The krauts would probably welcome him with open arms
>>81181750
Source? This might be the greatest thing I've heard in a while.
>>81181750
Erdogan**
>all dogs go to heaven
All Turks go to Germany
>>81181750
WHERES THE FUCKING SOURCE
THIS CANT BE REAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81181750
>TFW Eragon will be kicking back with a fistful of welfare checks in Berlin within the week
>>81181750
He'll be raping in the pools in no time.
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>yfw
So you're telling me he escaped Turkey in his private jet while Turkey airforce was active?
Strange.
Ayyyyyyyy
>>81181750
wait the minute, this whole coup d'etat is fake, this cheeky roach just wanted to emigrate to germany for welfare
>>81181750
Merkel should let him in.
>>81183566
If Merkel gives it to him, that'll put another nail in her coffin.
>>81181750
>>81183589
>So you're telling me he escaped Turkey in his private jet while Turkey airforce was active?
He was on holiday m8
>>81183566
Back to his Judeo-Masonic masters.
Holy shit.
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/754066885981958148
>>81184127
Alright then, you're telling me their Airforce could not force his jet down while trying to land in Turkey?
>>81184236
>>81184292
>>81181750
Send him to Syria
>>81183566
>>81182306
>>81184330
>Alright then, you're telling me their Airforce could not force his jet down while trying to land in Turkey?
Are you retarded? He's not in Turkey
So what? Shows how important our country is. Jealous that nobody wants to go into your shitty country?
Oh, how is the pound doing, btw?
>>81183566
Un-fucking-believable
>>81181750
We already have enough roaches here, fuck off Erdonigger
>>81184772
>>81183734
> flag
> judging people for welfare tourism
>>81184236
so the fuck what?
you guys have the french flag on your presidential residence 24/7
>>81184772
>import kebab
>take in king kebab
>our
>>81183566
everyone is welcome here
>>81181750
TURKISH CROWDS ARE CHEERING FOR THE MILITARY
https://twitter.com/dontgoturkey/status/754066141522300929
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>81181750
>>81185371
He's a buttblasted angry Merkel voter that's frustrated over his chastity belt being too tight and the loud screams of his wife getting fucked every night keep him awake.
>>81183566
>a woman kills the eu
like pottery
>>81184669
WHAT THE FUCK WE NEED TO GET RIDE OF BOARDERS THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE DIDN'T HAVE BOARDERS THEIR AIRFORCE WOULD BE ABLE TO CHASE HIM ANYWHERE WITHOUT WORRY OF CROSSING BOARDERS ILLEGALLY I HATE BOARDERS NOW
>>81183566
>>81181750
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81184772
Still more valuable than the Euro, apparently.
come home, Recip
>RIGHT TO LAND DENIED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO HE'LL BE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS IN KEKMANY
ERDOGAN IS GONNA GET SOME FICKI FICKI VERY SOON
>>81185598
Thank you for that laugh, i needed that
I thought this was the greatest happening in a long time and they ACTUALLY IMPORT THAT FUCKING KEBAB HERE PUT HIM A SHIP PUT HIM IN FUCKING SHIP INTO THE MEDITERANIAN SEE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
>letting an islamofascist into your country
Surly Europe isn't THIS tolerant
>>81182028
and buttcheeks
Putin is probably laughing his ass off
>>81185088
oh little cuck
HAHAHAHAAH GET KEKED GERMANY YOU FUCKS
MERKEL DID THIS
>>81181750
>He will be accepted
>in return he has to listen to poems by Böhmermann every day
>>81185718
You mean poetry retard
>>81184772
A lot better than your country is... :////
This is it my shit just got completely cucked up
THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>81181750
>letting a wannabe dictator establish his government in exile in your country
I seriously hope you Germans don't do this.
Not sure why you fucking morons are laughing
The fact that Merkel just denied Edrogan asylum shows that NATO is behind this coup
That means Turkey is going to become EU member
>>81186723
https://twitter.com/MariaLiaCalvo/status/754067355408314368
already denied
>>81186971
We dont even have a choice
>>81183566
>>81181750
Alright this is it. I've had it.
This has proven the existence of meme magic to me. I'm abandoning materialism for Mediterranean Mysticism.
KEK is real. All praise be to KEK
What's the range for a S300/S400 missile system?
Can the Russians shoot down his plane and blame it on an accident?
>>81181750
>>81183566
Top fucking kek
Praise kek
>>81187095
>Not sure why you fucking morons are laughing
>That means Turkey is going to become EU member
You just answered your own question.
