>Prime minister: THERESA MAY
>Chief mouser: LARRY
New Cabinet
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
SACKED
>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER
>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
Good thread, lad.
Sturdy new culture secretary
BREXIT GOVERNMENT IS BEST GOVERNMENT
Good job guys.
Gonna go play Pokemon go like a good goy later.
Cant wait
>Post rare Larry's
POST MORE LARRY PLEASE
>>80968179
K A R E N
Inb4 that one buttblasted Kraut who's trying to damage control how fascist and totalitarian his country is by projecting his fears onto this thread.
>>80968233
See:
>>80968231
The rarest of all Larry's
Are you threatening me, Mrs. Eagle?
>>80968179
Terrific adjective. Never seen it used in that context before. Will refer to all heavy lassies as 'sturdy' from now on.
>>80968233
Wiki page
So what exactly does the Culture Secretary do?
Boris"fuck the spear chucking kenyan" Johnson
>>80968295
That's a nice fucking larry bruv. I haven't been this into britpol for years. Need more larry and plamer.
>>80968337
He goes around the world distributing copies of Shakespeare in English to unwashed barbarians
>>80968278
Leave Germany to me.
I fought in wars you know.
Britain for the British! No Islam, no Judaism, no coloureds, no Slavs, no Meds, no Spaniards!
>>80968337
Department for Culture, Media and Sport.
Basically dealing with funding cultural shit that gets funding, negotiating the BBC charter every time it comes up, sports funding
>>80968337
Ummmmm uhhhhhhhh something something sport blah blah BBC
First 5 posts are guaranteed cancer
>>80968368
Official chief mouser wiki page
>>80968278
>one
Their entire country is eternally mad that we continue to destroy their fascist empires.
What is it now? 3?
>>80968438
Cheers Nige
>>80968416
r-r-rule britania
>>80968337
make yogurt
>Priti supports abolishing her new department
What does the cabinet do? Can they make laws within their respective fields?
>YFW the first major UK political party with a non-white leader is UKIP
>YFW Lefties can never call UKIP racist without looking racist themselves
WHY DOES HE KEEP LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO HIM ARGGHGHGHG
Who will be Leader of the HOC?
Also could anyone make a sheet with the cabinet that shows who of them supported Brexit and who didn't? Saw a template here before
>>80968488
If American banter is anything like your devotion to KEK, then Hillary has already won.
>>80968105
>>80968541
Direct the civil service and implement legislation.
Legislation still has to go through parliament
>>80968524
Basically gets to do whatever she wants with it, no wonder she was so smug.
>>80968624
Shit cat
>>80968438
cheers, Nige
>>80968569
>Is this paki serious?
>>80968368
Also few Larry facts:
>The confrontation with Freya over the prestigious chief mouser position came to a head in October as the two cats had a violent fight that had to be broken up by the police.
> However, in August Larry again came under scrutiny as a staff member described Larry as "a real annoyance". Larry blocked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu from entering Number 10, so Larry had to be kicked into the doorway by a policeman.
But desu I've seen the video of this, it was more of a nudge than a "kick"
>>80968105
Why is the Philippines making brit/pol/ threads?
Bit too close to china to be part of Empire 2.0
TRADE DEALS
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pensioner-sparks-security-panic-downing-8419914
larry causing trouble again
>>80968668
Say that to his face.
Bit harsh on Sajid David?
I know he was Remain but he has clearly helped create jobs and was working hard on new international ties immediately following the referendum
>>80968591
Don't say that britania-chan. Trump will win. America and Britain will be great bros again.
>>80968695
kek
>>80968711
Fucking based Larry, so red pilled
>>80968660
She should rename it to superpower development department. Indians are the best superpower developers.
which department deals with immigration lads?
Official Destroyer of Political Parties List
>Asquith
>Clegg
>Blair
>Carswell
Am I missing anyone important?
>>80968742
Could be used to build dat Northern Powerhouse.
Fuck's sake
>>80968742
He's a pakibot, zero charisma
>>80968849
War dept. I think
>>80968718
Colony of your former treacherous colony, america.
