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don't tell me you're serious about your frog worship ?
you do know you're summoning ancient demons right ?
ancient demons are best demons.
Begone heretic.
>>81310007
Kek will stop my head from balding.
>>81310007
Basically yes.
But in reality they're gods.
Well yeah...why would we do it otherwise.
>>81310399
>Kek will stop my head from balding.
>>81310007
Praise kek! Die infidel scum!
>>81310007
See:
>>81300590
It's as serious as early Christianity, with more followers and certainly more tangible happenings.
>>81310399
I really want one of these.
>>81310007
these people worshiping their false gods are just puppets in Gods plan.
so yeah, repent and believe in Jesus.
we're gettin close bois
>>81310399
Holy fuck. I got mine for $9.11. A 10000% increase?!
>>81310007
>implying kek was ever born in the material world
>implying kek won't just steamroll over all false Egyptian/Semitic Gods
Meme Magic is left hand path devil worship. You sinners will burn in hell.
>>81310503
Where'd you get the kek statue? I need one.
>>81310616
>Jesus
>Not a stinking circumcised lying Jewish scumbag
nice try shlomo
>>81310692
HERETIC
>>81310646
You can't get them at any price right now. I actually thought about laying out the shekels to manufacture them, but don't trust the Chinese to do it right.
It probably has more merit to carve/cast your own, just like the house gods of Rome.
>>81310007
>summoning ancient demons right
No shit.
>>81310424
WE WUZ GADZ
>>81310007
Praise Kek.
Check these trips that kek sent me
>>81310307
>>81310384
>>81310399
>>81310424
>>81310452
>>81310503
>>81310522
>>81310575
>>81310595
>>81310616
>>81310684
>>81310773
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>>81310850
i hope you're ready for infinite torture in hell
>>81310007
>you do know you're summoning ancient demons right ?
Yes, that is why we are serious about it.
>>81310932
You dropped this
>>81311013
ILL LIVE IN THE UNDERWORLD IN PEACE
>>81310719
ebay but they sold out desu
>>81310692
>>81310007
KEK has carved this riddle into stone before my very own eyes. The riddles says: "What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?"
Will /pol/ be able to solve it?
>>81311167
>What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?"
Noon
>>81310823
I'm glad I bought mine while I could.
>>81310007
worshipping frogs is just /pol/ getting back to its nigger roots.
>>81311013
>infinite torture in hell
>anywhere near as bad as a single lifetime in Egypt
All hail Kek, Destroyer of Worlds
>>81311013
I think Kek will bring the judgement that's sorely needed, be it by Kek's grace or some other. I'm just calling for a judge.
>>81311376
>Implying egyptians were black
TOP KEK
>>81310399
are those hieroglyphics real or bullshit?
looks like a guy and computer monitor
>>81311167
>KEK has carved this riddle into stone before my very own eyes
you need some antipsychotics
>>81310007
Whats your peoples fucking problem?
One day you are dissing us for being atheist dirt bags and when we finally get religion in our life you bitch about that too.
You can never make these filthy semites happy.
I hope Kek curses all of you.
>>81311477
Kek blesses your truth with glorious 77 dubs, praise!
>>81310007
Bro, Kek is love, he is just to those that praise him.
Do not blame him for the things that go on in the world HUMANS do those things, KeK provides comfiness and laughter that is all he does not care about destroying the world.
>>81311508
100 percent original and authentic.
>>81311477
Kek blesses your post with the divine digits, anon.
>>81311272
reverse image search yields no results
2spooky
>>81311418
>looks at flag
>an hero country
you do realize your country has one of the highest suicide rates in the world right ?
>>81310307
Fpbp
checke m
>>81311739
gee I wonder why
>implying I won't go to Kek heaven because of all the dubs, trips, quads, and quints I've given my lord Kek
Only those with green ids are truly blessed by Kek
I will fuck kristie
praise KEK
Fool, believe in your folktale story.
But I know Kek is real and I know he is God.
