>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?
>>81062214
We also own space.
Suck it cucks
Europoors BTFO
>>81062214
>Calling Europeans cucks
>Posting that disgusting picture
Fucking cuck.
>>81063299
>Be French
>get chased by Jeepers Creepers
You can't make this stuff up
>>81063052
Shit tier non-depleted uranium shell.
In light of the current reset to the "days since last terrorist attack" ... do you guys think they'll use the hashtag: #Nice ?
>>81062214
I can also report this thread
>>81062214
I know youre trolling but 70% of the stuff you mentioned is either thanks to german engineering and or someone elses invention usa just ripped off.
>>81064457
by that reasoning we should all thank the sandmonkeys for algebra that we 'ripped off'?
>>81064457
>USA made functionable.
A lot of those ideas were poorly thought and didn't really work until an american figured out how to do it.
>american proceeds to boast about how good his nation is because he can name a handful of capitalist inventions that have given him material goods
ah yes, goods and services. all that matters in the mind of the typical capitalist.
>>81062214
>go on american website
based in indonesia
>on american invented internet
by german immigrants
>on american invented computer screens
made in china
>won solely by America
top kek
The reason why euros dislike america is because of this attitude. Arrogant while being ignorant at the same time.
A lot of euros are actually grateful the accomplishments and look to America as the epitome of western culture.
It's just the narcissistic "your culture doesn't matter lmoa" attitude that most euros don't like.
Also, do you like fries? Imagine a fast food chain without fries. Yea, you're welcome.
>>81065573
worst attempt at trying to discredit American inventions
You retardeds destroy Europe two times.
Surely every notable mind now realizes that you are now being swallowed by the monster you created, now you people need to think better next time war calls at the doorstep.
We can't have another Dresde, Guernica or another day D in Normandy.
We need Greco-Latinan-Catholic hierarchy ruling in Europe and America.
>>81066169
Do you like pizza? Do you like mac and cheese? You like spaghetti?
Did you know the inventor of the camera was French?
Meaning all your movies wouldn't even be possible. Most instruments are all european inventions, so you can thank us for the music too.
See, we can list inventions too. We just don't feel the need to bring it up every fucking time.
This is why we don't like burgers. "LOOK AT ME! LOOK HOW SPECIAL I AM!"
Yea, yea, we know, you keep reminding us.
and a monkey discovered fire, maybe we should pay homage the apes at the zoo?
what op is trying to point out is that we developed most of the current technology (which you guys use daily) and randomly bash America
>>81068088
So fucking what?
Oh, you invented this thing I use so now I don't get to point out when you fuck up?
Fucking retard.
>>81068671
lol the butthurt is real
>>81068975
>complain about getting bashed by euros
>call the euros butthurt
top kek, burgers are walking jokes
>Be America
>Be the most Jewish nation on earth besides Israel
You are holding us back. You fucked up WWII by winning it for the judendom. NOW LOOK AT US.
>>81062214
And it's all being flushed down the toilet. It's very difficult to see past the present reality and where we are headed
>>81069307
such a sandy vagina hahaha y so mad germany?
>>81069666
>>81069666
You should have let the germans win the fucking war, fucking morons. Your country is now run by jews and europe is infested by muslims. But you still want us to kiss your feet for "winning". You won a fucking battle, you've lost the fucking war.
GG WP
>>81070173
I think you mean "we", I mean Belgium didn't put much of a fight, but you guys fought them too
>>81069608
>America
>Winning WWII
Don't believe their lies.
>>81062214
>american website
based of japanese imageboard software
>american invented internet
what is a tim berners-lee
>on american invented computer screens
TN effect screens first patented in switzerland
>on american communication satellites
nigger do you even know how the internet works
>drive in american invented automobiles
as if Karl Benz wasn't as german as nun scat porn
>american invented cell phone
ok you got me there
>listen to american music
5/7 of the 250+ million record selling bands are British
6/10 got me to reply
>>81065573
So what you're saying is that unlike Europe, America allows people to get shit done and make world changing innovations?
