> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xoUIP9g54
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42
>the Coup failed
>>81314502
not our country
was a nice night's entertainment
shaved me head to deal with this weather lads. much better
>>81314551
PRETTY PRITI
>>81314721
Yobbo, Asbo is in the post
Good day mateys. Tell me what I need to know about the glorious, uncucked Britain?
>>81314502
Worry not, dear fellow, for the second British Empire is near!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009487/We-stayed-Britain-Shock-poll-reveals-60-Jamaicans-think-theyd-better-colony.html
http://www.rfa.org/english/news/china/hong-kong-03142013141313.html
>>81314502
>>81314600
You're thinking about the wrong coup lad
Seems like Turkey is now just yet another Islamic failed state 2bh
Still deeply sceptical of this pokemon go thing lads
>>81314784
Hmm. That's really vague.
I suppose you can start by watching Nigel Farage videos on YT, that's redpilled a lot of internationals on us.
>2016
>>81314551
>curry niggers
>>81314777
better than being a dity hippie desu senpai baka
>>81314784
Karen should have a british accent and not Engrish to be authentic
>>81314551
Who else would stir last night's tikka masala for a can of Irn-bru?
>>81314949
>2016
>not having glorious short back and sides
>>81314949
>Karen
Who?
>>81314943
Do you think she was really that pissed off about our cheese imports?
Posting new rare karen I found
>Leicester
>Trump
>Corbyn
>Brexit
>Turkey
It's just exponential at this point.
What you listing to lads?
This kind of shit is my workout music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npmnjoDYpiQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>81314943
Is she the lezzer one lads?
>>81315099
absolutely
>>81315117
What's the second animu?
>>81315176
I'm convinced China is going to do something massive soon. Meme magic boys
Do we join the Turkey USA war or sit on the fence and sell weapons to both sides?
>>81315176
And to think that 7 months ago I said I was bored as shit
>>81315044
This to be honest. Most people who have get it aren't fashy and have that rediculous pineapple do.
>>81315225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>81315176
Hearing Americans pronounce Liecester was probably the most keks I've had all year
>>81315244
No, that's Liz Truss.
The lezza is Justine Greening
>A L T E R N A T E . T H R E A D . T H E M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiYZ_7g0hh4
Is she autistic, lads?
>>81315044
It actually is a short back and sides, I think.
>>81315077
DELETE
>>81315176
forgot France
>>81315434
>JU5+
>JUST
>>81315252
Don't know, lad.
>>81315416
She used to be a Lib Dem in uni, so yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhlRM6rYck
>>81315396
>Justine Greening
Ah yeah thats her, thanks for clearing that up.
>>81315416
potetially
>>81315416
She cucked her husband and is forcing him to raise the bairn she's the enemy of autists
>>81315416
She's had an affair with a superior right?
Who else /missingstarkey/ here?
I fear he's not long for this world.
>>81315540
>that smile
Yeah, it's autism
>>81314551
>>81315494
Aye. It's my "fuck this I can't be bothered to style my hair" look for the summer. Got me ex-squaddie dad to do it when I went over to his earlier for lunch
>>81315592
I hope you're just northern and not a filthy Scot using words like that
>>81315176
>tfw I finally got a job this year after being a NEET for 4 years
Happenings ogreload
>>81314297
Will we accept the Japanese refugees when Abe turns Japan into a nationalist dictatorship (keyword being dictatorship, because nationalist states are good) and restricts freedom of speech.
Pros:
Japs have high IQs and a good work ethic
Anime and Games
Higher GDP in Britain for people buying all the anime and games
Cheaper anime and games
QT3.14 Japanese women
Cons:
They're not British
They need to learn English, which many of them are shit at
>>81315611
I think it was with Samantha Cameron's father-in-law
>>81315044
disgusting
>>81315833
>which many of them are shit at
but in a cute way
>>81315624
He got a bit btfo by a tranny recently.
>>81315403
You gotta step up and start posting threads with aesthetic black and white british architecture philli-bro
>>81315117
https://imgur.com/a/zFFsg
>>81315252
Seraph of the end.
>not having messy as fuck hair most of the way down your back
you'll never be magi tbqh
What the fuck is going on with the weather, I'm cold today it says its 14 degrees then on Tuesday my iPhone is saying its 29 degrees.
I'm going to melt, I was literally wearing a coat last night.
>>81315833
>>81315939
rondon confirmed?