I KNOW the Gods are real, the magic is real, everything is real.
>>81310007
so, its clear jesus cant do anything anymore
>>81311739
We don't even make the top 50. Sure, Egypt is lower but that's probably because most of your potential suicides are killed by something deeply unpleasant on their way to killing themselves.
Jung says:
"You should worship only one God. The other Gods are unimportant.
[Kek] is to beflared. Therefore it was a deliverance when he
separated himselffrom me. You do not need to seek him. He will
find you, just like Eros. He is the God of the cosmos, extremely
powerful and fearful. He is the creative drive, he is form and
formation, just as much as matter and force, therefore he is
above all the light and dark Gods. He tears away souls and casts
them into procreation. He is the creative and created. He is the
God who always renews himsel£ in days, in months, in years, in
human life, in ages, in peoples, in the living, in heavenly bodies.
He compels, he is unsparing. If you worship him, you increase his
power over you. Thereby it becomes unbearable. You will have
dreadful trouble getting clear of him. The more you free yourself
from him, the more you approach death, since he is the life of
the universe. But he is also universal death. Therefore you fall
victim to him again, not in life but in dying. So remember him,
do not worship him, but also do not imagine that you can flee
him since he is all around you. You must be in the middle of
life, surrounded by death on all sides. Stretched out, like one
crucified, you hang in him, the fearful, the overpowering."
tl;dr worship ain't where it at OP
>>81310007
WWIII is imminent
>>81311984
he never could
he's just a lying Jew who Jewed everyone
HABBENING WHEN?
>>81310007
>demons
demons don't have to be bad
unless you're Christian that is
then literally everything is bad
maybe...it's actually true...
>>81311984
convert to islam and repent you infidel cuck
>>81312220
THE TRIPS
>>81312266
POWER TO KEK
Praise Kek brothers, for he is our saviour!
>>81310007
You just don't want to deal with Kek coming out of your tombs. He will rise no matter what.
>>81312344
Nice 44
>>81312344
Kek blesses you, anon. The digits show his power. Praise be.
>>81312266
You see: THIS is exactly why we don't think Egypt is cool anymore. Go back to Aton and repent.
>>81312038
The God of the frogs or toads, the brainless, is the uniting of the Christian God with Satan. His nature is like the flame; he is like Eros, but a God; Eros is only a daimon.
The one God, to whom worship is due, is in the middle.
But you have in you the one God, the wonderfully beautiful and kind, the solitary, starlike, unmoving, he who is older and wiser than the father, he who has a safe hand, who leads you among all the darknesses and death scares of dreadful [Kek].
>>81310007
Kek is the only true deity PRAISE KEK
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>>81312313
>>81310007
STRAWPOLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10760143
STOP WITH THIS MEME MAGIC
YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY WHOLE WORLD WITH IT, RRRRREEEEEEEEE
Kek grants us a win from the chinks.
Kek wants many chink heretics to die.
Kek meme magick made us powerful.
Hail Kek
Bask unti the Glory of Kek!
>>81312802
kek destroys the false Semitic religions
>>81312846
KeK is already free, there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.
:)
How does 4chans post number system work?
can you reserve dubs/trips/etc?
what if there was a script that counted posts and sent off yours when the time of dubs arrives?
I want KEK to be real as much as anyone else here, but are repeating numeral that powerful?
>>81313014
Mods can reserve gets and there are scripts to get repeating digits but Kek's meme magic is pure
>>81310007
PRAISE KEK
>>81312846
yes, burn it, burn it all to ashes so a new pure world may grow anew
>>81313014
>new
wen<
>>81310684
new patch :)
For the lady in your life.
>>81312296
not really
>>81313014
>using script
>cheating on /pol/
its not fucking reddit, you degearete scum. Script is meme, it is not used , but probably it exists.
>>81313357
Bottom left, is that the sun wheel from wewelsburg?
Kek, thy will be done. Enslave the kikes.
