WTF SHIT IS GOING DOWN HERE AT ADELAIDE ARMY IS PATROLLING DOWN MY STREET
>>81200297
I am in Adelaide, and i can confirm jets are flying overhead, they're loud as fuck.
>>81200297
>Adelaide
Nobody cares...
>>81200727
Just wait, it's going down Australia wide, i can feel it.
>>81201412
Must be killing Emus again its nothing don't worry pal
>>81201977
If i wasn't tripping rn, i would know if you were ireland or italy
Brisbane here, the Story Bridge is blocked, hearing loudspeakers
What the fuck is going on
Melbourne here, I just farted
>>81202462
I'm a potato nigger
Nothings happening here yet
>>81200297
Evidence?
Can an any Aus bro give details
Update shit is going down in Adelaide, hear alarms like it's Marshal law or some shit
>>81201977
>Must be getting raped by Emus again
ftfy
>>81202532
Anything else? Any helis?
Shitposting Kanganiggers? Anybody going to post something other than words?
>>81202872
post to vocarro pls
>>81200297
Emus are back to finish you off.
WW3 is upon us and straya will be first to fall.
>>81203308
Pic of some place down from the bridge apparently
>>81203355
I will take a pic of the helicopter next time they fly by, they're gojng fucking fast though
Brisbanefaf here.
Chinese ships spotted on the horizon
what do
>>81200297
I'm in Anaheim also
Can confirm!
stop posting these fake happening threads you god damn faggots
>>81204023
How big are the ships? Are they carriers or destroyers?
I'm in Perth and a horde of aborigines has just very slowly stumbled up the hill to occupy the state parliament
>>81204732
WHAT'S THE DETAILS?
>>81204531
Cruisers
New York here. Men from space are holding the entire city captive. They fucked me in the butt hole.
London here, my local pub just closed WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>81203712
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING EMU WAR 2
>>81202532
>hearing loudspeakers
..."come from a land down unnderrrr"...
WHOOSH KABOOM
>>81205261
RIP in pieces Anonanus
UPDATE IN ADELAIDE AIR FORCE JETS ARE FLYING VERY LOW LIKE 40 METRES OFF GROUND, THERE IS LIKE 4 OF THEM WTF, ALSO ALARMS GOING OFF
I have a update in adelaide, I'm not joking shit is happening
>>81206539
>4 OF THEM
All 4? Must be srious if the whole Air Force has been deployed. Keep us posted anon.
Go back to bed. Everything is okay and normal. There are definitely no Emus and always remember, China is our greatest ally.
Emu fence down!
Run for your life!
Update, tank just rolled down my street infront of a truck and a armored vehicle, i heard 3 gun shots as well
ANY TORONTOFAGS IN HERE?
TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT SHIT
KANGAROO CAVALRY MAKING MOVES UP IN DARWIN
>>81206539
>>81207940
Calm your farm m8.
http://www.army.gov.au/Our-work/Major-exercises/Exercise-Hamel-2016/What-is-Exercise-Hamel
>that feel when Straya could be in flames but no one believes them because of their shitposting history
IT'S PETER AND THE WOLF ALL OVER AGAIN
>>81208785
Heard it, can confirm.
HOLY FUCK!! PAULINE'S HAD A TASTE OF POWER NOW SHE'S MAKING HER MOVE!! FUCKING ALL HAIL THE TOP SHEILA!!!
>>81209168
Pls xplane.
>>81200297
God-tier shitposting Aussies, but this burger sees through the ruse.
>>81208785
I'VE GOT RELATIVES IN CANADA
THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID A GAY PRIDE PARADE FLOAT IS RUNNING OVER CARS
STAY SAFE LEAFS
>>81200297
Adelaide?
>>81205261
Massachusetts here. Martians being protested by BLM. Reports of a Dindu hit by lazer for trying to steal spinner rims off flying saucer.
>>81209168
This nasally voiced ranga will protect us from the deadly assault trucks.
Tomorrow When The War Began
Something big is going down. The internet seems to be effected also. Feels like im on dial up. Oh wait, it was always like that. Never mind.
Can confirm - posting from Perth, as usual...
Pretty much fuck all going on.
Just like yesterday.
>>81200297
I heard there is an abo uprising .
>>81200297
BS, you dont have streets, abo.
Illinois here. Someone just nuked Chicago.
>>81209508
Radelaide.
UPDATE!!!!!!: Got picture proof of happening
>>81200297
Yeah, We've had military copters doing flights though Melbourne since last year.
I think its just in case terror happens.
New York here
Erdagon has landed, Obongo has welcome him with an open asshole. All Raid cans will now be banned.
>>81210337
Looks like the cleanup the day after the Mardis Gras in Sydney
Happening in WA. Could be nuclear
>>81211087
>image name says (((screenshot)))
Go burn in the desert ausfag
>>81200297
>ADELAIDE
i actually thought that was new zealand for a while
does anything happen there?
>>81211214
I'm use to that, it's not like that, there's army on every corner, more and more. SHTF
>>81202532
>Brisbane here, the Story Bridge is blocked, hearing loudspeakers
>What the fuck is going on
Your Islamic masters are taking charge. That's the call to prayer, infidel.
>>81211559
Don't make me kek m8, it's early here & I'll wake up the missus and kids.
>>81211575
G-g-g-greeting fellow Sandgroper?
You kangaroo niggers are incorrigible
>>81209578
LA HERE
THERE'S NIGGERS IN MY KITCHEN
THEY'RE EATING THE BREAD
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT PENIS AND EATING MY BREAD
FIVE HUNDRED JETS JUST FLEW THROUGH MY WINDOW
>>81200297
dude wtf my city just got nuked???!