>>80968738
I fucking love my country.
>>80968849
Migrant Office
>>80968105
>>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
Jesus Christ
How many positions are left to be filled?
>>80968718
What the fuck... what's on your map. That's not how British Empire looked at any point.
>>80968300
I AM THE NEC
>>80968742
he supported crabb so got punished for that
>twitter less popular than pokemon go
Will people still treat twitter like it's relevant?
Will we get a civil service branch to monitor pokemon go?
Redpill me on what the Chief Whip does? And what does /pol/ think of the newly appointed one who I'd never heard of?
>>80968952
Scotland Secretary (but we know who it will be since the tories have 1 MP there)
Leader of the House
>>80968909
Flip, fuck off. No one likes azns in the British nationalist circle.
Only Leader of the HoC left to fill. Mogg?
>>80968940
meme all you want, he's boring, unoriginal and very knowledgeable and competent so he will probably be a good chancellor
>>80968718
wtf is this map.
>>80969115
kek wills it
>>80968718
Flipfriend is a teaaboo, he's alright round here.
"Afternoon Philip"
>>80969052
>what the Chief Whip does
Party discipline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_(politics)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Whip
So anyone whos actually sort of well versed in politics, is this cabinet actually half decent?
>>80969052
Basically just charms Conservative MP into voting how May tells them too
>>80968960
>not knowing what Empire 2.0 is being planned to look like
>>80968893
>Watching Sky News
>>80968554
>Lefties claim to be the progressive ones
>Right wing Tories have two female PMs from their party
>Labour has none
>Weed legalization minister: Devilman
>>80969052
Tries to make sure that party members attend and vote in the way the leadership wants them to
>>80969115
PLS KEK
>>80969155
dubs will it
>>80969155
He most certainly does.
>>80969108
Ivan! You have mistaken me, I'm czech!
>A woman who admitted sending disturbing Twitter messages to the mother of murdered toddler, James Bulger, has been jailed for three years.
jesus wept
>>80969200
>watching bbcuck
>>80969181
8/10
>>80968718
Seriously, what is this map
>Lefties concerned this is a 'right wing' party.
Holy shit, it's almost as if the Conservatives are actually, ya know, being what they are supposed to be!
>>80968660
If she pulls up the ladder on the 3rd world and stops sending money to Africa she can do whatever else the fuck she wants as far as I'm concerned.
>>80969052
"toe the party line or we will fuck you"
>>80969277
Ban women from the internet.
>>80969181
If you're not well versed in politics why are you in this thread, why are you on this board?
Are you lost? Did you need a place to be edgy and /b/ had too much porn on?
>>80969108
I do.
I love ladyboys.
Based Jeremy Hunt
>>80969277
This never would have happened if we had May to regulate the internet
>>80969342
I'd concur. Dump Hunt and it would have been a 9.
>>80969178
:3
>>80968738
post pinochet
Somebody watching BBC parliament? Boris on front seat!!
Is Larry redpilled, lads?
>>80969557
He's a frontbencher now, of course he is there.
>>80969277
Doubles confirm Jesus did indeed weep
>Labour now need a Shadow Secretary for Exiting the EU
kek
>OSBORNE KICKED OUT
>BORIS BACK
>DAVIS AND FOX TOO
>NO SIGN OF SOUBRY SO FAR
This makes me very satisfied, good start Theresa May, I approve!
>tfw I am literally #SadManOnATrain right now
Fucking Scotrail strike delayed me by two hours, the twats. Sack the lot of them. Fucking Scots.
>>80968768
>hillarios
>>80969557
>Seeing Boris on the front bench
>>80969610
Perhaps a position for Corbyn after he's booted out of his current spot?
>>80969207
>Javid takes over after, and Ruth Davison after that
>Tories have first Jewish, female, non-white and openly homosexual PMs
>>80969596
Looks good
>>80969577
He's seen some shit.
>>80969577
>Stopped Benjamin Netanyahu from entering number 10
>Had to be moved by police so he could get in
Yep
>Number 1 charting song at the minute is about popping some MDMA
>Yet drugs are illegal
So the Cabinet ministers will be appointing their own underlings, instead of Theresa May, right?
