Just how literate are you, /pol/? Prove you are better than a nog.
http://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
>>80947502
Bumping once.
Top 5.58%
>>80948136
Unable to screen cap?
>>80948214
>>80948259
Nice cropping of my pic.
>>80947502
>>80948295
Noice.
>>80947502
took it yesterday
>>80947502
Top 6.58%
>>80948287
Fuck off retard.
How does it feel not being able to beat a Swede at English?
>>80947502
>top 5.08%
That can't be true. I basically learned English through Anime and 4chan, my vocabulary is atrocious especially when it comes to adjectives.
Time to brush up on some of these words.
29800 - top .16%
TFW didn't know "avulse."
>a synonym of spade is
>shovel
no it isn't.
>10657
I was always TERRIBLE at English. I couldn't properly read until I was in 3rd grade because I just didn't give a fuck about it.
>>80948655
well this test isn't very good, but there are a lot of retards and niggers that don't know anything better than middle school english despite it being their native tongue
>>80948733
a spade is a type of shovel hans
>>80948733
There were a few kek worthy like this.
Taking way too long, i quit
>>80947502
not too bad
>>80948769
>a spade is a type of shovel hans
>implying he didn't know
>implying he didn't make a nigger joke
Stop shitting up my flag, pleb.
>>80947502
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke
I'm not a native speaker, this test is way too easy.
>>80947502
>fake and gay
>>80948867
forgive me for not noticing his shitty joke
>>80948905
Exactly same as mine, although I just guessed a lot of the shit.
22200
Top 6.33%
Your vocabulary is at the level of professional white-collars in the US!
must have answered some questions right where i had no fucking idea what the word meant.
would say my real score is around 18k
What's the synonym for KANGZ?
>>80947502
>22950
ayyy
> 23100
Guessed pretty much everything after 40. Most of what i knew came from video games lel.
>>80948540
>>80948733
It's the closest answer
i should have done better
>>80949234
he meant a spade=nigger you ignorant cunt
Does this mean we are better than niggers? check out my "wide" vocabulary bitches
>what is the antonym of "yes"
c'mon lads
>>80947502
>Just how literate are you, /pol/? Prove you are better than a nog.
idk if knowing a lot of words equate literacy.
>>80947502
I guess i'm a nigger
>>80949400
just dont say
"would of"
thats a dead giveaway
Huh. Being cooped up in libraries has its perks, I suppose.
>>80949459
same result here. but I think I guessed a bunch right.
>>80947502
The fuck is this, I don't even...
Some of those words... Christ... why do such things exist. I'd have to be dressed like a penguin with a monocle and top hat to speak such gibberish.
>>80947502
The test made me realize i frequent linguistic safe spaces. Caught with my pants down
>>80949304
Well I guess you'd know, rock ape
>>80949505
well that one is easy if you know latin a bit.
Bane?
>>80949505
'Baneful' means 'harmful', the opposite of which must be 'salubrious', from the Latin 'saluber', 'healthy'. Come on, son.
got 22200
>never read a book in English
>top 6%
That has to be bullshit.
>>80949576
>>80948540
It takes actual effort to do this badly
>>80947502
Thank you Star Trek, Lovecraft and PKD.
>>80949400
wew tyrone
>>80949534
Most of these are Latinate, mate. English has nothing to do with it.
>>80947502
finished it within 5 mins.
>>80949400
same got 10,000
>>80947502
21k
Got hard towards the end there
>>80949671
taiwan numba wan
>>80949590
CIAful?
>>80949590
i have no fucking idea jejune is a word, i could have used that in words with friends.
>>80948540
...I'm actually impressed you managed to get everything wrong.
>>80948540
>>80948540
>(are you kidding?)
this is fucking first grade shit
>the antonym of yes is
Considering I write novels I thought I'd do better.
Alas.
>>80947502
More literate than you.
>>80948658
same exact score my norwegian pal, wish I could go to norway 2bh
>>80949751
Nice score there, Chad.
>>80949400
Damn... I am a nigger too
Halp my!
>>80947502
test
Feels good.
meh
>>80949400
same
>>80949770
ooooh what sort do you write anon
>mfw i was offered to write """"""""""'erotica"""""""""
for a few bucks
ffs im a wizard, stop insulting me, world
k thx bye.
