone to ingest poison that makes you dumb and slowly kills every part of you.
Old man is a retard the regardless of Pokemon.
>>81427182
>Niantic is a small company
>The developer of Pokémon Go, Niantic, Inc., was founded by John Hanke, who previously received funding from the CIA’s venture capital firm In-Q-Tel to develop what eventually became Google Earth.
>>81427497
I assume he means parachute pants and is referring to MC Hammer.
If you need a video game to get you outside then seriously fucking kill yourself.
>>81427497
Back in the 80's black people used to smuggle hammers in the crotches of their jeans to make people think they had big dicks.
>>81425482
winrar
>>81419956
Horrible photoshoop
>>81419956
Do you have any idea what the fuck MKULTRA was, dumbass?
Yes everyone who trains a fire type will end up in a fema camp
>>81420221
>exercise
This meme needs to die. If you are under 60 years old and have two legs and you consider going for a short walk exercise then you are fat.
Again, for clarity:
If you consider walking a form of exercise and don't have some other medical reason (age, disability) that makes walking difficult then you are a fat fatty fat fucking fat-assed tub of fat and should make some changes in your life.
