Singaporean Family watch newlywed members make love for the first time
>“I snapped the photo right at the moment before he came, and it was truly a beautiful scene.” says the uncle of the newly married boy
>“I felt nervous having my family there to accompany me, and also give me guidance on how to proceed. At first I had trouble entering my girlfriend, but my mother suggested I take things more slowly and relax, and I was able to eventually slip it in.”
https://www.thenews.ng/weird/family-practices-tradition-watching-newlywed-members-make-love-first-time/
how do you find this stuff lmfao
Fuck I can't even imagine this happening. My whole family standing there I couldn't even get hard.
You need mental help if you spend your free time looking up weird shit like this. Fucking gypsy
Oi vey a new brand of fetish just opened up
>>81350383
if anyone ever thinks Chinks are human, just remember this.
nigger tier
>>81350383
after looking at that picture i really no longer have interest in having sex
Dad starts wankin
>>81352320
>Dad smacks your ass
>"Attaboy"
>>81350383
Sex education level: Asian Mother
I feel psychologically this wouldn't be that bad. In fact it might be positive, I thinks.
>>81352624
How exactly?
it's cuck fun for the whole family!!
>>81352456
Fucking Kek
Yep, Asians are fucking weird.
Nothing new
>>81352504
I've always been curious about this, every Asian girl I've slept with has had some ancient white maneuvers and I've always wondered if Asian moms just pass that down
HAHAHA is this the real life?
>>81350383
Pol will defend this
>>81352198
especially when compared to the highly cultured triple-penetration porn from socal
>>81350383
Eh it's pretty weird but if they're all okay with it, I don't really see anything wrong with this. Might actually be a more healthy approach to sexuality than treating it like some huge taboo you're not supposed to talk about.
>>81350383
>SINGAPORE
YELLOW NIGGER MUDSLIMES.
>>81352876
>ancient white maneuvers
?
>>81352879
wtf I hate /pol/ now
>>81352911
I agree. Actually, I don't see why we shouldn't just have porn on daytime TV or sex in public. It's a pretty arbitary taboo.
They must be Game of Thrones fans.
>"It's a tradition. Without the bedding ceremony there's no real proof the lord and lady consummated their marriage." ―King Robb Stark to Queen Talisa Stark
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Bedding
>>81352855
Only chinks
>>81352964
Lol, the ones doing this are yellow christcuck chinese.
The muslims are relatively normal in bed.
>>81352227
Don't worry it was never going to happen anyway neckbeard
lmfao
>m-mom don't you think I should practice with you first? B-before my big day?
>>81350383
No way I'd ever get hard in that situation
>>81350383
What a terrible situation it would be if she yelled something like "Fuck me daddy"
>>81350383
Just like in my chinese stone carving
>>81352708
It would cause a large separation of minds where every person is themselves. It would inherently be Freudian if it were based on the English societal system (Japan largely is close to it, if not more selfless.)
So, I would assume they would all fall into roles and it would be a pure and beautiful thing that would fulfill one necessary side for all seeing. The couple having sex would feel their youth intwined, parents would come together as a couple and the relationship with their child would be personified outward so all could see. It would possibly be the most insane thing one could ever watch, truly, but there would be a purity in it, if it was done right, that would be unheard of.
>>81350383
Makes sense to be honest. Gooks have such low testosterone that the marriage might not be consummated unless the family supervises. If this spreads across Asia, it could really raise their birthrate.
>>81352456
>'give her one from me, son'
>>81350383
My sides what the fuck
>>81353543
kek
It used to be the same among the European royalty. Since marriages were political in nature there had to be people present to testify it had been consummated. And it wasn't only family. Ambassadors and high ranking clergy members would also attend.
Combining two of the most fucked in the head groups on Earth (chinks and christians) was always going to end like this
This used to be common all over Europe to make sure a marriage was consummated
http://celyn.drizzlehosting.com/mrwp/mrwed.html
There is evidence in 1100s Lyon, France they'd even bring the clergy in a long with the family to sprinkle holy water on them.
>>81353997
>christians are more fucked than muslims
>>81351979
Same
I had trouble getting hard my first time without anyone watching
Let alone my mom
O ____0
Come on, that must be fake.
>ywn fuck your virgin waifu while your megane neesan watches on entranced
>>81353932
hehe so you looked at >>81353251 too eh? that game of thrones wikia was more informative than i thought
>>81352456
>>81353585
>logh musical
Is that Lohengramm? Are those the admirals in the back?
WHAT THE FUCK
All cultures and people are equal. Toppest of Keks.