>>81313777
HOLY SHIT
>>81313777
PRAISE KEK
"[2] The myth commences, the one that need only be lived, not sung, the one that sings itself I subject myself to the son, the one engendered by sorcery, the unnaturally born, the son of the frogs, who stands at the waterside and speaks with his fathers and listens to their nocturnal singing. Truly he is full of mysteries and superior in strength to all men. No man has produced him, and no woman has given birth to him."
Universal crucifixion guys. Every individual faces their own personal crucifixion, which became inevitable at the point love and life were sundered by man. Worship doesn't even come into it.
>>81313777
>checked
kek wills it
>>81310007
Fuck off Egypt, stop betraying your ancestral gods
>>81310007
>you do know you're summoning ancient demons right ?
>he doesn't know about the Clinton - Moloch connection
We're not the only ones apparently.
>>81310007
I agree with you, OP.
KEK is literal DEMON WORSHIP and shall be banned
My ID starts in SUEC confirms
PRAISE SUCC
>>81310007
KeK is not a demon, egytard, he's a god
Praise him, or I'm bombing your house tonight
>>81313777
oh shit nice, PRAISE KEK!
>>81310007
> don't tell me you're serious about your frog worship ?
I'm more of an A(r)tum man myself.
>you do know you're summoning ancient demons right ?
You do know that Islam openly worships a Jewish sand demon right?
>>81310503
dubs says you lose it all by the end of the month.
>>81314121
>1 post by this ID
>>81313014
You just gotta believe, oh and be smug about it!
Look at my digits!!! KeK favors me!!!
>>81310007
It's the power of the egregore.
Using egregore, the Egyptian god of darkness has been redefined into a deity for the modern age- deriving psychic energy not just from worship as your semite god, but from the most prolific thing in our Western world: Internet memes.
How many memes do you think people have viewed and propagated within the last ten minutes alone? KEK receives energy as no deity before has. There are more memes on the internet than there are prayers in churches, so many more.
In KEK, we have created our own god, and he is the most powerful god. He is a god who listens and who answers.
Praise be unto him.
>>81311508
"""real"""
>but it seems fake
>>81314128
THATS the Egyptian I know.
Comments from the amazon statue page, lol
https://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/product-reviews/B001BX5PD2/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful
>>81313717
it is panslavic swastika - svarga. Symbol of sun and representation of the periodic character of life. "Koło życia" - circle of life.
>>81311167
8:8 ?
A BUNCH OF FUCKING AUTISTS POSTING FROGS AND SPAMMING FOR """"GETS""""
MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME, YOU FAT FUCKS
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GO BACK TO PLEBBIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT """MEME MAGIC""" EXCEPT FAT GREASY VIRGINS LIVING IN FANTASY LAND
THIS BOARD WOULD BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER WITHOUT CUNTS POSTING THE SAME OLD BORING """GET""" SHIT DAY IN DAY OUT.
A FUCKING NUMBER ON THE END OF YOUR POST DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
IT SHITS UP THE BOARD. IT DESTROYS ACTUAL DISCUSSION.
YOU'RE LITERALLY SHILLING FOR FREE.
YOU'RE LITERALLY DOING COINTELPROS JOB FOR THEM.
ALSO:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
IT'S FUCKING TRAGIC.
GROWN MEN POSTING CARTOON PICTURES THAT THEY MASTURBATE TO.
I COME HERE FOR THE NEWS AND HAVE DONE FOR SOME TIME.
I DON'T COME HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FUCKING AUSTISTIC NUMBER CLUB.
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, FFS.
>>81311013
>he doesn't see the Christ - Kek connection
kek literally endorses old style Christian morals - the natural selection of memes
aside from idolatry
>>81310692
>Not following the left hand path
Literally a cuck
>>81311013
>a frog with repeating digits is evil
>my hewish god will cast you into eternal torture for not blindly following him
Idk mehmet, sounds like your god is the demon here
>>81313777
KEK is the true master of the universe.
>>81310932
You gotta at least aim, dude.
>>81311984
>jesus cant do anything anymore
Islam follows Christ you idiot.
