Things you won't hear a black person say
>>80997625
It's mine!
>>80997625
Thank you, have a good day.
>>80997693
FPBP
Hello, where can I apply for a job here?
>>80997625
Yes i did that.
happy fathers day
Thanks for the promotion, Sir!
>>80997625
Hey man I just realized I owe you some money, here you have it plus some interest.
No thanks. I've already had enough fried chicken.
Keep the change
Evening officer
>>80997625
>extra mayo please
>lets name our son, john
>lets use these foodstamps to buy actual food
>i hate newports
>pls no more chicken
"The answer this... "
>get me a box of dutches, it's cheaper than singles
>>80997625
>I'm here for the job application
>I'm guilty
>I'm raising my children
>>80997625
I had a great day at work.
>>80997625
Brb gotta eat dinner
>>80997625
"After a hard day of work I really look forward to come home to my wife and our son."
>>80997625
Sorry, officer. It won't happen again.
"Please" and "Thanks"
"Family, I'm home!"
this must be Your Bike lad
Nigger
"Ask"
>>80997625
I think I will go swim some laps.
this court is in session
"I've spent all night fixing up my resume but I'm still not completely satisfied with it"
WE WUZNT KANGS N SHIEEEET
>>80997625
>Oh my goodness me, I'm late for work!
Bye, honey, I'm going to work.
>>80997625
Hi son
"Honey I got the job"
>>80997625
"I do."
I dont do drugges
I hate watermelon and chicken.
Son, time for dinner!
>>80997625
"Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
>ask
>ambulance
>He did not do anything.
>>80997625
I'm here for the job interview
>>80997625
I'm responsible for my own actions
Let's go pick some cotton
"I don't have problems with white people"
I must ask as Britbong not living in an area full of apes are niggers this bad ..?
I thought it was the kebabed ..we have a few of them in streets in town but they getting deported soon an will stop our pastime of bricking their windows after the pub ..
>>80999441
Kebab are smart genetically but act like niggers because of their religion of peace.
Niggers are just animals.
>>80997625
That's not Chris Farley you dumbass.
>>80997625
Thank you, officer. Have a good day.
>>80997625
Maury, I am the father.
>>80999612
Cheers lad ..
"Here's your pen back. Thanks for letting me borrow it."
I dont want to rush you hunni if you not ready
>>80997625
Hmm the DOW Jones is down 100pts today.
I'm saving myself for marriage
>>80999325
P R A I S E K E K
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K
"I don't consider Hitler did wrong things."
>>80999325
PRAISE SUCC
FUCKING FALSE FROG GOD
>>80997625
"Thanks for the warning, officer!"
>>80997625
it was his fault the officer shot him
>>80997625
sorry
>>80997625
"hi dad"
>>80998631
only one here that is totally not true. They say this all the time. It is their favorite word
I vote by my conscience. screw the free democrat offers!
>>80997625
Can't talk now, I don't want to be late for work.
>Good luck at work today Dad!
White culture is not to blame.
>>80997625
Happy Father's Day!
I love you, Dad.
>>81001267
Nigga =/= nigger senpai
I understand that things I don't like are not the fault of everyone I don't like.
Thanks for the warning officer, I'll be more careful next time
no thank you sir, i believe i've had enough chicken for one outing. good day to you
>>81001267
You're thinking of the term "Nigga".
"Nigger" has a completely different meaning in ebonics.
>>80997625
Egyptians were not black
>>80998679
kek
please sir may i have another
I'm allergic to watermelon, it makes my lips puff up.
>>80999325
praise kek
Excuse me sir, do you have a quarter? I will gladly pay you back with my mixed change here in front of this vending machine.
he wuz a bad boi, he did du sumthin
>>80997625
I'm sorry officer, I now realise what I did wrong. Thank you for what you do.
Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your wallet
Why yes, Mr Colonialist, I definitely won't destroy what you've built for us.
>>80999325
Praise kek,
Also, "I have a degree"
let's name him James
Finnaly payed off my loan
>>80997625
"Right man, time to hand out these CVs and get a job!"
