>>80970735
Canadians are honestly great people
>>80970844
Yeah, but they really are a bunch of weak fags
>>80970735
You sweden certainly don't have that right either.
>>80971128
But even their tards are cucks who dress up as women? Think about it. Even their tards.
When I lived there they were never done criticising America and Americans, it was kinda sad really.
>>80970735
Canadians are just smug assholes who criticize America, yet they don't experience the same problems of America due to being a small, racially homogeneous, population dense country. 90+% of Canadians live in the Southernmost areas.
Yall niggers.
>>80970735
wtf i thought this was only on my porn folder
>sweden
>>80973083
Leaf.
There are a lot of Canadian (actual) retards/autists on Youtube because of their social welfare system or whatever they get free internet.
The potato dance is a time honored and beautiful tradition of Canada.
>>80970735
Didn't laugh at the disabled kids, but I got a big laugh at the idiot on the bottom left.
>also, sweden criticizing anything
>>80974155
It originates in P.E.I.
>>80973918
>>80971258
>>80970735
>>80970735
as is the tradition
>>80976006
Yep that's Canada
>>80976312
>>80976192
Are you so butthurt you had to open the Sweden folder, hmm? Leafy?
>>80976597
>>80976457
sven
you're done.
>>80976597
For every bait you can find of canada, i can find 100 instances of sweden being cucked
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/punching-white-woman-hate-crime/
>>80970735
>Vote a guy in the highest possible office because he said he'd legalize weed
Literally Sweden tier.
>>80976673
>sven you're done.
Deleted one because I quoted the wrong post. Its ok my leafybro, these things happen.
>>80976673
>Literally speak one of the most fucked up language in the world
>Haha nice typo i win XD
Their shitposting is a cry for help
>>80976907
>>80976712
That was not the question. If you are butthurt enough to keep a Sweden folder you need to apply some cold maple syrup to your sore ass promptly.
>>80977166
>>80977166
>>80977221
Why do Canadians become so butthurt when you make fun of your prime minister? I mean, do you even like him yourselves?
>>80977221
He does know what Africa actually looks like, right?
As soon as somebody mention Trudeau you guys aggressively start shitposting.
Why is this man so revered and loved in Canada? Why do you defend him so fiercely?
>>80977462
>>80977652
Let us put these silly insults aside so that I might ask you a serious question.
Which brand of maple syrup do you use as lube when you push your hockey stick up your ass?
>>80977938
What a stupid picture
Just because your country is shit doesn't mean that you can't recognize flaws in other countries.
>>80978093
Lets stop fighting leafybro. Join me in a peaceful prayer.
>>80970735
The one webm that sums up all of Canada right now.
>>80977938
>Canadian Demographics
>Canadian: 32.16%
What? Are you saying that over 67% of people living in Canada are not Canadian? That's a lot of immigrants
>>80978223
This, Canada might have some silly issues but the US is pretty much a third world country and Sweden is mostly muslim
And Canadian issues aren't even that bad. Our news cycles are literally so slow that some guy blowing a dog is national news. Go across the border to the south and there's fukken monthly terror attacks from black nationalists and closeted gay muslims
>>80976044
that little girl looks like she's ready to rip shit, 10/10 would identify with during sikk driffs
One important thing to remember about Canada is it's huge so if you travel just an hour away from any city you will find 100 small towns that are all completely white.
I live in a large town and if even a small crime happens here everyone is talking about it for weeks because of how rare it is
>>80979447
even the cities are pretty white. I live in Montreal and I meet very few minorities in a day. They're around and all, but it's still mostly white and possible to lead a life keeping only white company if you really want
only Toronto is really full of nonwhites (and, oddly, it has the most American values, the most crime, the second most expensive housing prices, and is in general the worst place to live in canada (hongcouver is also pretty bad but it's at least got a lot more pretty parts))
>>80975466
>>80975796
>>80975876
>>80976044
>>80976192
>>80976312
>>80976604
>>80976898
>>80977150
>>80977091
>>80977221
>>80977407
>>80977798
>>80978093
GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP! KILL ME! DELET THIUS!
>>80971258
because they're mentally ill, they're the only ones with an excuse to do it
>>80976604
isn't that ...racist?
>>80977462
Of course we don't like him, he's a faggot.
