What is it like being not American? I have always wondered what it is like living in the horrible parts of the world like Europe and Asia and especially Africa.
>>81252656
HUElander here, gonna break down to you:
>Pay everything twice
>Prices are already triple the normal
>Technology is a joke around here
>beer, meat and coal are suprisingly cheap, so HUE bbq is best bbq (inb4 argeniggian bbq, fuck off)
Basically we try as hard as we can to get to maybe 20% of the life quality you burgers have.
>>81252656
Oh the constant cuckery by retards who believe in free shit, but it becomes funny when you swallow that redpill and realize that HUEzilian retards are always the same as burgertard leftists with 5-20 years delay
I always thought this kind of shit was relative - if you live in Russia, for example, you don't really notice you have a lower quality of life than Americans do, and so it doesn't really matter and you go about your life
Of course the internet and globalism totally crushed this so that now everyone is always trying to one up each other in terms of quality of life. Its like the geopolitical version of females using social media
>>81253061
>>81253302
I was walking through a major metropolitan area and was looking at all the skyscrapers and everything, all the lights and sounds. Does Eastern Europe even have skyscrapers?
are there even buildings over 100 floors in Africa?
>>81253520
>Its like the geopolitical version of females using social media
Not relative at all, life in 3rd world shitholes just plainly sucks
>Want to open a business? 89 days of paperwork
>want to close because it failed? HOHOHOLD THE FUCK ON NIGGER YOU ABOUT TO REMEBER FAILING FOR LIFE (2 years+ to end the paperwork)
>People are not nice down here as a general rule
this i can't say for sure if we have it worse than you guys, but brasileiros are what we call "Jersão", everything must favor them in some unfair way or nothing gets done
>Want your documents, wweeeeelllll(gibe propina)
I could go on and on about this but to sum it up: if you think you know what average stupid is, wait till you get a load of the average HUEBR, it's just sickening
/rant, have a good day
>>81254383
nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_Africa
>>81254180
>Does Eastern Europe even have skyscrapers?
Asking the wrong guy bro, Brazil is not even in the same continent as Eastern Europe...
>>81255006
wow how can people even say american capitalism is bad we have some amazing cities. Theyre beautiful. Architecture is something the primitive cannot even comprehend.
>>81255065
I meant to anyone lurking.
so brazil man how is brazil are you ready to host the olympics? I hope you country doesn't kill all the athletes.
>>81254738
is your water clean enough to drink?
>>81255709
Well i'll try to stay impartial in explaining the situation but it's pretty dark:
>Police officers and the army are being treated like shit by the gubbiment.
>Water in Rio de Janeiro is filthy as fuck and may end up poisoning or making athletes sick
>Rio is basically one giant favela, completely controlled by criminal factions tied to the (soon to be) former government of the Workers Party
>Zika virus and Denge fever outbreaks
>Most of the stuff recently built in Rio was built by the construction companies investigated by operation "Lava-Jato", they would build some R$1.000.000 shit and charge R$500.000.000 from government(and of course return some of that as bribes)
The list goes on, i'm gonna write more and source it, just sending this one so you don't think i'm not here anymore
>>81256025
Drinking water is surprisingly good here in Brasil, this place seems blessed as fuck when it comes to natural resources, don't take me wrong, but if Brasil had the same history of the U.S. (constitution and culture i mean) we could be competing with you guys on the same level. We have oil, uranium, niobium, iron, aluminum, coal, the best planting soil in the world(the purple soil from São Paulo)
We just wasted everything with shit tier Portuguese bureaucratic culture.
More on the olympics on the next reply
>>81256983
On the Guanabara bay water quality(only gringo-friendly source i could find):
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/03/what-happens-when-theres-sewage-in-the-water/476013/
About the bike lanes that killed 2 people for being built apparently out of golden cardboard(expensive as fuck in paper, real shit when built, currently under investigation)
http://g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2016/04/parte-da-ciclovia-desaba-em-sao-conrado-zona-sul-do-rio.html
>>81252656
P good. We basically get all America's cool shit only we don't have a shitload of crazy people with guns.
>>81258680
Oh look a fucking LEAF
L E A F
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>only we don't have a shitload of crazy people with guns.
Muh gun control, KYS faggot, gun control can kiss my ass, we have some of the worlds strictest gun laws and still 2015 60k HUEs ded by homicide.
>>81259765
This guy gets it. You a classical liberal by any chance?
>>81258680
i have no idea why we protect you cucknada instead of invading
enjoy it while you can
>>81258680
hello hat nice leaf
>>81259765
do u like living in brazil?
Better question, what's it like only knowing one language? Doesn't thinking gets kind if stale?