>>81350383
Sadly enough this is fake.
>>81350383
>you will never marry a virgin qt and lose your virginities together on your wedding night
>>81352456
>Are ya winnin' son?
>>81354380
You'll be sorry that you asked famalam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8M9O4Ckvbg
Fake. Singaporeans don't have sex.
>>81350383
In 10 years, this will be normal in the US, except instead of family, it will be lawyers to make sure there was full consent, and rape counselors to console the women afterwards.
>>81350383
Fucking asians man
>Instead of kissing, Manchu mothers used to show affection for their children by performing fellatio on their male babies, placing its penis in their mouths and stimulating it, since it was not considered a sexual act, while the Manchu regarded public kissing with revulsion, which was considered sexual.[30][31][32][33][34]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss#East_Asia
>>81353932
I can only imagine how furiously those clergy members masturbated after seeing some 14-year old princess get rammed. I would.
>>81354944
Nothing lends itself more to a stageplay than a hundred something episodes long animu series after all.
Fucking japs
FAKE
http://says.com/my/news/east-asia-tribune-fake-news-site
I wonder why it's so weird to have people watching. I had sex with random strangers watching me before. But I know if any of them were people I knew I wouldn't be able to do it.
https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/an5mday2e5di5h4swzpkwrlix4e
Rape us.
>>81352456
>>81352876
>Asian girl
>ancient white maneuvers
>>81354135
Muslims being worse doesn't excuse Christians from being nigger toe sucking lunatics
>>81355617
Pretty much. I can't recall - literally can't - the number of random, drunk sluts I fucked back in the day on all those metal concerts and festivals and there were always people around.
The thing with this story, even if it's fake, is having the family watching from an arm's length away. That's gotta be awkward.
>>81355014
How culturally enriching
ITS FAKE OP, It's form a Chinese movie scene 一路向西(All the way to the west) I am from China I can confirm, and we are really not niggers we have souls.
>>81350383
Based af Singaporeans passing of the torch
didn't this used to be a thing though where they would consummate the marriage
>>81356075
mind your language this is a Christian thread
>>81354216
>I had trouble getting hard my first time without anyone watching
Buncha slack jawed faggots around here.
>>81356206
>The thing with this story, even if it's fake, is having the family watching from an arm's length away. That's gotta be awkward.
It's got to have originated from when families made economic and political alliances through marriage and the pact was dependent on the marriage being consummated.
>>81350383
I need more pictures, please Romania
>>81357362
This, if you aren't into fucking your family or watching your family get fucked you definitely won't get respect from Sweden.
>>81350383
Why is there a dude photoshopped on the left?
>>81357809
That's kek watching over his Asian followers.
>>81354061
>If you sprinkle that thing in my face one more time I will shove it up your ass, I swear to god
>>81351979
I'd get harder.
Especially if they joined in.
>>81353932
>>81354061
>too much GoT
>>81352320
>>81352456
>>81354712
>>81350383
Them actually being there and watching is a little weird.
When I was married her father did the wedding so it was a wedding how her family does them and it was weird. When it was time for the bedding everyone hurried us to the bed that was prepared and I had to fuck her quick because in about 15 minutes they'd be back to make we'd done it right and haul me out for more drinking.
That's how it should be done.
>>81352175
Says the loser on 4chan
>>81359036
That sounds awful
>>81358689
>>81354640
I know that feel. There are countries where you can still have a virgin qt as a wife if you are just the average hardworking man.
In the 1800's and prior parents used to have sex in the same room as their children. Privacy was a luxury that most couldn't afford.
It's the mark of an ignoramus to assume that one's own cultural practices have been the same for all time and are objectively the best over all others. But then that's the mark of /pol/ too.
>>81355525
I'd watch that 3 times rather than the fucking Ring Cycle.
>>81350383
The path of wizard looks more inviting every day
>>81350383
Even in the medieval times they realised this practice was old so just had them show the bloody sheets instead
>>81359796
tossing
>>81352320
> ”No homo, son! Get 'er done! Grandma and Grandpa are joining our Skype call in a minute."
>>81355158
l-lewd
>>81359036
>only 15min to fuck
Are you a premature ejaculator or something?
>>81359198
No, it was great. Just fuched her and got it over with and went back to the party. Nice and old timey.
What was awful was the bride kidnapping they insisted on. It sounds fun until you realize "hiding out in the woods" means "starving in the woods" because apparently kidnappers can't take food with them.
>>81350383
Even the bride's father?
