Leaves, give me ANY legitimate opposing reason as to why not. HARD MODE! No cultural bullshit ie: no guns, speak frog etc
>>80943352
bumping for interest in what the fucking leafs have to say
Different Culture plus the Eastern Half of Canada speaks French
>>80943900
>what is Louisiana
>>80943352
no reason to remove a good neighbor
>>80943928
Louisiana speaks English you autist. The food is French-Spanish (Cajun)
It'd eventually expand into mexico, and no one wants to share a country with their sort
Why is there a need to do this?
think of how much stronger you guys would be if you joined forces. You're virtually culturally white and think of all that natural resource up there
>>80944008
Nigga, we are the strongest country on the planet. Why tf do we need canada
>shitload of us die defending the border
>build all our army bases facing usa
>usually only import from commonwealth countries
lol what the fuck. Why don't the swedish merge with finland, or nz with australia, or japan with china.
Please just fuck off goof.
>>80944058
maple syrup is pretty damn good
>>80943352
we already have enough crime and leeches, we don't need any of the USA's niggers
This is commonwealth, the U.S.A is a traitor to the crown.
>>80943989
Almost 200,000 people there reported French as their home language on the last census.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Louisiana_parishes_by_French-speaking_population
I don't want 30 million fucking leafs influencing my elections and canadians don't want to be part of the US. We're happier as two sovereign nations.
>kiwi asks for opinions from fucking leafs
>my illiterate burger bros chime in with their unwanted opinions
>only leaf in this thread provides a comment that doesn't contain an argument
disappointing thread
>>80944083
i am an advocator of the nz aus thing desu
>>80944403
well put Amish bro who runs a puppy mill
>>80944433
The arguement is that we would be pissing on our ancestors graves if we merged with you.
I love americans and all but we are not the same. We share more in common with australia and south africa than we do with you. Just because we talk the same doesn't mean we are the same.
>>80944214
The population of Louisiana is 4.5 million.
4.5 M >>> 200K
Also those people are projecting, they obviously speak English as a second language. People in Quebec don't.
>>80944454
Go back to China desu
Or at least cross the ditch and never come back
>>80944490
I'm not Amish, and none of my Amish neighbors run puppy mills.
It's fine with two countries, why would you want to make them 1?
>>80943352
Try it faggots, you keep forgetting we still have NORAD nukes in our control.
>>80944214
That's nothing compared to Canada, 200k on a 300 million population is a cultural odity. 7 million on 36 million is a political and cultural nightmare. And we certainly won't accept a government that isn't in French, ask the rest of Canada how annoyed they are at us. Quebec should not and could not join into a Canada-USA annexation. But Canada-USA shouldn't happen either, let the states separate or unite if they want to, fuck Lincoln, the spirit of the declaration of independence are more important than the enforcement of the union.
Why doesn't Liechtenstein merge with Austria or Switzerland? Shit, why not merge Pakistan and India?
>>80944559
What's the difference between Kiwis and Aussies?
>>80943352
is this not already true besides the name? kek
>>80944670
Different culture, different accent and different laws
>>80943352
Canada wants to stay mostly white despite what the current le weed mane government is trying to do.
>>80944670
Kiwis are well known for their large feet, funny pipes and underground homes.
>>80944666
>two German speaking catholic nations with no bad history
>two culturally distinct nations that speak different languages and have radically different dominant religions
>>80944708
Differnet """"""""culture""""""""""
Different """"""""accent"""""""""" very pathetic difference
Different """""""""""laws""""""""
>>80944666
the first one should happen.
Loxembourg should be german.
Belgium should split between us and france
>>80944559
>aucklandfag in denial that NZ is basically budget australia
>>80944403
I would only allow Alberta to join
>>80944083
http://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/visualize/tree_map/hs92/import/can/show/all/2014/
>>80944767
Grote Nederland when?
>>80944767
rather than split belgium between you and france, shouldn't it instead be that you and france join Belgium? After all, they've proved that the two of you can coexist :^)
>>80944507
>Just because we talk the same doesn't mean we are the same
>Just because we talk the same
kek. "Soarey", but we don't talk the same.
The first and only time I went to Canada I saw a kids TV show where he was doing a food review of an item called "Super Mario Bros. Pasta".
He pronounced it "Super Mare-ee-o Brose Pah-stuh" instead of "Super Marr-ee-o Brothers Paw-stuh". Literally said 3 out of 4 of the words wrong.
Ever since that moment I've known not to trust Canadians.
>>80944829
I meant people not products.
I will stab an american in the neck, don't fuck around nigger.
>>80944507
Your ancestors were likely just Tories who fled the US after they lost the Revolution. That's how English Canada came to be
>>80944930
Yes and your ancestors were jews who didn't want to pay taxes.
