>"My first sexual experience was not a good one," she said to Marie Claire.
>"I didn't think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway. It was like, And then I looked down and realised he was inside me. He was saying, 'I'm so sorry' and 'I can't believe I did this.'"
>The star continued to reveal that it wasn't just a one-off incident, as it happened to her again. "I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,' and it was just completely ignored."
source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/amy-schumer-opens-up-losing-8425405
She was rapeworthy in her youth to be fair
Whats going to be her next excuse for being fat?
In the rest of the world this would be shrugged off by any woman just thinking you're a cunt. In America, its something you look back on 20 years later as a tragic event.
Feminism, which was created to give women power and make them strong has now got them all weak and feeling like victims 24/7.
>"Haha yeah I was totally raped but I didn't react the same way literally every single person who is raped by closing up and suffering extreme mental stress Na I totally brushed it off...."
>"Why didn't I file a police report? Umm...because the system is totally against w-women and wouldn't listen to me anyway, DUH"
Isn't this the bitch who bragged about raping some guy?
>she says she raped a man
HAHAHA SO FUNNY!
>she says she was raped
WTF I HATE MEN NOW REEEEEEE
The modern woman sure makes it fucking hard to not becoming a full blooded misogynist just peel back their voting rights and treat them like we used to back in the 1920's
I raped my gf the first few times we boned. She was like no teehee and i was like yeah
Its not rape if you don't resist tough, i bet she even came.
how do you not know if you have a dick going into you?
>I looked down and he was inside me
This bitch is truly stupid.And why is she even telling this to the public?
>i was raped
>twice
yeah no, she ended up having sex in both those scenarios of her own accord
>>81103672
Yep but it is ok because muh soggy knee.
>>81103491
>Women
>Funny
Choose one, and only one.
Isn't she the one who molested her little sister and raped that guy?
>>81105386
>Isn't she the one who molested her little sister
That was Lena Dunham. Easy mistake; she's another fat Jew who lied about being raped.
>>81103491
No one would fuck her consensually
The success of Amy Schumer and her cousin Chuck (the senator from NY/Israel) are living proof that the Elders of Zion exist and practice nepotism worse than the Borgias (who were also Jews) and get away with it.
>>81106198
Friendly reminder that she dated this guy.
So woman and a man lay naked in bed on top of each other with him i would guess having a erection and her being wet and a woman can still twist the shit into a "omg how could he have stuck it in" bullshit
Quick quiz for /pol/
Have you ever known a girl who hasn't claimed they were raped at some point during their teens?
Literally all girls I've gone out with or know socially have told me some version of either sexual assault or rape that happened by a boyfriend or family member.
Is it just attention seeking?
>>81106340
It is because of idiots like this guy that girls are so entitled! This is why I have to fuck 4 and 5s when I'm a 6 myself!
>>81106597
No, you just don't want to believe in rape culture. 1 in 4... ONE IN FOUR!
>>81103491
>a bearded man ripped the top off the reporter and began slapping her face and breasts. He then pinned her to the ground, and by this time she stopped resisting, apparently accepting the fact that she was overpowered. The bearded man then removed her pants and masturbated in front of her before raping her. He also reportedly clawed at her breasts with his hands. At least six men raped her vaginally, and a number of men also raped her anally as well. She was reportedly masturbated on and urinated on by some men as well. beatings might have lasted anywhere from 20-30 minutes on the short side, and as long as about 3 hours on the other hand. It was also claimed that her left breast might have been bitten or had the left nipple bitten off as well. One report claims that somewhere from 6 to about 50 men might have sexually assaulted or beat the attractive reporter.
Lara Logan
>>81106597
I've literally met one chick who talked about rape and people mostly laughed about it.
>>81103491
good, now stop making "comedy"
>>81104858
Look at her, she was probably born with a puffy vagina.
>>81106340
She broke up with Dolph because he was too athletic in bed for her
>>81106597
It is just attention seeking.
>>81103491
she says this right after her show's ratings take a nose dive
well done amy, well done
>>81103491
>Lack of enjoyment = rape
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is feminism in 2016.
>>81103491
Thats whats happens when female comedians havent been in the news for a week.
>>81106597
yes, many women i've been with say they were sexually assaulted. even knew a lad whos GF told him her ex forced himself on her and raped her. he went to smash the guys head in, ended up getting arrested for assault. turns out the cunt made the whole story up
>womyn
>>81103491
This girl is so ugly ...
>>81107648
Misogynist virgin. This is what a real woman looks like.
>>81106761
>the attractive reporter.
>Lara Logan
Obvious mistaken identitiy.
>>81107864
She has the body of my father. (he shaves his body)
>>81103491
How can you be raped by a blind man?