I'd put on a show for that motherfucker.
>>81360381
>not just ordering a pizza
>>81358689
>>81350383
>ywn have your little sister watch as you fuck your qt asian gf
>>81359796
wizard.
>>81360373
How long does it take you to fuck? You just gotta go fast with it.
>>81360585
Oh, yeah, just call Papa Johns and tell them "just bring it out here in the woods where I had to haul this broad". At least her father didn't find us, that happened once and it sounded worse.
>>81359796
wizard me
>>81350383
Imagine your parents commenting on the size of your penis.
>>81360775
>>ywn have your little sister watch as you fuck your qt asian gf
>you wink at her and say "you're next"
>>81358689
>flag
>>81361126
Imagine your father saying ''mine's bigger'' while you are about to cum.
>>81350383
wouldnt be able to perform with that babe of a sister in law watching from the back.
it's actually my fetish to have people watch my orgasms in a very clinical, detached, disinterested way
like i'm blowing my load and they're all "yep, okay, whatever"
PAGING DR FREUD!!!
>>81360775
I'd stare deep into her eyes.
>>81359796
Hm.
>>81352911
>>81353191
why is it always the eurocucks
you wanna live in said society come to brazil
sex for non reproductory purposes should be banned
>>81352456
>Dad starts fucking mom right next to you
lmao fucking hell
>>81350383
FAKE AND SHIT OLD
>>81355014
Is it wrong I got a boner reading this?
>>81352876
>ancient white maneuvers
Go own
>>81361379
>move over, son, let your father show you how its done
>>81352876
>ancient white maneuvers
Go on
More pics pls
>>81362226
Nah /ss/ is the fetish for sexually repressed loners after all.
>>81350383
Your typical heterosexual couple
>>81353932
>Éducation Républicaine™
>>81355014
i feel like sociologists and anthropologists make shit up
we can never fact check them, unless someone else wants to go hang out with some lost tribe in the amazon
they could tell us these people drink snake piss for christmas and wear shoes on their hands and we have to believe them
>>81350383
Reminds me of that Antoinette movie.
They used to do this all the time in Europe to prove the marriage was consummated. You'd have tons of people sitting around the newlyweds bed and the priest would have to document the moment to prove the marriage was legit
>>81359385
>>81360595
Fucking kek
>>81359100
and what does that make you
>>81350383
Cute.
>>81359796
Roll.
>>81354944
Thats not the gif though, the gif one is the all woman Takarazuka Revue play
>>81358689
absolutely british
>>81353571
You're fucking weird.
>>81352876
>ancient white maneuvers
Interesting...
>>81362270
Reminds me of the "thumb" greentext from /fit/
>>81359796
Toastin
>>81350383
:3
This is a comfy level most American families will never get to enjoy. True love.
>>81350383
Sounds pretty hot desu, just like one of my Japanese porn comics
>>81362513
i guess this anthropologist really went nuts then
>>81363014
>all woman Takarazuka Revue play
My god, these fucking gooks, as if their men weren't already feminine enough. Do you have a youtube of it?
>>81354135
You can easily do this to someone with a fine paintbrush and some bacon grease.
Romanians are GOAT posters
>>81353191
>comparison attempt fail
>>81360373
if you cant bust in 15 minutes its because you either lost your wood or are nervous.
>>81359796
KKK wizard pls
>>81363881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXSDhxJoYI
Its more of a traditional thing in the vein of Rose of Versailles.
>>81363771
Holy fuck
>>81359796
J.K Rolling
>>81362513
>they could tell us these people drink snake piss for christmas and wear shoes on their hands and we have to believe them
Here is a 100% true story. I made friends with an Indonesian guy in college. One day, a radfem took him to task for expressing a "gender normative" opinion when we were sitting in a restaurant. He'd actually just recounted the abstract of a paper he'd read, but she was offended by facts as usual and got upset with him. I wound up discussing radfem gender nonsense with him for a while because of that interaction. Even though he was pretty nonreligious, he had a worldview not too far removed from a typical conservative culture, so he was kinda perplexed and alarmed by radfem bullshit.
Anyway, I brought up this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_in_Bugis_society
He reacted with surprise as he read the text. He told me something a bit surprising; HE was Buginese, and had never in his life heard about any of this nonsense. Even among the old-school quasi-Pagan family from way out on the outlying islands. I'd always been skeptical about the theory, but seeing an honest-to-god native scoff at western leftists and their bizarro gender nonsense pretty much cemented it in my mind.
