Why are blacks constantly bragging about how much better they are at cooking than whites when all they know how to make is European food rather than actual African cuisine
>>80993629
What is african cuisine? Do they even have food?
Reminder dirt cakes are native African cuisine.
Coleslaw is pure degeneracy
>>80993732
Goat curry I believe
>>80993798
>checks flag
>>80993629
Because blacks made European food for their white masters and did it better than the white cooks.
>>80993732
Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
>anglojew cuisine
well memed
"soul food" is just Southern cuisine with a weird fixation on chicken
>>80993629
They have literally nothing. Their pedigree is drinking dirty water and eating flies.
>>80993629
>it's an American calling a scone a biscuit episode
>>80993629
> kohleslav > german
Prussians are Russians confirmed.
>>80993732
>straw
>dirt
>stream water that people have shit and pissed in
>>80993732
Have you ever had bush meat?
>>80993732
People from other tribes
>>80994193
>It's a brit calls a cookie a biscuit episode
>It's a brit calls a watch a handy-dandy timey-wimey wrist-wrappy episode
That looks disgusting.
>>80993629
There aren't that many ways to cook "foreign aid rice with flies buzzing around it."
>>80994216
>pRussians
Fixed.
>>80994401
Stop talking bollocks or i'll pop you with my rooty tooty point and shooty a nob end
B-b-b-but we wuz kingz nd shiet..
>>80994039
The only thing they got going for them is peanut butter. Which isn't even an invention.
It's a fucking recipe.
>>80993732
> african cuisine?
I once ate ethiopian food.
It is literally cat food. Uncooked minced beef, some disgusting flavors and "gravy" which looks like shit mixed with water, no fucking utensils of any kind, not even an eating stick, and these disgusting rolled bread shit things that taste like shoe liners.
>african cuisine
>>80994325
>>80993732
Yes, this is legit. Africans eat out cow ass after it shits.
african food is literally uncooked shit they eat with their hands and fold up in bread like they're scooping feces up with paper. it is absolutely disgusting.
>>80994653
>>80993732
Collard greens
ham hocks
You know, soul food.
>>80993798
Go suck on a maple tree.
>>80993629
> African cuisine
Wow, nice joke. Even more funny than american cuisine.
>>80994702
This would have been more acceptable had it been some primitive villagers, but this nigga where clothes like he's from the city.
>>80993629
what on that plate is a "biscuit"
you put our flag next to it but ???
>>80994653
Is he done?
>>80993629
Yum yum African mosquito burgers.
Dig in.
>>80994795
are there blacks capable of actually cooking this correctly?
I always see nonblack chefs making it
>>80995041
Black grannies can cook it good. I can't comment on professional cooks, but I've had good food by amateur black chefs.
>>80994545
>Implying you could even a rooty tooty point and shooty
>>80993629
Macaroni cheese is actually English, like lasagna.
>>80994971
UK fags don't know about biscuits.
They see an American biscuit and think of a scone, but it's not the same.
>>80993798
This
Also if I don't eat chicken fried steak sometime this year I'll just cut to the chase and stab myself in the heart.
>>80993732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>80994848
I'll give you that one.
American food is just advanced variations on immigrant food. But you can't talk shit about our corned buffalo, that shit is cash/
>>80993629
BEST CUISINE OF ALL AFRICA!
FREE GLUTEN
Only in Haiti A.K.A Mini Africa
>>80995295
I'll get on the dog and bone to the rozzers if you don't shut your north and south, ya cheeky wanker
>>80995427
Found the vegan faggot.
>African cuisine
literally eating mud and mosquitoes
>>80994971
American biscuts are like a flour-y yeast scone. It's hard to describe. Though they're actually tasty.
>>80995527
>small amounts of sugar, salt, and fat are mixed in
well, at least it isn't entirely devoid of any nutrients
>>80993629
Three of those could have been invented independently anywhere. How long do you think it would take for someone to try mashing the potatoes they're harvesting or traded for?
>>80995911
Bongs aren't know for their originality.
I've always wanted to try muslim cuisine. In school they would always show muslims sitting on a dirty ass ruh in the middle of a bazaar with a plate piled with what i can assume are tortillas.
