Things you won't hear a Muslim truck driver say
>>81120493
wheres the brakes?
>>81120493
#IllRideWithYou
Get out of the way
>>81120493
whew, feeling tired, might pull over
>>81120493
GET OUT OF THE WAY
>>81120493
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO
The mail always goes through
>>81120493
The brakes failed
Take the wheel!
Im sorry it was an accident!
the geopolitical destabilization of the middle east bt the USA made me do this
Hello, sir. I'm your Uber driver!
What this isn't GTA?
>>81120493
HOLY SHIT ITS A PONYTA
This is fucking great ham.
>>81120493
speeding is haram
>>81120493
Growlithe on the other side of this crowd!? He's my favorite!
jesus take the wheel
WITNESS ME
"Dancing in the moonlight
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
It's such a fine and natural sight
Everybody's dancing in the moonlight"
Suspension is rooted and the radiator is fucked
>>81120493
i wish could masturbate even though it is haram
>>81123006
Heh
https://youtu.be/k8bF8nd9b9g
>>81122585
Underrated post
Are you Muslim?
>>81120493
Whurtyuh mean you don gawt no halal cheezburgrz?!?!
GET OFF THE ROAD
I sure hope my CIA handler gets my goodbye card.
>>81120493
LOOK OUT!
>>81123111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVugsBipaMA
>>81120493
i sell icecream
oh wait...
Those strict gun laws sure kept me from killing infidels.