I'm sorry belgcuck but thats how America rolls, not our fault we breed success
>>81070701
dude you guys got beat by mexico lmao
>tfw the us owns the moon, AND Mars
>>81070507
Oh, now it's "we".
>>81062214
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
How conveniant.
>>81070173
You have a point, but this "you should have" crap in hindsight reference to historic events is utter /pol/ childishness. The America and people of America today are nothing like the America when FDR was in office.
>>81070914
>we import success
FTFY
>>81071095
there's a pretty big shit sandwich, i'd would for you guys to share a bite
>>81071243
Not my fault they don't want to stay in your shitty countries
>>81065573
Are you a Walloon?
>>81062214
DAMN IT I LOVE BEING AMERICAN! FUCKING YES! USA! USA! USA!
>>81071181
>"you should have" crap in hindsight reference to historic events is utter /pol/ childishness
True
But bringing up the fact that you won wars decades ago and we should be grateful for it, is equally childish.
And saying we can't criticize America because we're on the "American" internet is just retarded.
We're already accommodating you by speaking English. Consider that our "thank you".
>>81070701
America either killed Hitler or did literally nothing in WWII depending on the argument a Euro feels like making at that particular moment
>>81071569
>Walloons
>having internet
top kek
Thought we were all about nationalism here at /pol/? What's the pressure guys?
>>81062214
hmm lets take a look at scottish inventions shall we
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
>basically the entirety of western thought (modern democracy, economics and empiricism (things americans will never get right))
>half the fucking industrial revolution
>the condensing steam engine
>the oil refinery (americans die in sand nigger countries for this)
>the street gas lamp
>the pedal bicycle (not that an american has ever ridden one)
>the first working light bulb (even though americans are brainwashed to believe it was them)
>pneumatic tires and tarmac so you fat fucks can drive your massive 4x4s pollution machines three meters down the driveway to get the mail
>every single aspect of long distance communication like the telephone, the television, the radio, faxes and literally laying the foundation for the internet with transatlantic telegraph cables
>revolutionized modern medicine by inventing penicillin, hypodermic syringes, the general anesthetic (friendly reminder that 55% of circumcisions in america are performed without any form of anesthesia), the ultrasound scanner, the MRI body scanner, x-ray cinematography, radiation therapy
>we also invented insulin so you amerilards can get all the type 2 diabetes you like dont worry scotland has your back
cont.
>>81071811
Arguing over nothing and name calling are fun
>>81071875
>pretty much every part of modern life is a scottish invention like color photography, ATMs and PIN codes, the flushing toilet, refrigeration, the electrical clock, the electrical toaster, microwaves were made possible with scottish research
>even the lunar based calendar we use all over the planet today was invented over ten thousand years ago in scotland when mammoths were still knocking about
>americas favorite object the modern firearm only exist because a scot invented the percussion cap so during your next weekly spree killing you can thank us for that
>the concept of special forces that are meant to sneak behind enemy lines and disrupt the enemy so a full scale battle isnt necessary (corrupted by amerimurderers who use them to kill even more civilians than usual)
>radar was invented by scots (so american can find more innocent children to bomb)
>the US Navy was even founded by a scotsman because americans were too lazy to do it themselves
>the first ever cloned mammal was scottish (a sheep, so we'll never run out of fuckbuddies, while americucks have to fap to the pornographic jew)
>couple of years ago scottish scientists literally invented a tractor beam
>halloween was first celebrated in scotland before americans got ahold of it and turned it into a commercialized celebration of obesity
>rap battles can be traced back to the scottish tradition of flyting, even your black population owes us a debt for their entire culture
>scotland arranged the first ever football world cup (real football)
>americas favorite police state propaganda genre the detective story was invented by the scotsman who wrote Sherlock Holmes
>criminal fingerprinting was invented by a scot thus allowing america to enjoy having the most prisoners on earth
what have americans actually invented? clapping in the theater?
and I guess England invented some stuff too maybe
ITT: europoors fail miserably in disparage America's achievements
face it you cucks, the only good thing you guys have produced is immigrants that went on to become amazingly successful here.