>>80968105
alri you cheeky cunts, who did this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/14/muslim-campaign-to-ban-dogs-in-public-places---is-it-an-islamoph/
you got it onto national news
>>80969115
Would be icing on the cake
nth for Dennis Skinner as Shadow Brexit Minister
>>80969697
No, final decision on all posts is with May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toYTWpRX_gk
>>80969763
Think Gisela should get it she
>>80969736
Fucking kek. This has been going on for days as I've seen.
>His press officer reminded the public that as well as being Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, "Larry spends his days greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences, and testing antique furniture for napping quality. He has captured the hearts of the Great British public and the press teams often camped outside the front door. In turn the nation sends him gifts and treats daily."
>>80969548
she's a qt
>>80969610
The one thing Corbyn is qualified for
>>80969736
those censors
>SACKED
>>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
anyone know why? she campaigned leave. did she back gove/leadsom?
>>80968105
>>Chief mouser: LARRY
I demand resignation of LARRY, for poor efficiency and lack of results.
>>80968465
>Formation c. 1515
We've had a cat as part of the government for over 250 years before America was even a country.
>>80968105
>>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
Wasn't that the shitter who threatened you with increased taxes if you vote "out"?
>>80969510
looks well smug
how colourful is this btw very rare Larry
PALMERSTON
>>80968225
FUCK THIS DIVORCED WHORE !
>>80969968
Funny how they don't mention nobody in that screenshot is from the UK
>>80969736
The Telegraph are sharper than most it seems
>>80969994
She was offered another position but declined, AFAIK
>when an African country asks for more aid
>>80970037
And he got sacked, with his replacement canning that idea.
>>80970050
>Be French
>Hate a rightwing beautiful woman
You sound like a cuck
>>80969994
She was going to be Health Secretary. But she knew how god-awful a role that is, so she turned it down. She left her post as she knew it indicated she wasn't loyal to the leader. Hence, Hunt stayed, and Villiers left.
>Stephen Crabb has resigned as Work and Pensions Secretary following newspaper allegations he sent suggestive text messages to a young woman.
wew
>>80970017
That was even before the spanish fucking came here
>>80970037
You're looking at the sacked list
>>80970114
Nice. I hope everything goes well with you and May is doing an okay job.
>>80970137
snib snib :D
>>80970050
>Cucktholics
>>80969461
To be fair to the lad, do you really think most people on /pol/ are well-versed in politics?
>>80970105
Honestly it's genius, if she's brown nobody can complain when she fucks that shit up
>>80970161
I know. I just wanted to make sure if that was the guy before I unzip my pants over him being canned.
>>80970044
Thats the look a cat does when it's taking a shit
Larry is literally shitting on some nice flowers
>>80969258
James-Björn really, if we are at that.
>>80969474
>nationalist
>(((ladyboys)))
>>80969638
Boris advocates amnesty, mong.
>>80970078
>>80970131
cool, thanks anons
>The Downing Street friction between Larry and Freya came to the boil in August: after Freya was hit by a car and injured, Larry was reported "not to seem bothered"
Will May keep Larry or get a dog?
>>80969736
>capitalising the C on 4chan
>>80970005
Larry is now an international celebrity and brings in revenue through the tourist industry. Your motion is denied.
>>80970105
Kek'd
>>80970137
This kills the crabb?
>>80970213
this 2bh, hopefully she will butcher the aid budget and divert it all into the brexit department. that's a pipe dream though.
>>80970275
Dog would be useless for rat catching
>>80969461
Damn son, how do you expect people to learn?
You want him to go read The Guardian to learn about politics?
>>80970275
Larry stays as he's cared for by the civil service at no.10 not the PM, she doesn't have a say in the matter as far as I'm aware.
im gay
>future boris banter in the HoC
>>80970405
so happy for you justine
you'll do great for W&E!
Who will be Leader of the House of Commons then? Scotland Secretary will almost certainly be David Mundell.