Shit looked like a beefed up mexican dish
>>80995427
>Acquire garbage cuts of steak, flour, and oil
>Use your imagination
>Breaded fried steak
>>80993629
Macaroni and Cheese is English too.
>Macaroni and cheese—also called mac and cheese in American English; macaroni pie in Caribbean English;[1] and macaroni cheese in the United Kingdom and Canada[2]—is a dish of English origin, consisting of cooked macaroni pasta and a cheese sauce, most commonly cheddar. It can also incorporate other ingredients, such as bread crumbs, meat and vegetables.
Please do not associate our national cuisine with the Italians.
HOL UP HOL UP AYYY SO WHAT U B SAYIN
SOUL FOOD WUNT INVENTED BY GREAT PHARAOH DIN DU NU FIN IN 43756345 BC BEFO YO WHITE HOMOS NOWED SHIT??
>>80993629
>macaroni, aka Mac 'n cheese
>Italian food
Plz no ameribro, just read some fucking recipe on giallozzafferano
>>80996131
>I've always wanted to try muslim cuisine
This is your typical /pol/ user.
>>80994014
One of the main differences between "soul food" and traditional Southern cooking is the use of animal parts like tails, ears, and innards that were considered waste products by whites. Poor blacks could get these parts for cheaper from the local butcher, sometimes even for free since they were just going to be thrown out. It's culinary tradition shaped by poverty and hard times.
>>80995911
>>80996051
http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/index.htm
STFU culinary cretin.
>>80995600
Jesus Christ man. They eat dirt?
>>80993629
Most nigger food is just the English food their masters ate just with more grease and poorer ingredients.
>>80996428
Downvote
Test
>>80995624
Why is bongspeak so funny?
>>80996497
Yeah and its free of gluten!
>>80995329
it's actually american
Step up to the plate niggas.
>>80996736
if you're trying to become a tripfag, i advise against it
>>80996736
##faggot
>>80993629
How much
>actual African cuisine
can you cook?
>>80993732
http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/
>>80996494
english food is shit
Some more African cuisine.
>>80993974
>Because blacks made European food for their white masters and did it better than the white cooks.
Or maybe because it was stupid to hire a personal white chef when you had a bunch of negro slaves? You also don't hear about slave owners hiring maids, they just train a house nigga.
Can you name one professional black chef?
Were corn dogs created in America?
>>80993629
Because they want to play pretend.
Cornbread > Biscuits
Grilled Chicken > Fried
Rice > Mashed Potatoes
Okra > Chessy Noodles
t. actual southerner
>>80993629
Good info graph. Needs sources for the normies.
Swedes have far superior cosine than any other nation.
The apex of African cuisine. Maize porridge, spinach and cheap meat cuts.
>>80996860
Are those witchetty grub?
Aren't they supposed to taste bretty gud?
>>80997135
topkek
>>80997135
Oh, god, I hate myself for loving that. FUCK this sick craving, and fuck you.
can i have some?
>>80997161
It's called mopane worms. Never had them. They can also be eaten as a dried snack.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonimbrasia_belina
>>80997135
Yeah, totally delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0
>>80996952
We invented the sandwich and we can put whatever the fuck we want in it.
By that extension, we also invented the burger.
Stay jealous that the majority of your culinary heritage finds it origins overseas - often tracing its roots back to the Medieval English cookbook 'The Forme of Cury'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forme_of_Cury
>>80996955
chicken feet are delicious as are chitlins covered in hot sauce. black cuisine is GOAT.
>>80997467
>>80997135
does anyone actually unironically eat that or is it literally only still being sold because its a meme?
>>80993732
They eat "dirt pancakes". Not even joking.
>>80996952
English food is great.
Meanwhile, American food doesn't even exist.
>>80997401
>Americans who does not know how to ear surströmming properly.
Pic related, its how you are supposed to eat surströmming and not like a rabid animal.
>>80993629
>blacks
You mean niggers.
Feeding their family is an achievement for niggers.
This culinary delight is called a smiley.
>>80997368
>>80997298
rare friends
Why do people even brag about being able to cook good food?
Any fucking retard can follow a recipe. So many times I was just blindly following a recipe and its instructions and people were praising me like "OMG you're so good!".
