It looks like the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is shaping up to be a box office bomb.
How do we explain this?
>>81302635
Because the public can't take strong female characters. Fucking pigs
>>81302635
Both men AND women are sexist and misogynistic against women. We clearly need much more aggressive feminism
>>81302635
I found it hilarious.
>females as scientific experts?
>females funny like Bill Murray?
>mouthy fat ugly bitches?
That's funny shit.
>>81302635
Fuck off
Sage
They will use Hollywood accounting magic to make it look more successful than it really was
>>81302635
Rampant sexism
>>81302838
>>81303502
retard
>>81302838
I am looking for an entertaining movie not a political indoctrination session
I also resent being treated as a sexist simply by people who don't even know me simply becuase I'm male.
Prejudice takes many forms.
>>81303697
Could give a simpler reason. I didn't want to watch it because it looked like unfunny shit.
>>81303659
And I'm Anon, nice to meet you retard.
Uhm, you guys... the original Ghostbusters movie literally wasn't even that good.
I snuck over to /r/movies about this and you know it's bad when even Reddit hates it.
>>81303697
>>81303849
I thought it looked like unfunny shit, and it also pisses me off how hollywood is constantly trying to socially engineer society to make it more "diverse"
These things are not mutually exclusive.
>>81302635
do we really need to explain it? its is SHIT
>'Ghostbusters' Materializing with Non-Stellar $45 Million Weekend
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/box-office-ghostbusters-secret-life-of-pets-1201815410/
>>81304021
Like that would ever stop people from bitching about reboot
Btw, it's important if this movie is good, not source material :v
>>81304021
Go to the bathroom and wash that mouth with soap.
>>81304120
is $45 million bad? How much did it cost to make?
Shoehorning women into positions will never help the equal rights movement. They should encourage young women to become great and inspire others. I can't name a single woman i look up to or admire, except grace hopper.
>>81303921
Hello anon I am anon how is you?
>>81304260
144m$ without the marketing.
>>81304260
144 million $
>>81304329
>>81304296
Me is good anon, thanks for asking.
>>81304120
It made 45m? Fuck its going to be successful. No deadpool but it will have a sequel.
>>81304120
>>81304260
>>81304329
Deadline.com says the CGI-heavy Ghostbusters cost "$144M after rebates (and before an estimated $100M global P&A."
Also of note is that the second-biggest movie market after the USA, China, has denied the movie's release.
>>81304446
Very nice that is makes me happy. Can you helps me move this weekend?
>>81304329
>>81304374
Well good it can burn. Still surprised it even made that much.
>>81304260
Around 500m, but anything that doesn't make x2 or x3 is a flop in the industry.
I guess cult films are an exception but they still make money, just years later.
Well it seems that Sony marketing strategies failed this time.
I bet they're gonna pull a "NK hacked us" next. Like with that movie about Kim
>>81304567
You is move where anon?
>>81304555
Nice trips. Weird how the country that is famous for making defective knock offs of the originals is banning this.
>>81304286
>grace hopper
She's just another overgflorified cunt.
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>>81304585
jesus they really went all out in marketing
>>81302635
>How do we explain this?
Too little goo.
>>81302635
Because it's shit?
Idunno
>>81302635
Making a horror/comedy marketed towards women.
>horror
>comedy
>women
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>81304674
Down street to new home. Is nice home with bigger yard for dog. I buy pizza with many anchovy and beer as thanks for help as is custom for my people.
>>81302635
They Shrink the final bosses dick to defeat him
who the hell watch this feminist trash
Hopefully this will keep the studios from doing a female blues bros remake
>>81304769
>people literally pay money to be indoctrinated by the electric jew
literally explain yourselves, normies.
>>81302635
Soggy knees and racism
>>81302635
>ugly women
>women comedians
>no romance or magnet for chicks characters
>target audience women but catered to radicals
>no hot chicks, casual comedy or romance
>political shit
>>81304812
Id bang the middle 2. They should have ditched the sjw market ad have a topless scene with those 2 it could have saved it.