>>81071243
Well why do your successes depart?
>>81072051
mary poppins is shit
>>81072518
Because your jews pay better.
>>81065010
Socialists think they have a moral superiority and yet they pride themsves on taking earned goods
You must
>>81072753
why so mr german?
>>81071852
>without me you wouldn't have a computer
Just stop please.
The fathers of the internet are Kahn and Cerf. One is the grandson of a german jew who fled germany during the war and the other is a french immigrant who's parents fled france during the war.
If anything, you should thank germany.
>>81071852
World Wide Web ain't shit, the internet is what matters.
>>81066998
That's because none of you appreciate it.
>yeah yeah we know you keep telling us, but fuck you we'll just keep shitting on you while taking advantage of everything you've created for us
You don't get it. You don't understand. You would keep your mouth shut if you did.
yeah how would you guys watch your bukake/furry porn if it wasn't for us?
>>81073175
Because the jews are good with money and overall smarter than caucasians.
Also, the fact that your country is young, pretty large and had a lot of oil and gold that hadn't been mined yet made you a rich country pretty fast. So yea, good for you.
>>81062214
>>be ameritard
>>go on european website
>>on european invented internet
>>on european invented electricity
>>on european invented computer screens
>>on european communication satellites
>> then proceed to shit post about how europe isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>>drive in european invented automobiles
>>text with an european invented cell phone
>>use european invented light bulbs
>>watch european tv series
>>listen to european music
>>eat european grown food
>>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by europe
Why are you such cucks?
>>81071852
Which wouldn't be possible without digital computers and programming language, both invented by Americans
>>81072753
So the talent of your country are basically mercenaries. Got it.
>>81073714
>digital computers and programming language
>who is alan turing
>>81073639
so salty I like where this is going
>>81073337
Dude, burgers bash euros on a daily base. But when euros bash back they start crying and make treads on how we should be thankful for things they don't even understand. You're a joke.
>>81073678
calm down there belgium
>>81071787
Fuck off
>>81073835
Programming language was invented by Alonzo Church and Stephen Kleene, digital computers by George Stibitz. All Americans
>>81074257
Found a job yet?
>>81074257
Is this the elusive Internet Walloon? Surely that's impossible, they're all too busy eating garbage
>>81064727
Or thank Africa, because that's where the human race originated.
>>81074257
>>81074417
romania vs germany, let the europoor games begin
>>81074544
That's an insult to the Romanians
>>81074417
Still studient, then I leave this shitty country, no worry
>>81074489
or spaghetti monster, cause you know, we can from space
>>81074349
This revisionist history has to end. All you have to do is google you fuckwit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_programming_languages
>During a nine-month period in 1842–1843, Ada Lovelace translated the memoir of Italian mathematician, Luigi Menabrea about Charles Babbage's newest proposed machine, the Analytical Engine. With the article she appended a set of notes which specified in complete detail a method for calculating Bernoulli numbers with the Analytical Engine, recognized by some historians as the world's first computer program
>The first programming languages designed to communicate instructions to a computer were written in the 1950s. An early high-level programming language to be designed for a computer was Plankalkül, developed by the Germans for Z3 by Konrad Zuse between 1943 and 1945.
Since when are italians and germans american?
>>81074780
since we conquered you
>>81074907
That's not Arabia.
>>81069608
You can thank fat fuck Winston Churchill for giving the Jews Palestine. The middle east wouldn't be the shit hole it is today if the British would have left Palestine alone.
>>81075055
yes it is!
>>81075228
Exactly.