>I...I made these just for you anon-kun
>g...go on, try one of m...my tasty pork buns
>>81315862
Fucking kek. And the guy unfortunately got the bad ending with his wife divorcing him
>>81316052
What?
>>81315833
If only we were 4% Japanese and not 4% Mudslime
>>81316100
Shitty google images
>>81316181
Just think of all the qts
Why do we live in the bad present
>>81316052
ewww no. come to newcastle. we need more asians that aren't chinese
>>81316100
j-jeez... I'll try one for you, but it's like I do it just to make you happy, ok...?!
>>81316181
I wouldn't mind if we were 10% Japanese, but 15% Japanese is where I cross the line.
>>81316052
kuso haggisu
>>81315833
>Japanese girls
>cute
lol most really aren't my man
>>81315552
>potetially
Excellent work on this post lad
>>81316279
>Not wanting a perfectly divided world between the Anglo-Saxon and Nipponese peoples
Lads, I'm pretty depressed, I can't sleep at all and my every waking hour is spent looking for this word. It's a word that means to delegate a task to someone, I heard it in the context of Napoleon, in that his armies were better because he could ________ tasks to people under him, and as a result the army was more efficient.
It sort of means delegate, but not really, like there's a special word for it but if I try to think about it it just makes my head hurt.
>>81316263
>we don't have qt Japanese twinks
Why?
>>81316325
wasn't helped by the nukes desu
>>81315552
>makes a one word post
>still manages to spell it wrong
Is David Cameron
>>81316398
Anglo-Celtic people are superior, but Nips and other asians (except chinks) are worthy of living (without being slaves).
>>81316495
Damn, I mean to ask does David Cameron have Welsh heritage.
>>81316425
Assign, entrust, consign, devolve, depute, transfer?
>>81316425
Allocate?
>>81316425
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/delegate
have fun
>>81316551
Went to kent last week for the equestrian festival, comfy asf lad
>>81316551
How did you manage to fuck that up that badly?
>tfw sent philip davies an email just to get a "sent from my iPad" at the bottom of it
i need to control myself
>>81314502
>>81316680
It's not as bad as you electing Obama, and Hillary Clinton in 2016.
>>81316679
I use to live in Kent
>tfw it was Chatham
>>81314502
>giving a shit about turkey
>>81316679
I live in a kind of comfy part.
But my town did vote 55% vote remain while the rest of Kent all voted leave. I feel ashamed and disgusted.
>>81316425
Consul nigga?
>>81316653
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T YOU THINK I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT
>>81316644
Nope.
>>81316574
Like all of these, but not. I think I heard it on the Simpsons, in the hank scorpio episode, Homer was sick of doing word so he _______ it to some other people.
This is really destroying me, it feels like there's a single word for this and I can't find it anywhere.
>>81316425
DID YOU FIND THE WORD?
>>81316831
I meant how did you get "is David Cameron" out of the sentence you were attempting to type
>>81315965
>https://imgur.com/a/zFFsg
>>81316265
UK is one of the countries I'm planning to migrate. Other two options are US and AUS
>>81316425
assign?
>>81316425
trust
>>81316932
How do you check how your town voted lad?
>>81317000
We are full
>>81316848
>hurr geopolitics is proper gay innit whut u lookin at duh roaches for hurr
neck yourself, cretin
>>81316956
Just watch that episode then you autist
>>81314297
Stunning Church, went there 2 days ago.
Confessed my sins to the priest, feeling very 'clean' evn tho I'm still not sure if I'm christian or agnost
>>81317096
>>81317012
>>81316991
Nope.
>>81316938
Good suggestion but no. I think it began with an A.
>>81317128
Full of pinoys I know. Fucking california and hawaii are pinoyland.
>>81316956
This is literally a sign of autism
>>81315044
I'm growing back my 90s curtains. Feels good man. On that note, does anyone remember how ridiculously handsome JUST guy used to be. Fuck feminism.
Is it just me or does Theresa look a lot less fierce than she did a couple months ago?
I think it's the hair, her makeup is more subtle, and she lost a few pounds
>>81317123
I don't know. I just remember them voting Remain.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/eu_referendum/results/local/a
>>81316999
I was too busy on the other sentence(s).
>>81317193
assume?