>>81260683
Not OP but God damn this couldn't be more accurate. I want to move to Europe or the Ukraine. Which ever
>>81260683
Our capital isn't overran with muslims, so it's not nessecary. Even the niggers speak some variant of english, and the Mexicans can understand basic commands, which is all they need since they do manual labor.
>>81260683
I know two, but I don't think people who only know one language give a fuck.
>>81260683
as a person who only knows one language but is trying to learn more
you bilingual people shift back and forth between thought language???
>>81258380
Well that sounds dreadful. Hope you can invest in a water distiller
>>81260425
I don't know how you guys would classify my political views, but i'm a shooter(for sport)(and yes being one in Brasil is THE pain in the ass), so i have some pretty huge issues when it comes to gun-grabbing. As for economics, all i can tell from experience is "State=problem", never once has Brasil solved anything by state force and social programs and gibesmedat(and we have tried like, A LOT of those).
>>81260511
Brasil is not for the weak, but there are some upsides to living here, weather is good, no natural disasters all the time and all. I circle back to the point: the worst part of Brasil is the average brazilian
>>81260683
no, i dont want to learn another language because i believe it gives legitimacy to the scum country that spread it. I will never learn spanish because I hate spanish people. Germany is a disgusting language and why would I learn French? The country is blowing up. I would like to learn Italian though
>>81252656
>What is it like being not existing?
>>81260683
>>81262137
I did meet some ukrainian girl and she told me I should learn another language but I hate spanish so much.
>>81261906
Thank fuck i'm not from Rio de Janeiro, but even is i was, this is the downstream water that is such shit, Brasil just SOooooooooooooo many water bodies and such a clean water in them all you need to do is filter the water for particles and done, you can drink it and be good, i for one never got a waterborne disease in my life, and I've drank water from some really shady places like fountains that come out of a rock in the middle of the woods.
>>81252656
American culture is like a Walmart, and being an American is like being imprisoned in a Walmart. You're surrounded by cheap, degenerate, mass-produced shit. Sure, you have a lot of options, but none of them are very good, and you can't really escape.
Being European is like being free. You get to visit the Walmart if you want some cheap, disposable shit, but you can also ignore it and enjoy the many things that are unique to your own culture.
>>81260683
skit faaaaaan, javlar danska
>>81262579
>unique to your own culture.
Crusades for defending culture when?
>>81261946
You'd be libertarian/conservative here. I use the term liberal because I thought that's what you would classify yourself as.
>>81258680
Your a fucking disgrace. Resign your leaf you Trudeau faggot.
>>81252656
Mostly gay. Look at our neighbors.
>>81262579
>he thinks every store here is like Walmart
Wew norge
>>81261296
Your capital is a crime-ridden hellhole that has no equal in Europe. Washington DC is 50% black, and only 36% non-Hispanic white.
>>81260501
Once Trump is in, he should annex us. With our politicians we will be the next Caliphate. It's fucking sickening.
>>81260683
Congratulations.
You can watch American movies in two languages.
>>81262798
If libertarian means the same there as here than no, i'm not one of them, I've seen the so called "dindu nuffin just selling drugs" drug dealers and libertarians, at least here, have a pretty retarded sense that if drugs become legal, then druglords will be good people again, when in fact they will always do the shady part no one else can or wants to do because that's simply their degenerate nature
>>81252656
I assume it's not too different than this place.
>Blacks left and right
>the most patriotic Americans enjoy fucking their farm animals
Only difference is that on average, people in this country are fatter than the rest.
>>81260683
No. That one language being English is pretty nice, though, I won't lie.
>>81252656
>hat is it like being not American? I have always wondered what it is like living in the horrible parts of the world like Europe and Asia and especially Africa.
Yeah? I've honestly always wished I was from a place with no niggers. I've only traveled this continent, so I have no experience outside the Americas, but if the USA is really the best place on this planet, you can go ahead and end my life any day now, I don't mind.
>>81263066
Not like I'd expect an American to understand a simple metaphor.
>>81263170
Nah. You leafs had your chance to become the 14th state and you decided to stay with the British.
I'll still accept you though, so long as you bring a gift of friendship maple syrup and weetabix.
>>81263080
DC isn't as bad as Chicago and yet these cities with massive amounts of crime still seem to be prosperous. Crime used to be much worse in America and its now really only nignogs going rampant.
>>81263479
There is still good in Canada. You'll have to nuke Toronto tho...
>>81252656
Great bait burgerbro.
It really sucks t b h
my biggest goal in life is to become an American. Greatest country of all time desu.
pls give me some tips on how to get a green card, Ameribros. I'm not a muslim or anything.