>>81074489
>be nigger
>sit in dirt 1million years since literally dawn of humanity
>invent stick
>blame whitey for sitting in dirt
>>81062214
america didn't invent the internet fucktardfat, sir tim berners lee is british
electricity wasn't invented it was discovered
your screen is most likely japanese
your car is probably german
your phone is most likely japanese
your tv series are shit
your food's 60% grease
you were late to both world wars
>>81068671
Look at this eurocuck.
The butthurt is eternal with this cwuhsaunt eating pussy
>>81075728
>late
We were making money selling to both sides.
>>81075885
cheers for financing terrorism
>>81074780
What? That's not digital at all. Stirbitz is universally hailed as the father of the modern digital computer, since his was an actual relay based remote controlled computer that calculated binary addition. If anything, you're the revisionist. And Kleese and Church created their language in the 30's, long before your Euros did. Theirs was the foundation that all following programming languages were built on
>>81075728
Lee invented the processes of the World Wide Web retard, not the Internet. That was born from the US Federal ARPANET
>>81065010
Let's see you give up your computer and stop using your internet service.
If socialism actually worked, you morons wouldn't need to push it so hard.
>>81068671
> non-country thinking he has a day in anything
Ok.
>>81074746
Why? The country was literally created to cater to you Francophone scum
>>81076511
same fucking thing cuntfagfucknut
>>81076511
Yeah and without the WWW you wouldn't be able to shitpost on this burgundian musket discussion board, because the internet would still be for university nerds and the military.
>>81076127
>Stirbitz
That's not Zuse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse
>Konrad Zuse (German: [ˈkɔnʁat ˈtsuːzə]; 22 June 1910 – 18 December 1995) was a German civil engineer, inventor and computer pioneer. His greatest achievement was the world's first programmable computer
Stibitz basically updated Zuse's work and made coined the word "digital".
>>81062214
60%
>>81077723
>implying everything wouldn't be better that way
>>81074780
Should we give credit for rocket engines to the guy who first invented steel?
by your logic we should praise the early Greek mathmetitions for inventing it, or ancient Cuneiform writers for inventing written language.
you guys are forgetting about the true masters of invention
>>81078303
That's the fucking point. Why bring up inventions in the first place?
>>81077853
>both inventions are sort of related
>that means they're the same
See >>81078303
Stirbitz made the first actual digital computer, there's no denying that
>>81077723
You're wrong, the world wide web was inventing by a polish scientist named Freakazoid Von Megatron from the planet Zimbabwe. The only thing the brits have discovered is stereotypical bad teeth.
>>81062214
>european Christopher Columbus discovered America
>American Lance Armstrong discovered a whole other planet called the moon
>suck it europe
>>81078561
>low_quality_bait.jpg
>>81078387
A Black person didn't invent peanut butter, they simply marketed it. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/22/peanut-butter-history_n_1222585.html
>>81077661
They're not though. Are wine and beer the same thing?
>>81078387
There should be an Ahmed clock in there.
>>81078682
Sorry my Brit English must be off
>>81078629
this
>>81078531
Who's denying that?
Why can't you deal with the fact that the first computer wasn't made by a fucking burger?
Is it really that hard to acknowledge the accomplishments and importance of european inventors?
>>81078531
Well, the first programmable, electric, digital stored program computer was Colossus, developed by Tommy Flowers, a Brit, at Bletchley Park, so that's bollocks.
>>81078387
I never understood
Is that a white dude with a really small head and dreadlocks and a goatee?
>>81062214
>Be American
>Go on Japanese 2chan copy translated into English
>On British invented Internet
>On British discovered electricty
>On computers invented by Britain
>On a Russian invention called the satellite
>Drive in a car invented by Germans/Frenchies
>Use a phone invented by Britain
>Use light bulb invented by Brits (Humphry Davy, Fredrick de Moleyns, Joseph Swan)
>Watch nothing on tv because everything on tv is propaganda
>Listen to Classical Music made in Germany, Italy, Britain, etc. and Folk Music from Britain
>Eat British food (why the fuck would I eat American food when British food is cheaper and better?)
