>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
Azor Gove
Oakeshott
>>80952014
Notting Hill set getting raped today
>Eagle being skewered again
BAN ANIMU ALREADY T. MAY
>>80951987
Need to update that OP lad.
LOL ANGELA BTFO
4TH FOR LARRY
Why does usatoday get linked so much on /pol/
>>80952044
3 children have been pushed out of that, and 2 stillborn.
TRADE DEALS
>Gavin Williamson is the new Chief Whip
Literally who?
>>80952068
Oh fuck, forgot the newly appointed members
>>80952050
Good
Are we going to have another vote? Who will we be voting for? UKIP?
Any of you have screencaps of buttmad shitlibs raging and Boris Johnson being named FM?
Mogg for secretary of memes
>angry left-wing bulldylke feminist as justice secretary
Hahahah never thought I'd say this but I miss Cameron already.
Thanks for ruining the country, Brexshitters.
I recommend following The Guardian's live text commentary of the cabinet reshuffle.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jul/14/theresa-may-cabinet-reshuffle-boris-johnson-philip-hammond-rules-out-emergency-budget
>Guardian
I know, but it's actually decent, and is using Laura Kuenssberg's tweets amongst others.
Fucking Peppa Pig
>>80952092
What do we have to trade? We have no resources and nobody wants to buy our products.
Peppa Pig hahaha
>>80952187
>1 post by this id
Peppa pig
WHY COULDN'T PEPPA ANSWER THE HARD QUESTIONS
Peppa Pig for PM
>>80952228
It's almost like trade goes both ways or something, isn't it?
>Isabel and Hammond confirmed for FUCKING
>>80952195
That was Cameron, not Hammond
ISABELLE'S A LUCKY GIRL.
>>80952251
>1 post by this id
What are you all watching?
Post yfw everything is going lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT1qvpRYoD0
>>80952328
>2 posts by this id
>>80952228
We will trade memes.
>>80952334
>>80951987
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice Secretary: LIZ TRUSS
>Education Secretary: JUSTINE GREENING
>>80952318
4 u
BIG PHIL
>>80952116
We're all Tories again now.
>>80952228
Aircraft, Vehicles, Pharmaceuticals and other shit
>>80952331
daily politics, lad
>>80952374
Good lad
>>80952089
>haunted pussy
2spooky4me
>>80952296
That's my point you fucking chav mong
Has Priti lost al hope of getting a cabinet position at this point?
Time for some old Britain feels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Y3KfJs6T0
>>80952331
BBC 2 Daily Politics
For non-UK:
https://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-two
Looks like it's time for me to try to get at least a couple hours of sleep after staying up all night for no reason lads, best of luck with your shitposting
>>80952442
No it wasn't, evidenced by the fact I triggered the fucking life out of you KEK.
Jeremy Hunt rumoured to be remaining as Health.
Junior Immigrants on suicide watch
>Patrick McLoughlin PARTY CHAIRMAN
Literally who?
Jeremy Hunt is health secretary it seems.
>>80952444
There's plenty of positions still to go m8
who here is overjoyed its 2016.
>>80952374
Nice. Should also include a list of everybody who's been sacked and what from.
>>80952484
>Triggered XD kek
Cancer
Read my post again runt
>>80952444
Isn't looking pretty for Priti
>>80952472
>Not going to bed at 9pm like mummy asks you to
>>80952191
>Guardian
lads are we back on the meme timeline
>>80951987
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
Some autist phones up and tags on "keek and maymays" onto the end of a question about young voters, Nigel ignored it. You should work for gawker
>>80952374
>>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>>Justice Secretary: LIZ TRUSS
>>Education Secretary: JUSTINE GREENING
>>Radical Islam Monitor: PEPPA PIG
>>80952228
We have a trade deficit, hence they will want to trade with us, meaning we have more of a say in matters..
HUNT IS GONE!!!
