>Prime minister: TRESemmé
NEW CABINET
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
SACKED
>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER
>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
Would you Liz Truss?
show me your warface britpol
>>80972718
Praise the Entities of Egypt.
>>80972718
So, Are the Blairites finished? What with comrade Corbyn sending them to the Gulag and all.
Based black brexiter on sky news right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
Is Larry officially the king of brit/pol/ following Nige's resignation?
>tfw Larry will die one day
Are we going to send a card?
>>80972806
I don't see why not.
Get on your knees anon, these boots aren't going to clean themselves.
Are the Gallagher brothers still a big thing in Britain?
>>80972806
I would Truss(t) Liz, to make me cum like a demon
Question: Why do people hate Jeremy Hunt?
>>80972868
Uncontested!
>>80972718
>>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
kek
Why not caps though?
>>80972939
He's a posh boy cunt, sucked Camerons/Murdochs dick to get to where he is
>>80972806
She's the new top mummy, m8
>>80972939
NHS fuckery
>>80972890
mmmmmmmmmmm yes mummy
TRADE DEALS
>>80972871
I'll kill myself when Larry dies.
>>80972864
what kinda name is Fonzi Nutron?
>>80972890
pls maam
>>80972903
Cult thing now really. They're still massive up north though.
just got hired at a restaurant lads as an assistant waiter
how did I do
>there will never EVER be a Labour prime minister ever again
Britain for the British! No Islam, no Judaism, no coloureds, no Slavs, no Meds, no Spaniards!
>>80973020
wew those calves are very attractive
>>80973048
A black mans name, he gr8 though suprisiingly sky gave airtime to a young black (((youth))) who backs brexit
>>80973091
>>80973079
oh jeez
well youll learn some good communication skills if nothing else
>>80973079
>assistant waiter
Huh?
>>80973062
despite Noel's leftist views and being Russel Brands best mate, his banter is classic
>>80973079
What's the difference between a waiter and assistant waiter
>>80973098
Belgium is a non country
>all these tears over Bojo's appointment
Beautiful
>>80973085
>Labour will split and die in your lifetime
Why did theresa the right wing hitler pick amber rudd and philp mohammond.
First of all amber rudd will deport whites and import muslims because theresa may wants sharia law.
Second of all philip mohammond will pull out of the single market and the new crisis will be 10x worse than when norman lamot pulled th uk out of ERM.
Third and not least, Thereaa may eon't reduce immigration at all you idiota.
And at last if Mark carney gets sacked britain is truly doomed because he's the only one with any common sense
Verdict the new governent gets a 4/10
>>80973098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEM18brKZO
>>80973085
>Tfw conservative have had 2 female prime ministers and Labour have had none
>>80972890
tfw when you have a Dominatrix/girlfriend
>>80973085
Nice meme. Now that dodgy Dave, the last conservative with any charisma or leadership qualities has stepped down, and the Blairite scum are being gracious enough to give Corbyn a chance to purge them when he wins leadership again, it's only a matter of time.
>>80973139
I want to open her pork markets
>Reminder
Ignore Swedecucks.
>>80972718
>tfw no mogster in cabinet
why even live?
>>80973079
Makes me remember that anon from another day with his stutterfu
Are you here anon? How's audrey
>>80973163
>>80973153
I have no idea. The other term they used was 'Runner' so I assume its basically just front of house/moving shit. Idk. Doesn't sound particularly difficult.
>>80973141
Hmmm. It is just a summer job so even if it's awful it'll be over in two months.
>>80973206
>UKIP will have a minority leader before Labour
PRETTY PRITI
>harry getting tested for hiv
what if he's poz, lads
>>80973079
the fuck does a waiter need an assistant for?
>>80973098
belgium in a non country
>>80973125
he seemed alright from the minute i saw of him.
>>80972850
The Conservative party are the blarites
>>80973230
Well that photo of The Left Honourable Corbychev appears to be resized for ants.
>>80973250
You would?
Holy fuck is this be most based cabinet we've had in the past century?
I am tempted to say this is one of the most right wing governments (As much as a cuckservative can be right wing)
The EU should be scared.
>>80973342
Holy fuck I didnt even think of that
What an amazing time to be alive
>>80973375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEM18brKZO
>>80973293
You'll be carrying out food/drinks etc. And clearing tables. You won't be taking the orders (yet)
Good for you for getting a job in some capacity though
>>80973398
>right wing
>"social justice" t. mama teresa
choose one
>Andrea Leadsom is Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Enjoy running the department that depends on EU funding more than any other.
