>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: Chris Graying
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
SACKED
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
The weak should fear the strong.
kek
>No Cheif Mouser position in the OP
C'mon lad
Will Priti get a position, lads?
Labour’s NEC is still ironing out the new rules. After raising the bar for the one-off voters by increasing the one-off fee to £25, they’re now discussing the affiliated supporters.
So far, they’ve decided only people who joined affiliated organisations before January 12 can vote – as long as they register soon - exact date for that tbc.
>>80962277
britpinoy
>>80962277
dude you forgot to add crabb to the OP
>>80962365
I'm going to be disappointed if she doesn't, some of May's picks so far have been terrible.
>>80962365
hopefully
>>80962353
Stop posting this
>nobody here talks to women anyways
>>80962365
I can think of a few positions I'd put her in
>>80962365
DWP maybe, now that Crabb has gone
>>80962363
This
How many positions are left?
Is May's cabinet good overall so far?
I love how Labour have effectively become defunct now and are in total disarray.
Will it be like the Lib Dems again? Are UKIP going to become the opposition?
Hey lads the police are going door to door to see if people have licenses for nettles.
Problem is - I don't have a licence.
And my garden is filled with them.
What the fuck do I do? How long am I going down for???
>Andrea Leadsom at number 10
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>>80962365
I've got a few positions in mind
>>80962363
He retains it, lad. Based Larry
![il_fullxfull.380957235_1t4r[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DRGoWiI.jpg "il_fullxfull.380957235_1t4r[1].jpg")
>>80962277
>Czech
>Double-Dubs
>>80962365
Way too many white faces so far, Britain loves its virtue signalling so she will return in some form
>>80962460
This is the right answer.
press still mum about Leadsom's new position
>>80962484
>Is May's cabinet good overall so far?
Disappointing and ridiculously safe.
dlmhr he rea fl jmald lmvbl. dlmhr he rea fl jmald elj. eflo al, oepg begd.
>>80962365
Missionary.
>>80962365
Secretary of going back.
>>80962362
(((Fallon)))
>>80962602
>Bozza jozza foreign
>Liam fox back
Hmm yes """""safe"""""
DAMIAN GREEN is Work and Pensions.
What a cunt he is
Damian Green for DWP
>>80962599
secretary of state for mothers
>>80962517
>czech
Why the hell did she keep Jeremy Hunt?
He is an utter cretin, and pretty much universally hated.
>>80962494
This is what happens when you ban guns.
>>80962459
>Argentina
I fought you little bastards in the Gulf.
>>80962452
Gawjus.....just gawjus
>>80962494
It's alright lad just tell them a WHITE MALE put them there in the night. You might get a fine for possession but as long as you let them inspect your cutlery drawer you should be fine
>Damian Green - Work and Pensions
FUCK. PRITI ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80962757
top lad
>>80962675
Other than the expense scandal Liam Fox is a pretty standard Tory lad.
>>80962721
when will gook change the name into czechia?
>>80962727
you answered your own question mate
Pale, male and stale
>>80962806
The fact he left the cabinet in disgrace means he isn't "safe"
Leadson for DEFRA
Leadsom at DEFRA
>>80962365
Yes.
Doggystyle
Andrea Leadsom - DEFRA
LEADSOM GETS DEFRA
Good for her to get experience as a real minister, but not a plum job, probably as good as she could expect to get from May
>>80962727
There is no one in the country better at pissing off unions. Once his work there is done she'll move him to Education to screw with the NUT, NASUWT and NUS.
Either she's based af and really hates unions OR it's a tactical play to keep unions backing Corbyn and not shifting to the centre. Either way it's a good thing
>FUCKING JAVID
leadsom at defra
>>80962887
Literally nobody cares or even remembers about that other than the Guardian.
David Sajiv just been into number 10
>>80962897
>>80962900
Fox Hunting coming back confirmed.
DEFRA
CHRIST IT'S A NON JOB
>>80962971
he's being appointed to the Secretary of Bus Driving
DEFRA confirmed
>>80962814
You mean Tomeemio "proud2bcheck" Okamura?
WE HAVE A TOKEN PAKI BANKER.
>>80962966
Ahh yes a reply from somebody who's been politically aware for less than a year or two
WTF does DEFRA stand for?
>>80962929
>it's a tactical play to keep unions backing Corbyn and not shifting to the centre
Why is that a good thing? Doesn't she want the support of the unions?
>>80962484
Seems mostly decent.
Hammond is a safe pair of hands, not as politically manipulative as Boy George was.
Foreign looking departments are Brexit dominated.
Domestic departments don't look bad. But I have no real idea about Rudd, Geeening (who I don't think is bad) or Truss.
