>Tfw we're all getting drafted in January
>tfw the anons we've been arguing with across the planet we'll have to meet on the battlefield
It's been a long run brothers.
>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is getting drafted
All because of a FUCKING ROACH
>Only son with no living heirs to my name
I'm good thanks.
>>81385807
Nah i don't feel like it
>>81385807
>>81385807
>>81385807
Lets do it brother
>>81385939
Yeah
What a fucking asshole.
>>81385807
>implying the fat NEETs on here are fit for service either mentally or physically.
>tfw its the middle of july and it's a very comfy 70 degrees. This summer is nothing compared to the 1930s
>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is playing Pokemon
Sounds good desu, I'm in.
>>81385807
mfw in mid thirties.
I wanna play too.
>>81385807
Why is ww3 imminent?
If the give me a gun i'll blow my brains out.
For the lulz
>>81386190
canon fodder
>>81386344
Don't worry lads. Nintendo will make shit like Articuno and Gyrados European exclusive. All that much easier to enlist.
>>81385807
>mfw always sad that I'm not 18-25 but today I can be happy again
I'll be enjoying your women goys
>>81385807
fugggggggggggggggggggggg
>>81386190
The draft does not care.
The draft never sleeps.
The draft picks you. You don't pick not the draft.
See you in hell
>>81385807
I'm 27, have fun dying for Israel
>mfw I just turned 28 in June.
>>81385807
28 years old here, Have fun.
>>81385807
>tfw turning 26 in December
And we'll be fighting who exactly?
>>81386814
Your mom
>tfw no outstanding health problems and in my early 20s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81385807
>18 to 25
I would be fine if I wasn't already in the Guard.
Operation Meatshield, here I come.
>>81385807
Jokes on you, I'm too fat and autistic to get drafted
>>81386960
someones gotta clean the barracks shitters anon
Hey guys my brother wants to know if 17 years olds can be drafted?
>>81385807
28 here. I'm pretty sure my psychological diagnoses would exclude me from any draft regardless of age.
>>81386918
here with ya, I've had the growing feeling that I would be drafted since I was just a wee boy
>>81386160
fuck off kike
>mfw right foot amputee
>>81385807
I'll run over my own foot if Hillary is pres but if Trump is pres I will enlist before the draft picks me.
>>81385807
>>81386523
>>81386615
>>81386654
>>81386691
>>81386727
>>81386953
>>81387076
>they don't know
Good news faggots, draft age is up to 45 and has been for years in the USA.
>>81386960
The draft will take you anyway.
The draft loves autists. They don't question orders.
>>81387183
Id rather get drafted than be a right footless wall builder desu
>>81387049
Fuck out of here you autist
>>81387183
post stub
>>81387183
You too?
>I wanna enlist
>getting drafted anyway
based innit lads
cant wait to pop some roach up with a gun and be considered a hero by the birds
>>81387070
>my brother
>>81387313
I'm on too many medications, I've actually already tried to enlist.
>>81387183
You picked the wrong time to be an amputee m8. Well, being forced to be the first cyborg soldier isn't so bad I guess.
>just re-enlisted
>some of you might be my subordinates
Welcome to the suck fags
>tfw neutral
enjoy dying lads
>>81387308
Jokes on you, I have a life long disease that exempts me anyways
>>81387611
Is it autism?
>mfw too old to get drafted
So i'm sure this is all bullshit, since i'm retarded i'm going to ask.
Are you for fucking real, WW3, DRAFT is there a legitimate cause to believe any of this, at all?!
A retarded fat beta autist, cheers anons
CONSTANTINOPLE WHEN
i have a us citizenship, will i be drafted too?
>>81387580
No ANZAC? That's a shame
Upset feminazis getting drafted please
I can't kill a fellow /pol/ack in battle ;_;
We're supposed to build a nation together under /PathOfLight/ ;_;
>>81387611
Standards will drop once enough soldiers are burned through
Then they'll drop again and again until no more soldiers are needed.
> tfw /fit/ and 34
hope I can get enlisted, I want to be sent out for mudslime extermination duty
>>81387183
>Mexico being involved in WW3
>Mexico having a military at all to fight with
kek
>>81385807
turning 26 in december
I am saved
>>81387494
The draft is very different.
Turns out that the very mental illness that would otherwise prevent me from owning guns is the very same mental illness that would prevent me from having them among supposed "allies".