>>80977462
he's got a very punchable face but it's better than another few years of Harper, and we don't have Jack Layton anymore to run the NDP so we had to make due with what we had, m8
>>80970735
If you don't know anything about Canada you should shut the fuck up. We had no choice but the choose a liberal priminister. Even tho Stephen Harper is conservative he was a bad priminister and fucked us over.
>>80971258
>>80981295
What the fuck does this thread has to do with people hating on americans and their burgers?
>>80979447
This is the case in most countries though. A week can pass without I see a mudslime or nigger since I do not live in a big city.
>>80982090
>This is the case in most countries though
but it's not the case in america, and because canada shares a border and mexico is right to the south, most americans (wrongly) assume that canada must be saturated with spics and niggers just like they are, but probably has muslims too because OF COURSE any country more leftist than nazi germany MUST be overrun with radical muslims
>>80970735
I dont know what the fuck I just watched.
how can sweden even compete???
>>80981867
Shhhh, Muhammad. No tears.
Leave the talking to the first world countries.
>>80983197
Ok Ameribro, got ya.
>>80970735
Not anymore,
but then again, you're Swedish. Neither do you.
when they change their anthem at the all star game to say all lives matter, they lost all criticizing privileges
>>80981215
You ain't seen fucked over.
Look at Ontario for reference.
>>80985796
Actually the guy who did that was a burger.
>>80983197
>america
>first world country
>>80970735
As an American I feel that they everyone should voice their opinions loudly after all I do have the right to ignore em if they're being faggots about it
>>80985893
seduced by the cuck side of the force
>>80986127
He apparently grew up in Quebec, so yes.
>>80986289
but Quebec>Ontario bro
>>80977938
Wow you mean a country, that was a colony, and was 90% british and French until after world war 2, when it got a bunch of Europeans, has only 32% of the country identify itself as primarily canadian? You realise literally everyone has a European or British granny right?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Canada is already taking steps to correct the current issues of today.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/police-diversity-canada-1.3677952
>>80970735
They've been above Aussies in shitposting for a while now recently so let them shitpost
>Canadians
>White
>>80991897
We've always been above Australia, there's a reason they're called the land down under
>>80975876
>feminist foreign policy
So #KillAllRussianMen?
>>80970735
Am I a bad person for laughing at this?
>>80970844
What angle are you playing?
>>80972597
>yet they don't experience the same problems of America due to...
Not being retarded chest pounding egomaniacs. You like your big military? I like it too. It keeps me as safe as it keeps you. It allows my taxes to go to health care and social programs that help my fellow citizens while your taxes go to letting you thump your chest.
>Canadians are just smug assholes
There is literally no other way to act in the face of such ignorance.
>>80991519
Ban the CBC,
it is just a propaganda outlet for the libs/ndp anyway.
Its no wonder, emperor harper wanted to cut the budget but libs demanded that the "culture" pushed by its cronies was too important (like anyone realy gives a fuck about that dyke chantel on "power panel, the national" or vinyl cafe)
>>80993574
What even comes on the CBC besides news? All the shows are complete garbage anyway
>>80993290
Simbly ebig, leaf, simbly ebig
>>80992442
Yup. Canada is america's crown, Australlia is america's gooch. Fucking ausfailians.
I Straya asleep?
>>80993833
trash,
"republic of doyal" = promiscuous newf causes trouble
Rick Mercer Report= obnoxious fag spews left leaning bullshit in a puesdo political environment
all that said state run media is a sign of a bloated bureaucracy needing of clean up, time of canadians to put it and the Indian act to a plebiscite and vote it OUT
>>80994469
Murdoch Mysteries is actually pretty good. Mr Deeds has some laughs in it too.
>>80993870
WRONG Canada is a guy taking a dump on Brazil
>>80994605
Murdoch is on like 5 channels though and VISION CANCELLED ROAD TO AVONLEA TO PLAY MURDOCH WE DONT NEED MORE MURDOCH ESPECIALLY SINCE THE NIGGER REPLACED THE QT DOCTOR REEEEEEE
I'll be honest
I'd be happier if Canada didn't exist.
>>80994766
>Murdoch is on like 5 channels though
.... I only have 3 english channels. CBC, CTV and Global 720p with 5.1 surround through my clothes hanger antenna though. I bought a $40 antenna and only got 2 channels with it. Such a fucking burn.