DONT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT
Sydney here, streets are covered with muslims.
Business as usual.
>>81213348
A small number of disturbed individuals do not represent all emukind. #illridewithyou
>>81213591
Are there Muslims in Sydney?
>>81209508
it's heaps good
>>81207128
FUCK YOU SHILL!!!
EMU/CHINK AXIS SHILLS OUT IN FULL FORCE
>>81200297
Begun the war on shitposting lads
>>81202532
I know this is probably a troll but No it isn't?
JESUS CHRIST
I WAS WONDERING WHY DAD WASN'T HOME
Just saw his fucking APC unit on a livestream
I can't believe he didn't tell me. I know you're not supposed to, but..
CRICKEY MATES, THE EMU ARMY IS STAGING A MILITARY COUP IN BRISVEGAS
>>81215449
Trust me, shit is going down
>>81215826
AUSTRALIAN COUP PLZ, I NEED ATLEAST ONE SUCCESSFUL COUP BEFORE I CAN SLEEP
>>81202532
>hearing loudspeakers
Dole check day yesterday m8, that's just the abos down the street getting the party started after their first bag of goon.
Buddy texted me from Perth.
>IT'S A BLEEDING DROPBEAR INSURRECTION DOWN HERE!
>>81208974
>PETER AND THE WOLF
You mean The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Peter and the Wolf is a musical performance, you cultured faggot.
BUT WHAT ABOUT TOOWOOMBA
How is NZ holding up?
>>81211699
>not screenshotting your own pics on mobile to remove the exif data quickly before posting
Sure smells summer in here
>>81200297
Can you smell emu droppings?
>>81205593
Sharia law happened. Have some mint tea infidel.
>>81200297
They are returning from Exercise Hamel you spud.
>>81216607
Winter's coming for you chink
>>81200297
I warned you fighting carp was a bad idea
OH FUCK VICTORIA HERE
THE DROPBEARS ARE RIDING THE E US SEND HELP SEND HE
Alice Springs report in yet? Or are the abos just stealing your shit car to burn it in the middle of nowhere?
UPDATE, EMUS ARE ON A RAMPAGE
>>81217529
A leaf calling someone else "chink"....
>>81217520
I did post earlier - but then where's the HABBENING fun if its just an Army exercise?
>>81200297
>>81211087
I'm right near the city and I don't hear or see anything
If you hand over your women now, they may go easier on you.
Don't think EIDF hasn't been watching you cunts. You've been ignoring them for too long.
There is nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide.
>>81209816
lol
Ricky in Gippsland standing by..poised, ready to strike.
>>81203712
They're moving tanks down the streets?
friend just sent this
Live feed on RT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxcfhDnD1Q0
>>81220165
Ya know you could probably buy 2-3 Russian T-90s for the price of 1 Abrams
Not only will you have more tanks but it's 2 infrared jammers will fuck with the emu's targeting equipment.
>tfw you've been on Exercises all week and all you're hanging for is some MickeyD's, a coldy and a root with the missus.
>>81226292
Don't worry, she's been worked hard and put away wet all week too
>>81219324
God that's hot
ITT:shit-birds feeling left out of all the happenings lately
>>81219324
Beastiality, this is normal in Britain
>>81228251
It's great to be an Island nation far from trouble.
You should move your country up here, we'll rule the waves, colonize Antartica and Indonesia, it will be just like old times.
>>81200297
So there's like one old guy in a tin helmet riding a bicycle down the path and he may have the bayonet fixed on his rusty Enfield?
Holy Shit Phamalams!
>>81228689
>>81203712
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHNJKASOH JLKAHS KAJ KSAK
WTF WTF WTFWTF
damn here in Melbourne BLM have formed a ring around the city and not letting anyone enter/leave.
>>81217520
Pls dont ruin it. Operation blackout was pretty neat
Armyfag here
Calm your tits, it's just an exercise that's been going on for a few weeks
>>81237477
my mates in Adelaide now and has long hair because the exercise has gone on for so long. Say hi to him for me f.a.m
>>81239260
I would if I was there, I'm posted to an infantry battalion up north. But if shit was happening We'd all be on lockdown on base ready to go
>>81200297
KILL MUZZIES DO IT NOW
HOLY SHIT, WAGGA WAGGA HERE, A TANK JUST DROVE PAST MY HOUSE WTF WTF WTF
>>81239821
Well fuck. Didn't know Wagga Wagga became part of Britain.
>>81239514
considering dropping uni to go into the army. already been through all the assessment day before but chose to go to uni in the end
American here
Guy in a motorized scooter with an assualt rifle just rolled down my street
wtf is happening?
>>81219324
ART
R
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>>81227389
cuck
>>81200297
Wollongongabingabong here m8, bunch of emus just seized the town hall and declared martial law!
>>81240013
Ehh, Army is good money. Cheap as fuck to live on base, good starting wages. I used it for a bridge, I'm getting them to pay for my trade and I'm going to leave and do Private contractor work
>>81200297
Adelaide?
>>81240507
my mate who is in it loved it at the beginning but said the novelty of its worn off and is pretty bored
>>81200297
The carp has grown legs
ABC reporting massive explosions in Glenelg, stay safe bros
>>81241120
Yeah, that's why I'm getting out. It's been years since we we've had an actual combat deployment
>>81203712
>>81200297
Nothing ever happens in Adelaide fuck knuckle
It's like your the little kid brother to the rest of the great states
Me too me too
Fucking spastics