>>81387766
if you're in whatever the age range is now for the draft, then yes
>>81386505
Mewtwo in Erodgen throne room.
>>81387702
Yfw you're fucking Canadian
>>81385942
thats a meme
We anons need a code for when we meet on the battlefield. Something no one could ever guess. I'm thinking one person asks "what time does the narwhal bacon?" And the other answers "Midnight". Thoughts?
>>81387915
>>81388010
Not a mental disease, I couldn't join if I wanted to
Guess they'll have to stick to their autists if they want meat shields
Nah it's alright. Nothing will happen, singles confirm.
>>81387308
I can't wait until I join these faggots and force them to fight mudslime. I'll make them enjoy it. otherwise they'll make great shields at least
>>81388558
Now, from this post, we can tell that you have autism.
Were you aware of that?
>>81388373
which one is that?
>>81385807
>tfw 27
>tfw couldnt be drafted for a bunch of other reasons
feels good normies, have fun dying for fucking nothing!
>>81387308
My flag isn't 'murcan.
Surely the UK wouldn't do that. Right, guys? Right?
Brazil is always in the winning side.
We literally never lost a war.
This happens every summer on /pol, just in case anyone is actually worried about World War III.
is draft-dodging degenerate
>>81388692
Not an argument
M-my injuries p-prevent m-me f-from c-completing basic t-training and I-I am in C-college a-and I have two d-disqualifying misdemeanors on my r-record
>>81388899
>been for years in the USA.
Of course it's not an argument. I have no need to argue for whether or not my country is another one. Silly 'Murca.
>all the white men get sent off to war
>white women are left behind with the non whites
>they open the borders up and flood the country even more while white men are off in war
There won't be a country to go back to. Just defect to Russia.
>>81388856
yes
>>81388856
Are you conscientiously objectionable to killing others?
>>81387580
Queen is your boss hobbit.
>>81385807
I'll see you russbros and chinabros on the field. Its been good shitposting.
Can't wait to finally fight alongside an Australian, I bet battlefield bantz are amazing.
>>81388833
digital camera?
>>81385807
>>tfw the anons we've been arguing with across the planet we'll have to meet on the battlefield
I guess this adds a whole new meaning to the old internet saying "Say that to my face and not online then we'll see what happens next."
>>81388326
It could start a month prior. November is when major events usually occur.
>>81387611
Obesity?
That's not a disease, they'll make you lose it
>>81389006
The draft doesn't care.
>>81389026
>Or the /pol/ hivemind kicks in and a super untermensch army is formed against the elites.
>>81389056
d e d
e e
d e d
HA, turns out I'm the only male descendant of the family and if I die, the family name dies with it, have fun getting slaughtered peasants!!!
>>81385807
I would be happy to kill some kebabs and serve for emperor Trump.
>>81385807
>Craving PTSD
>Wanting to be a trans Mr. Potato Head with detached limbs
Why do you morons want another world war, especially one that involves you? It's not at all like the COD sessions you cheeto scarfing mongloids think it is. You won't be running up a hill to be a hero. You won't be kicking back with your "bros" and shooting the breeze on the "serene" battlefields of Insertghanistan. It's going to be a steady diet of MREs, hot days, whizzing bullets, IEDs and long marches 7 days a week. For your efforts, you'll be paid handsomely in monopoly money and a decent healthcare plan that only stays in effect as long as you're not a broken soldier. Who knew /Pol/ had such a giant cuck fetish?
>>81389045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyL6H0x9CW8
This is now a battle bantz thread
>>81389163
Is that really considered a disease?
I'm slightly above skelly mode
>>81389320
PRIVATE, GET THE RAID, TURK ROACHES ARE CHARGING
>>81388096
guys like you are the first ones to die
i'm assigned to the infantry and going to basic in 6 months
i can't wait to see all the girls that enlisted bitch out as soon as a real conflict occurs
>Have bone disease
Have fun cucks, no draft for me
>draft doesnt care
If you have a physical dissability that can endanger your fellow soldiers wont they just make you do bitch work around the camps and barracks? I get it that the draft takes you no matter what but not everyone turns into cannon fodder right?
>>81385807
>white men drafted
>whites fight and die in pointless shit for the next infinity years
>eventually niggers take over america
>whites are replaced since niggers dont fight for america
>>81389207
But I can't even shoot a gun...
