How does this make you feel, /pol/?
Nothing.
Just looks like an appeal to millenials.
>>80971872
It's brilliant
>Black Lives Matter is against pokémon go
>Hillary is pro BLM
>Trump is pro Go
>Hillary must stand with BLM and denounce Go
It might actually cost her the election
it gets kida outside, like when trump was growing up, it's a good thing
bit cringy that so many ''adults'' are playing it though
>>80971872
Make Pokemon Real
>>80972473
Lmao, can't wait for her to come out and say the game is racist.
>>80971998
First post best post.
>>80972473
>>Black Lives Matter is against pokémon go
?
>>80972594
Yeah so instead of being zombies inside they can go outside and disrupt traffic being zombies outside.
Make
Anime
Great
Again
>>80972594
Fuck pokemon go and fuck hipster fags with the whole lolsonerdy xd
>>80972473
This would be interesting.
>>80971998
FPBP
Of course. It's great for the economy. Businesses can buy 'stops' and thus bring in customers. More people are out and about, driving more, consuming more.
>>80972787
Or how about this - raise your fucking kids better so they dont play in traffic like retards?
>>80972654
In b4 she says pokemon are an analogy to the african slave trade.
>pokemon are naturally roaming free in nature
>white man comes along and "captures" them
>forces them to fight others of their kind to the death for their entertainment and to gain wealth
>pokemon are slaves
I mean you could easily twist it that way.
>>80971872
>Trump wants to walk around Manhattan with his grandkids catching Pokémons
That's cute
>>80972737
how do you even work a computer anon?
>>80971872
Good move, for whatever god forsaken reason the MSM is trying to make Pokemon Go look bad and shame anyone who likes it.
>Pokemon Go is racist it is a death sentence for Black people!
>Pokemon Go is ablest it makes disabled fans depressed!
>Pokemon Go is dangerous it caused a major traffic accident! A woman discovered a dead body!
>Pokemon Go is anti-semitic! People are being disrespectful and catching Pokemon in Holocaust museums, Nintendo put a koffing in one!
>>80972819
Fuck you dude say that to me at the local Pokemon gym not online faggot see what happens.
I still have my Pokemon cards from back when I was a kid battle me IRL I don't give a fuck.
>>80971872
Pokémon Go™ is the most red pilled game in decades. One of the best.
Join Team Red and pill the masses
wtf I hate hillary now..
>>80971872
He probably hired someone to hold Trump Tower and will soon authorize contingent of Secret Service to hold the White House while he's away.
Literally this. Embarrassing.
>>80973096
>shit, the goyim are exercising and making friends with strangers! we need them unhealthy and isolated!! STOP THESE GODDAMN NIPS!!!
>>80972594
Porn watching is slightly down, social media use is slightly down, people are going outside/socializing irl more. People are exercising more (to hatch eggs etc). Doesn't seem too bad to me
I hear Hillary plays Fallout NV which is why I am now a #HillBilly
>>80971872
I never thought for one second that Pokemon would impact my entire life this much. I played Blue and Gold and that was it... I stopped in 2003. What the fuck is going on?
>2016 elections
>everyone is expecting crazy elections decided by violence
>everything gets decided by Pokemon
WE'RE FUCKING WEAK AS SHIT JUST COME ON IN WITH YOUR ARMIES NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME DON'T MIND US GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL DESU
>>80972867
Yep, my employer has been doing it for a few days now at a brick-and-mortar subsidiary near a large university.
Dubs decide what kind of Pokemon is Trump
>>80973218
>Making a one-sentence comment is literally the same as making it part of your official campaign
Oh you
POKEMON
CONFIRMED
FOR
RED PILLED
What's Trump's favourite pokemon?
>>80973155
>he isn't Aryan master-race Instinct
>>80973474
Raichu
>>80973474
>>80973474
Machamp
>>80973474
>>80973536
gotta be this
He probably know the game considers 2 of son are about 30.
There is no way they didnt play pokemon during 2000's without daddy trump knew about it
Downloaded the game last night. Live in the sticks so I'm just gonna get high, drive around tonight and see what I can find.