>>81302635
sony jews will pull strings to get the movie showered in awards and try to recoup their money through home release sales, merchandise, and commercial appearances
>>81305038
this guy gets it
>>81304851
>comedy
I can't think of a single woman that is a good comedian. The only time women make jokes that are funny are when they are made at their expense.
>>81304877
Sounds good, I can help
>>81304958
Or... they make it and finally go bankrupt and stop forever.
>>81303415
This. (((They))) invested too much political capital in this one. No way (((they))) let the agenda take one that squarely on the chin.
>tfw you tried to shoot up some infidels in the name of Allah but enter the Ghostbusters 2 theatre by mistake
>>81304468
45 million out of a 500 million budget spent to make the movie, and almost as much to advertise and market it.
>>81305103
The merchandise was on clearance racks before the movie premiered.
>>81305170
Many thanks. Your good friend anon.
There once was a Ghostbusters reboot
An unnecessary classic film reshoot
The cast was all chicks
Doing unfunny shticks
But not liking it makes you a misogynistic racist cis shitlord
(sorry. because of equal opportunity I had to have a woman write that last line)
>>81305320
It didnt cost a billion...
>>81302635
>ruining a beloved cult classic with politick and flashy gimmicks
It's like gremlins 2, if it had also been a shoddy Apartheid metaphor
>>81305278
This would have been legendary if you hadn't mixed up "Ghostbusters (reboot)" with "Ghostbusters 2"
>>81302635
>my local news had an article on how wrong the online reviews were
>said theaters were packed
lul
>>81302635
Because the majority of even normal fags aren't into the nonsense that they are pushing. People are sick of this shit.
>>81304260
Studio was projecting $50 million so, if true, its underperforming. Consider how many other big franchises have $100 million openings these days.
>>81303415
Not really, since that would just force them to make a sequel to appease stockholders. The movie was likely very expensive like >>81304555
pointed out, it has to ATLEAST make production and marketing plus 25% to get a sequel, so at least it would have to make 300 million plus.
SONY is still on a downwards spiral and cant afford to lose money on shitty sequels to shitty movies. That's why they handed Spider-man back over to Marvel, that's why Fant4stic will never get a sequel.
It's actually doing very well and on track to smash box office records
>>81304974
Literally literal Jews
>>81305476
Now I'm actually sad, how could I have fucked up so bad.
>>81304374
Did they seriously expect this shitfest to be a box office hit?
>>81302635
press F for feminism
All woymn hating aside, nothing in my mind ever wanted to see a fucking Ghostbusters remake.
The original is perfect, and the sequel is not great, but better than its given credit for. Why remake something that will never be topped? Whats the fucking point? It just shows how lazy Hollywood is. I mean look at all the previous movie remakes/ reboots. Total Recall. Robocop. A Nightmare on Elm street. Halloween. Etc
Yeah, occasionally they do it right like True Grit, but thats the exception to the rule. Even if they had done this whole reboot with males id be pissed.
Also Melissa McCarthy is not funny. I hate this notion that she is. Shes fat and she's loud. Thats the whole gag.
>>81302635
a) A pervasive culture of sexism
b) A pervasive culture of racism
c) A smear campaign run by nasty MRAs for months leading up to the release
d) All of the above
Know the answer /pol/, you bigots?
Hint, it's d. Thanks assholes. None of you will ever get girlfriends.
>>81305857
That
>>81305327
Notice how the Sony cucks are trying to entice people with merchandise that doesn't feature any of the four banshees, but only original stuff.
>>81302635
Perhaps its not a bad film?
>>81302635
M-maybe people are tired of sequels?
>>81304769
Immunity Gondola
>>81304776
I was at gf's house a couple of days ago and her toddler sister was watching nickelodeon, every other advertisement was about Ghostbusters.
I haven't watched tv in around five years because I've always hated advertisement, I really hope that tv dies out within our lifetime and we get like an irl adblock.
>>81302635
>>81306033
In fact if we wanted to stir some shit, retweeting at them asking why the wonderful heroines are not featured in their merchandise would be kek
>>81305700
It's ok anon I know that feel
Everyone that isn't paid to love or isn't a SJW hates it.