>>81317279
I wish I could pull this off, but my face is too round for it
>>81317282
It's just the haggis lady
>>81316376
>>81316490
pls no bully
>>81317283
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/eu_referendum/results/local/a
>tfw 50.4% remain
>>81317193
Appoint
>>81317000
come to my house
do you have an engrish accent or can you speak it ok?
>>81317283
I like a man who types all his sentences at the same time
>>81317256
How would you know?
>>81317163
Already watched it and read the transcript word for word twice, couldn't find it.
>>81317307
Close. It's like "allocate" but not, like you deviate tasks to someone else. It's a professional term, it's not like you just skive off of work, it's like micromanage but obviously not.
>>81317145
You are a traitor if you care about bother nations
Also
>expecting a coup in a 97% Muslim county
>>81317282
Look at that pot belly traitor.
>>81317480
>TFW Remain 74.1%
>>81317480
>54.9% remain
Kill me now
>>81317539
Well that's fine, because I'm not gay.
>>81315176
What's this about Leicester now m8?
>>81317279
I have probably the worst haircut ever but I don't really give a shit.
>>81317279
I have a literally Hitler cut with extra fringe
>>81316100
Pork! Ultimate weapon against Kebab horde
>>81316495
>anglo-celts
>>81317647
Literally the most unlikely sports victory of all time.
>>81317630
LONDON?
>>81317562
Adjutant? As in the military rank? Napoleon and his Adjutants
>>81317193
Abrogated?
>>81317630
Cambridge?
>>81317193
accredit? Assign?
>>81317562
Apportion?
>>81317480
>62% leave
feels good
>>81317781
>>81317727
Belfast West
This is powerful autism
>>81317283
>60% Leave
kek
>>81317696
>Not being part of the /anglo-celt master-race/
>>81317480
>56% leave
Helps we have have a ludicrously anti-EU MP
>>81317697
Then all their mercenary players left top kek
>>81316848
Wonder where Mary Berry stands...I bet she's a right closet racist desu
>>81317643
>being this sexually insecure
>leicester city broke the natural order of things
>>81317282
>Sturgeon
>>81317608
>You're a traitor if you keep close knowledge about other countries and their weaknesses/strength
Glad you have no say in the running of the country. We'd be fucked by other countries and even more fucked in times of war if you had any power.
>>81317696
I'm half-Welsh and half-English, so I don't use - or really like - the word Anglo-Saxon or Celtic.
>>81317283
>Blaby
>60% Leave
Nice
>>81317514
Of course, lad! Known english since I was a kid, most of us do!
If only I could start the process sooner, visas have such a hefty cost!
>>81317496
>>81317796
>>81317772
>>81317731
These are all excellent suggestions but they're just not right.
I'm starting to think I've gone mad and I've just made the word up, I'd have surely found it by now.
>>81317480
58.4 leave
>>81317836
>not being anglo-aryan
>>81317888
>Lye-Chester
Americans cannot into English is what this taught me
>>81317480
Anyone here lives in scuckland
>>81317921
If you don't find the word please just kill yourself
>turksmell coup attempt
>just truck my shit up
>ongoing brexit madness
Haven't been this entertained in years
>>81317283
>Remain 60.4%
ew
>>81317480
>cotswolds
>79% turnout
>51.1% remain
sorry lads
>>81317985
>Aryan
A garbage race. Anglos and Celtics are much superior to the Aryan jokes.
>>81317921
This is either a well crafted (you) farm, or you're mentally ill
>>81316425
Scrimpton
whore
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/6448889/Elizabeth-Truss-to-face-de-selection-vote-over-affair-with-Tory-MP.html
>>81317921
You're baiting us now. Fuck off
>>81318017
>just truck my shit up
>>81318079
>>81317995
Worcester is worst for yanks
>>81318017
I'm bored already
>>81317772
Did someone say Abrogator stones?
>Remain 50.7%
was honestly a shock as it's heavily labour
>>81318101
It's not attention seeking, I swear. It's been driving me wild, I couldn't sleep for 3 hours thinking about it and am now exhausted as fuck.
>>81318110
fuck off
>>81318014
Strongly considering it.
>>81318175
WAR CHESTER
Assume I am indeed an enormously fat American who is incapable of my own research and definitely not on holiday and definitely not drinking a dacquiri at not quite ten am.
How is the mood on brexit back home? Liberal tears? Trying to walk it back? Cautious British optimism? Has the left eaten itself yet?
Also drive through dacquiri shops. The Americans have plenty wrong with them but sometimes so wrong its right.