Fuck walking lel.
>>80973536
Meowth
>>80973553
>Instink
Please be b8
>>80973474
Mewtwo
>>80973474
Make
America
Great
Again
>>80973474
Yungoos
>>80973703
(my champ) <3
>>80973275
A friend of mine finally convinced me to play this game. Instead of spending money shopping or eating like normally, we walked around parks that I didn't even realize existed and had friendly conversations with people about catching magmars.
It was pretty cool.
>>80973474
Ditto
>>80973766
Just because you chose Team Kiddie doesn't mean the rest of us must make the same mistake.
>>80973474
Lickitung
>>80973474
Captain America Mon
>>80973911
LUL
>>80972654
http://www.vox.com/2016/7/11/12149664/pokemon-go-augmented-reality-racist
>>80973911
TRUMP IS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
ALPHA AND OMEGA
>>80972893
>progressive social ideology
>raising kids right
What country you live in?
>>80973474
>>80973536
is there a Pokemon that's nothing but a brick wall yet? Or is that 2 or 3 generations away still
>>80973739
>live in the middle of nowhere with nothing but wheat fields and forest around me
>on third world tier DSL so I can't even play online games
>download pokemon go on my phone hoping for something to play
>can't play because my phone is too old
>can't justify blowing 600 bucks on a phone just for a mobile game
rural life is suffering sometimes
>>80973911
Nice!
>>80973911
>>80973911
Happy #Hiroshima! The best Pokemons are caught in Trump Tower. I love Japanese!
>>80974106
Bastiodon
is their a gym at the white house?
>>80973911
trump can be whatever you want him to be
>>80973911
never forget
Really makes you think.
>>80971872
No funtime for you Mr. Trump. You need to make america great again.
>>80973911
>trump is ditto
>digits are 9/11
If this isn't meme magic I don't know what is
>>80973218
The Dark Side is a redpill
>>80973726
Doesn't NYC have a Pokemon store
They probably dragged him there at some point
>>80974304
>>80973553
>>80973766
>>80973932
Mystic is for edge-lords and Valor is for Chads. Instinct is objectively the best team. Instinct is objectively the most red-pilled team.
>>80973474
>>80971872
where were you when Trump won the election?
>>80974304
>brought to Alola to control alien rodent population
>>80974467
Instinct is for niggers. Literally. Niggers follow their instincts when they chimp out. Go away nigger team.
>>80974419
>Doesn't NYC have a Pokemon store
Yeah, it used to be one of the few non-Japanese Pokemon Centers.
It was remodeled into a general Nintendo store back in 2005.
>>80974261
>yfw Nintendo spawn a mewtwo in Trump Tower
>>80972654
>Muh Pokemon Go is racist
Can't wait to see BLM and liberals ridicule themselves.
>>80972473
HES PLAYING 9999999TH DIMENSION ULTRA GO, AND SHES COLORING OUTSIDE THE LINES OF A COLORING BOOK
>>80974494
Is there a more sultry bug than this?
>>80974604
Fuck off, Americoon. Your 'team' sucks dick.
>>80974770
Lmao nice comeback nerd
>>80974135
Playing Pokemon Go in a rural area sucks anyway, the density of Pokemons and PokeCenters is pretty damn low.
Usually I cringe at shit like this, but Trump is so likeable.
Hillary at the dem debate ending her speech with "AND MAY THE FOOOORCE BE WIIIIIIiiiiiTH yooooooUUUuuuu..." with her patented fake enthusiasm was just painful.
>>80974649
>yfw you only catch squirtles
>>80973474
>US Election: November 2
>Pokemon Sun and Moon Release Date: November 18
>This pokemon
Daily reminder that the 2016 US Presidential Election is a viral marketing scheme for Nintendo
>>80973218
I am revolted every time I see an article with the head line "absolutely Slayed"
>>80974022
ahh vox. Never change.
>>80973474
>>80973911
>>80974221
Make
Ditto
Transform
Again
>>80971872
>How do you do, fellow kids?
>>80975446
>How do you do, fellow /POL/ish people?
>>80974858
I thought rural areas had more pokemon? If they don't that's pretty gay.
