https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754420861088608256
>>81360257
FUUUUUUUUUuu GLORY TO KEK
WW3 STARTS NOW
>UNCONFIRMED
MUSTAPHA KEMAL CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM THIS.
>>81360427
see
>>81360466
THEY'RE PURGING THE TURKS IN THE BASE FOR BEING PRO-COUP, AMERICAN NUKE TROOPS WITNESSING GENOCIDE
>>81360466
Oh fuck forget what I said
PRAISE KEK
>>81360511
US WILL PURGE TURKEY
>>81360511
i've now rolled double digits twice in reference to this being real. kek is speaking.
ask kek and he shall answer us!
Why do you idiots take some fucking Twitter account that posts shit without any sources and without any proof, seriously?
WOW WHAT A RELIABLE SOURCE
>>81360666
kek says it is!
>>81360257
>sandniggers shooting at eachother
>WW3
>Unconfirmed
Yawn
>>81360655
Wot
>>81360466
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81360666
KEK CALLS IT FAKE
KEKHAS SPOKEN
SHITTY SOURCE
>>81360655
OH MY GOD
>>81360655
and now doubles confirming by previous ones!!
it is on!!!
Good source faggots
tfw no defcon 3 yet
>>81360257
STOP MEME MAGIC NOW1!1
>>81360666
WOW NICE REPEATING DIGITS MIKE
>>81360257
KEK, we WW3 now?
>>81360655
>>81360666
KEK IS HERE
WW3 NOW
Kek em
>>81360257
>defconwarningsystem
can't get any lower than that
oh wait
>unconfirmed
>>81360766
AGAIN??
>>81360666
KEK WILLS IT
>>81360655
>>81360511
>>81360466
ARE YOU HIS PROPHET
WHAT'S HABENEN GREAT ONE
>>81360766
and now doubles confirming my doubles confirming my doubles
fuck you all
kek has said this is real
get ready
<DEFCONWarningSystem
top fucking kek
>>81360655
wtf i love kek now
seriously when has jesus ever given out repeating digits or happenings
>>81360466
Praise kek
>>81360777
>>81360799
>>81360833
>>81360855
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>81360257
>Unconfirmed
>>81360877
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>81360720
Kek is not yet powerful enough to step on Lucifer's turf.
>>81360855
checked
>>81360855
HOLY FUCK
Posting in epic bread
>>81360777
THANK YOU KEK
DELETE THIS THREAD WITH YOUR SHITTY SOURCE
>>81360655
Stop D&Cing
Tfw my cousin join the marines and he's in boot camp right now
>>81360833
MAKE IT STOP
>>81360877
HOLY FUCKKKKK
>>81360660
Yes. Very seriously.
GET THE K E K OUTTA HERE
>>81360877
WHAT THE FUCK???!!
IS IT HAPPENING FINALLY I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT SO LONG
>>81360257
Why didn't they just shut down the atoms?
POST YOUR THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMeu34o_jQ
>>81360877
oh my god -- oh my kek i mean
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81360655
>>81360766
>>81360877
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
SO MANY DUBS
PRAISE KEK
>>81360877
FUCK
doubles confirming my doubles confirming my doubles confirming my doubles
what have i done?
>>81360257
>>81360257
>Unconfirmed
ww3 starts now
KEK wills it
is kek willing the great crusade?
Praise kek!
The end times are nigh!
Come and see!
TOO MUCH HAPPENINGS
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>>81360766
Scriptfag please. Blasphemers like you will be the first against the wall when Kek returns to power.
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81360655
>>81360766
>>81360877
n-nani!
>>81361026
you basically just shot franz ferdinand holy fuck
>>81360997underrated post
no nukes will be detonated
there will be peace
my singles confirm
>>81360257
PRAISE BE TO KEK
AMERICA WILL GLASS TURKEY AND WIPE THE INFIDELS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
KEK IS WITH US
WW3 BEGINS NOW
>>81360257
The base consists not only of an U.S. base. There's also Turkish military there and according to Turkish government the aircraft attacking the parliament during the coup started from there.
>>81361077
KEK HAS PICKED YOU
if digits OP dies in a car crash tomorrow
>>81361018
no i don't want it
kek you are scaring me
>>81360257
>defcon on twitter
Go back to your anime, goy.
>>81361077
No. KEK wills WW3 today.
Praise him.
All hail KEK.
>>81361131
Thanks town rapist, hopefully that's enough.
big dubs if true
>>81360951
Shilled.
>>81361166
fug
Kek says nothing happening
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81360655
>>81360766
Fucking shit mam
>>81360257
>There are retards taking this shit serious
Kill yourself
>>81361101
no scripts used.
>>81360833
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81361026
You pushed it too far, man
Migu will prevent WW3 through the power of love and friendship and /u/.
