This man blocks your path on the way to a voting booth in November
"I'm afraid I cannot let you pass, the world must be cleansed of white supremacist racists"
What do you do?
>>80903353
Walk past him
>>80903353
Shoot him.
Take out my gun and shoot the leftist faggot
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>80903353
>running shoes
why do autists always wear running shoes with everything?
>>80903353
There's a lot of things wrong with this picture, and I can't tell its his tennis shoes, the belt, or that fact that one of his fingerless gloves has a Naruto headband on it.
>>80903353
Piss on him.
>>80903353
Why has every fedoraman picture been a white person? Do black NEET autists not exist or something?
>>80903353
Appeal to his honor, get him to drop his sword.
Then beat the shit out of him.
Maybe piss in his hat.
Shoot him.
>>80903476
So walk into him??
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>80903353
"IN THE NAME OF THE POPE"
>>80903865
he said 360
take his sword and than walk away
>>80903522
if you go to america you see they wear running shoes everywhere. they consider running shoes to be regular walking shoes for young people. it's fucking weird.
>>80903446
>>80903759
>>80903473
>>80903353
Kind sir, I must ask you to respect my right to free speech.
>>80903865
New fag please leave
Walk past him cause he won't do shit.
>>80904047
In Finland, they consider mongoloids to be white. It's fucking weird.
>>80903353
Go, 1911!
>1911 used .45 ACP hollowpoint. It's Super Effective!
Gained 250 exp, $28, 1 cheap sword.
Tell him I heard his mom yell out that his tendies were getting cold, walk away at an unhurried pace
>>80903353
1. Laugh at plastic sword
2. take hat
*walks forward with trump hat obscuring my face*
*unsheathes katana*
oh yeah? wanna battle, kid?
*takes off trump hat*
*assumes Kasumi no kamae*
it's gonna take more than a plastic sword to beat me - heh
*does the matrix morpheus taunt*
>>80904047
ok so what do were as shoes
Pull my own sword out of it's sheath, clash our swords together and begin our autism battle.
>>80904157
>not looting +4 int head piece
scrub
>>80904047
I wear skating shoes since I'm a skater, but I do confirm that normal people wear running shoes or basketball shoes usually.
>>80903353
>teleport behind him
>unsheath my katana
>let him know that wha I'm about to do to him isn't anything personnel
here's what i'd do
>>80903865
>being this Fucking new...
Inform him that killing me would only make me stronger.
>>80903728
Oh, they exist. They're just not quite as autistic about it.
>>80903353
unsheath my superior katana then proceed to teleport behind him and slash his inferior katana to pieces. tell him "no hard feelings, compadre" and walk to the booth.
>>80903353
Whats the rough % chance that his mom took this picture?
>>80903353
>not even a katana
Shoot him for his inability to instantly teleport behind me.
>>80903353
Begin our final battle...
DOOL WHEEL
>>80903728
I dunno.
>>80904367
lol
I'd be in awe of his ephoria, challenge him to an intellectual battle and lose.
I would then admit defeat and vote for Hillary and disavow any magic sky wizard.
>>80904047
>all the triggered burgerfats
my friend was an exchange student there a while back and she said something similar. she said that nobody really dressed for school there, that they just went to class often in pajamas. really makes you think.
>>80903353
Fuck him in the mouth
>>80904484
Are you going to running R1 him?
>>80904278
Right now my daily shoe is pic related. I guess it's technically a skate shoe but without being a huge mess like skate shoes can be
I'm not shoe expert nor do I care about shoe fashion. It's just a simple thing I've noticed in the US that everyone wears running shoes like it's a normal thing to do. In Europe running shoes are exclusively for exercising. Young people wear sneakers, skate shoes, loafers, converses etc. but NOT running shoes.
>>80904885
It's completely true that Americans dress terribly like they walked out of a Goodwill or Walmart. Since I've actually traveled to Europe and was raised by European parents here, I am more aware of this than other burgers.
However, it's actually great most Americans dress like ass, because that means if you dress up nicely, you really stand out.
Shoot him, walk over his twitching corpse and vote.
>>80903353
*teleport behind him*
*unzip katana*
*slice*
Nothin' personnel, kid, you're 100 years too early, heh
*dissapear into voting booth and vote Trump*
>>80904885
I found that it was very divided. There were people who obsessed about "street wear" and those who literally gave no shits and wore same badly fitting baggy jeans and dirty hoodies from walmart. But the latter were not social rejects teased for their shitty appearance, they were the majority and the "normal" ones making up at least 90% of the school. Just by wearing "nice" washed and ironed brand name clothing but nothing flashy I was in danger of being associated with the nearly drag queen esque "fashion addicts" though I guess I got away with it because everyone knew I was European.
My experience is skewed because I lived in the midwest. I assume the coast is a little different.
>>80904367
fuck
Faggotty belt
I would thank him for the opportunity to kill him in a swordfight, then slip into a sick sadomasochistic frenzy, and absolutely destroy him while laughing my balls off. Though, I would also do a sprits of my combat nasal spray first. It is a mix of epitalon sunifiram, and some good old fashioned deadhead LSD, STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN! FhuaaaaaaooooOOOOH! Just like last I was in a blade fight!
>>80904951
dont really need to, when you can teleport =P.