>>80975078
Japs support Trump. Jews truly fear the Samurai.
>>80975350
Another hint that there are actually two Trumps, red tie and blue tie
wtf i hate trump now
>>80971872
>asking the next POTUS about kids games
>>80975078
>Yungoos is not a Pokémon that is native to the Alola region. It was brought to the region to help deal with the explosive population of a certain other Pokémon, and now Yungoos are commonly seen around the Alola region.
>>80973218
>"professional" communication faggots are litteraly being paid to make that trash up in order to make dumb/young people vote
FUCK
THIS
GAY
PLANET
>>80975594
But Trump loves the Jews and wishes he was one....
>>80975592
pokemon will randomly and spontaneously generate wherever, but the pokecenters and gyms and stuff are tied to actual local landmarks.
I don't play it, but I hear that here in Montreal, a lot of the landmarks are things Only Montreal Kidz Would Know, like prominent tag walls and local non-famous churches, so they're apparently manually set and curated by people local to big cities.
I'd imagine that there simply isn't the budget or wealth of interesting irl landmarks in rural areas to make for any good pokemon-themed geochaching content.
>>80973218
how this doesnt just alienate young voters further by being so fake and poseurish is beyond me
>>80974726
>>80971872
he is busy playing a superior card game
>>80971872
No true Aryan can resist he implicit whiteness of Pokemon Go
>>80975446
>Not know that Pokemon is popular as fuck in New York
They had the first international Pokemon Center and Pikachu being a regular at Macy's Parade tells that Pokemon is loved there
>>80974726
>depraved furfags on /pol/
I don't know whether to be glad or not.
>>80976128
My absurdly tiny town has landmarks and photos of things only locals would know and didnt have photos of before. I was actually really impressed. Someone had to do it personally.
>>80973474
make America great again
>>80976379
Fucking no chin Spencer. Aryan my ass...
>>80975871
It's worse than that.
They COULD be getting paid, but they are probably doing it FOR FREE to support Hillary.
If Hillary wins, they can look back and say "See that post? It made a difference." And
>>80975592
Pokemon spawn rate is apparently tied to population density, so you get tons of wild pokemon in the cities and almost none out in the country. It's absurd and completely backwards.
>>80974106
Not Pokemon but there is a Yokai in YW that is literally a wall.
The name's is Noway.
YW is shit.
>>80972933
Nintendo, hell, JAPAN would come out and laugh at her.
>>80973096
>>Pokemon Go is dangerous it caused a major traffic accident!
This is a valid complaint though...anon.
Not Pokemon Go's fault however.
>>80972997
That is really cute.
>>80976613
it's an implicit chin
>>80974414
Sith Code Best Code
>>80974684
I really, really hope we get to see an image of jinx in a BLM protest soon.
>>80976475
Yeah, I think they had consultants from every city larger than Bumblefuck. Like I said, the Montreal pokecentres are stuff like tag walls and local community centres and smalltime churches and just particularly pretty but still private buildings. Things you wouldn't find in a tourist handbook, but locals would know about off the tops of their heads
as far as i can tell, they did a good job
>>80972787
>>80972787
>>80972787
Once these people start getting used to going outside, they might start putting down the phone and looking at the world around them.
It's turning the indoor masses into mobilized people.
This is the first step.
>>80972737
I think it has something to do with niggers don't feel safe on the streets because they fear a cop will drive up right next to them and shoot them. Because you know the system is out to get them and all the police officers are KKK members.
I'm going to do an Austrian AAR for the Seven Years Mod.
I'm taking over the gyms at some "Day of Rage" protest parks tomorrow, with Trump-named pokemon B)
What android version does this game require? When that game arrives here I might give it a try as well.
>>80977559
Is the Japanese ultra-right shinto illuminati behind this?
>>80974684
Jinx is literally doing "hands up dont shoot"
Fucking LMAO
>>80977753
Ah crap, it wants Kitkat.
Looks like I have to install Cyanogenmod.