It requires 0 skill.
>>80996769
Mein Gott
>>80997545
>>80993629
>mac and cheese
>italian
This food wasn't invented by blacks but it's american, not all those counties, that's retarded.
>>80997561
Meme? Its pretty real if you ask me. However, a large portion of our population "primarily the youth", does not consume the fish because they are pussies & weaklings.
>>80993629
Blacks can't cook for shit.
Soul food is absolutely shit tier.
Creole is bretty gud, but that's pretty much just nigger French.
>>80994974
Well done
>>80994193
A buttermilk biscuit is nothing like a scone.
>>80993732
Ethiopian food is delicious senpai.
>>80997990
absolutely degenerate to call a biscuit a scone
>>80993629
>macaroni
>"macaroni"
fucking nigger delete this idiot post
>>80997060
My major experience with a corn dog is being 6 and freaking out thinking it was lost while I was holding it for 5 minutes. It was the first time I realized you could lose something in your own goddamn hand.
I was so relieved when I realized I still had the corn dog.
>>80993629
All I can think of when I see that picture is a pious, respectful, hard-working black family from the Deep South, using their gospel voices to sing about that soul food and all that.
>>80997719
>Why do people even brag about being able to cook good food?
You're the only one in this thread that's bragging, maplenigger.
>>80998250
that ID
>>80998315
my ID
>>80993629
>macaroni and cheese is italian
>>80993629
>Why are blacks constantly bragging about how much better they are at cooking than whites
you mean better than Americans
And even then its wrong, in 2015 not a single black man was under the best 50 chefs, but 2 white Americans were in the tpo 10.. The top 10 where 9 whites and one jap.
Also no woman under the top 40.
>>80998315
>black
>family
also nice id
>>80993629
behold
Reminder that Thomas Jefferson made mac and cheese an american dish.
Niggers BTFO
Sour porridge with ubiquitous spinach.
>>80998440
I've been getting good IDs all week. Weird
>>80996743
english thieves used phrases that rhymed to replace words to confuse cops
since most of england is chav trash, they inherited this speech
>>80993777
I thought that was like Haiti
>>80994559
Nogs didn't make peanut butter bro.
>>80998628
Do they have anything remotely tasty?
That looks halfwhere between digested and rotten at the same time.
>>80996497
it stopped the hunger pains during famine
>>80998634
kek is trying to say something
>>80996131
Al Pastor is literally kebab, bro.
It means "shepherd style", meat literally cooked on a spit and shaved off, then put on a tortilla. I'm pretty sure the Spanish picked it up when they were cucked by dunecoons.
>>80998487
n-n-n-not all blacks!
>>80993732
>What is african cuisine? Do they even have food?
Fufu is the typical food from the regions most slaves were taken from.
It's actually delicious but yeah, no """"""Afro-""""""Americans know how to make it.
>>80998481
>Also no woman under the top 40.
Not even Paula "cooking with butter" Dean
>>80997467
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forme_of_Cury
This shit is fascinating, I love reading about recipes from before the plants of the new world were discovered.
Is there somewhere I can find this book written in contemporary English? The links in the citations are in old timey English
>>80998858
HOLY FUCK THE TIMESTAMP
>>80998932
>Not even Paula "cooking with butter" Dean
You spelled "mayonnaise" wrong.
>>80993629
US black are pretty good BBQers.
>>80998923
>communal food, eaten by hand
Fucking savages
>>80993732
Red Cross food we send to them.
>>80996494
English food is shit, and only superior to African food because it actually has food in it instead of dirt.
Dominican cuisine.
>>80993798
Only if it's got mayo in it.
>>80994848
>coming from belarus
my sides
>>80998764
Dude. I wish I could send you the smell. The best way I can describe it is that it smells like a fermented sour fart.
>>80998985
http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/book1390cury.htm
I don't think there is a contemporary translation.
Its almost gibberish to me.
>>80998923
Niggers try African food for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAZYitaxbw0
>>80993629
>English Flag
>Referring to dumplings as biscuits
They need to seriously sort their life out.
>>80996983
George Foreman.
