As if leftist marxists weren't batshit enough, Sanders delegates are going to go to the Democratic National Convention and eat a bunch of beans and then have a "fart-in" where they will just fart at the Philly Convention
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-12/bernie-fans-say-fart-in-against-hillary-will-go-on
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07/13/sanders-supporters-reportedly-to-hold-philly-fart-in.html
Really makes you think
>>80914600
Really making me stink
don't bring the indians
>>80914544
fake
fuck off faggot
>>80914544
wow, what a thoughtful, mature and measured way to protest. I'm totally feelin (and smellin) the bern now!
>>80914544
Something really stinks about Hillary's nomination
>>80914544
HOLY FUCK ITS REAL HAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN WEEKS.
JUST IMAGINE HILLARY WALKING THROUGH A FUCKING FART CLOUD AND THINKING ABOUT HOW SHES GOING TO HAVE THESE FUCKING PLEBIANS KILLED IN FEMA CAMPS
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH
I CANT TAKE IT
>>80914544
>>80914824
LINKS ARE REAL WTF
WHY IS THIS NEWS
WHAT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>80914544
Are you sure it's real?
Something about it smells fishy
>>80914544
just
>>80914654
>>80914544
Pantsuit: You call this sulferous?
Will they eat Castor Beans?
>>80914544
>Democrats are children
>Republicans are the only adults left in the country
>Leftists still project Trump as a "child"
imagine all those 10K lbs Bernout blobs with problematic glasses and dyed hair farting and shitting allover themselves all day
>>80915998
My penis isn't small!
>>80914544
>a fart-in
>not a shit-in
are these niggers even trying?
>>80914654
Underrated
>>80914544
Good. Anything to cover up the sour urine smell of Philadelphia.
>>80914654
God damn it
>>80914544
Alinsky would be proud.
Remember that time Ron Paul sold out and endorsed Mitt Romney?
>>80914544
This sums up the Sanders campaign pretty well: Passing gas.
>Thinking canned beans make you fart
These idiots don't understand anything about anything.
>>80914544
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! THIS IS STRAIT FROM SAUL ALINSKY
>Another idea I had that almost came to fruition was directed at the Rochester Philharmonic, which was the establishment’s — and Kodak’s — cultural jewel. I suggested we pick a night when the music would be relatively quiet and buy 100 seats. The 100 blacks scheduled to attend the concert would then be treated to a preshow banquet in the community consisting of nothing but huge portions of baked beans. Can you imagine the inevitable consequences within the symphony hall? The concert would be over before the first movement — another Freudian slip — and Rochester would be immortalized as the site of the world’s first fart-in.
http://stonestreetpress.com/1916/saul-alinskys-flatulent-blitzkrieg-his-own-account-of-his-famous-fart-in-taking-on-eastman-kodak-in-rochester-and-winning/
What a load of crap
>>80914544
>As if the Democrats would notice any difference
>>80916051
>a shit-in
lol fart
BEST
ELECTION
EVER
>>80914544
>fart-in at DNC for Shillary
GAS THE DIKE, PACE WAR NOW!
>>80916166
>alinstinky
>>80916394
Has there ever been an election so full of petulance and hilarity?
FLOOD BERNBROS TWITTERS WITH BEAN BOY
FLOOD BERNBROS TWITTERS WITH BEAN BOY
FLOOD BERNBROS TWITTERS WITH BEAN BOY
>>80914544
this is awesome
>>80916051
>shit-in
Fucking lmfao
>>80916634
>petulance and hilarity
You mean flatulence and Hillary?
The Democrapic Sharty Convention
>>80914544
I have a fart fetish
>>80914544
So what you're saying is that the Jew's followers are literally trying to Gas those they don't like into doing Comrade Bernie's demands?
hmmm
FYI this is an idea literally from rules for radicals incase anyone wasn't aware
>>80916267
fucking hell
>fail misrably in pushing your agenda
>have your undercover communist pledge allegiance to THE establishment candidate
>respond by farting angrily at a political convention
>will accomplish nothing
>no refunds
socialism everybody
>>80914544
why aren't we trying to meme in some /mlp/ faction into this protest?
what the fuck?
>>80917974
If you ever get a few hours out of your busy life, can you please kill yourself. Thanks.