>>80977822
kek confirms!
thank you based nips
>>80972473
Trump is truly a master chess strategist
Trump knows he can use Pokemon Go to surveil and arrest BLM/ISIS terrorists. Pic related
>>80972473
Mericuh politics.
Now make one of the candidate say: burgers are overated i prefer salatt... And elections are over
>>80973474
speggs weedle :D
I know you cucks have your memes and arguments but I don't care.
The proof that Trump is our hero lies in the hearts of Japan and Trump knows it.
The REAL Greatest Ally: Japan.
>>80973474
Entei
If I don't get them fuck this, he's clearly entei.
>gee.....I sure wish I had time for that useless bullshit
>>80978111
That's the trojan apk that's floating around the web; it's not the original.
>>80978225
>German Nationalist that wants to make his country great again wants to strengthen Japan and give them nukes so they never get nuked again
Really makes you think
>>80977714
Who the fuck are these niggers who keep claiming they are le anonymous?
Are these Reddit fags looking to be cool and edgy or something?
>>80976084
Trump is just playing the long game. He knows exactly who he has to pander to so that he can become POTUS.
>>80973474
obviously
>>80971998
It's an insult to millenials. "I wish I had time" implies that those lazy kids need to get jobs.
>>80973002
>>80972473
I would have assumed blacks were happy with Pokemon GO. It makes it a lot easier for them to steal phones.
Trumps pandering has been beyond pathetic for sometime now. His original appeal was because he wasnt afraid to speak his mind, but now he has fallen into line.
>>80978670
>strawmanning
>>80971872
Pokemon go is gay, but I'll use this as bait to pis off peopple who hate Trump.
>>80978670
Yup, if I didn't learn so much about the world here I'd say I was wasting time though, maybe I should cut back on the pol just a bit and keep it to an hour a day. One day, I want to be like Trump and travel the world in my spare time.
>>80972737
White people love it
>>80978670
>Le Trump always has secret bantz in everything he says argument.
Maybe he actually meant what he said? Wouldn't that be INSANE?
>>80972473
Why does BLM hate the game?
Is it something about enslaving creatures?
"Ash is a loser, plain and simple. The guy's come in what, 4th AT BEST in the Pokemon league? He's had the same Pikachu for almost 20 years now and he can't even win a single tournament. The guy has 3, count em, THREE flying types on his team right now, and he doesn't even use a winner like Tauros or Kingler anymore."
>>80973002
>being this autistic when somebody asks you a question that you have to refer them to the internet for the answer
>>80972473
>political and racial tensions over pokemon
>southpark said it in 2000
>>80972594
Not really. You have to walk around to play it. Walking = exercise. Exercise = less fatties. Less fatties = less degeneracy. It's great, really.
>>80971872
This.
>>80971998
>>80978670
it can easily be interpreted as both
he intended this
>>80978721
already heard of a story where someone was mugged after they were lured into an area with the promise of rare pokemons
>>80973330
>besmirching NV
heresy
>>80979419
>he intended this
I get the Taco Bowl tweet, but you guys are just being retarded
Notice the quotations.
>hey Trump you play Pokemon go???
I wish I had time. Next question.
HEADLINE!!!! TRUMP WISHES HE HAD TIME TO PLAY POKEMON. HE LOVES IT
>>80979419
The mastermind wins both the pro-pokemon crowd AND the anti-pokemon crowd
Truly underwater 4 dimensional chess
>>80971872
>yfw Trump is the real-life equivalent of Silph Co.
>>80979419
the absolute madman
>>80974392
there are people right now that deny KEK's existence
>>80979419
I'd believe it.
But it's far more likely simply lamenting on not being able to spend time with grand kids walking around catching the pokemans.
>>80973553
>>80974467
>"Why yes, I am a member of team instinct."
>>80979287
>is it anime?
ofc it is
>is it promoting a healthier life though?
yes
its a double sided sword desu
>>80978922
Its kind of nice having an opinion on literally everything that happens but also pretty useless
>>80975036
not really played much more than 10 minutes, wish i got squirtles, i had pokemon blue when it came out, squirtle was my first ever pokemon and goddamn i fucking love that blue cunt
One of my friends, who's a fatass tub of lard with severe social anxiety, got outside thanks to this game.