DEFRA are absolutely shitting it right now. Just abject panic over how on earth they can function when all the EU rules and systems are removed.
For agriculture, pulling out of the EU is about as dramatic as pulling out of 'petrol' would be for the transport industry.
Re-writing the entire legislative and regulatory systems in 2 years? Inconceivable. In my area, simply commenting on EU regulatory decisions within the deadlines was barely achievable with DEFRA's manpower.
I think a lot of people forget that the EU money that we don't directly get back is actually used for stuff that the UK finds useful. It's not like that net contribution all goes on subsidising infrastructure in poorer countries. It pays for the outsourcing of a huge amount of bureaucracy, that we lack the resources to do ourselves.
>>80973293
100% guaranteed you will be asked to cover as a full waiter about two weeks in because the most attractive waitress has gone on a mandy bender with her manager boyfriend
>>80973377
Oh, shit, yes. But only after a nice caning and cunilingus.
>>80973453
Conservative social-justice is about Libertarianism.
>>80973417
I am Dutch :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>80973377
fugg
>>80973398
I've got a suspicion that all of her leftist rhetoric is just that, rhetoric
So she'll talk about muh wage gap because she knows it play well
>>80973453
>as much as a torrie gov can be right wing
Come on non-country keep up
>>80973421
Doesn't sound too bad unless I have a sperg moment and drop something, hopefully that doesn't happen.
>David Lidington Leader of the House of Commons and Lord President of the Council
anyone here on a 0 hours contract? how is it?
>>80973643
literally who
>>80973377
Legs alert
>>80973265
It's nice to see some Karen posting coming back to brit/pol/. Too many Corbyn/May/catfags in here now.
>>80973532
>S-Stop staring, anon!
>curious about what eric pickles is doing now
>look him up
Lel
People are still being salty on Reddit about Brexit instead of accepting that it's happening. They just keep repeating the referendum campaign. When will they get behind Brexit?
>>80973711
Maybe if we had Karen's based on Larry, May or Corbyn
>>80973507
>>80973559
>If you’re black you are treated more harshly by the criminal justice system than if you’re white.
t. Mama Teresa
>>80973770
>it's real
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>80973748
>this is a 10/10 in Britain
>>80973643
She was never going to give Mogg anything after he backed Leadsom, besides you can't sleep on the front bench
Press F
>>80973711
Nice 711 digits for karen
>>80973676
I was on one for a year, it was brilliant. Could work as much or as little as I wanted, so it meant I almost never had to take annual leave if I wanted a long weekend for example.
If I wanted money, I could work constantly, I earned more than my boss for a couple of months because he was salaried and I was paid hourly.
This was in a hotel, lots of people were on them and liked them. Hardly any issues.
>>80973879
And nothing of value was lost.
>>80973676
i am. theyre fine
somehting like 80% of people say it suits them
only people that complain are the shit workers that never turn up to shifts. they get shafted with shift patterns and obviously its the systems fault and not theirs
turn up, work hard, accept what youve been given and you will find managers suit the shifts to how you want it, with some give and take
>Andrea Leadsom is in her cabinet
I called it, I knew she offered Leadsom a job in her cabinet to get her to stand down
Smart woman that May.
>>80973850
>If your white british working class there's lesa chance for you to get in to university
Theresa may, Suprisngly she's the only leader of the west who has said something like this.
And also she said nothing about muslims being discriminated
>>80973839
Why do you care? why are you not enjoying their tears?
>>80973850
>>If you’re black you are treated more harshly by the criminal justice system than if you’re white.
You are lad
>>80973677
He was the Minister for Europe these past 6 years
>I think the #1 most important job in the government is the climate
>David Lidington is Leader of the House of Commons
>>80974012
>If your white british working class there's less chance for you to get a useful university degree
Fixed that for you.
>>80973879
Shame they were so close to stopping climate change
>>80974092
> fucking madness
lets put this guy in charge lol
>>80974012
She's the 1st to jump onto the next group i need, but she still seems like sjw cancer quoting muh wage gap.
>>80974056
Because they're still British and I hate seeing them being salty instead of going full national socialist.
>>80974003
>>80973926
Tell me this, lads. Do you really think the conservatives have your best interests at heart? When have they ever done anything for working class men like us?
Vote Labour. Join and support Corbyn at once.
>>80974057
with good reason
>>80974012
>If you’re a woman you will earn less than a man.