Females and males alike are saying its just one long and bad SNL skit, basically directed to the transformers audience.
I didn't have an opinion about this movie until the obnoxious gurlz rule boyz drool articles written by grown-ass adults came flooding in. When the New York Times is responding in kind to YouTube comments something is out of whack. Now I'm desperately hoping it flops like I've got money on the line.
>>81305850
More like the outcome of the shitty movies and endless remakes that need to STOP
>>81306033
>>81306266
Also, check em
>>81305278
Fucking ace.
>>81304120
Wow, really inspires you to facilitate the comprehension of your cerebral cortex.
>>81302635
>i dont know if its woman thing or a black thing.. but im mad as hell
>no one shows up
worst writing/line ever
I want to headbutt Garry Stewart
>>81302635
>So the 9:30pm VMax 3D session of Ghostbusters at Innaloo was all but empty
Hmm.....
>>81306145
Not just sequels. There hasn't been a single original idea out of Hollywood in decades. Every script insists on being politically correct, promoting an agenda, in your face shit being passed off as comedy, or promoting cookie cutter untalented "stars".
That's why we're only seeing reboots, sequels, or adaptations of 40 year old comic book storylines. And even those are in the wash/rinse/repeat cycle (TMNT).
This shit is fucking hilarious thank you so much kek for my sides you have taken up into heaven on this day.
>>81306001
>Fixed
>>81304021
>implying people only like "good" things.
There is no accounting for taste, my new friend.
Because it's literally Clickbait: The Movie
What did they expect would happen by intentionally causing outrage in the majority of movie watchers? Know your demographics.
Yea if you have a rewards app for whatever theatre you visit, they are trying hard to get more people in this movie
>>81302838
i hate the public now
>>81302635
People are sick of unwanted remakes of classics. Hopefully this is the popping bubble that causes creatively bankrupt Hollywood to crash.
they will blame misogyny, gamergoobers, sexism, and racism
>>81306632
>>81302635
>empty theater, i'm going to have to go 8 more times this weekend
what did he mean by this
what the fuck is he actually talking about, is he spamming tickets to make it look like it's doing better? what?
>>81306980
you're gonna love the all girls bloodsport remake.
>>81305347
He has died. I will help for anchovy.
>>81304021
This, it was good, don't get me wrong, but it's not the savior of comedy film, and a classic masterpiece that saved the film industry from the brink of destruction like people hailed it as when they were bitching about the reboot.
>>81302635
The trailer was so bad everyone was sure it was going to be shit, so nobody bothered showing up.
>>81306773
It's probably hard to fill a theater when his fat ass takes up a quarter of it
>>81307224
So long as no sports bras allowed I could see this one doing well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
ok
>>81304064
>snuck
walked right in you mean?
>>81307224
please tell me this is real.
>>81307372
>white girl with issues but can brawl travels through japan and unknowingly gets drafted into an underground fighting tournament known as the "kumite"
literal synopsis.
>>81307182
This is the problem with making a movie that revolves around a divisive political statement. You alienate a large number of potential customers, and the "true believers" only go see it to support the message. No one just enjoys the movie.
>>81307251
I am very sads. I am accepting of your offer of help.
>>81305850
You got baited anon
>>81307488
>"kumite"
they used that word wrong too
cunts shouldn't just steal words when they don't understand them
>>81302635
Nobody likes pandering. And that's what this is. See Alien franchise for a badass female protagonist done the right way.
>>81307224
COOK THE CAKE
COOK THE CAKE
COOK THE CAKE
COOK THE CAKE
>>81307482
>Tell me this is real
Going to star Rhonda Rousey.
They dug up the writers of Gymkata to script it.
>>81304021
>>81307224
>bloodsport
>all female
The games take place once a month. Amirite
>>81302635
The trailer I saw when I went to see independence day 2 convinced me the movie was going to suck
>>81307224
I just want the Die Hard origins reboot to die quietly.
>>81302635
Great. That should stop them for several years before attempting such bullshit again.
>>81307698
They last a week though
>>81305043
of course you would, you have no self respect
>>81302635
Must be the patriarchy
>>81305857
>Also Melissa McCarthy is not funny. I hate this notion that she is. Shes fat and she's loud. Thats the whole gag.
