Australians please teach me how to have good bantz like you guys
Not here I mean, just in general, why do you guys act the way you do? I don't get how you guys can come up with such good banter and be just real humorous and cynical people in general?
Please don't let this idiot American influence how you see us. We're all not as retarded as he is and don't idolize faggot Australians.
Matter of fact...Ausfag with a proxy?
12/10
>>81414103
Vegemite is a real food.
Men at Work is a fantastic band.
You are loved.
>>81413755
The bantz would be something you'd merely adopt as a full grown man. We are born into the bantz, molded throughout our childhoods by it.
>>81414103
>banter responsibly
Gets me every time.
>>81414103
fuck you kengaru niggers. i hate you guys. shitposting quality threads on /pol/ and joking around insulting people. hop away like the kengaru your shit nation is
>>81413971
AUS posters are my favorite. Followed by Poland.
>>81414251
Check the flags next time. Most bait and slide threads are by your flags with only 1 post by the OP.
>>81414103
>tfw Ireland shows up multiple times
>>81414169
G-get fucked y-you seppo c-cunt
It's really weird how much the Americans on this board seem to love the taste of Australian cock. Why do we never talk about this? It's really shameful
>>81415520
You won the Emu war in my mind.
And that's good enough for me.
Remember you are loved. Remember people care.
>>81415715
Y-ya cunt.
fuck ;_;
>>81413755
idk
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>>81415715
Me and a few mates got a permit to hunt kangaroos on a family friend's farm.
KANGAROO WAR NOW?
>>81414169
No love for TISM?
Ok I don't know what others will make of this but Australians seem to experience the internet as a literal social experience.
Americans do not. It's bizarre to see Australians behave so extrovertedly on the internet. The internet makes Americans introverted, and they tend towards states of being closed off on the internet.
Like it seems like only someone driven to the very end of loneliness would be able to reach levels of psychosis where they experience the internet as a social experience.
I don't want to insult Australians because they are team Anglo so I surpress the feeling whenever it comes up and then Australians seem cool to me.
>>81413755
All the little devils are proud of hell.
>>81416241
Good ol christmas island. Top lad that one.
canada wishes they were as funny as straya.
Never change straya
>>81414232
>We are born into the bantz, molded throughout our childhoods by it
So are we born into it, or are we molded throughout our childhoods by it?
>>81414103
You guys are great. We still like crocodile Dundee and short shorts made out jeans. Aussie beer is the best. Steve Irwin was a hero.
Mate here are the guidelines for being a good bloke.
1. Be a good bloke, and if you cannot be a good bloke then fuck off.
2. If your going to be a cunt, don't ever be a shit cunt or a dog cunt.
3. Look after ya mate, look after ya state.
4.Fuck off were full
>>81417396
>Look after ya state
Unless you're from Victoria, fuck that cuck state.
I love Ausfags so much.
Never dog the boys
>>81417396
Is that the Constitution of Australia?
>>81417544
I believe its the 34th verse of our National anthem
Take 1 big dollop of Anglo banter (WARNING: ONLY TRUE ANGLOS GET THE BANTS, CANADIANS AND AMERICANS NEED NOT APPLY UNLESS THEY KNOW HOW CRICKET SCORES WORK)
Add in the fact that Aussies live in the sun so aren't miserable fuckers like Brits are so are happy to josh each other 24/7 whereas we can only be arsed on a Saturday, maybe a Tuesday
Also add in the fact that they can hone their banter with nearby New Zealand (something we don't have unless it's inter-UK but that's more often than not an easy target, I mean seriously we get the Scots to make fun off, it's way too easy)
Now take all of that and put it at a time that Australians have barely anyone else on 4chan when it's their prime posting hours (aside from a few poo-in-the-loos and 56 varieties of chinks) and you have a well honed banter-machine allowed to run wild.
Something something descended from convicts something something harsh Australian landscape something something Who's watchin the footy boys? Up the Eels cunt
australian banter is a treasure.
you cunts are going to be the reason we go to war with an alien race. Im okay with that.
>>81417823
>they can hone their banter with nearby New Zealand
New Zealand is absolutely irrelevant. They're the Canada of the southern hemisphere.
>>81413755
Cunt
I think it's about time that we all got together and took a moment to honor our Australian brethren, and let them know how much we appreciate their contributions to our community.
Imagine how bland and lifeless this site would be without their funposting expertise? I can scarcely comprehend it.
I'd much rather have them here than those fucking leaf faggot canucks, if that tells you anything.
>>81414636
>Be a good immigrant Pole largely shaped by Murican culture since the age of 12
>Retain very basic Polish traits such as work ethic and alcoholic consumption
>Still can't Popepost as well as I'd like
>>81417974
>Eels
You're a disgrace.
Don't give a fuck.
>>81418130
At least they can bantz, Hantz
>>81418178
A lot of people make fun of Americans on 4chan, but without you, who would constantly suck off Australia for vague gay reasons?
>>81418706
>t. sheepfucker expat
Nice try.
I reckon a solid drinking culture and giving someone a fair go leads to quality bantz. Look after ya mates but call them a cunt for pinching your last durry
Dog bless your beautiful nation
>>81415234
Underated as fuck
>Iz dis degeneret??
>red pill me of this
>X BTFO
>X fags will defend this
>X fags on suicide watch
Grantee you all of those shitty threads are started by goofy yanks.
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>>81419072
VEGEMITE IS A REAL FOOD.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT.
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>>81418731
Without fucking leafs we wouldn't have something to make fun of and pour shit into. Think of /pol/ and /int/ as southpark. Canada is butters, cartman is half-america and half-australia. Kyle is of course israel, stan is most other countries who don't have much interesting to say. Kenny is poland, who is poor and actually has something interesting to say when you can understand him.
Randy marsh and mr mackey represent cucks and shills, fun to laugh at, but depressing that we have anything to do with them
Just booking some flights ot Amreeka in March, want to do Vegas again.
Should I fly via Vancouver with Air Canadia? any Ausfags done that route yet?
I love my country
>>81414251
fuk kengaru and fuk vegemite
I'm Canadian why isn't this thread about me everything is about me because I'm a leaf
>>81419969
see
>>81419811
leaf, can I get your advice on Air Canada? also what is Vancouver Airport like for layover purposes?
Go here
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And mock em for banning the Mustang's factory line lock.
>>81420208
What specifically about air Canada? They're a good air line a little pricey. And airports in BC you're going to think you're in little China.
>>81413755
What's important is to not be a soft cunt, don't be a soft cunt.
>>81420845
Do you speak any mandarin? also are you circumcised?
>>81418130
they're cheeky little fuckers m8
>>81420914
lmao
>>81420914
No I'm from the maritimes so there's no chinks over here. And yeah I'm circumcised... Why b-brother
yeah nah fucken top stuff cunt
>>81420208
Vancouver Airport is actually one of the best in the world to fly in to (I'm a flight officer so I'm biased)
>>81421780
>(I'm a flight officer
Translation: "I'm a juice cart pusher, hear me roar."
>>81422108
Top bantz. You're learning anon.
>>81422108
You're not in the anglosphere, so I'll take this opportunity to practice my German: الذهاب يمارس الجنس مع نفسك. أنت لست في أنجلوسفير.
>>81419560
This. Execellent parable.
>>81413971
I'm guessing he's Canadian.
wtf i love aussies now
>>81417396
>If your going to be a cunt
...be a funny cunt
>>81414103
but i like making people laugh m8