>>80992936
You're in a abusive relationship Canada-kun. We tell you how absolutely fucking shit you are and how you would be nothing without us. Then we big spoon you and whisper sweet nothing's in your ear before threatening to beat the shit out of you.
Now be quiet and let me fuck your boipucci bitch.
>>80995145
I got a bunch but I got some rogers package $100 for internet, cable and a phone I don't know if it's still going on
>>80979359
>Canadians believe they're doing better than the United States.
>Socialism and raw materials export economy.
Keep dreaming idiot.
>>80995531
If you ever threatened us for real we would annex Alaska and Montana.
>>80992425
75% white, and we have almost no "white" hispanics. The other 15% live in Toronto.
>>80971428
Massive inferiority complex. They have no military presense, no scientific acheivment, their GDP is a joke, they have no culture to call their own; no music or culinary achievement. It's literally a giant wasteland full of polite idiots blowing each other over who can be more polite to brown people and chinks. If the entire country's population died overnight, it would take months before the rest of the world even noticed. They are literally worthless as a whole.
>>80996247
Mixed people also aren't considered white in our census, if you look up Chinese for example it counts people with partial Chinese ancestry also.
>>80981303
u r gay
>>80970735
No we don't. Canada is a leftist shithole, only redeeming value is the beautiful wildlife.
Pls invade
>>80996197
With what? Your tutu armies of cucked men and weak women?
>>80996300
>They have no military presense
That is just wrong. For our country's population and considering our geolocation, we have an extremely strong military. Our real strength is in our citizens anyways. Outside Toronto and Vancouver, most men in Canada can do some hunting and trapping. Every single person i know is great at fishing. We are immune to embargos because of this. We can also scatter into wilderness most soldiers would die in, and we would before we accepted a foreign set of laws.
What is Canada today is what the Americans could not take after they btfo the british. The yanks pushed north as far as they could. The Canadian border is the line in the sand their armies could not push past.
>>80997311
>For our country's population and considering our geolocation, we have an extremely strong military
>We're on the top of the special olympics
Good for you, sport.
>>80996247
>75% White
>Other 15% live in Toronto
>75%
>15%...
>Canadian education
>>80974088
Internet is NOT provided to welfare recipients. They get what amounts to 3 dollars a day to live off. You guys act like we give them everything. We provide less than is required to survive. They supplement it with soup kitchens and food banks. It's a crude joke.
>>80996935
>le every canadian is a liberal meme
the rural parts of our country are just like the American south, except with less black people. It's not even hard to get a gun here.
>>80997596
the 10% of Chinese don't count
>>80997569
JTF2 have competitions with your Seals every year and every year we win. Pretty sure your elite spec ops come get trained by us. Your army is a sledge hammer, ours is a scalpel.
>>80970735
wtf I hate Sweden now
>>80997620
It is more of a joke that people who work full time still have to go to the food bank while having their paychecks stripped to provide Steven Beaverflaps with 4 welfare checks he cashes across 4 reserves.
>>80998024
>Your army is a sledge hammer, ours is a scalpel.
Great metaphor. Let me know how good you guys are at breaking rocks with that scalpel.
Oh and by the way, our military technology and intelligence (the things that matter the most) blow yours out of the water.
>>80998232
USA: The post
>>80970735
considering canadians don't even have freedom of speech, the answer actually is "no"
>>80998351
Both of your countries together wouldn't last a month in a real war with us, we're more important to the global economy, and we contribute more to science and technology than both of you put together.
Be as asshurt as you want, it won't change facts.
>>80998489
Not even flustered m8, genuinely laughing here.
>>80970735
>implying these skinny femboys aren't kinda hot in their helplessness
>>80998232
>and intelligence
Csis and CIA are basicly the same fucking orginization. Who do you think does the CIA's domestic spying for them? All bantz aside, the alliance between our 2 countries is greater than any that has ever existed. If you talk to people actually involved in defence or intelligence, they won't say a bad thing about Canada's forces and in Canada you won't hear America military shit talked either.
>>80998688
At what? Your irrelevance?
>>80998489
The war wouldn't last a month because your country would tear itself apart.