>>80943352
AMERXIT WHEN
WHEN
FUCKING WHENNNNNNNNNNN
FUCK THE SCOTNADIANS
BUILD THE WALL
>>80944858
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/resources/statistics/facts2013/permanent/10.asp
>>80944846
let me explain why
>>80944858
If the geo-political environment shifted to the point where an actual US annexation of Canada occured, we would have pulled out our nukes long before the conflict. You'd lose in a month.
>>80944985
No taxation without representation
>>80945007
>>80945069
>no honour without loyalty
I'm fucking swimming in honour and glory nigger, stay jelly.
>>80945097
Loyalty goes both ways nigger, otherwise it's just submission.
>>80945097
>glory
>doesn't even live in a sovereign country
>>80945131
>doesn't submit to the glory of the swarm
you aren't even asian are you.
>>80945174
>freedom is real, trust me, all you have to do is give up.
>>80945097
It's hardly like we leapt at the chance to rebel, excepting a few firebrands. We offered the olive branch to King George, who responded by shelling New York and occupying it. And so owe no allegiance, we bow to no throne, our ruler is law and the law is our own
>>80944666
let's merge two countries that were splitted after violent religious tensions tore them apart
>>80944661
>the spirit of the declaration of independence are more important than the enforcement of the union.
Based leaf bro.
>>80943352
Didn't Canada burn down the white house last time the US tried to invade?
>>80945264
I'm glad he bombed new york, traitors should die. Btw you are welcome for the new name. And for your national anthem.
united states of cucks.
>>80945272
He was being facetious, monsieur
>>80945272
Nonsense. At the very least, Bangladesh and Pakistan must reunite.
>>80945344
The UK did. I doubt they'll lift a finger this time, considering how times have changed
>>80945353
>leaf calling anyone a cuck
Enjoy your gender pronoun free national anthem.
>>80944767
New zeeland should join Australia
Uruguay joins argentina
>>80945464
Enjoy obama pulling out all the stops before trump wins.
>>80945353
>we wuz war of 1812 and sheeit
>we burned down the white house and sheeit
>>80945353
>offer a peaceful protest and petition to the King, as is their right as his subjects
>he bombs them
I know standing up for yourself is a foreign concept to Canucks, but at least try to use logical reasoning here
>>80945427
Come and do it pussy, I'm waiting for it. Come invade I fucking dare you slut.
>>80945504
>>80945524
Cry harder niggers, here is some cheap pulp so you can make some tissues.
>>80945590
>loses the argument
>"hurr u mad?"
Perhaps it was for the best your ancestors fled our colony
I want no part of obamacare, what a massive scam. We have our issues with health care but im happy with it. Im not a big liberal but man you guys are getting fucked in the ass down there.
>>80945650
The only one that lost is you, you will never have my frozen shit-forest. Fuck off.
>>80945650
to be fair the Canadians did BTFO us defensively in the War of 1812. Thomas Jefferson famously said that the taking of Quebec would be a "mere matter of marching".
but they didn't fight much on our soil.
>>80944133
You don't have maple syrup in America?
>>80945795
Yeah, maybe we should've waited a bit till we overtook the bongs to invade Canada
>>80945827
We sure do.
If anything the US should be broken up. It's too damn big for its own good.
>>80945827
We have it, I think Vermont is one of the major USA producers, but Canada's production (and consumption) of it is on another level
>>80944454
YOU WOULD BE, YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>80943352
Not beneficial to Canada.
You know what, fuck it, it's time we settle the score of 1812 and set these cancucks right once and for all.
>>80947156
wouldn't be worth it, it wouldn't just be a war against Canada, it would be a war against the crown.
>>80947690
I'm surprised the queen herself doesn't wage war on these beastality cucks, they sully the name of the crown by association, I bet we would get her blessing and all be knighted for restoring order to the commonwealth.
>>80943352
Never. I can barely stand leafs on the Internet, let alone in the same country.
Yes goy! Unite everywhere because you're close together!!
Your culture and laws don't REALLY matter!!!!
Oh you've united all the continents? Well unite all them together to form a One World Government Goy!
Its for the better!!!
>>80943352
I would gladly become a terrorist and start capping yankees and setting border stations on fire and shit if the US tried to invade. I feel a lot of Canadians would, really.
a unified currency doesn't grind my gears though. the Amero becoming a thing alongside the Euro would be neat and encourage a lot more cooperation (and firmer interventions)
>>80947840
>beastality cucks
why is this a meme? it's literally illegal and always has been except for the act of receiving oral, and only because someone forgot to write it down. they criminalized it within minutes of realizing the error
>>80952177
If you let your animals suck you off, they win.
