>you can't stump the trump
>you can't ____ the pence
Help me out, /pol/.
Trump is fucking with the media. Going to announce someone else in a few days. Proving that the dishonest media will just take anything and run with it without confirmation.
CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE
>>81030555
CAN'T OFFENSE THE PENCE
>>81030555
fence obviously
FENCE
CONDENSE
INCENSE
CONSEQUENCE
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
In light of the horrible attack in Nice, France, I have postponed tomorrow's news conference concerning my Vice Presidential announcement.
He was testing the waters all along. He let the media jump to conclusions to gauge how the public reacts to Pence.
Can't kike the Mike
>>81030555
you can't nominate the Pence
pick Flynn because he isn't a shill
you retards
you can't rinse the pence.
>dispense
CANNOT DISPENSE THE PENCE
>>81031167
this
Thanks to Pence, I'm on the fence.
>>81031422
Fail near rhyme garbage
>>81030555
CAN'T INCENSE THE PENCE
>>81030555
NO DEFENSE AGAINST PENCE
Trump really blew it with this pick
>>81031285
This is good too
Still don't get this one. I love you Trump, but what the fuck man? You going to send independents and moderate Republicans running for the hills with Pence. You better have some magic up your sleeve, because you are going to fucking need it for the shit storm you just unleashed.
Jesus, I think this is a worse pick than Chris Christie and I didn't even think that was possible.
God-Emporer Trump, I pray you know what the hell you are doing, because you got me worried now.
It wont be him
Also, how important is the vp pick?
Can't flense the pence
CANT DRENCH THE PENCE
You can't menace the Pence
>>81031422
>near rhyme
kys
>>81030555
>You can't refute Newt.
>>81030555
>>81030555
>Can't Pound The Pence
>I'm not a robot.
>>81031869
Compellingly wrong
>>81030555
Can't Win With Pence
One Pound Worth 100 Pence
>>81030555
TRUMP IS KILL
NOW HE'S A KEKSERVATIVE SHILL
Can't mince the Pence
>>81032064
>>81031638
>rinse and pence aren't a full rhyme in your dialects
I don't even know where you'd live for that to be the case
>>81032172
explain it to me then
how is picking someone that only appeals to religious fundamentalists while opening Trump up to unending "bigot" attacks going to help?
>>81031907
Well the most notable example I can think of is how Sarah Palin completely sunk the 2008 campaign and nearly burnt the Republican Party to the ground in the span of 6 months.
Typically, it doesn't make too much of a difference, but when you have an extreme pick like Palin or Pence, then you are really playing with fire. It may make you feel nice and comfy or it might become uncontrollable and burn everything down in its path.
>>81030555
incense
>>81030555
There's no defence from the Pence
>>81032471
You're the weirdo. Why do you pronounce rinse like fence?
>>81030555
CAN'T BANTZ THE PENCE
>>81030555
Offence
>>81030846
OMG I hope so, this guy is like if Dan Quayle and Dukakis had a baby
>>81030555
you can't bench the pence
>>81032606
It wasn't Palin's fault, it's just that she was an easy target for the liberal media
As for Pence I don't fucking know because to me he's a literally who at this point
>>81030555
I'm not voting for trump anymore
>>81032233
>NOW HE'S A KEKSERVATIVE SHILL
I was tell you guys from day one he was a c*ckservative but you just wanted to her MUH WALL
>>81032606
>Pence is extreme
Lol Hoosier here, full of soy
>>81030555
>you can't stump the turmp
>you can't jump the fence with Pence
you can't sense the pence
>>81032715
Do you say rehnse?
It's pronounced with an i sound, pence also has an i sound.
>>81032888
she was an easy target because she was a terrible VP candidate
Pence might not be as retarded but he also doesn't have a vagina so he isn't bringing any women voters to Trump's side
>>81030555
Can't fence the pence. Cmon lads
CAN'T TENSE THE PENCE
The Pence is
mightier than the S word
>>81030555
>Can't mince the Pence
>>81032544
It's bad. I really don't think it's him.
For cabinet or something maybe. Trump is going to have a huge reveal for that over the course of the convention.
Pence as VP is idiotic and the campaign has never made a mistake like that.
>>81030555
you can't buttfuck this faggot?
>>81032471
>pince
>rense
learn english
>>81033110
>pince
No one pronounces Pence like that.
>>81030555
Can't -elect- the Pence. This man is dead weight.
Even the nicknames for Pence suck
worst fucking VP
>>81032888
Oh come on man, don't give me that shit. I hate when people try to defend her. That woman is dumb. There is no other way of saying it, she's just dumb. Would McCain have won 2008 if he picked someone else; of course not - McCain has his own set of problems.