>>81318175
War Cester Sauce
>>81318064
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/eu_referendum/results/local/w
Wiltshire was 52.5% leave though, and that's where Alice and Karen live.
They live in Castle Combe to be exact.
>>81317921
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zahir
>>81317480
>Remain 63.2%
>mfw
>>81318175
I say it Wor-chester
>>81317376
>>81318079
>>81317985
This tbqh.
>>81318157
Aryan's were nigga-tier living in grass hunts until we civilised them
>>81318157
That would be fine, in the context of this argument, if Romans were Aryan.
>>81318114
what a saucy little minx
>>81318279
>How is the mood on brexit back home? Liberal tears? Trying to walk it back? Cautious British optimism? Has the left eaten itself yet?
literally all of the above
>>81318316
It's Wuss-ter
>>81318279
Fuck off yank! Go back to Trump Gen
There are several hundred RAF personal at the Incirlik air base, if the Turks try anything what should we do lads?
>>81317283
>leave 54.1%
remain btfo
>>81318394
DING DING DING
That's correct
>>81318316
Yeah, that's how most people would say it
It's actually pronounced kinda like 'Wuster'
What I think of when someone says Worcester
>wipes tears
>>81317480
>66.4% Leave
Urban cucks BTFO
>>81318359
She's devilish.
You have to admit that's pretty cool.
>>81318279
Average person doesn't really know how to react
A lot of leftist tears
And yes, the left is eating itself and may finally cuck itself into total oblivion. Which is not as good as it sounds because without an effective opposition the government always gets sloppy and retarded
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-media-bias-attacks-75-per-cent-three-quarters-fail-to-accurately-report-a7140681.html
>Three-quarters of newspaper stories about Jeremy Corbyn fail to accurately report his views, LSE study finds
>"left wing" like Guardian hates him
>populist right wing like Daily Mail and Sun hate him
>every media outlet in between hates him
AND YET JEZZA STILL STANDS
>>81317480
>51.2% leave
>>81318477
Crown of India gets me erect
>>81314882
How can you be sceptical of something that exists. What you said is utterly meaningless.
>>81317921
why not rewatch that episode of the Simpsons and put us all out of our misery?
>>81318101
I admire its purity.
>>81318193
This is a reference I feel I should get? Enlighten me?
>>81317608
>You are a traitor if you care about other nations
what the fuck are you on about you absolute child
>>81318306
Holy fuck, this describes the feeling I'm going through perfectly. Have I gone insane?
>>81318279
>Cautious British optimism
The stiff upper lip doesn't exist anymore. Just whiny faggots.
>>81318394
>>81318472
Fucking kek. Fucking how, silent RCE
>>81318616
>why not rewatch that episode of the Simpsons and put us all out of our misery?
Already have, couldn't find it.
>>81317480
wew
>>81318175
You guys overestimate how many of us fuck that up. Most people I know just say wuhster or some shit. That sauce is absolutely disgusting though so idc
I've been thinking lads
And I predict that the next big happening in Britain will be the queens death and end of the monarchy
And it will happen before we leave the EU
Any thoughts ?
>>81318713
Makes sense. It is mainly populated by rich people
>>81314297
I just needed to remind everyone that the Church of England will be extinct soon.
>Church of England 'one generation away from extinction' after dramatic loss of followers
>Church of England in decline, whilst Islam is the fastest growing religion in the UK, new poll shows.
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/church-of-england-one-generation-away-from-extinction-after-dramatic-loss-of-followers-10288179.html
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10457520/Church-of-England-will-be-extinct-in-one-generation-warns-ex-archbishop.html
>http://www.christiantoday.com/article/church.of.england.on.the.margins.of.extinction.analyst.claims/61967.htm
>Church of England weekly attendance falls below 1m for first time
>Sunday attendance also drops to 760,000 as decline continues in face of growing secularism, diversity and ageing congregation
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/12/church-of-england-attendance-falls-below-million-first-time
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/12095251/Church-of-England-attendance-plunges-to-record-low.html
>https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2015/5-june/news/uk/uk-anglicans-are-in-serious-decline-say-researchers
Don't worry Brits, I am sure that the minarets which are to be erected around your closing churches will be very tastefully designed.
>>81318773
are liz will never die
>>81317480
>>81318010
>Edinburgh, City of
>Remain 74.4%
Can anyone here beat that?