>>80952561
We were never off it
>>80952561
>BoJo as Foreign Sec
aye
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-sacked-as-health-secretary-in-theresa-may-cabinet-reshuffle-a7136291.html
>>80952526
2016 > 2015
>>80952374
>Liz Truss
>Justine Greening
They any good?
>>80952604
>#ffs
That's not very professional
>>80952228
Machines, engines, pumps: US$63.9 billion (13.9% of total exports)
Gems, precious metals: $53 billion (11.5%)
Vehicles: $50.7 billion (11%)
Pharmaceuticals: $36 billion (7.8%)
Oil: $33.2 billion (7.2%)
Electronic equipment: $29 billion (6.3%)
Aircraft, spacecraft: $18.9 billion (4.1%)
Medical, technical equipment: $18.4 billion (4%)
Organic chemicals: $14 billion (3%)
Plastics: $11.8 billion (2.6%)
yeah,lads. we have nothing.
>>80952538
Now reply to the other posters who put your feeble original 'point' to bed by pointing out that we produce plenty of things. Cheers.
>Stephen Crabb just walked in
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ISNT IT FUNNY
WHEN I CAME HERE 17 YEARS AGO, AND I SAID THAT I WANTED TO LEAD A CAMPAIGN TO GET BRITAIN TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION, YOU ALL LAUGHED AT WE
WELL I HAVE TO SAY
YOURE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU
THE CRABB HAS LANDED
WE'VE GOT CRABBS
>>80952620
So we're just going to let them abuse our workers? Fucking great we'll have even more labour voters
UKIP is so racist their black leader is white.
>>80952601
KEEK IS A FALSE PROPHET
>>80952416
Don't forget ships
t. Man of the north
Crabb has scuttled in.
>>80952620
Don't be so technical lad, you're replying to an absolute buffoon!
>>80952691
He might just be getting fired lad
Or sent back to Welsh affairs kek
>le welsh snibitisnab mong
>hard cut to footage of labour members crying
Stephen Crabb just walked in (sideways of course) to number 10.
Who else here /thought the crab was kill/?
>>80952631
unconfirmed so far?
>>80952685
>We will trade memes.
FOY
O
Y
BBC2 Commentary:
>be T.May
>put Brexiteers in Brexiteer position
>"See, I'm committed to Brexit."
>something goes wrong
>"Hey, don't blame me; blame the Brexit guys. They were supposed to make it work."
Uh oh...
>>80952756
I dare say he just proved you correct.
>>80952796
>Better pic
>>80952691
>>80952695
>>80952727
He will lead our country sideways
He won't make any snap decisions
>>80952787
>Stephen Crabb just walked in (sideways of course)
kek
>>80952537
SACKED
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>>80952740
A mulatto jew you mean
live footage of stephen crabb entering no. 10
>>80952820
Bremainers gonna bremoan.
>>80952405
Don't think so
>>80952816
>>80952684
^ reply to this poster who took the time to embarrass you quite soundly, cheers.
>>80952826
Oh, you little porker
>>80952888
10/10
Paul Waugh @paulwaugh of the Cuckington Post 1 minute ago
May sacked ministers this morning in her Commons office, to spare them the walk of shame in Downing St.
Then moved to No10 for new hires
Hence why there are no walks of shame today
>>80952916
FOY
>>80952820
She will always be responsible for whoever she appoints and it would reflect badly on her if they fuck up.
>>80952981
Stop using the gimmick wrong
Fucking hell, lads.
>@MrHarryCole
The Queen has said she's pleased to approve the appointment of Rt Hon Patrick McLoughlin MP as Conservative Party Chairman
May's cabinet is being royally approved.
Is this the first time the Queen has done this?
>entire tory party is split down the middle between brexit and remain
>leader goes balls deep for remain, risking it all
>lose the referendum
>have to resign and decide on a new pm
>new pm, cabinet shifts all over the place
>SOMEHOW labour have managed to be the more unstable party during all of this
is there anything more pathetic than that?