>>81263409
scumlord has no respect for the achievements of his countrymen. The nignogs are a problem but they are worthy
>>81263440
Here's a metaphor for ya:
Your best of you viking fucks came over by boat 800 years ago and stayed.
The rest of the best of you ran down your momma's leg.
>>81252656
Its cheaper than living in the us
1USD = 0.350 BHD
1BHD = 3.50 USD
Kek
>>81263609
One one hand, Stan Rogers is Canadian.
On the other hand, you spawned Justin Bieber.
>>81263394
I watched UFC 200 last weekend and the host said the whole show was available in Spanish.
At least we don't have shows in duel Eng/Arabic yet
>>81263801
rekt
>>81263547
I'm aware that crime has gone down since it peaked in the early 90s, but that's a worldwide phenomenon, and is only relevant if you're comparing the present to the worst point in US history.
If you look at the 50s and 60s, before the Civil Rights Movement and the Immigration Act of 1965/1968, America is still far worse off when it comes to crime.
>>81263753
>pls give me some tips
1. marry a burger
2. green card lottery
3. skilled worker visa
>>81263853
>Bahrain
>muh currency
too bad kek doesn't bless you like he does America
>>81263753
>meet an american woman
>offer to pay her $20K to marry you for a greencard
I know a couple people who've done it. Or you could just marry her because she thinks you love her. Then you divorce her after 3 years or so.
>>81263966
Mexicans are Catholic and sorta white. Arabs are Muslim and sorta radical. You will never hear about a Mexican suicide bomber. We're fucking lucky that immigration from Mexico is all we have to deal with. Thank you Atlantic ocean for insulating us from most of the world's problems.
>>81263753
Marry a citizen.
Alternatively, claim your name is paco Rodriguez and come illegally for free gibs
>>81262579
Bullshit. My family business produces goods manufactured locally and sells them both in the states and internationally. To say all goods sold in the US are Walmart tier is disingenuous.
>>81264160
>crime
this word has been thrown around a lot. Crime happens everyday in America we have a lot of people and a lot of tension and a decent amount of poverty but were pretty much alright. Sure niggers are gonna nig but its Civilized in America. Much more than you fucking northmen would like to believe.
>>81264417
>>81264467
>>81264610
alright, marriage and green card lottery were my best plans anyway. I'm too stupid for that skilled workers thing.
Good thing I'm getting /fit/, do you have any pro tips on how to get an American gf? Do they like slight German accents?
Pretty based
Amerifats get blown up by ieds to keep us safe from terrorism
>>81264610
>Paco Rodriguez
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>pearly white skin
Hey you're not from Mexico. You're clearly form Argentina. Sorry buddy, no amnesty for you. You have to go back.
>>81263801
I see you've taken a liking to African-American culture. Not exactly surprised, as that seems to have become the norm over there.
>>81264058
Take that dick out of your mouth, Hans. You've let the Americans fuck you enough already.
>>81264902
You'd probably woo the average white liberal woman in america as they like to think of themselves as worldly even though they know fuck all. They just like shit that seems exotic. As far as getting a christian conservative woman, I doubt it.
>>81265070
your country terrorizes itself with its leaf flag and horrible culture.
>>81264902
Girls love /fit/ foreigners, money, and 'intelligence'. I say that in quotes as half the time it isn't true or they just want someone to listen to them.
>>81265276
If getting shot and exploded is American culture i don't want it desu
>>81265424
>shot and exploded
you canadians are all the same lol, shitposters
>>81260683
иди нaхyй cyкa
>>81265238
>>81265301
thx brehs
>>81263753
marry me, heinz
>>81265518
Cool argument
I'll be up here not getting shot
>>81260683
I can speak three languages, but I have to admit that education would be much more efficient if we skipped foreign languages and just went straight into science, history, philosophy, and engineering.
>>81264619
Once again, Americans don't understand metaphors. Do I really have to spell it out for you? American culture has been commercialized to the point of absurdity and has become an export ware, that you can experience in other countries.
The insult revolves around Europeans having their own culture, but also being able to participate in the plastic, commercialized culture from America, via movies, music, TV, sports, fast food chains and so on. However, America only has the globalized American culture.
And yes, I'm aware that there are local and regional customs, but banter tends to gloss over details. Guess the Brits were right when they said Americans can't handle banter.
>>81252656
In Aus there isn't much to do but drink, fuck and kick the shit out of muslims. It's good shit m8.
>>81265899
r u a grill
what's it like being american? knowing your country is corrupt as fuck and you can't do anything about it?
>>81266197
all shitposting aside, even without mass culture, America has more "real culture" than fucking Norway.