>>80949869
ayyyy hello eastern nigger
>>80949400
>>80949813
I think I have the lowest score.
suck it niggas.
English master race reporting in.
Took five minutes.
TFW in same bracket as the novelist.
22500
I'm seeing three scores in this thread.
>10,000
>22,500
>30,000
And nothing in between. This is useless and misleading
>>80948399
>>80948873
>>80948905
>>80949079
>>80949150
>>80949459
>>80949833
smart guy club
I don't study a fucken thesaurus and I dropped out of school when I was 15. But I do shitpost a lot, is this an acceptable score for /pol/?
>>80947502
hol up das raysis. wut abot ebonics n tha nu englis langwidge.
I'm a superior bean.
>>80949898
I wonder... does it mean that US has 150 million kids below 10 year old?
You are all cordially invited to SUCK IT
>>80949908
lel please check >>80949370
how does it feel to have a former colony do better than you?
>>80949945
You should be ashamed of that score. You're a native presumably.
>>80949956
For an Aussie, yes.
>>80947502
Not bad I guess.
How is any native English speaker under 27k?
I-I don't think this is right
I'm well read and got a shit-tier score
>>80949930
Then you aren't looking very hard.
>>80949990
>how to take screenshot
>>80949949
>tfw you didn't even know what a fair bit of the words meant
>tfw you were able to pick the correct answers based on a general sense of what the words sounded like they meant
I'm going to back through and look up what all those words mean, because they sound absolutely fantastic.
>>80949878
>ooooh what sort do you write anon
All kinds. Currently working through a "romance" work set in a WW1-style meatgrinder but in the modern period, where commies and fascists are deadlocked in eternal war. A commie and a fascist end up isolated in a frozen wasteland and have to work together to survive.
It's intended to be less romance and more desperate scrambling for physical intimacy by broken people.
>>80949617
It's definitely not wrong, the average person has such shit vocabulary.
>>80949019
>Using Windows 10
>>80949980
yes i can see your tabs
very funny
is it nice being 12?
>>80947502
>>80950025
I've never heard the word "avulse" in my life.
come at me bros
fatties btfo
>>80949878
>>80950082
Forgot to mention, but I write erotica too. Gay furry fetish shit, naturally.
>>80949980
I bet you took it before, and with a veiny black cock in you mouth while taking it.
Am I correct?
>>80950121
avulse is a fine word, not nearly as obscure as some of the others present in this test
Good enough I think.
I know turkish better anyway ;^)
>>80949400
>>80949681
>underage b&
>>80950082
>It's intended to be less romance and more desperate scrambling for physical intimacy by broken people.
ah you're writing my bio.
its an honor to have a strayan do that for me.
God bless my folks for dumping books on me.
Didn't know what Nadir was, though. That was a new one.
wew lad
>>80947502
If you have an anglophone flag and you're not getting in the top 1%, you need to reassess your life.
>>80949898
sup jamal
>>80949980
>>80949370
>>80948399
30500 looks like the winner so far.
>>80949370
You've taken it before -- admit it. And whilst being pounded up the poop chute
>22050
>top 7% in america
i literally guessed on half of the questions
i grew up hating english classes, never paid attention, hell i did the bare minimum for every class
in one english class at one point i had a 24%
then i took physics and was only one of two people out of about 27 to pass
how are people so fucking dumb
thanks for reading my blog
This is not very surprising to me. Science has always been by area of expertise, but I suppose all of the books I scientific journals I read may have bumped this score up a bit. The lot of you guys are irredeemable nerds though.
>>80950029
I have a C2 certificate and got 10k points, it is just a vocabulary test tho. I think C2 is the highest normie certificate you can get, not sure though.
>>80949805
Not a native Norwegian though, just living there. It's a nice place though, I would suggest visiting at least once or twice or so.
>>80949898
Would you happen to be a member of antifa?
They just started using obscure shit you'd never see unless you read a lot near the end. Kind of sad.
>>80950164
No, just proper private education.
>>80950033
Prove me wrong
Thought I'd do shit. My god.
As if faggots aren't just googling the words you aren't sure of
Worse than niggers
>>80950012
Why should I care I'm not a writer
>>80950100
Summer is here.