I do not like hotsauce on my fried chicken
sorry
>>80997625
Woh, I was almost late for work.
>>80997625
I'm coming home today, son.
Be back later, Dad! Just going in to work early!
>>80997625
I like my race and we've accomplished many things. I'm going back to the African capital to enjoy some holiday relaxation. I might even get a job there, it's so good!
my baby is spending all of his time reading, instead of focusing on basketball after school.
>>80997625
"Thanks dad"
>>80997625
I love that Piña Coladas song
>>80997625
I'm thinking about my future and the greater needs of society rather than my animal impulses.
>>80999325
Praise kek
Thank you for your daughter.
I accept full accountability.
>>80998130
extra mayo meme is a lie i have seen multiple blacks ask for lots of mayo on subs at both publix and subway
>>80997625
"I am not going to take this personal call right now."
I know one black guy, he's a deafmute.
So pretty much anything really.
>>80997625
You deserve a bigger tip than normal.
>here's a $20
>>80997625
>I'm responsible for my own well being and success in life
>>80997625
I did someffin
>>80999642
You're right, it's clearly John Candy.
Here's a few:
>what if I'm wrong?
>is there any evidence supporting that claim?
>is the evidence from a legitimate source?
>we need more self accountability
>whites are not to blame
>I'm sorry
>Excuse me (in a non aggressive tone)
>Thank you
>Please
>Conspiracy theories are conspiracy theories
>My deadbeat father and myself are to blame for my current financial situation, not society
>Conservatives are right, you know
>My mother sets me up for failure at times
>he pulled me over because I was speeding
>Am I out of line?
>>81002088
>payed
Confirmed nigger.
Hurry up, I have to get to work.
White lives matter too
>>80997625
> It was my fault.
> He was a bad boy and drug dealer.
> I really can't sing nor dance.
> Affirmative action is a reverse-racism.
> This movie/song is stupid.
> I don't want to look stupid.
> I regret I have not learned to read in school.
>>80997625
Wtf is black on black violence?
My child was wrong for doing that and he deserves the punishment he has coming to him.
He did do something.
Groceries and taking too much of my paycheck.
>>80997752
One literally said that to me today. He was a cashier so he had to, but I'm still counting it.
>look baby someone abandoned a bike right here outside da store!
Larry Bird was the greatest basketball player of all time.
>>81002747
chiptole mayo or plain lard mayo
my son
I sure love going to work!
Us Playing the victim & gangster culture has hurt us moving forward & I appreciate what the white man has done for us & hope to repay the kindness one day.
>>81003477
WTF kind of subway allows you to pry open the doors on a moving train that easily? What city is that?
Dad will get home from work and help you with your homework
>>81003665
Can't say for sure what city, but having lived a long time in NYC it could be that.
I think the nog thought he was clever by tripping the security lock at the top of the doors, but he apparently was unfamiliar with the law of physics.
>>80999325
>>80999325
PRAISE KEEK
>>81003665
DC - emergency door open button.
Sampling in music is just plain wrong.
I da pappy!
>>80999325
PRAISE BE UPON KEK! (pbuk)
Good tidings to all my fellow KEK apostles!
>>81001701
You seem to be unfamiliar with real black people. When you live around them you will gear the full "nigger" repeatedly
>>81004009
> KEK apostles
>>80999325
>P R A I S E K E K
>R
>A
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>S
>E
>K
>E
>K
>>80999325
Praise kek
I got an "A" on my report card
>>81004340
Did your mom give you a blowjob or does that only happen in based Japan
>>80997625
I am responsible for my actions, and will face the consequences without blaming anyone else
Have one of my cigarettes...
>boy that swim was great, worked up my appetite. I'll have a salad, please.
>>80997625
The first jazz musicians were white.
>>80997625
gibs you dis
>>80999325
Praise kek
>>80999325
Praise kek
I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
>>80997625
I dont eat the ass
WE WUZ WEST AFRICAN HUNTA GATHERAZ WHO NEVA IMAGINED THE WHEEL, WHO LOOKED UPON THA SEAS AND NEVER DREAMT OF A SAIL, WITH A WEALTH OF DOMESTICABLE ANIMALS, YET NEVER ENVISIONED A HARNESS
"I'm saving up my paychecks to move my wife and children to Africa."