Literally what is the point of politics without Nigel Farage?
It's like the WWE without The Rock, GoT without Stannis and Labyrinth without David Bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQ
New passports when?
>>80953002
Guido beats the Guardian for speed, just follow him if you need to read things literally as they happen
>>80953002
Daily Politics reported that earlier
Pokemon go is out in the UK now if any of you good goys want to download it
>>80953021
foy
>>80953052
I swear corbyn is a fucking plant
Do you guys want to start an ironic hashtag
Like #CabinetSoWhite or something?
Department of Business,
Innovation and Skills, Department for Energy and Climate Change and Department for Transport are set to be closed.
They could be replaced with two new departments - one for
Infrastructure and one for Industry, according to sources.
>>80953002
BBC is always slow, they fact check their stories more than most.
>>80953113
>>80953082
They said it was rumoured at that point.
>>80953115
#BlackMPsMatter
>>80953109
i'd rather play OG desu senpai
>>80953113
Nah, hardline socialist finally got the reigns on a major political party, he can't let it go without taking a shot at a general election.
>>80953058
Nige is more of a Stone Cold. the EU are the McMahons. Corbyn is Mankind.
Anybody got a link (or webm) to the youtube video where the remainer smashed his tv after he finds out we're leaving
>>80953145
Good, those were Blairite meme-tier departments
>>80953040
She has to royally approve every parliament member I thought
>>80953071
2020
>>80953204
She said she was pleased tho famalam, that's the bit that surprised me
Is Brexit still happening or not?
I barely have time to keep up with our politics anymore let alone yours.
Just give it to me straight.
>>80953115
No. After her BLM speech yesterday we don't want to give her any ideas.
>>80953242
Yes
>>80953242
Of course it isn't
>>80953242
Yes. 2 cabinet positions were created PURELY for Brexit.
>>80953040
He was appointed to Chancellor of the Queen's land
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancellor_of_the_Duchy_of_Lancaster
>>80952228
Fish and Chips
>>80953242
It's happening at full-speed, May is killing the EU.
>>80953242
I think it's looking good.
>>80953242
Yes it's happening, we have someone in charge of seeing through.
>>80953242
Boris FM so yes
PRETTY PATEL WHERE ARE YOU
>>80953242
Of course it is.
>>80953240
Just aristocratic language I reckon
Like "I'm pleased to announce x"
>>80953187
Surely Corbyn will never back out from that leadership race, but the sheer possibility of him winning will destroy the party.
Fucking kek.
>Theresa Villers Resigns
>>80953298
Boris is a remainer. Fox and Davis are the appointments that confirmed #BrexitMeansBrexit
>>80953242
Brexit is Brexit!
>>80953301
i need her to turn up soon as i'm desperate to wank
>>80953287
You'll have tough Kiwi competition
Poms use way too much batter
>>80953273
>>80953284
>>80953291
>>80953292
>>80953294
>>80953298
>>80953303
>>80953389
Beautiful
>>80953180
no I rewinded it and they confirmed it 5 minutes before the guardian did
Brexit? Never heard of it mate
>>80952617
Kek underrated
>>80953357
please say it's true, her hair is absolutely dispicable
>>80953381
low grade shill detected.
>>80953058
More like 4chan without Moot
things will continue as normal, but there will be a critical loss of memes and an ethnic minority will take his place
Which foreign leader's wife will be first to get BORISED?
Minster for Diversity and Hapas
>tfw no tv license so can't watch daily politics at crucial times like this
keep the commentary coming, lads.
>>80953413
OH SHIT LEFTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80953411
Why are americans so cringy with the brits calling them dad or mum is fucking cringy.
So,Gove is out for good
His only choice to get what he want is to destroy May government
There is only one way to achieve this is country wide riots wich lead to government fall and GE
Labour is in desperate situation too ,they cannot depose Corbyn without killing the party
They need elections ASAP.So they will ally themself with Gove-Ousborne alliance
It will be fun to watch all those riots from the distance
>>80953458
just watch it on iplayer?