>>80950341
>>80950256
Please stop bullying.
not bad for a fucking slav, eh?
I'm a black guy, btw.
Don't call me racial slurs, silly white bois ;)
I'm not mad, I'm pretty drunk so I think this is acceptable
I DINDU NUFFIN
>>80947502
>http://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
Went better than expected. A lot of new words.
>>80949898
I got similar as a frenchfag
>>80949780
>VI GÖR DINA DEAL
>>80950358
no i didnt
i wish the test had an "i dont know answer" but then retards would cheat and guess with anything but that, skewing the results
>>80949945
Same score.
>>80950082
>"romance like"
>physical intimacy
>2 soldiers
commies had female soldiers so youre not making some gay shit right? sounds like something that could be cool to read
Retaking the test now so I can google those last several words.
>implying the majority of the top 1% posts here didn't google definitions
Nobody even uses half the words towards the end.
>>80950086
Did another test and the result is pretty close. The last time I'd taken it was a couple of years ago and I scored something like 16k back then. I guess I have been reading something without realizing it.
>>80949505
Bane?
Shit, i didnt score top 0.001%
My mom's gonna beat me to death
>>80950149
Link
>>80950395
>>80950345
Get rekt faggot.
shiiiiet, where da white wimmin at?
>>80950397
you're 'american' and a fucking slav beat you
>nigger
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
It had some shitty words nobody has ever heard of at the end
i learned a new word today
t. 18 years young NEET with no higher education
>>80950459
ive recently started forgetting how to spell words that ive known innately since i was like 12 and i got close to that score
>>80950534
From the Latin 'jejunus', 'barren'. You have studied Latin, right?
Let us find out who is king weeb.
http://www.arealme.com/manga-level/en/
>>80950550
Sucks to be you faggot, I'm 21.
I didn't even know about 5-10 of the words. But when you give me multiple choice and ask why the antonym of an adverb is and then have only one of the answers be an adverb I'm going to be able to figure it out.
>>80947502
I don't know what an antonym is.
All yall 22k+ niggas can suck a dick prob looked up these words and shit
21k here fuck yall with ya Armstrongesque niggas
>>80950613
> ;)
>>80947502
english ain't even my second language
5.08%
>>80950584
no as much as i thought it would be an interesting language to learn ive never seen much point in it as it wouldnt help one for say travelling
>>80949898
read a book nigger. start with a german one.
>>80950457
>>implying the majority of the top 1% posts here didn't google definitions
Why are people always mad at the one percenters?
I probably would have done better if I wasn't high
>>80950534
Also new to me.
Top word though...
Is the site down for anyone else?
>>80950641
its short for antonys mum
what the fuck is "drab"
>>80949590
Bane - like the comic villain or like many plant names:
Hensbane, Gophersbane etc
Some of those words seemed like they appeared once in some land reform report in 1866.
Where are such obscure words are even used?
I can only imagine poetry, appear as archaic forms in old literature and legal mumbo jumbo.
>>80950715
Another way of saying boring or lacking of features.
>>80950715
you're a drab
ayyy not that bad for a monkey now eh (toefl says I'm fluent), they brought up some big boy words too that I guess I got right by elimination
>jejune
>alacrity
>>80950121
if it's rooted in latin then it pretty much means "single/separated" like in "an avulse grape"
>>80948905
how do you do this monkey man?
I've read the song of ice and fire books in english but I found it helps little with vocabulary other than for castle architecture and fancy banner colors
>>80950630
>using windows 7
I applaud you
>tab "gay sex with hats on"
are you a fag anon?
>>80950715
dull, dreary, a light brownish color.
Basically what you would get if "plebe" was a color.
Not too shabby. It took me only a few minutes to complete.
>>80950753
>not knowing the meme
>>80950630
>sup /tg/
Sup bruh
Easy
>>80947502
acceptable
If you cheat just for bragging rights on a anonymous image board, you're a giant faggot. Take the test honestly
>>80949770
Similar boat:
Teach English and am older than 30!
>>80947502
23250, shame on you burgers
>>80947502
Pretty good.
>>80950788
if that's real you are a super genius compared to everyone else in this thread.
surprised you're so awful at capping.