Historical buildings and sites, poets, writers and painters etc. I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.
Terribly memed, my friend.
>>81252656
I'm westernized, identify more with Americans than the people in this country. Having said that, it's pretty cool. I can download whatever I want, view CP, shit like that. Zero repercussions since we're so low on the radar of RIAA/MPAA shit. FBI/NSA doesn't seem to care. And you guys are covering our ass vs China so we feel pretty cool on that front as well.
I get paid around 300usd a month though so the trade-off is...we're dirt poor.
Japan is the best country, retards.
>>81253302
Meanwhile there is a growing amount of areas in the US that are certified third world shitholes that people from Brazil laugh themselves to sleep about.
Go figure.
>>81263753
Join the green card lottery, you fucking roach. Yeah, America is one big game show and they actually have lotteries to decide who gets to come.
>>81261696
fun fact it's likely that you develop a second personality if you're fluent enough in another language. Yes languages influence behavior and patrons of conduct. But dont worry you wont notice
>>81262137
if latinos keep breeding like they do in the US it's likely that your grandchildren would HAVE to learn spanish if they want to find good jobs
>>81266686
>implying i'm not moving to an underground bunker in ten years
>>81266666
>satan is Norse
all hail viking satan....Loki?
>>81266471
>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.
Proud of your own ignorance? Yeah, you'd fit right into American society.
>Historical buildings and sites, poets, writers and painters etc.
Really? A country with 60 times the population of Norway has more of something than us?
>>81266218
i'll be anything you want, bby
>>81266666
1/50 chances aren't the best, Sören.
but mirin your digits p h a m
>>81266471
>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now
>>81265518
We're not. But our country is fucked and we need America to save us from SJW.
>>81266952
>Really? A country with 60 times the population of Norway has more of something than us?
nice argument. So you admit that you're wrong in saying that America has no real culture?
>>81266952
>>I literally can't think of a single famous Norwegian right now.
>Proud of your own ignorance? Yeah, you'd fit right into American society.
Just googled "famous Norwegians", Munch and Ibsen are literally the only ones anyone from outside Norway recognizes. Don't delude yourself into thinking that you're more relevant than you are.
>>81266531
>view CP
I hope Duterte executes you, fucking degenerate.
>>81267127
Vidkun Quisling
>>81267797
let him try. the guy doesn't even know how to use email.
Enjoy Clinton part 2.
Hyperreality exists in few places, probably only America and Japan, and I'm sure foreigners aren't used to it. The disorientation you feel in an Atlantic City casino can't be described. We may engage in cultural imperialism and export our media to you, but you don't know what it's like to be bombarded with more imitation of reality than actuality. You lose touch with the relationship you have with your senses.
>>81267486
>nice argument. So you admit that you're wrong in saying that America has no real culture?
It's funny how you're actually more triggered by this than the actual Americans.
>>81254180
Yes, tons. It's not all a shithole. IMO people look nicer in eastern europe so you have that as an advantage. Plus less retard tier laws, but life is a lot shitter too.
>>81262572
That's interesting. In most places, water is actually unsafe to drink before people touch it
Huezil in a nutshell, really
>>81258680
fucking everything is illegal in Canada. Even walking with your phone out in a few weeks....
>>81254180
Every time I walk through LA and in Union Station I marvel at all the homeless people and try not to breathe because of the acrid piss stench wafting through the fucking air.
>>81269105
>fucking everything is illegal in Canada. Even walking with your phone out in a few weeks....
So you're going to wipe out all the black people?
>>81268719
that's because I have to overcompensate for not being surrounded by (pro-)Americans, like Americans are.
We have bad teeth from malnutrition and sugary maple syrup. Also our country is run by a weedman.
>>81252656
It's Great
>>81260683
But many of us do know more than one language sempai
キル ヨーセルフ
>>81257758
Implying it's culture and not racial make up of your country that matters. You'd still be a mongrel country with low IQ
>>81269667
This.
I think is pretty much the same but without getting shot
>>81261696
Code shifting. it is actually pretty fun. Sometimes I just start thinking in moonspeak for no apparent reason. Or dreaming
>>81269890
>mexico
>without getting shot
>>81262137
>I don't want to learn another language
>I would like to learn Italian though
So every other language is scum but Italian?
Explain yourself.
>>81269201
That's not piss, that's the mexican food from the stalls across the street.
>>81258680
You should probably find the closes flight of stairs and a helmet so you can jump.
>>81252656
Pay around 50% of my income in direct and indirect tax, get increasingly socialist government each time a party is elected or reelected. Corruption is the same though. Our last government took orders from Germany, our current one takes orders from the USA and Israel. I think it's safe that we've been getting fucked in the ass since corruption started appearing in the commonwealth times.