>>80972806
I'd have deep, post-coital discussions on the state of British cheese imports with her.
>>80974092
Oh don't start this shit. Every single comment in /r/unitedkingdom could be posted for a laugh.
>>80974212
meh tbqh
They can all get gassed for all I care
>>80973843
>desert foxes
Fuck sake Japan
>>80974092
>Wiltshire
Fucking hippie cunts
>>80973676
I was on one. Started out fine, I'd get 40 hours of work a week. Went to shit within a few months and I got less and less hours and half the time I'd turn up for work only to be told to go home because I wasn't needed.
Before I quit I was lucky to be getting 8 hours a week.
>>80973676
What's that?
>>80973839
>WAHH WHY WONT THEY GET BEHIND A CAMPAIGN THAT'S GOING TO FUCK OVER THEIR FUTURE REEE
Sounds like you're the salty faggot here.
I think I love her, lads.
>>80974092
>most important job is stopping something that doesn't exist
>>80974238
That is correct
>>80974003
Eh, not really surprising.
Even if Leadsom had lost naturally she still would have automatically been in the cabinet - she's a visible, pro-brexit woman. If May had sacked Gove AND denied Leadsom a position it would just look pretty.
Leadsom stood down because she couldn't really bear the idea of 8 weeks of constant shit-stirring just to win a position a majority of MPs wouldn't have really agreed with (i.e. look at Labour and see how they're doing), all whilst keeping the nation in a tenuous eight weeks of uncertainty. It was a sensible idea.
>David’s true legacy is not about the economy but about social justice ... From the introduction of same-sex marriage to taking people on low wages out of income tax altogether, David Cameron has led a one nation government and it is in that spirit that I also plan to lead.
>David's true legacy
>social justice
>introduction of same-sex marriage
legalise weed when?
Based black brexit man
LEGS
E
G
S
>>80973196
>philip mohammond will pull out of the single market
At least we'll still be winners in the doubles market
>>80973770
His job description is literally to make sure the 6 trillion are never forgotten... you can't make this shit up
>Sir Eric’s work is to ensure that the lessons of the Holocaust are never forgotten, including by future generations
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/sir-eric-pickles-announced-as-uk-envoy-on-post-holocaust-issues
>>80974350
You need to go back.
>>80974396
Never you degenerate
>>80973098
Belgium is a non country
>>80974359
Is she married and have kids?
Oh shit...
>>80974396
Hopefully never
>>80974501
No way
>>80973850
Not a country
So what happens when she finishes appointing cabinet ministers? Does she get on with the exciting shit?
>>80973676
>anyone here on a 0 hours contract? how is it?
Absolutely shit if you're trying to convince a bank to give you a mortgage or other large loan. Might suit people in other circumstances
>>80974593
>>80973196
$0.02 has been deposited in your shill account.
Stay Loyal, Sven!
>>80973850
DAMP
>>80974092
>the posh kids argue
Why do these people always tout this line when the Tories do something they don't like? Do they want uneducated "working class" morons running the country instead? And hasn't she appointed an education secretary with a public education?
And how can climate change possible be the most important job in the government? That makes absolutely no sense.
>>80974501
MADMAN
>>80974413
>>80974635
>only way Leavecucks can counter-argue against someone is by posting in memes
>>80974215
>vote for an IRA sympathising socialist
No.
Nintendo have been really comfy lately.
>>80973874
>>80974501
Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>80974396
Dont'
>>80974844
It's too expensive for what it is. Better to get a Pi 3 instead.
>>80974808
>implying meme magic isn't powerful enough to defeat any argument
fuck me, lads. £30 parcelforce fee for a 9000 yen order.
>>80974701
You don't get it anon. The Working Class caused this by voting, making the POSHOS actually work. while the POOR UNDERPRIVILEGED MIDDLE CLASS complain and whine on twitter/facebook all day
>>80974884
i wish karen had a figma
So what is the general consensus on the cabinet after today? I have to confess my ignorance over a lot of these names.
>>80974501
He has legit autism, doesn't he
>>80974803
I want one of these desu
>>80974935
untorylike rubbish
>>80974460
>>80974540
>>80974884
Get a real job you fucking drug peddlers
>>80973850
>>80974803
>UKIP Leader Nigel Farage MEP
How times change
>>80974932
Take your weebshit to /jp/, you people are absolutely pathetic
>>80974819
Comrade, I notice you haven't answered my question. What have the conservatives done for people like us? The kind of people who would consider going on zero hour contracts? Nothing; they don't care for us. Corbyn is the only one who does. Wake up.