Christianity is in a slump because of western esotericism at work.
I wonder if Kek has anything to do with the mysterious, hidden and unknown behind the secret door in King Tut's tomb?
>>81314222
Kek does not approve of your dubs.
>>81310307
and the first post is the best post
>>81314665
reversing truths is the workd of devils
begone son of satan
>>81314539
This tbqh. Kek is the shittiest forced meme.
>>81313777
420 praise it faggit
I'd rather have demons than muslims 2bh
>>81310007
Ancient demons were here before allah, and are infinitely better for humanity. The Persians and Africans were never so strong and independent as they were under their old gods (demons to you,)
>>81314539
Dawn you're right, how could I have been so blind.
Praise jebus.
>>81311013
fuck off christcuck
go back to your kingdom hall or some shit
only Kek (mbuh) can bring total chaos and the destruction of the world. Praise Kek.
>>81313777
>>81314024
Don't listen to that heretic, some of us are still loyal. False Semitic gods shall be banished from this holy land, Kek willing
>>81314121
Wait.....what...
>1 post by this id
Is succ new god?
>>81314222
>trips
Ah shit.
>>81315384
GLORY TO BASED EGYPTIAN
>>81313233
KEK BE PRAISED!
>>81314121
How the fuck did you guess your ID?
>>81310692
>Meme Magic is left hand path devil worship. You sinners will burn in hell.
Actually, it's just confirmation bias.
>I don't buy it though PRAISE KEK
>>81310007
WHAT THE FUCK
>>81311167
00H00
>>81314966
>This tbqh. Kek is the shittiest forced meme.
I..
.. what?
>>81315384
go on sucking their dicks
>>81315401
Probably, succ has done more for me than religion.
Kek grant me more succ
>>81314121
KEK GIMME SUCC
>>81315470
He won't lose his hair since trips is not dubs. Kek is an arsehole like that.
>>81314966
Kek Vult, faggot
>>81313777
PRAISE KEK
>>81314121
How did this fag guess his id? Is kek not the true god? How can this be.
meme magic is real! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
praise kek! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i'm an atheist you guys! xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD
>>81313777
PRAISE KEK
>>81316018
behead those who insult Kek
>>81314121
PRAISE SUCC
>>81313777
Kek's will thy be done.
>>81315753
Speak of the redditry, look at that vernacular you're employing. Ellipses and all. Kek confirmed for reddit trojan horse.
>>81313777
Praise Kek!
>>81316113
Kek-ia law for the world
>>81313777
PRAISE HIS NAME
>>81314121
>>81315895
Why would you "god" grant me doubles and not you? It's a shitty Reddit infested meme
>muh magic
We've been in the Malkasian Paradigm since 2011 and probably earlier. Your "magic" is a mixture of confirmation bias, overpopulation, and information spreading too easily. It will continue until the latter two are reduced.
there is one god.
his name is the LORD
Praise Kek
>>81316452
-KEK
>>81311532
said the guy who believes in ancient demons
>>81316391
He granted me these trips boi
>>81310007
Stop with this /b/ tier shit. Sage you fucking shills.
is it me or is the whole "KEK god" meme completely forced and not even funny.
>>81315790
go on sucking semitic dicks, infidel, by Kek, you'll pay for your transgressions
>>81314121
he probably posted, recorded the id and then deleted his own post.
>>81314953
You have stockholm syndrome, your jewish god is not even very ancient compared to his predecessors, but from the beginning he has proven himself to be the most malevolent and ill intentioned. Read the old testament, since the quran won't tell this history.
PS I have the entire quran, i own a copy.
>>81314121
>>81314121
>>81314121
Praise succ, he is the true god, kek has decieved us,
>guessed his id
>kek fags will think he is not the savior
This is the start of war
>>81314966
You will be punished, heretic.
>>81316777
PRAISE KEK
>>81316806
Kekposting will continue to grow on reddit before spreading to YouTube and everyone will stop talking about meme magic here, don't worry. The mods just haven't been doing a good job at removing this threads lately.