>>80945795
found this gem
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickapoo_people
>>80952389
(((americans))) literally pay to drink our pee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lakes
>>80952389
>If you let your animals suck you off, they win.
Well, everybody wins, really.
Canada
>weak military
>weak industries
>weak citizens
>weak minded
>pro mass refugee immigration
>pro sjw
>only thing you are good for is timber which we do not need
> weak prime minister
>Britains bitch
>>80943352
America should take Australia and New Zealand as well, somehow convince Japan or even worse Korea. Then close the fucking borders and rule the galaxy forever. Fuck the brits.
>>80954488
USA is our bitch so it makes no difference, last time I checked you were the jewiest.
How is that invasion coming along, tanks in 5 minutes?
four canadians in this thread and twenty americans.. that should say it all..
btw no canadian would accept 61% or a two party jewish ruled state.. you can't even get elected to town council in the usa without pledging allegiance to a nigger president and Israel
>implying that Canada would want to unify with a third world country that is filled with crime
>>80943352
leafs are cancer
>>80945827
Ya but you can never have enough of that sticky icky pancake dressing :^)
>>80954816
Explain how it is we are your bitch ?
>>80956803
you pay for our missile defense, buy all of our shit making millions of us filthy rich, got cucked out of country of origin laws, we spy on all of you for the nsa, cucked you out of the north west passage and allow us to buy your residential property even though we tell you all to go fuck yourself.. we also laughed in your face when you invited us to iraq and vietnam and unlike france you couldn't say shit about it
also this
>>80957561
So do you think if the USA and Canada went to war 1v1 with no help from other countries , who would win ?
>>80957957
The US hasn't managed to win a war since WWII and even then they entered the war late and did very little other than nuke some asian peasants.
It would start as a turkey shoot but end in embarrassment at the hands of untrained guerillas armed with sticks and stones, just like every other war the US has ever started
>>80944008
>You're virtually culturally white
fuck off, america can keep its niggers to itself
>>80958248
>What is the Korean War, Gulf War
if we didn't intervene, there would be no South Korea
also guerrilla wars are really difficult to fight
>>80958575
>Korean War
useless peasant-stomping that ended in nothing good for anyone
>Gulf War
useless peasant-stomping that ended in nothing good for anyone
>>80951176
>s-scotland should stay with us
also
>canadian culture
retard
>>80943352
You don't even understand the concept of manifest destiny. From sea to shining sea clearly indicates that everything between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans is rightful GroßAmericanian clay.
>>80943352
Forming large "too big to fail" unions is stupid. What happens if you need to move away from your country for political reasons only to find out that every piece of land on Earth is part of the same system. What happens if a portion of the economy collapses and pulls the whole union down. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
>>80943352
We would never elect anyone other than a socialist if that happened.
>>80943352
35 well armed citizens hiding in trees and ditches would chip away at occupying forces. + I doubt American soldiers would wanna kill tons of people that are pretty close to them culturally, genetically, and geographically. + other countries wouldn't stand for it.
And Canadians would never vote to join the US either. If anything there could someday be a north American union, but it'd have to be equal.
>>80952671
Hey! You watch who you're insinuating is a Jew, moose fucker.
>captcha: 8008
>boob
tee hee
>>80944507
>pissing on our ancestors
yes, that's why we worship homosexual watersports
that's the point
>>80954488
>weak military
Our military is extremely well trained and Is kept small on purpose. Reminder that before WWI Canada had a super small army and no navy or air force, and after the war had the 3rd largest. Canada is good at rallying forces when nessisairy.
>weak industries
Oh yeah we're only ranked 10th highest GDP for fun
>weak citizens
The average Canadian is taller than the average American, is less fat, and lives longer
>weak minded
Reminder American invented SJW's and have a literal communist running for the democrats
>pro refugee
you've accepted more refugees than us and when Canada does accept refugees theres a lot of pressure foe them to assimilate
>only good for timber
Oh yeah cause uranium, oil, coal, gas, gold, tin, fish, agriculture, and most of the worlds fresh water are all silly commodities
>weak prime minister
Would literally knock your president the fuck out, theres actual videos of him boxing and knocking out another MP
>Britains bitch
>has British heritage
>somehow is a bitch for it
I can't remember the last Britain made Canada do something.
Nice try burger, theres a lot of things America is better at Canada than, some listed here even, but to say we're shit at everything because >muh freedom
Is retarded. Au revoir.
America accepted the most Jewish "refugees" during WWII where as Canada only accepted like 4000 and it was still common to find signs in Canada saying "no dogs, no Jews" in front of shops and pools
You couldn't get us then shlomo, you couldn't now.
GOD SAVE CANADA,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
>>80960294
>rightful American clay
Because some old man wrote it down.
America has no right to anything north of the colonies, those were British, and now Canadian lands.