A better question is why is /pol/ so absolutely obsessed with who is and is not white?
>>80997601
>be retarded
>therefore everything I know nothing about isn't real
Europoors smdh
>>80994615
Yeap Ethiopian food is garbage tier
>>80993629
>cabbage drowned in mayonnaise and sugar
>german
Hu, TIL.
>>80998923
It might tase good but fuck that looks awful.
![ca83dcd82212f64f11d6a2aa776498b3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PA8MU65.png "ca83dcd82212f64f11d6a2aa776498b3[1].png")
NOTICE THE TIMESTAMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80997127
Cornbread is trailer trash/nigger tier.
Southern food is garbage.
>>80993629
Niggers don't know how to make food, this is why they are the least evolved. They had to spend all their time getting food. Most died because they failed. The only thing they managed to invent are mud pies. Literally made out of mud.
>>80999136
that looks like a pursed anus
Where do you live that there are "blacks constantly bragging about how much better they are at cooking than whites"? Sure I've heard the "no seasoning" joke here and there but never how you describe it
>>80999364
gibt leute die in kartoffelsalat mayo reinhauen
>>80999323
holy fuck this thread is full of weird IDs
2bh that's a good question
go make a thread about it (not kidding)
>>80996983
>>80999261
>Thinks an American biscuit is anything similar to a dumpling.
Also, didn't that boat sink during the Falklands war lol
>>80999462
schicken schaken löder haus gebrueischen dreischen liederbault
>>80996832
Except for the fact that it isn't American.
>>80999218
dang, guess I'll keep looking online. Anyway, thanks for giving me the book title, like I said, I'm really curious about this stuff.
>>80999224
This is hilarious.
Since we're talking about food -
where can I get started getting really good and versatile as a cook?
I don't want to be a chef, but I want to be as good as a chef. As a beginner, what is my first step?
I've toyed with the idea of buying a specific type of food (sushi/pasta/bbq) cookbook, and dedicating a month or two to that type, and then moving on.
>>80997664
Beaners call it ceviche, and cook raw fish/shrimp in lime juice with a sort of salsa.
>>80993798
Ever eaten a colesaw veggie burger ? Then you missed out one of THE best burgers in the world
>>80998628
What the fuck
>>80999364
cole slaw doesn't have sugar, it's mayo and vinegar.
>>80993629
>Mashed potatoes
>English
>fried chicken
>scottish
Mashed potatoes, in different variations has existed pretty much since it came to Europe.
Fried chicken has existed for a long time.
Deep frying was used in ancient Egypt, several milleniums before Scotland even existed.
>In the 1st century CE, a Roman cookbook, Apicius, appears to list the ancient Romans' first use of deep frying to prepare Pullum Frontonianum, a chicken dish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_frying#History
>>80996983
>Can you name one professional black chef?
Aunt Jamima.
Also what the fuck is with this dirt eating? Do they do this in other black countries? What the fuck?
>>80999833
*on
Hi guise im quads
>>80993732
North African and Eritrea/Etiophian food is quite good.
Of course sub-saharan food is not quite as impressive.
>>80996131
I've always found stuff like Asian food to be more appealing. My friend from Thailand talked about how monks would walk around in Bangkok and people would just fill their bowls with all kinds of rice dishes and stuff. Probably unsanitary and possibly disgusting, but still sounds awesome.
>>80999076
You can use forks and knives to eat finger-food. Just break the rules if you want. Nobody cares.
>>80999833
>veggie burger
kek
>>80993629
Maybe because we're not African, you stupid fuck. Go educate yourself dumbass
>>80999404
das real retarded sir
Niggers are stupid monkeys who would have never had culture if not for us, we trained those animals to be civilized enough to have their own cuisine... "Soul Food" and it's not even that good.
>>80994401
A biscuit is pretty much a cookie.
The word shares its root with italian biscotti, and biscotti certainly does not look like scones.
>>80998923
>Fufu
https://youtu.be/rCFqp_xdzX0?t=1677
>>80995600
Aren't most of you Dominicans of Afro-Caribbean heritage? If I am not mistaken, however, Dominican food is pretty good.
>>80999388
Nobody cares you worthless fuck, go back to plebbit.