But, Palin took him from losing to being completely utterly destroyed and nearly took out the GOP with her. I don't care if the libs picked on her, because she fucking deserved it. She has absolutely no business being associated with anything political. Our party already gets hammered for being the "dumb" party, don't put more flames on that fire by defending the likes of Palin.
>>81030555
Can't dispense of the Pence
>>81030555
cant mince the pence
>>81033333
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>81030555
CANT FENCE THE PENCE!
>>81030555
No defense against the Pence
>>81030555
You cant fence the pence
>>81030846
Fucking orielly just announced it too 1 minute ago. I hope it's Michael Flynn
>>81031694
Easily the best one in this thread
>>81030555
You can't ((coincidence)) the pence.
You can't flense the Pence.
You can't tense the Pence.
Brought on Pence to build the Fence?
>>81030555
You can't benis the benise
>>81033333
what did he mean by this?
you can't buck the truck
PENCE
PRO TPP
INTRODUCED LE RELIGIOUS BILL AND REVISED IT THAT WEEK BECAUSE OF BACKLASH
IS CONSIDERED LE BIGOT MEME
SHILLS PUSH PENCE
PENCE PICKED
PENCE NOW USED AS EXAMPLE TRUMP IS A BIGOT AND ACTUALLY ONLY LIKES LE WHITE BIGOTS :^))))))))
PENCE GUARANTEES THE LEFT'S NARRATIVE
PENCE GUARANTEES HILLARY SECURES NON-WHITE VOTERS
PENCE GUARANTEES THIS NATION BECOMES MAJORITY BROWN
PENCE OPPOSES THE WALL
PENCE GAVE CARRIER TAX BREAKS TO FACILITATE THEM LEAVING INDIANA
PENCE IS CONTROLLED OPPOSITION AND MAY BE THE ACTUAL GLOBALIST CHOICE USING NEWT AS A SMOKESCREEN
(also pro-israel for decades)
Donald "Open Borders" Trump
Donald "Sellout" Trump
Donald "Jim Crow for gays" Trump
Donald "TPP" Trump
Donald "Cuckservtive" Trump
Donald "Die for Israel" Trump
Donald "Arrest women" Trump
Donald "Amnesty" Trump
>>81030555
>can't pants the pence
>>81030555
It's can't fence the pence guys.
Everything else blows ass.
>>81034407
Also good
cant jew the jew
>>81033333
You can't beat off the Pence.
Fence, man. It's the only thing that works.
>CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE
Pence makes sense
because he will unify all the christians out there who think Trump is a lil edgy. Pence tows the party line. Pence knows Washington, Pence is no stranger to controversy after he was banning gays from pizza parlors in Indiana
he can take the heat and play the game
Trump & Pence makes sense.
>>81035461
Why, is there any risk that christians are going to vote for Hillary?
He needs Flynn. Show them a real nonpartisan ticket; a first in over a century.
>>81030555
You cant win.
Period.
Memes over faggots, now kill yourself
Why didnt he pick Sessions?
Ted kennedy sperg'd in the 80s and blocked him from a judge thing for "racism"
You think that's it?
Take your pick
>>81035755
>Why, is there any risk that christians are going to vote for Hillary?
There is a very real risk Evangelicals won't show up to vote. Trump wins, if he does so, on a big right wing turnout and low democratic energy.
Pence makes Sense
can also be replaced with "Pence makes Cents" when talking about economic policy.
>>81030555
>>81030555
Make sense of pence.
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/753693478538936320
Can't Pinch the Pence
>>81036020
Better start saving up, Paco. You've got a wall to pay for.
>>81031746
>Trump really blew it out of the water with this pick
ftfy
Pence is gonna help build the fence
>>81030555
Fence, the only logical answer.
No nonsense from Pence.
Can't Win With Pence!
>Voted YES on making the PATRIOT Act permanent. (Dec 2005)
>can't condense the pence
>can't tense the pence
>>81038889
I like this.
>>81030555
That guy can't look any whiter.
>>81030846
This. It's like u asshats haven't been paying attention for the past year
Fence.
That was so fucking easy dude c'mon.
>>81030555
>can't fence the pence
>>81030555
CAN'T OUT-DENSE THE PENCE!!
Fellow burgers, who is this Pence guy? I've honestly never heard of him. Is he a based? Or is he a cuckservative?
Yeah I won't meme this bastard.
If trump picks him he can go to hell too.
CANT APPREHENCE THE PENCE
>>81033333
Thank you qek.
Pence is mightier than a sword!
>>81030555
The Pence don't wence.
>>81039964
He's a dime-a-dozen bible thumper who adds absolutely nothing other than helping him win over the last few resilient Cruzmissiles.