Anthropologists aren't ALL hacks and retards, but a big chunk of them are. They see these strange extreme societies as little laboratories where they can prove obvious falsehoods about human behavior, and won't blink twice at rationalizing how those occasional gay dudes or celibate priests are actually A New Gender Proving Gender Is Socially Constructed.
>>81350383
That's actually rather cute.
>>81363771
i've read the papers on that site because they are horrifying / fascinating
the thing is he is quoting dozens of different sociological and anthropological papers. it's seemingly like every society that isn't thoroughly researched or available for easy fact checking is full of incest, rape, overly complex social structures, etc. so much so that it resembles a fantasy novel. somehow it's absent from every civilization we know of, but once the researchers are in a jungle somewhere that we can't get to, human beings turn into orcs or aliens.
i looked into one of the books he referenced written by some woman about the samoans or some other island people like that. turns out there were criticisms of her book by other sociologists who claimed that when they went and asked about the people she interviewed, the islanders claimed they were just making shit up. all the fantastical sounding systematic rape rituals were complete horseshit.
the fact is that the researches can't fact check the stories and we as readers can't fact check the researchers. it's all blind faith.
>>81364111
This. Most people here are far too nationalistic and arrogant. Romania has nothing to lose, so they essentially have perfect control of all /pol/ situations.
>>81364302
My god, who can possibly be the target audience for this? They are just a separate species, there is no understanding gooks.
You guys realize this is a fake news site, right?
>>81359796
i agree anon
>>81353297
Heh, not bad, not bad
>>81359796
This ought to be good...
>>81350383
The girl has a bretty gud face.
Do the man of the family tkae turns for fucking her?
>>81350383
>>81359796
Rollan.
>>81350383
At least it's missionary , it'd be a lot more embarrassing if he was fucking her aggressively in doggystyle
>>81350383
>Are ya winning, son?
>>81363771
Abomination.
I could dig this, only if the grandparents are nice, comforting, and supporting
>>81359796
Shooting for snake penis, wish me luck lads
>>81359796
Wizardino me.
>>81352876
>ancient white maneuvers
whaat dont let us hang like that
>>81359796
come on fist wizard
>>81359796
rrrrrrrooooooollllllllll
What is wrong with you guys? Isn't exhibitionism a god tier fetish? Stop judging us
>>81353571
I'll take what he's having, please
>>81359796
dick wizard get
>>81350383
This story is like 20 million years old but that pic cracks me up every time and was the sole reason I entered this thread.
>>81359796
king me
>>81359796
wiz me senpai
>>81353543
Underrated
>>81353251
This was common until the late 1600s in almost every royal family in Europe and Asia.
>>81363647
Sleep tight, baby Baba.
>>81354216
o__________O
>>81354712
best
>>81359796
wiz
>>81359796
just wiz my shit up
>>81359796
Benis.
>>81359036
>the bedding
Did you have a nice stagecoach to take to your honeymoon at sir lancelots castle m8?
>>81359796
Rollin for a good one
>>81352456
This will be one of those posts that I'll remember 5 years from now and it will still make me laugh.
>>81359796
already a wizard but lets see which type
>>81353253
>Only chinks
Are you sure about that Mr. Japan?
>>81359796
ROOOOOOLLLLLLLL
>>81369718
Japan is always a fucking white male. Real Japs are too busy not having children.
>tfw I look right into my wifes dads eyes as I bang her ass like a bogo drum
>>81354216
>O ____0
>>81352876
Anon, please do enlighten us.
>>81359796
wut.
Why? Did they need visual confirmation he's not gay or what?
>>81350383
Hot.
Sauce?
>>81370501
Only if it's OP
>>81359796
Lets go!
MFW that's my fetish and my parents aren't into it. I've asked them many, many times.
>>81370750
Noice, got the army wizard.
>>81357362
Especially without his mom. How could anyone get hard without their mom watching? Everytime I have sex, I make sure my mom sees.
>>81359796
rollipollirorororororo
>>81364617
Best post itt
>>81371300
:DD:D:D:
>>81359796
bloodwizard get
>>81370821
wat
>>81359796
give me a wizard
>>81359796
Tossing my coin in
Don't religious jews do something similar?
Lock the bride and groom in a room during the party and they're supposed to fuck in there?
>>81360478
Fucking kek
>>81352175
Literally you're a fucking loser for clicking the thread on 4chan.
He could as well just browse thenews.ng and found out the article.