>>81103491
>I didn't think about it until
N O T
R A P E
>>81103491
is this like the default story to trot out when your 15 minutes are over and the culture has mostly wandered off and stopped paying attention to you? Not even the SJWs are watching the latest season of her show.
>>81108617
It's perfect if you think about it, because you can't disprove what she's saying (not enough identifying information about the 'attackers') and no-one is going to be ballsy enough to risk scrutiny for publicly saying she's lying.
>>81103491
Wasn't her first sexual experience shoving rocks in her little sisters vagina?
Why do you care what this cunt has to say?
You're feeding her attention, and that's exactly what she wants, be it positive or negative.
>>81103491
How do you suddenly look down and realize your pants are off, your legs are spread wide and a man has had time to strip naked and enter you?
>>81103491
>give me attention please please
>I-I was RAPED!!!
>You Can Tell Because My Crotch Is On Fire And I Look Sad!!!!
Desperate roastie trying her best to stay relevant
>>81103491
First time I've ever laughed at this fat bitch
Raped by a box of donuts maybe lmao
stop making amy schumer threads you fucking retards. Discussing any subject may it be negative or positive, any publicity is good publicity.
>>81103491
That doesn´t explane why she sucks as a comedian
>'I was raped' - Amy Schumer
Yeah, and I'm transgender.
I'm not saying it's bullshit, but I see a motive for exaggeration, if not outright lies.
If she were actually raped though, at least she'd have an excuse for her wickedness and vulgarity.
>>81103491
>"I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,' and it was just completely ignored."
id bet everything i own on the fact that she giggled as she said, "no stop", and then enjoyed the pretend rape wrasslin sex
>>81106597
Thought the same until I met a ""rapist"".
Turns out girls love to omit details.
>>81103491
>oh no my 15 minutes of fame are up
better tell everyone i was raped so i get more attention!
Fucking cow needs to fuck off and die.
>>81103491
It's like she tries to look like miss piggy, truly amazing.
>>81103491
>implying anyone wants to stick his dick into that whale
>implying it wasnt her that raped her bf
>>81103491
>My 15 minutes is almost up.
>Time to play the victim.
I am sure this is right out of the publicist playbook.
Is this the jist of female comedy? It's pretty good!
Seriously though are there actually any funny female comedians?
>>81110251
Miss Piggy is a fucking improvement.
>>81103491
>"I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,' and it was just completely ignored."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-ffBGPnk4
>>81106953
meaning he doesnt have much of a dick from too much steroid
>>81106340
Reminder he dated her as a way to get into standup.
>>81103623
>Whats going to be her next excuse for being fat?
Exactly.
Not surprising. Hollywood is full of damaged people who seek enablers for their narcissism, drug use, and other pathology they acquired through trauma.
>>81103491
I guess George Carlin was right. Rape IS funny.
>>81107864
Yikes, no, please I enjoy being in your friendzone.
>>81103491
Who would rape this fat slut lmfao
I "raped" an ex gf once. She was crying and slightly pushing me away but she was enjoying it because it was rough sex
how do ugly women manage to get this much attention...
>>81103491
some one had bad taste in women.
>>81106597
>i regret it therefore it was rape
>>81111353
More common than people would like to admit.
Some women want to fight you off them just to be overcome.
>>81108112
>canada
>>81109323
good post.
>>81103491
First time I've actually laughed at Amy Schumer.
You can easily prove she was raped because her rapists penis smells like pork.
>>81103491
Why is she so disgusting?
>>81103491
>I was raped
>But it wasnt traumatic enough, in fact I wasnt even really raped until I read my journal and decided I was.
Is this bitch serious?
>>81103491
>'I was raped' - Amy Schumer
wow, she finally said something that made me laugh
>>81103623
This.
>>81103491
sure she was
She was mildly skinnier before she blew up, pun intended, and was everywhere. She used to be pretty bang able I my opinion. Now she's just a chunky little gremlin troll
>>81103491
I was raped by Amy Schumer.
Her fat is penetrating my eyes.
women complain about it but at the end of the day they still actively choose to date rapists and abusers
>>81110304
I want to give that whale all kinds of cummy snatches!
>>81103654
>You want a detailed account of what happened? I CONVENIENTLY SPACED OUT
>2001
>become an hikikomori, the only interaction with people is via IRC
>meet this girl from Barcelona
>after some years chatting I add her on windows messenger, start chatting with webcam on
>one night, having some fun together, I ask her "Hey Anonette, are you virgin?"
>She stop laughing, she had this sadness in her face "No, I was raped when I was 14 yo"
>I was shocked as fuck, she noticed it and told me to not worry that she overcomed it long time ago, but her face told me a very different thing
>I started feeling impotent, angry and mad as fuck, but since I couldn't do nothing, I cried powerless trying to understand why some one would do something like that to such amazing person
>>81110992
steroids shrinks the balls, not the dick lol.
keep trying to feel better about yourself small dick china man
>>81103491
lol says the retard that raped a guy and mocked him on social media
>>81114759
I know that feel bro. I was raped too. The real world buttfucked the shit out of me while life nutted all over my face.