>>80947502
get on my level
>>80950736
The more obscure a word, the more specific or complex it's definition is. Using these words allows a person to convey more in a single sentence than using a bunch of small words to reach a similar conclusion.
Didn't expect more tbqh
>>80950788
You didn't even bother changing the percentage
>No matter which country you travel to, do you mostly feel like eating burgers?
>>80947502
Some of this has to be luck, I have no fucking idea what Avulse means.
>>80950781
i swear youre tricking me here but ill take the bait and look this up.
>>80947502
>>80947502
Ubermensch coming through.
not even a native english speaker, step it up yankees.
>couldn't even break 30k
Fuck man I need to start reading more often, haven't actually read a book in like 6 months
>>80950887
I did, but then I saw the other percentage after I uploaded.
My ruse has failed, now everyone knows I'm as stupid as everyone else.
I guess the game is up.
sup guys
For my first word:
Scumdidilygrossness = Willy Wonka's dick cheese
>>80950447
>youre not making some gay shit right
>>80950206
It's a subject I'm familiar with, desu. Write what you know and all that.
>>80950488
It's not hosted anywhere. I have hundreds of thousands of words of erotic furry muscle, hyper, inflation, BDSM, and even straight up vanilla heterosexual sex that the world has never seen.
I thought I was pretty smart until I opened the thread
heh
How do you non-native get to 30k?
Read Dickens or something?
>>80947502
>Mfw this is mostly vidya and fantasy books
Top 38.90%
Your vocabulary size is like that of a 14-year-old teenager in the US!
I got 10500. Fucking kill me.
>>80951056
I was going to say. Nobody who hasn't played Dragon's Dogma knows what the word Salubrious means.
>>80950752
read /lit/core books like Gravity's Rainbow and Infinite Jest for brushing up on those big words. also helps that these books are long as fuck
French native, english is my second language, Chinese my third.
IS YOU KRACKAS MAD?!!!!!
>>80950976
damn john, how can you be so inept at screen capping? it's bad enough to cap the entire screen, but you somehow tacked on 20 % more white space?
>>80947502
>>80947502
Get assblasted by non-native speakers /pol/.
>>80948399
It's really sad that the majority of the population is this illiterate. I should be at least in the top 25%, not 1%.
>>80950641
ITS AN OPPOSITE
ABO DETECTED
>tfw you're below /pol/ average
a-atleast i'm good at math
>>80950869
And then they have to explain it to the listener, waste the reader's time making them look the definition up, or even worse the reader/listener has to guess based on context clues and may misunderstand the message. What is the point? There are diminishing returns to specialization of vocabulary just so you can save an occasional extra adjective or adverb?
>>80947502
Literacy is not vocabulary.
>>80950788
>Top 4.87 %
>Top 0.01%
Damn faggot if you gonna shoop it at least do it right
>tfw you create literally Shakespearian memes
But seriously it's a dumb test, all it does is see if you know the meaning of a bunch of obscure/obsolete words.
I'm a neet who dropped out of highschool and doesn't read many books.
>>80951100
I actually guessed this one from the similar words in spanish and italian. Knowledge of Latin is quite often useful in getting the gist of words if you haven't found them before.
The last ones got me, family.
>>80950999
>better than me
fuck off virgin turk
>>80951107
#BLM
Guess I won't be creating new words.
are you non anglos trolling me? I'm starting to feel insecure about my english skills.
>>80947502
Never lived in a English speaking country, stopped having lessons in English after high school equivalent. Been to London once.
>>80948814
>attention span less than 5 minutes
Found the millennial
>>80951106
Evul rayciss nazis confirmed for much smarter than libruls.
>>80951164
It's not even good for literary writing unless you have a fetish for adding deadwood to your sentences.
>>80951012
same ;'(
Can someone average the score for the board so we can see where the smart guys and the retards land?
>>80951254
why would you post that
Woah.
Really makes you think huh?
>>80951164
Memory is a form of intelligence none-the-less.
>>80951234
>I'm starting to feel insecure about my english skills.
your english skills are excellent. no real person needs to know what avulse and jejune mean, unless you are a pretentious prick.
>>80947502
Am re dis literate
>>80947502
man fuck you and you're dumb test
>>80951236
For future reference it's "an* English speaking country"