>Live in a parliamentary democracy invented by Britain and defended by Britain (alone in 1939 and 1940).
Fuck off yank.
all this pointless arguing, let's just start the race war already
my money is on russia making europe their bitch
>>81078629
>be a rhesus monkey
>get shot in space
>suck it humans
>>81070873
>Bell
Brits invented the phone and Finns invented the mobile phone.
>>81073249
Get off 4chan then.
You can only use ssh and communicate with mainframes.
Anything with https and www in the url is here thanks to Tim Berners Lee.
>>81075885
You mean your Jewish masters were doing that
>>81062214
Oooh, I just got a boner reading that. No excuse for forgetting how fucking awesome America is. The only question is, what fucking gloriously awesome shit are we going to do next? The upcoming Trump presidency will kick off a new golden age of America where winning is expected and all we do is win, win, win, win...
>>81066998
You be eating sour kraut if not for us you horrid waffle nigger. A simple thank you would suffice.
>>81079787
win win win!
>>81080087
he's_going_all_out.tiff
>>81064727
and modern science
>>81074349
Digital Computers were theorised by Turing and the first electronic, digital, programmable computer (modern computer) was the British Colussus. Some could argue that the first digital computer was the German Z2 though.
>>81080427
didn't know Italy was allowed in here
I agree with the message of your post but the Germans invented the automobile.
>>81080486
Way to claim some old irrelevant obsolete shit. You're tying on a mac or pc fuckface. USA USA USA!
ITT: White people attack each other over meaningless bullshit and then question why they cant no one wants to untie against sand niggers.
>>81080602
Nigga check your sight guy's Irish,
>>81081032
really makes you think, huh?
>>81062214
Mostly bullshit, but
>Watch American tv series
Got me there tbqh, that's it
>>81081032
fuck you other whitey let's argue because whitey invented the color white and i disagree with your whiteness over how white is it!
>>81081053
lol no
>>81066579
>you retards destroyed Europe two times
>didn't join WWI until the end
>WWII was mainly Germany vs Russia
>>81062214
bump
>>81064457
Yeah, we're smart as fuck.
>>81081960
>>81082614
DELETE THIS
STRAYA!
>>81083240
the fuck leaf
we got africans bringing us down, you got chinamen
>>81083505
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW'S THAT AMERIFAT ((((EJEWCATION)))) GOING FOR YOU YOU FUCKING BURGER?!
>>81079462
>implying Bongistan was a democracy in 1776
>>81083505
I'll actually give Americans this. If it wasn't for africans and latinos bringing you down you'd probably be around 100-102.
It's like Belgium, if it wasn't for the Walloons we'd be 102 like the Netherlands.
>>81065573
>romania invented the potato: the post
Europoors were living in potatoless huts killing each other for thousands of years. Not until the American inventor Amerigo Vespucci discovered America and brought back potato riches to Europe did you idiots have "French" fries.
Congrats on your Peruvian national dish bruh. You're welcome.
>>81083902
> be muslim
> brag about IQ
>>81083992
>Vespucci
>American
Thanks for the keks.
spoken like a true patriot
>>81082614
>only 60% white
>still almost as high as Europe
That just means our white people are smarter than yours
>>81062214
>4chan
>american website
stopped reading there
>>81082614
Jealous are ya?
>>81084528
>be Belgian
>only 58% Flemish
Means my whiteness is better than yours.
>>81083902
Did you know 10 out of 10 Belgians are over-emotional triggered walloons?
>>81085252
Look at all the threads we start because some americuck called us a pussy.
>Internet
>American
Oh lord, stopped reading there.
>>81085329
answered within a minute lol case and point
>>81085458
Unlike you, right?
American hypocrisy. So tasty. Smells like children.
>>81085563
I just don't have anything better to do, that's why I'm fishing for the occasional walloon to bite kek
>>81085563
Belgium, a vacation spot for EU leaders. Basically the dubai of Europe. A country owned.
>>81062214
Thank you, master
>>81085992
America, paid and bought by Jews.