Personally I would have liked a change in defence, don't like how Fallon handled the defence budget.
>>80963092
Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs
>>80963092
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=defra
>>80963026
>she just needs a chauffeur and wanted to get his dad's phone number
>>80963092
Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
i need to set up my second monitor at times like these
>>80963092
Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs
>>80962277
holy shit these threads are stupid as fuck
just shut up we dont care about what edition it is
give me pussy edition then
>>80963115
Leadsome is a WI type woman so it's a good fit desu
>>80963092
dept of environment, food and rural affairs
>>80963070
Yeah bro, the press are totally going to run Fox through the mud for having a gay lover on the side.
>>80963115
Moaned at by farmers and blamed for flooding
>n-n-not in there anon
>>80963111
>Tory
>support of the unions
Fucking what?
>>80963171
We had a Larry edition a while ago, Anon.
>>80963092
Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
>>80963171
>A fucking star spangled banner
Fuck me, wiki autists move quick
>>80963111
Yes lad the Tories are well known for their Union support
>>80963111
...Unions will never, ever support any party other than Labour. Keeping unions loyal to Corbyn guarantees they will continue to be unelectable.
>>80963171
>it's another lost yank episode
>>80963171
When Priti arrives you will get your wish burgerfriend.
>>80963208
>zipper going all the way down
it's like an invitation
>>80963208
I swear she's the new top mummy
>>80963208
thanks a lot now i'm hard
>>80963208
>not fully zipped
Why has he not got a cabinet position?!
>>80963294
Hell yes I'm Truss enuss
Pretty Patel when?
>>80962757
RE?
>>80963342
he doesn't want one
>>80963342
Leader of the House of Commons
>PRAISE BE WITH KEK
>>80963342
He's pretty comfy where he is I think desu
>>80962757
That's my picture you lying cunt
>>80963255
where am i?
give me my pills you fucking SUN
>>80963342
People will meme and say he doesn't want one but he didn't get offered one as he backed leadsom
>All these anons saying DEFRA is a non-job
Who do you think is going to navigate the transition out of CAP and CFP?
It's another calculated Brexit appointment like BoJo, Fox and Davis
>have to clean something
>pour thick bleach over it
>cleans itself
So what was the Brit /pol/ reaction to your new Prime Minister?
Are you screwed or is there hope for you lot?
>>80963342
Can't take a nap on the front bench.
>>80962757
thanks for your service.
>>80963490
could go either way desu
>>80962346
Id fuck that eye straight
>>80963490
So far, seems hopeful, but it hasn't been 48 hours yet, so who the fuck knows for certain.
Twitter leftards showing their usual graciousness.
https://twitter.com/phoenixcronin97/status/753589900415565824
https://twitter.com/idrisfawlty/status/753590213017014272
>>80963377
RE2.
RE3 was ok.
>>80963514
He's lying, he posted my picture from the last thread
>>80962346
I would submit to marion any day, anon.
>>80963490
WW3 and first British Reich imminent.
>>80963490
She's not great but I like her cabinet
>>80963480
Next time pour some in a glass and drink it
>>80963490
Despair when she made her first speech, which changed to cautious optimism when Davis, Fox and Johnson were her first Cabinet picks.
>>80963570
The fuck?
>>80963490
I'm disappointed but I'm not worried. For an ordinary person like me its going to business as usual. The Tories are a very stable party. That's why I vote for them, they rarely ever doing anything good but they don't really fuck everything up either.
>>80963371
cracking reference
>>80963543
Tolerant as ever!
>Andrea Leadsom is new Environment Secretary
Gonna be annoying I'd fox hunting comes back
It's such a non issue that lefties will not shut up about
Anyone have an idea what Rudd, Truss and greening policy us like in their respective departments?
>>80963544
based irons did nothing wrong
Make Priti one of the #DarlingBudsofMay
>>80963543
Why do people give a shit about fox hunting? its such a fucking non issue
So is Damien Green likely to be a bit more useful at helping the sick & disabled etc? or is he going to introduce BEDROOM TAX 2 : THE RECKONING.
>>80963543
It's quite funny how vicious the left can be on Facebook/Twitter.
Dare I suggest it's because they KNOW they are above reproach in their comments?
>>80963660
Say they're killing cats or some shit.
Then organise fox hunts but have banners with Larry's face on them. The left will fall in line behind a cat. They always do.
>>80963660
>not enjoying their tears
>>80963681
*Opens my big book of notes*
Hmm yes bear with
>the chinless ballsack of yvette cooper
>>80963660
Nah lad, give them a bone to chew on
If they're getting pissy about a non-issue like hunting they're distracted from more annoying non-issues like 'muh wage gap'
>>80963603
I'm already pure, anon.