>>80914544
>Inspiration for the protest comes from Saul Alinsky, the community organizing theorist, who decades ago proposed a fart-in protest in Rochester, New York.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAS BEEN PROMOTING FART INS FOR YEARS!
>>80914544
Is it just me, or is American politics getting more and more insane and meme-ish?
Is this what's it like to be in a declining empire?
>>80914654
winrar
>>80914824
it's quite real
>farting during a discussion to distract and annoy everyone
>the closest thing to IRL shitposting
Let's get a sizable number of people at the convention to flat-out shit themselves. Ideas for hashtag?
>>80914544
>It's a "/pol/ and a couple mainstream media sources fall for an Onion article" episode
Oh, right, you're all 14 year olds.
>>80918813
#notfartenough
>>80914544
>Rules for Radicals being used against Hillary
>>80918296
Because Bernouts meme themselves
>>80916467
Kek
>>80916044
Rubio was the one who started talking about Trump's penis.
>>80914544
What?
>>80918813
>#poop4politics
>#rowrowfightthepooer
>#messyrevolution
>>80916267
If this is legit it should definitely be spread wide. It'll show where the leftists are getting their notes from.
>>80914544
>beans
theyd be more likely to succeed if they all drank a lot of cheap whiskey the night before and held their shit in till after the convention.
im speaking from experience because thats what ive been doing all day in my work truck. fucking mexican coworker was pissed.
bwahahahaha
So progressive!
>>80919298
HE STARTED IT!!!!
>designated farting convention
>>80919567
Hillary wrote her senior thesis on Saul Alinsky with Alinsky's help, and Obama was also influenced by his work. Ben Carson tried to tell people about it but nobody really listened.
And you know what? Even with all that farting, Philly still won't smell as bad as Pittsburgh.
>>80914654
I fucking love board culture.
>>80914544
>this is actually real
I'm dying
>>80918813
#shitting4sanders
#sanderslogs
#terds4tarrifs
>>80919796
Keked
>>80919794
>Rubio: TRUMP HAS LITTLE HANDS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH LITTLE HANDS
>Trump: Actually my hands are just fine.
>Media: WOW TRUMP KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS HOW UNPRESIDENTIAL EVERYBODY SHOULD NOW BE #MENTALLYHILL
Fucking retard.
>>80920062
#logsforliberals
They should not sit together and try to disperse themselves evenly across the hall in order to maximize the impact of this important protest!
Really made me stunk.
>>80914654
GOD DAMNIT
>>80915998
>berniefags
>democrats
>>80919893
Who is this nectar spectre?
>>80918490
It's what happens when a generation raised on memes reaches voting age.
The fart rises.
>>80919765
based cartoon
>>80914747
underrated.
>>80918813
Just buy those haribo diarhea bears, have shitposting anons pass them out as treats
>leftists will purposely soil themselves because their senile subversive lost
>sanders-supporters-reportedly-to-hold-philly-fart-in
Until the convention of course.
Charge those commies with biological terrorism
>>80918813
It was time to #FeelTheBern, but now it's time to #FeelTheBurn
>>80914544
>Fart-in
These fucking people.
>>80914544
Anything to neutralize the potential for another 68 riot outside the convention.
>>80920642
One of my favorites. That one too.
>>80920683
>mfw IRL shitposting.
>>80920804
And offer them free helicopter rides
>>80914544
Shows how immature the base is. Can anyone imagine reading this in a history book growing up studying conquerors and war heroes and then 'jewish socialist supporting weirdos use flatulence to protest democratic party nomination'
>Only beans
>Not onions & celery with mayonnaise
>>80920870
LOL Bernie sold out to Hillary and the Globalists. Trump 2016! Watch:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0x4Htj5gfGs
>>80914654
Underrated post right here famo
>>80914544
These idiots are taking Rules for radicals a little too literally.
>>80918813
#LogsForACause
#BrownLoafsMatter
#PoopifyWallStreet
#OleFashinShit-In
#PoopifyDemocrats
#ChoclateHotdogsAgainstVoterFraud
>>80916467
top kek
Honest to god what the fuck is wrong with these people? Even after he bent over for Clinton the other day, Berncucks on leddit were STILL claiming that it was somehow a masterful move and that he still has a chance at the nomination.