>>81359796
Wiggling
>>81364617
i know m8. indonesian culture and history are a bit fucked up because it was mostly recorded during the dutch colonialism and with slight bias towards radicalizing how backwards indonesian savages are. However, indonesian made records are also fucked up and does everything in its power to demonize the dutch even when it means changing history. In a dutch book about travels to sumatra back in 1800, it noted that the people are mostly content because the dutch colonials helps reduce slavery from the regents and their workload. on the other hand, the indonesian side of history mentioned that the dutch are the ones who brought slavery like forced labour and heavy punishments. the problem with this is that there are no unbiased account of history during that time and the ones made after it.
>>81359796
21 year old virgin, and not changing anytime soon
>>81371700
Oh come on. I'm not alone. Haven't we all wanted our parents to watch us twitch some gooey delight inside our gf's clunges?
in the end, everyone will ride her like a horse! part off the tradition!
>>81354712
>>81372645
indonesians are savage though, that's more or less uncontestable
you guys ate rockefeller's son. in the SEVENTIES.
you massacred chinese... in the NINETIES. you average iqs are in the low 80s. half of the islands were cannibalistic until forced onto plantations by the dutch, and htey RETURNED to cannibalism until starbucks found a way to turn you all into coffee farmers. because if you could only grow rice, you'd rather just return to eating each other
>>81360381
Married hmong?
>>81369195
Don't be salty cause you're jealous.
There wasn't a honeymoon, really. It's assumed the bride becomes immediately pregnant so serious travel would be impossible.
That assumption is also why the only thing she could drink at the wedding was "bride's wine"(which isn't really wine).
>>81373280
No, just regular American nutter.
>>81352876
>every Asian girl I've slept with
Why you lie on 4chan son?
>>81351979
>>81354216
this is because you guys masturbate too much.
>>81359796
Oh geez this seems like jolly fun but I recognize that if you don't reply to this post right your mother will die tonight.
>>81373232
yes, you see that is probably correct. problem is none of this is actually taught in schools or even universities and the dutch records arent fully accurate too.the main problem is that there are no furhter modern studies about our history and culture thats unbiased. by the way, only interior borneans are cannibals.
tell me more about rockefeller son
>>81359796
Tsubasa
>>81350383
anyone have the uncensored version?
>>81359796
come on cat
What the fuck is this degenerate shit
is no one gonna notice that the guy on the left is photoshopped in
>>81359796
Rollin for AMERICAN
>>81359796
Rolando
>>81373654
gtfo
>>81373849
unless you're chinese, your blood is mixed with these people
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582979/Cannibal-killing-finally-revealed-The-gruesome-details-Rockefeller-heir-gutted-cooked-Asmat-tribe-New-Guinea.html
there are no unbiased studies because there's nothing to discover in your culture except for 2k years of cannibalism, even on sumatra and java. we can tell who has been killed to be eaten by examining the bones, and some 20% of all the remains found in indonesia were prepared to be eaten because they have common butcher's patterns.
then, when islam came, you killed all of the high class priests who were actually literate in sanskrit and drove them to bali, which is why even toda bali is the only remotely civilized province. and instead of eating each other according to islam, you just kill each other and rape your cousins instead.
there's nothing pleasant to find, that's why it's uninvestigated. kind of like genetic science for blacks.
>>81352456
Literally lol
>>81350383
This is a hoax.
Also
>news from Nigerian website is credible
>>81352456
Kek
>>81359796
rolex
>>81350383
>>81374663
thankfully your first guess is correct. Javanese an sumatrans are never cannibals though. their race is diffrent than of interior borneans. Even the malays are afraid of them.
>>81375226
Germany! Source!!! I wanna fap to this!
>>81350570
When your career is shitposting, in Bumfuck Romania, you have a lot of time on your hands
>>81359796
rollllopo
>>81375226
saaaaaaaaauce
>>81359796
we wuz wizards n shit
>>81359796
rollllll
>>81375659
>>81375778
Hahahaha
love you guys, this sauce meme never gets old
>>81351979
I can't even do it with a dog in the room.
>>81354216
>the spaces
>the emote
>not ironically uwu'ing
Reddit be gone
I don't know if hoax or not.
But, sexuality , barring culture, has no rules.
The greeks fucked anything and practically didn't have "gay" as a concept.
I've seen photos of hadicapped people being helped out to have sex with each other ... and I think it's ok.
I blame it on religion to have us all repressed.
>>81375346
you're not getting a very good education. the javanese and sumatran record is replete wtih cannibalism.
sumatrans might be a different race though, I wasn't aware. seems unlikely, but not implausible. everything south of thailand is basically malayan
>>81359796
Why not.