Lads, how is Steven Woolfe going to align UKIP when it comes to immigration if he likely becomes leader?
Does anyone actually know clearly what his position will be?
I thought Nuttall would probably have gone for a more populist tone on restricting it more, while Evans or Carswell would have cucked it up with liberal let them in faggotry.
But where does Woolfe stand on immigration? Any clarity?
>>80974935
they'll say all the right things and generate lots of le spicy maymays while we continue to sink into demographic winter. sick bantz tho ahah
>>80975076
The fuck?
I don't want cannabis in my country legally or illegally you mongoloid
>>80974932
>tfw free postage on a 12428 yen order
>>80973879
>Believing the climate change meme
>>80975076
I don't do drugs. I don't wanna get gunned down tbhfampai.
And it's degenerate
>>80975143
All Nigel's key allies are supporting him, so I'm sure he's going to be fine on immigration.
German SDP politician is butthurt at the new cabinent
>>80975186
You should start being realistic then, dumbfuck.
>>80975213
anime is degenerate
>>80975213
Anime is also degenerate, please kys
>>80974501
Based. Gove is a genuine patriot.
>>80975113
>not liking anime
>on 4chan
pick one
>>80975275
The fuck?
Neck yourself you spastic cunt
>>80972718
But TRESemmédoes a great job on my hair.
>>80975272
"Voices from the Shed"
>>80975113
no.
>>80974935
David Davis is a big proponent of free speech
Priti Patel is pretty
>>80975196
how'd you get so lucky? The item I ordered was only available with EMS, sadly.
>>80975213
I meant to ask; how is the whole Drugs thing going over there now that Duterte 'Do Cocaine? I'll bring the pain' took power?
>>80975275
>>80975322
Animation is free speech!
>>80975387
Why the fuck would I need to like anime to talk about politics on a politics board?
The absolute STATE of you
>>80975396
You're actually dumber than I thought, jesus christ.
>>80975272
Maybe he could teach nurses how to take blood on the first attempt.
>>80975468
Fuck, forgot to drop trip after rewarding Sven
Trump's picked Mike Pence as his running mate
Well at least we're not Sweden-tier
...YET
>>80975468
Lots of comfirmed and suspected druggies getting killed and arrested. Some who surrender get lighter sentences.
Funny that mosts druggies arrested were chinese
>>80975259
Hope so, if he does could be a great leader possibly, would make the pc liberal faggots in the media squirm as they would find it harder to criticise him on immigration policy since he would be the first mixed race leader of a UK political party.
>>80975272
I'm pretty sure that Dracula is in Germany as an Transylvanian refugee right now. He's being persecuted by villagers in his home country.
>>80975517
Reasonable JeJ
>>80975575
Still isn't confirmed by trump until tomorrow, but yeah, likely pence
>>80975473
it's still degenerate.
>>80975455
I was buying CD's, and the site I was buying from gives free delivery past a 10,000 Yen order.
IT DOESN'T COUNT WHEN THE "RIGHT WING" DOES IT
>>80974359
She cucked her husband
>>80975473
Did he say that? Because I dislike anime highly.
>>80975599
Does everyone in the country love Duterte? Any groups or factions opposing him particularly?
>>80975752
Funny how the left-wing identity politics brigade have suddenly gone extremely quiet over May's appointment
Where's my 50 guardian articles?
>>80975752
that clapping emoji thing is perfect because you know they'd do that in your face if they weren't afraid of getting merked. smug cunts
>>80975790
What kind of British wife doesn't cheat from time to time?
>>80975752
>clapping
WHY AREN'T YOU CLICKING OMG THIS IS SO TRIGGERING
>>80975752
The patriarchy channels misogyny through women you shitlord. It's men's fault that May isn't the correct woman for the job.
>>80975680
judging people by their interests and hobbies is degenerate.
Bye bye Germany
>A record 998,000 people left Germany last year, a 9 percent increase compared with 2014.
>That led to net migration of 1.14 million, also an all-time high figure, the Statistics Office said.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-germany-idUSKCN0ZU1ZD
>>80975680
t. Aloni Goldstein who can't Jew his way in.
>>80975752
If Eagle became PM, it would set the feminist cause back so much that women would probably have the right to vote revoked.
>>80975813
Fake tweet obviously. Someone posted it here, kek.
>>80975858
He has the highest satisfaction rate right now. It's just the facebook normies, the liberal universities, the (((human rights))) commision and the establishment that's angry.