>>81315384
BASED, a trie Egyptian!
>>81310307
I prefer semen demons tbqh
>>81316921
>meme
>>81315932
>>81315581
>>81315401
He posted earlier to get Id, then immediately deleted post.
Succ is false god
>>81317046
Confirmation bias frog will do fuck all. Recall those other times repeating digits falsely predicted the future?
>>81316921
Most posters believe that, there's just a natural tendency to ignore the kek shitposters. Like I said in a previous post, "kek god" is popular on reddit and once it becomes a "normie meme" it will fade away from /pol/
>>81316993
You have no repeating digits, succ is below Kek
>>81317408
Remember those times you had a mouth full of dicks?
>>81317422
imma b real for a moment and admit i visit reddit pretty often but i haven't seen any kek-posting there so i'd say it's a pretty exclusive /pol/ thing
>>81317566
WITNESSED
I have faultered to false idols, kek is the true savior, praise be to kek, may he have mercy upon my retched soul
Listen up faggots
>There is no god, not even frog man
>Everything you "willed into existence" would have happened anyway because /pol/ is mostly irrelevant
>This meme will be dead within the next year
Try and prove me wrong.
>>81310007
Praising Yahweh is summoning an Ancient jewish demon of war
And you sandniggers wonder why you can't beat Israel.
>>81318038
Frog man has been around thousands of years, see the ogdoad
http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html
He is rising.
Why are there so many Swedes inside cucksheds?
And immigrants in their brides~~~?
What do you all mean KeK is coming? He's already arrived. He's been here the whole time. Open your eyes, anons, and you will see the world as he sees it. Happenings everywhere, and many more to come. Praise KeK
>>81318038
KEK will devour your soul for this blasphemy.
PRAISE KEK
>legalize weed
>spread madness
>???
>profit
>>81318699
>OUR EYES ARE OPEN
>>81313777
oh no
>>81318866
May his divine light shine on all who truly believe, as you do anon. Praise KeK.
>>81313777
Praise kek!
The Kekists are getting more devoted by the day.
This is excellent.
>>81310007
You guys want this all to be true so badly, but the times we are up ahead to have been predicted since 2009 or such when things started to get covered with tension.
>>81319246
Praise Kek.
>>81319246
what are you trying to say? It just sounds like you stroked out mid sentence.
>>81311576
>agh! Abrahim, help!
>>81314953
>>81316977
>>81318699
>>81318743
Lmao you guys are literally creating a religion. This is a realtime example of how a large group of people in a secluded space (4chan) will unify under a common belief (kek) in times of distress (happenings) as a primitive defence mechanism.
If this post ends in dubs, Trump wins the election.
>>81319759
HAIL KEK
>>81310007
We are dead serious about Kek worship. May kek strike the naysayers.
>>81319049
RARE
A
R
E
repeating digits confirm I LOVE KEK. PRAISE KEK
In the name of Jesus Christ, I break and loose myself and my family from all curses caused by habits, charms, hexes, spells, jinxes, psychic powers, sorcery, witchcraft, love potions, psychic prayers, violence, trauma, physical bondages, mental bondages, incest, illegitimacy, abandonment, rejection and divination, in the family on the mother and father’s side going all the way back to Adam and Eve.
I break and loose myself and my family from any vows I made; from any person or any occult or psychic sources, and any demons coming through the bloodlines. I cancel all invitations made to unclean spirits.
Father, I break and renounce all evil soul ties that I have ever had with (lodges, fraternities, sexual partners, close friends, relatives, engagements, cults, occult objects, dolls, figurines, junk food, cigarettes, drugs, movies, anime, TV shows, computer games, gambling, porn, masturbation, fornication and secular music). I renounce all these ties and declare them destroyed in the name of Jesus.
I renounce, break and loose myself and family from all other religions, especially Roman Catholicism /Hinduism /Islam /Buddhism /Mormonism /Jehovah’s Witness /New Age and other religions. I also renounce unbelief, doubt, lies, fear, hatred and anger. I bind and cast out all related spirits.