>>80921132
>#PoopifyWallStreet
>>80920683
>shitposting
>>80914544
>beans
>not cabbage and brussel sprouts
Fucking fat ass sanders cucks..
>>80921242
Look at me.
These are OUR useful idiots now.
>>80914544
>Those are real links
>This isn't a fake story
>>80914544
"we'll shit ourselves, that'll show them!"
fucking degenerates!!!!
How we take advantage of virtue signalling to make them do progressively more disgusting shit there in order to prove to each other who is more PC and progressive? I want to see them literally shitting themselves at the very least.
>>80916634
>that pic
Actually getting some comfy feels here, I wish blacks could always have wholesome fun like this
>>80919794
"He started it" is a 100% legitimate defence. Fuck you people.
>Ctrl-F 'Alinsky'
>7 results
what is this pride and hope I feel? are people catching on?
>>80916234
Did he?
>>80914654
i laughed harder than i should have
>>80921132
Poolitical Movement
Bowel-itical Movement
>>80916234
Nope. Because he actually had integrity
>>80914544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
>>80916016
People are genuinely going to die from this happening. Imagine the vomiting when people can't handle breathing in 1000 different flavours of fart.
You think this is something that's actually going to be a sizable thing? Can you even imagine the constant farting in the background as Hillary tries to be serious on the podium? How do you even begin to spin that positively.
>literally gassing political opponents
>>80920986
>>Only beans
>>Not onions & celery with mayonnaise
>>80921420
>not cabbage and brussel sprouts
What if some /pol/lacks from Philly set up corn stands, chili dispensers and borscht carts near the conventions.
Then give the profits to Trump?
>maximum_Jew.exe
>tfw matchhead ignites and accidentally changes american politics for all time
> this fucking thread
i love you guys
>>80918149
elaborate pls?
>>80914654
Fucking hell.
>>80921420
C A U L I F L O W E R
>>80916267
The ride never ends
>>80921963
Even if they don't legitimately fart, they'll blow raspberries.
We need to sell these people vuvuzelas and noisemakers.
>>80922005
That would be fucking amazing.
>>80921759
No, you heretical faggotron.
>>80916016
>>80922014
This is why I love /pol/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0
>>80916234
>1 post.
Nicely done shill
I legitimately hope this actually happens. It will be the most interesting convention we've seen in a long time.
>>80914544
yes we want to gas the left but not this kind
>>80914544
We should all donate chilli beans for the cause.
>>80918813
#BlackLogsMatter
>>80922868
The left has begun gassing itself
>>80915507
Hillary's hilllcootch
>>80916051
Its a shit-out if one slides down a pants leg and becomes visually exposed
>>80914544
All it will take is one match and then the entire democratic party will be feeling the Bern.
>>80914654
>>80914747
>bernouts giving anal destruction a whole new meaning.
>>80914544
Why can't they have a molotov in?
>>80919567
Look up "Saul Alinski Playboy Interview". It's 100% real
>>80918490
Can someone tell me where these animations come from?
>>80926290
I think it's from the Philippines
>>80914544
How incredibly obese of them.
>>80926518
>>80926290
No I'm pretty sure it's from Taiwan
>>80921596
It's so sad, I have a couple of black friends I met at STEM uni, some of the friendliest people I know. Just saddens me.
>ppppppFFFFPPPFPFPFPFPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
whoops--sorry, anon! Take a whiff or I'll vote for Hillary!
>>80914824
>>80920683
Holy shit this could work. Pass them out in like 7 bears each handful and just give them to everybody, then get 4 or 5 anons to go to the bathroom and push the door so nobody can get in... Hillary would have a stroke on stage from the smell
>>80914544
>Thpphhhphphhhhhhhhhhh
Anyone here seriously turned on by this? Would love to go to the convention just to fap furiously as the odorous gases surround my body and engulf me in the fumes.
>>80914544
>"OMG Liberals are NOT immature!"
>"Now if you will excuse me I'm going to go fart on a candidate I don't like"
Guys this "satire becoming reality" thing has gone way too far. This shit needs to stop
FLATULENT BLITZKRIEG
>>80927443
#FapForSanders
