>be German
>knock knock
>Open up! Der polizei is here!
>Are you harboring any Je...bad opinions?
>Open dis door!
What do?
>>80923667
Make liveleak great again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
OPEN
MULTICULTURAL
LIBERAL
>>80926155
DELETE THIS
>>80926155
this hurts
>>80923667
>cut my arm
>use blood to draw swastika
>slice throat
>they barge in
>what can they do now?
>>80923667
Move to Swiss German-speaking canton
Acquire profits
Laugh as the EU burns
>>80926620
>>80923667
>Nazi's
>Stasi
>Thought Police
Is this the cost of Ordnung?
>>80926155
top fucking cringe
>>80923667
> Kommen sie backen mit ein warrantschnitzel.
>>80923667
>Open vhat door up, Hans!
>I JUST SAID WE ARE BEING TAXED TO MUCH TO PAY FOR ZHE MUSLIMS, PLEASE LEAVE ME BE
>Ve are entering nun!
>Scheiße, we veren't trained to know down doors
>We can't do it on our own! Hermann! Get zhe explosives!
>Blow up the entire block and kill everyone
>Muslims are more enticed to go to Germany now
>>80926155
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>80926908
>vaht have you done hans?!
>now ver vill the refugees schlafen?
>>80926155
>>80926155
>this time
>implying there will be a next time
We're about to come full circle
>>80926155
>>80923667
What is final diagnosis Dr Switzerland?
>>80927920
tot
>>80927920
germany is kill
t. suisse
>>80928557
>>80928566
plz, just give us the coup the grace
>>80923667
Tell them that I identify as a negro demi-boy pan-attack helicopter and that they are harassing me.
>>80930287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GZ4Y9w6o0
>>80930494
I am serious now when I say I would not mind if we got nuked.
There is nothing to live for left here.
Just drop them.
>>80930616
How much longer until massive white flight from Western Europe anyway?
>>80930705
Me and my family are thinking of leaving.
My sibling is a US citizen.
But I am studying German law which is pretty useless in the US I guess. :-/
>>80930705
Never
>>80931046
I wrote "Western Europe" for a reason.
Obviously Finland is excluded because not even refugees want to live there
>>80931046
How are you going to save the world if you never leave your homeland?
>>80931038
I've had this conversation with many Europeans who say "I would like to move to [US, Australia, etc.], but my degree is only useful in [Norway, Germany, etc.]."
It's really weird to me. Why are so many people in your country getting degrees that are only useful for your country? It just doesn't make sense.
>>80923667
NEIN ich habe kein J- er...h-h-heil Merkel! HEIL MERKEL
>>80931175
Bit rude that
>>80931630
How are you going to save the world by migrating?
The lesser people will always follow the succesful ones for gibsmedats wherever they go, what we need is walls and minefields.
>>80931918
>Migrating
Nah just go on an adventure like Nintendo prophesied
>Police has enough power to search for some dudes posting stuff in a CLOSED GROUP on the Internet
>Not enough power to keep a few Refugees in check during new years eve
So I can get persecuted for posting stuff in a private group nobody has access to? Wew this country is beyond help.
>>80931661
You are right, in most of this cases people dont know how permeable your job market is and that people with a degree in history could work at a bank as a manager.
That is not possible in Europe. 90% of the times you could only work as what you have also studied, so somebody with a history degree will be a teacher or historian or work as a taxi driver if he does not want a job that requires his degree.
But in my case its true since we dont have common law here but roman law.
So it would only be useful, but if I did it very useful, if I studied US law as well so they I would be accredited in both countries which is a huge advantage but takes a lot of time.
The regular lenght of law studies in Germany is 6 and a half years. I would be well over 30 if I also studied US law in the US. But maybe I will do.
>>80926155
no. just no. I can't look at that bullshit.
>>80932240
I'm not trying to be condescending or anything, but you could always be a high school or middle school German teacher.
>>80926155
What do the majority of German comments say? Any translators wanna help summarize it for me?
>>80932750
I would rather die in the upcoming civil war here than to teach at a US public school, sorry m8 :D
private school is a different story though, but they wouldnt take me.
I saw so many horrifying videos of US publics schools, mostly populated by shitskins, beating the teacher and stuff. No thanks :D
>>80932757
Most Germans love it because they are cucks.