>Following the March murder of a dog at Crufts, David Cameron doubled security measures around Larry.
>>80970346
It could be the "Chief Leghumper"
>>80970415
>>80970105
Pretty Priti Pepe when?
>>80969660
Our glorious future leader - 2025?
>>80970422
>implying boris will ever be present in the HoC
>>80970245
they were EU flowers
>>80970346
Incorrect. Small terriers are actually the GOAT for rat catching as they don't Fuck about and play with their prey, they just kill the fuck out of it.
>>80970513
He's literally sitting on the front bench right now
>>80969645
Ruth Davidson would be good desu
>>80970513
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>80968105
who else thinks this is fishy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36791485
>Oxford Street will be pedestrianised by 2020, the mayor of London's office has said.
>All traffic including buses and taxis will be banned from the shopping street - one of the most famous in the world - as part of Sadiq Khan's plans to tackle air pollution.
>inb4 the street is shut off for muslims to pray 5 times a day
>>80970297
So what about mouse-catching on 10 ?
Should you appoint a mousing-in-second ?
>>80968830
A true working cat
>>80970513
>
>>80970513
Put on BBC parliament
>>80969968
>****book
>>80969968
Good thing they only capped the first four posts because IIRC, the 5th already pointed out that it wasn't /pol/''s doing
>>80970581
>>80970591
>>80970621
past the first month or so you mongs
>>80970610
#catlivesmatter
>>80970476
>>80970602
the fuck are you on about
>>80970673
>>80970673
He's getting the Weeb genocide brief.
>>80970673
>>80970710
I hope so lads, I hope so.
>>80970665
You do know ministers have regular question sessions right?
Honestly lads, Boris as Foreign Secretary is fun. He's a good flag waver and he might appeal to the places that think of us as tea drinking traditionalists. We need our country to be a brand in itself.
>>80970049
LARRY
>>80970105
She's actually going to can foreign aid? Didn't think any modern politician would have the balls for that.
>>80970574
Well except for the terriers
>>80970673
Why is he wearing a dress?
>>80970513
t. Angela Eagle
Would betray my race and lay with her desu
>>80970657
He looks so fucking miserable
>>80970758
I think this is the view of most people outside of lefty bedwetters.
>>80969968
Imagine how normie brits reacted seeing Aussie flags, Finland flags and German flags in this pic.
>yfw you realised you aren't Gove
>>80970885
Boris or the 10 year old chink he destroyed?
>>80970974
Boris on BBC Parliament
>>80970876
No one would blame you
>>80970923
>normie brits reacted seeing Aussie flags,
Finland flags and German flags
>What are those little symbols?
>Oh wait, that's Germany, I know it from the Euros
>What's the white and blue one then...?
>Oh hey, a Pikachu!
>>80969207
Labour hasn't even had a real female leader yet. They've only ever been interim. Kek
Honestly I actually like this cabinet. What a scary thought. I still don't like May but I think the others might be good.
Almost considering joining the Conservatives honestly.
>>80971129
only one i am explicitly against is amber rudd desu
is your new PM based?
Anyone have more libs being salty about Boris as foreign sec pics?
>>80971244
meh
>Boris sat on the front bench right now
What a glorious sight lads
IDS has been in 10 Downing Street a while. What we expecting? Deputy PM?
>>80971244
She's appointed a very good cabinet so far. Very few damp rags there.
>>80971312
Leader of the HoC?
>>80971215
Don't know much about her. What should I hate other than her being remain?
>>80971312
Leader of the House is all that's left
>>80971244
possibly. but better than cameron already desu
we need to see her stance on Anime yet
>>80971244
Don't know yet, but her cabinet seems pretty good.
>>80970795
1. She's brown
2. She has a vagina
3. She worships a god that has nothing to do with Jesus
She's literally untouchable to the people who would actually give a shit.
haven't been on /pol/ for a few days
just been checking out the news updates, Theresa May's new cabinet sounds fucking BASED
were we wrong? this sounds good
redpill me on Theresa, lads
>>80970105
mfw Priti shuts down aid funding to Muslim Pakistan, shifts it to Hindu India.
