How does a straylian leave this godforsaken wasteland full of abbos, high prices and high HP spiders to America
>>81393625
oi go fuck an abo m8 and then eat some vegemite u rite aussie shit cunt m8
rite get on out of here u bogan i dont need ur shit m8
Find a gaypol to marry for citizenship.
>>81393625
>get student visa
>join our military
>get naturalized
That's how I've seen gooks do it.
>>81394030
>Allowing a foreigner to serve in your military
Amerifats cannot be this stupid, can they?
>>81393625
Well with WW3 coming up you might get citizenship. Keep in mind we have lvl 80 Tornados here.
>>81393625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-3_visa
>just for you cunts
Then apply for green card.
>>81394183
It takes about a year for them to be vetted, background check and all, so yeah.
>>81394183
It happens, most are lazy, useless, latin shits though.
>>81394183
nah, a lot of armies have done that, for some reason it works
>>81393625
Buy a plane ticket and don't come back, it's that fucking simple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmo3eKsxIE
record abbocore and drink alot of beer
>>81394553
Not to spam but my basic training unit had a guy who was a child soldier in Haiti.
>>81394030
You can't join the army unless you are either a Permenant residence or citizen.
Student visa does not make you a Permenant resident
>>81393625
The easiest way is to learn Spanish, fly into Mexico, pay a coyote to move you into the US, and start collecting your free shit.
>>81393625
just cut ur foreskin off then immigrate to Israel for free to kill sandniggers muh fellow bogan
Why leave? Isn't Perth mostly untainted by SJW faggotry? Granted it's probably full of spiders
>>81394808
Nope. Look up the MAVNI program, bud. I know there's another program that allows foreigners in as well, but I can't remember the name.
>>81395196
Melbourne is full of abbos and chines
>>81393625
>wanting to leave paradise
The country forsakes the weak, fuck off and no longer shall we consider you one of the boys.
>>81395251
That's an American program, Australia has no such thing.
http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/recruitment-centre/can-i-join/citizenship/
This is from the adf website, it's pretty strict, apparently even if you are a Permenant resident and failed to become a citizen, your application will be terminated
>>81394953
>Falling fore the pokejew
>>81395716
We're not talking about joining the Aus military you donut
>>81395633
Not allowed to own anything above a bolt action and government essentially owns it
>Happy with a nanny state
>>81393625
sorry, op, but king nigger has made it standard policy to make white immigration as hard as humanly possible. I was thinking about moving to NZ or Finland (for Grad school) to escape the happening though.
Would you recommend Australia too?
>>81395196
High prices and in dessert
>falling for the Canadian Jew
>>81394373
>that pic
>thinking "greenhouse gases" will warm the planet
>>81396308
Wait until the HAPPENING in Europe and the gun laws for citizens will change.
>>81393625
Have you ever fucking been here? I lived there and its much better and if you were fucking half way literate you would now that you place well above us in quality of life rankings
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>>81396646
Everything is 3 times the price and your comforts all don't exist like burgers, bacon and guns
>Truly a tragedy
No place Is safe from habbening we would just be more fucked if habbening happened in Australia instead of America
Tldr not place but America is safe due to guns no matter even if king boon go went gun grabbing
>>81397895
Full of150 million mud people
>>81397895
Noice
>>81396308
>Swiss K-31
I want one so bad.
>>81397758
Yes, I have
150 million mud people bring down your rankings a lot plus I'm a millionaire
Yo can't buy shit compared what I could buy and do in America
>>81398871
>millionaire
pics or it didnt happen
