ITT: Things you trust more than Hillary Clinton.
I'll start:
>a Nigerian prince I met over email
>a hook-handed hitchhiker wearing a ski mask
>a helicopter ride with Augusto Pinochet
>rat meat tartar
>a shower at the Bates Motel
>a fiberglass condom
>a delousing and shower at Auschwitz
>an unmarked white van with tinted windows offering me free candy
>unprotected sex with a Botswanan hooker
>a 20-foot python with an empty stomach
>a cloven-footed man in a suit offering me a contract
>Casey Anthony babysitting my kids
>a Bar Mitvah on the Gaza strip
>a pack of cigarettes from Chernobyl
>an opened tub of yogurt from 1986
>a glass of Salvadorian toilet water
>Amy Winehouse as my designated driver
>a Raggedy Ann doll moving on its own and carrying a butcher knife
>that my refund check from the Sanders campaign is in the mail
>>81067888
Anthony Cumia at a girl scout meeting.
A nigger.
Death.
>>81067888
Wow. 67888. Not a bad roll, I'd say.
>>81068313
Ouch, dude.
Okay, I'll continue. Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
>Michael J. Fox performing brain surgery
>Edward Scissorhands jerking me off
>an asbestos-based inhaler
>a used needle from Skid Row during the Reagan administration
>a friend request from Judas
>spending the night with Lorena Babbitt
>Jared Fogle at a kindergarten playground
>discount appendectomies
>a nervous woman in a burka holding a ticking suitcase
>a fireworks show at a gas pump
>a copper wire kite in a thunderstorm
>Dylan Roof at the BET awards
>getting a blood transfusion at a gay bathhouse
>a 45-foot scorpion
>>81070090
Knew it was coming. America already made that decision once, after all.
>>81069822
Good one and nice dubs.
>>81067888
Unrelated but who is the other guy known for free helicopter rides? I remember a picture of someone being hanged from a heli, not just thrown into the sea.
>>81071456
Nice to see Bill is looking better. I was worried about his health for a while there.
>>81067888
OJ Simpson telling me its ok to fuck his wife because he has an open relationship.
>>81071456
>Scarface Colombian helicopter tours
>>81067888
To go one whole week without a power outage in my area of Texas. Fuck this shitty third world infrastructure.
>>81067888
Charlie Sheen saying his HIV is ok enough to fuck bareback.
>>81067888
>a blood transfusion in San Francisco.
>>81067888
>a fiberglass condom
Imagine the itching.
>>81067888
Dan Schneider
But seriously though, she's going to jail along with ALL THE REST. It's over, they're done. Peace and prosperity for the world.
Actionable intelligence being worked on as we speak:
https://ehpg.wordpress.com/israel-did-911/
>>81067888
this woman
>>81073275
You probably live close to the Oklahoma or New Mexico border.
What is this trust meme
None of you can name a past president that you could 'trust'
>>81067888
>gas station sushi
>penis enhancement pills
>a black character witness
>a 30+ year old girl "on the pill"
>a Chinese moped
>an Amish NASCAR driver
>a dolphin with a boner
>>81067888
Jews.
>>81067888
A deranged truck of peace.
>rain on your wedding day
>an Italian man with large hands
>lukewarm soup
>a fart after a night of curry and beer
>perfectly spherical boobies
>/r9k/ walking close to the edge of a high cliff
>African killer bees
>>81067888
Adolf Hitler