JEW S A
JEW S A
JEW S A
>>81084899
TELL ME ABOUT THE WALLOONS! WHY ARE THEY SO STUPID?
>>81086514
Cause they're from Belgium, the most autistic country in Europe
>>81086514
Their education system is 50 years behind. Not literally, but it's lacking in a lot of areas. And they also have a "welfare problem". Most immigrants prefer learning french over dutch so they go live in Wallonia rather than Flanders.
It dumbs down their education system because the immigrants are genetically inferior.
Basically what's happening in the US.
>>81065010
Name one good thing Socialism has brought to the world, without the cost of freedom.
>>81087081
>implying immigrants bother learning any European language at all
>>81087081
Excuses, excuses, excuses, just admit that you live in the Netherlands's little autistic brother that rides the short bus
>>81087502
French is actually a frequent language in a lot of arabic countries.
>>81087509
Top kek, can't deny that.
>>81087655
thread/
>>81065573
>europeans
>daring to call anyone arrogant
wtf I hate Belgium now too.
>>81062214
lots of assumptions there senpai
>>81066998
most of this shit you mentioned was food, grats bro you guys know how to eat! americans invented everything modern and important, the celts invented everything else. cept for italians, they invented shitters and bathrooms.
>>81072051
the english revolutionised naval warfare, so thats pretty cool.
>>81087930
>mfw a shit covered fucking leaf tries to say that the US thinks it is even worth a handshake
go drink a fucking bagged milk you mounted salad tossing inbred fuck
>>81078387
actually ancient celts wore dreadlocks over 2000 years ago. its hard to say who wore them first, but dreads are part of white culture too.
>>81065573
>German immigrants
Yes, you just described many of our ancestors.
>made in China
Regrettably so. Hopefully that can be changed.
>>81088295
its just eastern canada that has bagged milk yank, and while were on the subject your plastic jugs are full retard, the ones from BC are 10x better.
>>81088595
#notallcanadians
>>81062214
B-B-BUUUT JAPAN OWNS 4CHAN NOW!!! AND-D--DA INTERNET DWAS INVENTED BY A B-B-BOOOONG!!!
>>81073249
he says on the www
>>81088080
>americans invented everything modern and important
>be european genius
>get headhunted by american jews
>move to america
>be called an american inventor
xDDDDDD
>>81071852
Oh boy, here we go.
Who did he work with?
Who did he work for?
Who funded this project?
Who invented the internet...NOT the world wide web.
Who invented the modern .com age?
Answers all the above: MURICA FUCK YEA!!!
>>81088942
>see all intelligent people leave for America
>sad because you stay
>go to the beach to clear head
>get sand in vagina
>blame America
#Walloon4life
>being this insecure
every time
also thanks for inventing everything so we didn't have to waste our time
>>81089160
>>81073082
>>81076740
>>81087098
>socialism is the only alternative to capitalism
Loving Every Laugh
>>81089215
You're welcome.
>>81085992
The whole of western Europe is an American clone.
I say it with love...
>>81082614
If you exclude niggers, the US estimate goes up 7 points to become 105. If you were to remove hispanics as well it would be even higher, but I don't have the number.
This may seen strange, but the smartest people in the world move to the US to do business. Hong Kong is as high as it is for a similar reason.
I love America
Do you love me? :-DDD D D D:-DD D D D
>>81091646
We love Japan. You're the real greatest ally
>>81062214
>go on american website
Dude, it's been Japanese for quite some time now.
>>81062214
>be Britain
>invent America
>>81092138
>>81092191
>>81062214
But we are owned by a jap and the site was based on a japanese site that was based in a finland website.
>>81092303
Mine was funny, and just poking fun. Yours is retarded and butthurt. WHEN DID THAT EVER CHANGE.
kys
>>81092510
Actually yours proved his right. It's so funny.