She's the female Chris Farley. So fucking awful.
>>81307698
>Games take place once a month
Story isn't flowing yet, so they have to pad the script. Expected to bleed millions from the studio. They hope to plug the hole before a full release.
>>81302635
The girl in that photo looks mentally challenged.
>>81304769
OFFICIAL SONG OF THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Job-9NX-Ct4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Job-9NX-Ct4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Job-9NX-Ct4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Job-9NX-Ct4
>>81304938
feminists?
>>81304468
It's projected to hit 45 million in the first weekend, if it actually made 45 in one day it'd be a massive success.
Projections are never right though, Either way this movie is dead once Star Trek is out. It'll be damn lucky to even hit 100 million.
>>81302635
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81307946
Chris Farley understood at least his role as sidekick.
>>81307873
Why did you go there anon.
>>81302838
>Strong
>Female
Pick one
>>81304555
>Also of note is that the second-biggest movie market after the USA, China, has denied the movie's release.
The producers forgot to hire an unfunny ching-chong, so much for muh diversity
>>81303147
Yes, but is it worth paying money to watch, doubt it.
>>81308215
Its all women and a nigger. They really tried.
>>81308215
Yeah, they should have cast Margaret Cho
>>81308066
>Black
>Mentally challenged
>>81305475
Gremlins reboot when!!?/$
>>81305850
What the fuck did Dobson mean by that?
>>81308056
upboat
>>81308174
David Spade was generally the sidekick in Chris Farley movies though.
>>81304021
Then why would they reboot it?
>>81308386
Why did they fill it with women?
>>81308299
>pick 2?
>>81302635
If I hadn't been so lazy I would edit this
>>81304021
>>81305960
Found the feminist
IT WAS THE COMPUTAHS! THATS WHY IT WAS EMPTY! MISOGYNIST COMPUTERS!
>>81303502
Wow, are you retarded?
>>81304585
I assure you, this won't be a cult film. Maybe for Tumblr, but not for anyone else.
>>81302874
>propose feminism worked
>>conclude this is a sign more can be used
>propose feminism failed
>>conclude this is a sign more must be used
I bet feminists thought they hit philosophical gold when they found this.
>>81306640
>There hasn't been a single original idea out of Hollywood in decades.
I've seen some infographic. It's not that grim but yes, they make more and more remakes, etc. unoriginal.
Sonyggers BTFO again
Going to watch the old movies tonight instead.
>>81308294
Margaret cho is korean
>splitting hairs
I know, I know, but to actual asians these minuscule differences are extremely important.
>>81308538
Pretty sure this thread is crowded you feminist
Chinese hottie trump suporter.
>>81308641
>falling for double bait
please tell me you're one layer of irony deeper
Anyone else want to vomit Everytime they release yet another remake!? Maybe other people are sick of see the same old shit all the time.
>>81308786
TCM usually delivers. Although I wish they'd dig deeper into the vault. Too many repeats.
>>81302635
I personally don't want to see it specifically because Melissa McCarthy is in it. I can't fucking stand her brand of "comedy". I've seen like 3 of the movies she is in and I'm not sure if it's bad comedic timing or if she's getting to write her own lines or what but every single one of her characters makes my skin crawl. I wanted to punch her in her fucking face in that movie she did with Jason Bateman.
>>81302635
So many delicious happening in one weekend.
I can't breathe.
>>81302635
>empty Theaters
>not a single scene nor p2p release yet
really gets my prefrontal cortex working
>>81308083
Why are Coal Chamber still a thing?
>>81307946
But Farley had some charm to him. And being fat wasn't his only shtick. He could joke around about anything.
>>81302635
wait until its out on DVD or download it. ISIS or some uppety sand nigger isnt going to break into everyones home.
OMG you cuck you let the terrorists win.
UM NO, I just dont want to run the risk and if I come out unscathed had to share a cinema with fucking liberals and the millennial generation.
I really hope non of you /pol/ fags is gonna go see it just to be able to rant about how bad it was.
You'd just be buying into the feminist bullshit.