>>80976036
anime is still degenerate
>>80976109
what does that even mean
>>80975923
What are you implying about her Majesty
LABOUR COLLAPSE WHEN?
>>80976154
Eagle would tank this country
So would Corbyn
Labour is fucking done
it's finished.
over.
DEAD.
F I N A L O U T C O M E
>>80974940
Yes he does.
It's actually quite concerning.
I hope his wife is taking care of him so he doesn't top himself or something.
>>80976243
Three weeks ago
>bregg - sit
>>80976194
Would you rather I post men?
Europe is so fucking butthurt.
What the fuck is IDS doing?
>>80976378
What is this meme
>>80976340
Hnnnng
>>80976387
That's actually marginally better.
>>80976194
Animu and Mango is one of the few forms of media that isn't under the influence of Jewish media cronies. Look at when the UN tried to shut it down under the facade of "violence against wymyn"
>>80973839
Saw a cuck on r/unitedkingdom call May a fascist.
I mean holy fucking shit it's like they were all dropped on their heads as children.
![1430315253078[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jcvZV95.jpg "1430315253078[1].jpg")
>>80976434
it's not a meme
>>80976519
Please shut the fuck up you embarrassing worthless trash
>>80972879
Cute!
>>80976519
doesn't make it any less degenerate.
>>80976618
It's even worse because they're thick as shit but they think they're actually smart
So frustrating
>>80976661
Yeah it is
This is either a brit/int/ or brit/pol/ meme
Who the fuck is that anyway
>>80976730
Even the mods agree on them. They ban and delete anything that opposes their cuckhold principles
>>80976618
There are mongs that ACTUALLY think the Tories are far-right
Let that sink in for a bit
>Appoint Eurosceptics into meme cabinet positions like Foreign Secretary (which has little of its former relevance because most of its activities are decided by SpAds to the PM rather than the Foreign Secretary himself) and Le Brexit Minister
>Put viciously liberal Tories - the worst of the worst - into all other more important positions including Education and Justice
>Conservative people supporting it because they think that they'll take us out of the EU
>Liberals support it because they know that even if we leave the EU Britain is still going to go the way they want it to go
It's fucking genius
>>80976511
so buff naked men is better than Rule 63 poltical figures?
>>80974803
>tfw you have one of these signed by Nigel
>>80976755
are kev
anyone else uncomfortable with a woman having her fingers on the nukes?
>>80976434
From /sp/
Guy in this picture
>>80976661
is a trip from Wales who claims to be a womaniser.
Sure Am glad I filtered YKTD
>>80976808
You're late today.
>>80976243
He wants a referendum on a deal with the rejection of the deal meaning we stay in the EU?
I'm sure the EU would give us a good deal knowing this.
Have you lads seen this
http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/brexitjustice
>>80976853
Who
FFS, lads...
Neil is identity politics'n on Twitter about Donald Trump's VP
>>80976822
they're both degenerate but gay people are less faggots
>>80976755
See
>>80976870
Trip called 190cmMasterRace from /sp/ though based on his posts he posts on /pol/ anonymously.
>>80976822
>the Japs literally made Curtis Lemay the devil
Fucking kek
I also question why based Louis has a Jap flag background
James CLEVERly, mp for BRAINtree.
kek
>ban cartoons that I don't like!!
>Priti Patel as Int. Dev.
Thank God, she doesn't fuck around, hopefully we'll finally get a decent development strategy that isn't "throw money at them"
Say my name
>>80975143
Woolfe is very clued up on immigration, as he is/was UKIP's immigration spokesperson, so we assume he takes the standard uncucked UKIP approach to immigration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onrqRw9JWv8
>>80976870
>claims to be a womaniser.
Oh, okay.
Well that's all kinds of autistic.
>>80976992
I think I am beginning to see the big picture now. I'm just going to filter the image dimensions.
DAMP
>>80977052
DAMP
>>80973265
I am here
Audrey is coming in for her DBS check tomorrow, texted her earlier to set it up and she put an x on her reply
>>80976870
>>80976992
I honestly thought it was a young Moggy without his glasses
>>80977052
LOW GRADE BANK CLERK
>>80976894
He regularly gets dialysis treatment for his kidney failure so he can't post here as regularly as he used to.
Remember, brit/pol/, don't abuse alcohol or you'll end up like YKTD.
>>80977052
Who are you?
>>80977052
Homer van Reichstag
>>80977004
Operation Tideforce
This Week confirmed to be an SJW special.