>>81318718
>That sauce is absolutely disgusting though
Awful taste, it's great added to other sauces or gravy. And great on some cheese on toast.
>>81318713
>living in the city
Fuck off billionaire
>>81318621
Worse, you've become a Borges character
>>81317480
54% Leave, and this is a university town.
>>81318718
>That sauce is absolutely disgusting though so idc
kys
>>81318841
Cheese and toast is gross
>post yfw Corbyn loses the leadership election because most of his supporters can't afford 25 quid
>>81318830
Fucking LONDON >>81318713
>>81318823
Her mother did live to 101 (1900 - 2002).
>>81318822
Normally I'd be happy about it dying out but not if Islam is going to take it's place. Not good
>>81318934
It's more like £45 I think, they're the most expensive mainstream party
>>81317480
%58.2 Leave
fucking LADS
>>81318557
Corbyn "We should give the falkland to the argies" Corychev
>>81318975
City of London is only like 4 city blocks in size, it's mainly just banks
>>81318934
>hello I am here for the job interview.
>>81318922
you're doing it wrong then
>>81319066
Belfast North
Leave 49.6%
19,844 VOTES
Remain 50.4%
20,128 VOTES
So close
>>81315416
Been thinking the same thing desu.
>>81319001
i wonder if she will make it until charles's death, so we skip straight to william.
67.9% strange...
>>81318822
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_Kingdom
>2011
Christian: 59.5%
Islam: 4.4%
I predict that today Christianity is around the 45-50% mark and Islam is around the 5-10% mark.
But, in 4 years time I do believe as more sandies are deported Islam will fall.
>>81318922
Maybe with shitty American cheese and bread
>>81318318
dat 909
>>81318625
Are you sure? I've got one.
>>81318401
You appear to have fallen for my masterful ruse.
>>81318539
I keep hearing noises that Brexit has somehow failed or gone wrong (especially liberal Americans) so I'm curious as my research (I.e. /pol/, the FT, and my Mum) all seem to have varying levels of cautious optimism.
>>81318557
Until I remember about the Falklands I almost admire Comrade Corbyn
>>81318773
No need for her to die, the Comrades will just abolish it.
>>81315744
We're not going anywhere. £15 billion please Nigel.
>>81319233
Feels good man
>>81319185
Actually I don't really like any cheese.
>>81319140
Capital cities are always full of leftists cucks in most elections
The only thing I was surprised about is Duterte won by a fucking landslide in Manila here
Lads, I'm pretty depressed, I can't sleep at all and my every waking hour is spent looking for this word. It's a word that describes an ideology, I heard it in the context of New Labour, in that their policies were better because they were ________ policies.
I think it began with a b but i'm not really sure.
I'm in a northern Cuck Stronghold
so is this basically /brit/ but with an even higher proportion of virgins?
>>81319252
Could be but I've had the fresh, real cheese too and don't like it
>>81319245
Christianity will also fall as there will be less Eastern Euros coming in
>>81319317
Indeed it is.
wew lads.
I knew it would happen though. massive UKIP vote in the euro elections, 2nd in the general, MP backs leave, full of old rich white conservatives. I knew just from the mood of the place
>>81319217
I swear this has now become her goal.
I'll rather miss Liz.
Just got called racist in Greggs AMA
>>81319399
Kek
Bumder I think
>>81319245
>But, in 4 years time I do believe as more sandies are deported Islam will fall.
Many are citizens now.
No, you will all become Muslims. This is the future you chose. So tolerant and progressive.
So enriched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzy4vCTUXGM
Big Pete takes on MUH HOLOCAUST
>>81319399
Bumlickly good
Nah I'm kidding ofc pal
It's blairite u utter madman
>>81319406
you have to go back
>>81319493
My fat ex with massive tits lives in Poole, you've probably shagged her
>>81319298
>I keep hearing noises that Brexit has somehow failed or gone wrong
The reduction in the value of the GBP was directly caused by the Remain fear mongering prior to the vote. If you tell everyone the worlds going to end if UK leaves the EU then FX speculators will go with it.
Anyone who's not a EU shill or economically retarded will say the UK has a much brighter future outside the EU.
>>81319399
Like a character from a Douglas Adams novel.
Also are you sure it wasn't "bugger off"?
>>81319661
is her name amy
>>81319493
Hello Poole bro. Is that you, James?
>>81319538
Do you think that their children will continue to be Islamic
Is there no chance they will become westernized and stop caring about religion ?