Do it Priti, do it!
>>80971244
It's hard to tell, if new Thatcher or Merkel 2.0
>>80971035
I would. Mixing outside of the Germanic sub racial group is a highly degenerate activity. Proudly English-Norwegian!
>>80971215
Amd even then, her position is a poison chalice. Unless you are a very competent person, you won't last more than 18 months as the HS.
>>80971244
I'm displeased with two or three choices (but they were expected), I'm pleased with six or seven choices (all of which were unexpected).
So I'm pretty pleasantly surprised.
>>80968105
This cabinet just went from centre right leaning left to right wing in 24 hours.
Labour is crying, SNP are crying and the cucks are planning protests.
Priti Patel wanted to disband her new department in 2013. Is May trolling?
>>80971407
That's pretty much what i'm thinking, she could still throw a spanner in the works of Brexit though.
>>80971327
>>80971384
>>80971392
The few Brits I've asked said she's shit and like Thatcher so I immediately thought based, but thought I'd check with people actually living in the UK. Her Boris Johnson decision has really rustled some jimmies
>>80968668
Mine alright?
>>80970105
>when an African country asks for more aid
No joke, ex head of the world bank said in a talk to students, that for every 100 dollars sent to africa, you would be lucky if 34 cents gets to it's destination. When asked why by the students, he just said Theft, corruption.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36795209/theresa-may-kicking-pushing-and-generally-bossing-her-reshuffle-in-memes
Kill me
>Theresa May kicking, pushing and generally bossing her reshuffle... in memes
>>80971244
tough to say at this point, but a positive start
Larry seems like a based cat
>>80971306
yeah but the front benchers never seem to be on in the PMQs bant. Feelsbad
>>80971407
I'm happy, loving all the pained expressions from journos about Boris being back.
>>80971312
I'd be surprised. He's got a bit of a questionable past and wasn't popular when he was leader.
>>80971327
I'm especially impressed by the international trade and brexit ministers. Those are really fucking good appointments.
>>80971541
LET THEM IN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36795209/theresa-may-kicking-pushing-and-generally-bossing-her-reshuffle-in-memes
What the fuck is the BBC doing?
Trying to get in on meme magic? Have they been browsing here today?
>>80971538
She's nothing like Thatcher
>>80971488
If she wanted to disband it then she clearly knows what needs to be done to fix it
>>80971543
>No joke, ex head of the world bank said in a talk to students, that for every 100 dollars sent to africa, you would be lucky if 34 cents gets to it's destination. When asked why by the students, he just said Theft, corruption.
UKIP are the only ones who said anything about this.
We prop up cunts that KEEP Africa poor in the use of foreign aid. But all UKIP get called for pointing it out is "RACIST BASTARDS WHO WANT TO SEE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE DIE."
>>80971418
I'd be entirely ok with this
>>80971645
Luckily newsbeat is being shut down
>>80971713
People should just accept that It's a fucking black hole. I blame the whole 'Noble nigger' meme.
>>80971244
she's a pro-immigration globalist lizard but she's appointed a couple of meme cabinet ministers so now the human windsocks of Brit/pol/ have decided she was LE BAESED XD all along. Let's see how the net migration figures look in a couple of years
You know what, fuck it, I'm joining the Conservatives.
>>80971667
Right, Thatcher actually had kids and a stake in future. Expect May to have a menopausal change of heart and feel a need to "adopt" a bunch of shitskins.
i prefer dogs, but Larry is the same type of cat my grandma had and that cat was cool. so i guess I'm #LovingLarry
>>80971886
Good lad
Who is Leader of the Commons?
Who is Chief Secretary to the Treasury?
Any JFs want a trade deal?
>>80970105
>>80970795
It might legit happen. She hates foreign aid and wanted the department to be disbanded or the very least heavily cut in funding.
>>80971400
You also forget
4. Married to a white man and has a child with him.
She's the perfect politician to do it.
>>80969181
Yeah it's a solid 8/10
>tfw you'll never have a threesome with them
>>80968438
Cheers Nige
