Streams
https://www.periscope.tv/mckameymanor/1djGXXBvekjGZ
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/754039752773373952
https://www.rt.com/on-air/rt-uk-air/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>81173402
I hope the Muslims are gonna be okay.
GOOD LUCK TURKISH MILITARY
Who getting comfy here?
>>81173402
Is WWIII starting right now?
Should I buy a fallout shelter?
first for fuck turkey
>>81173402
WHERE IS KOKSAL BABA
>>81174002
Flag checks out.
>>81174028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
Turkey (Chicken)
Coup (Coop)
Guys, Chicken Coop
WELCOM TURKFUGEES
Ww3 when?
>>81174002
Flag checks out
>>81174231
This
Europe will get flooded even more now.
>Turkish intel agency spokesman says the coup attempt is almost being suppressed, it will be all over until morning
GG lads, was fun while it lasted
>>81174028
Me.
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
ERDOGAN SAFE?
>ERDOGAN SAFE?
>Britain has Brexit
>France has truck
>Turkey has coup
WHO IS NEXT?
>>81174028
shit me lmao
>>81174049
With Erdogan removed WW3 will be less likely tbqh
>>81174260
When all the countries uncucked themselves, so they can repeat the cycle.
>>81174366
Lad, the military is reportedly attacking the intelligence headquarters right now. Fighter jets were bombing it not long ago.
>>81174469
amerika
>>81174372
Were there any signs before today that the military was planning something like this?
fucking faggot mods are deleting every thread on /int/
>FPCON DELTA describes a situation when a terrorist attack is taking place or has just occurred in the immediate area. FPCON Delta usually occurs only in the areas that are most vulnerable to or have been attacked. One notable example of a general FPCON Delta was directly following the September 11, 2001 attacks, when all military installations were placed at FPCON Delta and restricted to only military personnel.
SAY IT WITH ME: WORLD WAR 3
>>81174469
>tfw canada will have weed
Mercy kill us already
>>81174374
He may be safe, but him leaving the country means he's lost.
>>81174359
feels comfy
>>81174135
You mean KEKsal BABA?
>>81174469
Mexico gets wall.
>>81174469
Germany or UK should be next. We're overdue.
cnn has no news reporter on turkey? it's loop over and over boring.
US soldiers are fucking pussies
>tfw you'll never get to be part of a coup
>#Breaking #Turkey soldiers reportedly besieging AKP party HQ in Istanbul. Army storming @anadoluagency offices, Islamic institutions.
>#Breaking #Turkey soldiers reportedly besieging AKP party HQ in Istanbul. Army storming @anadoluagency offices, Islamic institutions.
"comfy"
there needs to be a comfier edition
Here for turkish collapse, let's try one more time :^)
MARTIAL LAW
CURFEW
ITS HAPPENING
SAM HYDE SEEN LANDING ON THE GROUND IN ISTANBUL
SEEN EXECUTING 3 CIVILIANS FOR ATTEMPTING TO RUN AWAY
I REPEAT, SAM HYDE IS IN ISTANBUL. HIS CHOPPER ATTACKED THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
SAM HYDE IS ON THE FUCKING SCENE
HOW CAN HE KEEP DOING THIS?!?!
>>81174374
I sure hope so. The military is always secular and that usually means an unislamic state
So many happenings, doesnt it feel like the world is falling apart and the end is near?
ERDOGAN IN HIDING
>>81174469
Africa has AIDS
>>81174905
A
FUCKING
COUP
>>81174028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
>>81174982
>>81174905
Are people backing the military or the AKP?
>>81174976
Life is finally almost like an action movie.
>>81174028
comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
Can anyone explain events leading up to this?
I literally know nothing about this roachhole of a country except their history as the Ottoman Empire.
>>81174905
is this the time you go innawoods?
>>81174135
Soldiers will keep Koksal Baba safe.
>>81174683
They want /pol/ to lose its status as the last bastion of free speech.
I'm not being sarcastic either, they want to flood /pol/ with opinions from elsewhere so it turns into something that isn't really /pol/
This isn't even a secret adgenda. It's fucking infuriating.
>>81174976
born to see the end
>>81174469
Sweden will have a Revolution.
If not, welcome the caliphate of Swedistan.
Caliph: Schlomo Mahmoud Goldstein.
>>81173402
I dont understand
what does this coup actually mean?
Can someone please give me a summary of what's going on?
>>81175077
The lack of lorry honks sadden me
>>81175286
it's happening
World war 3 will be live tweeted, what a time to be alive lads
>>81175270
It is the secular part of the military trying to overthrow the islamic government.
Im looking at flight24 and the Istanbul airport is filling up...
How many planes can it hold?