Just go for the simple solution and boycott it completely.
>>81308844
She's also a fucking degenerate SJW whore.
CCP do not take kindly to george soros's globalist SJW degeneracy, and for good reason as it is pure unfiltered distilled hypercancer.
>>81309015
It's like women are genuinely bad at comedy or something.
>i tried to watch but the theatre was empty
How does that have any impact on your ability to watch it? If anything it makes it easier.
>>81302635
If this is true and SJWbusters really fails massively at the box office this is a massive win for >us.
In the end, $$$ is more important than ((()))
>>81304958
>a female blues bros remake
DON'T EVEN JOKE
DON'T
FUCKING
JOKE
>>81309091
why not?
>>81304329
More of the magic joo accounting.
It probably cost about 2 mil to make.
I would like to see their income tax records.
They always lie if they think they can make money.
>>81307946
>>81309093
>But Farley had some charm to him. And being fat wasn't his only shtick. He could joke around about anything.
This. Farley was at legit comedian, not just a schtick. RIP in peace
>>81305850
>Geeks and nerds are not a minority group
>She said before going back to Pokemon GO and spitting on the quiet, obese, neck bearded gentleman that was carrying her bags
>>81308719
Sign of a dying culture.
>>81306640
Decades? Seriously? The Matrix, Inception, Identity, A History of Violence, Cloverfield, Mullholland Drive, Black Swan, Memeneto etc all unoriginal PC agenda ridden films are they?
>>81309272
Nu-metal is deader than dead.
I thought gollywogs were banned
Cant put them on jam jars but you can watch it be a tinfoil feminist faggot on screen.
Who the fuck goes to see films in theaters anymore? It's current year!
>>81309093
You're right. Sometimes he LIVED IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER before he would be fat and fall down.
>>81304706
It's because ghosts and skelitongs are very disrespectful to the dead in chinese culture
>>81309274
This too.
According to Hollywood accounting, Return of the Jedi still hasn't made a profit.
>>81302635
Please let it bomb
>>81302838
If that were the case, no one would watch the new Star Wars movies or the X-Men movies.
>>81309403
come to think of it you're right
when did that happen?
wait a second, techno doesn't exist anymore either what the fuck
>>81309397
And how many of those were produced as independent films and later picked up by studios for distribution?
What would the mental gymnastics be like if BLM shot up a Ghostbusters showing with AR-15s?
>>81309099
just bury a hole in the ground and live there for the rest of your life. Get an internet connection as well and you can live off out of anime and 4chan, that's all you need, no?
>>81309439
Maybe people are too afraid to go into theatres for fear of their lives being taken in the next Bataclan?
>>81302635
Hopefully this will teach the entertainment industry that pandering to SJWs & co isn't the smartest idea.
>>81309539
It just changed it's name.
>>81302635
wtf i hate preferences now
>>81309590
>0 injuries 0 casualties
>theatre was completely empty
>>81309209
the only girls i knew that were funny was a crush that i had she doesnt count because i probably was thinking with my dick and the second one is a girl who is ugly as fuck was bullied because of that and she got a tumor and became sterile
for someone to be funny they have to develop that abilty to get laid or having enough struggles to see things from a different perspective, its hard to find girls with both of those things
>>81309639
So that's what a human vagina looks like.
>>81305960
t. a bananabender
>>81309015
Her whole shtick is being fat & obnoxious. Not funny.
>>81309597
Or I could go to my local pub in an area no sand niggers and watch the news with liberals shown strewn across the road, cinema, burger joint, pop concert, airport or beach.
Fucking beer tastes fucking grand.
I heard the first "joke" in this movie is a queef. Is this true?
>>81309587
Considering most of them were high budget or had big names in them I'd be suprised if any of them were. I'm not saying Hollywood is awash with creativity right now but the 'nothing in decades' meme is incorrect.
>>81303502
Found the summerfag
>>81309463
>physical comedy isn't funny
you suck
>>81309674
underrated
>>81309588
Wheres his wife?
>>81309829
No, its a decapitation, then its a queef
>>81307309
>>81307476
her legs were wide open.
>>81309829
Its all the jokes.
