>Insults half the Planet even before the EU vote
>Calls Israel great while on a visit to the Palestinians
>Cuts short a visit to Kurdistan over a parking ticket
>Dresses slackly with his hands in his pockets during the flag hand over at the Beijing Olympics
>Wrote a poem about the Turkish President fucking a goat
>During EU campaign he calls Obama a butthurt nignog
>Gets made FOREIGN SECRETARY
>Aussies think they're the kings of banter
>>80948159
He's a Turk.
>this kills the english """"man"""""
>>80948159
>>During EU campaign he calls Obama a butthurt nignog
Kek, must have missed that one
>>80948243
His father was the grandson of a turk.
Might as well call Elizabeth Warren a native American
>>80948159
wew, the queen has really been busy lately
>>80948306
When Obama removed a statue/bust of Churchill from the whitehouse, Boris suggested it may have been because he's half kenyan and has an ancestral dislike of the British.
>>80948159
>>Wrote a poem about the Turkish President fucking a goat
Sounds bretty based to me senpai.
The bantz ability must be due to the turkish genes
INDEPENDENCE DAY
PASTY OF DESTINY
He did a lot for the Leave campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aauzTkz23hc
>>80948159
it's the will of Kek, embrace 2016. This year has been amazing, each time I wonder if it's going to reach peak memes and somehow we find new heights every month.
He speaks fluent French, German, and ancient Greek. I like him.
>tfw Boris and Donald will fight the liberal hordes in your lifetime
>>80948306
Obongo's grandfather in Kenya was supposedly tortured by british imperials in Kenya and Boris suggested this played a part in his dislike of Britain
>>80948159
Will he stop immigration of non whites that is all I care about.
For these reasons I approve of Boris and extend a warm invitation that he is welcome any time.
>>80948159
WHITE ROACH ALERT
>>80948159
I reckon May is trying to screw him. She's put him in the position where it's easiest for him to fail spectacularly so that she can eliminate him as a future rival.
>>80948443
>He did a lot for the Leave campaign.
Kind of funny that after the media threw shit at him for not running for office and did it's best to shill for May, she makes him the minister of foreign affairs.
>>80948363
And was lynched by an angry mob.
>>80948159
>Gove sacked from the Cabinet
>Johnson gets made Foreign Secretary
Gee, it's almost like he and May made a deal before the leadership contest even started.
>>80948732
Boris is smart af, it's all an act.
>>80948243
>how to commit sudoku properly
>>80948732
That's a pretty stupid theory you have, Boris failing spectacularly would make her look stupid and incompetent since she's the one that gave him the responsibility in the first place.
>>80948732
This. It's a tactical move. She knows that Boris will challenge her leadership in the future.
>>80948407
Few people know it was literally the first thing he did as President.
>>80948558
Boris is actually pretty liberal though. In some regards, Trump is as well.
>>80948159
Trump/Johnson
DREAMTEAM 2016
>>80948732
That would considerably damage her as well. More over, Boris being dumb is just an act to distract, like Bush. Don't be fooled.
>>80949041
Most people don't have a problem with liberalism as long as it is actual liberalism and not
>everything for minorities, nothing for you
He wrote a poem to erdogan
Boris blew it. He shouldn't have dropped out when he did. He's a pussy.
>>80949322
One of the West's biggest problems is that it tries to be friends with (almost) everyone, ending up being real friends with no one.
Weeding out a few "allies" who have nothing in common with us probably isn't the worst idea.
>>80948902
>>80948159
What is his stance on Russia?
>>80948159
Your at such a low level of governmental bants you have actual outwardly fun people in government, that will only decrease national bants levels because it is too easy.
>>80950075
that makes no fucking sense
>>80949029
When I heard the Kenya theory I realized I should hate Japan for bayonetting my grandfather on Okinawa, so I returned my Accord to the dealer. I also sold my BMW and Wustoff knife set because the Germans shelled my other grandfather.
>This is the level of logic our president possesses
>>80950401
That's the brilliance of the post.
>>80949322
Well I supposed it's good the goat was female at least
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Prepare your anus Germany.
>>80952193
also Japs
>>80952397
>>80948159
It's pretty good actually, taking the piss on a global scale.
>>80948159
>>80952397
:D context ?
>>80948159
Really loving the triggerings, folks!
> Stay triggered, I have to go to work.
#Brexit
>>80948159
May wants to see Boris punished as Boris is an idiot and will embarrassed himself in such a public role. However, May also wants to keep an eye on him so keeping a public role will help May.
Basically, May is giving Boris enough rope to hang himself with.
>>80948363
1 drop nigga
1 drop
>>80952397