>>81174915
fuck me man
ran through the crowd yesterday, liberating roaches today
absolute madman
THOSE JETS ON SKY
>>81175286
>Islamist president of Turkey getting BTFO
that's it
Who is actually PRACTICALLY fighting who? Explain this shit to me.
When is Canada gonna get their happening? These cuck always get away scotch free
>>81175270
A group in the army is taking control of the goverment.
i.e. they are overthrowing erdoan
>>81173402
can somebody post links of the videos in twitter? the ones with the jets and the helicopters
So this really is possibly happening
Good for the military
>>81175480
i know what a coup is
but what will be the consequences of it?
>>81175534
she looked scared af
>>81174669
was getting quite obvious that people were not pleased but did not expect that. Oh also RIP ERDOGUN
>>81173402
Erdogan will die tomorrow, dubs in last thread confirmed!
>>81175286
Nothing much so far. Roaches are fighting and erdeg is safe so far.
>>81174469
chyna
>>81175636
We don't know until we know who will win.
>>81175700
ayyye
its an ATTEMPTED coup
please dont give them any congratulations until they win
>>81175530
He CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
how fucking cool is this?!?!?!?!
>>81174028
I wish, but the heat is killing my comfy.
I just want to be in a room that is just a little bit too cold so that I can warp myself up in a thick blanket and browse /pol/ during a happening.
Is that too much?
is anzu safe?
>>81174366
they would say that even if the rebels were right outside his office
is turkey internet already shutdown? where's the Turkey flag ?
>>81173402
WE NEED TO DO TH IS IN KEKMURICA
WHERES OUR MILITARY TO OVER THROW THIS MUDSHIT NIGGER OBONGO.
RISE UP WE NEED A COUP
Such a dank week tbqh
>>81175478
>World war 3 will be live tweeted
sounds like the strategy is to leave the internet plugged in and kill all social media right away. live tweeting might be difficult.
IT'S OVER.
>>81175700
Nice lad
>>81175100
I'm backing the military m8
WATCH THE STREAM AND CHAT HERE:
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
WE COMFY AF LADS
>>81175286
We know literally nothing. Apparently the Istanbul bridges are closed, there are tanks and soldiers everywhere around the city. The chief of staff has been taken hostage, and the HQ of the secret service is being bombarded. AKP headquarters are surrounded, and the military is currently announcing the seizure of power over state TV.
What are the streets of Turkey like? Are there tanks and shit?
>>81175879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=812iKo8Pjlg
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXXAXAxxaxaaxaxaxa
>>81175962
Good luck.
>>81175858
She is in japan
>>81175568
We lost a little girl to a dindu. That's all we got for today.
>>81174469
India will poo in loo
>TRT is broadcasting a statement from the army, nice things about NATO and the UN, everyone stay inside, etc
>Turkish TV presenter speaking on behalf on the army repeats Ataturk's "peace in the country, peace in the world" quote.
>>81175636
If Erdogan wins Purges and martial law. Turkey will be fucked for a while
If Army wins maybe Turkey returns to being a secular state and undo te shit Erdogan was doing but we don't know their real reasoning yet and if they have outside help.
>>81175220
uh but discussing current news is what /pol/'s for
>>81175944
Well that didn't take long.
Now how long until US/Europe armed 'rebels' show up?
>>81175962
Because they'll shoot you if you dont or because you are actually opposed to the government?
>>81175162
You claim to know their Ottoman history yet have no idea why this is happening? I call bullshit. That, or you never looked at the end of the Ottoman Empire and what happened next.
>>81174686
Hoky shit glad I'm not in the military anymore haha
>>81174982
if king cockroach had the brain of a dimwit he would have stayed in istanbul and let himself he captured.
>>81175700
meme it
>>81175559
Military overthrowing the government
>ISLAM
NAMED
"the country is being run by a peace council"
who could this possibly be comprised of?
is it purely military officers?
>>81175210
I don't know m8 I'm prepped for 2 months
WHO HERE 18-25?
GET READY FOR THE DRAFT BOYS
t. 26 year old
>>81175962
Is it Secularists (army) vs Islamist (govt)???
This isn't just about Erdogan. It's about Military rule aka most likely dictatorship
>>81174905
Keep posting
Who has the power in the army right now? Erdogan is fucked if he's out of the country right?
Turkey is not far away from here. I hope you faggots don't make this shit more international and keep it civil war (on DVD and BluRay soon)
>>81174469
Please us
>>81174528
We're all waiting for you guys to start it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>81175800
They're saying up to 12 hours to confirm
>>81176083
thanks
>>81176228
lesser evil
>>81176478
yes
they'll seize the media, ban a few political organizations then run an election in a year or two
>>81173402
The ghost of Kemal Ataturk smiles on this day.
