I work for the New York Times. I've never been here before, but you're about to be famous—4chan's /pol/ is far more impactful on Trump than you think. In fact, his last minute hesitation on VP Pence has roots in /pol/, as you will be able to read very soon. In a few hours, you will wake up to a shitstorm the likes of which you've never seen before. Some editors seem to think the news will hurt Trump, personally I think it will end up in his favor, although there will be massive backlash for sure. One thing for sure, my paper is sinking to new lows in printing that sort of stuff. Might as well put 'tabloid' on my resume now. Oh well. Pic related, this is the ending of an article titled in print: "A Night in the Life of Donald Trump" with subtitle "10 PM—2 AM: Four hours to reveal the presumptive Republican nominee." Other titles may be used for online story, which *should* be up at 5 AM. Good night, sweet prince.
>>81399132
In what ways do you think 4chan has influenced or influences trunks campaign ?
THIS IS AWOOOVMENT
>>81399347
He reads the 4chan politics board nightly. Not even a joke, apparently.
>>81399132
>I work for the New York Times.
>>81399132
you sound like a massive faggot and a fucking leaf to me
>>81399634
In 6 hours you will be laughed at when the archives of this thread goes viral.
>>81399722
>A Canadian works for New York times.
>>81399132
>no timestamp with NYSlimes press badge
fake and gay
>>81399132
>Canada
>NYT
Hope you mean the Moose Times.
>>81399722
Greetings New York from Webster
>nyt
Canadian flag?
>>81399132
4chan is not a secret club....Everyone under 30 knows what 4chan is.
>>81400186
>>81400260
>What is a passport?
>Hurr durr I'm a retard?
is that one of this site's trump fanfics?
>>81399132
>that flag
>>81399456
>>81399132
>I've never been here before
>uses words like shitstorm, pic related and good night sweet prince.
nah nigga
>>81399132
It was foretold
Trump will unite all 4chan boards under his banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZgd7sHxnxw
>>81399722
I-I want to be laughed at too, Mr. leaf. Look at my funny picture, America! This is what you make me do!!
>#OnlyTrump
>>81399722
>Giorno.png
>>81399132
Screenshotting this thread for use tomorrow in case this is legit
>>81400647
holy fuck i'm scared /pol/
I work for nobody. I've been here for years.
You're a faggot. And that's all I have to say about your thread.
>>81399132
If what you is true, which it probably isn't 4chans gonna be getting alot more attention again
Thanks faggot
>>81399456
We ruv Trumpuchan
9/10
top tier trollin'
Well done, Leaf
I'm Jewish, what's this?
If this is true I'll eat a turd on periscope.
>>81399132
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Working for the NYT and in any way involved with what they're printing.
>The NYT printing a major article with the word "fuck" in it
Blatant lies detected
>>81401444
go away Shylock
>>81401390
OP must be an Aussie on vacation
>>81401828
You clearly have never read the New York Times if you think a newsy story won't print the word fuck. Just wait 5 hours 30 minutes and then you can apologize.
>>81399132
>I work for the new york times
A FUCKING LEAF
>>81402305
>1.Generally what will the story be about you think?
>2.Do you think 4chan has influenced trümps campaign in any major way other than maybe changing his campaigns outlook ?
>>81402712
Nice ID lad.
>>81402305
This is obviously fake but does anyone remember reading that Trump makes even his kids sign NDAs? Wapo transcript interview maybe, might be making it up
>>81400337
>under 30
>>81402712
He doesn't know shit. Even if NYT mentions /pol/, this faggot still doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about
>>81399132
>I work for the New York Times
You work for your dads dick you leafy green shitposting faggot.
>>81402712
The story is about Trump, his former social media manager Dan Scavino, and the depths of /pol/. Basically, /pol/ is Trump's bedtime reading. 4chan has definitely influenced his campaign, although he's been resisted on a few things. Few people knew about his habit really, it's not something that ever came up in campaign meetings. The story mostly focuses on Scavino's perspective as a former employee of the campaign, on what 4chan /pol/ is, and on how Trump got here basically. It's a longform article, really longform, introduced on A1 on Sunday's edition and continued within the pages. It will be a HUGE story.
>>81399132
A FUCKING LEAF
>>81403196
>he's been resisted on a few things
Like what? Obviously he likes Jews. Does he at least want to genocide all of the spics?