>>80994401
>cookie
It's "koekje".
Learn to spell Dutch properly you retarded Americans.
>>81000440
Copy-paste url for correct time.
>>81000506
Shut up, faggot.
>>81000583
That sounds like "ko-ek-jee"
Fucking stupid Dutch people lol
>>80999009
>>80999388
>>80999478
Fuck off
>>80999350
It was literally the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten, and I'm Chinese.
>>80999878
Dukes mayo is literally trash.
It has hi fructose corn syrup in it.
The south needs to be nuked from orbit.
Best Foods/Helmans is the only mayo worth using that isn't homemade.
>>80999644
It's literally American
go back to your curry, ahmed
>>81000690
>different languages are different
hold the fuk up
>>80993629
>african cuisine
>>80996983
Ainsley harriot
>>80999218
Although it is hard to read, you are able to read it right? Because this isn't so bad for a native speaker to understand.
>>81000918
anything different from the american spelling and pronunciation is literally incorrect and wrong
>>80997880
Niggers just cover all their meat in bbq. That is not very creative.
Taco meat. Hot dog bun.
American Taco™
>>81001093
this desu
keking at wyndewe tho.
>>81000898
LOL
Original Receipt in 'The Forme of Cury' by the Chief Master-Cook of King Richard II, c1390 (Cury 1390)
Loseyns:
Take gode broth and do in an erthen pot, take flour of payndemayn and make þerof past with water. and make þerof thynne foyles as paper with a roller, drye it harde and seeþ it in broth take Chese ruayn grated and lay it in disshes with powdour douce. and lay þeron loseyns isode as hoole as þou mizt and above powdour and chese, and so twyse or thryse, & serue it forth.
Take good broth and put in an earthenware pot, take fine white flour and make with it a paste with water, and make from that foils as thin as paper with a roller, dry them hard and seethe them in the broth. Take grated soft cheese and lay it in dishes with spice powder, and lay over it the pasta layers as many and as thick as you wish, and above powder and cheese, and so two or three times, & serve it forth.
>This dish has been claimed as the origin of Lasagne, being layers of pasta with a stewed meat broth and a cheese sauce.
>>81000690
>That sounds like "ko-ek-jee"
No it doesn't.
Because "oe" is a diphthong https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphthong#Dutch
>>80999484
Give your meat a good ol' rub
>>80993629
>Italians
>White
>>81001355
that's not mac and cheese though
also homos who want to seriously study this book should look up james townsend and sons on youtube.
>>80993732
>What is african cuisine? Do they even have food?
>>80997678
Nothing wrong with that.
Norwegians eat that every Christmas.
>>81001609
...each other?
>>81001355
That's not Mac & cheese.
That's proof that the English pretend to cook.
>>81001668
So Norwegians are well and truly nigger-tier?
>>80998507
> tomatoes
> african
pick one.
>>80998507
So much this! Hungary, you have what I believe to be quite possibly the world's greatest cuisine of all time.
>>81001720
Cannibalism and insects is traditional African cuisine.
>>80999710
>I am thinking about learning from a book
You are on the right path anon
>>80996952
Are you retarded? That looks delicious.
>>81001337
wyndewe is winnowing apparently.
>...and wyndewe [3] out þe hulk...
...and winnow out the hulk...
Someone should really just modernise this. It wouldn't even take a day.
>>80993629
But colonel sanders was white
>>81001856
If that's how you define it I guess so.
Have you been to norway? What do you suggest people would cook 200 years back?
Nothing grows there, no spices, only potatoes, wheat and food for animals.
>>81001856
damn that nigga looks comfy af
>>81001964
I missed the insects first time I checked your picture, it just automatically came to me as a primitive throwback stereotype...
>stares at big black block as locals point suspiciously and rub their stomachs
>>81001123
I see what Google did there.
>>80999330
But hes correct, all of your dishes you cling onto with dear life were invented by Europeans.
>>81002403
*pot
>>81001424
>>81000918
I'm joking, brothers of my ancestral homeland
>>80999581
God you're dumb.
>>80993629
>African cuisine
because it does not exist
>>80993732
Mosquito burgers.. ask that norse /pol/ guy who was in AFrica for 6 months, he had a thread yesterday.