What makes them think we're going to be loyal soldiers anyway? They're fucking up our countries and the Military is against the globalist kikes
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
>>81389316
>Who knew /Pol/ had such a giant cuck fetish?
The CIA.
>>81389316
Ultimate This
>tfw 26
>>81388856
No, Mussolini did it
>>81389045
>>81389320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPb0Mu8uZ60
>>81388651
So you're saying I don't need to enlist then
>>81389623
>>81389623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo
>implying I won't run innawoods as a hermit
Unless we fighting turkey, otherwise I'm gonna make my ancestors proud
>>81386387
it's cool kangaroobro
we in the 30's will be in charge of the former NEETS
We will tell them when and where to kill and die
>>81385807
>Tfw they won't forcibly draft women because the resolution might get vetoed by Obama
GODDAMNIT I WANNA SEE TUMBLRINAS GET REKT, EQUALITY!! REEEEEEEEEE
>>81389623
see you on the battlefield brothers
If Trump wins and rages war on the people Hillary sold us out to I'll enlist
why would we need the draft when our military is making cuts, because of its size?
>>81386344
>tfw pokemon is an elaborate conspiracy to get nerds fit for the coming war
>>81385807
What if they held a war and no one came?
>>81389045
>>81389320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJZWrtRg59g
>>81389623
>>81387718
stop eating the junk food mate, it will make boot camp that much harder. Cheers
>>81387308
>getting to fight with older troops
Don't know why people wouldn't like to fight alongside a bunch of dads, maybe some of the younger guys will be shaped into proper men by serving with them.
>women want equal rights
>"oh but we don't want to be drafted :)"
>>81389623
>>81389320
>>81389045
>>81389763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKzySquKqlM
>>81385807
>tfw 36
I hope they bring, a few years in the service would do you millennials some good
well lets end it with a laugh, not a whimper, clip gets me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q
>>81388821
Except against zika
>>81389891
>be white
>get drafted
>killing chinks on the battlefield
>take some shots
>suffer a slow death
meanwhile at home
>"omg so glad he's gone, Tyrone is much better"
>"ikr he says nice things, he makes me feel unique"
[insert more miserable things]
>>81389026
Will Russia take me in asylum and grant me citizenship if I say I love Putin and Natalia Poklonskaya is my waifu?
>>81390000
Checked
>>81390150
>broing it up and getting life advice from a 40 something dad whilst under heavy artillery shelling before the breach
never knew I wanted to experience this
>>81388833
>That hip to shoulder ratio
Scust
I'm deaf which is unqualified on default.
I'm safe.
>>81390268
gandalfs laugh at 0:43 is priceless
>>81385807
So you're saying everyone under 25 and probably most under 35 will be getting killed instead of posting on 4chan so much as to prompt a 500 post per day per IP limit?
This is the best news I've ever heard.
Make4chanGreatAgain
Don't give a flying fuck.
As soon as they give me a gun, Im out like a light :<)
>>81385807
>january
>19-25
>literally one month before my 26th birthday
>tfw most anons would just take advantage of the flight out of the US and go AWOL in the country they were deployed to.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQkD7JQ3pA
>>81390645
>/k/ starts there own rogue military state in the process
Everyone 18-25 will be dead in literally the first 6 months of fighting.
You oldfags will be getting drafted once us youngfags die.
>>81385807
Not me im not teenager
>>81387412
You'll be sent to die in a sand pit while our elected leaders continue to import new breeding stock from the 3rd world.
>the too fat for combat
You fags laughed at me. Apologize.
>>81390000
>In the mountains of Turkey operating innawoods
>A fuckin monkey with a G3 swings by from tree to tree
>Squad leader, I didn't know Turkey had monkeys
>Nah m8, that's Brazil special forces
>>81385939
>>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is getting drafted
I'm safe!
Obama has another thing coming if he thinks I'm going to fight and die for his sandnigger roach buddies.
>tfw too many detractors in the bureaucracy to be drafted for war
You will all fear me
>>81390892
Thank g-d I'm 19 so won't get drafted
>>81387308
Conscription (compulsory enlistment) is up to 36, anyone with specialty skills (prior military service) can be drafted up to the maximum age of 45.
>>81390853
>implying fat people won't be force-fed metabolic accelerators, weightloss drugs, steroids and forced to get fit
Lol. They're not drafting me.
>>81385807
>turning 30 next month
>probably wouldn't take me even if I volunteered
I'll be in the guerilla forces knocking down you jew tin soldiers I guess
>>81391008
>>81389320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
>>81390633
You're German.