>>80953453
Is there anything more soul crushing and cuckworthy than looking down at your biological offspring and it looking nothing like you?
>>80953458
>he didn't pass his tv exam
there's always next year lad
>Boris' first call was to the United States
>This is the man who is going to be in charge of MI6
LADS
SOURCES SAYING BARONESS WARSI HAS RESIGNED FROM TERESA MAY'S NEW CABINET
>>80953482
It's something you can't understand Sweden.
Sorry about that.
>O-ZONE BTFOOOOOO
Jeremy Hunt STAYS at Health
>>80953434
1 (you) is better than none; thanks, man
>>80953482
Americans struggle to interact with something if they can't personify it
It's why all of their companies have to have mascots
>>80953482
it's an empire thing, you wouldn't understand
>>80953458
Watch the non-uk stream if you are worried the BBC is going to track your IP >>80952466
Is Liz based or not?
She at least looks cute.
>>80953458
https://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-news
>>80953482
Because we're Anglo bros you filthy fucking Foreigner
>>80953482
I don't know. Why do Swedes make shit furniture and suck nigger dick? I learn to live with the mystery.
D A V I D D A V I S
Burning this planet with no survivors
>>80953450
Mugabe, shortly after Boris rebuilds Rhodesia
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11428364/Happy-birthday-Mr-Mugabe-with-special-love-from-Labour.html
>>80953482
You'd understand if you had colonies lad.
ENERGY MERGED WITH INDUSTRY
GREENS BTFO CLIMATE BABIES BTFO
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>you will never become an MP so you can work your way to the top and become secretary for meme magic
Why live lads
Oh shit. All these departments just gone.
>>80953411
this is the most autistic thing i've ever seen
>Cameron goes
>Worried without him and his pmqs performances there will be a lack of political banter
>Boris Johnson gets appointed as foreign sec
Thank kek
>>80953482
It's pathetic, everyone forgets that the Americans forced us to dismantle our empire like this retard >>80953583
>>80953243
after her speech I got drunk on ale and hurled abuse at my girlfriend until she left. I wish I was joking
>Pound back over 140 yen
Thank fuck for that
HUNT STAYS
DOCTORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/753555975681048576
>Jeremy Hunt remains at Health
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>80953556
>It's something you can't understand Sweden.
So? Isn't it cringy when americans have that fetish with you.
Why do you brits wants to be with the americans.
They are anti-english and pro-scottish see braveheart.
There are like 20% british americans and the rest are mulattos.
What do you have in common with the americans?>>80953546
HUNT LIVES
>>80953645
Theresa May saving Corbyn the effort of finding Labour MPs willing to fill Shadow Cabinet roles by abolishing them entirely
>>80953645
>Business, Energy and Industry
>we no longer have a department for 'climate change'
OY VEY
Hunt stays
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80953609
dont mess with DAVIS, he's ex-SAS. he gonna rip your balls off and feed em to the dogs
>ENVIROMENT BTFO
>AFRICA CONFIRMED FOR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION
>MAY CONFIRMED FOR SAVIOUR OF THE WHITE RACE
>>80953736
BASED
>>80953752
Will le bennies man be given a role?
>>80952796
Im having feelings
>>80953735
>Corbyn has to go through another reshuffle.
All my keks.
>Jeremy Hunt stays as health secretary
But why?
I told you this man was a jammy cunt.
Troll face Villiers resigns ( N.I.)
Hunt stays ( Health)
Fallon stays ( Defence)
Where is are Priti?
>>80953752
>>AFRICA CONFIRMED FOR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION
What happened with Africa?
Holy fuck
May literally destroying white hall offices and creating new ones
entire new government in 24 hours
this old bitch does not fuck around
Sorry for doubting you mam
who is the cripple wheeling into number ten right now?