>>81187172
You're gonna have to shoot his plane down. CIA sourced Stingers are 30 minutes out.
>>81186297
but the plane must come down somewhere :3
>>81184772
fuck off retard
>>81181750
You simply cannot make this shit up
Why the fuck is meme magic working?
>>81187097
i'm
HYPED
Y
P
E
D
imagine it, no country gives perimission to land. erdogan flying round across europe
>>81186338
>>81187231
400km.
>>81182028
They denied him according to @CNBC :D
>>81186971
That EU wanna be dictator in Brussels will jump up and down screaming angrily for him to be let in. Merkel will then comply like a good dog and do so. Which will be an unmitigated disaster further pushing Germany to civil war as they now have two governments, one holding sway over 3+ million people in the country.
God fucking damnit, still 6 months to go for my weapon permit. Slow down the happenings ffs.
>>81187612
Sweden always welcomes fellow hairyhands
>>81184772
Pray that this doesn't become a full on civil war because there will be 35m Turks going straight to Germany.
>>81181750
AHAHAHHHAHHAAAA
Welcome REFUGEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81187097
fake and gay
>>81187919
DEAL WITH IT
E
A
L
W
I
T
H
I
T
>>81187929
Wait for Juncker to find out, he'll come out ranting and raving demanding his fugly bulldog to change her decision.
What does it matter? If anything it is humiliation for Erdogan, considering he thought he could blackmail Germany and the EU. Look where he's at now, he can shove his demands right up his ass and comes begging like the little roach he is.
>>81181750
>>81183913
You're right there!
>>81187919
SAVAGE
>>81183913
>Romanian shitposting.webm
>>81184772
sorry german
>>81187919
Oh shit, he will have to try for Sweden.
>>81186439
genuinely lold
>>81187956
In all seriousness they'd have to be insane to let him in. I can't even image the shitshow that would be the fight to get them to turn him over to the new government.
So his plane is just going to circle around until they run out of petrolium or some shit?
>>81187097
>https://twitter.com/MariaLiaCalvo/status/754067355408314368
THIS IS THE BEST
>>81181750
Funny as a joke
.
Hilarious in reality.
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.
>>81189557
I hope not.
I want Russians to shoot that jet down, karma is a bitch.
>>81181750
The country that will accept him is my cucked country. Mark my words
>>81189557
He ends up crashing in Russia which starts means Russia is going to attack Turkey and WW3 begins
The president of Turkey is now part of the eu migrant crisis
>mfw
>>81190084
Crashing with no survivors? What did he mean by this?
>>81181750
Germany? More like Turkey
>>81187956
Why would the EU possibly let Erdogan in? He's a nobody now and hugely unpopular in Europe.
If anything, I see him ending up in a loft in NYC like so many other NATO dictators. Maybe even London.
He wont live long if he tries to stay in Germany. We have a million kurds here who'd want his head.
>>81190478
It's a big explosion
>>81183589
Have to agree with the leaf on this one. Seems fishy.
Gastarbeiter Erdogan when?
>>81190579
That's a big plane
IT'S FINE
ROFL my sides ! Help!
>>81190840
for you
>>81190840
For Putin
>>81181750
>>81190922
I swear KEK is planning all of these events to get Trump elected.
>>81190927
I hate Jews so much right now
>>81184772
The pound is doing well again
>>81191525
BAZINGA!
>>81182172
>>81185082
>flag
>having more hidden land mines than single grass stalk
>>81191525
rare? also I concur
>>81191862
Sup
>>81191525
Same
the first refugee Merkel doesn't want
>>81181750
Turkish Emir seeking refuge within the heart of the Eurabian Caliphate
Wow, this guy is probably the first war refuge to be refused in germany.
>>81186439
Lol
>>81192239
Erdogan was Satan-dildo's ass puppet. I hope he gets burnt alive, cut into pieces and thrown into the Bosporus
>>81187858
Tip top kek
>>81192551
Hang in there m8, Kikes are loosing control now, When SHTF you can finally have your country back
>>81192551
oh palestine!
>>81193167
Oh America!
>>81187929
He has to go back.
:^)
>>81192773
Whats this guys name?
>>81193385
plenty of us hate the zionists as well, don't worry. not all of us are assholes
>>81181750
>>81193598
his name is robert paulson
>>81193739
You give me hope
>>81181750
He's now apparently going to London.
https://twitter.com/Politico_Daily/status/754073517881163776
>>81187612
>crashing this plane
>>81194048
Top lul.