>>81361112
ah shit!
time for comfy
>>81361166
>>81361166
sayonara OP
>>81360666
KEK CONFIRMS
>>81361166
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81360655
>>81360666
>>81360766
>>81360777
>>81360799
>>81360833
>>81360855
AND SO IT BEGINS
>>81360877
THE PROPHET IS HERE
shut down the atoms quick!
>>81360257
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81360655
>>81360766
>>81360877
posting in legendary thread that started WW3
>unconfirmed source
>cited by Defcon Roleplaying System
>>81361272
This thread is full of people getting raging boners over their magical kek meme. It's quite obvious that the people believing this are retards.
Worship an Egyptian frog god of chaos, they said.
Happenings are comfy, they said.
World War 3
Today
WOW
>>81360257
DEFCONWS more commonly known as autistic fan fiction for armchair generals.
>>81361333
STAHP
>>81360361
nuking the middle east, ww3 over
>>81361166
Noice
>>81361166
fuck. just as kek picked me to deliver this message. good thing i don't drive.
please kek i just want to be your messenger, but if nukes happen tonight, i will go willingly
>newfags falling for the script kiddie bullshit
I want reddit to leave
>>81360877
Does... does this mean we're fucked boys?
>>81361026
keeping it alive. check the dubs
>>81361421
Not today as my post number will confirm.
>>81361421
(you)
>>81360766
STOP THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81360466
fuck off anon
> unconfirmed
> DEFCONWS
>>81361333
What the fuck dude
Comfy ww3 happening
kek is born in nuclear fire
>Somebody shoots a nuclear warhead
>It goes off
>>81361333
Yes, it is.
>>81361183
im afraid its not your decision
I'll be with you whatever
>>81361333
GET COMFY LADS ITS HAPPENING!!!
>>81360466
Oh fuck praise be unto him most holy of frogs PRAISE KEK
>>81361333
fuck. kek is back with me saying that what i said is true!
>>81361382
That is seriously the most retarded shit in the history of /pol/.
Even the Ebola-chan shit was less autistic
>>81360766
fuck off shitty bot
I've never seen people so upset at a source or kek.
Damage control is real.
>>81361617
Kek is truly watching over us in this thread.
>>81360877
ww3 real
ww3 now
it's happening
>>81360877
KEK HAS SPOKEN
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
SILENCE.
>>81361380
all those (You)s that you kek for allowing me to bring this message!
>>81361643
This
>>81361643
THIS
WW3 INC LADS!
>>81361702
sauce?
>>81361455
>>81361577
>>81361611
>>81361633
Praise kek
These are the B61 nukes stocked at Incirlik
More and more people are confirming gunshots and explosions in the base
>>81360877
>>81361744
NOT AGAIN
>mfw the digits in this thread
>>81361434
i don't know what is going on
I dont get it
what do they mean by unconfirmed ?
It either happend or it didnt
wtf
>>81361333
WW3 CONFIRMED COMFY
PRAISE KEK
>>81361785
Look at the file name.
I can't find sauce for it and never have been able to. Good luck.
https://twitter.com/laszlo_zorya/status/754423978505166848
>>81360466
Ww3 cumfirmed
Whose ready for mass Roach extermination?
WW3 is now
KEK confirms
Kek please nuke Toronto
Jesus may bring us bread, but kek brings us repeating digits
>>81360784
>STOP MEME MAGIC NOW
kek is sending it into overdrive
KEK CONFIRMS WW3
>>81360877
PRAISE KEK!
>>81360466
>>81360511
>>81361333
ITS TIME
PRAISE KEK
>tfw someone nukes near me
>>81361907
>>81361744
Call me a doubting Thomas, but I think something's up here...
Just in case do i go to the bundeswehr or should i look for some right wing rebels
It happened, it fucking happened
This is crap. Not one reliable source on twitter. Just a bunch of retards discussing what Might be happening based on one tweet from a nobody
>>81361333
god damn it, fuck
>this entire thread
P-praise be to kek
if digits then islam wins and allah gives my gf a black bull so i dont longer need to fuck her
>>81361744
fuck
kek has blessed with doubles again
why is this happening
i've never seen this in a thread?
why?
kek, we all nuke now?
>>81361702
>>81361940
Literally the only two images I've ever seen on 4chan that I can't find a source for anywhere.
>>81361901
it's quite famous
try Google on this page
>>81360257
STOP PLAYING WITH ANCIENT DEMONIC BEINGS YOU FAGGOTS
Posting in WW3 thread
>>81361811
Would one of those level a city?
I mean, they don't look very big
And why the fuck are there nukes stored in Turkey?
>>81362088
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>81362114
fug so close :(
IS THIS STICKY WORTHY?
>>81360877
HOLY SHIT KEK HAS ARRIVED ON EARTH
When civilization rebuilds itself and uncovers ancient humans from 4chan actuality egging on the apocalypse what will they think of us?
>>81361744
Praise him.