>>81309970
With her bull (open relationship).
Don't talk to him or his wife's son ever again.
INDEEDY!
>>81302635
It's obviously all Trump's fault.
>>81309867
Holly wood today wants franchises, product placement, and market licensing.
They buy concepts instead of scripts.
>>81309829
Yep, and it sets a precedent for all the "humor" to follow.
>>81309463
>cherry picking a sketch where he literally does what McCarthy does, only better
Now exactly what I was talking about, but whatever.
>>81304958
n nno please senpai
>>81308871
He said if he wasn't lazy he would edit this.
He is implying that the meme should change to a ballbuster theater meme.
>>81305850
((((Cohen))))
Is Angry Honorary Aryan right? Was it terrible?
>>81307681
God I hate her. She spawned a bunch of female "MMA Warrior" wannabes.
>>81308215
No, it has ghosts. Ghosts are too spooky for Chinese viewers. Seriously though China bans any films or games which show ghosts and skeletons, in DotA2 they have to have a separate client where all of the ghost and skeleton heroes are reskinned.
>>81307873
>>81307873
>no self respect
You want no self respect? I would literally, unironically, fuck all four.
I've done worse before and likely will so again.
>>81307309
>>81302635
Real reason: Viewers wanted Ghostbusters 3 and got this crap instead.
Official reason: DUH PATRIARCHY!@!#!@
>>81310396
You mean Flustered Fernando?
>>81302635
>How do we explain this?
Women should NOT be taken seriously. DON'T ACTUALLY DO what they suggest, women think on feelings, and are not willing to hurt a little for a better outcome. I learned quickly that doing what women tells you to do, makes you into a spineless cuck. Crazy how listening to your women and trying to please her gets you the opposite effect.
Don't fight against them, don't argue, just smile, nod and do the opposite of what they want. This is key to a long lasting relationship. How you handle her when she gets uppity about what SHE wants. You want to make her feel like you aren't ignoring her or not doing what she wants, while at the same time ignoring what she wants.
>>81304958
it would be a shame if someone started petitioning for this on certain social media platforms with multiple sock accounts
>>81305043
Of the middle two I'd only do the one of the right.
The other one is a lesbian.
>>81304958
Don't mention this again or it might get memed into existance.
>>81306980
The best argument I can think of to support this statement is the movie Gamer.
Bear with me here.
>Cost almost nothing to make by Hollywood standards.
>Used an original and interesting premise.
>Had an emotionally accessible plot that you actually gave a damn about despite being an action movie.
>Had GOOD ACTORS in all roles, hell even that minor character in the game was played by John Leguiziamo or how ever you spell his name.
>The movie was well shot with minimal Shakey cam, nudity where appropriate to accent the story, gore where necessary to fill out the environment, all while not being tasteless.
> All told ending in a massively popular film.
Hollywood needs to learn from its success not it's mistakes.
>>81307698
potatobro my sides
>>81310411
Did (probably) spawn this movie though, which I thought was pretty good considering it was just women forced into fighting each other to the death.
>>81310551
Seven Dollar Sanches
>>81302635
Original estimate was 50 million
Now they are saying 40-42 million
some are saying 35 million.
>>81310396
what the hell?
dont ever post pictures of that thing
>>81308884
They give away posters at the movies in USA?
Cool...
>>81310551
I believe his name is Peeved Pablo
>>81304021
>literally
>literally
>>81302635
I hope it bombs. The moral of the story is don't shove your ideology into your movie because people won't see it.
>>81304021
Are you 20 years old?
>the rating keeps CLIMBING
Wonder why...hmmm
>>81310834
And even with those numbers, I'd bet the studio prebought tickets to give the opening a bigger box to boost interest.
Theater owners aren't going to put up with empty seats. Plus they make their profit on popcorn and soda, not ticket sales.
>>81302635
M-MUH SOGGY KNEES
>>81310396
Siete Pesos Sergio
>>81305260
Fucking jews, kill them all.
>reminder the jews made the originals too
>reminder that ghostbusters is a shit franchise
>reminder that the jews created it for the silverscreen so they could take it apart