>>80993921
That's Caribbean, from all of the Indians there
No one posted this yet? Shameful.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeyjgSUlrk
>>80997135
Svensk polseret... I like!
>>81000898
Settle down Pedro, I know getting shown up as a thick cunt in front of everyone is hard, but try to be adult about it.
>>80994559
the first patent for peanut butter was made by a Canadian doctor, Carver made it popular.
and Aztecs and Mayans had peanuts and peanut paste.
>>81001566
God you're pathetic but that's not surprising if you enjoy the proven liar Jas Townsend.
>>80995600
>>80996769
all the dominicans i ever talk to seem to HATE haitians with a burning passion
why is that? just because they're niggers, or is there some past history (war or something) between your countries that makes you hate them?
>>80999404
No, no. You probably haven't had it right. Slightly sweatened cornbread dipped in cold milk is absolutely godly. However, I will agree that straight corn meal with eggs, and milk are shit tier. You have to add more to it to make it delicious, the corn meal of it just makes it filling.
You can add peppers and vegetables and spices. Just work with it really.
>>80994615
flyover detected.
>>80993732
A lot of African food originates from slave food since that's what's been passed down. It's like high quality slave food. Mostly food like corn and peas
>>80996769
>>80995600
>>80996497
>>80998850
>it stopped the hunger pains during famine
Also, they mix the dirt with some water that is sold as having been filled with essential vitamins and minerals.(it probably isn't) So pregnant women eat them a lot.
>>81002170
Yeah. I get that, but now Norway is filthy rich and they subsist of frozen pizzas. That's not really culinary progress.
>>80996494
I had a beef wellington for the first time not too long ago. Don't mean to sound like a kiss ass, but it was one of the best things I have ever eaten. It was pure joy
>>81003392
Imagine this:
>You share the island with another country
>You help the other country with resources and even giving the most medical care for them
>Then they comeback by saying that your country is shit, burns the flag on 27 of february, rapes your women and motivates other countries to give us a bad look.
>Then they ask us again for our help.
We are fucking tired of those mini africa niggers, most of them are the double of violent than a normal Dominican low life.
>>81003392
Including that we've fought against them MANY battles to have our independence.
>>81003762
They have great chefs and good restaurant.
It's the same with Sweden.
But we like to hold on to some of our traditions so for holidays we eat what we've always eaten, even if we could eat better stuff.
No one eats that on a Friday in September.
>>80995022
I like my Malaria medium rare. What about you guys?
>>81004207
Meant to say well done but my joke is garbage anyways
>>81003977
Hey now you know how it feels to be Germany, or any other white country.
>>81004180
What's that that you don't eat on a Friday in September? Traditional food or frozen pizzas.
Wasn't there a whole Scandinavian food revolution when that chef from Noma became famous?
>>80999388
Fuck off kid
>>81004607
I mean we eat traditional food for special days such as christmas.
Normally we eat better food and we have a great food culture and many famous restaurants.
What is it you don't understand?
>>80996469
poor whites still eat that shit in the south. its poor peoples food, not just poor blacks.
organ meat had always been prized as high calorie food. if anything fried foods were expensive from the cost of oil to fry with, even lard and tallow.
innards and offal are used to make all kinds of stuff in southern cooking, like brain gravy, blood sausage, chitlins(white food as fuck) and stuff that is basically haggis but with grits.
>>80996860
looks to me like a meal for ants.
>>81004956
I'm not sure what you don't eat on a Friday in September.
What is soul food? I always hear it in context with the black community? What about it is soul?
>>81005646
"soul food" is just southron food. Niggers are trying to appropriate it by giving it another name.
>>80999009
Will you shut the fuck up already?
>>80993629
The two best chefs in the world are Scottish and Polynesian.
>>80998666
that's right satan.
authentic african cuisine would be mosquito burgers
Black people have always had a tremendous respect for condiments. You'll notice when they're ahead of you in line at a fast food joint they always ask for as much sauce as they can get for free. Used to be the extra sauce was free, but they had to start charging for it because of Black enthusiasm for barbecue sauce and honey. White Americans have a lot to learn from Blacks in this respect.