REPORTS COMING IN THAT "SAM HYDE" IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SHOOTING OF A US COLONEL ON THE BASE
>REPORTS COMING IN THAT "SAM HYDE" IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SHOOTING OF A US COLONEL ON THE BASE
>>81360257
They could kill all the POGs and it still wouldn't be ww3
>ww3 really now
>>81362114
If singles then this whole Turkey situation will blow over quickly without anything major happening.
>>81362059
sauce?
>>81362050
help!
kek is saying there is a turk attack on the us base!
Erdogan is gonna seize the nukes, then europe will be fucked. Thanks Obama.
/pol/ has become almost the same as /b/, just with less porn and more people thinking they have any serious understanding of politics
WW3 WILL BE FOUGHT WITH MEME MAGIC
>>81362162
So we can fire them quickly at Russi -- I mean, Iran and North Korea. :^)
>>81362141
Well definitely give it a try. Thanks anon.
>>81360660
Shh, you're ruining the fun.
>/pol/ will literally have memed the end of world into reality
wew lad
so many dubs
praise kek
>>81360257
Posting in a blessed thread. Praise Kek.
>>81362120
i don't doubt you kek. continue with your wisdom please
Don't worry NATO will just deactivate the atoms.
>>81361966
HOLY SHIT FORT HOOD IS SENDING OUT HELICOPTERS AND MOBILIZING AND SOME ALARMS WENT OFF
>>81362059
>>81362059
Theres Brits in that base too lets do this!
The world ends tomorrow, but we will ascend.
>>81362273
https://www.reddit.com/live/x9gf3donjlkq
Don't judge me
>>81362238
What's your reaction to knowing Mayans sacrificed hundreds of thousands of people a year for no reason?
>>81362160
their max yield is 340 kilotons
3 of them would be enough to flatten Ankara for exemple
there are 90 bombs like these in incirlik
>>81362299
praise be to kek
i will stop kek with my digits
>>81362162
See
>Cuban Missile Crisis
Need your nukes to be as close as possible for potential M-A-D happening
>>81360877
WW3 NOW GAS THE KIKE
will KEK be able to TRUMP all other gods? guess we'll have to WAIT and SEE.
>>81362397
BROOF IM IN SAN ANTONIO TOO BUT NOWHERE NEAR FT HOOD
>>81362299
checked. now you are the one that kek is talking through. continue anon
>>81362160
Oh and don't forget, they are tactical nukes, they can be dropped by almost any US aircraft
>>81360936
I got quints earlier today when saying that we're going to need to be as brutal and callous as the Muzzies to stop the Muzzies. KEK is both strong and wise.
>>81362343
kek is the god of chaos and destruction after all. It only makes sense they'd support it.
we black magic now
>>81362397
>>81362500
Like 20 just left in rows
>>81360666
My lord, your will be done.
>>81361077
>>81361166
>misusing the will of Kek like this
You should be punished.
>>81361377
Show benis if real
>>81362162
Americas first response against Russia.
>>81362088
Multiple tweets from disparate, unconnected accounts reporting similar events faggot.
>>81361907
>>81362059
Hey guys, what are those digits in the next post reading?
>>81362451
That`s not how this works, retard.
This is some Tom Clancy type shit goin on.
TEN F-16's IN THE AIR
https://twitter.com/SansursuzK/status/754424249964638208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFENgb2zOn4
YOU FOOLS YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
>>81362554
>BLM has won
>>81362598
nothing here by Tinker AFB
Praise Kek
>OMG HELICOPTERS AROUND ME LEAVING BASES XD
The United States is half way around the world you dumb burgers, look out for mass C130's instead of helicopters..
>>81360833
>>81360929
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>this is how world war 3 starts, shit posting on a fucking basketweaving chinese cloth trafficing site is the literal franz ferdeananana of the modern world just kill me now senpai
I-I'm gonna kek
>>81360877
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????
WW3 IS ON PRAISE KEK HOLY FUCK SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT (include me pls)
nothing can stop me from trying to stop keke
>>81361785
that's from a trap doujin.
>>81362641
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=incirlik%20afb&src=typd&lang=en&lang=en
Not happening.
>>81362682
No, KeK will is done.
REEEEEEpent and join us, we have digits over here for everyone!
If dual repeating digits, WW3 is cancelled. Go home everyone.
F16S IN THE AIR
EVEN TGHOUGH THERES A NO FLY ZONE
I REPEAT
NO
FLY
ZONE
>>81362598
> IMG_20160715_114926715.jpg
>Like 20 just left in rows
>07/16/16(Sat)17:25:17
>>81362663
I know, but he wanted an exemple, kraut
>>81360877
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-un-idUSKCN0ZW0ZN?il=0
NATO has a device that can shut down the atoms dont worry
>No atoms no problems
LETS GO!
>>81362673
Literally who
multiple twitter accounts now saying widespread gun fire around base
Kek ww3 kek
Kek ww3 kek
>>81362885
I dont think so, ribbit.
>>81362793
reeeeeeeeeeee
AT LEAST GIVE ME THE SOURCE
WW3 NOW, STOCK UP ON TENDIES AND GET /COMFY/
