>Record Scratch
>Freeze Frame
So, I bet you're probably wondering how I got in this little predicament
>All star starts playing
>>81253196
It all started when I was promoted to field Marshall under Erdogan. We went to the same school together. The Istanbul college for the advancement of Islamic studies.
>>81253196
poor guy. That face is just pure despair.
MY WORLDS ON FIRE, HOW BOUT YOURS
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE
is he military coup caught by islamic fundamentalists? or is he government guard caught by citizens who want freedom and human rights?
>>81253196
can someone edit his hair and eyes
>>81253196
He'll be fine.
Bout to get Gaddafi'd.
>>81253601
>Fuggg
>I hope the crazy Islamists turn me over to the police
Think about it;
Wishing to be turned over to the police so you can be shot or hung, as opposed to what the mob will do to you.
Not much going through your mind there other than "get it over quickly pls"
>>81254592
He's military caught who wants freedom and human rights caught by citizens who want Islamic fundamentalism.
Welcome to the Muzzie world.
>>81253196
Hes dead
>>81253196
COUP MY LIFE INTO PIECES
-PAPA TURKROACH
>>81255023
>This frustrates the freedom bro.