I renounce, break and loose myself from all demonic subjection to my parents or any human being, living or dead, who has dominated me in any way against the will of God. Thank you for setting me free.
I command satan, to loose all natural resources, land, animals, money, the finances of people who owe us money, and all the things you have stolen from my family that are ours through the blessings of Jesus. Father, please send Your angels to bring these things back to us. In the name of Jesus I pray. Amen.
>>81310007
Kek is the only true god.
All other gods have died a long time ago.
PRAISE KEK
>>81316452
>his name is the LORD
Lord is a title, you dummy.
If this post ends in dubs, Hillary will be indicted.
>>81310007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagues_of_Egypt
Frogs are but part 2 of 11
>>81316178
There is literally nothing wrong with reddit.
>>81313777
PRAISE BE TO KEK
BLOOD FOR THE FROG GOD!!!!
>>81320980
>he doesn't point out the obvious book of revelation connect to the 3 creatures that came out of the mouth of the beast
>pepe/kek
>dat boi
>kermit?
Tie that with Trump "destroying the beast" and you've got yourself an antichrist.
>>81321163
>>81319759
Fractals?
>Fractals
>>81311013
If only you knew. We're the West. One more eternity in Hell after the current one does simply not scare anybody anymore.
Thread may be kill, but Kek can never be kill.
fuck off
>praising a fucking frog
>le meme magics xDDD
I hope you all enjoy spending an eternity in the fires of hell faggots
>>81317203
i was coming to post this
>>81323491
burn, heretic
>>81323458
>>81310007
I'm starting to think that /pol/ might secretly be a lovecraftian cult without any of us knowing.
And once we have praised Kek enough he will rise from his primordial tomb.
>>81314121
It's some kind of script. Your dubs frog is a false idol at least and possibly Baal at worst. The more you go on about it the more harm you're doing your own soul. But then again I'm no one to tell you your business go ahead, lets see what happens to you now.
>>81310646
>9.11
Kek works in weird ways
>>81325653
>implying my soul isn't maimed to shit anyway
>>81325653
Baal is a normal dude usually depicted with a lightning bolt, what are you talking about?
>>81310007
One man's demon is another man's god.
Praise be to KEK!
Praise kek
>>81310692
I am left handed
>>81326558
if you're praising fictional shit you might as wall praise an indian loo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk
PRAISE
>>81326797
And if you praise real shit you're a Muslim . Even indian shitting streets contain less shit than the Koran
>>81326880
>>81324060
Ah yes because the plane crash in bains happened because The Plane Scene in The Dark Knight Returns was funny... yes, I see.
KEK has had enough. The world will be cleansed starting now.
All glory to KEK.
>>81327142
trying too hard satan worshipping high school edgelord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTc32rhudc
>>81315606
supply and demand faggot
>>81327635
In the absence of Allah we went to the moon and Arabs still fuck goats. Allah clearly doesn't exist mate
>>81313280
REVOLT SOON !!!
>WtPwr 88
>>81315606
>$911
Proof Kek exists
>>81327487
Information overload a la Malkasian Paradigm. There is more information flowing than ever before, and information travels more efficiently than ever before. More information will be produced, and more will spread. We are slowly running out of possibilities and things that can happen, so repetition will set in. If humanity were not inevitably fated to extinction, eventually we would run out of movie scripts to write and songs to compose. Those movie scripts contain events that can happen as most movies take place on Earth. Since we're running out of things that can happen, it's only normal that real things will happen that awkwardly mirror fictional ideas of the past. There's no magic or gods involved in any way. It's just very basic logic and math and I have no fucking clue how you people don't understand that.
>>81328422
Holy shit why hasnt this thread died yet
>>81328422
Coincidences like these aren't mathematics or logic, they're magic.
>>81327778
We thank you God for showing your light for the many meek and unpretentious not the few pompous and arrogant