Priti for Virgin Outreach Secretary
>>80963681
>Rudd
I know that she voted in favour of stricter asylum and immgration policy and voted to fine landlords for lending properties to illegals
>>80963543
>angry that someone who supports fox hunting in charge of rural affairs.
has this person ever left the city.
Are there any people in this thread who aren't NEETs or students?
>>80963660
>townies moaning about muh foxes and muh cruelty are the deciding factor in countryside policy
what a time to be alive
>>80963660
Good. They can go protest in the countryside and get run down by horses.
>>80963774
It was annoying when May mentioned the wage gap in her speech yesterday.
>>80963737
Because its 2016 probably.
THE MOGG
Leadsom is environmental secretary, was she promised a cabinet position if she stepped down?
>>80963371
medium jej
Jesus Christ.
>>80963917
don't get my fucking hopes up like that fucko :(
>>80963917
Oy
Was he a Blairite?
>>80963171
Newfag.
>>80963827
I'm a Royal engineer
>>80963827
I work as a DBA. Got 4 days off because I worked the last weekend
COMMUNISM WINS AGAIN
SHOW TRIALS SOON
TYBJEZZA
>>80963757
Thanks m8, awfully resourceful of you.
>>80963841
Muh urban foxes killing babbys shitlord
>>80963854
>They can go protest in the countryside
nah, their fiat 500s will get dirty and their satnav will take them up a sheep track
>>80963924
Of course she was, they all were. The Tories saw the chaos unfolding in the Labour and knew that if they could avoid that and swiftly bring a new government, then they would clinch the next election.
>>80963917
Wait, are Mogg memes popular outside or is Hardman here?
>>80963827
I'm a minimum wage part time worker.
>>80963971
>guardian
do yourself a favour and dont bother with that paper again
>>80963971
surely at this point this melodramatic nonsense is going to die down. it's been fucking non-stop for 3 weeks.
May must have said
"F O, Borris!"
And Borris misunderstood!
HIT THAT MOFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON
>>80964021
What does this mean, all Labour MPs will need to be reselected?
>>80964065
It's not a real tweet
>>80963660
Fox hunting is illegal? What the fuck? Why?
>>80963092
Doing Everything Fucking Retarded, Always.
>international butthurt over Boris being Foreign Sec
>>80963924
Probably. She had a reasonable backing and they probably had a woman to woman chat. Had a little cry together, then hugged, Theresa's hands sneakily heading south until she bends Leadsom over and gives her a good fem-rogering.
>>80963971
he should use it one last time so he can fuck off
>>80963827
>not being a NEET like Louie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
>tfw dad didn't buy me Overwatch and put the sweet foods in the garage
>>80963987
>crumpled fabric on shoulder pads
>>80963739
>build huge estates of council properties outside the M25
>forcibly relocate occupants of council properties inside the M25 out to them
>steamroll now empty estates in London
>sell land to property developers
Merge the new council estates into one giant permanent labour seat
Watch as house prices in London balance themselves out now that there are no paki filled shitholes occupying valuable land
>>80964021
>>80963971
LMAO
>>80964106
Blair government (leftie townies) thought it was cruel and banned it.
>>80964013
We're all Royal Engineers.
>>80964106
It upsets people.
Meanwhile fox population has exploded (that's not a good thing).
>>80964106
Lefties absolutely shit themselves over it because of muh cruelty
>>80964106
Class hatred hidden behind animal welfare
>>80964071
No, I want this to never end, these tears are delicious.
>>80964106
Old-style fox hunting with horses and dogs is illegal. You can slot them but the big hunts with teams of dogs are b&
Javid given Communities.
>>80963342
>back boris johnson
boris withdrew
>back michael gove
gove withdrew
>backed andrea leadsom
>andrea withdrew
I can't imagine why May isn't tripping over herself to give him a senior position.
>>80962365
A position on my dick.
>>80963827
I-i have a job lined up for September
>wog gets communities
wew
>>80964081
liked :DDDDDDD
ANNA SOUBRY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80963827
I work in a chocolate Factory.
>>80964227
Why
>>80964173
And foxes killing livestock isn't cruel? Fucking hell
>>80964254
WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
>>80964227
>>80964238
"Communities" has become a codeword for darkies tbqh.
>>80963971
Serious question, lads. Why do liberals despise themselves so much? And why do they always try to project their own self-loathing onto others?