>Buying Japanese products
anon, please
>>80953725
>>80953725
Americans don't have a fetish with us but we do share a history.
Some of the other posters are right, it's an Empire thing and even though USA has gone it's own way . . .they still recognise their roots.
It's hard to explain to a Swede, you have never had and Empire or Commonwealth.
>Theresa may created international trade and minister for brexit because she knows Jeremy corbyn won't be able to fill them in his shadow cabinet
>>80953896
>mfw when Angela Eagle wins the leadership election and makes Corbyn shadow brexit minister
>Department of Energy and Industry
Sounds cool and Victorian tbph
>>80953866
She had to, two new cabinet ministers for brexit and trade means removing some others. Hence merging energy and business together.
>>80953890
>Not spending at least 15% of your total income on importing stuff from Nipland
It's like you don't want to bolster free anime trade deals.
>>80953866
Just wait until she makes foreign nationals provide their own health insurance and completely shoahs the foreign aid budget
>No more Department for Climate Change
She's turning out to be surprisingly based so far lads, I'm hopeful.
Please mention that the Petition was mainly signed by NK proxies, Andrew
>DP talking about le petition meme
No thanks
WE WUZ KINGS
>>80953556
>>80953583
>>80953596
>>80953643
You gay cunts realise it was America who sabotaged and forced us to give up our empire?
>>80953873
>who is the cripple wheeling into number ten right now?
DAVROS
Tipped to get Minister of intergalactic expansion
Once we negotiate our new deal with the EU what's the point having a referendum on it when there's no chance we'd get a better deal if we rejected it
>>80954045
I know more about the history then you do kid.
But the past is the past.
This disgusting mulatto cunt, oh and look david lammy
>>80953891
>. .they still recognise their roots
No, they don't.
They only care about their roots due to you gus helping them with their dity work.
If the usa really care about it's roots why didn't they help you in the falklands and why are they leaning on the argentinian side.
At least stralia and kiwis helped you guys a bit.
Hell even on here most americans see france as their greatest ally die to their anti-english sentiment.
Brits the americans are using you guys
>>80954043
WE IZ BARONEZZ'Z AND SHIEET
>>80954067
Because remainers are getting desperate
>>80953891
It's moronic, the nonsense you speak.
America literally forced us to end our preferential trade agreement with the commonwealth, effectively dismantling the empire and eventually destroying the Raj. They have dragged us into several wars since, supplied the IRA with armaments and didn't lift a finger during the Suez crisis.
The Americans are not, and never have been our friends
>Lammy thinks parliament will block article 50
kek
>daily politics shilling the bogus 2nd referendum petition
My tory local MP is a madman
Who's going to be the secretary of state for anime?
>>80954112
kek, kek, KEK.
>>80954158
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>80954158
imagine if david cameron retweeted this
Why is Oakeshott so shiny
>this wog cunt talking about a fraction of a minority result overturning a decision
Jo wasn't enough, more need to die.
ENACT ARTICLE 50 ALREADY YOU OLD MINGEBAG!
>Lammy
REEEEEEEEEE
>>80954045
>>80954110
American Government=American /pol/acks
Are you two new?
>>80954067
It is a last ditch attempt to damage control with hope they can can just say "we tried but it isn't good enough" and we end up staying. I am not sure how it is going to work though as once article 50 is triggered I don't think you can just stop it and the EU doesn't want to negotiate until it has been triggered.
>>80954021
Fucking excellent news.
Means our energy prices will come down as we scrap all the climate change EU crap.
>>80954097
Uh, no. America purposely and constantly disempowers us to keep us weak and to manipulate us.
And I probably know more about history than you desu
>that hand wringing from lammy
He's nervous lads
>>80954110
I think you under-estimate British influence over America.
You are just trying to divide the Anglosphere because you have no part in it's history.
Give it a rest eh?