After the inevitable scandal resulting in how poorly vetted he is, it'll be you can't rinse the pence.
>>81030555
PENCE STUMPS THE TRUMP!
CAN'T BANTZ THE PENCE
Cant Trench the Pence
Cant Pretense the Pence
No Defense against the Pence
Too Dense for Pence
The Pence is too Intense
Pence makes Sense
>>81035461
Rookie error from rookie Trump.
It's ogre fellas, go home
Still don't think he's gonna be VP lads
>>81039964
He's pretty conservative. This is definitely a move to try and repair his image with the core GOP crowd, rather than reaching out to disabused Democrats. Which is a mistake, I think.
Can't Flense The Pence
The Pence Makes Them Tense
Common Sense from The Pence
>>81039964
He's an opportunist cuckservataive. Faggots are forgetting that he endorsed Cruz before Indiana.
>>81036290
you will not be able to future tense the pence?
I Like Mike!
CANT FENCE THE PENCE
cant biological warfare defense the pence
>>81030555
can't out-sense the pence?
woo lad this is a tough one
>>81030555
Can't dispense the Pence
>>81031422
Where are you from where that rhymes?
>>81043590
America apparently
>>81031225
literally none of these make sense britbong
congratulations on Brexit though
>>81031285
lmao
>>81031551
what
Dispense suspense around Pence or you'll be put behind the fence
>>81030555
Fence
>>81031422
>white people
>>81031225
CAN'T CONDENSE THE PENCE
>>81031869
The only bad pick is Newt
no defense against the pence
You get the 'Ments with Pence
time to COMMENCE THE PENCE
Build fence with Pence
>>81030555
Can he re-enter the governor race if he gets cucked by Trump?
>>81030555
>Can't VP the Pence
>Can't nominate the Pence
>Can't select a neocon cuck like the Pence
>>81039964
He's a standard issue cuckservative: https://twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/674249808610066433
>>81031285
winrar
>>81032715
Is this some kind of troll? How the fuck else are you supposed to say rinse?
>>81030555
FENCE IN
Can't Jew the Newt
Can't Jeb! the Webb
>>81048905
deep south?
>>81048897
sauce?
reverse search isn't working on this
PENCE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE
>>81049731
http://xbomb.net/naked-models/295-belina-evgenieva-naked-photoshoot-for-bulgarian-playboy
>>81033057
I like it
>>81030959
>FENCE
Obvious winner.
>>81030555
You can't rebuke the Duke!
Time to Reforge the George
>>81040950
Seconded.
You win a primary by appealing to the party base, but you win an election by appealing to Independents.
>>81040950
I don't think so. He's neck and neck with Hillary in polls yet only at 75% with the GOP. If he can pull in 15-20% more Republicans he has this election
#4thReichofMike
CAN'T DISPENCE THE PENCE
>>81031422
>south
>>81046942
underrated
>>81030555
CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE
Mike *** Pence *** will be Trump's VP: why it doesn't take a rocket scientist to get it
>>81033820
"Leaked": Trump will have Pence as vice-president in the famous final ticket.
Hillary Clinton crowned Miss Universe by same fake billionaire "Trump" who was casted as stripper of Miss California 2009.
Pence script exposed before the "leak":
Core of the script exposed seven years ago (Trumpets).
Last detail explained a few hours before the "leak".
Transcript:
Pence will be Trump's VP pick.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to get it because the same goes for how the actor playing billionaire Trump was named.
As for why the actor now stepping on stage is named Pence and not Penny: two reasons. It sounds like
1. P _ _ NCE (another actor who "died" months earlier for the same Hillary Clinton that suicide bomber Trump continues to blow himself up until his full detonation.
A script exposed by Last Prophet immediately after, or in other words while human cattle was still celebrating his "death".
2. [Last] TrumPets (Trump Pence ticket), as explained by Last Prophet in 2009.
CANT PEN THE PENCE
CANT POUNCE THE PENCE
>>81032049
I'm guessing English is not your first language?
>>81032888
>wasn't palins fault
Simple question by reporter:
Mrs palin, what newspaper do you read?
Palin: Any and all, I don't know!
No doubt a vp can cost you election, as it costed McCain.
>>81036290
I guess we're going with can't muscle sense the Pence
>>81061016
McCain was a top cuckservative and Palin actually injected some energy. She did not peel very many women away from Big Daddy Statism, and the media made sure that women were reassured that Palin "wasn't a real woman" so it was ok not to vote for her. But she turned out true conservatives, who didn't show up for Magic Underwear and Snoozeboy the Low Energy rep (who got hammered in the veep debate) 4 years later.