Wouldnt put it past merkel to be dumb enough to give in and take Erdoblans side in this civil war.
>>81194048
>tfw Boris is charge of whether to accept him
>tfw Boris called him a goat fucker
>tfw his spokesperson threatened Boris not yesterday
>>81181750
I'm actually just jealous he can facetime from his plane, I'd like that
>>81193813
Nice 2012 meme.
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>81194003
it's more common than both of our medias are willing to admit. i don't hate jews or muslims or christians - i hate zionists and jihadis and christian fundamentalists. those ideas are starting to finally take hold here
>>81194003
>>81193739
This makes me feel so sad, I want off Zog's ride too ;_;
>>81194429
ISN'T IT FUNNY
Do not take the Hungarian route, Erdogan. You will be fed to pigs there.
>>81181750
Germany has let him to the front of the line at the "showers"
>>81194429
Shit, I had no idea Bong Trump was this based.
>>81194914
>>81194429
AAAHHHHH WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO SO RIGHT
>gunfires
HOLY SHIT, THEY ARE FIRING.
Why do Muslims always seek asylum in Europe? What's wrong with a Central Asian country? I hear Uzbekistan is very nice.
>>81194667
I fucking hate Jihadists and Zionists, too, Jews are ok, i knew alot of them
DENIED
>>81195167
military is shooting at pro-erdogan guys, so it's ok
>>81195326
those are all russian puppets, not a good place for erdogan.
>>81194429
>>81195143
>>81194914
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
I’m pleased to announce that we have a winner of The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, and here it is:
There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
>>81194429
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
>>81195326
Do you want to work 16 hous per day?
>>81195393
exactly
>>81195393
>Jews
>Okay
Wew laddy, that's some tier 3 Stockholm's syndrome right there. My German "Family member" was forced to hide here after those rats got loose from their cages.
>>81195429
You did not see erdogan in the euronews studio on the skype screen of the host mobile phone. Want to see the video? I rewind back and take a cut if you wish.
>>81195326
>Flying anywhere near Russia
>>81196102
Are you white?
>>81195614
>>81196102
listen m8, if you honestly can't discern a "zionist" from a regular average person who is "jewish" then perhaps you're not ready for this whole grown-up thing
>>81196167
Your point is?
>>81195429
>not naming file TurkishAirForce.jpg
>>81195429
Top KEK.
>>81196697
You are in denial phase still.
>>81182028
He's begging your government now. Brexit, indeed.
>>81195614
Fucking based Boris
>>81196697
Ugyh, sorry. Did not look at your picture.
peace?
>>81196521
English/German.
>>81196608 You Idiot, Almost every Jew is a Zionist. The pleb kikes would be exactly like the Soros kikes if they had the chance.
>>81196697 The holocaust should've been real
>>81197744
Hello proud Rhodesian.
>>81194429
Glorious times
>>81195429
>>81188364
Merkel must be so happy right now. She's been appeasing him and now she got him by the balls. His country doesn't want him and nor does any European country now.
>>81183566
Would only agree if the plane takes the flight path over Ukraine.
>>81185371
but he's a Mehmet tho
DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC!!!
TURKISH CALIPHATE NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4PeKTlX6s
>>81197744
May be he should come to zimbabwe.
Oh wait your country is so shit even roaches dont want any thing to do yith you..
TURKLADS IF YOU ARE OK POST ANIME
#Despotswanted
>>81198613
internet is down in turkey
>>81195429
you are one gross fucker. why the fuck do you have roaches in your house.
>>81189413
The current government does whatever the EU autocrats tell it to do, the EU autocrats ARE completely insane. Therefore if Juncker comes out, gives his attack bulldog a few good kicks, she'll let Erdogan in and etablish an unofficial secondary government. Which would be bad for ALL of Europe, as there's millions of islamist Turks loyal to erdogan across all of Europe.
>>81187095
>That means Turkey is going to become EU member
And that means a whole lot of other EU countries are going to join Britain in a mad scramble for the exits.
>>81197895
My JewTube account ?
Get fugged Kakerlakker ! Meanwhile manifestations in schabenland. Check BBC news!
>>81184772
Keep living in denial, Hans
>>81198820
Tourists, helps the economy what can i say...
Im at work btw...
>>81195429
classic jewish comedy
>>81186764
>pretending
lurk more
>>81198854
I'm waiting on SWExit.
Sweden will probably be the first ones to do it.
>>81198586
Yeah, forgot to thank you for fucking up our nation, guess Hezbollah will have to do that for me. Come RaHoWa I'm finding you a short rope to dangle by
>>81187095
Yeah, NATO sure couped a pro-US leader.