Why do you think you guys pulled out of Vietnam?
You're your own worst enemy.
>>80998903
The butthurt bleeds through your posts, no matter how many layers of irony you pretend to be behind.
>>80998489
>and we contribute more to science and technology than
You certainly use to. Not so clear cut right now though. The worlds best and brightest who would have went to USA just 20 years ago are now going to Europe. That's just a fact. A sad fact, but a fact.
>>80998381
>booga booga muh hate speech law
>which has a good faith clause
You have to be a complete fucking retard to get nailed by it.
>>80998977
>Why do you think you guys pulled out of Vietnam?
Because we were done. Try actually opening a book.
>>80999000
>Not so clear cut right now though
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/best-countries-science-interactive/
Patently false by all measures except for popular perception from lesser countries.
>>80998981
>>80970735
why did germany have to lose ww2....
>>80999354
You too, my insignificant thread.
>>80998981
Yep, you got me there m8. well played.
>>80999284
>Because we were done.
Because even despite the military, you can't absolve yourself from public reception and pressure.
It's one thing to roleplay on an imageboard website, but that shit would never ever fly in real life.
>>80999495
Looks like USA wants ANOTHER JUSTINE BIEBER BOYS.
>>80970735
>>80996197
You wouldn't hold them for long.
>>80999407
fuck off, you have no idea what europe went through because of nazi germany
fucking 20 year old snotnose cunt
>>80999604
>Caring about popular perception
Keep sucking Trudeau's dick.
>>80999631
Low fucking blow.
>>80999734
>(((flag)))
>>80999881
>sweden
let us remember the brave swedish men who helped liberate europe...
>>80998707
>
>This
bravo zulu
>>80999881
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
USA USA USA USA USA
serious question though:
Why are Americans so dumbe? It's not even a meme, At least 95% of them are actually retarded. What's that about?
>>81000169
Because we have all the greatest institutions of higher learning in the world. If we didn't have the retards it just wouldn't be fair.
>>80977647
>makes a thread about a country
>gets mad when people from the country shoot bantz
I should've known by the flag
>>80999798
>Low fucking blow.
Be a good boy, and we will send you another sexy, talented actor named Ryan.
>>80977647
>Why is this man so revered and loved in Canada? Why do you defend him so fiercely?
Nobody does that. He only won the election with 40% of the votes.
>>80999407
>The 4th Reich will never rise in your lifetime
>>80970998
Come up here buddy. Fighting is apart of our culture, we drink we fight we laugh. Join us, sorry if you think that faggot Trudeau represents any one besides himself.
>>81000166
>60%
Some yes. As shit as Canada is were better than most shitholes out there. And for all the talk of cuckoldry were still less cucked than most of Europe. And we are whiter than the USA. Only places I envy are the new England states. New Hampshire seems based as fuck especially.
What does it mean to earn the right to criticize an entire country?
>>81000459
Fuck you.
>>80970735
it's about them being a bitter anglo non-country... nothing to do with having rights
>>81000561
Kek I just wanted to see the reactions. I was half expecting some Brit to reply and say something like "GAWD YOU BARELY EVEN FOUGHT IN THE WARS AND JUST CAME IN AT THE LAST SECOND FUCKING AMERICANS"
>>80970735
Just like Sweden
Making up rights that dont exist
Shine on you beautiful star you
>>80970735
>>80999734
It would have been truly great, atleast for us Germanics.
>>81000582
Canada is one of the few Western countries that isn't going through a shitstorm or some other major political drama.
What other countries can say the same? Switzerland? Norway?
>>81000080
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q4QBnfLP4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p72C-vDgAJo
They didn't fight for the cuckmericans and Cuck brits atleast.
They fought for Germany/Finland, For freedom.
>>80998232
Please just stop posting.
feels good being a colony
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada
>>81001322
and now you fight against freedom harder than anyone
>>80970735
Not since the maple leaf regiment took part in world war 1.
>>81001528
Pls, we were not the ones who fought for this, Now we just harvest the fruits you planted.
Enjoy it.
>>80970735
Honestly, the US should just annex Canada. The only problem is we would then have about 30 million more Democrat supporting commies
>>81001676
>Democrat
You mean Canadian Conservative Party?
>>80970998
>>81000723
Day of the rope, Ahmed.