I'm still coping with it.
>>81103491
Mist be desperate for attention
>>81106242
R A R E
F
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>>81103491
this disgusting pig slut is a perfect example of everything wrong with the world
>>81103623
Underrated
>>81104858
>>81104858
That can happen, but only if she's wet as hell and bucking and grinding on your dick
t. Has had sex
>>81103587
She fucking ugly
>>81103491
Incredibly offensive to women who've been actually raped
>>81115055
*dubZ*** id
dubs post number. nice
regretting it 10 years doesn't count as rape
she was persuaded into it. her body wanted it even if her surface-level words were saying the opposite. unless she was physically restrained and in fear of her safety (which is about 1% of these sorts of cases), she didn't resist, ergo she consented
you can't look back on a sexual encounter that happened in the pre-cuck days were rape didn't mean someone calling you a cunt on twitter, and put 2016's standards on the 90s
>>81104038
disney animation is so fucking smooth
>>81103491
Women probably lie about getting raped or greatly exaggerate it because they like to be in the center of attention
>>81121607
They're also always unattractive. They want to bring attention to their genitals, but their looks don't allow it to happen the natural way, so they find alternatives.
>>81103491
God she's so repulsive.
It sounds shitty not to believe an accusation, but I live among several ultra feminists (via contacts from back in college) and without failure all that had abortions in the past few years claim rape. I am wondering if this is more of a trend.
>>81111353
She's fucking that dog right?
>>81103491
I don't fucking care about the "first time" of some whore who can only make dumb sex jokes.
I'd be sorry too if I found my dick in that ham planet.
>>81106340
Smarkbusters are always right
>>81103491
Ah, and here we see the problem. Her being raped means that conventional sex is utterly harmless to her, leading to all these terrible, unfunny jokes about sex.
Rape causes Amy Schumer.
>>81103491
yeah yeah, every famous woman has been raped
>>81103587
>>81104038
my girlfriend is the same way and is pisses me off to the point of hating her sometimes
tells me once "yeah I rape men, if I see they are aroused I'll just fuck them even if they say no"
then one time she gets real serious and says "Once my BF held me down and raped me" and I'm supposed to be all concerned and it supposed to be so terrible.
I wish we could just all get over the rape thing anyways. It's really not that bad. And using it as a way to persecute men exclusively is horrifying.
>>81114759
Girls will often tell men they were raped to elicit a response from you. They love the emotional push/pull. Love it.
>>81115055
>>81119045
What are the odds for this? Someone screencap.
>>81127155
She wasnt lying at all.
>>81106340
DOLPH WHY
Tfwnevergf
From /pol/ I do not understand if this is a good feel or not...
>>81106604
I know that feel. I'm a 7, and I've fucked 5s and possibly even a 4. I guess nobody is willing to break the cycle because that means he would get less sex for some time.
9 guy is thirsty so he fucks some 7s and 8s in addition to the 9s. 8 guy has no chance with 8s, so he fucks 6s and 7s. And so the chain continues until 1 guy and 2 guy are left without anyone to fuck.
>I'm just going to lay naked in a bed with a man I'm not married to.
>OH MY GOSH HE STUCK HIS DICK INSIDE ME!! RAPE!!! RAPE!!!
mfw
Feminist Achievement Unlocked : Victim of Sexual Assault.
>>81127140
you know what you must do
>>81103491
Gross
>>81130699
Why did you post that?
And why the fuck do you have that pic on your computer anyway?
>>81131956
Comes in handy for Amy threads. There's always some permavirgin who thinks this swamp donkey is attractive.
>>81130699
>>81103491
theres the same double standard for domestic violence.
I had a womens studies professor who spent hundreds of hours lecturing about how terrible men were for being violent. Then one day she is talking about her personal life she says she hospitalized her last boyfriend during a dispute. She is proud of it and the class cheers her.
I just sit there like WTF?!
basically child molestation, rape, and domestic violence are cute and encouraged when a woman does it but a life sentence when a male does it.
>>81110992
Whew projecting this hard and fast!
Get fucked! you chinese piece of trash
#Onemorerapeofbeijing
#Nice
>>81130142
Picture pretty much sums it up
Also, I swear most of her "jokes" have to do something with a penis or vagina
>>81125935
>fat face
That's how you could tell they were doomed
>>81103491
Even just looking at her pictuer i can smell pee.
>>81125935
She looks like the type of high school girl that would offer to play with your cock behind the bleachers, but then ignore you in the cafeteria, maybe even trip you and call you a faggot for looking at her funny.
>>81111072
This is also why homosexuality exists.