But it's not like America isn't cucked by globalists as much as we are.
>>81260501
Who knows anon, maybe it will happen.
If canacuck gets cucky enough and try to irritate the US with its shit.... they wouldn't stand a chance.
>>81252656
An habbening in america will get shut down quick. Pretty sure america has the most mercs for hire in the world. They'll quickly create a quarantine zone working with amongst citizens, military and police force.
>>81269428
Fuck off weeb
>>81260683
Lol I'm bilingual and perfectly fluent on both. It gets annoying because your thought are in one language and my speech is in another. So that can cause some brain farts.
>>81266197
>Norway
Uh, you are horribly uneducated if you think the US doesn't have a greater variety of culture than anywhere else on the planet. The deep south is entirely different from the north, and the Midwest. You have iconic cities like Boston, Las Vegas, New York, and DC. There are so many different cultural region it would take entirely too much time for me to even explain them all in detail. Commercialization is everywhere, but our products and propaganda just don't really give you a feel for WHAT American culture actually is. It might seem skin deep to an outsider, but if you actually understood a tenth of what our country contains culturally you wouldn't say a word.
>>81252656
>not being american
It's paradise
Every caucasian American boy is circumcised at birth
Your country is fucked up.
>>81255709
Because what you actually have is a corpocracy its not sustainable and it sacrifices society and the environment aslong as money is extracted ... Basically your corpocracy is the reason you are a superpower today but also the reason you won't be one in twenty years maybe sooner
>>81263080
>2 decade old stereotype
t. I live in DC
>>81264902
Yes american birds are sluts. Anything exotic.
>>81262137
Spanish and Italian go well together, you ding dong
>>81252656
I don't have to tip everyone I see
>>81271259
American culture:
Burgers
Malls
Obesity
Guns
Obesity
Niggers
I think you would more culture in one European country than all off Mexico... I mean America
>>81262572
Kek traveling advice, don't drink water from foreign countries (drink water from store) until your body gets used to the germs after 10 days.
There's been instances where people get sick because they drank tap water.
>>81271845
You forgot circumcision
>>81262579
>what are successful private businesses?
Oh wait......
>>81271955
Oh yeah male genital mutilation!
If your really lucky enough to be born in America a Jew will bite off your foreskin and give you a blowey joey! How cool
( no gay apparently)
>>81267972
If it exists elsewhere it is only in certain cities. Hong Kong, Bangkok etc
>>81263409
Kek
End yourself
>>81252656
Patriotism is shunned.
>>81264160
350 million of us here.the average state is probably on par with an average euro country in terms of size and population.of course our crime stats seem bad.i think eurofags have a difficult time understanding suburbs.they seem to think productive white people still live in cities.
>>81252656
Hey.... Europe was cool until they let in all the muzzies.
>>81272701
I don't think you understand crime statistics. They don't just total them up and say holy shit why does china have so much crime?
Everything is per 100,000 people.
Americans cannot into per capita?
>don't have to worry about getting mugged
>don't have to worry about getting shot
Apart from infrastructure and climate/environment, feels good man.
>>81269260
>>81266952
>>81266197
>>81265159
>>81264160
>>81263440
>>81263080
>>81262579
Wow what crawled up your ass today? This isn't banter, this is you being an angry, ignorant little shit
>>81271845
God bless aussies
>>81272372
>mfw uncut American masterrace
Smoke some meth, you dumb fucking bogan
>>81257758
>the best planting soil in the world
sorry to smash your pride and joy, but the American Midwest has the best dirt
>>81269890
You're one to talk
>>81273890
Mexican or Nigger detected.
>>81273933
Isn't China nearing dust bowl levels in its farming lands?
>>81255065
Holy shit what
>>81263192
Act fast on this proposal, leaf, I'm from STL and Tim Hortons are popping up here and there. That's one leverage point for you now irrelevant.
>>81274975
Replied to wrong person. Sorry desu I'll go be an hero now.
>>81274461
probably, this was '98
>>81252656
>Watch American News
>See another shooting
It's a normal thing now
>>81275375
ill keep my guns and take my chances. Canada is cucked and europe is getting ethnically cleansed by renaults
>>81266218
Gay marriage is legal in certain states, anon. :^)
>>81266686
This happened to me with English. I'm a awkward aspie socialist when I'm speaking Finnish but whenever I switch to thinking in English I turn into an outgoing and sociable libertarian.
>>81269890
Calm down burro
>>81252656
Feels good man.
I have close family born, raised and living in the US that wants to come back as well.