>>81077259
Because all my family lives in France and I never cared about this "country". Most of flemmish and walloons don't have a national proud anyway, wallonia was just the rich region for 130 years and now since the fifties/sixties flanders is the richest. You're really butthurt about us btw, I mean wallonia is just a fucking mosquito's shit on a map but you still can get mad about us, don't you have more important to care, like mexico.
>>81091646
Now that's a silly question. OF COURSE we love you Japan! We love ALL of our children...even the adopted ones.
>>81092138
>bongs Invented the colonies
>the colonies invents Murica
>bongs claim all the credit
Typical Brits.
>>81062214
>4chan uses English
Every non Anglo has their mother tongue cucked beyond belief.
>>81065573
>be eurocuck
>get ran over by 16 wheeler invented by americans
>>81093779
>be white american
>be a minority in 2040
Have fun in your soon to be 3rd world country.
>>81092303
Don't be ridiculous, you silly bong...Jewruselem is just another vassal of the American Empire. Just like you, old man. Nothing more.
>>81094077
Speak for yourself New Syria. You're way closer to it than we are.
>>81066998
Ok French Kosovo, you got us.
Best country? You will be once barack osama fucks off.
How does this thread even exist
>euros invented all this shit
>many wouldn't have had the resources to if they hadn't come to america
>euros did it
>no fuck you euros did it
wow man you are all retarded. this is a retarded argument
>sage
>>81083852
>no taxation without representation
Why would you want representation in an absolute monarchy?
>>81094598
It's literally a bait thread for us to shitpost and spill our hatred out on each other.
>>81075728
>Not knowing the US military invented it
>Manufactured in Japan, created by IBM
>Nope it's a Ford F 150 which is the best selling car in the world
>Motorola
>Actually they're the best
>Coming from a Browning that doesn't mean a whole lot
>Busy figuring out if it was worth it.
>>81094853
>this
Even though I've been called all sort of things I've had many keks in this thread.
>>81095305
>Busy figuring out if it was worth it.
>Still taking the wrong side.
BRAVO MURICA
>>81094629
You weren't an absolute monarchy either. You were about as democratic as 1900 Germany, so kind of but not really.
>>81095600
They bombed us first, and Germany declared war on us, thinking that would convince the Nips to attack Russia. Too bad for Hitler
>Be American
>Proclaim the US invented everything
>Almost entire US air force jets are based on Nazi technology
>Soviet invented AK-47 is the most popular gun in America
>over 50% of the technology Americans use is Japanese
>Use a website originally created to discuss Japanese culture
>Satellites were invented by the USSR
>Actively hate Europeans who colonised your country
>Watch European tv series
>Watch Japanese cartoons
>Liberals
>Too many niggers
>Too many obese people
>>81099335
>Soviet invented AK-47 is the most popular gun in America
anon you are retarded
there is a reason people hate on the AR-15 so much and its because its the most popular gun here
>>81073678
Why do you fucks refer to yourselves as European first over German?
Do you see Canadians say " DURR WE NORTH AMERICANS"
Holy fuck you guys are cucked.
>>81062214
>drive in american invented automobiles
this is bait
>>81074780
Belgium invented what? besides a type of waffle.
>>81099335
AR-15 dude, come on. Your shit post is as weak as your African Offensive
>>81062214
I want to take the bait for good goals
>>american invented electricty
>you forgot about Volta, Ampere, Faraday, Tesla
>>american invented internet
>you forgot about CERN
>>american invented computer screens
>If it wasn't for Turing computers wouldn't even exist
>>american communication satellites
>wew as if other countries don't send their own sats
>>america isn't the greatest
you may be influential, but you're not the only one
>>american invented automobile
>based on many european advancements throughout the 18th and 19th century
I have to give you credit do the rest tho. HOWEVER, most modern inventions come from the collective work of many people throughout history, a brick at a time. We should be all happy about what we made together and preserve it.
>that last point
You basically forgot that throughout the war most of the fights were done by europeans. You were mostly an overkill, that shortened the wars.