Most comments below articles on the home invasions for "hate speech" were positive and cheerful as well.
I live in a nightmare.
>>80933107
When is the next german election?
The höcke must be released asap
>>80933107
I don't know enough about your situation but it seems like learning US law would be a solid choice for the future.
And not every public school is like that. There are plenty of public schools in districts with mostly white kids. Close to the majority of Americans live in the middle of nowhere, dude. Look at a map some time. Not everywhere is going to be an inner city public school from Detroit.
It's just something to think about. I went to a 95% white middle school and my German teacher was a native. You'd have summers off where you could take summer classes for law or maybe do something online.
Surely that's better than staying for your own ego? But with your credentials I'm sure you could get a job at an international law firm or a domestic one or something like that.
I don't really know enough about these things to speak with confidence but I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find employment in the US, somewhere you would like. It's a big country, bro.
>>80933401
In 2017, the only slightly right wing Party, AfD, which is in my opinion centrist but the most right wing party we got, is currenlty mauling itself over antisemitism and dropping in the polls.
Its a fucking joke, I should cry but I am just laughing about it.
Becasue of the cuck leader of the parliamentary fraction of the AfD in the state of Badem-Würtemmberg who wos upset that one of his fellow AfD colleagues in the parliament wrote something bad about jews in one of the books he published, he agitated against him and split the Fraction, cutting its voting power and taking the right to hold longer speeches away from the fraction in that state parliament.
Media is rubbing their hands and is all over the story, discouraging AfD voters, Afd dropping from 15% to 8%.
I want to die.
>>80926155
I can't fucking tell if this is a parody or real. It's so fucking awful it has to be making fun of lefties, yeah?
>>80933511
I know, I already lived in the deep south, I enjoyed it, so I would go there to a mostly white suburb or into states like Arizona or Vermont.
No big cities like Chicago, LA, New York.
Problem is both my parents are engineers and they would need to work as well and I guess well paid engineering jobs that make at least 200k/year are pretty rare in the rural areas.
I will talk about it with them this afternoon
>>80933849
No its serious.
That is how the majority of Germans sees themselves.
>>80933665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjlKO6hCRoc
surely this man gives you hope
>>80933872
There are, in fact, many big companies that will pay a stipend if their engineers agree to move to a certain location. A lot of people aren't willing to move to Nebraska or Alabama or wherever to work on a project (for obvious reasons, it would mean uprooting themselves). But as expats, you're already uprooted. Something to keep in mind.
>>80933919
Yeah I like Höcke, he is one of my favourite politicians even though he needs to work a bit on his gestures to become more powerful, you can clearly see that he was a teacher before by his gestures at the moment, that needs to change.
But his ideas are most of the time good and I like how he is shaking the political landscape, scaring people with words.
He could be a racial biology teacher in the 30s as well, judging by his looks lol
>>80934083
Thanks I will look it up and try to convince my family.
Nebraska sounds nice.
>>80933919
just saw the image, kek :'D
>>80933872
>Vermont.
Not sure about engineering jobs, but it's comfy as fuck here and extremely white and conservative so long as you stay away from the liberal cancer quarantine zone called Burlington. Come home Hans.
start screaming allahu akbar over and over.
They'll apologize through the door and leave going home knowing the world is even more DIVERSE before tucking their wife's son into bed and retiring to the cuckshed for the night.
>>80934818
And the gun laws are superb, I heard that even foreigners could buy them in Vermont, is that a myth?
But besides that there are literally no gun laws except NFA in Vermont right?
Also its 95% white and the most white state that exists, only downside is that land wont be cheap.
>>80933919
He seems fucking based! He is Germany's last hope ! Deutchland Erwache!!
>>80923667
DELETE THE RARE PEPES
>>80923667
>you guys are paying me to do this, remember? I'm an informant, now gimme my pay check.
>>80933872
Arizona is hot but legally it's a pretty based state and there's lots of job growth. Anywhere in the valley except central or West phoenix is nice.
>>80935160
Yes, our gun laws are best in the nation, and what's hilarious is that many anti-gun library Bernouts forget the fact that Benis Sanders actually protected gun rights here for over 20 years. Some areas like upper Winooski aren't too expensive, and they're right near the good parts of Burlington (which honestly isn't bad if you stay away from UVM campus). I split a nice apartment there with a friend for roughly $550/month.