>>81399132
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Hey goys, I've never been here before
>Knows how to green text, reply to posts, and knows 4chan lingo.
Say it with me...
>A
>FUKCING
>LEAF
>>81403356
I lied about not having been here before, but just wait for 5 AM and then you can feel silly.
>>81403196
>>81402305
>>81400338
>>81399722
>>81399456
>>81399132
>>81403511
I'll bite. How buttblasted are your kike bosses over this place?
dubs says it aint gonna happen
>>81402305
I've been subscribed to the NYT for 2 years and read it every single day you cheeky fucker, you think I don't know their fucking writing when I see it? You're a lying Quebecois bastard and should shut your mouth.
>>81403953
>I've been subscribed to the NYT for 2 years
>Not just reading all their articles incognito
come on
>>81404101
I can't use their cooking app by going into incognito mode Mr Smarty Pants.
>>81399132
yeah work for the NYT... from canada?
>>81403718
To be reasonable, if he's NOT lying it's probably not a great idea to show our power level right now.
>>81399722
Why now? This info seriously JUST came to light?
Is there some motivation to clog up /pol/ with shitposters and trolls in light of something else going on?
/tfh
>>81399132
Proof or gtfo you fucking leaf
Did any of you faggots even read the "article"? It's clearly a fake. It details Trump fucking Melania. It's a fucking fake.
Say, Leaf, are you an Aussie on vacation?
>>81403196
You mean people actually read /pol/ and genuinely consider the dialog?
To think that I've been shitposting my heart out and wearing my shitposts on my sleeve for years, without a thought of financial gain or critical acclaim, only to find out that some freerider is taking my shitposts seriously.
This is completely insulting and degrading to shitposting and is very problematic. This is horrible. This changes everything.
>>81399132
You know that 4chan is just a mirror of Sheeky Forums right? I'm posting from Sheeky Forums right now. The media will never get this story right.
>>81404823
/pol/ is a board of peace, it's just a simple Timorese Caligraphy and Macaroni Art Site.
You're in Canada.
>>81399722
LOOK MA, I'M FAMOUS NOW
POL IS A BOARD OF PEACE
REAL POL HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SAY POL IS VIOLENT
NOT ALL POL
YOU'RE NOT A REAL POL BRUV
>>81404652
>/pol/ is satire
Oh, look at the flag
>>81399456
According to who?
>>81399722
So what is the Jew York Times like? Is it a kikefest 24/7? Are they aware of how they are viewed here?
>Canada
We need to build a northern wall and make Canada pay for it tbqh.
>>81399722
A LEAF.
>>81403196
Prove it, time-stamped photo with your press badge
>>81399722
Did you take take "role playing as a Canadian New York Times reporter on /pol/" up as a hobby to cope with your faggy prime minister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYBu_IxX4XE
if yes you have my sympathies, I would know something about shitty leaders
>>81403059
Ok under 35
Well it's early in the cycle for a hit piece like this. It'll blow over by November.
If true, I hope Mr. Trump knows all those people saying they've dropped him over Pence are shills.
>>81399132
Instead of doing an irrelevant story about his sex life, why didn't you ask him about his relationship with that pedophile Epstein?
>>81403196
Okay, spoil a bit please. How did Trump stumble onto 4chan?
He got bored quickly
Assuming any of this bullshit is true, what other boards do you think Trump browses?
>>81406480
You know how
It starts with an F and ends with appening
>>81406665
/a/, since we all know The Donald will make anime real.
>>81406421
((((IF)))) this bullshit is true, this sounds like a quote/paraphrase from some circlejerk thread. If the author actually wrote that shit, that's kys-tier journalism...
>>81399456
You are full of shit.
>>81399722
>viral 4chan thread
What the fuck ever
>>81403196
If this is true and not dirty leaf lies, /pol/ will forever change. Embrace it for the evening, comrades, it will never be the same after tomorrow.
>>81399722
>>81399722
ay put me in the screencap then.
>>81403196
Awwooooo!
ITT: Confirmed events that Nostradamus predicted. no bullshit. nothing open to too much interpretation
research for me /pol/ , I want to know the future.
>>81399722
I gonna be famous?
Fuck Yea
Hahaha take that Rick Wilson.
#proudanimemasturbator
Get me in that screen cap niggers
Doubles and I'll pull this story before it's published
>>81400647
Who will be our primarchs?