The cold war was a time where both sides used extensive propaganda, talking shit about each other on how the respective side was free compared to the other. We litterally had Aldo Moro (a politician) killed by the Brigate rosse commies with the complacency of the western block, just because he was trying to make a compromise between the two factions, thus destroying both shitty narratives.
Also, look at our situation, none of us is "free" considering there is arrest for those too "right wing" and we are lead towards a dangerous polarisation that helps nobody, in the end.
>>81062214
>american website
based on jap anime
>on american invented internet
British actually
>on american invented electricity
who is tesla and swan
>computer screens
chinese made
>american satellites
russians got there first
>in american automobiles
your country is famous for its shitty cars
>american invented cell phone
british made the phone first
>american invented lightbulbs
swan and tesla again
>watch american tv series
your tv is infamously bad
>listen to american music
austrians invented classical, british invented rock. you have hick music
>eat american grown food
wat
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
ww1 was won by italy opening up a new front to germany, causing them to surrender. ww2 was won by pic related. cold war was won by collapse os soviet union
try harder
Despite all this salt from all around the world.
Thanks America, keep kicking ass.
>>81106088
A Prized Cuckold!
>>81105751
>based on Jap website
Still An American website you autistic shit lord
>light bulbs are swan and tesla
Actually, Thomas Edison
>electricity was tesla and swan
Nigger what. You know nothing about history
>British invented cellphone
Perfected by Americans
>Russians first satellite
Doesn't change the fact that we Perfected tbem and you're currently using American communications systems
Kill yourself and try harder
>>81080777
The Fardier de Cugnot was iinvented in 1769.
>>81106127
Fuck off UK.
It is literally over for you.
>>81062214
>amerilards thinking they invented everything
kek
>>81080087
Please, don't mention 'american cuisine' when most of what you people eat is fast food.
Also, by your thinking we should thank (or rather, scold) the brits for inventing USA?
>>81106174
Doesn't change the fact that USA can't go to space if Russia doesn't send you
And lol for Edison, but what can you expect for a burgerland, land cucked by tyrone
and yet here you are
>>81106174
The first light bulb was invented in 1802 by Humphry Davy. The only thing Edison did was to patent application for "Improvement In Electric Lights".
>>81106174
Founded on jap anime. Well done, you made a site for angry losers to screech at each other.
>actually thomas edison
Edison bought Tesla's designs for a million dollars and was a fraud. i hate 'The Oatmeal' but read his autist rant:
http:// theoatmeal.com /comics/tesla
>electricity was tesla and swan
Both figured out how to use it efficiently and control it
>perfected by americans
made with chinese slave labour. best phones are jap phones desu
>americans perfected satellite
all for only being 20 trillion in debt
>>81106248
One of the fastest growing economies in the world mate, plus we just left the eu
>>81106174
I love the fact that you have to weasel your way out of saying 'invented' and now you claim America 'perfected' these inventions. Good thread.
>>81106617
I just think that people that lead the leave campaign are total crap, it's good that it happened anyway
And basically USA is a nigger of the world, we wuz kings, we did it all
>>81065573
>germans
LOL are you retarded?
Americans are a people, they do not exist
They are a collective of immigrants
Stop being a fucking retard, this is bad bait
>>81107015
This. They ruined European Supremacy by jewing out broke Europe after ww2 and then have the nerve to rewrite themselves as saviours.
>>81106600
Oh you mean edison's "made it actually work" patent?
>>81107517
>we p-perfected it y-yuro p-poors
>>81062772
did enjoy
>>81097869
What the fucking...we were not "kind of" democratic. We had a fucking Kaiser with absolute power.
>>81062214
>>81062772
>>81063052
>>81063299
Why the fuck are you two arguing at the moment. We are all friends and besides the shitposting we generally like each other.
Focus on the fucking shitskins trying to kill all of us. We all have beautiful countries, with many faults. We come here not to blame those faults on one another but to bitch about them together. And as proved by SJW's, bitching gets you places.