Apparently there is a curfew now, it's just been announced on TV. At least civilians won't get into the line of fire now.
>>81176582
turning 26 in a week feels good man
>>81174904
R A R E
A
R
E
>>81176582
>a coup in a muslim shithole will require the entire western world to register for draft
huh.
>>81176582
37 reporting in... will just sit back with my cocoa and see the young generation getting mowed down... fun times ahead.
>>81174686
Holy fuck this is serious.
Brb boys, gonna go out and get some booze so i can enjoy this proper
>>81175700
>>81176582
I'm glad I'm 33, have a bad knee and got C-babbers so no draft for me during peace time :D
Shit war time is coming :D
>>81176797
oy vey money
confirmed explosions in Ankara
>>81176582
>they just making women join the draft
>women work in support roles
>more men for the meat grinder
this will be fun...
Looks like a failed coup to me. I'm a bit disappointed.
>>81175951
RARE
>>81176582
i'm 19
rip
reminder that it is spelled 'martial law' not 'marshall law'
>>81176582
27 here.
Good luck on the battlefield, boys.
>>81176582
>tfw 2
wish me luck, guys.
>>81176996
All the sources I have seem to say the opposite. The military is winning.
has anyone else noticed how on the other turkey thread, many posts are just mysteriously disappearing?
are the turks roachmodding?
/pol/ coup?
>>81176601
Yes it is. As usual, the army is slaughtering the democratic government just like the faggot army of Egypt.
Looks like no one is leaving the country any time soon.
Military seizes national broadcaster TRT
>>81176582
It's 18-26 nigger
t. 25 year old
>military takes over
>turkey reduced to "unstable shithole" status for a while
Good.
Cheap holidays incoming, I have always wanted to see Istanbul.
>>81175700
Dub dubs don't lie.
Bye bye Erdogay
25 , should I join la legion or Bundeswehr?
>>81176582
29
But there won't be a draft under Obama
Hell, if that martial law is true like so many claim, it would be so horrible for Obama, especially having to go to war
>>81177202
Fuck off Abdul.
According to an EU source, the military has seized control of Istanbul airport and most strategically important points in the city.
Is Internet working on turkey or are they shutting doen network?
>>81176921
the fuck is c-babbers?
>>81177127
22*
Posting on ebin
>>81177105
marshall law is little gain and more overdrive
oh my god, it's being reported that Constantine has risen from the dead and has seized control of the military. He's saying that the Byzantine empire will be returned to it's former glory and the muslim scourge is to be driven out by true Catholics
>>81177105
I AM THE LAW
>>81176582
AH SHIT MANNNNNNNN
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
TAKE ME OUT OF MY NIHILISM AND POINTLESS LIFE
Do I sound naive and sheltered? It's because I am! There's only one way to fix that!
pls draft me
ÇUT MY LIFE INTO PIEÇES
>>81177180
(you)
So, another muslim country fully controlled by Jewish elites incoming?
Which side is Cenk on?
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
The head of the Istanbul branch of Turkey’s ruling AK party says soldiers entered the party building and asked them to leave, CNN Turk reports.
So what's the big deal? Roaches killing roaches. This about as major as Egypt or Syria .
>>81176797
>Marmaris
so he was fucking teenage slootz?
>>81174875
>https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/754058104833249280
Best goddamn news since BREXIT.
>>81176582
>turned 26 recently
Don't worry, draftcucks. I'll take care of the home front. Your gf certainly won't feel lonely
>>81176582
25, shpuld I join la legion or Bundeswehr?
>>81176582
No politician in the right mind would call for a draft today. Especially not during an election year
>>81176797
>money
>ATMs
Why aren't they getting gold?
>>81176582
23 here, born with congenital heart disease.
I'm safe.
:^)
>>81176582
> tfw 22
I'd rather go Innawoods than go fight in Syria for the ZOG
>>81176582
I'm 18 and got my selective service card last month.
Wish me luck lads.
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
MORE: Martial law imposed in Turkey - announcer on state broadcaster TRT
I wish something like this would happen in Germany already.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
ERDODOWN IN THE DM
>>81174028
If there's one thing I can give Britain credit for, it's that I feel fucking safe here.
>>81177359
>Byzantine Empire
>Catholics
Anon pls
>>81177440
islamist side I guess
>>81176807
gonna dick down all these draft plebs' girlfriends while they're off fighting goy wars
kek
digits confirm turkish collapse
>>81177208
>>81177215
Thanks
Really is happening
>>81176672
Erdogan is fucked in any case, there are rumors of his capture or that he fled the country
>>81174822
GREXIT
Any chance that Putine will get involved?