>>80923667
I never open the door. So the thought police can't get in. And they have no license or will to break down the door.
>>80926155
I can't tell if this is satire or not. I want to say yes, but you just can't tell with these krauts
>>80935771
>>80936097
Would be a race between arizona and vermont then.
My 25 square metres appartement I currently live in costs 670 dollars and has no air conditioning of course.
But it is in an old prussian barracks which is pretty cool.
>>80936413
Arizona is too filled with illegals and is hot as fuck, I have lived there as well. The cold up here is cozy as shit and scares any of the few minorities back indoors.
>>80936876
Just looked it up on a glove, germany is still more in the north than vermont, so I guess I wont be shocked lol.
In the 90's I was in Iowa and we had a -40 degrees celcius winter which are actual stalingrad temperatures, I was going on a walk outside with my granddad who visited us and he got icicles building at his nose in about 5 minutes, that was horrible
>>80937145
*globe
>>80926155
>AND RECYCLE
When did Germany rival Swede for being the cuckold capital of the world.
Also, the categorical imperative doesn't mean anything in this context.
>>80937644
Yeah and Kant hated niggers, But I am sure they never read anything Kant wrote down so not a surprise.
>>80936097
I attend UVM. My life is suffering
>>80936876
Most of the illegals don't make it past Tucson. Sheriff Joe keeps 'em quarantined in Guadalupe and Central phoenix, or tent city.
Yeah, if heat's not your thing, don't do it. I was recommending it more because it'd probably be easier to find engineering jobs for your folks. Cost of living is low because no one wants to live in an oven. Plus all the housing developers overbuild during the bubble, so there's lots of cheap 3-4 bedroom houses.
>>80937644
>>80937741
Kant was also antisemite.
Kant called jews "nation of scammers", "vampires of society"(in the sense of leechers),
"In the hot countries the human being matures in all aspects earlier, but does not, however, reach the perfection of those in the temperate zones. Humanity is at its greatest perfection in the race of the whites. The yellow Indians do have a meager talent. The Negroes are far below them and at the lowest point are a part of the American peoples."
Immanuel Kant, Physical Geography
>>80926429
What are you doing rabbi?
>>80923667
>>80923667
>shitpost furiously with the speed of a demon
>post so much about Muslims, niggers, Jews and trump that by the time they drag me from the keyboard my fingers are smoking nubs.
>go down as most evil German man since Hitler.
>become martyr of pol.
Would be pretty epic I reckon
>>80923667
>>80926155
>Open the door
>lift up my skirt to reveal my penis
>Sorry to bother you sir
This shit is too easy
>>80923667
you know, in germany you don't have to open the door even when the police have a permission from a judge. it's 100% legal not to open the door.
>>80926155
Fuck you for reposting this shit
>>80937145
You should be alright here then. We get a ton of cold air from Canada that comes down off the lake. Coldest I've ever seen it get is -60°F, but that was at 3AM when nobody was outside. It's alright so long as you have the right gear. I know they run a lot of bioreactors and are doing a fuckton of solar panel work there now.
Also it's close as fuck to the nicer parts of french Canada.
>>80938003
>his tuition payment unironically goes towards funding gender studies courses
You are part of the problem friendo, kys.
>>80939487
Every state university does that
>>80926155
this is so fucking cool
>>80939487
Oh now dont ruin your landscape with that shit like we did :D
Vermonts sounds nice. Whats the price for a decent house?
>>80938420
Truly, there is nothing more Germany than being antisemitic
>>80939979
Those days are over :-(
>>80936397
it was made by a comedian. It looks as if he's ridiculing the left wing by trying to exaggerate what are they, but looks like it backfired because the media supported the "tolerant" aka non-satirical version of the video.
I'd say it was also a smart move by him. He can't be held accountable for racism or anything else because he's "very tolerant" in the video, but anyone with a half a brain knows that it's satirical. The video is rather raising awareness to the degenerate society. Too bad that there are too many people who agree with that degeneracy and don't view the video as satirical.
He was also facing prosecution for mocking Erdogan.
There's no evidence of him either being fully left or right wing, so it's just speculation.
>>80941378
No he is left wing himself, believe me.
>>80941569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59EXdqTblDM
Is he mocking the AFD in this one?
NPD when?
>>80926155
Damn Germans are so fucking cucked
>>80941886
Yes.
