If we're so concerned with our nukes in Turkey then why don't they just deactivate the atoms?
they might upset the quarks
Stop trying to cash in on other peoples jokes, fatso
>>81371333
really makes you think
Now is the time to activate the almonds.
Why don´t they just use microwaves as nukes
they have microwave radiation
>>81371247
Atom Deactivator standing by
>>81371247
>>81371333
I know it's a joke, but you'd be surprised about how many people are ignorant abut nuclear...anything.
>be in the Navy
>on a nuclear carrier
>work in Reactor
>like to play jokes on flight deck guys
>break open glowsticks and paint marbles with glowing fluid
>spill them all over their berthing (sleeping quarters)
>start screaming "it's a neutron spill, everyone out!!!!"
>watch as everyone rolls out of their racks and sees glowing orbs rolling around the deck
>see them panic and run up to the hangar bay in their boxers
>>81372198
You won't be laughing when one day there's a real issue and there really is a neutron spill and everyone stays in bed and gets poisoned and their skill falls off
>>81372833
Yeah, that really made me think.
If you deactivate the atoms, they win
>>81372198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cAnnlEDqg
>>81372833
I'm pretty sure if something happened to a nuclear sub everyone would be dead.
Is this a meme now?
>>81373475
>Reading comprehension
>>81372198
Things that never happened
>>81373651
How so? I was in the Navy and we did that. Just because you haven't left your room in six days doesn't mean everyone is a loser like you.
This image is fake. I can tell from the quarks, and I've deactivated quite a few atoms in my time.
>>81371247
I don't know if the ameriburger is for real or ironic?
Well maybe the protons wouldn't like that
>>81373866
>How so? I was in the Navy and we did that.
I believe you. Did you have make-up sex afterwards?
>>81374393
Of course, we WERE in the Navy. When they came back down we all cuddled in our coffin racks.
>>81374157
It's a hot meme some britcuck posted in a thread regarding the nukes in turkey.
>NATO has defense systems to deactivate the atoms in nukes
>>81372198
I remember you saying this before in a forces thread.... Or pasta
>>81374640
Thanks, well you know the love between protons and electrons is a little hard to break so it is very difficult to desactivate atoms
>>81373319
KEK
>>81374825
It was probably me, I told the story a few times.