>>81387862
Some of these /pol/acks are worthless brother, especially the roaches.
>27
>have ADHD
>could probably get diagnosed with other shit if I really absolutely wanted to
>literally no chance of being drafted
Feels pretty good.
>>81391120
Canada's is 18 - 45
>>81391120
Draft has been increased to 35'ish
>>81390277
>>81388821
And Niggers.
>>81386190
>implying fat NEETs wouldn't win us ww3
>implying fat /v/tards wouldn't be our drone operators
>implying fat /g/entoomen wouldn't be our comm/encryption specialists
America stronk!
>>81389222
C H E C K E D
F O R
K E K
If I ever get the chance, I'm aiming everything at saudis and israel and pressing the button.
>>81390892
>I'm safe!
Me too, I'm 45 and will be in "Dad's Army" doing domestic air-raid patrols and shagging lonely housewives while their husbands are being slaughtered on the Baltic Front.
>>81386419
Because nato is fucking with putin. Don't poke the sleeping bear or you'll lose your face
>>81390769
And it will be a glorious /k/ountry
>>81391435
Yeah, in theory. In practice, they always started with the youngest and barely got to 20 year olds.
>>81391367
>ADHD
do you rly have adhd or faked?
>>81391367
The draft doesn't care.
>>81389222
KEK WILLS IT
>>81385807
>>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is getting drafted
Implying it won't be up to 30.
>>81391677
Snow nigger banter is cold.
>>81390277
>>81391531
You guys are just butthurt.
>lost a war against us
>since then, allied with us in all wars we fought
Why? What's triggering the draft fear now?
I hope no one here actually wants to enlist. Have fun dying. You'll be dead. Your life will be no more.
>>81385807
Nice knowing ya
>>81391850
nah m8, see you in the foxhole cheers
>>81389623
Lol
>implying I won't desert
>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is getting drafted
Arbitrary number? If not, I'm fine, GF and I are 26 and 27.
>>81389593
>If you have a physical dissability that can endanger your fellow soldiers wont they just make you do bitch work around the camps and barracks?
I don't see how that's a problem.
I'd be happy sweeping floors in office buildings while you dweebs are out in trenches finding Jesus.
>>81386192
Come on down to yuma you fat comfy bitch
>>81386344
Holy fuck, what if the walking and stuff required in Pokemon GO is to get them fit for the war.
Soon they will add running, and place rare pokemon on mountains.
>>81391906
You have yellow streak a mile wide boy. Where would we now if brave men never died for the freedom of others?
>>81392041
Conscription is up to 36 years old, 18-26 get drafted first.
>>81391863
>Turkey is going full retard
>will probably fuck with NATO
>Russia will utilize this opportunity to fuck NATO even harder
>China is boiling in fury over Japan
>North Korea is a wild card, and will jump at any instability
>Middle east in disarray from proxies wars
>etc
>etc
The world scene is pretty fucking whacked out, and CNN (US) is just talking about Pence, Pokemon Go, and BLM....
>>81388833
I would make myself do deaf or blind myself in one eye.
>>81385807
>risk getting killed by t*rks
>or just go to jail instead
Not a hard choice.
>>81389623
>>81392177
We certainly wouldn't be getting forced to be tolerant of transgendered personnel.
>>81386344
Fuck this gay earth if thats real.
>>81391696
Putin told me he doesent take it personally
Wouldn't give a flying fuck. I'm already enlisted and am going to a unit where I wouldn't have to deal with any of you fat faggots anyway.
i'm flat footed, they won't accept me :^)
Never filled out the selective service card. Never will. I'll be in Canada if you need me.
>>81390019
HOLY SHIT!
millions of fat americans now walking to lose weight to be drafted.
It IS a fucking CIA program!!
>>81387560
Reinlist to what?
>>81392177
>fighting for freedom
Don't give me that shit. All we seem to do is fight for freedom. Well, we're losing our freedoms, if you haven't noticed. So, maybe murdering each other even more isn't the answer.
>>81389623
>>81392454
yea well fucking duh,
they keep track of how much you walk on that stupid thing so they know how far you can already go and for what you are useful.
Those smart phones give our overlords all info they need on what we are good at and what they can use us for and how to get to us.
>>81385807
Hey, for once type one diabetes works out for me
>>81390019
lmao
>>81392388
That seems highly irrelevant, makes no excuse for cowardice.