Brokenshire in
i still can't believe that twat boris made it foreign secretary
>>80964106
THINK OF THE BABY FOXES
>>80964199
Mate, I was on Op Derek 15 and Op Eric 16. You are all REMFs
>Sajid Javid in No 10
>Sajid Javid - DCLG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
From calling the Turkish president a 'w***erer' to branding Putin a tyrant elf and saying Obama has 'an ancestral dislike of Britain'...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3689755/From-calling-Turkish-president-w-rer-branding-Putin-tyrant-elf-saying-Obama-ancestral-dislike-Britain-new-Foreign-Secretary-Boris-Johnson-long-list-apologies-make.html
>>80964149
>Mfw Theressa May calls a snap election thinking a landslide victory is on the cards
>Mfw The tories have more support, but less of there voters come out to vote, whereas all the Corbynites vote for Labour
>Mfw Labour win the general election.
>>80963827
Yes lad, I post from work because I mostly just scan bits of paper and occasionally answer the phone
>>80963660
Actually know one very left-wing girl who downright hates Foxes, mainly because they bit her.
Sajid Javid new local Government Secretary
Sajid Javid new local Government Secretary
Sajid Javid new local Government Secretary
>>80964338
>he fell for the Boris is a buffoon meme
>>80963208
would lick dem legs and eat her ass everyday m8
>>80964303
she's nowhere to be fucking seen. she was Minister of State for Small Business, Industry and Enterprise, doubtful she's getting anything now. probably drinking herself into a consolation right now
>>80963971
If I was a billionaire I'd put an offer in the papers to pay for any assblasted remainers to permanently relocate to somewhere in Europe on the condition that they have to pay everything back with interest if they ever decide to return. I wonder how many would take the offer?
>>80963779
dirty slut
go take a cold shower
>>80963342
May seems to be focusing on the poor people with power thing which Mogg is fundamentally incompatible with.
Shame.
>>80964392
Based meme politician is based.
Fuck why couldn't he be PM.
>>80964313
Basic stages of grief.
>>80964070
For a few years i've visited the opinion bit now and again for the laugh but it's become beyond parody of itself now. Used to actually be OK.
>>80964071
Don't think the tears will ever stop flowing on the guardian.
>>80963971
https://twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/753405228582481921
These over dramatic Guardian articles are becoming just as bad as the red tops.
HOLY SHIT
>>80964376
I took Harrison's point single handed.
>actually grow up in the countryside
>fox hunters trash through your field illegally and damage property
>complain about it
>"rah rah rahhhhhh *pumps horn*"
Honestly fox hunters are the most contemptable cunts in the entire world, and should be banned for that reason alone.
>>80964396
>whereas all the Corbynites vote for Labour
All 5 of them?
>CUT MY CABINET INTO PIECES
>THIS WAS MY LAST REPORN
>PURGIFICATION
>NO INTERBREEDING
>DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I LARRY BLEEDING
>>80964407
you're right, he's not a buffoon, he's worse than that
>>80964199
Oi piss off m8 I'm with the ODST
PRITTI
R
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T
T
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>Department for Communities and Local Government
LITERALLY DOSAC IN REAL LIFE
A DEAD END POSITION
>>80964406
alahu akhbar
>>80964479
Can't bog the Mogg
>>80964204
There's nothing remotely Leftist about banning fox hunting, unless you think Hitler and his National Socialist Party were a load of limp wrist Leftists too...
>>80964396
what drugs you on?
>>80963971
Nigel knows that feeling.
>>80964479
>Mogg will come to your house personally to nab your computer and anime bds
This is the cruelest fate
PRITTI IS ON HER WAY
SECRETARY OF MUSLIM DENIAL
>>80964479
M-Moggy would never take away our Chinese cartoons
>>80964505
You realize the right to roam doesn't include hunting right?
>>80964441
DEFAMATORY AND UNTRUE
DELETE NOW
>>80964534
department for forest people
PRITI
R
I
T
I
PRITI PATEL ARRIVIN LADS!
Number 10 has confirmed that Sajid Javid is the new Muslim communities secretary.
There always has to be some fucking quota.
>>80964625
Hence the word illegally
>>80964596
Peppa Pig and Priti will clash
HOLY FUCK SHE LOOKS SO SMUG AND SEXY WHAT THE FUCK AHHHH
>tfw Mogg will never be a cabinet minister
PPPPPPPRRRRRITIIIIIIIIIII
I would plow that woman so hard
Anyone else think the recess should be postponed/cancelled? It's fucking vital that it is, imo.
PRITTI GOING IN!!!!!!
>>80964566
MDMA mostly
>>80964505
Expats in Asia are worse 2bh
Should make it so British nonces hiding in Korea are bound to the same AoC as in the UK
HNNNGH
>>80964567
I can't wait for him to finally get one without 'European Union' on the front
He'll be so happy