>>81177680
It's Turkey therefore most of them are t*rks
For those who do not know, the Turkish military is progressive. That's not good for the right worldwide.
wen erdogan start acting up
What blessed times, happenings each day. Praise kek, indeed.
>>81177710
Me too tee-bee-aytch
>>81177720
How would Teddy have reacted to this? What would he have done?
ERDOGONE
MUSLIMS RISE UP
SQUASH THIS ATTACK ON THE TRUE FAITH
>>81177676
>No politician in the right mind
>Insert Trump meme here
>>81176582
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AGE
ILL BRING MY FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD BROTHER WITH ME
>>81174976
If anything the military taking over in Turkey will contribute to the prevention of The Happening
This is NOT good. NOT GOOD
Turkey's cities looks like comfy European cities tbqh
>>81177583
T4 reporting in.
>>81177267
Legion. Bundeswehr is shit.
>>81177710
Germany and what army? The "free west" won't allow Germany to have one.
>>81177907
Reportedly 20,000 Russian troops in Armenia are on high alert.
>>81177440
Take a guess. Cenk would love to get his neg hole pozzed up by some swarthy ISIS boys, I'm sure. I hope he cries on camera because of this.
>>81177298
C=Relieved from conscription "during peace time", in practice we'd be doing non-military stuff or according to some stomping on mines or something :D
A=all ok, in to the front you go
B=health problem, may serve in different capacity, unlikely to go to front line
>>81174028
Too exciting to be comfy
>>81177907
who do you think masterminded this whole thing to begin with
>>81176582
>24
As shitty my life is, I may just walk into the grinder voluntarily.
>>81177694
Good luck
I need more videos from the ground of the happening!
>>81173402
Stop!
Stop with the happenings!
It is too much, too fast!
>>81177712
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWvlMkWmKQ
What the fuck are they chanting?
>>81177914
>not being islamist is now considered progessive
>>81176601
>eva will never carefully squat over my face
>defecate into my mouth and forcefully massage my throat to make sure I swallow it all as she laughs and tells me how utterly disgusting I am
Just kill me
>>81177583
kek
>>81177710
>>81177954
>Bundeswehr Coup
Ihr scheiß Idioten...
>>81175090
>not a trump hotel
>turks check in but they dont check out
>>81177753
Swiss expat here. Agreed, I feel bretty comfy here.
>>81177298
C-papers aka not having to do conscription or the cuck civillian service during peace time. retards, manchildren and spergs usually get it
SHOTS FIRED!
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754062224331800576
>>81177710
Ya this fuck Germany
>BREAKING: Intense Gunfire Heard In Ankara.
>An announcement on the Turkish state broadcaster TRT says that a curfew has been declared across Turkey and that airports are closed. The announcer says they are being made to read a statement by the military.
>The statement promises a new constitution for the country and says that democracy and the secular rule of law had been undermined. Martial law has also been imposed, it adds.
>>81177832
>even with all the men gone you still wont get laid
sorry to crush your dreams
>>81177841
IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN
>>81177841
oh my that's rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4h5uqVRrcM
HELICOPTER OPENING FIRE ON ANKARA
Autism prevents you from getting drafted, right?
>>81177853
Good luck man, don't do anything stupid
>All those Americans talking about a possible draft
Jeez guys, calm down. Coups in Turkey have happened several times already, and it has never lead to a big international crisis. And even if shit hits the fan, you guys have the largest standing army in the world. You can get by with professionals for far longer than any other country.
>>81174028
Wish you had closed borders now, EU?
Erdoganites btfo
>>81177841
What shit hole are you from?
>>81178219
MR ERDOGAN
I'M CIA
>a dude clapping the military as they walk by
They don't seem upset about it.
>>81173402
>Helicopters are in air in Ankara
>Helicopter shootout with secret agency confirmed
>Erdogan is nowhere to be found
>NTV has been taken over
Not a doubt in my mind about US troops burning in hell
>>81177968
Idk. Go swim in a mountain lake and ride a moose or something.
>>81176478
Who else could preserve peace if not the military :^)
>>81178541
killing random people?
shit
>>81174028
Comfy over here, lad.
Bonus points if nukes start flying.
>>81177907
>Turkey shoots down russian jet
>putin smiles and says it's all good
>roaches celebrate like they've won a war
>muh Russia ain't shit
>6 months later
>dozens of suicide bombings across Turkey and a civil war
Uncle Putin always fucks nations over KGB style.
>>81178823
No, they are attacking the intelligence headquarters.
>>81178734
Si vis pacem, para bellum
IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHINGIS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>IS OBAMA GOING TO DO ANYTHING
>>81178823
its police vs army