>>81399712
What is a leaf
>All these people who didn't read the OP image.
Remember fat anime titties
>>81399722
>don't forget to laugh 6 hours from now
fuck off we just finished the 7 year joke
>>81399132
I actually work for >>81399132
I'm a mber of the british royal family and I visit regularly ... Secretly trying to return the country to feudalism
>>81407892
Are you that Texas legislator?
>>81399132
Why aren't you searching through that Wikileaks database of Hillary Clinton emails instead of speculating/making up bullshit about Trump? Do you have Trump on recording actually browsing 4chinz? No, you have tabloid nonsense.
Read those fucking emails about shilling for phony protests in the west bank and shady regime change, plus foundation donors getting face time with the secretary. That's real journalism. Writing a hack piece speculating what Trump does in his spare time is horseshit TMZ tier
You are not a good troll. Go away leaf.
>>81399132
>Im a faggot leaf who shills for a rag
Ftfy kys
>>81399132
You're just baiting /pol/ with something /pol/ wants to be true, it's just flattery.
IN CASE I'M WRONG HI TRUMP WE ALL LOVE YOU, PLEASE REMOVE KEBAB TO SAVE US, WE'LL MAKE YOU KING. YOU CAN EVEN HAVE CANADA, PLEASE TAKE OUR STUFF
>>81399132
>a fucking leaf
How do you do fellow Burger?
>>81404925
>>81401940
Shit post
fake and gay.
i hope ppl make more of these threads. they're great newfag/reddit containment threads.
>>81399132
Also NYT times (fake) guy,
How many journalists there have conceal carry permits like that one troll who consistently shills for gun control yet he's allowed to carry a gun with a special permit literally nobody else in NY can get? "Nobody in America must have a gun but me".
>>81399132
Pfft. I used to be a newspaper columnist; this guy is full of shit.
>>81409343
GOod thing there's only four hours left before you find out.
>>81410013
Can't wait, Leaf.
>>81400338
>Claims to work for the NYT, very liberal newspaper
doesn't offer proof
>claims to be an american
doesn't offer proof
Are you just waiting for the latest mudslime refugee to finish his turn on your wife so you can go to sleep, leaf?
>>81407072
Noooooooooooo is he????????/
>>81410013
mfw the leaf is telling the truth
Troll thread but
I don't think anyone would ever take the NYT seriously again if it ran a story about pol and trump
>>81399722
NYT posts their Sunday stories online on saturday night. See this article
"Donald Trump Forces G.O.P. to Choose Between Insularity and Outreach" (had to delete link because it was saying spam)
>A version of this article appears in print on July 17, 2016, on page A21 of the New York edition with the headline: Trump’s Appeal Highlights a Schism in G.O.P. Order Reprints
Would you seriously think on the Sunday before the convention the most influential paper in the world is going to run a story about a meaningless internet board?
This is probably bullshit
>>81399722
Does he know about KEK?
>>81413085
EYYYYY PU70
>>81407607
Rick Wilson blocked me after I caught him and Judd Apatow using Judd's wife as a sex slave with pics, they also sent me a gag order.
fuck off leaf that isn't even in AP style. you don't write for nyt.
>>81404199
>file name
>is a Norwegian soldier named Læffy
Get your shit straight.
Stop LARPing
>>81413341
Got the pics?
>>81414094
yes in a safe in a bank
no i wont just leak them
>>81414175
i have evidence to bring down La Raza, BLM, Obama, Clinton(Lee in CA gun runner), Mayor Liccardo, and Garcia.
at this point theres no way I will release it unless given 100% immunity
>>81399132
A FUCKING LEAF
>>81410013
>claims to be NYT guy
>offers no proof
I believe you
>>81399722
Let me be in this one too!
>>81399722
Ben d says fuck u niggers
>>81399132
Hi NYT, >>>/news/ here.
Please post your hitpiece on >>>/news/ when it comes out so we can criticize its journalistic integrity properly and leave the reactionary outrage to /pol/. Thanks.
>>81414338
P
POTUS HERE
You're good to do whatever! Ill pardon yo ass
>>81399634
Fucking saved
>>81399722
If this shit goes viral I want this gif to be in it
Always, always makes me chuckle that people think influential people come on 4chan, a Japanese themed interest board.
4chan barely gets 6 million unique visitors a month, internationally.
>>81418630
>implying 6 million isn't a lot of people
OYYYYYY VEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