We downloaded it early and spent some time walking around London, catching pokemon and so on. He was always tired after a session, but he loves it.
Since it drains so much battery, we always stopped in places like Cafe Nero to recharge the batteries and grab a coffee/drink, and he even managed to get the number off of a shy-looking girl also playing Pokemon Go (He threw down a lure, we started talking about it, she came to thank us for it.)
We even met one of our school teachers from years ago playing, and we've made several new friends from walking around common lure hotspots.
He's lost a fair amount of weight, is happier, more positive, and more willing to go outside.
Pokemon Go is literally the best thing for sad shut-ins. I hope it continues to shape society.
>>80975592
i was hoping that if you lived near the sea then you would get some normals and mostly water type pokemon, also that say you lived in the hills/mountains then you'd get the relevant pokemon to your location which would give more cause for trading pokemon with each other.
Shame really.
>>80971872
Tfw you will never run into the Emperor while catching electric rats.
I don't feel a particular way. Everyone and their grandma is playing.
>>80981449
Good for him.
>>80971872
>>80973474
Ludicolo.
>>80981449
>tfw you will never experience autistic love like this
Being NEET is suffering.
>>80981449
>He's lost a fair amount of weight,
In the small span of time it's been out?
pokemon is cancer i used to play it dozens upon dozens of hours a day and i know it is cancer
It's an innocent game that fosters in a healthy community and at least a minor amount of physical outside activity.
Also
>Mfw Trump wins and claims the White House as his Gym
>He remains undefeated millennia later.
>>80981618
I like it, it's getting people out of the house, and interacting with others, I've already met several people playing it that otherwise probably wouldn't be out.
Let them play the game, it's not hurting anyone, and much like Wii Fit, it's helping people.
>>80981848
You would be surprised at exactly how quickly you can lose weight if you do even minimal physical activity.
>>80971872
I still use a flip phone I can't play pokemon go.
>>80973002
>PETA
>Virtual fantasy animals
kek
>>80971872
>Trump is pro pokemon go
>the only "people" that play that shit are leftist nu male manchildren
>they drop it just because trump said that
>Nintendo goes bankrupt thanks to Trump
what a time to be alive
>>80981848
He looks a little thinner around the face, has more endurance... Not much, but the start of something good. I hope, anyway.
>>80973218
I'd fire the idiot that came up with her symbol if I were her. Trump's got "make america great again" while she's the one with the narcissistic symbol fit for a fascist. Even Obama's was "yes we can", not "yes I can" or "I can do it for you"
>>80981449
this, it's helping people like me.
this pokemon shit is a cover up for hillary investigation by the feds
screencap this
>tfw I have zero interest in Pokemon Go
>tfw this means I've finally outgrown my autistic tendencies
>tfw I guess I'm an adult
I've made it /pol/. There's hope for all of us.
>>80981848
fat people lose weight easier.
>>80973218
Is Clintons campaign still in 1992? Thought star trek faux pas were done with
>>80981848
You can lose weight really fast if you move around for the whole day multiple days in a row. This is why being a fatass and saying "muh genetics" is a horrible excuse. It just means you're lazy. Unless you have some actual disease that makes you overweight, rather than "big bones".
>>80982120
Except all normies play it, so by not playing it you are being autistic
>>80982120
probably has more to do with the game forcing you to get off of your fat ass and leave the house, rather than you maturing to the point where videogames no longer interest you.
>>80982388
What gen 1 is Trump's favorite?
>>80982433
I'm not fat, I'm 5'4" and 140lbs
>>80982502
Metapod.
>>80973002
https://archive.is/yDTz6
>>80982582
Manlet.
>>80982719
wtf is a manlet
don't be mad just because I'm fit mate
>>80972473
can someone bring me up to speed on blm vs pokemon go? what is racist about the game? or do they not bother to give a reason?
>>80973474
How has nobody posted this Maga Lion yet?
When is this fucking game released in South America
Everyone keeps talking about it and I hate it but I want to play now.
>>80973474
Bidoof.
>>80983063
Anon no.