>>81189413
Merkel has gone full retard on so many things since last year, so I wouldn't be suprised
>>81199368
Netherlands are up there. Geert's party has a plurality of support from what I hear from my dutch friend. Also if the good guys win Austria's redo of the election they might bail as well.
Basically I can't see why anyone who's a net contributor to the EU would stay, except maybe Germany because they're trying to run the show.
Although France is so damn cucked they might not pull out either.
Even some of the countries that are net takers won't be OK with being flooded with hordes of Turks though.
There was a muslim woman on the livestream who got really butthurt over the coup.
>our democracy is healthy
>let us have Erdogan in peace
>>81199523
Army is "our boys". It's far better than being pro-US "tolerated ally".
I think maybe Putin was able to redpill Erdogan during their last few visits and he realized too late he was being used and led towards doom.
>>81200354
Yep.
>why cant we use democracy to usher in theocracy
Also snackbaring with gunshots.
>>81187896
Russians can shoot down everything if they wish.
They have orbital capability.
>>81200506
Doing it will just weak the NATO power in this region and make Russia happy, I still have my doubts who is behind this coup.
>>81200212
There'll be riots if some countries vote to exit with a high shitskin count, that's for sure. (France, Sweden, etc.)
I hope the EU will eventually be abolished. As of now it's doing more harm than good. We'll support countries as we see fit, not by homing them in our countries.
>>81187896
But for the Kek it is better to hang erdogan on the same rope withe merkel in germany.
https://www.flightradar24.com/BRJ9203/a59da59
Doing circles now, lmao.
>>81201754
EU is dead, baby. EU is dead.
![709a00a7208e4e4d07ce24cb09eb31d4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JDfVi2R.png "709a00a7208e4e4d07ce24cb09eb31d4[1].png")
my god
>>81201651
Nope. It will strenghten NATO power in the region. If anything Turkish army will now actually follow NATO doctrines again instead of being stopped by Erdogan.
>>81181750
WHEN THE MEMES AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY ARE TOO DANK AND ERDOGAN IS FORCED TO LAND HIS PLANE INTO AN OCEAN
>>81181750
Heh...Erdogan a refugee.
>>81190840
4Ю
>rumours we're going to let him in
How do I delete my bread lads?
>>81202284
Good thing we left before shit really went down.
>mass shooting in trafalgar square. killer is most definitely not muslim or islamic, if you say so you're a bigot #pray4london
>>81203452
ROFL.
>>81203767
Do not overly worry, Europe will be a-OK. It is just EU who died.
>offer citizenship to syrian refugees
>1 week passes
>become syrian refugee
>>81202312
hahaha holy shit
>>81202788
This.
>>81184772
whatever you say hans you stupid cuck
>>81202312
thread link pls
>>81181750
>mfw erdogan will be refused and can only enter in illegally like all the other muslims
>mfw germans kick german family out of their house to give erdogan and other illegal immigrants a home and tax payer money
>>81203452
Based Boris won't let him in, don't fret chum.
>>81184772
german posters are the worst
>>81183566
JEJEJEJEJEJEJEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT WRITE THIS SHIT
>>81184772
>>81183566
friendly reminder Erdogan literally sued a German guy a couple of months ago, OVER A POEM
>>81184772
>trying to justify all the refugees
Nice one Germoney
>>81204954
It's not that Boris won't let him in, he has to do anything May says or lose his job (and career for good).
It's more that May just took office and wants good PR right now. She won't risk her fragile legitimacy by taking in a foreign dictator (not just any foreign dictator, but the supplier-in-chief of ISIS).
ill sleep now may kek have mercy on us
>>81183566
>mfw
i wonder why he didn't choose Saudis.
>martial law has been declared
>>81206946
>kek
>mercy
KEK is wrath incarnate, anon. KEK is vengeance! If we burn as you sleep we burn for our own hubris.
PRAISE KEK, JUSTICE DELIVERED
>>81203452
>enters British airspace
>RAF shoots the roach down
Let's go
>>81208717
>mfw boris is leader of foreign and keeper of the turks
>>81184772
>our country
KEK WHY ARE YOU DENYING THE KING ROACH ACCESS TO HIS COUNTRY
>>81211956
COUP ARE TUTKISH IMPERIALS!!!
THE SULTAN COMES FOR THE THRONE!!!!
ALL HEIL OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!!!
PRAISE THE OTTOMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4PeKTlX6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdDEL5k73lQ