:^)
>>80997801
underrated
>>80997801
>>80998016
>>80998618
>>80999325(praise kek)
>>80999936
>>81000128
>>81001667
>>81002024
>>81002037
>>81002847
>>81003967
>>81004589
These
Also: I'm going back to africa to help my brothers
And: Men i sure do miss slavery
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
I actually deserved that job due to my tireless work ethic.
>>80997625
hey, man! hold up
The Plantation system was actually an economic model that worked to the benefit of all involved.
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE
PRAISE KEK
oh damn im about to score with a shampoo model lith. girl, can't risk it
also
>"i don't care for black lives matter thing"
>>80998208
LOL
I need a tan
>>80997625
Pass the potato salad.
>>80997625
I have an actual reason for doing this, you see?
Did someone lose their wallet?
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
I think today i will go swimming
>>81006660
eik miego
Whites made Harlem what it was back in it's heyday. Blacks made it what it is today. Exactly the same thing that's happening to South Africa.
I feel an urge to build
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>80997625
heres a 20% tip
>>80997625
>I have to be up early for work tomorrow morning.
>>80999325
Praise KEKK
>>81000613
Prepare to be blown away. (Link related)
https://youtu.be/0YG7SaFk33w
The Irish was slaves too & was treated just as bad us & I respect what they went tru.
>>80999325
>>81005226
Sit down, Dave.
>>80999325
praise kek
>>80997625
I did do it
>>80997625
"I did it and take full responsibility
>>80997625
"I do"
>>80998130
>>81002747
>>81003546
here eating mayo is a black thing. weird that it's reversed in the US. i've seen kaffirs bring nothing but mayo on bread to school and fucking love it. disgusting.
Would you like some money? Just trying to help out.
>>80999325
>>80997625
Where the black women at?
Winning that lottery will just give me some cash to invest. I'm putting it all into mutual funds.
>>81010109
i dont get this one
No white wimminz for me, i find my own wimminz attractive
>>80997625
I have to go to work.
>>80997625
I will always be around my son, and I'll get a job and do whatever it takes to help you get through college
>>80997625
whats a good tip for a 45 dollar check?
>>80999325
Praise kek.
also, "We wuz not kangs and shiet"
>>80999325
Praise kek
>>80999325
Praise kek
>the reaction of the officers was justified in the situation
>>80997625
Trayvon deserved what he got
I know why! Allow me to explain.
>>80999325
Praise Kek
>>80998426
>>80998570
>>80998746
>>80998756
Fuck you I do these all the time
>>80998897
You won't ever hear anyone say that unless they're a snake person.
>>80999325
praise kek
>>80999325
Praise kek!
>>80999325
STOP
SLANTERING
KEK
YOU
FUCKING
B
TIER
SHILL
>>80999325
praise kek
>>80999325
Praise KEK!
>>81004157
I live in St. Louis—a hive of black scum and villainy.
They don't say "nigger" with an r. It sounds like nigga, whether they mean to omit it or because Ebonics is non-rhotic I don't know.
>>80999325
Praise kek
Imma' stop you right there, but Taylor Swift is the greatest artist of all time!
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
Hey dad I'm going to go study!
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>81016573
Resume:
>June-July 2016 Nigger shitposter
>1996-2016 Absent Father
>1990-2016 Petty criminal
>1980-2016 Watermelon eater
>>80997625
"My name is Chad"
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>80999325
horey shet!!
PRAISE KEK
I did sumfin
>>80997625
Got any sun tan lotion?
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>80999325
Praise Kek
>>80997625
"gotta go to work now. love you kids."
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>80999325
praise lord kek, blessed be thy name
>>80997625
"oh, I've been here since 7:30am"
>>80999325
PRAISE KEK
>>80997625
I dont want any anal sex today
I hate watermelon and fried chicken
>>81018552
Nigga is slang and is friendly.
NiggeR is not.
>>80997625
Hi Dad, glad you're back from work.
>>80997625
I found your bicycle!