You will be murdered by the Drug lords and the roving packs of niggers.
>>80971872
Makes me not want to vote for him anymore. He's a weeb/millenial sympathizer.
>>80973474
arcanine
>>80977714
Only you can see your Pokemon's nicknames.
>>80982582
5 t 4 inches?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>80973002
>>80972473
I'm finally starting to like this timeline.
>>80974684
tfw original jynx was changed to less niggerer
http://youtu.be/LzPtFz-baMg
Good for a laugh
>>80984023
Same with Mr.Popo.
>>80971872
MAKE AMERICA RED AGAIN
GO TEAM VALOR!
Im just surprised that no ones has called the robbers taking advantage of this Team Rocket/Rockets.
>>80979005
ANON WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL.
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY UNHINGED.
>>80984848
I'll just keep pretending that this is real life.
>>80979522
Sounds like the plot of an anime.
>>80984848
thank you universe
>>80971872
>Idiot Interviewer: "So what do you think about <insert frivolous nonsense"
>Trump: "Hahhaa, I wish I had the spare time in my life for <frivolous nonsense>"
>Idiot Interviewer: "THIS JUST IN, TRUMP LIKES <frivolous nonsense!"
>>80981848
you can literally lose pounds a day if you're overweight and all you do is walk outside all day.
If BLM hates something it can't be all bad.
>>80982063
She literally stole it from FedEx . Subliminally symbolizing "I can bring you things"...like FedEx does.
>>80982983
It requires you to walk around like a madman with no real destination.
This looks fishy to a cop if you're a Dindu, and will likely end with a confrontation/murder.
>>80973218
hello fellow kids
>>80986420
So, when will she stop pretending that she's human?
>>80979203
>take a helpful screenshot
>autistic
Why are you so bitter
>>80979203
There's a difference between being autistic and simply not being a retard.
Case in point: you are both autistic and a retard.
>>80971872
Pokemon Go is ANTI KIKE.
Pokemon Go is making people do what the kikes DONT WANT.
Kikes want everyone to sit on their ass and keep being NEET faggots and pokemon go makes them do the complete opposite.
Pokemon Go is GOOK owned, the jews fear the samurai.
What the fuck is that shit even, I have not heard about it until last week, it appeared seamingly out of nowhere and suddenly everyone is playing it.
Am I already out of the loop?
>>80987354
yes
>>80971872
This guy is a fucking meme.
>>80986774
after she kicks off WW3
>>80988293
Good of you to finally notice.
>>80971872
It probably would be nice for him to take a break and play games with his grand children, but trump is sacrificing his time to Make America Great. He's doing this for his family, and for the nation.
>>80982850
>>80982582
That's disgusting. Please stop trying to defend yourself.
>>80987184
Pokemon Go is a CIA Information farm.
It literally looks at every little thing on your phone.
Ghost is gonna be pissed. He fucking HATES Pokemon Go, now his man likes the game. Watch Ghost jump ship
>>80981741
Underrated
>>80981449
I..I hope it becomes a thing in Bulgaria.
That app wants constant internet access, right? I don't have it..
>>80989485
this and probably tracks users habits for socialization/initiative ect
Also am I the only one who noticed pikachu is no longer a fat rat?
>>80985211
That's what actually happened.
>>80971872
he is hard on top of this shit man.
I swear.
>>80972737
>Diglet
>Niglet
Looks like a 30s caricature of nigs. Based Japs they don't give a fuck
>>80989852
>I..I hope it becomes a thing in Bulgaria.
fuck you, redditor
I hope it doesn't. It's autistic as fuck. Also we're not autistic manchildren like americans. Few people would play it.
>>80972473
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
>>80971872
>ctrl +F
>no baron
his kid is like 10, hes probably playing it the whole day. Melania is calling Trump
>>80990169
I can kinda see it becoming popular with 13-14 year olds, but not so much with older people.
It's still gonna be neat to see, tho.
>>80978670
>having free time is a bad thing
>having a job means you have no free time
>going out to meet people who you automatically share a common interest with through the app is a bad thing
>>80973911
Ditto can transform into a wall
>>80977822
witnessed