>>81001634
Do you really need to harvest SO much fruit though?
>>81001676
Just nuke Toronto,Montreal, and Vancouver to wipe out 95% of the Liberals
>>81001363
Please stop being an uneducated cuck.
>>81001807
They're not even close.
>>80970735
Canadians don't give a shit about other countries. Why would we?
>>81001903
Yes, Black fruit is expensive.
>>81001941
>>81001998
There is no left-wing party in US.
>>81002063
>Sweden
>>80971258
This is the worst trolling I've seen in a while. You need to appear at least *plausibly* sincere to troll people. You don't. Try again.
>>81002097
>Look mom!
>>80972597
>Canada is a small, racially homogeneous, population dense country.
Are you drunk?
>>81001882
Nice try.
Brock Lesnar was born,went to college and trained in the US. He only recently starting fighting out of Canada.
>>80970844
>Canadians are honestly great people
Canadians are honestly fair-skinned niggers
>>80992936
No angle. You should say you're sorry
>>80976971
languages*
this thread is fucking bullshit because a swede started it even though the retaliation is going to be against u.s.a
>>81002775
USA is harder to pick on than Sweden.
>>80970735
It's hard to trust a country that sells milk in a bag.
>>81002427
Shit not BURMA!
I weep.
>>80970735
Well yes, we can definitely criticize your fucking country if nothing else. Don't even try to argue, Sweden is easily the most cucked country in the world
>>81003121
We have literally every form of milk container you could want.
>>81002427
>North Korea
>>81003033
Because we actually give not one single shit . Seriously though we Americans actually love our hat and would march to war for maple syrup loving faggots.
>>81003540
I prefer bags, reminds me of sucking the milk directly from the udder back on the farm.
>>81003033
What the fuck are you talking about? U.S.A is literally the worst nation.
>>81003540
Milk in any other container than a jug or bottle is wierd and gay. Two thumbs up for maple syrup though.
>>81004061
Bags are superior. Less waste and easier disposal.
>>80971258
>>80970735
>>80970735
>sweden
>making fun of america's hat
Don't talk to me or my continent's dumb gay leaf hat ever again
>>81004384
I don't know about that, bags of milk come in packs of 3 plastic bags, contained within one larger plastic bag. With a jug you just have a jug. Also you have to buy one of those stupid milk bag holders to use them.
>>80977938
Protip: In the census, what they refer as "Canadians" are people which ancestors settled in New France before the 1759 conquest. So Canadians = Quebecers, Acadians and Franco Ontarians.
>>80999284
https://home.cern/
Look, i wish usa was the land of free thought again. It is not though. Your schools are shit. Global warming and gender study research grants. That is it. A little other actual research here and there, but nothing substantial. Nasa is a joke. They pay russians to get them into space. You can't even get shit into space any more. A fucking guy went on TV to make a major announcement about the universe and he was mocked and criticized for his shirt choice. I don't even remember what he announced and neither do you, but we both remember he had a drawing of a woman in a bikini on his shirt. It makes me fucking sad. I had 100% of my hope stock invested in USA innovation. You broke my heart and let me down.
>>81005663
Stop replying to meme shit posts. If meme shit posts were ignored they would have no influence
>>81006137
http://news.mit.edu/2016/ligo-first-detection-gravitational-waves-0211
Remind me again which country MIT is in?
>>81006693
>Remind me again which country MIT is in?
Sweden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33lJ-eeKt5E
>>81006693
Remind me the last thing MiT accomplished. It is a tech school after all. If it was 1930 and you were going on about the vacuum cleaner that used a small electric motor to generate negative pressure.... or a supercharger that used a motors exhaust to spin a turbine.... I would be all with you. What have they built lately?
Japan has built some incredible shit i could spend an entire day talking about.
>>81007022
Right, America. Objectively.
Sorry champ.
>>81007352
>Remind me the last thing MiT accomplished
Are you fucking stupid?
>>81005663
I thought a decent amount of people in Ontario also identified as Canadian. Most of whom are also multiple generations back, sort of how people in the Appalachian mountains identify as "American" rather than English or British.
>>80970844
>good people
>bagged milk
one and only one
>>81007467
>Are you fucking stupid?
No, I would never drive a Ford.
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