Us air craft mc-130J is heading somewhere it's used for speical missions
twitter.com/usaircraftspots/status/754488847522603008
>>81385942
My battle buddy in went to Iraq with my in 2009. Being an only child does not keep you safe. That was removed during Vietnam.
>>81392177
We wouldn't have cultural Marxism probably. Thanks for fighting the good fight goy
>26
Mom pushed me out at the perfect time
>>81389222
>>81391611
>>81391822
MEGA CHECK
KEK'S POWER KNOWS NO LIMITS
>>81388833
Who is this semen demon?
>>81386190
>be dead
>get drafted
>>81391768
I have real ADHD and can provide documentation of it going back to childhood.
I also had behavior issues as a kid and regularly saw a therapist for shit I don't even remember. Could probably get diagnosed with depression/anxiety disorders/etc if I pressed for it.
>>81389623
>>81392240
>I would make myself do deaf or blind myself in one eye.
Justin would simply make you Commander of the Royal Canadian Trans-Abled Regiment (motto: "if Rick Hansen could do it, so can I") and send you out into the desert to limp around in circles until you died of thirst.
>>81392210
New Zealand annexes Antarctica entirely.
PNG tribes unite to force out the Indochinks. Supported by chinese chinks
Malaysia goes full islam and starts shit with Australia.
China kills anything entering its sea.
India invents loo technology.
Pakistan destroys indians new technology
Isreal takes over all sand-nigger territory and puts them in ovens.
Iran goes apeshit and nukes Isreal.
Russia just takes whats no longer protected.
Europe joins Islamic state
England goes full Nazi, all non whites in the oven.
USA doesn't exist.
Canada is now Russia
SouthAmerica is returned to nature via plague
>>81389222
thats a spicy trips
>>81392761
>>81392445
>I'll be in Canada if you need me.
bring moniez
>>81392584
Totally irrelevant once again. The freedoms we have today could have been lost a hundred years ago, or a hundred years before that if men didn't fight for the stars and stripes. I haven't always been proud of America, but that hasn't made me a sad, pathetic excuse of an American like you. Grow a pair.
>>81392865
Prophet of Kek
>tfw too old to be drafted
It will be great. The job market will be so awesome once all you pokemasters go off to die.
>>81392806
You're probably right, we'd have real Marxism instead, good thinking goy.
Just give me my trusty RK-62 and enough ammo and I'll murder the world.
>>81385807
I'm not getting drafted. I took a couple lungsfull of Cobalt-60 for my country, getting air support within range of the sandpounders.
ELTs, be thorough in your surveys, lest you ruin another EMN.
>>81385807
>YOU CANT DRAFT ME IM A TRANSGENDER
>FOR FUCKSSAKE ITS 2016
You guys think this'll work in order to dodge the draft?
>>81393205
Praise Kek. Praise be His name.
>>81392855
IM CRYING.
KEK HAS COME BACK.
>>81386160
You woldn't know anything about that now, would you?
>>81393319
no. Equal share for everyone.
SO DO YOUR PART!
>>81390019
Trained a generation in shooting and tactical shit with CS and others
>desensitivized to violence with manhunt, etc
>makes them fit and also spies with pokemon go
Yep
Can we all wear some sort of badge overtop of our uniforms so that once we're at war with one another, we can know who's a fellow degenerate? Like a big yellow strip across the torso or something?
>>81393114
Look up the plane tooth paste
>>81393256
Yeah, what the fuck do the politicians expect to happen if there's a huge gap between those bellow the age of 18 and those above the age of 35, as far as business and economic growth is concerned?
>tfw psoriasis and -4.00 vision
Who /unfit for duty/ here?
>>81385807
Wow, its a great time to be underage.
>>81390138
But it's so fucking cheap and good man, fuck.
>>81385807
>tfw even if this were truen they'd miss me by one month
>>81393524
wtf how does psoriasis make you unfit for duty
>>81389623
>>81386190
You don't need to have a special forces ready body to scrub latrines
>>81385807
What a time to be 28.
Yea WW3 has been "imminent" since about 1945
Jesus christ you'd think you'd get tired of predicting the same shit over and over again for 7 decades, you fucks are worse than climate change alarmists
>>81389207
Does the Draft care if I have Dementia and a huge tumor?
And what that means is I have the memory of a gold-fish. Basically Alzheimer
